broken and dumped edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62226845
I'm the scatman
>>62227440Shill me ONE book to learn or ONE YouTube video about investing as a beginner
>>62227444Skibidy dibby dee yon didoo dumyon didoo dum
>nows
>>62227446Ask your dad
>>62227446use AI you dip
>>62227446>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuoutOJjgPw
>>62227452My dad lost his house in 2008 and I was forced to move into a big infested ghetto at age four
>>62227446Step 1. Have the proper early life section on Wikipedia
>>62227444Checked. >I'm calling out for scatman >I'm calling out for scatman's world
>>62227462*Nigger infested
>RKLB
>>62227462Find out if your bank has an investment platform or partnership with an investing firm. Usually its on the website. Thats the easiest starting point.
>>62227475Ask chatgpt for companies with exposure to lip fillers.
>>62227475>hip hop
When the fuck do car prices go down, i’m tired of these fucking normies paying 74-84 month loans.
>>62227475her name is math symbols?
>>62227446
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62227499Buy a used car under 50k miles dumbass, that way you can (effectively, not literally) profit off those same retards defaulting on their loan.
>>62227504Baggies dropping off!
Trimmed some of my chip gains but the Sneed and piss 500 looks too high for me to buy an ETF. Thinking about maybe just buying a fancy german convertible Beatle so that I can get some pussy at the Applebee's. Anyone had any luck with that?
>>62227515What a cornucopia of shit.
You guys ever jerked off on your own face?
So gents, tomorrow? Green/Red?
>micron chart is literally two doji/shooting starts, which are also double tops, which are also on bearish volumeLolThe market still hates this stock and it's about to go down and FILL that gap. Probably also koreans will sell samsung due to oil shocks.Actually.Now that I think of it, a lot of the 'tech pump' the last month has been under the assmptuon trump would get Xi to make Iran stop fighting and give up their nukes for oil. When this fails, the market will take a "sell in may" shit. Probably Idk I'm not an insider but this seems like a logical conclusion after this massive runup.
why do green days have to be green all day, what bullshit that is
>>62227507They are priced near new right now, they have the “i know what I got” mentality.
>>62227524Red with greenish tendencies.
>>62227519Cisco today, Applied Materials tomorrow. Both will have an effect on the weather for us storage/memory investors.
>>62227528Don't bullshit me.
>>62227520not on purpose...
>>62227525It's a higher high and people will treat it accordingly. Everyone's sitting in the cuck chair today to see if it does close over monday's close.
I'm investing in the Costco rotisserie chicken
Some of you are alright, I'll dump some prime Alpha:>NOK>ALAB>FRMI>SYNA>FCEL>RR>GRRR
Finqncially speaking, you are being fattened up before the slaughter.
WTFWT?!
>>62227514Permabears can stay solvent by longing bonds, commodities, and gold and silveryeah, if they drop shorts every time they think a crash is coming, they'll get liquidated very quickly
>>62227535Why are women so obsessed with "healing" and "journeys" and "detoxing"
GAUZ
>>62227546Read Aristotle. He'll tell you all about women.
Silver
>>62227524
>>62227537>higher highPossibly the redditest post I've ever seen.
>>62227515>>62227519Besides USAR, IMSR, Brookfield, KRMN and some pharma none of those companies actually do anything besides glorified service sector peon work.
>>62227475Looks fake, αδερφέ
>>62227542>The bug bonds! The bug bonds! EVERYONE BE SCAREDLmao. Dumb fuck retard beartranny.
>>62227446been reading this and it confirms a lot of what I already kind of knew by staring at charts and price action, but also has a lot of other good insights
>>62227558I am curious to see what Klarna has to say about the poors, though.
>>62227534Bro, it been like this for awhile, i’m baffled too. Like for $10k/$7k more you get a new car.
>>62227552how were futures today?
>>62227555I'd rather be right making money and reddit than calling a double top where it isn't even one, by definition.
>>62227570like this >>62225099
>>62227475Looks like an AI pic senpai
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>62227546Women want to be on permanent vacation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI>>62227550This is why they don't teach the classics in K-12 anymore, and why women in classics in college are obsessed with abolishing white men.
>>62227580Up 4.6% today and really hoping I can end the week out above 500k.
>>62227542It's not the 80s, no one gives a fuck about Japan
>>62227580I think I maybe, might be, could be back.
>>62227580Today: +1.24%This Week: +0.98%This Month: +7.63%This Year: +25.20%12 Months: +34.18%
>>62227580+322 trading also
>>62227580+3.32%But I was pretty inactive should've played the SPX run up to the call wall at 7500.
>>62227440>this is what ukrainian men are dying for
>>62227580+2% it's alright
>>62227580>+2.51%>poorfolio ATH
>>62227580+0.73% today, +12.05% YTD.
>>62227580+3.33% today (check 'em)+6% so far this weekToday made up for my losses yesterday and then some
>>62227580A mere 1.1%. But even tiny gains are good ones.> "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery".
cerebras tomorrowdreams and fears?
>>62227580+0.18%
>>62227580+3.3%
>AMFN>+41.59%
>>62227580+0.71% today+128.23% weekMy best week in trading
>>62227603What's it opening at? I might buy into the biggest sell wall of the last century.
>>62227541Shill me grrr. I was just going through their webpage and they've got some serious network clout on the board. Still, I've seen very similar projects in crypto come and go. Why are you bullish on it? What's different?
100% new ATH in AH
>>62227499Why would they ever go down
>>62227609I bought 100 bucks of this today for the meme, couldn't find it on Alpaca, didn't realize Schwab charges commissions.
>>62227612dont know160 range probably
>>62227610wow good job anon. have yourself a beer and some nuggies to celebrate.
>>62227617Because newer cars break down sooner and have less life left in them.
>>62227580up 0.64% today, had some drag from flng earnings
>>62227546It's a time of change where they take what they are responsible for and work out how to pass it onto others so they don't look bad. Taking miles of cock seems to aid the process somewhat.
>>62227618OTCQB up list on Friday I think.
>>62227580+1.58%slowly recovering from a dumb mistake I did last month
>>62227618OTCComes with a feeC'mon niggaThink you get it>for free?
Is IBKR a good broker? They have much cheaper margin rates than Schwab.
>>62227580+9.5%Which unironically puts me about 1% above where I was at opening yesterday.
>>62227580-2.54%What does a nigga got to do to get a pump 'round here?
>>62227631>IBKRBe careful anon.
>>62227632What are you holding for such gains?
>>62227499bicycles are the future
>>62227622The new car premium comes from no one ever driving that car before you have. Just because new cars today are shit doesn't mean that premium is going away
CISCO BOOMERS WE ARE SO BACK
in ibkr, how do you see how much you're payng on margin interest?
>>62227637i don't think that's an ibkr problem
>>62227440lmao, I'm honestly investing to send money to /mila07x/ on chaturbate...
I shorted KLAR
>>62227637this happened to be with orange juice futuresI dont wanna drink orange juice anymore but I got 9000 gallons
>>62227580+3.25%+4.00%PLTR dragging my port down
>boomer cisco gigapumpingyeah, bubble
>>62227614>$400M Market Cap - $150-$200M revenue guidance for 26 and $500-$600M revenue guidance for 27>Acquisition of Shackleton Finance for creation of SBVs as non-dilutive project financing for Asian sovereign AI infrastructure buildout>$7B qualified leads backlog>Signed 2 multi billion dollar deals with Freyr & Yotta already with deployment by EOY>Technical looks outstanding, breakout from descending wedge and currently on handle of cup and handleShort term easily $30, longer term over $100. I like the stonk. Been in and out since June 2024 at $2.50 and watched this pop in early 2025 to $45.It will make me a gorillionaire, I have 11,000 shares.
>>62227657Basically all zombie tech companies are pumping because of AI lmao
>>62227639SOXL calls. Violent swing yesterday and recovery today.>>62227645I'm talking about why used cars should lose value.
im thinking $250 nvda after earnings.
>>62227635Stop doubting the American economy. It's that easy.
>>62227609>can't buy on my app I'll switch brokerages someday
>>62227584How long did it take you to build this much wealth? Got like 40% of it myself at almost 30
>>62227666no you won't satan
>>62227580meh
>>62227674Been buying and holding boomer etfs for over 10 years. Pulled out a few times to buy a house and other things but mostly just buy and hold without getting caught up in degenerate gambling. Something about time in the market.
Guys, this shit ain’t sustainable
>>62227686We're gonna 10x from here and you'll wish you had got in at these unsustainable levels a decade from now.
>>62227685GRRR anon has this exact graphbut while you had to hold for a decade in boomer slow growth etfsGRRR anon made it in one (1) yearit is also inverted but not sure if that matters
I woke up from my nap and was acutely aware that I was very likely going to die in the next 35 years. (I'm currently 35.) It hit pretty hard, kind of fucked me up pretty badly. Like, it's guaranteed that there's going to be a moment in the not too distant future where my current form (and possibly all sense of self) will cease to exist. The only comfort I found was that this happens to literally all things.Buy TOST.
>>62227686Shut the FUCK up, you debby downer.BVLLCHADS rule this market.
>>62227609There's no Greek letter called "vega", kek. The v is just the lower case N and is pronounced "ni" as in nigger.
>>62227689
>>62227565those are their checking accounts and they are investing as much as they can elsewhere so its fine
>>62227680you're probably right tbqh
>>62227690>woke up from my napThis reality is the nap, you're dreaming right now
CSCO is the next NVDA
>>62227520No but I tasted my own cummies and the taste wasn't half bad. I also bought LUNR right before the bell, I'll likely get heemed tomorrow.
>>62227565I've been Jew'd so much by Wells Fargo I still have heart attacks seeing balances that low, I think they can legally rob me if I go below 1.5k.
>>62227685So you're just in stuff like VT and VGT? Or newer kinds of ETFs for stuff capturing the memory/cpu chip market etc? That's pretty explosive growth for ETFs
>>62227580+11.67% on robinhood +10% on fidelity im realizing that you need a lot of money for any of this to matter though. my roth is maxed out but otherwise i only have ~4k in the market, mostly dram and a few penny stocks
>>62227701NVDA is the next CSCO>in 2000
>>62227694I think you're supposed to be saying 'that's not what I look like' in response to basedjacks
I knew nigger semis would dump the rest of this week thank god I took profits 10 mins before close
stocks visual today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778704198657134.webm
Just realized we've gone the whole day without laughing at NTDOYs.Have the bingbingbaggies finally capitulated?
>>62227704Mostly $TQQQ right now but previously $SPY $VOO.
fuckhow do I see how much I spend on margin interest fo a day with margin on ibkr?I've tried statements and reports but I don't show what is spent on margin interest i tried custom reports as well
>>62227660Appreciated. I will dive deeper. Have some hypnotic knockers for your efforts.
>>62227646>Even dot com stocks are going verticalFuck me.
>fervo ipo up massively Drill baby drill!
I'm using currently, $32,000 in margin on IBKR, $30,000 in USD, and $2,000 in EURhow the fck do I see how much the margin interest is costing me per day? I'm waiting for my funds from another bank to transfer into ibkr, but in the meantime, I'm holding a bunch of positions on margin
>>62227719it's only going to show up the next day. Anyway, you freaking out like this sounds like you shouldn't be doing what you're doing, retard
>>62227732Very nice
>>62227705You're right. That's why even though I only started I'll be slowly DCAing into a decent enough base within 2-3 years (as I have some other stuff to pay right now).
>>62227734Hold these nuts moron
How are we feeling about copper miners?
>>62227734fag, just calculate it. that's maybe like $5-10https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/trading/margin-rates.php
>Revenue: $5.7 million vs. $3.63 million expected>Adjusted EPS: -$0.12 vs. -$0.22 expected>Net Loss: $67.0 million>Cash Used in Operating Activities: $18.6 million>Cash Balance: $1.75 billionUSAR won
>>62227742I'm long Vale
>>62227745$5-$10 per day?
>>62227727Nice ham hockers fiduciarily speaking.
>>62227754yes, is that a lot for you? if so, you can suck my cock for $20 so you won't have to worry about being in financial ruin ;)
>>62227664Its gonna be another double beat into massive drop for no reason again
>>62227742EGO is all you need
I just invested in DN
>>62227777CHECKED
>>62227716How long do you plan to hold TQQQ? Looks like it's been a great month for you
how are all these huge european companies like novo nordisk allowed to use american AIs like claude?Doesn't that violate some gay europoor regulation like gdpr?
>>62227440total foid death
>>62227777Check w/ green id LFG
>>62227580$100,214.86 (-$1,603.63)
>>62227564You do know technical analysis is all bullshit and a scam right? You can literally backtest everything in that book and prove its fake. Guy asked for one (1) book and you shilled astrology. You should kill yourself for being such a low iq failure.
any intcels here, do i add here my avg is 110
>>62227788there are exceptions/waivers for everything. like how copyright doesn't apply to ai companies because they're too important, so fake laws don't count.
I'm not bullish on most emerging markets just Latn AmericaAlso, not bullish on Europe except some companies there like ABBAbout 10% of my portfolio is international, and my international stocks are concentrated in Japan, and Latin America. I have a very small amount in Europe and Korea My international holdings are like, 50% Japan, 40% Latin America, 5% Europe and 5% other. Europe might be 2-3%, and Korea might be 1%. That means no big positions in DRAM lol
>>62227804>You do know technical analysis is all bullshit and a scam right? You can literally backtest everything in that book and prove its fake. Guy asked for one (1) book and you shilled astrology. You should kill yourself for being such a low iq failure.
>>62227782Infinitely. I know. I know. Leveraged etfs and decay. I get it. I'm still gonna hold it and get massive gains. My illogical reasoning is that inflation is so high that assets are gonna keep inflating and being in a leveraged ETF allows me to majorly outpace inflation.
>>62227802How is aep not in there? It was mentioned quite a bit since it went up over 14% today.
>>62227818Hey, that's me - except I'm mid-thirties.
>>62227818Every year has been "what 1929 felt like" since I started investing in 2017 lol.
>>62227804>You should kill yourself for being such a low iq failure.You sound like an Aries
>>62227818Here's an updated version for you. Most of the quotes are direct from /smg/
5 years ago you could get Korean chip makers for dirt cheap. Samsung was a name that was all over my value scanners.
>>62227818youtube subscription list> patrick boyle> wall street millenial> bravos research> the tech report
Any TMC holders here? Bought a shitload today at like $5.45 to hold long term. Going to be interesting to see what comes out of earnings tomorrow. I think the only thing that could fuck it up would be if the permitting becomes a partisan political thing. Why the environmentalists are more concerned about damage to the sea bed than much more destructive land based mining I have no idea.
Tomorrow I will gamble on CRBS!
>>62227840I subscribe to two of those. Am I a midwit?
>>62227834capric*rn i'll bet
>>62227821I double checked with ctrl+f and it looks like it wasn't really mentioned after lunch for some reasonI also missed a thread because of the splitting and recycling but AEP doesn't show after 12 still
>>62227840https://youtube.com/watch?v=_wPSSUjpnPEI unironically really liked Benjamins YouTube videos on different markets, but then he went dark for a while. Turned out he lost his life savings on election markets arbitrage
I'm a virgo
>>62227660Seems good to me
>>62227580+5.72% today, +26.56% ytd
Is it crashing yet? Can I buy the dip?
>>62227853grrr and gauz are litterally just being shilled by a like 3-4 people in total but they are the most annoyin cunts in the thread so that's the only reson they show up there. Your mentions should at least be filtered to only 1 entry per ID
>>62227848i consoom all youtube slop. but keep it in perspective.>>62227859that shits so funny
>>62227861YGMI smigga!
USAAAARS WAGMI
>futures
>>62227866that's an idea, but then someone who says "IT'S OVER" once won't have their GRRR shill later on counted because it already counted OVERI'm inclined to leave it as is for now so it doesn't get too complex. I don't even want to remove "S" because it fakes triggers on "IT'S" when people scream "IT'S OVER" because someday someone may want to shill S. I think someone actually did months back for a little while
>>62227879china make friendship with america. goodbyeo ayy tollah for future friendship. load the space ship with the persian rocket fuel. no more leeching off the government. get in!
I lost 650 dollars getting scammed by MRAM today.
If you're looking for a safe medium to long term trade where you'll do fine, here's some namesPYPLAMZNXYZGEVCZRDGthese are sort of value plays that took some bloody noses but they'll come back into favour eventually
is they doing the lockdowns soon? India already started theirs.
>>62227859benjamin lost because he is a loser... simple as>arb
margin is how you create generational wealth just dont use during bear marketsit is a simple thing, really
Oh man, bros. Sentiment around DRAM is lukewarm all of a sudden. Getting bisected by BBP (Big Bear Pussy)? Oh no. Anything but that.
>>62227903>CZRThat chart is horrible - does no one go to vegas anymore?I managed to get in Amazon at 200, too bad it was only for 10 shares.
>>62227909what about buying more during bear markets on margin?
>>62227917That works but only if you have extremely large and heavy balls
>>62227903>investing in paypalHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62227462you have to be 18 to post here junior
>>62227440this makes me so angry. their men are dying in trenches and these bitches get literally shit on by rich saudis.
>CSCO +17% on surging AI ordersthe buildout continues
>>62227446you cant learn investing from othersespecially if you read tickers from hereyou need to dodge 99% rugpulls like GAUZ and GRRR
>>62227935>CSCO mooning>F mooning since they're now an AI datacenter battery maker now and not just a truck manufacturerBoomers eating good tonight.
Give me a good reason why NVDA shouldnt be able to 10x? People thought 100B and 1T market caps were unthinkable until they sere surpassed eventually.
MRVL +8% today
>>62227950competition may eventually hurt their 77% margins.
thats itim outta herelet the goyim deal in the real world
>>62227950because it's already valued at 30% of the US economy
I have a bachelor's degree, literally
>>62227951new spider man movie coming or something?
>>62227931their men are dying so oligarchs with similar names and similar looking faces as their current ones steal their money instead of getting robbed by their current onesit's a noble cause anon
>>62227931It's always what happens though when a country goes to war>men go die>women slut it up
>>62227810but europoors keep screaming about how they don't want their precious data to end up on a datacenter in wyoming or something
qrd on stocks performance today please
LUNR to the moon tomorrow
>>62227968also the two commanders in chiefs have basically the same fucking name lmao
>>62227971Sucks to be them. I've been writing their names in my excel spreadsheet from my basement in Wyoming for years.
>>62227972Breddy guud
>>62227972My stocks specifically? Or somebody else's
>>62227931There's a woman at my job, Ukrainian but moved to the USA at fourteen so she was here before even the Donbass incident. She makes it sound like her extended family are total niggers. Like she has a fat aunt who ran for the USA as a refugee, but willingly left behind her unemployed nineteen year old son in an empty apartment with nothing. Poor kid probably got drafted. Things like that. Dad's an outright crook, apparently. Muslim family though, so IDK if there's a different culture. I do think that the men who choose to fight are heroic, I mean they're obviously BRAVE, right? But in their general behavior there's definitely this weird fuck-it fatalism in Slavic culture that feels incredibly heartless. You'll do anything to get out of the shithole. Poor bastards are being bled dry in every single sense of the term. >>62227972Another good day, with nothing really to back it. Massive dip in the AM from poor ppi data, but it recovered entirely after market open for another nice strong run of tech. Holding TQQQ overnight and strongly positive. Music is still playing. Smoking a cigar, had a steak lunch.
>>62227943this. just hold for 26 years and you'll be rewarded every time.
>>62227987The irony is you'll likely wind up investing longterm regardless of your strategy may as well take advantage of longterm holds
>>62227972Market overall has been eh, okay.
>>62227440Test
>>62227984Didn't Michael Burry make a put on NVDA a while ago?
>>62227990Why are boomer stocks like this?
META
I'm 29, live at home, been neet most of my life. Going to try to turn around my life (financially anyway) but I need education or training of some sort, I narrowed it down to three things1) bookkeeping: interests me somewhat, can be done remotely, potential side gig; pay is pretty bad unless you get good2) CDL trucker: pays a lot and don't have to deal with people; dangerous and bad for health 3) manufacturing: can get free two year degree to eventually become cnc operator/programmer, pay is decent; factories suck ass and it would be among grindIdk what to do I'm just tired of doing a job for teenagers (retail)
>>62228006too old for military?
>>62227943>>F mooning since they're now an AI datacenter battery maker now and not just a truck manufacturerEh, God bless em. Them and gm shit the bed hard with their pea brained EV memeshit. Who the fuck wants an electric pickup truck? Talk to any redneck, you retards. So I'm glad they figured something out.
>>62228011Ford is still working on an electric truck
>>62228014They canned it and went pure hybrid going forward anon.
>>62228014They have the lightning. Electric trucks are dogshit though.
China fell for plaza accords
>>62227440why do brown haired women dye their hair blonde? do they not like their natural hair color?
>>62228020'no'
>oil supply drops by 15%>demand is basically the same>reserves dropping fast>spot price won't stop going up>futures crabbing downwardsThe unravelling from all of this will be glorious
>>62228028The oil demand is greatly reduced due to the strait being closed
>>62228020Hybrids are eternally cucked by the legacy of the prius. If the first mass market hybrid had been a muscle car which just so happened to take off like a spaceship, everyone would have loved it. But now they're indelibly associated with being "economical and polite". That's fine too, with gas prices where they are, but imagine what could have been.
> futures
>>62228032That's not how it works and that's not what is happening
Cerebras IPO price is $185, feels too high to me, might sit this one out
Real bears are shorting the shortsFake bears are pol incel doomer posting
>>62228045Can't demand what does not existcheckm8 oil baglord
>>62227968they're not as stupid as the ruskies fighting for putin
>>62228028indias already in lockdown and cut off from oil. 2 more months or so and brics will be fully collapsed. going to be terrible.
i still dont know why we dumped yesterday and pumped today ( not really)
I told y’all months ago to invest in google bc they had the best AI model and integration and none of y’all listened baka
Q2 CPI nowcast has hit 7%. Rate hikes are going to gas this kike scam market.
>>62228028I'll get cheapies for when its at an ATH 3 years from the crash again
>>62228047>shorting the shortsWhat a convoluted way to be a bull
>>62228059you mean another telegraphed dip buying opportunity
>>62228056People putting Nigger in the search bar just to disable google's ai search told me all I needed to know about google's ai.The ai bubble WILL crash. We need a billionaire to apparently default before that happens I guess.
>>62228063The bottom will be five years from now.
>>62228047inverse bobo, i like it
>>62228054yeah oil rich bloc will collapse, 2 more weeks
>>62228054Dude I fucking hope so. The amount of outsourcing to India at my company? I'll take the hit personally with a smile if that whole side of the business collapses.
is anyone betting on the summit?
>>62228067Nobody did that anon If you hate money then keep whining about a bubble but you’ve been doing this for almost a year now and nothing happened other than you losing money AI is the future whether you cucks like it or not Get used to it and make some fucking money instead of crying like Michael burry
>>62228080the ceos will do whatever it takes to get a deal with xi, this bullrun will be small compared to next week.you already know theres going to be a 1 month ceasefire deal too since china needs oil from iran. expect some bad news with taiwan though therefore intc will pump to 1k
>>62228054>Dude everything's collapsing>See, in India...Every time
>>62228041is this real
chips
MRVL bros you're welcome for the catalyst. I just sold to close my call spreads for a loss yesterday.
How are you indexes doing lads?
>>62228092buy mrvl and hold for 10 years
>>62228085glad you're making money but AI has yet to prove its worth the trillions that have been invested into it
>didn’t sell GAUZIt’ll go back up, right?
>>62228085its been 2-3 years of bears being wrong. what a mistake.
amat gon rip tomorrow innit
>>62228107It’s the future of technology You don’t invest in something after it’s proven itself that defeats the whole fucking point of INVESTMENTS
>>62228109>he boughted
Well, it finally happened. I was so excited today after SOXL gave me a nice little retard pump and made a little over $3,000. Went straight to my bank to take out some money so I can see what was on the menu at some of the Whore houses in my area and it happened. So I call this white bitch and set up a date with her and I arrive at the location. She tells me the building number and I shit you not the door outside the building is broken. She calls me and says “just come up” so I did without questioning it. I walk up a long ass staircase and the inside of the building looks rotten and stunk. I make it up to her unit and she tells me to the price and I give her the money and get undressed and she leaves the room. Not even a minute later this masked thug walks in and tells me to get dressed and bounce. I had no choice. I could’ve fought him and broke his jaw if I wanted but I was like “I got money now” in my head so I just shook my head and left.
$500k NW at 31, Scared out of mind to date any women...Idk what i'm gonna do with all this money in old age. There has to be place where girls are still pretty and divorce laws don't fuck you over right?
APOLOGIZE
Tomorrow will be either green or red.
>>62228121I didded. And Rheinmetall and OWL and NOW.I’m in big trouble! My only hope is a good report from both Klarna and Brookfield. Which… might be unlikely. At least for Klarna
>>62228129hes a brahmin so its different i think, not sure how it works there
>>62228124Robo wives soon. Just make sure you have the money when the time comes while wagies suffer with fleshies.
>>62228124even if you get married its not like they get to take half your assets immediately
>>62228124You can try getting your beak wet with escort pussy but be careful. If you have low funds for that type of shit you can always try crackheads for cheap but they often dissapoint because of lack of hygiene.
>>62228091this is a bubble
I've been looking into photonics recently, it feels like that could be the next thing to run up. What do you fine gentlemen think?
>>62227832I'm curious how all these millennials and zoomers and Xers know what 1929 felt like.
>>62227777checked
>>62228145They watch youtube videos about it.
>>62228080with the drump tweets as of late I figured he started drinking
>>62228136amps/houses are only $160-200, just make sure its not an area with nignogs
>>62228147Are these videos made by other millennials and X-ers?
>>62228138what are photonics
>>62228006>cnc operator/programmerbutton pusher nowadays. equivalent to working at walmart. machinists are valuable? but i fear increasingly unnecessary. CNC machine maintanence and servicing... whew lad. serious pieces of equipment so that's probably a good specialty. if you're 29 and not handy by now you'll probably be told to fuck off, justifiably
>>62228124it depends on your state heavily so contact a lawyer where you get marriedbut the main idea is to have a portfolio setup that is essentially never touched the moment you get married till retirement so its clear to the court that its a premartial asset. essentially you dont want to put in corrupt (married money) into your uncorrupted port, no deposits (using married income to make gains in a premarital asset, etc) and maybe to be on the safe side no withdrawls. everything going forward is in a seperate marriage account.very state dependent
>photonics>next thingNokia has already been pumping but you won't listen
>>62228158im ALAB and CRDO crew
>>622281382028 POET calls
>>62228154yo who fucking cares dog, buy
>>62228138They been running up dawg
>>62228158Snapped it up at 13.56 today.
>US 30Y at 5%>stock market at ATH
>>62228174I started at 10.56 and have been trimming/slurping since, it's been wonderful.
>>62227637How does an anon find themselves in this position in the first place and what can be done?
>>62228123The lives of sub 8s are so interesting. Meanwhile I’ve fucked over 60 women and never had to pay for it
>>62228181By explicitly telling their broker not to close positions before expiry and confirming that they are able to take physical delivery
>>62228177I've seen some fake and gay markets in my time (3 years), but never one as fake and gay as this.
WTFWT
>>62228177the market is at ath almost every year. down years are infrequent. I read a stat the other day over the past 17 years the market has gained 17% annually on avg. spx is up ~8% this year which is close to avg.
any anons in $CRDO?
>>62228145That Jewish lady that moved from the US to Germany right after living thru the crash and then survived the holocaust told me all about it NPR the other day. Such a hard life she had.
>>62228177I'm jealous of her hair
>>62227440>onlyfans star>star>STARas if doing porn for simps is somehow an awe inspiring thing?she takes her clothes off for money. she's trash. she chose this life.>>62228026it's more appealing. fair hair and fair skin have been viewed as beautiful by many.
>>62228190sure, but when you consider the 30 year bond hasn't been auctioned at 5% since the great recession in 2007, it is anomalous.
>>62228202who gives a fuck about 5% doe that's literally rate of inflaton
>>62228190bears are not smart. it is why they are bears.
SOXLGODS are we eating good rn? i forgot to go long on CISCO
>>62228202You were probably still in diapers in 2007 and you're STILL probably in diapers NOW because you're an INCONTINENT gay bear who gets his asshole fucked by other strange men you MEET on the INTERNET.
Nebius’ market cap is approaching coreweaves despite coreweave having a much higher arr. I’m thinking of buying some coreweave. Thoughts?
is there any 7fig in this board who shows their plays?
>>62228174>>62228158another run up I missed because I'm a dumb niggerwhat's the target though for this? Their guidance doesn't seem to be that mindblowingly to warrant a +50% in less than a month, or does it?
>>62228217its AMD bro
>>62228217>is there any 7fig in this boardYes, but only in rupees
>>62228212i'm not a bear. i was an adult in 2007.
Bonds or SCHD? Asking for a fren.
is it stupid to max my roth ira with voo and then fund voo in my individual account as well? I do 400 into a week into voo. and then 100 into sgov, 100 into qqm, 100 into schd, and 100 tqqq every week. Is having voo in two seperate accounts redundant in a retarded way?
reminder to consider META at 17 forward
>>62228226Smig Dog Millionaire
>>62228234SCHD is like bonds but the price might go up
>>62228236I own META but its the ultimate crabbing piece of shit
>>62228234don't get SCHD, the schizo will mistake you for his babe
>>6222821799% of smiggers are in 8 figure hellFinna roll up and out and pray i can catch up
>>62228241i bought yesterday
>>62228235>vooBuffet said it's the move. I like VTI and a little VXUS, but going all in on VOO is fine too
>>62228240I'm thinking about replacing my bonds in my IRA with SCHD and calling it a day. Just feeding it until it blows up. Then again, I have SCHD in my dividend portfolio.>>62228244What do you mean by that?
>>62228235just do 400 voo and 400 tqqq. both pay dividends.
Trump found out about KTVs… what now?
I bought BTC calls at market price today
>>62228259damn they really procured the finest chinese baddies. Although this could be AI
>>62228257smart
>>62228247do you eat hot 18 year pussy every day for dinner?
>>62228247nice paper trading account, bro. I called the head female broker and she said that no one in es em jee is richer than me because I'm a real big boy ; )
>>62228263I bought 5 eth today
>>62228268>18not into expired goods
>>62228273The fund or the actual coin?Either way, I'm about 45% cash right now.
>>62228274BA$ED SMIGGILIONAIRE
>>62228145my dad was born in it and lived in a chicken coop
>>62228247when did you sell those calls bro did you think nvida was finito?
jej
>>62228286195s were last month when i thought the hormussy would be relevant till earnings others were from aprilAt least i wont have taxes this year
Winners average losers
Theres a faggotndork who works security ITT
>>62228308What's up, bub?
>>62223201>>62223201>>62223201
I only bought 1 KLAR put for .60 cents because I was running out of time at 3:59pm. Real high roller.
>>62227845I don't expect any major movement from earnings, but announcing the Allseas deal days prior is huge move as far as de-risking goes. My cope is that they confirm the Brownsville refinery on tomorrow's call but I doubt it.>Why the environmentalists are more concerned about damage to the sea bed than much more destructive land based mining I have no ideaCCP sleeper agents attempting to deny our own supply chain of rocks, many such cases. We're getting that copper one way or another.
>>62227732Enjoy your lambo
>>62228006>Going to try to turn around my life (financially anyway) do a 360 and start again.
>>62228161>2028 POET callswhat stike and how many, shit looks expensive already.
>>62227609if that’s you AMFN anon, I’m up about $10,000.00 so far. not a ton, but not bad for three days on an $8000 play.
