sell me this apple pen
>uuuh-aaahhh you can shove it in your ass
It's white; so you know it's good.
>>62228634they made the end spherical, so maybe>>62228659that's racist but sometimes subtle racism sells products in marketing
>>62228659oh wait
pen pineapple apple pen
>>62228622It comes with a free SEA seed receptacle.
>>62228680>uuuUUUh, perhaps... you could put the pointy side in your ass
>>62228622It writes in a different colour so that everyone who reads what you write can see that you have an apple pen.
>>62228634fpbp
>>62228622it works with your iphone and ipad and macbook
>>62228622>”Stick an apple pen down your penis hole”>OP: “I don’t have an apple pen”>”Here you go faggot, that’ll be $200” *hands Apple pen over*
Access to your portfolio now requires a valid iCloud ID and signature for each trade.Incidentally, only an officially licensed Apple Pen™ is capable of producing a valid signature needed to transfer funds to & from your account.
>>62228622>takes it from you>why would i want to sell it to you?>i'll just keep that, thank you very much>walks away
>>62228622Jim Cramer is bearish on it
>>62228622It's the best Apple Pencil we've ever produced and is designed to work seamlessly with your iPad to bring out your inner creativity.
>>62230059kekMichael Burry just shorted it
>>62228622Would you like to buy this pen, anon? No? That's a shame, we are selling pens to fund our neo nazi movement to hack the pentagon and nuke Israel and then India, sure you don't want to buy?
>>62228622Pen pineapple apple pen
>>62228622This is the long awaited iPen 15. The whole world has been waiting for twenty years for this wonderous piece of technology! More than just a stylus, it's a Tim Apple approved GAY stylus!
>>62228622This is a fine image of an apple pen. The image shows the apple pen clearly from one angle. You could become the illustrious owner of this picture perfect image of an apple pen which is noteworthy because of its sublime artistic quality. Act now to receive this digital rendition of a genuine replica.
>>62228622I used this apple pen to make this silly little .gif, and you can too! please buy my pen
>>62228622Well sir, you like Apple so we already know you're a masochist. As a matter of fact, the diameter of this branded pen is perfect for the experienced penile sounder, though it's not so daunting that the more courageous greenhorn couldn't also suffer through the sublime and excruciating experience of taking it to the hilt.As an added bonus, it the haptic feedback functions could make your agony exquisite! Just insert while leaving the pointed end exposed and tell your favorite dominatrix to get creative! Apple already has you by the balls, so why not tell her to squeeze while you're at it! She'll be sure to remark that her 13 inch iPad Pro looks enormous compared to your pathetic little dick.I can tell you're exited already sir, so just sign right here on the dotted line and you can get her on speed dial right away
SAAR IT IS A VERY NICE PEN YES?You will buy now?
