I have 25k sitting in the bank but I'm too scared to invest in anything. Valuations are too stretched, indexes are too concentrated. Fuck this clown market.
>>62228748>i have a swimsuit but I'm too afraid to go in the water
>>62228748Invest in a local business?
>>62228748I'm a first time money aware person and I dumped most of my emergency fund that I never used into VOO. And will be dumping all of my paychecks in each week until I die. This is my "low risk" version of aping into a stock.
>>62228748that's like 6 months in thailand with 3 ladyboys a day.
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>>62228748Stake it while you get balls to invest in something
>>62229021Hey old kitty
>>62228748you just missed the 10% dip bro
>>62228767>going in the water without floaties, lifeguards, or shark repellentpeople like you are trying to get us all killed.
>>62228748i agree completely
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>>62228748There are all-world or thousands of companies indices.And there's gold, which I'm buying while it stays lateral. 90% of projections are above 5200 and we're at 4700. Best idea I have for this year, and once it tops I'll have a lot of cash to buy the crash.Pic related, buying gold.
>>62228748You do invest it in fiat. You always invest into something.
Dude its 25k, not 25 million.Just buy and hold an index fund if you don't need the cash soon.
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>>62228748If you weren't part of the top 10% in 2025, you're lower class
