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I bless this thread with a proper title in the name of the Apple, the Zuck, and the Holy Jensen.
SECURE THE RARE EARTHS SO MY DEFENCE DOESNT GET RAPED YOU ORANGE FAGGOT DONT JUST PUMP SEMIS
There are exactly 36.7 basis points sitting between you and the worst stock market crash in US history.
>>62229188DON'T LISTEN TO HIM SEMIS ARE KING
lets be real, once the delegation goes home china will contradict anything trump says and that there was no progress. the stock market is the soft white underbelly of the US and trump just gave china a loaded gun to dump it.
>>62229191thing is, will the stock market even care?
imagine if they china offs everyone from that plane holy shit the crash would be legendary
I want to try options trading. I've always been too scared to try it. Everytme I open up options chain, it's too intimidating and I think I'm going to accidentally do 100x leverage on some dumb trade.what is an easy, fool proof trade I could try?with low risk to get my feet wet
>>62229189wow i was not paying attention to that side of the market at all holy fuck
>>62229195yes
>>62229197>market pumps to new ath because all the retarded pedos running the country are dead
>>62229198If you are bullish, 5-10% OTM 7/17 calls, sell by 6/12
>>62229189>now they're telling me to full port SPXS
>>62229203>dead pedos is bullish for US stockskek!
>>62229204How would it work? what if I'm wrong? Would I lose all the money I spent on the option?what if there's like a 30% drop between now and then? would I lose more money than I put into the option?
so... number go up forever now?
>>62229198vertical spread
>>62229207>>62229204And why would I do OTM call? Why not in the money calls?>>62229211what's that?
>>Nearly 50,000 people in the Lake Tahoe area have been told that their utility will stop providing power to them, because it's redirecting that power to data centers.I have zero pity because these are the exact same fucks that would shriek about new power plants being built, ESPECIALLY clean nuclear.>how do you know?Because stupidity of the masses. You have to legislate past them or you never get anywhere.
>soxl calls You guys love gambling huh
>>62229213>And why would I do OTM call? Why not in the money calls?Why do you think people might buy OTM calls?If you think about this, you arrive at the answer more educationally than if someone just tells you.
>>62229207As succintly as possible assuming the underlying stock moves in your favor and past your strike price the option will gain in value at at rate similar to a bell curve where your strike price is the middle of the bell
>>62229218sounds like they need that texatron fusion energy
>>62229221What if it does not go in my favour? Can I just sell the option last minute? Or, like if the market crashed and I have an option from 2 months ago that was a OTM bull call, is it just worthless?
>>62229189so will BOJ rate hike?
Trimmed my AEP yesterday at the highs. Probably a mistake but locked in some profit.
>>62229224>>62229221>>62229220Would it be safer for me to OTM calls with one company rather than SPY? Since SPY wlll have much lower volatility and therefore be less likely the call ever moves to where my call is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AM0q_u7XNc
>>62229213>what's that?you are genuinely better off asking chatgpt. but essentially you buy a call and sell a call with the same expiration but different strikes, youre still directional but your losses are limited and so are your gains. usually by a lot too.
>>62229224As long as there is time remaining before the expiration date an option that is still OTM won't be worthless, that's why I would sell before then regardless, the time decay on the volatility component of the option value (which is 100% of the value of an OTM option) ramps up significantly around 1 month out
Looks like we've got a potential 4 horse race incumen for the UK prime ministers job. Angela Rayner. - Lefty twat. Not sure what markets will think. Ed Milliband. - Massive lefty twat. Green fuckwit. Markets won't like him I'd imagine. Wes Streeting. - Gay twat but the furthest right of a lefty bunch of twats. Probably the best call for markets.Kier Starmer. The twattiest of twats. I'd say markets might appreciate the continuity but doubtful since stability has gone out of the window anyway. Expecting all three to throw their hats in the ring today and start the ball rolling.
>>62229198>>62229204>>62229207>>62229211>>62229213>>62229220>options trading
Why does everyone worship Musk? This nigga designed his own chips and founded his own company
>>62229244>Why does everyone worship Musk?Reddit. They think he's just like their heckin tony stark from the comic books.
>>62229243fwiw it’s the greatest wealth vehicle the market has to offer
>>62229249and its greatest wealth destroyer
>>62229243Obsenely profitible if you aren't retarded I've turned 4200 into 21k realized so far this week
>>62229197Would be bullish for the USA.
>>62229253Post hand
>>62229246Are you from 2015
>>62229257Kek, it's hilarious how out of touch some boomers are.
>>62229255You first
>>62229253dont bother with him anon. let him deal in the Real World
Memory/CPU chips are the new gold, how do you put a price tag on that? Is MU/SNDK/INTEL/AMD really overpriced, or is it hysterically UNDERVALUADED?Anyone working in tech knows that AI is already conscious and quickly teaching itself how the human brain works. AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away. Once that happens we'll see incredible advancements in the blink of an eye just like in the movies. Plus we have the strongest economy in US history and the Fed is juicing the market, so there is unlimited money to pump up our bags. Not to mention the trillions on the sideline eager to get back in so let me set the record straight:>S&P will reach over 9000 this year>the economy is roaring>earnings are blowing out expectations>the Fed is juicing the economy>AGI is coming
>>62229268If you were wrong, all you lose s $40?
>>62229241bruh who cares about the british market?the uk economy is composed almost entirely of corruption at this point even the good companies like arm migrated from the ftse to the nasdaq
>>62229257>>62229258Are you the new Elon bumboys that latched onto his dwindling fame when he rebranded as le heckin goebels? He's a grifter. First he gifted the left when they had the power. Now he's drifting the right. I hereby bestow upon you your 'fell for it again' awards. Wear them with pride so all can laugh when they see you coming.
>>62229270this poster is worse than baggy and jonny fat hands combined
>>62229277It doesn't matter how i sound in your head , how does it sound in the consumer's head? When a consumer sees a higher priced item they immediately assume the quality is higher. Therefore the consumer perceives quality to have doubled over the past few years on almost all goods. That's why retail sales are booming. That's why the housing market is roaring. That's why SEMICONDUCTORS ARE ROARING. That's why S&P is headed to 9000 and the 10Y is headed to 9%
>>62229275I agree with everything you said, but he has no reddit appeal nowadays, which was your original post.
>>62229271yeah i would've lost only $40. you should try options trading
>>62229284I agree redditors abandoned him but his original rise to fame came from there. The fact he turned 360° and pissed on their bonfire doesn't change that.
>>62229280>>62229288it's mostly the fact that you're a shill and keep spamming a jewish rapist as your avatar.
>>62229213A vertical spread is when you buy a strike more in the money and sell a strike further out of the money with the same expiration date. Your max profit is the difference between the 2 strikes times 100. They're based af because you lose a lot less money to theta. They work because as the underlying goes up the further in the money option goes up faster, thus the difference between the two strikes widens>>62229243Don't listen to retards like this. Options and especially spreads are basically the only way to make good money without taking on as much risk. You can make a 2x on a 5 dollar spread you paid $1.50 for if the underlying goes up 15%, meanwhile you would have needed to buy $1000 of stock for the same gain.
Options really arent that hard>buy a call/putLimited loss (premium paid)>write a call/putUnlimited loss If youre starting out, start with startegies that only involve purchasing optionsThen you can move onto writing some, and covering them with the underlying or other purchased optionsOnce youve figured out how they work you can start looking at retarded quant math nonsense, and lose all your money with confidence
Has the MRAM bubble popped?
>>62229275Musk never grifted the left, before his rightoid heelturn he appealed to centrist techbros.
>>62229295I'm going to try options trading, but what should I try to start off?How do you know the theoretical maximum loss you could have on an options trade? I only want to do options trades where the options expires worthless rather than blowing up my account
>>62229229You can't really talk about "safer". Its ultimately a game of probability.Is it more probable the company will reach your strike price? Yes. Is it more probable the company will dump the same amount? Yes. These things are in balance
Never seen EU dump after a retardpump
now this is a real top signal, when companies start plastering their names on random things thats when you now the train is starting to run out of choo choo
>>62229304>How do you know the theoretical maximum loss you could have on an options trade?These are called calls. For maximum boringness buy at the money calls. You will make shit gains (less than +100%) but it's good for a beginner.
>>62229305cant you do options trades that aren't leveraged?
>>62229309I meant to say that the instrument with a defined maximum loss is called calls. You only lose what you paid for.
>>62229304Which broker? Depending on your brokerage they'll let you take on positions that have limited risk. If you buy options the most you can lose is the premium.
>>62229304The max loss is the full price of what you paid if you let it expire worthless. Sometimes I let that happen but sometimes I get out early if its not going well. Don't rely on what some random guy on 4chan tells you
>>62229310Why the fuck would you want to do that? Options are precisely FOR leverage.
>>62229304https://www.investopedia.com/options-basics-tutorial-4583012
>>62229280Tell em jeff tell em
Isn't it funny that GPUs were used primarily for video games only a few years ago. They're one of the pinnacles of human technology, it's weird that they were used (or at least marketed) as an entertainment thing for so long. Sort of feels like how gunpowder was used solely for fireworks for 400 years before it was used in weapons.
>>62229295If you do a spread instead of a regular call, you cap the upside which in terms of convexity means you actually bend it back to a more linear shape. you might as well be a bobo doomer by buying a call spread. buy a call (otm) like a real BULL
>>62229309>>62229311You have no idea what you're talking about. Both calls and puts have loss limited to what you paid for going to 0. Also at the money calls make more money for smaller moves vs out of the money calls/puts, but you have to put more upfront. You're thinking about how you can do bigger multiples during big moves with out of the money options, but that doesn't mean you make more money necessarily.Basically the way Delta and gamma work you make more money per $1 change in share price the more in the money the option is, and also lose less money per $1 change in share price the more out of the money it is. That's why options are based af>>62229326I'm cool with scoring a 3x on an out of the money spread if things go well. I'll just reload if I think it has more room to run
>>62229292Go back
>>62229326Bull call spreads are a valuable instrument in some places, for example, across earnings. The chances are good the full width will be captured without paying the inflated prices of regular calls.But yeah, for options you only ever should use either plain calls or call spreads.
cerebras opening at 185 usd per sharewhat do anons?
>>62229332I know that, you absolute retard. I am a goddamn quant. I was trying to discourage him from FOMOing into income strategies by selling short puts, where youtube gurus pretend just because they have a 90+% winrate that max loss is somehow a non-issue. Fuck off.
>>62229308You don't run out and buy processors after watching a car race? What kind of monster are you?
>>62229333
Whats an options trade I could do that I'd only be risking $100 max theoretical loss?
>>62229345Anything that costs $100 to buy
>>62229333kek
>>62229345Invest in fentanyl.
>>62229180Look at MSCI Value Factor ETF because Semis look toppy.All the top names are Semi / Memory shit. Lol, lmao.
My distressed north sea oil play HBR looking good today with the AGM incumen. Solid progress diversifying from UK government bullshit and higher oil and natgas prices fuelling recovery. At this rate it will return to a solid company even without UK restrictions being lifted. Their foray into the gulf of America is paying off with trumps drill baby drill policy aiding them. Their carbon capture project in Denmark is ahead of schedule as are a lot of Norwegian field wells coming online this year. Egypt is strong now local competitors are out due to the Iran war. All in all a pretty comfy hold while waiting for the green fuckwits in the UK to see sense. If they open north sea again the upside potential is massive. If they don't I've got a slow grow solid dividend producer during a time of elevated prices. Pretty comfy with this one.
>>62229324640kb of ram really is more than anyone seriously needs for a computer but we have simply ran away with inefficiencythe fundamentally important things computers do are simply push and pulling from a database then doing math to it none of which needs to ever be more complicated than what the apollo mission was doing with a fraction of the powerai generated furry daiper porn and asking grok basic questions google could just as well answer 20 years ago is just the current manifestation of decadencethe few exceptions where more processing power is actually needed all lie in research simulations which would realistically be a tiny market if we allocated resources efficientlyinstead every car will have a gpu by 2035 just so there can be an ai avatar talking to you while you drive and palantir staring at you
>>62229364>Valuemarket agrees that AI is value boss
>>62229180Just realized I have a little over $2,000 sitting in my 401k account. I thought I had invested most of it into lucid but it turns out I only put $1000 into lucid (now worth $250) but I left the remaining $2000 untouched. I'm feeling very lucky and grateful right now, but I am wondering what I should buy with it. Any suggestions? I feel retarded for missing the data bubble of course, but does /biz/ have any recommendations for good stocks I can invest in now and then sell in 20-30 years when I retire? (or sooner if it really moons?)
>>62229369I only upgraded my pc 2 years ago because the p5qe mb died. It was running a q6600 quad core and 16gb 800mhz ddr2. I had a 10 sec boot up time on win7. Unless you're gaming or doing intensive graphics work there's very little need for half the bells and whistles people waste their money on. It's like women using the latest iPhone Pro just to post insta pictures. The waste and degradation of our resources to create 'look at me' fashion tech will be studied far into the future.
>>62229387while not as old, i have an girl running on 15 year old hardware just fine too but i know that if i tried to open a modern version of excel or acrobat it would chug and photoshop simply wouldn't work because, despite the fact my needs and use hasn't changed, the pajeetification of tech and necessity to endlessly update and add gimmicks without any care for optimization has made programs outrageously inefficienttech becoming a fashion statement and a meme has truly been terrible for its health and quality>The waste and degradation of our resources to create 'look at me' fashion tech will be studied far into the future.it's not really a new phenomenonthey could have rereleased the exact same hardware over the last decade with just aesthetic changes and people would have still ate it up and begged for more - it's not really about the quality of the thingyou saw this same thing with cars, watches, and even appliances: it's just peacocking wealth and living an aestheticwhenever people use a thing a lot it becomes a "fashion" statementonly autistic people see the thing for simply what it is
I bought 18k of ServiceNow what am I in for?
>>62229397>you saw this same thing with carsDon't even get me started...... Modern cars are a fucking travesty.
>>62229397I didn't want to invest in Apple because I believed people would never give a fuck about the branding of their computersI was very wrong
I have $23k to gamble with. What do I buy.
>>62229401red
>>62229401Pajeet intercourse
I regret it everyday I only bought 5k of Google instead of 100k when it was priced around $140.>>62229409Palisade biosciences if you want a long term binary gambleFor short term, abivax will have their maintenance readout in may/june
>>62229413Should I sell for 230 loss?
Burry seething lmfao>Michael Burry urged investors to scale back exposure to surging technology stocks, saying the current market environment has reached historically dangerous extremes reminiscent of prior speculative bubbles.>The famed investor, best known for predicting the 2008 housing collapse, said investors should “reject greed” as enthusiasm around artificial intelligence and momentum-driven trades pushes valuations sharply higher.>“An easier way for most is to simply reduce exposure to stocks, to tech stocks in particular. For any stocks going parabolic reduce positions almost entirely,” Burry wrote in a Sunday Substack post.>“Shorting is not the answer. It is not something most people should ever do,” he said. “Right now it is expensive, in general, to buy put options and directly shorting stocks can still cause significant pain.”>“The idea is to raise cash, and prepare to put it to work when it makes more sense to do so,” Burry wrote. “History tells us that even if the party goes on for another week, month, three months or year, the resolution will be to much lower prices.”So sell all your neon green shit and go sit in the cuckchair on the sidelines while everything moons and you´re holding cash bags fucking kek.
>>62229401Animal webms.
you guys are good people, make sure not to hold any longs on nvidia today
>Futures
>having your stock market open on Ascension Day
Lean hogs
>Powell does nothing>market pumps 350 pointsWhat a fuckin nigger he was. At least he didn't manage the softlanding he tried to achieve all the time with his retarded "balanced" approach
I'm looking for the Kodak anon. I just want to talk
>>62229445kek'ed
>>62229180I'm about to free up ~60k of capital by selling half of my vxus. There's way too much money moving around to be sitting in that piece of shit. What should I buy?
>>62229445Point on the graph where he touched you.
>>62229445At what point do you learn that you can't just buy whatever is shilled here and expect it to go up the next day?
Remember when retards and Europeans thought they could bet against America?
>>62229453BASEDUSAUSAUSA
>>62229271Anon he spent 240k...
>>62229401I’m rooting for you
>>62229449Nokia calls
>>62229210That was me kek and I just sold my TTD. I only put in 1k so not a crazy loss...
>>62229382bump can someone please answer me? I am desperately in need of advice
>>62229464Forget about it
>>62229460Interesting. I own some NOK. What date? What strike? Why bullish?
>>62229449Could you help me with my PYPL bags? I have bought 10k at 40.20
>>62229464Get a job
>>62229270im starting to believe this faggot and capitulate
>>62229189well tell them to get the fuck up because I got cash nigga
>>62229445what would you talk about?
WHY IS INCEL DYING BUT JEWVIDIA PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62229270I blame this guy for the recent SNDK plunge. Could you be any more of a top signal?
>>62229382>but does /biz/ have any recommendations for good stocks I can invest in now and then sell in 20-30 years when I retire?RKLB or ASTS
>>62229464Some index or target date fund.
gonna invest my BTI dividend money into cerebras
>>62229427what happened to neuro sama?
>>62229485If you know you know
>>62229189this random anon normie on the internet knows more than the entire wallstreet combined. interesting, tell me more.
>>62229352>>62229333I shit in your mothers mouth
>>62229189>>62229200Line going up is le bad somehow?
>Nvidia CEO's foundation buys $108 million of AI computing from CoreWeave, donates it to researchers>be NVDA>give money to Coreweave>Coreweave buys from NVDA>NVDA buys back from CoreWeave
>another red dayi am so sick of this shit
>>62229490Wall Street has got it wrong a few times, hate to tell you
>>62229501u sure?
MU below 800I guess AI dont need HBM anymore
How is /HVG/ more active than a major strait being closed thread win only 3 peop have been confirmed dead by the virus, this incident stands to kill thousand..tens of thousands
>HOT CPI >market pumps>SUPER HOT PPI>market pumps>CHINA US TALKS PROGRESS>market dumps at least bulls will get to feel what its like to be a bear in this market for one session
>>62229518Because rightoids are nostalgic and miss the days of COVID.
>>62229518Algorithmic attention economy has destroyed our ability to give a shit about anything thats not completely novel
Was hoping for a bigger dip in AEP than 3%.
>>62229520>???>+0.5% on futures?WTF you talking about smigga?
Sell.
>>62229531That´s a red day
I'm trying to do options tradingand I used the options wizard in ibkrand I tell the wizard I want to bet on price going up 1% over 1 monthand I get options suggesting my max profit is $72, but my max loss is $10,000I don't know how this works
>>62229537show a screenshot
>>62229501>implying the market will turn red with PPI at 6%What I'm questioning is, who's still buying US bonds
>>62229537Dont use whatever the fuck that isJust go and buy a call at a strike that looks good to you
>>62229537boss in this giga bull market stocks go up 1% per day minimumif you want to put the strike price 1% OTM you ain't making much either make it more OTM for cheaper calls, or make the strike date closerand check IV
>>62229537You are geting fucked by a greek but I'm not a options fag so I dont know which one.Your max loss is always 100% unless you use leverage then it is more
>>62229537who the FUCK is the options wizard, cunt show the options chain to some homeless people and ask them to pick one that looks good and you are ready to go
>>62229538
>>62229545>who the FUCK is the options wizardits the GRRR anon
>>62229548dont use the wizard boss, just go to options chain and choose your date and strike price see how much premium there is for each and decide it is simple, really
>>62229549:_;
>>62229180>33>10k total invested (100% VOO, 50/50 individual account and Roth IRA)>can invest 2k per month, possibly 3k depending on overtime What would you do in my situation if increasing income wasn't currently an option? Just keep VOO maxxing until I have enough to make actual trades?
INTEL BAGGIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Even the EU trading session now blasts out V on the regularAnd now some news dropped or something
>NVDA earnings next weekWhat do we think? It dumped the past two (or three?) times.
I don't care, SP500 green today?!
>>62229568giga pump this timetrust the plan
>>62229568probably unload before, idk
>>62229564FUCKING STOPDAVID, DO SOMETHING
CHINA IS GOING TO OVERTAKE THE FUCKING U.S.ONCE THEIR MILITARY IS COMPARABLE, THEY ARE COMING AFTER US NO QUESTIONS ASKEDTHEY WON'T REST UNTIL THE WHOLE WORLD IS BOWING TO WHATEVER LEADER IS IN CHARGESTOP BUYING FROM THEMSTOP FUCKING SELLING LAND AND HOUSES TO THEM
> The transit of Chinese vessels through Strait of Hormuz started yesterday following an understanding over Iran's management protocols of the Strait - Iran's Fars News, Citing Informed Source.Pool's open smiggers.Hope you brushed up on your Mandarin.
Anybody else in on huma? Thoughts on the recent pumping? People keep talking about a catalyst in June, but maybe it's a sell the news kind of thing...
>>62229574David always wins
>>62229563Pretty much yeah. Only other option would be pay off any debt you have, but I think the market will be green for at least another couple of months before you may want to stop putting money in to pay off debt.I would say procure assets like houses/solar panels to diversify away from a massive bubble pop, but it's pretty much too late for those.
>>62229579Before maga I might have cared. Post maga and witnessing the disdain Americans hold for their 'friends' and allies. .Fuck them. I hope you rot. I'll even help make it happen. Remember, you voted for this. Tranny.
>>62229563you a broke nigga just stack safe bets and don't worry too much about it atm
>they didn’t buy the GAUZ dip yesterdayDamn really?
spy 800 eoy? looks like it from what I can see. its not really up and to the right, its pretty much just a vertical line up. insane
>>62229590Yeah I know that's what I should do... but I was watching the SanDisk rally the past few months thinking about getting in but kept thinking it was the top. If I had got in when I was seriously considering it I would be up 3x and way ahead (for me). I think thinking about stocks is probably detrimental at this stage, I just want to fomo into the bulk run and gamble
cerebras I kneel 185 at open
wtfhow do i sell these options???? I tried selling them but it bought more?
>>62229604lol bro you gonna heem yourself
>>62229604Ask the Options Wizard.
How will be after the options expiration day? Market crash on Monday then all time high on Wednesday?
>He isn't loading up on GAMB at the generational bottom before their earnings blowout this eve
>>62229604No refunds.
>>62229581Does this mean China can now re-sell gulf oil and fertilizer all over Asia? just like Greece, India and Turkey did with Russian oil when it was sanctioned? bullish
>>62229606>>62229607>>62229611How do I sell the options?
>>62229581谢谢
>>62229615ask the wizard boss
>>62229615you need to choose to close positions, not take a new position of selling/writing puts
>>62229615I don't know anon, I don't use IBKR. Check "sell to close" option or similar.
>Everything I sold yesterday, except Nvda, is dumping.I sold at the right time, for once. I could even smell the last 10 minutes dump from miles away. I just wish we got a good dip, not a gay one. If not, I'll keep sitting on my cash
>>62229604Quick, try selling more!
>>62229604>random puts, calls, varius strike prices and datessasuga options wizard I kneel
>>62229604pls b fake
you are also selling puts, your position size is -4 for that
>>62229615I use the app but you'll find an option to close any positiontry that...and don't fucking ape into shit before trying on a paper account or ibkr has whatever this ishttps://www.interactivebrokers.com/campus/trading-lessons/introduction-to-options-2/
>>62229615Call your female broker and ask her to sell them for you
>>62229624I sold IREN, Take Two, HOOD, NET, PLTR yesterday. Will look at them again if they dip.Only thing I have in my swinging account is Amazon atm. Tempted to buy some Samsung, but meh.
>>62229604so many retards coming in this thread lately asking the most basic questions. If you have to ask how to buy options on 4chan, you have no justification to have a brokerage account.Unironically, learning in financial markets only happens when you lose money, so maybe you'll get something out of it
>>62229634i dont know how to buy options specifically because im not a retard enough to touch that shit and didnt bother figuring it out.never gamble, kings.
anon isn't replying, I hope he figured it out
When I try to sell them I get this
Do you ever take profit from your stocks?
I don't know how to buy options specifically because I'm a retard who can't read or follow basic math. Still making it.
>>62229634this is why im just yeeting all my shit into indexes
>>62229641switch to the CLOSE tab you idiot
>>62229641Use the 'close' option, not sell - this has already been explained to ya'll.
>>62229641>buy>sell>closexd? nobody can be this low iq
>>62229637I hope he posts an update soon, this could be another classic /smg/ meme
>>62229630I just lowkey checked their little options quiz and I genuinely think most smiggers would pick D
>>62229641465k margin?boss?
> futures
>>62229644Shrimple as.
>>62229641bro are you aware? >>62229652
>>62229641God protect me from the evils of options, amen
$100,214.86
>>62229644>>62229636nah options are really great financial instruments for leverage, hedging, or (due to my gay country's laws) tax optimization. You just gotta use them in a non degenerate way.
>>62229662Can we get screenshots of the positions please?
Decent report by Brookfield today. Maybe should have bought more yesterday.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITS SO OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRI WILL NEVER GET TO BREAK EVEN IN THIS MARKET
>>62229656>momentumbased
>>62229641He was writing the options on the sell tab XAXXAXAXAXAXAXA
I closed the other ones but when I try to close this one it says it exceed 100k in valueand my account is down - $40,000it was down $45,000 a minute ago but it went back upI don't know how to close this one
i did go to close and i triple checked it
>>62229652ngl as a newcomer these threads watching people post their rape has been really interesting
>>62229679>and my account is down - $40,000% wise how much is your port down?
>>62229668sure thingnot sure how it lost 9 bucks overnight, might look into that later
>>62229680
Why does Xi likes trump so much? He wasn’t this smiley with Biden or Obama…
>>62229680>>62229679bro, this better be a paper trading account. What the fuck are you even talking about 40K loss? Your positions weren't even that big
WHY ARE WE CRASHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They are about to launch a 2x DRAM ETF called RAM, but they really should have just called it MILLIONAIRE.
>>62229680why is your options contract so complicated? why is it 8600 to 8900?is this the options wizard we are talking about
>>62229690>paper trading accountif it was doubt he would be asking about this here, and would be mentioning loss
>>Here is the menu for tonight’s dinner, according to a White House official:>Hors d’Oeuvres>Lobster in Tomato Soup>Crispy Beef Ribs>Beijing Roast Duck>Stewed Seasonal Vegetables>Slow-Cooked Salmon in Mustard Sauce>Pan-Fried Pork Bun>Trumpet Shell-Shaped Pastry>Tiramisu>Fruits and Ice Creamhmmmmm
>>62229687>Agree to something>the literal memeThey forgot to ask somebody
>>62229683Based automatic GRRR holder
>>62229698That seems way too western… what the fuck. Beijing beef is a chinese american dish…
>>62229679Yeah, probably because you didn’t have enough USD, so IBKR automatically bought the dollars needed to purchase your options. That’s why your USD cash balance went negative. Just close it and it should go back to normal.
>>62229698>>Beijing Roast Duck>>Stewed Seasonal Vegetables>>Slow-Cooked Salmon in Mustard Saucethat's my order maybe the lobster too yeah throw in the lobster
>>62229679Just tell your broker it was a mistake. I'm sure they'll refund you.
>>62229701>15% loss alreadyoh no no no
>>62229701>account name starts with a Dsee, it's a paper trading accountdumb nigger wasting our time
>>62229683Appreciated. Cheers bud. Can you do this from now on?
>>62229708this especially since he is new and doesn't know. Probably give him a stern lecture never do it again
>>62229708no crying in the casino
Su sisters, is this it? Jensen is in China making big deals. NVDA is rising, AMD is crashing. Owari da.
>>62229680this is all fake right...haha just pretending to be retarded right
>With Xi’s impending September visit to the US, it seems the promise of four meetings is coming true after all: Trump to China this week for state visit, Xi to the US in September for state visit, Trump to China in November for APEC, and Xi to the US in December for G20.Is this the start of a chimerica bromance?
>>62229713Sure, I don't mind at allGlad you and others enjoy it!I'll probably make the portfolio better looking than just a terminal image as time goes on
>>62229721>crashing>-2%
>>62229721Don is getting cucked in china, there will be no deals to pump the US economy or tech
>>62229723China and USA high five to do an eifel tower on EU. Iran in the cuck chair watching.
>>62229724Sadly it's going to attract ticker spam I reckon as people try to get penny trash on your board but it's a cool idea.
>>62229723Chimera. Its cleaner.They are partitioning the globe in 2 a la Spanish & Portuguese empires in the 1400's.
AMDSISTERS WTFWT. JENSEN IS FUCKING LISA SUPER HARD RN
>>62229730>>62229724I mean I'm GRRR anon and even I'm surprised by the GRRR weighting.But it is a very cool concept my smigga have you actually thrown 100 large into it or is it a paper account?
>>62229733its so over
wow this looks spooky. I was going to apply for basic options trading/non margin access (pic unrelated) on my account but I think ill wait
>>62229730He could weight it one per poster ID.
Thoughts on chinese women, now that america and china are making up again?
>>62229730it may. if things get bad I can just stop posting it, keep me posted if you feel spam is getting too much and I'll be monitoring that too
>>62229738>-1.9%we are so fucked at open. -5/-6% EOD. S-E-L-L.
>>62229734it's just a paper account. no way I'd let /smg/ invest that much of my own money lol
>>62229743too prude, they could learn a thing or two from the japs
>>62229748cool way to aggregate everyone's favorites, good on ya anon
>>62229743i think chinese girls are cute. white skin is law over there . as long as you got a BWC you can't die in China
>>62229750Shameress
>>62229743Better English than Japs and more open to the big white bull. Less degenerate deep in their souls, but that's an unfair comparison because nothing is as degenerate as a Japanese woman. Making the switch immediately loses you all weeb cred and you're disallowed from building weeb credit for the next seven years.
>>62229754I don't know, somehow in essence they tend to look like overly lithe ayyliens. Gooks and Japs have more on the bones. Some of my fave internet women are super thicc Koreans.
>>62229734I was looking at grrr myself, was that you that kindly shilled it for me yesterday?Probably what gave it such weight. (That and your relentless spam ;-) )I'm thinking I might throw some money at it actually. There's enough there for me to take a gamble as a high risk smallcap play.
>Klarna up 16%Never doubt me again
some1 redpill me on GAUZ
>>62229721>DRAM down -0.6%, parade endedYou DARE talking about crashing?
Fucking weebs.
>>62229764HQ is in Tel-Aviv that's all you need to know.
>>62229750wtf, why
>>62229750
>>62229762Yes I'm the soon to be gorillionaire. Welcome to the club you magnificent bastard you.
>>62229767now redpill me on rocket lab
>>62229604BRO YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED SMALLERLet an AI explain everything.With your sold puts (the -4 position) you actually want to BUY IT BACK TO CLOSE.Ask now ChatGPT to manage for you.
>>62229771stop posting paper moneyit isnt funny
Was really hoping for a 5%+ dip in AEP today after yesterdays rampage. Looks like I might have bamboozled myself trying to swing it a bit. Hopefully it will bleed a bit further in the afternoon.
>>62229771I like the boards network potential. Got government contracts written all over it.
>>62229198don’t, you will lose money
>>62229775It is real :_;
>FTSE MIB near to breaking 50kI don't want to jinx it, but I'd be a bit emotional if it happens
>>62229769>you will never have a daughter in a cute Jap school uniform
>>62229778Bolting the stable door.....ack!
>>62229776why are you swing trading? It seems like a long-term hold company desu.how much do you wanna put in?
>>62229777Agreed, however thus far it the governments in question are Thai, Taiwan, Saudi, UAE as well as an ill fated foray into Egypt that hasn't really played out due to currency depreciation of the Egyptian Pound.Slow expansion into the US is underway via their investment in Astrikios AI.
>>62229564I bought (the dip)
So, it's today dip day, or another fake pump?
>>62229786I want it as a long term hold. Just it ran away yesterday up 14%+ and took out the top analyst 12m target of £22.70. My crypto brain kicked in and I took the 26% profit I'd accrued off the table to try and re-enter with it on the dip. Still got my original position. Minus gains.
>>62229794No one knows. Tech that matters is mildly red and will probably revert at session start.Meanwhile, the regular 'daq is pumping.
>>62229781Yeah and she won't have to khs
>>62229382$2000 isn’t gonna help you retire, I suggest putting into 80/20 VTI/VXUS and increasing your savings rate to invest more during your working years
Rheinmetall you dumb cunt you think +1,28% is enough??
>>62229771What's your bull again
>>62229810If he puts it into the right call option (especially on the 2x DRAM ETF about to be launched) long term, it might be a very big boost.
Looks like it's a dip day someone tell me what to do with my 60k
In one year we’ll all be defaulting on our loans.
>>62229816>$400M market cap>Recently signed 2 multi billion dollar data centre deals with Freyr & Yotta.>$7Billion further in qualified leads of potential contracts>Acquired Shackleton Finance to create SBVs to allow non-dilutive financing for Asian AI buildout>Guiding $150-$200M revenue this year>Guiding $400-$500M revenue this yearCurrent Market Cap is 2x Price to Sales Y/E 26 and 1 - 0.8 price to sales Y/E 27.There are execution risks and financing risks for the SBVs but GRRR have minimal debt, like $15M or so and over $90M free cash on hand.Technical looks promising, finally broken out of descending wedge and forming the handle of a cup and handle. I think we will see $20 before the end of May after earnings date is confirmed.
>>62229821I wish I didn't learn about this because now I'm very tempted
need apple to drop so I can load up, someone tell the press to print the 5G stories again
>>62229828Buy it through Berkshire instead
Bloody banking holidays. I want to gamble!
>>62229816DON'T look up the leadership of the companyhttps://www.gorilla-technology.com/about-us/leadership/
Opinion on Accenture?
>>62229825Ok but what do they do
>>62229841Oh yea now I remember kek this is literally what stopped me from buying before kek
>>62229218>I have no sympathy for people who's jobs and basic necessities are being sacrificed because it impeded my consumptionYou're an idiot basically, but a comfy one I'm sure!
>>62229841Is GRRR a sex and meditation cult?
>>62229862That's not my point at all. Can you not even correctly interpret a post? Did you fall on your head as a child?
still bag holding GRRR at $17 because this useless cunt shilled it.
>>62229862>people*Calif*rnians
New thread>>62224550>>62224550>>62224550
>>62229868>He didn't average down on the generational $9 dip
>>62229866"I don't have sympathy for them" in relation to their power being diverted to data centers. Seems pretty cut and dry, you expect them to accept additional energy expenditure to fund data centers.
>>62229841Please be doing the needful
>>62229886holy shit lmao
>>62229885I have a problem solver mindset. That's the crux. If they are opposed, I ask: "what solution do you propose?"If they say "build giant windfarms that happen to be also inefficient", I listen.If they say "we have prepared a solution for the company to aquire a different plot in a different state", I again listen.If they say "how about we build a nuclear plant some safe distance away to fire this datacenter", I say "now we're getting somewhere".If they say "we have no solution, we are just opposed", I say I have no pity.>but it's not THEIR job to solve the energy problemI don't care who is morally in the right, I just care about hacking out solutions.
>>62229906How about they just don't build the datacenter thus not increasing energy expidentures. Do we really need to accelerate the destruction of the job market, their community resources, and increase the surveillance dragnet that badly?
>>62229931I believe AI can help with all kinds of things. Research cures for diseases (proteins are VERY complex), etc. I have a moral leg to stand on as well, not just your side.
>>62229680selling options you dont have can make you loose infinium money in worse case.
>>62229934I not knowledgable enough to speak to its benefits. I have seen the drawbacks though clearly enough however to see that inviting datacenters into your community is akin to letting a wolf in the sheep pen at this point in time.
Should I YOLO into ADBE with $10k? It's on fire sale right now and there's literally zero proof AI is having an adverse impact on their earnings. Zilch.
>>62229692>>62229821Kek also tempted to buy this. Maybe on -10% days I'll buy this instead of my usual dca to DRAM
>>62230492Sure anon. Their problems started before the AI craze so you should be good.
>>62230551I'm assuming the bar chart is earnings. That shows the price crashing while earnings remain stable. Makes no sense.
anons can you give me a quick run down on what to do with my hard earned 30k europoor dollars in cash right now? Do I hold? Do I buy etf or whatever the fuck their called? Do I buy real estate!!! please spoon feed me anons please!!!
>>62229512>MUTime to get out or it still can go up you think? I tend to think there is still something to squeeze but I might be wrong
>>62230713The bottom graph is volume. You’re right about the earnings/stock price not making sense. I would guess that investors are waiting to see who is picked to replace the current CEO. Lots of unknowns until then. Even the buy back didn’t trigger a rise in price. If you’re comfortable with a risk go for it. Normie investors can be retards sometimes.
