https://www.banking.senate.gov/hearings/05/08/2026/executive-session
>#1isn't the committee vote today?
>>62230159starts in 45 mins. I just called it #1 because i am anticipating all my frens returning to biz for a day of shitposting
>>62230156It won't pass.
I’m gay
>>62230187They have the votes to pass it in commitee, most likely senate hearing too
Here's my read:Bitcoin goes up afterwards - bearishBitcoin goes down afterwords - bullish
>>62230236here's mine:>get a bonermoonin>cat gets a boneralso moonin>both get bonerssingularity
>>62230187Where can I bet on this? Free money
It’s going to passThe recent dump was a fake out. You got jewed. Many such cases.
BUY YOU DUMBFUCKSBUY BUY BUY
>>62230339It's going to pass alright. In October.
the future of finance
lmao fuck this cunt
crypto btfo
who the fuck voted for this hag
The banks are tryina keep a brotha down>the black man talks about the mother that raised him>wanted to be a preacher Stereotypes write themselves. But he is based.
>>62230156whatever happens to the upside or downside its ALREADY priced in. dont expect any movement.
claimed.
So are we fucked?When will this shit end?
>>62230549hours
Unironically, im tired of winning with no gains
>>62230588I bet the buy back for the reserve is gonna be yuuuuge today...... xD
why does this bitch get to talk to so much shes unbearable
Can anybody explain so they voted yes for ai sandboxes but then voted no for tokens
Elizabeth warren calling Iran criminals was not on my bingo list
>>62230616no idea, she need a muzzle>sanction decentralized platformssomeone just put her out of her misery
This is exciting. I'm expecting a lot of volatility.
>retarded schreeching intensifies
i have 67k link... lol... is it not concerning if there is no bipartisan approval out of commitee?
so every amendment pocahontas tries will get shot down 13-11 it seems
get this bitch off her soapbox lmao
this is great, democrats are voting for amendments in the bill in committee... bipartisan bill guarenteed now...
damn she doesn't stop
>>62230674its a beautiful thing, unfortunately she proposed 40 amendments so we'll have to hear her speak for atleast another hour
>>62230445>>62230644>>62230706she is seething because her bankster friends are having a melty
On a scale of 1-10 how fucked are we cryptobros?Will this pass or are we fuckedI’m sweating over this
>>6223072410sell everything, it's over
That bitch ain't winning anything on this one >>62230706t. jeffery epstein mentioned LOL
>>62230729Seriously?I’m about ready to get rid of everything if this shit doesn’t pass
>>62230738>they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
>>62230738this is a markup for amendments to the act, warren is getting shot down 13-11 for every retarded proposal it's all fake and gay theatrics by zionist owned pedophiles, chill out anon
WTF IT'S OVER
>>62230771>>62230674How many of the 13 votes are dems?
>>62230797who knows and who cares>which flavor of zionist pedophile is voting??!
TOO SOON LMAOOOOOOOOO
I’m a gay nigger!!!
>>62230156i think fat russian retard didnt have all the answers after all
>>62230771I literally haven’t slept in 24 hours over this shitI can’t calm down
>>62230588Funny I just thought about that quote yesterday in relation to chainlink. Sergey Nazarov is the real Donald Trump, we are literally tired of winning, we can’t take it anymore and Sergey doesn’t care he’s just gonna keep winning some more
>>62230849low-t hysterics, anon go to bed
>>62230849this nigga can't handle a ill existential doom
hagady is no
>>62230849Calm down, anon. The worst thing that can happen is people killing themselves over this.
>>62230902Alsobrooks is the best shot at having Dem vote for passing the markup. Warner second.
>>62230918I mean she literally co-authored the stablecoin yield compromise; it's literally called the Tillis-Alsobrooks amendment. She'd be stupid to vote no today.If just one Dem votes yes to this markup at the end (regardless of how they voted for these shitass amendments), the bill goes to the Senate with a much higher chance at gaining more Dem votes to get to 60.
crypto bailouts let's gooooo
I'M ALL IN ON MY SCHIZOPHRENIA! FAIL, DAMN YOU!
$11 LINK WAITING ROOMLFG!!!!
>>62230954>picture didn't upload
>>62230156HEY CRAKKA ASS HAG WHORE STOP FUCKIN WITH MAH MODAFUKKING CRIPTO BITCHON JAH
>>62230864I take steroids nearly every day and work out>>62230897I participate in blackpill threads daily anon>>62230915Consider me one of those people if this shit fails
YO! 4CHAN MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!THIS IS WAR!!!
had to start muting this bitch, someone bring her back to the nursing home on her reservation asap
>>62230979>>62231004https://files.catbox.moe/4aspj2.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/nimv3n.mp4GO HOME
>>62230983>I take steroids nearly every day and work outYeah your body doesn't produce T anymore, you have shrinked balls. He's right
>>62231043My balls are made of steel
>>62230983You should cycle steroids and do PCT or else you will permanently fuck your natural test production forever and become infertile
this sour grapes warren bitch cant stop sperging out
This is getting good.I hope Warren keeps talking and people get the ick from being associated with her
18 aye vs 6 no on a bipartisan amendment.There's a good chance Clarity gets passed on to the Senate floor on a bipartisan basis.
>banks can participate in defi nooooooooooOOwhat is this retard babbling about
>>62230156My real life is about to begin
>>62231113she has a great voice for gta radio skits
Whoa they just voted for allowing banks to pump our bags? That's it? We won?
Another amendment with bipartisan support: 19-5.Warren absolutely SEETHING
>the inevitable flow of capital from traditional markets into cryptookay maybe she's just a jobber intended to wink wink nudge nudge the viewer
>>62231061This. I've done several test and tren cycles and always return to baseline. Just don't go over 20 weeks (8 weeks tren) and don't do more than 1/2 cycles a year. EZ.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
HAGADY IS AYE
All 5 of these bipartisan amendments put in by Scott are likely all going to pass with good bipartisan support.This is looking good. Warren's gonna have to smokeum much dream grass to get her blood pressure down.
Did we win yet?
pochantos says "no" like a small child having a temper tantrum
>>62231155It’s hagertyBut I do love that baritone
Damn looks like it won't pass
>>62231193its just circus for the goyimDTCC & Fidelity think it will pass
>>62231193You won’t pass for a woman you faggot tranny
SENT TO THE SENATE FLOOR WITH SUPPORT FROM 2 DEMOCRATS15-9THIS IS NOW A BIPARTISAN BILLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pretty sure Alsobrooks had some chat with Chainlink people
>>62231204WE DID IT REDDIT
warren is such a cunt but she ages like fine wine, you just know she is a screamer
these bitches just wont shut the fuck up
>>62231204BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BUUULLISH !!!!!!
mrs. britt can get it too
>>62231204On one hand, I don't give a shit about the banks. But on the hand, my wallet say YOOOOOOOOOOO
God help us Rochester knows nothing about DeFi and she has to legislate on it.
>>62231204when is senate vote? two more weeks?
>>62231248It's up to majority leader Schumer, he controls the calendar. Earliest could be Monday, but probably later due to several factors.
>>62231231Bitch I got that Chainlink.
>>62231262what? its a republican senate?
>>62231204MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAFUCK YES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62231264https://youtu.be/KzWjpjnRf-sI can't find the Lil Link video ("Swingies get the rope, yeah I hope you choke") so you gotta roll with this.
>>62231293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCiOsl_l1M&list=RDQFCiOsl_l1M
>>62231262thanks, anon
>>62231310Haven't heard this song in ageshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPTUYim5jZIBut this was the song I was looking for.
If /biz/ is happy and feels giddy about this shit that means it's bad news, some of you are already spouting bearish remarks like your real life is about to begin.
You poor poor souls.. you think clarity will pump your bags, you don't realize clarity is what they need and want so they can sell and instantiate the new system. Here is what's going to happen. Clarity will pass. BTC will break below its log curve. You (we) will own nothing. And they will be happy. The mark of the beast will be implemented on the exact infra we thought would make us rich. Turn to Jesus. Not much time left now...
>>62231379So either Chainlink goes to $1000 or the antichrist comes and we can begin the rapture process? Win win scenario
>>62231390based anon. Most here are not like us. Remember all is a chasing after the wind... all of this will be dust. Crowns in heaven will be forever.
>>62230156CHECK MY DUBSLFG
>>62231413nice dubs ser
>>62231415checked your green id
>>62231379or it will pump to front run large institutional buying the same way it did after the blackrock etf application
>>62231262What year are you living in?
>>62230771This. 311 is Freemason cabal signaling. You’re watching a written play.
>>62231501What does 311 mean in FM lingo? Teach me so I can buy and sell accordingly.
>>62231293>>62231277Bros, that faggot of chainlink tonight put his channel private.There was the waiting room song that was actually good, any chance we can find that one again? I couldn't find it anymore. I need this
>>62231554>>62231277Was meant for>>62231310But all help is appreciated
>>62231262>>62231274>>62231437le epic brain fart, I obviously meant Thune not Schumer.I guess the name is kinda similar so my hands defaulted to the more known senator name for some reason.
>>62231410i just want to get rich so i can start a dog rescue range and afford to tithe to the calvinst church of my choice
>>62230156I cant stop staking DOT
>>62231674Calvinist? Presbyterianbro?
>>62231679por que
>>62231674Afford to tithe? I wasn't aware there was a minimum
chainlink's happy about clarityhttps://x.com/chainlink/status/2054967993931600066/
>>62231960Carrot dangling level God.
What's the timeframe for the senate vote now?
