my sister wants to give me 500 dollars to invest for her, i have no interest in LARPing as a funds manager.
>>62232804then don't
You should take it, and then extort her for nudes to get it back
100% you were gassing yourself up talking about how wise you are in the markets. now you have to prove it bitch
>>62232804My dad sent me a little money to invest for him, and I popped it into AIRR. He's happy as a clam.
>>62232890eww shes my sister you freak>>62232898i swear to god i dont mention investing to anyone irl i never brought up anything at all she just randomly asked me the other day
>>62232940>You freakREEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES OUT NORMIES OUT OUT OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE
>>62232903I've seen this post before
Buy some qdvo and dont tell her wht dividends are (((keep them)))
Smart move is to just keep the money and whenever she asks to randomly choose if she's up or down 15%. Then tell her it'll take three days to withdraw and get her money back.>okay sis you're up a bit, your portfolio is worth $575.>oh no sis I just checked and you're down to $425, sometimes that's just how it isThere's no need to actually rack up trading fees, and you'll learn a lot about what kind of person your sister is financially speaking. The worst case outcome is that she cashes out at the peak of big bro's wild ride and you give her $75 and say you don't want to do it again.
>>62232804I bought a bunch of LINK for family members under 1 dollar. A mum took profits in 2021 after I said I was, but my dad and sister are happy to let their lunch money roll. If I was asked today, I'd refuse. What would you even put it in that could wow them in a year? How to long low trust society or WW3?
>>62232974>big bros wild rideOP, tell her to send me the 500 and I'll give her a wild ride iykwim
>>62232804don't do money stuff with females.
>>62233046>iykwimyou will give her a rollercoaster ride?
>>62232940>eww shes my sister you freakWe're letting faggots post on biz now?
>>62233054im a faggot for not wanting to fuck my sister dude really
>>62232903>AIRRhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AIRR/holdings/hmm not bad
>>62233059Any holes a goal anon
>>62233059Accept the truth. Little sisters were invented to make their big brothers happy. Pic related how my sister looks at me after I show her the size of my "portfolio".
>>62232804Set up a Monero wallet for her and then hack it. Really hard.
>>62232804Probably not a good idea brother. If you do, write everything down, and get signatures. I ran into this issue with my dad and it has been 3 years of "No, you" between us.
>>62232804I told my sister to buy nebius when it was 80 bucks
>>62232804I have $70, give me a stock to DCA in every week. It needs to be on Webull.
>>62233042You niggas act as if 2021 was 50 years ago and all the opportunities dried up
>>62232804Just put it in VOO
>>62232974>commit fraud broare you brown-skinned by chance?
>>62233410Anon... 2021 was closer to the moon landing than to today. Wake up your old
You sister make it by having a chad
>>62233429Literally not fraud. There has to be a contract for fraud to occur.OP WOULD be investing. In the big brother portfolio, which has random bounded returns of +/-15% at any given point, and a three day withdrawal period.The main thing is simply not to lose a family member's money in the market and get blamed for it. All can be forgiven as long as most of the money is returned.Robinhood and etrade already exist and are easy to use. If OP imouto wanted she could easily invest herself. If she wanted stock tips, she'd ask for that.It's okay to lie to g*yim, if it's in their own best interest.
>>62232890This then make an OF account out of it and share profits then send her to Dubai to eat muzzie shit and get rich. Job done.
>>62232804Your sister is retarded or youre larping. Even wealthy people have financial advisors and stuff. Fucking redditors think they know everything.
>>62233911Im not a redditor but i do know everything.Are you curious as to why you're gay?
>>62232804>money laundering
>>62232804Tell her to do it her self because take reasons.
Put it in a savings account and thenr enind her at the end of the year to oay taxes on all her gains. Make sure to flex it has veen 100% profitable.
>>62232804just pool it in with your own money and pay her back with interestyou are profitable, right?
>>62233717bloobloobloo
>>62234904How about you read what you posted.>Fraud involves intentional deception to gain unfairlyFraud would be if he just kept the money and said whoops sorry sis looks like you lost it all.Still though I would just put it in an index or better yet show her how to do it so that she can hopefully continue saving/investing.
>>62233831this, i will pay you for your sister's clit/asshole pics
>>62235277It literally says right there "No a contract is not required" IDK what you're smoking telling people you need a written contract for fraud, but be sure to believe whatever you want.I'm sure a judge or a jury will take your side.
>>62233911>even wealthy people have mechanics>even wealthy people have chefs>even wealthy people have landscapers>even wealthy people have maintenence Sure why not just pay someone else to do your shit for you saving money is for losers right?
>>62235277To be clear, what you advised earlier in the thread is textbook definition of fraud btw, It's known as book cooking.Where you claim to have done one thing with the money, yet have actually done something else with it and are pocketing the difference.Yes, that is finacial fraud. And hypothetical sister doesn't need a written contract for her to take you to court.Now if she'll win or not is another matter entirely, but as what you've described in that post is textbook fraud I'm done discussing this with you:
>>62235535Omg you must be a lot of fun at parties, dude. It’s small claims anyway and he is trying to protect his sister. I hope you have a terrible day.
>>62233143I always wanted to fuck my sister. I actually have naked pics of her from when she did OF and have some videos.
>>62235535>and are pocketing the difference.You seem to be hallucinating something that I didn't post, and too low IQ to understand what I was proposing.You specifically should definitely not be investing on anyone's behalf, and frankly your internet access should be cut off. You should be picking berries or heads of lettuce on a farm somewhere.
>>62232945>>62233054>if you don't want to fuck your sister you're a normie >plays retarded emo game about siblings killing and eating their parents and fucking
>>62235513Yeah and it also says "to gain unfairly" Hes not doing it to gain unfairly hes doing it to protect his sisters capital and realistically if he did this he would probably just give her the 75 extra so she feels good. You really need to start paying attention I wasn't even arguing about the no contract part.
>>62236377The idea was to see when she decided to pull out.>oh no I lost money panic sell!Pretty normal, take her out to dinner to make up the difference and console her.>let it ride foreverOkay maybe now actually invest it if she doesn't mind swings.>sells at the slightest gainPretty good but she'd rack up trading fees so just give her some money and don't play anymore.>doesn't even ever ask about itAll in bitcoin and don't think about it. Maybe even get her a trezor for christmas.Maintaining a relationship with family is way more important than money, but losing someone's $500 is for most people going to ruin family relationships. NEVER EVER mix money and family. Don't go into business with family, don't borrow or lend money to family, none of that shit. If someone wants to borrow, tell them no or gift them the money outright. You have to protect your relationships.>what if she finds out OP lied and never invested the moneyUnironically better than actually investing the money and losing it.Anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't understand relationships.
>>62233911Because most wealthy people didnt get wealthy by trading or investing. They got wealthy by building businesses. Building a business that manufactures airplane parts and selling it for $100M does not mean they’re suddenly an imvestment guru, so of course they pay professionals to manage their money
