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give big daddy V your energy
>nows
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AMFN can you sell some of your stock to trigger another sell off? I want some cheapies so I can dunk on these fusion retards.
YIELDS
PANIC BUY FUCKING EVERYTHING
Backdoor roth is not worth the effort desu
still hodlcash never
>>62235366probably just a coincidence then that MSFT started rising again when the war started
im scared
What are you guys slurping? If AMD falls more I'll slurp that too
Fufufu ... I'll just keep hodling these semis
You niggers didnt give me enough time to buy msft now im priced out forever
>>62235372Why not?t. probably selling for long term capital gains next year
So much headline spam over the past 12 hours and yet Oil keeps creeping upwards. They have completely lost control of it, haven't they?
>>62235376YOU SHOULD BE
>>62235374why can't you give me a (you)? when i know it's you it feels so much better. and did we start another war? i'm so behind on the news, i need you to keep me updated.
>Yesterday mad gains with space etf>Today mad gains with MicrosoftI'll probably have an accident next week or something.
>>62235358Kino OP
why is gold shitting itself harder than stocks? do people really not believe it will rise faster than 5% per year?
>holding BABA and FUTUthe chinee have decieved me
>>62235385Tick tock tech babies. I would consider cashing out gains fairly soon.
>>62235369I want to dump some but I want it to go back to .17 first so I can roll the couple exta hunnit into my next crapshoot.
>>62235391It's still the same trend that begun with the warMSFT is simply a better asset in the current climate
buy NOK quick we at bottom
Vix has already given back 2 % points.
>>62235403I just bought an NVDA call today bro I must hold
My whole portfolio is semisI'm getting rekt todaypeople were saying there's a recovery lolnot for me lol
Thanks to Microshart for holding up the SP500 today
it's over
want to dump 2k into dram but i'm curious are there etfs that have gone down to 0
Quantumchuds getting absolutely GAPED this morning
>>62235365WHO IS THIS NIGGER FROM THE PAST THREAD IMPERSONATING ME
>>62235411MS is also quite far from ATH and has a lot of room to grow in value until then.
>>62235411soxx traded up through it and igv traded down. i agree igv is a bottom and there's some weird polarity in the trade, but semiconductors are definitely leading the market, and i think both can work at once. and i love you so much.
>>62235403It's so gay. The more I use AI and the more coworkes are adpoting it (not software company) the more convinced I am that its still going to skyrocket as an industry. BUT, there is no way the Iran was doesn't fuck everything over for at least a while, at least if Trump cant full taco his way out of this mess. Not sure what the play is. I am paralyzed by indecision and and just buying boomer indexes and bitcoin for now
is there a refund page for cerebras?
MU IS A BORING SHIT STOCK THAT IS GOING TO CRAB AROUND 700 THE NEXT MONTHS
Y'all smiggas too emotional
>>62235398Margin calls are forcing institutional investors to close long positions, so they're selling gold to free capital
>>62235434Yeah but its +tip
>>62235416Isn’t it opex today?
FUCK TODAYFUCK EVERYONE IN SMGYOU SHITS CANT STOP SELLINGYOU KILLED MY 4 DIGIT PORT!
>>62235421Did you guys not notice that the charts all look like this? kek
>ServiceNow is slaughtering all oppositionIt’s a thing of beauty
>>62235434I found this brohttps://www.cerebras.ai/refunds
V is coming
>>62235358>10 yr bond yields shooting through 4.55%Abandon your posts! FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES
dump or pump?call it
>>62235441WHAT DID YOU BUY SMIGGER
>>62235453>V is comingFor bonds, right?The V is coming for bonds too; right...?
>>62235433Nothing wrong with being a bogle chad. We haven’t seen the true damage of $100 OIL in the market. Next earnings reports on American OIL is going to be great. There is no way CVX is losing money right now. LNG is a strong play as well to get in early before European winter. The longer the strait stays closed the bigger the consequences down the road.
>>62235456RIP hoomers lol Good luck with you're illiquid OSB shitbox asset
>>62235458Dump
>>62235441no refunds
>>62235458We stay around this level all day and then up 0.30% on Monday.
>>62235458pumpIt's not over yetuse red days to shlurp
>>62235465My house is paid for and I wouldn’t care if it dropped 50%
Good time to slurp nvidia or should I wait?
VOO
>>62235456
>>62235460why would you need a v for bonds
>>62235473You would care. You might not become insolvent or whatever, but you would care.
>>62235442I'm all semis and don't have a single one of those names. I have 25 different semi names, my biggest ones NVDA, TSM, ASML look nothing like those charts.
>>62235430True but lets not forget why MSFT has performed so poorly in the last 6 months. It's not because Microsoft is a bad company; It's because Microsoft is a boring company.>>62235432I agree that semis are currently leading the market. What I'm saying is that will not remain the case if interest rates starts going up. MSFT is a pretty clear indicator that the market is starting to price in that eventuality. If Hormuz remains closed, energy prices will stoke inflation which will force higher interest rates.It's not that I'm bearish on semis, I own multiple stocks in that sector. All I'm saying is that if things remain as they currently are, we will be moving into actual profit more than potential future profit.
Why are we crash
>>62235442>line go up foreverThis is completely organic behavior
>>62235361>lol, silly>he doesnt know about the black budget r&d projectsreminder, this sand nig died in the first day
>>62235451thankssent request
Buy SBSW
>>62235484If my house is cheaper so is everyone around me. It doesn’t matter. I already won.
¡¡¡Mi dinero!!! ¿Por qué a todo el mercado le importa unos jodidos mariquitas de Corea?
>>62235474Excuse me has Nvidia stopped being the most profitable company on the planet?
>MSFThell yea
>>62235496You would care. You cared enough to humblebrag here.
fresh OC from the china trip
>>62235481>doesnt know about TLT bagholdinguh yeah, no reason. Lolol :)
>>62235491martyred* if you're afraid of death you're satans cuckold /trvke
>>62235501Im a humble retard anonkun i only have so much cash to go around
I'm calling it now the whole market recovers, BUT Micron.
>record profits>lay off 3000 employees >company is in perfect health bro just trust melol, lmao
buy SSBBW
>>62235486we will have to live with this disagreement. i try not to think that way though. not what you're thinking, how, the if x then y scenarios. i find there's always something i missed that changes the equation. but i like to see it, i love your active mind and how you try to see around corners.
I was searching online (non smg) to get general idea on investing adviceI heard that everyone should have like 60% VOO and 35% VXUS5% rest it is play money for funit stems from VOO being the most unbiased etf, as nobody can predict the futurepoint of VXUS is to not have every investment related to the US how smart is this?
>had Sony XM5 headphones>great sound >great noise cancelling >super comfortable>japs cheaped out on materials so the hinge broke after three years>decided to buy XM6s despite wanting to punish Sony for its phased obsolescence bullshit>great sound>even better noise cancelling>but wearing them is fucking TORTURE on my ears despite same ear cup shape>pay $30 for new ear pads >still tortureFucking japs made me waste almost $400. I will never financially recover.
>>62235491I don't invest based on conspiracy theories. And judging by how poorly that bet worked out for the Trump administration, I'd say it's detrimental to your implied narrative.
>>62235517No way. You guys got me with Build a Bear last time.
>>62235515Most employees are fucking useless, why are you upset they're laying off the average "what I do in a day" tiktok poster
>>62235426There's a x3 inverse AMD ETF that got wiped out after one of its earnings
>msfti apologize
GAUZ
>>62235520change the allocation to 95% SSO and you're good
>>62235515COVID overhiring. We need at least 10 more rounds of layoffs to get back to normal. I am calling for total layoff love until "day in my life" tiktok videos stop existing.
Oil chads where you at?
Small cap is getting rekt extra hard.
>>62235514Trvst the plqn...
>>62235522the sooner you grow out of your droidjeet tantrum cope phase the better. less annoyances and unironically less money wasted in the long runstill happy with my airpods pro 2 after 3 years of use
>>62235525Anon that’s a tech company Cisco. If you’re doing so well and in high demand wouldn’t you need more employees?
I bought the giganigger pre-order for Forza Horizon 6This is bullish for MSFT
>>62235533You called?
>>62235522XM5 and XM6 are well known for their hinge problems which is why I never upgradedXM4s are still great the difference in quality:price is minimal imojust need to change the ear pads but i hear it fucks with the noise cancellation
>>62235465Oh no. What will I do with my fixed payment and sub 3% interest rate? The horror. Save me.
>>62235522>$400 for Japanese headphones when you can get some Chinese ones for $50 that will do the jobMight as well light your money on fire at that point. Wireless headphones are a disposable product, only a fool would spend more than a hundo for them.
>>62235540Just the useless high level idiots getting shipped off. Cisco are still hiring for roles that matter i.e. embedded, cybersecurity, observability, AI infra etc.
>>62235524but bbw did great
I think five fives is pretty bearish something to do with Chinese superstitions you know.>Pools closed>Oil to $200>Japan is fucked debt wise26 will be our 08
>>62235522Sony ain't what they used to be. I recommend you invest in a pair of Sennheisers
>>62235556checked
>>62235527>inversemeh
>>62235523>And judging by how poorly that bet worked out for the Trump administrationidk guys its tough right now sure, but WHEN (not if) the strait opens and OIL is FLOWING FREELY AND SAFELY TO OUR NATO ALLIES, then history may remember him differently. I have come to the conclusion that history is going to remember Trump as an unserious person who accomplished some very serious things. And he was only able to accomplish said serious things due to his unserious nature. Nobody bats an eye, they just complain a little bit and let him go on and do his thing without any serious pushback because he was "just funnin' around" at the end of the day. no harm no foul. meanwhile hes putting the final nail in the coffin of Amalek on behalf of his donors. if i still cared about golf, i bet trump is super fun to play a round with.
>>62235551>why would anyone buy allen keys when ikea give you them?
>>62235525The world is healing
I hate today so muchYesterday, money, POET went from like 14, I Call at $23, hits $25 after market and now its all gone. SPX? I used everything i made from yesterday for it.Its also goneEverything i made this week positive is wiped away ALL BECAUSE WE CAN'T TRADE OVERNIGHT!!!!!
So Xi pretty much called the US a declining nation… and Trump just took it? Also the threat on Taiwan.
>>62235522>after 3 yearslelI made the mistake of buying some Austrian brand of headphones (forget which one, but it started with an A) where the plastic hinges broke within 2 weeks.They were pricey as well.Never again. My next ones were Beyerdynamics built like a tank.
>>62235565We can't trade overnight?
>>62235555Can confirm. Best out there.
>>62235570At least you cant options
>>62235565>daytrading on robinhood>holding positions overnightnever change smigger
>>62235559>the strait opens and OIL is FLOWING FREELY AND SAFELY TO OUR NATO ALLIESGot a date for that?
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
better version
THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE NIGGER THURSDAY AFTER A NIGGER TUESDAYFIRDAY'S ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN AAAAAAAAA
>>62235578FAGGOT, I HAD $23 AND IT JUMPED TO $25!!!!!I WANT THAT FUCKING MONEY YOU JEW RAT!!!!!
>>62235522>but wearing them is fucking TORTURE on my ears despite same ear cup shapedamn i have been rocking these for about 2 years now and they have been pretty decent for me to run and workout in. they are light weight and have gotten a little looser fit over time but still good enough after 2 years. was thinking about upgrading to something that fits a little tighter though. i guess sony is not the brand anymore
>>62235559Look, the oil was already flowing freely before Netanyahu managed to talk Trump into attacking Iran. We're now in a situation where this whole incident appears to end up in Iran's favor.We're still in that "Emperor is naked" moment of history where we've yet to start analyzing the situation and see it for what it truly is. The powers that are willing to give USA and Israel the benefit of the doubt are still strong, but eroding.
>>62235579>Got a date for that?yep
>>62235587Ive had the same pair of audiotechnica ath-m50x for 10 years. First pair of headphones I bought for audio work and ive probably dropped them a thousand times.
>>62235586get real and open an account on a futures brokerage you degen
>>62235559You're an imbecile.
guys anyone here have mobileye global? MBLYredpill me on it
>>62235588>The powers that are willing to give USA and Israel the benefit of the doubt are still strong, but eroding.b-but the powers that are willing to give the benefit of the doubt to the USA COME FROM Israel? jews
>>62235595Subsidiary of INTC
Massive yield curve control has to be imminent. These rates are going to blow the fuck out already crazy budgets and balance sheets. I’m thinking golds next leg up to 6000 might not be far off in that scenario. Obviously. No deal was done with China to buy US debt. Actually they may be accelerating the dumping. Wild times ahead with strategic reserves crisis looming very near now many nations. They will HAVE to sell dollar reserves to defend both their currencies and get their hand on the marginal oil and has. Not yet. If gold hits 4100 (don’t think it will I may already have bottomed). Buy miners like a mad man.
Silver bros, status?
Holy shit I hope this is real.
>>62235601
>>62235595>Israeli self driving car tech company with negative PE
>>62235605completely demonic
>>62235592
>>62235602buying back in after a while of being out
>ServiceNowTo the moon!
>>62235601what are some good miners?
Uhh POET bros...?
>>62235603Capital controls soon for India. And gold will be capped somehow too (stop flight and protect the FIAT rupee to keep oil and gas from becoming unobtainium in CurryDollars). They need to keep money on the Rupee or its curtains. They could be facing some serious social unrest.
>>62235599Do you even own any stocks or any other financial instruments?
>>62235552>create supposed ultra super sized deluxe AI machine>can learn anything over a short period of time>but we need more AI jobs to help it grow>fire everyone that built it Nice cope you have there buddy. It’s like building an oil well then firing all your engineers saying everything’s complete. Wouldn’t you need to retain your creators if other companies are innovating?
i entered my trade the opposite of my intended direction and realized too late and undid my entire week. can someone shoot me
just spoke with my insider, he just deployed the v
>>62235611Same. May drop a bit more. But the 200 day MA has been solid for years now. And open interest at CME is so low. Don’t expect much paper gold to sell off. We just need the bond lid to blow. And the printing press for YCC to begin. I really think the dollars safe haven status has fully cracked now. And not many places left to run after that for capital.
>>62235624Fucker, I lost money overnight because this faggot market can't be AI ran 24/7!I WANT TO KILL YOU FUCKS
>>62235590absolute trash
>>62235617They've already doubled import tax on gold.Diesel shortages starting to kick in. It's getting bad.
>>62235625Thanks Barron, say hi to your Dad for us
this was the bottom, yes?
Thank god the FTSE closed. BAE has been heeming me all fucking day. Cunt.
it appears the money treee has stopped growing money
USDJPY grinding higherBOJ wasted 70 billion for nothing
>>62235632>still thinking this is about nukesIs somebody going to tell him?
>>62235614HYMC is a good one. Trade it for volatility. It’s down 20%. Buy. Wait a while for 25% rally. Sell and buy back again when you see silver hit about 8 dollars an over the 200 day MA. Very consistent. For gold. Contango and Wesdome have been good on that swing trade too. Or just buy and hold if you wish. But I like to try time the swings. Sometimes I win. Sometimes I bleed analy
>>62235552>embedded, cybersecurity, observabilityBut those are all things AI is unironically good at?Any cybersecurity bro will tell you AI has already taken over their space. Most bug bounties are drying up because AI does the job too easily and too fast.
Wait, Miran is out?
>>62235538>still happy with my airpods pro 2 after 3 years of usePeople who use Apple products are looked down on as retards in my country. It's a shame because their laptops are pretty great.
>>62235649Embedded especially medical/mission critical can't be left to chance, still safu
>>62235645This is so obviously off topic, and the guy is not serious at all, that's why he pivots away the second he's faced with an argument he has no answer to. Example: He starts talking about the "freeing the flow of oil", but when he's told the strait was already open before the war began, he just dances away to the next bullshit.But more importantly, all of this is off topic and belongs on /pol/
>>62235634WWG1WGA
>>62235646>>62235602
>>62235602Bought some calls today, was gonna wait but can't fade a -10% day
>>62235658We should never talk about the strait again, the new normal is about keeping it closed
>>62235658babe, i don't want to argue with you. it's you who wants to argue. i want to cuddle you and treat you. even if you "won" an argument with me what does it change? just your feelings. and why do you need to feel triumphant and right all the time?
>>62235619>copekeep cheering for jewish daycare activitiesalso massive difference between women getting paid 200k for "Claude analyze this data in PowerBI and send it as an email" and low level kernel architecture in memory where high IQ specialists are needed no matter how far LLM progress
guys me and the /x/ boys are gonna go to the dark tower in antartica and blow it up. Who wants to come with us and send blackrock to zero? They won't be shit without their machine elf saturn antenna.
oh shit amat sisters its pumpde to 440 now wtf??? this stock is volatile
>>62235654poor "people" always cheap out on the completely wrong things. android people syntax error and have a melty when i tell them I save more money than them by getting a last generation iphone every 5-7 years and enjoying full support and security updates without major issues the whole way through
Why are bond markets shitting the bed so much right now???
>>62235654>People who use Apple products are looked down on as retards in my country.what irrelevant country are you from
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
so mu down dropping?
>>62235672Oil crisis
>>62235644Guess they will have to sell $700 billion to save their asses kek
>>62235665we can certainly talk about the strait as long as the discussion is market related
>>62235672Because bonds are being sold ? Across the board?
>>62235678AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Took profit and now everything is too expensive. Bombs this weekend and Monday crash pls.
>>62235625The fuck V was that? A downward V!?
>>62235654They are retards.>their laptops are pretty great.they really arnt, retards who know nothing about hardware think theyre good while paying 3x the price. Perfect consooomers though.
>>62235682i know better ways to change your feelings.
Way too much butthurt over OIL. I’m thinking it’s over for tech sisters
>>62235690Bottom signal
>>62235672because there's an oil shock globally of 30% roughly put
>>62235681And call a lot of money home from carry trade and US equities. Now would be a good time to take some profit if you’ve been using JPY to finance leveraged trades in US markets. They have to have that marginal oil. Out bid everyone else. It’s survival soon.
HODL Intel Apes!
>>62235649He’s seething because he’s about to bag hold after obvious sell signals.
yeah this seems bullish
>>62235672have you heard what warsh's planning to do?
>>62235690appears to be hitting resistance... wens will decide the fate of the market.
We are sitting next to ATHs and you people are dramatizing a tiny dump?Call me when a real crash happens.
THE CHICKEN WILL COME HOME TO ROOST
>>62235657I’m sure cyber security bros thought the same thing.The reality is, if your job is important enough to be high paying, then AI will come for it. No exceptions.These AI companies need money and they would make an AI CEO if they could get paid for it.That’s why they’ve all quietly pivoted away from image gen and other unprofitable distractions.Artist work is simply too unprofitable, despite them being patient zero of the AI scare.
Besides my gold silver swing plays. Rest of portfolio is in North American medium cap energy play with high asymmetry to the Hormuz crisis. If you believe the worst of the energy shock has yet to hit. You might be interested. * Athabasca Oil Corp — ATH.TO* Baytex Energy Corp — BTE* Kosmos Energy Ltd — KOS* Talos Energy Inc. — TALO
>>62235696>Now would be a good time to take some profit if you’ve been using JPY to finance leveraged trades in US markets.
>>62235602Actually sold the local top for once. I wanted to get out before the dealers were like "Hehe we only buy if you have $10k or more!" I can buy into an ETF if I want to get back in and not have to deal with all the bullshit of buying and selling physical.
Buy Brookfield(BN)
Who listened to me and shorted QCOM?QCOM was up 4% today when I shorted. Now it just flipped over red.
Uhm oil chads?I'm making a little too much money today.
abysmal intraday action in the S&P 500bull capitulation
>>62235703qrd?
I'm shorting MSFT...what the FUCK is happening? Bill Ackman is buying? What the FUCK? SHORT THIS FUCKING MICROSLOP AI TRASH COMPANY! I'm fucking losing so much money. This is going back under 400 right? It has to dammit. In Jesus Christ's name I pray.
>>62235708Doomposting is all part of the fun here. I'm happy to get a little dip, it's going to set up a clean run for TQQQ on Monday or Tuesday. We were due a red day, and this is gentle red.
>>62235711Bought ATHOF @ $2.00
My WEAT is completely fucked
I can't winEveryone here has shit advice And anything like FUCKING SANDISK is too FUCKING EXPENSIVE fuck this shit, I hope the market fucking burns and money is worthless!
>>62235718makes sense, the past two weeks has been mentally torturing to watch. so much jewery. i'm long oil producers for the foreseeable future. Equinor and Vår Energi are great and safe bets. still i have a war chest for 1 or 2 more oil dips if those happen, otherwise i'm dipping my feet in gold again
>>62235727Nice…impressive
we all knew this was going to happen.
I lost everything to e sports betting
>>62235734>No GRRRBearish
>>62235729Oh boohoo 4fig poorfag
>>62235734
>>62235716btwif you're shorting qcom, and you're long semis, hold that QCOM short indefinitely, hold it all the way until semis aren't hot anymoreQCOM short is a good hedge for semi portfolios.
gold getting FUCKED in the ASS
>>62235729Oh my. It just keeps going down.
>>62235729Wow, down a whole thousand. Stop whining.
>>62235729Stop trying to win. Buy longterm. BN is a good buy. Good report and down quite a lot. It’ll jump back up on Monday. Klarna is probably a good buy today too
>>62235740yields up, dollar up. obvious fake breakout was obvious. people should've expected this.
>>62235740>Gold ID>BearishYou guys we are clearly going to retest March lows. If you are green trim some profits so you won't be so suicidal come Monday.
>>62235737I WAS 3 FIGURE SINCE LAST YEARI JUST BROKE INTO 4 FIGS!!!!!ONLY FOR OVERNIGHT TO STEAL IT!!!!!!!!!
>>62235729good news is that chatter about a 1 to 10 split has been going around since late March, and it's way higher now than then. Hang tight lil buddy, if it splits you're good to hop in
volume coming through
>>62235744NO FUCK YOU IT WONT WORK, ITLL RUG OR TRUMP DAY SOMETHING OR FUCKING IRAN OR ASSHOLE CHINA!NOTHING FUCKING WORKS
>>62235738>-$5kSounds about right for /smg/
>>62235732Absolutely destroying bussy with +400% gains. I can see it reaching $20/share
>>62235729What did you buy, GameStop? Lmfao
>>62235748>picbased
>>62235747You sound like an over emotional woman. NGMI, bud.
>>62235740Big deal, look at silver computer
>>62235729get a job
>>62235729the dumbest people are the loudestyou shouln't have listened to themyou deserve itI don't know how many times I warned people to get out of DRAM.
>>62235748Who fucking cares!It isn't $30 asshole, I fucking want my ficking MO EY°°°
Hantavirus a bigger nothingburger than the schizo’s love quest
>>62235756Poet yesterday, jumped over my mark AFTER CLOSE.Then I tossed whatever I took yesterday into SPX today and it all fucking dropped
>>62235740Gold and bonds are getting dumped to stave off total oil starvation.Kind of a slurp opportunity desu, only issue is they still have room to go lower.
I just had some succulent leftover Dominoes pizza >>62235760Down about 15% in 24h
>>62235738>V>YOU>UP>GO>FORWtf are these tickers, I've never seen them mentioned even once. Maybe V but not anytime recently
>>62235358What do i buy today biz
>>62235762FUCK YOUfucking DRAM just sits at 50 whatever, then when I get out of it, I'll jump to 500 or some shit, all the fucking time
>>62235760>Silvaar downIndia must be getting fucked hard right now.
>>62235764how else are they going to save the financial system?
>>62235729
>>62235740Who cares. It they will be back up in 2 weeks. And you can scoop 25% gains on Contango when it does. Yum yum.
>>62235769I bet if he filtered one word tickers then it wouldn’t be so bad of a port.
>>62235522Should have waited for the XM8 to come out. Those sexy fish lines
>>62235763This post reminded me that I need to replace the bottle of Moet we drank when Trump was bombing Iran, so we can drink another bottle when he starts bombing Iran again boss.
>>62235774Its funny watching you get raped
this is the worst day in the stock market ever
>>62235774if you listened to my warning, you wouldn't be own 70%. I warned people in /smg/ yesterday, the day before, the day before that.
>>62235779Its always 2 weeks.
>>62235773AMAT
>>62235769apparently they're real but it's just the script picking up people yelling stuff in all caps
>>62235775SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM
All my other money went to thisGone
>>62235789Kek yeah it's evidently picking up anons going GO UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT 1000 times a day
I HATE ZION DON AND THE GOYP
>>62235786>if you listened to my warning, you wouldn't be own 70%. I warned people in /smg/ yesterday, the day before, the day before that.It wasn't fucking DRAM that did that, I have 2 fucking shares!
>>62235729>he bought ze dip?>DOOMP IT AGAIN!
>>62235789>CVX nigger this was mentioned constantly why is it so small
>>62235785This is the worst day in the stock market ever so far :3Hang tight smiggily wiggily, worse is on the way!
>>62235787It’s the patterns they have been following. Even when crabbing gold is volatile with silver in +/- cycles of up to 25% on the right miners. Just buy above the 200MA (very strong physical demand near it). And sell when you bag 15% to 20%. Wait for the drop again. Gold and silver will continue this volatile crab until the printers begin. Until yield curve control begins. Until the banks and bad loans require another mega print like 2021 to stay alive. All scenarios say gold ain’t goin down. Even the crab has no cyclical slurps in miners.
>>62235618adjusted for inflation i own exactly no holdings and only $300 united states federal reserve dollarinos
>>62235744I agree, Klarna is probably a good slurp today considering their last report. They're also well positioned.
any NET slurpers in the chat or am i the only one?
>>62235793Buy Fujikura, Maruwa, and ETN
>>62235799Come on man. Look at the cart. It’s all overbought just like silver was in January in a momentum mania. It has to correct. That’s life.
>>62235807Post bbw pls sar
>>62235793well, that happen most of the time with the 1dte and 0dte options, i hope you learned your lesson fren
H*ck! Guys, what do I do?
>>62235785The worst day in the stock market... SO FAR.
>>62235793Babies first options lesson. /smg/ said to be very careful with options because will most likely lose everything over time. It’s like playing in a casino. The house always wins in the end.
>>62235813i held cloudflare for some time, got a nice 200%. not up to date on the technicals, maybe a good trade in this rotation, but their products, reputation and reliability are definitely going to shit due to their slopmaxxing
helloi want 1 MU at 700is this too much to ask?
>>62235819That you can't sell past close?Which is shit?No, I fucking won't
>>62235827The house always wins because players keep on playing until they lose everything.
>Auto loan delinquencies surge to 32-year high
>>62235832probably nothing
>>62235827Then why can shit PUMP overnight and you can't escape!?Why the FUCK would they allow you to hold if you couldn't also capitalize!?!?
>>62235829MUU is currently $512.50
>>62235829Just set the limit and walk away. It's gunna happen. In fact, just set it to $600. We're in the middle of a selloff triggered by IDK just sell.
up or down?place your bets
>>62235832At least they won't have to pay high gas prices.
>>62235821This reminds of a random post of a doggo I seen on instagram. Looked liked my doggo that passed away so I give it a like. Next day my feed was filled with the creepiest pictures of dogs I’ve ever seen. They were all male dogs, laying on their back. Dog penis clearly centered and visible. It was like they were posing the dogs like human models. Completely freaked me out. I started to read the comments, and it was 99% self proclaimed “dog moms”, saying the doggo was cute or handsome. I made a comment calling them freaks and within minutes I was bombed with hate messages. lol wtf man
>>62235834The value of your options didn't budge overnight, except the theta that they lost.
>>62235369HAHAHAHA you ain't dunking on shit, faggot AMFN to $5 by July bitch
>bond yields
>>62235839
>>62235827Options are fun as fuck, I see why people like them. We're mostly here for fun and to see big numbers. But holy shit, do you lose money when you lose money. Most posters who enjoy the gambling should switch to just swing trading leveraged funds. That's what I switched to, and now I make money. You can sell in extended hours, you can protect your principal and NOT get raped if it goes the wrong direction... (ALWAYS have a stop loss) With options, it's too much stress. I won't trade any asset that raises my cortisol anymore. It's just better. The longer I've played with the stock market the more I've realized that options are actually a hedging tool for grownups, which is fine, and that the real glamour is in leveraged shares where you still make a lot of money but don't have to lube up when it goes sideways.>>62235832The market feels immune to all of this news though, doesn't it? We've had nothing but disastrous CPI data for years now but consumer spending continues to be retardedly robust. The American consumer can't AFFORD their cars but they're still emptying their wallets to get that shitty auto loan in the first place. Every restaurant is still packed. Etc. I guess shit might change if mass white collar unemployment really hits though. I work in tech and the job market is beyond grim, to the point that if I lose my job I'm going to change careers entirely rather than compete on Leetcode with literal PHDs for a new job.
If you ever feel like a retard I sold my gold miners at 17 dollars in April last year and watched it for to 51, sold my oxy at 54 watched it go to 59, I want to killmyself fuck I got shaken out by Barak Ravid, I am just going to etf max my stock picks are good I’m just to retarded to actually hold them to term
>>62235566>runs on being tough on China>cucks out to the chinks everytime while sabotaging foreign relations with every other countryI hate Shandong Don so much
Shkreli said mu was overvalued as fuck at $600.
Thoughts on WPM?
>>62235855You let that Mossad cunt shake you out? Don’t believe a word they say.
anyone notice any semis ripe to gobble up today?
>>62235859>Shkrelilet him deal in the biotech gamble world
>>62235859he's also Albanian, so you can safely disregard anything he says outside of the area of his specific expertise in biotech/pharma
survivor bros… they’re crashing the market
Damn look at POET dooomp>>62235866DRAMMU
Tuesday was worse
>>62235869Hope you bought the dip
why is MU down cause SK Hynix/Samsung are down due to korea having strikesit should literally be a positive for MUmake it make sense
>>62235869They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
>>62235873I did!
Heemed all day by BAE. Was only loosening me up for RTX.....REEEEEE!
>>62235866I got a semi for you to gobble up right here pal!8=D
>>62235871>DRAM>MUNo
How do I know when the right time for dip buying has arrived?
>>62235827I don't have MONEY to do this long term!And that was maybe $300 in for like +$800! I want MORE money to use for this shit, options are the QUICKEST way.This is what I spent over the last week or whatever. It's not much, so any gains are super high, but losses pile up and now I'm going to spend all weekend mad at everyone and everything
>>62235881you don't, that's the fun
>>62235880Guess you better take advantage of the other anon's offer then
>>62235877We are getting raped today and I was a bear, just kill me I bought a fuck off big position in oil one day before the Iran war and still lost because oxy is fucking hot garbage (now it’s a market outperformer somehow despite dumping 7% on earnings) and now rtx is getting raped I NEVER TOUCHED SEMIS
>>62235881buy EVERY dip
>>62235882>now I'm going to spend all weekend mad at everyone and everythingYou should go to /pol/. You'd fit right in.
>>62235882the quickest way to make money is also the quickest way to lose money
>>62235882You should only be mad at your self boss.
This is it, total smigger genocide. The /smg/ to end all /smg/‘s
>>62235882I dont think you should be doing this
>>62235895My distressed north sea oil play is up 6% for the week. My palm oil/rubber is up 14%.Getting diluted by defence losses though. Orange nigger better start something this weekend.
>>62235906>>62235906>>62235906New
>>62235903>Orange nigger better start something this weekendmore likely than not
>>62235385Faggot axios cause boy that cried wolf syndrome
>>62235899What do you think I've done since 12am this morning!?
>sold the oil top perfectlyGoing to reenter at the end of day because those motherfuckers are for sure planning some Iran shenanigans for the weekend. I bet they were holding off attacks until the end of the summit with China and since that didn't accomplish anything they're mad and need to lash out.
