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>>62239090thanks for posting this. it could be good to see what Baidu is up to.
Is it okay to pay 10 euros for one of these financially speaking?That's how much they cost now in inner Berlin. Thats 10 euros that could have gone to something like transaction fees.
>>62239102That looks disgusting
i just looked at QQQ 1/15/27 to price straddles but holy fucking shit skew is absolutely wild right now. if you're in semis/nasdaq why in the absolute fuck would not collar at least a little bit. this is fucking insane. 710c traded at 62.50 and 710p at 50 with QQQs at 708.90. dump is gonna be biblical, right? nobody wants downside and just wants to panic buy calls?
>>62239082Is being on an LDR with a loving homely Thai girl a good financial decision?
People compare the AI market pump to the dotcom bubble, but I genuinely don't see what the bull case was for the dotcom stuff. Most of the web operates on the assumption that if you pay websites to run your ads you will make more extra profit than you lost on the ads. Of course this is impossible to properly A/B test, so its all just vibes, if the opinion ever turns against ads most of the net is fucked, the real dotcom bubble is going to burst one day. Netflix has a selection about as good as my local blockbuster, Amazon is just a slightly more efficient Sears, eBay is just your local fleemarket but even shadier. Like sure, their is a convenience boost, but people clearly overhyped it. The real value of the internet is not one that can be monetized, being able to call people slurs online while talking current events is great, but who is going to shell out money for that?Unlike AI, which in the bull case replaces basically all white collar jobs, and for a lot of people will probably be a substitute for friends, coworkers, lovers, e-celebs.
they'll probably do a 50-100 bps rate cut this year to help real estate and job markets a bit. they're going to quielty revise their inflation goals to 4-5% from 2-3% and make that the new normal so muh hyperinflation is priced in/ doesn't matter.
>>62239111go eat a boloney and cheese sandwich with the end side of the loaf, Timmy
>>62239090RRGB has a market cap of $68M and 18,600 employees. their stock is down 90% the past 5 years.
>>62239094Earnings calendar anon is the MVP, keeping us informed literally every day
>>62239125i'll give the ai bears credit. it takes a lot to think you know more than every datacenter hyperscaler. we have seen posters try to explain to google how datacenter gpu depreciation "really works".
did anyone ever notice you can make infinite gains by swing trading?when nvidia is trading between 200 and 220you can buy 200 and sell at 220 for free 10% gainis this like a free money glitch?
>>62239130Trump wants to inflate away the usd, but it would cause short term pain for long term gain and many see trying to stop him.
>>62239165bro don't expose my secret??
>Anons are shilling memory stocks on other boards now.I see you, my little top signal.
>>62239165It was like that until the US went into war. You can short Micron for infinite gains now. Unfortunately, I didn't sale. None of this will translate to the consumer market, though. Memory prices will never stop going up.
>>62239172What /g/ or /v/? They mentioned this before
I swear to god if this piece of garbage nvidia if it dumps again on monday.
I'm just gonna buy the top
>>62239205>topbuyingGOD
>>62239179>You can short Micron for infinite gains nowwhy though?only reason I see a bear case for MU is china magically comes up with cheap HBMbut these FUDs did exist for 1-2 years already, it just doesnt exist
Sell the dip.
>>62239217If I do that what would I do with my chips retard?
>>62239219Semis are propped up by the AI bubble. Get out before it pops.
>>62239214I don't know, but I thought I bought the bottom of the random selloff, turns out the selloff is not done. I guess people think Micron is another name for Samsung and that the strikes plus the faux claim of China no longer buying US RAM or GPUs (despite the huge smuggling market) paralyzed them. Either way, as long as the selloff continues, the 'fundamentals' don't matter. The only company that doesn't recover from these crashes is Micron, usually.
why silver dumped like a shitcoin?
any good ipos coming out?
What does /smg/ do on the weekends?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmOtrCRrlDA
>>62239240spacex
>>62239243>What does /smg/ do on the weekends?Cry myself to sleep, worry about finances, stress about the stock market position and waste my life.
>>62239251i mean next weekthats in june unless they moved it upeven though i mssed the opening day of cbrs it seems to be doing pretty alright
>>62239255meant to post this
Xommy
I don’t give a fuck if oil falls to $10 a barrel I’m all in on the black gold. All about the love of the fucking game.
>>62239243Catch up on some business/finance podcasts, read, watch sports on TV, try to get some work done, that's about it.
>>62239243I started vibecoding a game about stonks to cope and also as "investment research" for how valid AI hype is.No you cant see it, yes I will drop it like every other game I ever started
>>62239275>Catch up on some business/finance podcastswho you watch boss?
>Don't be scerd cause there ain't nutin to worry 'bout
>>62239082The Carolinas are rightful Duke(DUK) clay>>62239130Nonsense, they're gonna hold while 'transitory' inflation hits 8%.
>>62239243if there's no errands to do then I plan each day around foodjust making brownies today but going to a bbq tomorrow
>>62239125The thing about the AI bubble is it doesn’t give a fuck about money. It’s not about money, it’s about control. It’s a competition for control and whoever has the most will have the most money anyways. The fact the US just hands the cash out like candy is how it persists.
>>62239172There's been quite a lot on /pol/.
>>62239135Yeah your slop and plant fibers burrito is really fucking impressive Ahmed
>https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/exclusive-spacex-accelerates-ipo-timeline-194800007.html>https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/blackrock-weighs-multibillion-dollar-investment-spacex-ipo-information-reports-2026-05-16/After some accidental detonations in the secondary markets for OpenAI and Antrhopic, the first bomb will be detonated on June 12. It will be preceded in the few days before index inclusion with a selling of most of the MAG 7. It will be spun as an "eager rotation" into SpaceX.But this it the water's receding before the tsunami.The Nuclear IPO Age is here.
>>62239279I like Slate Money, been listening to it for over 10 years now
>>62239172retail cant even move 800B companies. we are just along for the ride lol.
>>62239243Made Bolognese ragu. Did my washing. About to change my bedding. Organised a courier to collect my new desk from auction. Checked in for my flight to London on Tuesday. Now I'll get some beer and a bottle of wine and refurbish a mid century lamp later while playing music too loudly.
>>62239243>What does /smg/ do on the weekends?Research and prepare for next week, shit post...etc
>>62239243Jerk off and play video games
>>62239090Nvidia gonna dump again after earnings isn't it
>>62239113IT'S NOT JUST THE Q's>>62239303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPZ5CxfuKqU
>>62239291I ate 2 dozen shrimp yesterday. it wasn't really worth it. the texture was gross.
Requesting high IQ takes on silver & gold price developments in the near future
>futures
>>62239325You specified high iq and that’s the unsatisfying answer you shall receive.
>>62239324Not a fan of ocean bugs.
>>62239324not goodI will be picking up littlenecks on the way and eating the majority of them tomorrow thoughbeit
>>62239325Prices will go up, down, sideways, or some hitherto unknown fourth thing.
>>62239333>littlenecksPlease elaborate?
>>62239335
>>62239303why did they rug the secondary market transactions btw?
>>62239325more forced liquidation to come, slurp the dip
>>62239303The market goes on face ripping rallies whenever this guy shows up. SPY 800 by the end of June
Thinking of putting 10-15k into ETFsWhat should I go for and should I wait until some of the conflict in Iran dies down more, people saying there will be more strikes to come.
>>62239338I like clams and mussels in tomato sauce with garlic
>>62239338Cheers. Like scallops I expect? Scallops are ok.
>>62239325>goldWill go up due to central banks gobbling it up to get away from USD. Should be mooning once countries aren't forced to sell it due to pool being closed>silverI'd expect it to go up due to industrial demand, but there should be a certain cap at which companies would be forced to look for alternatives, where that cap is I don't know though.
>>62239349Everything depends on your own personal risk tolerance, but if you want safe returns personally I would stick it all in a total world index fund, maybe spread it out over next couple month to year so you dont get fucked by the market deciding to crash right as you go all in. Like put 2.5K in at end of each month for now
Already liquidated half of my portfolio at the top (kept the rest in index funds). Im ready to slurp the dip.
>>62239082I fucking despise twitter and deleted my account after trying it out for a couple of days but are there any useful people to follow that legitimately give you good stock market info and tips? Most of what I've seen was just ragebaiting, migatards and leftists fighting over politics, panicky news and shills pushing you to buy some overvalued russell 2000 crap.
>>62239384my twitter is cute jap fanart. you get more of what you engage with
>>62239300try it faggot, you’ll like it
>>62239325Will go down in the near term due to countries selling it alongside bonds to pay for their emergency oil.At a certain point they’ll stop doing this. (Either when they run out, or the fairy godmother brings peace to the middle east.)After that it could go back up, or crab.
>>62239384i dont have a twitter account but i do follow our boy Jukans posts.
>>62239384walter deemer, jurrien timmer, patrick moorhead, dan niles
my bussy is gaped by the market
>>62239384you can filter the other crap by creating a list with finance/market people
>>62239384solid story about commodity underinvestment cycle @commodmkt yesterday
>>62239400>>62239401>>62239411>>62239410Thanks lads. I'll give it a shot. If there are any other cool accounts (even non-financial ones) feel free to mention them.
So is it over?
So what are your guys' thoughts on Jerome sticking around in the Fed? Are we getting a shadow Jerome ruling the market from behind the scenes?
>>62239324I hope you didn’t get imported shimp, it’s all from india and they’re raised on enough antibiotics to kill a man.
>>62239364why would you choose a total world index if the oil shock becomes reality? europe and asia would get fucked big time, at least for the near term
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y8aq_ofEVsphysical ai
>>62239339>https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/anthropic-warns-unauthorized-stock-sales-195146100.htmlCompromises the "private" valuation. Deflates potential megabag yield>>62239347Not sure I understand. The whole point is to have a face rip SpaceX rally until day of inclusion. The bomb goes off afterwards. It will obfuscate its damage in the crowd.The whole point of the nuclear IPO is to progressively nuke risk adjusted returns in the index funds until there are none left. If bonds are 4% then the market equilibrium will be 4% forever more. Private equity just wants their forever tax + tip from literally everyone.
>>62239421only person you need, david 'watch and learn' soxl. :^)but yeah most people are just repeating the status of the market. Dunno anyone thats pitching stocks or going over their trading strategy or anything.
>>62239082That utility company would become 16% of the entire utility sector
>>62239082>utilities mega mergeroh lawd I'm cummin'<-- bought copper minors
Starbucks is building a 100 million dollar office in nashville tennessee so basically those 40k shitboxes in rural sticks are gonna go up now because they're all doing it
>>62239449Nashville is a bit of a shithole because it got so popular
>>62239432They will just print more oil, its fine. More seriously, if the oil shock risk was a real risk I feel like they would have done something about it by now. Surely even europe and china wouldnt be cuked enough to to just sit and watch critical economic lifeblood get cut off from them and do nothing. Its going to cause some short term upheavals sure but it will get sorted out. Index funds are about long term, not short term current even based movements. If you want to make hormussy based plays you should be buying puts on european/asian companies or something, not buying indexes. In my opinion anyways..
>>62239426Him staying is giga chad move. All Trump had to do was wait until his term ended, but he kept fucking with him.
>>62239453nashville was a rural backwater and now it looks like it'll be the next dallas
>>62239421@benbrey @convertbond @macrocharts @rcwhalen@zeecontrarian1 - fag but has really good small-mid cap picks, especially pharma@polarityradio - dude's getting slaughtered right now@globalflows - sharp but often fadeable@mercoglianos @mike_taylor1972 @spotgamma @volsignals @options_insight @dampedspring @dariusdale42 @derivatesdon>>62239440first post is a retweet about covid vaxx conspiracy, based
>>62239454>Surely even europe wouldnt be cucked enoughlol good one. also chyna has been preparing for this for awhile and probably has even more reserves than they're letting on
>>62239454china has alternative routes for the oil, same cant be said for korea & japan or eu
>>62239243Rehauling the ac system in my truck
>>62239468I mean, they could buy oil from Russia lol. Though as things stand that would obviously require a huge geopolitical realignment
>>62239243watch youtube & shitpost mainly. blizzard nuked my twow so i need to find another game to play.
>>62239481eu will probably never do that so i didnt count that, but who knows.china can however, but then again pipeline capacity is limited, was curious and just checked it out, they can raise it by maybe 1mil BPD from russia but they used to import 5mil BPD from the middle east, so its still lacking.theres other places to buy from but expanding pipeline infrastruction would take a lot of time.however, theyre far less fucked than japan or korea that got 90% of their oil from the middle east, if the oil isnt coming back and the war gets worse then its unironically over for those two.EU will probably just get slightly hit, but not its over tier.
>>62239432This is why I like a 3:1 split between VOO:VEA. VOO will generally outperform but VEA has some nice tasty dips to buy due to the dichotomy of European willingness to commit suicidal economic decisions but at the same time getting pumped by anti-american fund managers who shit their diaper everytime a Republican comes to power.
>>62239267oil is going to $0
>>62239243been playing the new open world gacha game all day long
>>62239497>>62239267but the left told me oil is at an all time high because of the war?!
>>62239481That’s option for Europe is done. Russia has, after nearly 4 years. Reversed that door they kept open for some reason (they never cut off oil and lng Europe did). They told Europe the oil and gas is being repurposed for Asia in Long term contracts and isn’t coming back. When it dawns on the European people. There isn’t enough oil and gas for their needs soon. And US ability to ramp up is Years away from that type of need. (Never mind the huge price difference). There will be social upheaval. Possibly violence. The EU will not survive it without becoming very violent and authoritarian. And you can see them advancing the apparatus of censorship in anticipation. Won’t help elites. Oil is blood. And without it. There will be blood.
>>62239090ADI is probably going to do really well
It all comes crashing downLuckily I'm all cash and GRRRReady to slurp once we hit 6,666 again.
cyber security stocks kinda ran on friday, are we thinking this is the play? the AI revolution is gonna lead to crazy cyber wars and all the AI winners will need to have good security
Do you guys think AMD will outperform NVDA from this point forward?
here’s the prediction for you fags. After July 4th the 250th anniversary of the United States the market will start to dump and then you’ll see retards on x, here and elsewhere will talk about how empires collapse in 250 years.Months later when they start bragging, laughing and getting euphoric at the demise of the United States you go all in.
>2 weeks ago MU was the perfect company with the most amazing fundamentals and bull thesis>today people are selling for software stocks like NOWsocial media algorithm is crazy
>>62239540posting gore just paints you as a subhuman btw
>>62239165I did this with RKLB when, like NVDA was going sideways for the past 6 months, until it broke out to $124 USD after earnings, except I did it by wheeling with CSPs and CCs.
>>62239506Muscovy will take over Ukraine on year seven of the three day special military operation
>>62239540Why are they napping in the middle of the road?
>>62239545Dead russians isn't gore and this nigger is just a 1pbtid russnigger shill/thirdie not relevant to this general.
>>62239532>Do you guys think AMD will outperform NVDA from this point forward?why would it? What does AMD have over NVDA? NVDA has a shit ton of money and investing in other companies, expanding its products to quantum, working to stay infront. AMD?
>>62239550>t. 1pbtid insta gorekeep your mental illness in /uhg/
>>62239536I feel like their are three valid ways to invest.1. Boring bogglehead play, safe and reliable but npc tier2. Proper autistic research into fundamentals. Works well if your smart and have the patience to wait years for the stock price to finally catch up to reality. Highly based, but you better have a good idea about how smart you actually are or you will burn yourself3. Being super locked into the social media bubble and learning about meme hype stocks right as they are first forming in the collective consciousness and then up and yoloing into them with zero thought. Have to be good at reading the mob and the moment you take any time to think though you will delay your plays by enough to buy the top and sell the bottom. Fast money if you can pull it off but I imagine it has long lasting mental damage being that plugged in into twitter/reddit
>>62239552I mean I agree. I think CUDA btfos anything by AMD, but I can't help to think it'll outperform like it has this month/year. I'm waiting for a pullback just DCA in. My largest position is NVDA outside of index funds.
>>62239561>3. Being super locked into the social media bubble and learning about meme hype stocks right as they are first forming in the collective consciousness and then up and yoloing into them with zero thought. Have to be good at reading the mob and the moment you take any time to think though you will delay your plays by enough to buy the top and sell the bottom. Fast money if you can pull it off but I imagine it has long lasting mental damage being that plugged in into twitter/redditthis one requires like minimum 200 IQ thoughit is basically anticipating what the dumb masses will flock into and you turn them into your exit liquidityonly works with small and microcaps
>>62239563>I can't help to think it'll outperform like it has this month/yearAgain, why? Not saying it wont, but there is there a reason, a product, a service that can out perform NVDA?
>>62239574>a product, a service that can out perform NVDAyeah, cerebras just IPO'd boss
>>62239532AMD is insanely overbought desu, genuinely strange to see it that high up.but then again clown market recently, i wouldnt risk it though.>>62239568just saying youre projecting your subhuman status onto others here, look at the mirror eurotroon.
why do these people come to smg of all places especially fucking weekend?
>>62239552Both GPU and CPU options. While that may not be all too important now, I've heard about possible shift towards setups with much larger CPU to GPU ratios, which may boost them comparatively speaking as Intel isn't the CPU leader it once was, but whether that's actually true I don't know. I think this sort of information was released by AMD, so it may not be all too reliable.
>>62239576what are the odds Nvidia won't have a competitor ready in a few months
>>62239577>>62239574Is there a price point you'd buy AMD at this point?
>>62239591>Both GPU and CPU optionsGood to know, I will try to follow developments.
anybody buying the mu dip? this is just noise right? it still going $800+?
>>62239597>Is there a price point you'd buy AMD at this point?I have not been following AMD. Still bitter I did not buy INTC when it was $20. I f'ng new it would recover after the new CEO and Trump tood a stake in the company but I was distracted with other nonsense. If there is reasonable buzz AMD can improve I will try to study and maybe make a plan to buy stock or play options on it.
>>62239600I sold at a loss on friday. Bought more SOXL though
>>62239600It sure is, just give it two more weeks to flatten the curve.
>>62239593nvidia will probably forever exist, I honestly dont see them being not number 1 it is more about other companies in due to catching up to nvidia or providing different services that nvidia can't provideI dont think AMD will ever be better than nvidiacerebras provides faster inference, it is different approach to GPU's it is good to invest into alternative products for future prospects imo, the overbought status of the IPO also kinda shows that people agreewhen it reduces to a proper value I think cerebras is a good buy
>>62239598Another piece of information is that Intel self has had really good numbers due to even their usually unsellable types of product actually selling, which should be a very positive signal for AMD as a fellow CPU developer.
>>62239606now im worried>>62239607is amd gpu even caught up to nvidia yet?
>>62239597100% in a month & a half, rather high forward pe value and very high RSI, call me a boomer retard for looking at these things but i wouldnt buy yet.cant give you a price point, all i know is i wouldnt risk it now
>>62239600Look at its forward PE
>>62239619>is amd gpu even caught up to nvidia yetnoAMD gpu's are way worse compared to nvidia when it comes to AIAMD increase in stock price is 95% due to their CPU'sAMD cpu's are king since a couple yearsintel cpu's are pretty ok too, they are getting betterintel has their own fabs so they have the local tsmc treatment
>>62239607I'm just thinking about the retarded fud. If the industry were moving to several million dollar wafer scale Nvidia and the likes would have a product cooked up in months. Instead I think Cerebras fills an important niche and doesn't kill or replace anything.
>>62239243So far went on a hike, played some faggot the gathering at my local game store, gymed, probably gonna watch some YouTube and relax now
>Samsung Proposes 607% Bonus for Memory Unithow do I get a job in samsung memory unit?
>>62239661is this bearish for DRAM? layoff=bullish, bonus=bearish?
>>62239397You have central banks like Turkey selling gold. So you have the selling pressure, but also major sources of buying out of the market. Until the regime shifts again, looks like gold and silver will sell off.
why is Japan depleting their usd/bond reserves? don't they notice it isn't helping at all
Any advice for somebody that lost tons of money trying to short the market?
>>62239703Keep trying champ :)
>>62239678>is this bearish for DRAMnothe point is to stop the work strike from happeningif workers continue to work it is bullishif they demand even more money + strike it is over
>>62239165Yeah it works until you buy at 200 and it dumps and never ever recovers. You can pull up charts of big companies where swing trading would have absolutely ruined you. Some even can and do go to zero.
>>62239715But a strike at one of the Big Three chipmakers will diminish supply, and is therefore bullish. Your logic is contorted anon.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I thought I was flying on Tuesday but it's Monday and now I'm fucked. New phone calendar starts on Monday instead of Sunday.....This has cost me a fucking fortune. Need to buy new bus ticket to airport, have to reschedule desk courier, I had to post 3 packages on Monday that now will be a week later, can't get my hair and beard cut....FML.
Sorry Bobo, AI is useless and nobody uses it
>>62239756Dumbass blog poster, I am cursing you with a delay that will ironically see you fly Tuesday anyway.$MIGGILY WIGGILY WOOI PUT A TRAVEL CURSE ON YOU
fuckthe market isn't even open todayso i over caffeinated for no reason
>CBRS P/E 666
>>62239770Well, put that caffeine to use. Go outside and take a good brisk walk.
>>62239781Forget bullish, this is downright DEVILI$H
>>62239785I already did a run this morning
>>62239230hey... THIS GUYS STEALING MY REACTION PICS
>>62239770Bullish for my coffee stonks
>>62239756What the fuck are you talking about. Was this meant to be a WhatsApp to your sister or something.
>>62239750You think valuations have anything to do with traditional metrics? This is a VIBE bubble man. Good news only.
>>62239837here are NVDAs earnings. it looks pretty earnings driven to me.
>>62239750>diminish supplysupply has nothing to do with prices when contracts are already settled at a way before date and everything is already sold outit isn't dynamic pricing, it isn't retail lol
>>62239425As long as hardware is flying off the shelves it's not over. You don't really even have to wonder or speculate on these things. There can only be temporary disruptions like we've seen with war and tarrifs but they eventually get prices in and the reality of a nonstop money making machine takes back over
What happens next will shock you....
>>62239243>100% of posters are male, 18+>0% said anything about children, familypathetic. start breeding or ill take your SOXL
Any one here use Thinkscript for custom stuff on Think or Swin? Is it worth learning?
>>62239875>start breedingI thought the goal of /smg/ was to make GOOD financial decisions
>>62239875>patheticPfff, what do I care what you..>or ill take your SOXLAaaah Ww.. wait, no wait, just.. I'll have some kids mr.bear I promise, please, just just give me time. I need more I need more time.. and money!
>>62239875Did you just presume my gender cismig?
83% of job loss due to AI automation is job positions held by femalesloladult daycare jobs are disappearing.
>>6223990643% of those jobs will remain as eye candy. Total fatchick annihilation from the workplace.
>>62239899I can easily say at least 30% of people think of their offspring as an investment
Oil is going negative when the hentai kicks in.
>>62239913Having kids is a gamble with low expected ROI.Sure, maybe your kid turns out to be a sports star or creates some tech startup, and then as long as they don't ghost you, you can be set for the rest of your life. But most kids turn out to be worthless investments.I know that's how it was for my parents. 0 for 3
>>62239906my company got rid of 90% of admins. most were contractors to be honest but still we didnt bring them back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTQIS-GTdV4physical ai talk
Long physical motor oil
Can someone explain why everything started dumping on thursday so fast?wasn't it supposed to happen later?
>>62239757you probably meant to say "sorry mumu">couldn't even get that rightI pity (you) LOL LMAO EVEN
>>62239972Oil, bond yields, and stocks are all up massively on the 1 year chartOne of them has to be wrong
>>62239972China hopium popped, market thought Xi would suck off Trump and open the Hormussy instead he said US is declining and didn't announce any big deals and Iran is not opening the pool.
>>62239986why does one have to be wrong? I don't agree>>62239989It looks like he did say he wants the conflict to end though?also they signed some kind of deal for china to buy stuff from america and china said they will definitely do it this time
The good timeline >Trump finally tells Israel to fuck off and negotiates peaceThe bad ending >Trump doubles down and hits Iran harder and we get 6% inflation
>>62239996Digits confirm bad timeline. I'm sorry smiggers.
>>62239999The boomers must be humbled. Never forget we got our 1970s oil shock because of Israel as well
>>62240001The current Iranian-Israel conflict started 2 years ago, on the 49th (7x7) anniversary of the Yom Kippur war
>>62240006Luckily the stage is set for the curse of the eight decade to strike again financially speaking, short Tel-Aviv Index. Friday was the top.
>>62240006I think it hasn't even started yet.
>>62240017luckily policymakers ignore stupid opinions like that babe.
>>62239986Why? Oil had to rise even without the crisis. It’s at historic lows in real terms before the war started. Bonds have been hanging on since the deluge of paper printing since the system was saved in 2008. COVID flooding of M2 globally really set this final stage on motion. Debt dynamics are inescapable now. No western nation. Or Asian is growing itself out of these debt traps. Eventually like it or not. Those with sufficient gold reserves will save themselves for the worst ravages. Golds rise to keep it simple is a function of the end of the credit megacycle. It has NO COUNTER PARTY RISK. In a world where sanctions and mercantilism is ramping up. And sovereign debt is both risky in real terms for real returns and risky politically as the decision to weaponise it it full on now (absolutely insane decision, US greatest strength squandered).
are there any other good investment movies like limitless?
>>62240021there are good books
>>62239972slightly unfavorable market conditions magnified by OPEX day
>>62240023
>>62239840Now take away the funny accounting and circular finance. I can’t understand why you guys think the laws of gravity have ceased to apply. I get bubbles can run on long after it seems it should be possible. Whatever. This may have some time to go. But the valuations are stretching everyone’s credulity. You can see the whole market is “vibes” driven now. That’s a sure sign a correction is coming and time to take profit and rotate of you’re smart. Or try time the picotop. Which is very lucrative i understand.
>>62240041Circular finance is a weasel word. Someone profits off money changing hands. In this case it's tech.
So Trump is about to start phase 2 of vietnam II?
>>62240045Then double down son
>>62240047So it seems smiggy wiggy...So it seems.
>>62239906Ai secretly returning women to the family. Based
Apparently Iran has a stock market lol. I assume its not something any westerns can play in though
>>62239230Liquidity needed, same as gold.
>>62240054Uh, duh?>anon works at McDonald's and gets paid by them>anon uses his paycheck to buy food from McDonald's >therefore McDonald's didn't pay anon because his pay went back to them>le circular finance !now do you understand why you're retarded?
>>62240020All those macro factors are bearish for earnings and therefore for stocks
>>62240062Short Iranian oil companies? That ought to work for some time.
>>62240041>Now take away the funny accountingcall the FBI and report the massive fraud right now. whistleblowers get paid millions. nvda accounting fraud is the biggest story ever. >You can see the whole market is “vibes” driveni just showed you nvda's move was earnings driven. avgo, amd, mu, sndk, etc all have rising earnings. you are vibes driven. you feel this way and that way. you feel there is accounting fraud. you feel "gravity" should apply.
>>62240077The futures may be red but they don't hurt anywhere near as memories of my past. The things I've done. The lives ruined. The people hurt. I used to be a little boy. What happened to me. To us?
>>62239996>6%lol, lmao. Thats what the cooked books will show it as to endless uproar. The real number will be 10-20% yoy, every year. Demand destruction is going to shave profit margins but after that they'll solve printing problems with more printing.>>62239999Checked, hoping for no survivors.
Why isn't nvidea dumping to the ground when its clear taiwan needs to move all its factories to maimi so china can take over the island without causes losses to america?this would hurt nvidea although it would also help trumps goals of collapsing american influence.
>>62240062that's how you know Iran is just a fake Israel boogeyman. A true muslim knows that stocks are jewish and harem.
>had a really good day last Friday while everyone else was experiencing the worst day of their miserable livesMonday is gonna be bad for me isn’t it?
>>62239243Took my dogs out for a country drive, went grocery shopping and bought them food and treats, cooked some thai red curry chicken with peppers and onions for myself.
>>62240133The only difference between Taiwan and China is their love of little league baseball. That's literally it, nothing would change if the Chinese took it over aside from kids playing "who can beat a stray dog to death the fastest" instead of just playing America's past time.
>>62240141>Took my dogs outThat's food
You guys ever listen in on any stock holder meetings?
>>62240188Sometimes earnings call but that’s it
This market is completely irrational. All the major metal stocks (CCJ, DNN, CRML, USAR, ect) had great Q1 reports, higher than expected price projections and huge levels of growth but they are crabbing. The most conservative projections have them doubling in a year while would be significantly LESS than their average historical one year growth taking into account the averages for the last 5 years.
>>62240210buying right now is too early, wait till its we're near the deadline of the rare earths treaty between US and china, or enter when the miners make a new ATH that could be the signal
>>62240222I've been stacking for a couple of years now, i'm the autist who tells everyone to skip lunch and coffee to stack DNN and LAC. DNN is particular is absurdly underpriced right now, this is the time to stack it for the long term. I understand that 'long term' for /smg/ is 72 hours but still.
>>62239316Same here fren. And lift
>>62240210I wish I had sold USAR back in january on that fucking pump.
>>62239278I am addicted to starting market games and never finishing them. Deep in my bones I'm convinced I can make a superior version of wallstreet raider
>>62240174dogs are not food
>>62239971PSA for this; a year ago i put the high dollar walmart brand motor oil in my car because they happened to be out of everything else. it's not even twice the price and claims 20k miles as opposed to 5k. went all winter without changing it because car is rusting out anyways and when i finally went to change it, it was actually some of the cleanest used oil i've seen so it probably does what it says on the tin
SHORT QCOM
>>62240238Don't sell, stack that shit and hold it. Over the next few years they will have multiple pumps with no end in sight. Trump made the vertically integrated rare earth companies defacto government backed monopolies. In Uranium CCJ is already a near monopoly with DNN being a smaller version of them. LAC is getting Thacker Pass warp speeded into production.
>>62240250USAR is one of the rare earth miners backed by the US government? Obviously, yeah, f something is getting the full backing with subsidation from the US government be all over that shit.Anybody that bought INTC when it was announced the US is going to fund them made out like a bandit and got like a 5x
Last call to get a comfy oil position bros
>keir starmer is planning to step downRIP FSTE on open
>>62240256CVX is the only thing worth buying, they're getting a bunch of deals abroad since all the countries that relied on iran need a new source now.buying oil itself is too risky since trump is manipulating the shit out of itpotential helium play out of CVX too, maybe XOM
>>62240256i got shaken out last time but im going in again on monday nigga we are IN
>>62240259yeah OXY i tried to go with but they are not as spread out as CVX or XOM and they missed out on all elevated NGL revenues due to prices in waha being negative
>>62240253We gave them $277 million out right and a zero interest $1.6 loan. The US government also backed about $3 billion in loans in exchange for 10% ownership and opinions for about 11% more. USAR isn't backed by the US Government, for all practical purposes it is the US Government.
>>62239971Nice scoop thanks
people talk about concentration riskwhat if you were to buy 1 of each and every stock listed in the US?
>smigger discovers ETFs
>>62240266>zero interest $1.6 loanMeant $1.6 billion
>>62240268ah, a collector...
>>62239165Works till it doesnt. I traded intc between 20 and 25...then 25 30...then got out before it mooned. I barely beat out holding with a lot more work.
>>62239971HGRAF's graphene additive for motor oil extends lifespan by 25x.
sorry my stock broker lady won't let me buy OTC canadian stocks boss
>>62239533Checked...i habeeb it
>>62240279Is this additive in the room with us now?
>>62240285They have pipes to pipe it around
SNEAKO AND PROFESSOR JIANG LINKING UP AGAIN TOMORROW NEED IT OR KEEP IT?
>>62240001Autism triggered. While Cawl might be OK with Diana she would be 100% Tek Heresy to the Adeptus Mechanicus in general.
lol60% of stock buying right now is retailmajor top signalIn a normal market, retail is 20% of buyers
babe, you know this guy >>62240298is leviah, right? and a /ptg/ regular. and probably the guy that hit you up in /trv/. he used to try to get me to goon with him in /bant/ too.that's what i've been trying to tell you. all your friends are toxic manipulators and i'm the only one that can save you.
>>62239975You got me there, buddy
>>62240287Jiang is now 5x bigger than sneako. He should be lucky he gets Jiang on his stream.His latest prediction failed though. Nothing is happening and the Iran war was just a military operation and seems to be over.
From the bottom, a couple of months agothe US economy expanded by 60 trillion dollarswhat do you think about that?
I'm looking for a good semi to shortso far, I'm only shorting QCOM, but I wonder if there's one as good, or better to short.Give me your short ideas.
>>62240328shorting semis is dumb as fuckat least short sandisk when it goes like 1500-1600 range
>>62240331My portfolio is 100% semis, I'm just putting in a little hedge for it like 5%. I'll be fine. My hedge position is 3% QCOM short right now. The worst that'll happen is that it eats into my gains.
>>62240331what about INTC, its hype seems to be as a FAB replacement and chip producer but its currently pretty garbage at both of those things, im thinking it'll go sub 100 for sure
>>62240335hmmI want to buy INTC. I think it's reasonably priced right now, might be a good short since I want to buy it anyway.
>>62240335>INTCtrump likes intel so it is a good stock
The reason I'm shorting QCOM btw is they're all in on the struggling smartphone industry. They're not involved in the growing data centre industry. But they're benefiting from all the money pouring into semis. I think QCOM isn't a bad semi, the market for them is just not good for them right now.
>>62240340he also bought adobe
sex with Eurovision winner
jerome pleasei miss you
you're literally being gaslit by gay fascists and foreign influence agents. and all your hate for israel was manipulated into supporting trump too. look how that turned out. you're doing terrible in the stock market and i know you hate your job, which i'm not even sure you have anymore. all this could have been avoided if you'd taken my hand. all you had to do was trust me. you're fractally wrong about basically everything. that doesn't make you dumb, you're inexperienced and naive. i want what is best for you though and i've always tried to lead you right. you talk about humbling... once again you need a mirror. i'll make you proud for the right reasons though.
>>62240353Its okay anon, Shadow Jerome lives on. Trust the plan
>>62240018>wanting AIPAC to be identified as a foreign actor is a stupid opinionI've always hated you, babeposter. Now I really want to smash your skull you retarded faggot.
you're a woman and an aquarius. you're susceptible to that kind of thing, being influenced by your group. you mistake consensus for confirmation. be objective for 2 seconds though. those thoughts lead you here, and you're on the brink of ruin. this is your escape. you're too young to understand how long life really is, how long you'll regret choosing wrong here. listen to me and accept the gift that has landed in your lap.
>Executives are blaming layoffs on AI, but research shows AI is 'not the main driver' of US labor slowdown.>Job openings may be lower in certain sectors deemed vulnerable to AI, but a new analysis from researchers at the New York Fed suggests that may not be due to the technology itself.>The New York Fed’s paper scrutinized vacancies in fields considered vulnerable to automation, based on a measure developed by economists at Anthropic that broke down occupations where many tasks are both doable by AI and already done by AI in a work setting, utilizing usage data.>The most AI-exposed occupations, by that metric, are computer programmers, customer service representatives, and data entry keyers. The New York Fed researchers examined whether occupations with high or low AI exposure saw a significant difference in hiring pre- and post-ChatGPT in late 2022.>If AI had a noticeable impact, the researchers wrote, hiring patterns would have moved similarly across fields with high and low AI exposure before ChatGPT’s release and diverged — and kept diverging — after. What they found was that while there had been “a relative decline in postings for occupations with higher AI exposure,” the trend had pre-dated ChatGPT.>“The divergence between high- and low-exposure occupations began before 2022 and does not show a clear additional break in trajectory after 2022,” the researchers wrote. “Besides, the gap in labor demand between high- and low-exposure jobs stabilizes after 2023, at odds with AI gradually displacing exposed occupations.”>The AI narrative is similarly messy when looking at official government data: Hiring rates began to head lower in early 2022, but picked up in March to reach their best level in two years. And while layoff rates have ticked up more recently, all while tech companies cite AI as a rationale for job cuts, they remain relatively low and have been hovering between 0.9% and 1.2% since 2021.
>>62240353we are gonna make it bro
>>62240380What happens now the NY Fed has confirmed companies are 'AI washing' by attributing layoffs to AI productivity gains
>>62240357jokes on you I don’t have a job
>>62240353He's gone to the big central bank in the sky
>>62240382guess again
BIIIIIIIIZTELL ME THE NEXT SANDISK AND SIMILAR TYPE STOCKS TO HOLD FOR A YEAR FOR 1000+% GAINS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
stfu
>>62240401DVN
>>62240401Micron has plenty of life left in it.
>>62240394idk if i can go on living without him
>>62240394they fly now?!
>new AC $7k>downspout drainage and soil grading$5k>toro time cutter GAS POWERED mower $4.5k>toro time master repair due to damage from wind flipping shed $500>mother's day donation to /CL jannies$20kI'm doing my part to stimulate the economy! How about (You) anon?
>>62239560What is WRONG with that thumb?
>>62240407actually looks solid, will keep an eye out when i exit my memory positions, might be too late then though
>>62240357What do you see when you look in the mirror?
soxs xirs you in xirs? are we winning finally
>>62240401the semi trade is peakedthat doesn't mean it won't still go up, but the 10x trade is overif you want a 10x, you have to spot a future trend before it takes offthe same money that was early on the semi trade is now moving into robotics. That's where the next 10x is in my opinion. you'll be waiting longer than a year though for a 10x. More like 3 yearsthe thing with robotics, if it takes off. It's not just a 10x trade. It'll become the biggest industry in the world by far, and it scales. Robots will be able to build other robots. So you'll need to invest secondarily in the robotics supply chain bottlenecks. The supply chain will be the main thing that slows it down.
>>62240427Once in a while kids have an accident where they lose a thumb or are born without one. If they are really young it isn't too hard to transplant their big toe to replace it. It is best if they are young because their feet splay out so they aren't imbalanced when they walk but it is sometimes done with adults.
bottom signal
>>62239243Went for a walk and bought a lottery ticket.
>>62240441>robots will be able to build other robotsnigga that's just an assembly line
>>62240436lean muscle, very long hair, and a big penis. if you're worried about my heart though then you should pray for me.
>>62240445>hey guys it’s mean mutahar
>US moving a massive amount of planes out of the ME, same movement as before Feb 28th>Iran already said they'll blow all the gulf infrastructure to hell if US attacks againis there anything worthwhile to invest in for the upcoming global collapse, or should I just end it all now?
>>62240461NYT also reported that the US is preparing to resume kinetic operations against Iran as early as Monday EDT, Israeli news is also reporting that strikes could resume soon and last at least three weeks, US also considering sending troops to Kharg Island and special forces to extract the enriched uranium
>>62240461you can stockpile these and you'll be the most rich man in this upcoming collapse, make sure you also get weapons to protect your riches
>>62240465Would be after market close on Friday because orange nigger is predictable
>>62240441chips are the brains of the robots>the semi trade is peaked>that doesn't mean it won't still go upbro doesnt know what "peaked" means
>>62240468If he resumes the bombing there is 0% chance he will be able to reach a peace deal with Iran after that, he will have to go all in
>>62240466Try living off of one of those buckets for a week, it's not very palatable, IMO. Better than starving I guess.
>>62240424I cut all of my subscriptions except for TradingView.
If the world ends I’ll just die. Who cares. But nothing ever happens anyways.
>>62240445Saar the holy Iron rod of shiva is raping the ai bubble
>>62240471that would be the point
I slurped SOXL after hours Friday.I just want futas to be green to sell in profit and feel good about myself. Tell me I'll be ok /smg/
>>62240481Would it? I think the aim would be to try and get rid of the people he sees as an obstacle to a deal under American terms and also lessen their leverage, that's not all in and will fail in my humble opinion
>>62240482I wish I could tell you myself bro, I'll bag holding SNDK and MU like a dumbass if semis go red again this week
>>62240470Do you think you're smart for pointing out something everybody knows? When I posted this, I knew some smart ass would chime in on robots using chips.
>>62240475>cut all of my subscriptions Which ones did you cut? >except for TradingViewI see they have pay walled their charts now. Grim
>>62240485any escalation at this point will fail, the only possible way to "win" is with an impossible ground invasionthe best option is for orange nigger to just take the L and admit defeat, but he's too high on jewish semen to do that, so global collapse for israel it is, I guess
Does the State Department or similar still hire those with foreign language skills? Being a glowie seems like a pretty good gig ngl.
>>62240496Government hiring is nepotistic. If you know somebody, you can get a job without any qualifications.
you guys ready to buy the coming 4-6% dip? should rally again afterwards so pick up some good names
>>62240497yeah I know, I work for local government. Only reason I got hired was because I knew someone. But I wonder about the feds.
>>62240497So it’s like regular hiring
>>62240497Feds do a deep dive into your background like interviewing friends and family so be prepared for that
>>62240499if i am going to dip buy i think MSFT would be one of the better options, AMZN google could be good also check out defense companies LMT, (RTX maybe) NOC and LDOS, adobe just seems like it will be disrupted not from ai but from free photo editing software like canva
might hit a bar later
>>62240488you dont even know what the word peaked means. >When I posted this, I knew some smart ass would chime in on robots using chips.next time make better posts. if there is a massive robot buildout there will be massive chip demand to go along with it. so your comment that "the semi trade has peaked" makes zero sense.
>>62240506If you know somebody, yes, if you don't know somebody then no.
the road your on leads to two outcomes babe. you triumphantly laughing as the world upends, or that moment you realize you wasted your life and it's too late to fix it. which do you think is more likely?
new thread >>62240518
>>62240513yeah I don't know what the word peak means.the chip trade isn't going to 10x again unless the economy does a 10x. Chips are already 16% of the entire global market cap. It's peaked unless there is massive global economic growth.
>>62240511>might hit a bar laterdo you need a wingman?
>>62240485yes, homie. the point isn't to win wars or have well defined, achievable strategic objectives that are suppose to benefit the nationstate. killing and destruction alongside the continued diversion of taxpayer prosperity to an international cabal is the point>>62240493for israel yes but israel is just a stand-ini've expressed this here since the onset and my conviction has wavered somewhat though not much. the now so-called epstein class is full send on whatever you want to call it, finishing of the project, externalisation of hierarchy, famine, whatever. the point of the war is to kill as many people as possible if they feel they can get away with and after the well timed release of a portion of the files (which they didn't have to do at all, they could've just thrown their hands up and gone "lmao no files sorry" but they did it anyways) alongside some augmented reality games, they have proven to themselves that the populace is fully incompetent and compliant. so war. trump may or may not know but either way he plays his role as the useful idiot. oil phase transition to all time highs & unlikely to ever go back to current price ranges, massive inflation, get fucked goyim>>62237645
>>62240527He's meeting me there
>"AI can cost more than human workers now," per AxiosYou know it's over.
>>62239325You may find this channel valuable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-4sqWnbD8kStumbled upon it back in December and it was interesting he tried to look at it through Elliot Wave AnalysisPredicted based on the info back in December that we'd see dipping from January to July and then a climb to a new ATH from July to NovemberSo far it seems like it's turning out similarly but his latest videos might have changed this prediction based on newer informationI've been diversified since Day 1 so PMs aren't what I look at for making gains just stacking (fortunately this has turned out well)
>>62240543it's okay, goyim (99% of investors) don't read axios, or any news for that matter. your NVIDIA shares are safe.
>>62240543>canA wristwatch can also cost more than a human worker
