If youre still holding crypto you need professional help

>>62241944
This you should be top blasting tech boomer stocks with all the other goyims

>>62241944
this (but they can't afford it)

>>62241946
Yes, i should definitely invest >0$ into the token with a painfully obvious guerilla marketing campaign with 10 threads a day, the same threads that utterly fail to drum up any actual concrete reasons to invest in it.
But go ahead, guys. It's your time and your money. I'm just not sure 1-2 new suckers a week is worth your time. No crypto whales exist anymore. You won't find them here.
In short, world would be better off without you. Invest in rope, helium, and a gun with a single bullet.

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>>62241937
Sorry.....but I'm not going to buy your cuckold token....ugh....sorry I know.....but I'm just not going to buy it (the cuckold token)

>>62242017
K

>>62241937
>I'm putting together a team

>>62241937
Adem called the $30 top perfectly. Hes unironically a genius

>>62242612
>peel team six

hehe

>>62242612
>>62244170
>$9
Adem WON
cuckolds LOST

k

we are the cuckold marines and we’re NEVER selling, okay!?

lol k

>>62241937
I joined a business forum during covid lockdowns and there was a thread where a guy asked what was the best way to become rich. the thread replied, "buy chainlink". I was like wtf is a chainlink. so I downloaded a wallet on my iphone and just started putting my excess office max paychecks into it. then the price went down and I was about to sell, but another anon said, "accumulate when everyone says crypto is dead." Then in 2026 everyone one that same board was saying crypto was dead. so I bought even more chainlink. then in 2028 I was able to buy this mansion and your mom after winning ms. california saw me driving my cybertruck and started chasing me. then we had you. okay bye.

>>62245679
yes