I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS BOUNCY BALL UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN TRAMPOLINE MARKET MANIPULATION, FUCKING FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Niggers
If you seriously think the market cares about what trump tweets you are cattle
>>62247448The market is trying to price in him actually going to war, so if he says they aren't planning imminent war prices have to go down until the next escalation.
>>62247448wow!
>>62247473it does because this tweet created the last hour bounce back and ah pump
>>62247448Its already bleeding back down, so much for the elon doge tweet!
UnironicallyI wish I had gone all in with his bouncy ball.
>>62247499It will be green tomorrow, people are in the euphoria stage.
>>62247473Moo motherfucker.
>>62247519that guy has TDSonly a moron would think trump cant manipulate the market
>>62247448say his name.
>tfw sunk some reputation in my libtard family by supporting Trump originallyShould have been full on libtard anti-Trump. They were right about everything
>>62247448Why? Its so easy. The guys who made pic related in march is probably retired by now.
>>62247492>I care about microstructure>No I don't make any money
>>62247448Trump is full of shit. Just use this bounce to add to your short, you are shorting already right?
>>62247585They were wrong about damn near everything and the part that was right (Israel having control of our war machine) was viewed as alt right nazi stuff back when they first opposed him.
When you guys are done having your little meltie about orange man bad the important thing to notice is that the taco tweets are no longer calming the markets down. We're starting to hit actual physical shortages and reserves are depleted. For the last two months the market was pricing in a fast resolution to the hormussy and now the overall market sentiment is shifting to the long term scenario.
>>62247448TL:DR version for anyone sick of walls of textPresident Trump announced a postponement of a planned military strike on Iran following diplomatic intervention from Gulf allies, while maintaining that a full-scale assault remains an option if negotiations fail. This statement is categorized as "bullshit" (in this context meaning theatrical) as it likely masks operational funding constraints and congressional pressure behind a public display of diplomatic leverage.
>>62247695Well his hands are tied. If he starts bombing cities the world will call him a butcher and destroy any diplomatic support he hasn't already lost. If he meets Iranian demands he will forever be considered a total failure. He's attempting to save face but no one's buying it anymore.
>>62247706There is a third option which I believe they might try. Trump could become "incapacitated" and allow JD Vance to take over to carry out the withdrawal or bombings, then trump resumes being president afterwards
