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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous:
>>62248918
>>
>He isn't slurping GRRR

Earnings are exactly one month today

It will make gorillionaires of us all.
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XOMGODS are we eating good rn?
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>>62249641
Sold all of my MU to invest in an espresso machine, no more Starbucks $15 lattes for me! Now my REAL LIFE can begin. Financial freedom awaits me
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>>62249653
Based poorfag
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> nows
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>people still doubting Klarna
I’m done trying to make you people money
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MU is trying to spell itself with today's chart
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>>62249661
jk I’ll always try to help you guys <3
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Trump definitely got a peak at nvda earnings on air force one and game played around it. So I'm guessing bleed until then.
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Green day for me

>MCD green
>NFLX green
>IBM green
>PFE green
>PLNT green, sold some of it today +16% realized since I've shilled it

I literally tell you niggers every single play I make and you still manage to fuck this shit up. You never listen. You faggots hate making money.

Bought today:
USAR
CEGX
NCLH

staying heavy in cash until niggervideo earnings/Samsung strike bullshit plays out
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david axios leaving it late again i see

he's toying with us
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The pattern to define the current market
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>Trump 2-3 days before we attack Iran
>Maybe next week.
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>NOW
What the fuck are you doing? Knew I should have sold. It’s all over!
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ACK! ACK! ACK! AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCK AKCK ACK ACK ACK
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Any intcels with $2x avg? When will you start slurping? Have you slurped any yet?
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*do nothing*
*win*
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People are sick of Trump
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WOOOHOOO LET'S BUY THE D-
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>>62249672
Problem?
>>
>All my semiconductor plays this past month are now in the red
The only silver lining is I stopped options/day trading after getting btfo back in 2022 so as long as I hold I'm always up even if I buy the local peak. [spoiler]Oh god please don't crash semiconductors please..[/spoiler]
>>
>>62249544
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>AMD is down 6%
>SOXL (a triple leveraged etf) is down 9%
Yikes. Thank God I didn’t buy the leveraged bull AMD ETF
>>
>>62249646
I want you to know if there is ever an /smg/ meetup you should not show up because people are going to beat the shit out of you.
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>>62249672
you aint ever failed me yet, and i was having my eyes on USAR as well so guess ill slurp some
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>>62249672
>tfw no fake injun gf to sign me up for a predatory loan
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>>62249708
Not only will I turn up I will use some of my GRRR fortune to hire the biggest blackest security on the planet. Try me smiggers.
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That was the bottom
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>>62249694
You're just noticing now?
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>>62249692

JEPQ is probably a superior device depending how much diversification you want from tech shit

>30 day yield 12.70
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>>62249653
You're just one 300 dollar coffee grinder away from making it.
>>62249672
I don't have the money laying around for stock but NFLX will eventually go to 108 at some point I can't time with calls.
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>>62249714
KEK
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AMFN bros dare I say we might be back
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I wonder if this has anything to do with Qatar saying that they aren't close to a deal at all and it will take more(took the Obama admin 20 months to get the JCPOA and Obama didn't kill the Ayatollah and his family) time
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>These rumblings in the market provide a glimpse into Nvidia's earnings - and it's looking nightmarish
It's over
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>>62249735
There's never been hope of a deal. It would be suicide for Iran to give up it's enriched uranium.
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Bad Nvidia earnings will fucking collapse them all
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>>62249740
And? Muslims love committing suicide especially when there’s a boom
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>>62249734
Up to 14 days perhaps, one could say
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>>62249694
>people
Maybe but who cares.
>algo traders
Yes you can see the pump's power fading out over time.
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My semis might be in the shitter, but my lil KMB is doing a lil pumpin
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>>62249742
That's not a deal.
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They're gonna have to lower the rates now it's already down 10%
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>>62249710

one of their insiders just bought $50M in shares and the short interest on USAR is decreasing. I'm super bullish on this shit its basically mandated to succeed just like Intel was buy the federal government infinite CHIPs act money printer.

might go down to $17-18 but I'll just buy more if it rugs to that level. plan on riding it until $29-30
>>
>>62249714
lol
>>
>>62249740
I know but Axios alone has reported four """exclusives""" on how a deal is imminent since the ceasefire started on the 8th of April, Trump called off "Project Freedom" because a deal was imminent, Trump called off bombing Iran today because a deal was imminent
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>>62249734
>all of the seething reaction emojis
It really must be terrible to be a TDS tranny
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serialously, what sort of news should i look out for that could causea turn aboot?
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>>62249749
>They're gonna have to lower the rates
lol, good one
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>>62249757
David Axios has insider information
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>>62249737
Nigvideo will smash earnings but will dump anyway as usual
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>>62249748
That’s why they call it deal or no deal
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>>62249758
>12 emojis
Seems a bit gay to get upset about that.
>>
i'm buying a bunch of PL calls 40 weeklies somebody stop me
>>
>>62249690
i'm overly full but ya now is a very good time to slurp
>>62249692
still not the vibes i wanna see from you, but an improvement.
>>
I believe Nvidia can fly!!! V shape turn around boys!!!
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>>62249780
Don't do it short dated options on space companies are braindead retarded in a bad way
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>>62249733
Holding at least until $10
>>
>MU

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>"China's final warning" is a Russian ironic idiom originating from the Soviet Union that refers to a warning that carries no real consequences.
>Citizens would often add numbers to the phrase for added humorous effect, such as "231st final Chinese warning" and "850th final Chinese warning".
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>>62249747
>semis shidding and farding
>diapers there to soak it up
It's like pottery
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We're gonna dump after NVDA earnings, aren't we? Just send everything into the abyss
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>>62249750
i dont really see the $50M anywhere though
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>>62249798
Yes do that I want to load up on gold miners and want them nice and cheap
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>>62249787
>>
I believe in the cult... (and I'm fortunate enough to still be up like 150% even after this week of dumping so I'm no selling, sorry)
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Mr. Trump's war thoughbeit
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>>62249788
it's too late i'm already down 60%
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>IBM
>>
They're bouncing off the resistance.
It's time for more bullish sentiment.
We've had enough of bad news.
>>
The dump is finally over, guys. No need to sell and go to to either MUD or SNDQ like a mongrel half-breed bull bear. BEND OVER!!
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>>62249824
>purebred BullGODS
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>>62249819
Oh well I'll be rooting for you
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>>62249641
COME ON YOU VWAP SELLING MUMUS!!!!!
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
>>
>tfw set my MRAM stop at 29 instead of 30
:)

We’re on our way back up
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>>62249831
i'm up .3% now don't lose hope
>>
V deployed.
>>
>He didn't buy Astera Labs
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>CBRS
>>
>+2% on USAR already
anon was right
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do i full port shorts now, its feels so over
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I am still making money off of sneedisk
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62249851
Its always over before the beginning anon.
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Is the dump over...?
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There are exactly 19.2 basis points sitting between you and the worst stock market crash in US history.
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>>62249867
all we can see is the tail of the comet. where it's gonna go next is a mystery
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>>62249869
Y 3% doe?
>>
China stocks in the green
communism simply works
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>>62249880

their quants are repricing the chance of deaths by mass famine because the US agreed to ship them billions of dollars of food in exchange for slave labor
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>>62249689
anyone who randomly drops "lmao" or "lmfao" in the middle of their posts is guaranteed brown as dirt
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>>62249890
TRVTH NVKE
>>
>>62249869
is that a lot?
>>
>>62249880
The taco is pretty communist himself. Only difference is the chinese treats corruption as a threat not letting billionaires and the only corrupt roam free with Insider trading.
>>
>>62249869
Japan is selling treasuries to fund intervention
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>>62249899
The japanese are intervening in Iran?
>>
If you're a bear. And if you seriously believe semis are going to crash

Tell me.

Where is that money going to go? It won't go into bonds or cash because inflation expectations are through the roof right now.

It has to go somewhere. Where's it going?
>>
>>62249874
When it broke 3 last year it triggered the carry trade dump
>>
Closed my puts for a 45% gain
+266% this month so far
God bless economic collapse
>>
FUCK SPY
SLOW ASS SHIT
DROP A TON OR GO UP A TON, FUCK YOU!
>>
>ServiceNow down 7% since peak today
Alright this might be the end
>>
When should I buy the dip and what should I pick up? Already have a lot of sndk and mu and am up bigly though not as much anymore. I have voo and qqqm. What should i snag now?
>>
>>62249905
not a bear but that's not how it works. when you sell a stock the money goes into your pocket.
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>>62249914
It's called snow at work not ServiceNow
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>>62249908
How would you feel if it didn't break 3 last year?
>>
I despise niggers screaming its over when stocks are still at ath while btc is shitting the bed. Kill yourselves
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>>62249915
dip was an hour ago
check your charts and youll see
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help me escape this shithole
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>>62249905
>Where is that money going to go?
Oil.
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>>62249923
Only incel losers care about BTC
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>>62249926
big caps YTD
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>>62249926
>>
>>62249930
happiest guy i know (internet friend) is basically all btc
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>>62249922
Oh my mistake last year was when the 30y broke 3
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>>62249923
>while btc
kek ultimate baggies
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>>62249933
>>
>>62249930
thats not the point, nigger
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Do you fellas buy/sell with Tradingview?
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Good entry on LEN here
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>>62249940
currency exchange rate
my country is speedrunning bankruptcy.
help
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>>62249923
keep us updated on your gay opinions dude
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>>62249915
I don't think its done brother
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>>62249949
The Indonesien passport is pretty good. You should get in on it now
>>
>>62249940
>>62249949
wtf is happening indobro?
>>
>>62249949
I thought you retards had oil
>>
>>62249951
update: im rawdogging your mom's corpse right now
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>>62249949
Bullish for high precision floating point calculators
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>>62249961
They had rubber and palm oil.
>>
>>62249957
our president is an extremely retarded, corrupt and evil version of trump.

>>62249961
no, we import oil
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>>62249949
is le BWC wanted in indonesia? im looking for some prime indonesian pussy
>>
The market is going to get excited about the new ballroom.
>>
>>62249969
>an extremely retarded, corrupt and evil version of trump.
could have just said indonesian trump lol
what's he doing though? is it just the energy crisis? I heard you just put export controls on a bunch of stuff
>>
$O chads keep winning
>>
bros why is google dumping
>>
>oil

How the fuck does oil have such little volatility with all that's going on. I sold at 111 and I'm 80% cash waiting for a meaningful dip but it neither pumps nor dumps, it's impossible to trade like this.
>>
>>62249972
Bro, nobody cares. Go seethe somewhere else, queerboy
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>>62249972
You better make room for my balls in your Scott Bussy. #rekt
>>
We are going to crab forever aren't we
>>
CCJ chuds? Buy?
>>
>>62249986
FUCKING GOT HIM GOOD BOSS!
>>
>>62249981
there is in fact, nothing happening, hence the lack, of volatilitiy
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>>62249945
some do but shiggy diggy
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>>62249949
>20% in 5 years
Whatever
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>>62249981

buy DRIP retard. oil is the fakest gayest most price fixed thing in a extremely fake and gay retarded clown market. if you think the US is going to let oil moon to infinity dollars per barrel in a midterm year you are a certified fucking retard. they are already lifting restrictions on Russian sanctions to ease prices and the sand people are increasing production.

have a rational thesis and stop buying the top you giga retard
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>>62249983
WTF? I wasn't seething, I was enthusing about our great new Greco-Roman Ballroom.
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>>62249999
Checked
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>>62249973
>could have just said indonesian trump lol
no, he's FAR worse than trump

>what's he doing though?
he introduced a free nutritious meal program for all students in indonesia "to combat stunting" and went over the budget, inflated everything like crazy. and it's all a ruse. the point of that program is to built thousands of kitchen where the owner of those kitchens are the political class people, getting free money from the government budget/subsidies. the food that student get are extremely minimalistic and not nutritious at all.

that plus plan to build 80,000 state owned minimarket, forcing existing minimarkets to close so government can be the monopoly. just google it. this dude is beyond evil, corrupt, narcissistic. just hopeless for us indonesians. it's over.

>export controls on a bunch of stuff
that's a leaked rumor about the speech that he's about to give to the parliament in about 10 hours from now. stock market especially export proxies DUMPED around 10% en masse after that rumor spread near the market closing today.
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>>62250003
sounds like bearadise
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>>62249835
gate's broke open
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>>62249998
>the sand people are increasing production.
who?
>have a rational thesis
you don't
and you trade bear ETFs like a subhuman
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>>62250003
>"to combat stunting"
To be fair you asian island niggas are all built like cockroaches
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>>62250003
oh and he installed military guys inside every single financial institution and state-owned corporations. his background is from military so all of his henchmen and topdogs in the government are all military guys. so, we're basically a military dictatorship country right now. the consolidation of power is on the way very fast. foreign investors are quitting the market en masse at speed never seen before.
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NVDA afternoon theme

https://youtu.be/8s9nhH7NRdc?si=cOVydEP3sqeRUsbs
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>>62249981
Markets are obviously being manipulated to stave off insanity for as long as possible so governments can prepare. Every day buys them a little bit more time to plan out policies for rationing, interest rates adjustments, funding alternate sources of things, stockpiling essentials etc.

Same happened with covid, could've locked down in January but they knew they weren't ready and spent almost three months telling everyone it was fine until it was fine to panic.
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>>62250008

nigger you are literally trying to push oil to new highs with your 4 figure portfolio and think bear ETFs are degen?

put the fries in the bag and shut the fuck up dude
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I am only down 11% on AMFN
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>>62249993
But anon, war is off, war is on, war is off, war is on

>>62249998
>if you think the US is going to let oil moon to infinity dollars per barrel in a midterm year you are a certified fucking retard
Learn2read

>stop buying the top you giga retard
Learn2read
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>>62250006
the budget for that free meals and minimarkets (USD 73 billion) are many times the size of US & Israel military budget vs Iran. it's not bearable at all.
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>>62249848
Buy at 50
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>my deposited funds are STILL on hold so I can't buy more MUU
reeeee
>>
>>62250003
>>62250013
sounds like textbook fascist shit
stay strong indo bro didn't even know indonesia had a military dictatorship
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>>62250008
>sand people
he meant sand niggers
glad i could clear that up
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>>62250033
>he doesn’t have a margin account
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>>62250025
AMFN sounds like AMZN which is kinda bearish but I hope you recoup those loses
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>>62250023
you will be humbled
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MU doing a casual 6% intraday swing.
Nothing can stop this crazy train.
Unbelievable how people are still bearish.
Here’s the deal buckos, what happens when yields go down? Yeah that’s right. And how can yields go down if they don’t go up first? The fed will panic buy bonds to push yield down soon enough, just wait and see.
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>>62250025
I am only up 90% on AMFN
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>>62250039
FUUUUUUCK okay I keep forgetting to set that up I will set it up once I get home
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>>62250043

>oil goes down
I make money
>oil goes up
I buy more drip and then make money when it comes down

good luck chasing to top of the bubble faggot
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>>62250041
I’m holding it til it’s a 1000x or a 0x but thanks
>>
Bought more USO. These morons in charge are gonna let supplies dwindle and then when the crisis hits freak out and wonder what happened.
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>>62250046
I don't know where I am on AMFN because I can't be bothered to log in to my Schwab account.
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>>62250044
My boy Kevin Warsh is going to raise the rates first so he can get a better yield on those bonds he's going to purchase after boss.
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>>62250025
Up 120%. Gotta get in sooner senpai
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>>62250053

>up 88.82% in 3 months
>yep now is the time to go all in with leverage

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
>>
I'll be okay
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When is the V?
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>>62250064
We probably got one more dip down before it happens
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>>62250049
i'm not buying
the guy you thought was me isn't buying
however, your thesis is fucking shit
you're making retarded assumptions because you're a seething robinhood loser
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>>62250037
Thanks grok
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>>62250060
only 90% in 3 months? intel went up 500%, keep buying
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>>62250064
this is the V
its about to become a И
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How we lookin'?
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>>62250075
Much better. Getting some recovery in my holdings.
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Found this green guy in my flower box, which is three feet off the ground. Bullish?
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I turned a -1200 day into a +400 dollar day. Just goes to show you that most gamblers stop just before they become profitable.
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>>62250075
Like Oil is finna break tf out yo.
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>>62250007
if only they knew their fate...
>>
If you're bearish, you're retarded.
>>
MM watcha say
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>>62250067
What? Go back up to the start of today's open?!
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>>62250084
True.
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>>62250084
bend over mumu I'm just lubing up for some more
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My only hope now is that the GAUZ fraud will also benefit the few of us goyim that got onboard.
>>
>>
wha wha wha what did she say
>>
>>62250088
I have full faith in our government to support my SPX calls and defend my short puts
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>>62250033
dont you have e-transfers linked to your account?
shits in your account within a minute of initiating the transaction
>>
It has to go up eventually
>>
>>62250094
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>>62250094
>TOP
fuck me i am always buying the TOP
>>
>72 hour internet outage left me holding VCX bags tying up my liquidity so i can't buy the metals dip
Shit sucks bros, cheap DNN, CCJ and LAC is just sitting there mocking me .
>>
How could I live with myself
Knowing that I let our love go?
And ooh, what I'd do for one chance
I just gotta let you know
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CBRSGODS...
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>>62250095
That you only meant well
>>62250110
>CBRSGODS
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>>62250103
looks like it was this post hehe >>62249421
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>higher lows
Yeah we are ending green
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>>62249652

NRGU Barons our OIL is doing a lil sumthin sumthin
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>>62250110
ok i boughted
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>>62250111
Mmm that's it all for the best
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>>62250094
>>62250112
where is jew?
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The left side of the V is forming
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>>62250118
>LowTierGODS
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>>62250113
i am selling this time
for real
let me out lord
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Whatever happened to CHWY anon?
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>>62250113
No I don't think you will

KEK STOCKS BAGGOTS

I'm an oil man, my father was an oil man. My sons will be oil men.
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what oil stocks are yall buying?
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>>62250125
Forgot to include chart.
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wheat and wheat related products
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>>62250126
for me it's natural gas
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KEK BONDS BAGGOTS
KEK STOCKS BAGGOTS
KEK METALS BAGGOTS
KEK REAL ESTATE BAGGOTS
KEK COCOA BAGGOTS

OIL CHADS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
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>>62250122
Cause when the roof caved in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
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>>62250132
>pinkeyeGODS
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>>62250119
that's not a ticker anon
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>>62250119
Odds are either in New York or Florida
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>>62250133
don't forget about the OJ baggots
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we're barely dumping you leveraged niggers
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>>62250145
This is trudeau
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>>62250135
that's one of my jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBI3lc18k8Q

also had this one in my head this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8
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> vix inexplicably dropping
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MUFUCKINGGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN?
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>5 second scam pump
>5 second scam pump
>5 second scam pump
>5 second scam pump

I hate the government so much its unreal
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I literally bought the multigenerational CBRS top
i can't believe you guys did this to me
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aaaaaaaa its over its so fucking over
we will all be poor
zero balance
we lost
we lost it all
its all over
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>>62250101
does this account for the fact some tickers are mentioned negatively?
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>>62250159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPqH9FHfdiw
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HERE WE GO
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DRAM green
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here comes the V you damn bobos
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V shape thread theme!!!

https://youtu.be/7mdT7vf8a80?si=zrKy0d4u0cT9TLZs
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>>62250168
It was $55 just last week...
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>>62250160
no, it just counts the mentions
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>another ruined orgasm

kek bearcels
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>>62249641
Ahahahahaha.
Not even trying to hide it, dumping it out in giant instant volume candles.

UNLIMITED
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> nows
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>grinds -0.10% below big support, hard crabs for two hours, starts liq'ing bobos again
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MUbros...are we back?
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giga green candle when?
+100000% when?
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>>62250177
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Do you bobos understand yet?
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>>62250177
this is my favorite genre of movie
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>>62250182
Take your pick:
NVDA earnings, Warsh nomination, holiday weekend coming
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>INTU
Might be a good purchase before earnings tomorrow
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Sorry, guys. I bought 14 more shares. It's ogre.
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>>62250189
jewvidia would cause crash rather than a bullpump

incel green
>incel green
incel green
incel green
>incel green
incel green
>incel green
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>>62250178
My market now
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LEVERAGE EVERYTHING!!!
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>>62250197
vix 18
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>>62250172
so it's wholly unrepresentative of actual /smg/ sentiment
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its amazing how no matter what i do, i lost money
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>>62250178
Didn't you get the memo?
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what happened to soxl i thought it was at like 200
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PANIC BUY RIGHT FUCKIJG NOW
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>nows
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Anyone buy SOXL this morning? It's already up 12%.
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>>62250209
I'M HECKIN' EMPTYING MY WHOLE CHEMCONG ACCOUNT
I DIDN'T BUY ANY ON THE DIP
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Are the mammaries finally producing milk again?
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why cant we stay green forever?
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Im riding AMFN to $100
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what happened everything went back up!
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Bobo btfo again
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Why is market?
Down $2...then slowly crab up $2.01, not enough to make or lose money, no entry point because no huge big up or down?
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>>62250214
**checking
What WAS that autocorrect?
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>>62250211
Is this genetics or does he just take really good care of himself?
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>>62250204
it's a portfolio derived from ticker mentions in /smg/ threads
>actual /smg/ sentiment
you can get that from reading the threads.
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>Back in the green again
Now please keep pumping back to last week's numbers..
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>>62250225
I thought you were chinese
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>>62250221
SAAAR WHAT IS DIS?
NOT EXISTING ON RH, FAGGOT BASTAAAARD GUY!
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>>62250233
It’s an exclusive stock for fidelity and Schwab customers
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>>62250213
Up 800%. Too bad I only hold 1 share
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>we’re in the money
>dances
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>>62250207
you realize there has to be money available to sell too? it's the same type of transaction either way.
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>>62250238
That's crazy.
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I closed all my shorts this morning and bought calls at the bottom
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Alright I’m gonna have to go take a nap. I’ve noticed that sometimes calms down the market a bit.

You’re welcome
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https://x.com/Vmaxpax/status/2046484455272185967 siriusXM. I boughted.
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(You) are the resistance
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>>62250213
yes, but i bought monday and friday too
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>>62250252
>I'm Hitler's top guy?
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the fucking BOJ
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>>62250243
You're mentally retarded.
When people have liquidity stress, they sell lower.
Please never post here again except to celebrate your RKLB or SNAP gains.
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why doesnt BOJ just hike interest rates?
it is pretty simple, no?
what makes them not do it
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>>62250244
not really. I've done the same thing before. When you put like 25 dollars into some shit, it's easy to either hold it to 0 or hold it to 100 bucks because the risk isn't there, but the reward isn't great either.
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>>62250260
suffering today? good.
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>>62250262
They answer to Jerome
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Microsoft saars why is the stock dropping????
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>>62250252
erm no thanks this isn't what i voted for
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>>62250228
so it's an entirely meaningless portfolio because more controversial tickers are likely to spark discussion which reflects divided sentiment rather than a strongly positive one
not to mention the simple fact there are bobos here
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>>62250265
Japan is an independent democratic country
BOJ is an independent entity
they can set their interest rates
yen will be at 180 to usd eoy at this rate
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>>62250272
lol
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>>62250262
The cost of paying interest
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>>62250101
is "Top" a stock or is that just people saying
>I bought the TOP aieeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>62250271
>>62250204
Why are you acting like such a butthurt retard
Its a paper account based on smg stock mentions
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>>62250079
>all in on SNDK, LITE, and MU.
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>>62250280
>The cost of paying interest
hiking rates 1-2% won't randomly put them into negative growth
it isn't as terrible as people make it out to be
the pros outweigh the cons
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>>62250281
>he doesn't know about TOP
seriously tho it's spammed almost as much as SOXL how have you not invested in TOP yet?
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>>62250272
>>
>>62250288
>>62250288
>>62250288
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>>62250282
it's defamatory and unrepresentative
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NVDA calls or puts for earnings WDWT
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>>62250287
I prefer UP
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>>62250271
who gives a shit? make your own or ignore it
dont @ me with this same shit later
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Kneel bobo
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>>62250219
I just want to start this over
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>>62250297
>who gives a shit that my shit's all retarded?
you're the one sharing it
don't get butthurt when people point out how retarded you are
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>>62250249
Fuck you
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>>62250227
He's not actually 36, it's a psyop
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buy USAR before you get left behind
screencap this
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>bought PWR after earnings @700
>runs from there to nearly 800
>don't sell because AI power grid narrative
>PWR drops below 700 today
>fuck this im not losing
>sell at a FUCKING LOSS
>it IMMEDIATELY reverses

What the fuck is this? Am I the main character? Are we FUCKING ROTATING out of AI or not?
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>>62250326
>he cares about random intraday volatility
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>>62250295
You'll get fucked either way.
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so why the fuck is market going up with no taco tweets? should I start buying 0dte puts
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>>62250339
small paper hand liquidation with a minor three red day streak
only holders get to enjoy the gains boss
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Panic sold all my MU at 675 because ok f all the doom posting itt today. Thanks a lot niggers
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I just made 3% of my portfolio NCIQ, or whatever the crypto ETF

I avoided crypto for a long tme because I lost 90 Bitcoins around 2014 and it was painful to think about. But not that Bitcoin is back to a price that's low for the price it's been at in the last 5 years, I took a small position in it.
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>>62250151
The cult will be redeemed
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>>62250339
The supposed TACO
>>62249683
>>
I literally told you to buy Nvidia right at the bottom and you didn't listen. Instead, you sold
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>>62250346
lower high maybe
same thing happened to me with PWR
this shit better keep going down after mindfucking me into selling
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>>62250346
I bought at 675 thanks lol
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>>62250364
>>62250346
Trust the fucking plan and hold I don't know why you sold. The bull thesis keeps getting better and better. Prices keep rising
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a MU just flew past my head
at 720 already kek
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>>62250368
I've been telling people every thread not to sell, and to buy.

There's no other assets to put money into. Everything is either overpriced or incredibly weak.

Lets say 15 trillion in semis gets dumped

What the absolute fuck does that money go into? Bonds with skyrocketing inflation expectations? lol
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>>62250377
Thank you for your cervix
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>>62250377
I buy mcdonalds
big macs are always a safe bet
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>>62250379
Yeah and semis have the best earnings. They are literally printing money hand over fist with no sign of slow down in sight

and people are dumping lmfao
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>buying big colon cancer

im sure there are tons of local burger shops around you anon, or five guys/in n out at the very least
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>>62250312
>>62250294
Its representative of the most oft mentioned stocks in smg
Stop being retarded
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>>62250397
Chik-fil-a should offer Class B stock. I'd hold
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I burst out laughing cause grok told me to sell 23 puts at 2.70 on a 0.2 penny stock facing delisting. It said if it goes to pink sheets Id get away with the premium which is not true lmfao
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>>62250401
which is completely meaningless because it doesn't account for why they are mentioned whatsoever
>Stop being retarded
yeah i'm the retard because i don't conflate bulls and bears
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>>62250439
Butthurt and retarded
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>>62250433
Grok's the worst of the big 4, easily
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>>62250458
what do i have to be butthurt about?
i'm not the one coping about my retarded script
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>>62250468
Stop being a lazy butthurt faggot and make your own if you dont like it.
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>>62250482
i have no inclination to do that
i'm just pointing out that yours is shit
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>>62250503
Do you feel better now?
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SHOULD'VE BOUGHT DRAM @48
NOW I'LL FOMO @50 AGAIN
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>>62250508
why did you spend a week harassing me on /bant/? demon psychopath
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>>62250556
You should go back and take your schizophrenia with you
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>>62250509
if you fret over 4% like that you're ngmi
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lol
I experimentally put 5% of my portfolio in SOXL and decded that l'll never touch, and see if it grows or blows up

It's blow up so huge that is makes my whole portfolio swing wildly. It messes with my head. I think I need to just take SOXL out of this account, and give it its own account so that I can actually see at a glance how my portfolio is doing instead of seeing my daily gains swing from -6% to to +2% in a few hours all on the same day. What do you think?



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