financial crisis edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62250288
> nows
>single stock down 0.0001%>financial crisisclowns
>A measly $200k in JEPQ>Covers my rent/gas/transportation/utilities/internet>Can work 2 days a week at a minimum wage retail job and live like a king and hit on my 19 year old coworkers>Never have to look at my Fidelity page or worry about selling during a downturn>Can invest any extra money into Growth if I want toWhy do people hate dividends again?
I’m currently in Asia and sheesh, I finally get why fucking asians fall for scam so easily.>have 99% greater NW than most locals, but get meh service cause I arrive in a taxi/motorbike.>this trip opted to rent a premium SUV, service is 100x better, way more attentive waitress and workers Come the fuck on, I guess this is why it so easy to scam even rich locals here.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62251158Good thing I got some puts on NVDA
>>62251211Virtually 0% change, down maybe a few pennies.
>>62251211Today: -0.99%This Week: -1.23%This Month: +5.21%This Year: +21.30%12 Months: +32.15%
>>62251211I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter>up 1.00% exactly for the day
>>62251211+ a measly 3.3k united statesian dollars shorting that pig MU off openAnd if they juice that shit for open tomorrow too I'll do it again.
>>62251211+0.41%. Could have been a lot better if I'd closed out the 7060/7050 SPX put spreads I sold.
I like GRRR & GRRR accessories :)
>>62251211Rugged.
>>62251211+45%. Happy with this.
>>62251205How'd you get the 200k?
>>>62251205underperforms the most basic index funds
>>62251211>-2.35%
I’m now up 0.11% on AMFN
>>62251209They should respect you solely on the fact that you are Frierenanon
>>62251211Down 1.8%, largely due to Oracle dropping.
>>62251211+0.02%xli a shit, glad I have defense in consumer staples like KO and MO
>>62251227the first 100-200k is the most difficult part because there is no short cut. wage slaving is the only way.
>>62251211Horrid. A freak equipment issue left me bagholding last week so i couldn't buy any dips.
>that SOXL chartgrim
>>62251227Lived at home and saved every check
>>62251211Checked+2.56%. Mildly goncerned about Nigvideo earnings tomorrow
>>62251214Oh I forgot to check AMFN because it's in another account, up 32% on that lol
>>62251211-1.1%
short>silverlong>wheat
>>62251205I went dividends when the war was crushing the market and I do not regret
>>62251158All in shorts tomorrow, and shorting the Asian markets tonight
>>62251250So many people who cashed out at this recent top seem to have gone straight into dividend stocks; too many of them are up too quickly for it to be a coincidence.
>>62251228It beat SPY with less drawdown, beta, and volatility. The little bit of performance gain from a growth fund isn't worth the huge drawdown and the lost gains during a big downturn like during 2022 where JEPQ beat QQQ in performance.
also sorry lads I shorted MU as a portfolio hedge and it’s up 15%
>>62251256
>>62251205ELN premiums are not real dividends
>>62251211>+.3%V time
>>62251256Would you mind doing it again + shorting NVDA too?
>ALAB +13%Yes, I sold.
Holy kek DRAM actually had a net inflow yesterdayhttps://www.etf.com/etfanalytics/etf-fund-flows-tool-result?entities=DRAM&entityType=ETF&startDate=2026-05-14&endDate=2026-05-18&frequency=DAILY
>>62251256Thank you for your cervix
>>62251265what dat mean
>>62251265BVLLISH
URA is going to go up at some point, right? Nuclear is the future, that’s what my podcasts told me. Fuck me I should have just bought KO.
>>62251272>KOGODS
>>62251211-0.52%
>>62251272>>62251274KO holder reporting in, gonna sip some more up next chance, it's unironically one of the greatest stocks on the market.
>>62251221I meant 7360/7350. I got greedy.
>>62251211crabby crab day, nvdas finna blow out some bobo bussy tho
>NVDA
I'm down 18,000 USD as of today since may 14th last week
>>62251285>NVDAGODS
>>62251200>RRGB +23% todaybullish
>>62251290I am down 10k
>>62251290>you're not in single stocks are ya son?
>>62251205covered call etfs are shit, the value of the etf barely grows or even drops. jepq is only +22% since 2022
>>62251295>being in multiple stocks
>>62251265>>62251270DRAM is a south korean gamble almost exclusively. The Samsung strike is scheduled for May 21 and if it happens DRAM is gonna drop 30% lol.
>>62251303but what if the union pulls a TACO
>>62251300>30-day SEC of 12.7%>shitYou're joking, right?
>>62251305that's the gamble. their president mentioned emergency arbitration intervention today as a possible route.
>>62251209
>>62251301>anything besides mutual funds is gambling son>sell your stocks>pay off the credit card>man up for a single mom
>>62251237or having 50k and 4xing it.
stocks visual today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779223126490696.webm
>>62251211>-0.3%bought another £5k nvidia before earnings though
Where do I get one of these stock market jobs where I stare at screens looking worried
>april 2025There is no way to make it anymore
>>62251211>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!
>>62251317>but if youre a woman with 200k+ debt dont worry, youre a princess and shame on the guy for not giving you a ring.>leave him infact
>>62251328>he thinks they are pretendingmost of these faggots are 50x leveraged long on some Indian guys startup company because he had robots in the presentation or whatever. they are going to blow their fucking brains out if we actually have a bear market (we aren't allowed anymore because government will just spend more)
I am proud to say I have managed to stop looking at my portfolio on weekdays and only check every Friday.>>62251211I don't know.
>>62251342Good
>>62251342This guy's actually gonna make it.
>>62251295No I just have a lot of money in VOO
>>62251342golden retrievers are the best dogs
>>62251342let me guessindexfundGOD?
BXDC reminder.
Cmon I need MU to be below its 20 day moving average already!!!!
How will rising rates affect LETFs like SOXL and TQQQ?
why would I invest into an obvious bubble?any relevant proper answers/arguments against this?
>>62251360Yes, 90% index 10% bitcoinMostly so I don't feel like shit whenever I see cryptofags get rich
>>62251369Hey buddy it's called a dip and you had better fucking buy it
>>62251342>HFT bot goyim dealing in the real world>every second is an eternity>anonGOD comes to check on their progress once a millenium
>>62251370I will be amazed if BTC ever goes above 95 again, even over 90 is nigh impossible in my opinion
>MU support establishing itself at $700 again:OOOOOOOOO OMG GUYS WE CAN JUST HOLD
>>62251368I think it's funny how inflation is supposedly causing the dip when we had cpi and ppi figures last week and the market pumped. There's nothing occuring right now that preceded a crash like in the past. We've had as bad or worse oil, gas and inflation in a bull market.
>>62251369there's hundreds of billions of institutional and governmental funding pouring into the sektur, the trend is your friend>dontthinkjustbuy.jpg
Anybody want to pile into KO, MO, and SJM with me?
wow i took a nap and it's like the dip never existed
>>62251386
>>62251369Convincing yourself that good companies are merely in bubbles and that boring low growth companies is the only "real" investments to get into are how you end up getting married to adult diaper company shares.
>>62251387>up a little over 50% since the start of October 2023 on one of my lotsnope
>>62251158TFW RuneScape bonds are outperforming US bondsThese really are the end times. I’m going all in on Robux
>>62251379Thank you anon
>>62251158a good old fashioned slimeball cashgrab day, we used to have these back in the day before the ascendency of the printgods, kind of makes me a little nostalgic, not even mad
>>62251259proof?
>>62251211This.I did make +$100, but I spent like +$150.Tomorrow will be better. Wish I sold at 1:05.
I decided to sell my INTC to buy more NVDA.
Everything I Missed The Boat On Is a Bubble: The Bitter Chud's Guide to Investing
21,600 total saved per year is good, right?
>>62251381>>62251442kevin warsh + him raising interest rates defying Trump + prolonged strait closed = next catalyst for a potential crash
>>62251392>adult diaper company sharesticker?
>>62251442Chud's are in on the bubble doe
>>62251456Kill Me Baby (ticker: KMB)
is intc pulling a bear trap? i already bought the peak and sold since i thought it was going to dip below 100 wtf is it doing why is it going back up wtf wtf wtf
>>62251484>beartrapGODS
>>62251484it's never been for the faint of heart
>>62251378You know about the october thing?
>>62251332ZeroHedge warned about another deepseek situation.
If AI is just a slop machine that regurgitates whatever was taught to it how is it solving edros problems that no human has ever solved in decades in a matter of days?I don't think people realize how much inequality and suffering AI and finance bros are about to causeEvery SOXL holder is responsible for this
>>62251316test
>>62251507ai + robotics is the absolute future of manufacturing. combined with 3d printing, it'll be completely insane.
Ever since I started making money I’ve taught myself to fuck properly.
>>62251517what's his name?
>>62251514Your post reads like satire. Concerning.
I realized something, now that Ukraine has taken out 20% of Russia's oil infrastructure, I think Russia is gonna retaliate.I hope mainland europe isn't hit. That would dump stocks across the world because article 5 is gonna fail as americans tell europe that he won't help.
>>62251449so inflation and high gas prices. we've had a worse scenario play out in a bull market. these are not major financial crisis signals.
boomers are having to reenter the work force because no one's buying their houses. kevin do something about this!!!
Smiggilly wiggilly wooWTI is going to $122.
>phoning it in on counterstrike while posting on /biz/ and listening to vtubers >somehow still top 3>>62251501you mean that thing that panned out to be nothing.>>62251303>>62251265chucksneedloading up on SNDK and MU calls if that happens, since they have no reason to dorp but will go down 20% at least if it does happen.>>62251328I interviewed for some remote job over a year ago but since I was working in a data center I didn't realize I should have lied and said I was the stockest stock trader ever after the interview. Then they tried to sell me a subscription to their 'alpha'.>>62251325LEVERAGED TO THE TITS
>>62251519See these are the moments where I wish I could do something. Because let’s faceit if you said that to me in IRL I would bust you up real good.
>>62251531Silver will never go over $120. WTI will never go over $120
>zerohedge warned
>>62251527unironically half the places I go to are staffed by olds
>>62251532Deeply embarrassing post and a top signal.
Kevin said he would lower the rates, will he lower the rates?
> futures
>>62251545mice and cats are sworn enemies get outta here
>>62251534there's an exceedingly high degree of probability a silver squeeze will occur this year
>>62251540The only thing embarrassing about that is that he watches vtubers...but that's a giant problem
What's the latest date where I could have bought to NOT be considered a baggie?
>>62251554Two Fridays ago
You guys bought oil before the overnight rise and early morning dump, right?
>>62251557whoa what happened to oil
>>62251555Checked and oh ok, my last purchase was April 10
>>62251560>boughtovertheweekendGOD
>>62251557south american oil producers are making me look like a fool!
>>62251561April 10 was a Friday
>>62251564Ohhh yeah April not May sorry
agq is about to go to the moon lol
>>62251557Uh, I filled up my truck yesterday at the gas station
>>62251567good it needs to stop and pick me up at 340
>Futures
Congress tacoing for trump
>>62251573Interestingly, bitcoin took a fat dump right at opening.
>>62251572ah nvm oil recovered it was a fake dump
>>62251575This won't stop Zion Don from doing what Big Ben tells him to do and the GOYPers will just let him do it
silver baggies are spiraling. it's GME all over again.
>>62251575>Trump vetoes itWow that was hard. Sorry Kubussy letter, but don't get the hopes up for the turdies, shouldn't have fucked with the jewish people.
>>62251575honestly this is the ultimate false win for trump. he should be and probably is pushing this.>we won bigly, but I couldn't win completely because the house.>muh navy>blah blah blahthe be so gun shy he doesn't do shit for the rest of his term and we just ride the AI infinite cash glitch to thai ladyboy heaven.
>>62251595This is a good point; people can't say he TACO'd again if the taco was forced upon him this time
>>62251601you will never be a real lolicon
>>62251595>the be so gun shy he doesn't do shit for the rest of his term and we just ride the AI infinite cash glitch to thai ladyboy heaven.I think we're already fucked. If this board wasn't so gay and anti-AI I wouldn't have been fudded out a year ago and would already be sucking boy penis in thailand.
>>62251593doubt. silver price action moves so fucking fast if you're down you'll have dozens of opportunities to profit or at worst break even
This man is going to grant me (and my descendents) the golden ticket out of the wage cage
I'm going to truth nuke here and say that us bullbros are getting too uppity after only one green day after four previous red days
>>62251604Hebephilia is superior anyway.
>>62251593I was told it broke out of le resistance!There's hardly any group of baggies more pathetic than silver schizos
>>62251613What is the ticker
>>62251618
>>62251617I tried to warn the silvaar benchods.
>>62251614Oh, I didn't finish a single day with gains.
>>62251617silver is the easiest asset in existence to buy low and sell high on. like rn buying in low 70's it will go up 5-10% in near future it has done exactly this every single time.
>>62251211>+0,88%American market almost ruined everything! Feel like tomorrow is gonna be worse ;^(
>>62251602Can wall street count on him being a coward like Putin?They get hit and do nothing.Democrats always chicken out, but republicans used to be those violent ones that would start a war and send hundreds of thousands in for an invasion.George bush was pretty violent. But then again those presidents didnt care about stocks.
>>62251623Gold is heading to 3.5k and silver is also heading lower.
I'm boying low on Kevin Worsh. Feels like getting in on the ground floor.
Anyone getting the OKLO dip?
niggers n jews
>>62251635silver has recovered from the 60s multiple times over already. real world demand will keep the price from getting much lower
>>62251640No because I HATE the name
>>62251635Not unrealistic. Sold all my gold pretty high but it's getting more and more uncomfortable sitting on 30% fiat and I don't really have anything else I want to buy medium term. I like Jeffrey Curries view. Structural demand for gold is strong but yield and dollar headwind is strong, especially if the bombing is officially restarted.
Niggers and jews
>>62251657What's wrong anon?
And we're seeing gold being sold to provide liquidity and defend FX like Turkey for example.>>62251656
>>62251635If you’re looking for a HQLA and you’re a bank or insurance company or central bank. And not a particular fan of the Basel framework (or hostage) and looking to reduce exposure to western sanction risk and debasement risk. And you require unencumbered assets aka. No counter party risk. And bonds are dumping. Where else do you go in the future?Gold may go a bit lower. But as the bond crisis escalates. There are not many options outside of corporate or sovereign bonds bar gold that come anywhere near to fulfilling the role of a HQLA that’s going to hold value going forward. Do I need to post the historical chart?
>>62251645The real world doesn’t matter as much as market makers can manipulate the paper price
>>62251665Also this. High yields for longer may eventuelly give tailwind to gold
>>62251666The six year running supply deficit is why the price per oz went from $10-20 and is now holding steady in $70 range and would be $80 if not for oil. The paper price manipulators got btfo and it's only going to get much worse for them as demand is going up over time
>>62251641>>62251657b-b-b-BASED
>>62251665Yes gold is going to 6k but right now it's being sold for oil.
we bulling tomorrow bros
>>62251666To a degree. The open interest is so low now. There’s not that much room left for downside. We all know the bond crisis is going to trigger what they want. Massive printing and bailout of their bets. Massive wealth transfer. Metals and commodities in general. Are only going one place on the medium to long term. That’s up. Copper silver and many other critical minerals. Which the AI and second electrification wave will require. Are in deep deficit for what’s going to be required. The next 20 years estimates for copper. Will require more copper to be produced in 20 years. That has been mined over the last 10,000 years. It has to happen.
The only thing doing well in my portfolio is AMFN. How can it be possible that a penny shitco is outperforming actual useful shit like oil drillers, uranium miners, fertilizer chemcos. Inflation is set to roar, and yet market is selling off gold and silver, to buy what? Dollars? Oh boy, I should just buy dollars and be rich.
>>62251211Was getting raped at first then rklb and amfn brought it back for a +5% day
>>62251679Yes. Great opportunity. In the equities
>>62251683So what's your view on Rio Tinto and such?
RTX?
>>62251685where's that asshole that was shit talking amfn the other day? show yourself you coward you can't just spread fud without consequence
>>62251690>RTXGODS
>>62251691Its perfectly valid to shit talk penny stocks from a company that isnt likely to produce much of actual value, but im holding until this shit hits zero or $100
>>62251695I'm not hating the 174 entry with similar stocks showing first higher lows, any opinions?
>>62251683Copper silver and oil have been performing the same way, always 30% lower than the physical price and never converging upwards to the physical price.You go buy a slab of copper or a barrel of oil and you always pay more, but if you buy through futures you win every time.
A lot of chatter from @dolfiniran about an imminent attack.
>>62251682>Entire market dumps to 0Oh... My...
How is 5% yield a crisis? It means that people can be even more irresponsible and do USDJPY carry trades and use money markets / repo lending to leverage up even higher. With a spread like that, all the money is going to go into high quality equities (largecaps are largely tech)
>>62251696>a penny stock that just so happens to be the only viable player in fusionthe only reason the price isn't 100x what it is it can't be traded through many brokerages
>>62251702trump has publicly stated he will not attack Iran until next week. he's 100% waiting for irans amended reply
>>62251689Depends what you want. I should have just taken a commodity ETF since January. Normally I avoid these index ETFs. But I see the commodity sphere as being good place for them. I’ve got a bit burned swing trading (not much). When I should have just taken 30% to 40% on some of the ETFs. Far less risk than tech IMO. But fuck it. I like stock picking. I’d recommend a good commodity ETF right now over big caps.
>>62251699I don't hold RTX sorry
>i held ServiceNow for too longIt’s all over
>Replaced the whole galvanized metal frame around my raised garden bed>Got the cedar wood, stone corner blocks and chicken wire>Even prepped the corn, bean and watermelon plants I spent a month growing indoors until last frost was over>Other flowers like fuchsias, yarrow and alyssum flowers to attract pollinators, aphid pest control and even hummingbirds to my yard>Ooopps forgot to buy a new shovel>Went to Home Depot for 10 minutes>Realized my dumbass forgot to set up the wire for defense>Came back to find FUCKING EVERYTHING WAS EATEN AND DAMAGED BY THESE FERAL NIGGERS>https://youtu.be/HWSMqabZaAM?si=bMbiF-o67kNuv16h>A few hundred bucks and months of preparation wastedThis might be a super bearish signal for me to sell everything, fuck that bullshit dude
>>62251720>ServiceNowGODS
>>62251701There’s a war over the pricing of commodities going on. The momentum is the price power moving east. As is natural eventually. When the thing is used. Unfortunately the western mechanism for hedging like the stock market. Is not increasingly corrupted for insiders quite frankly. Like the reserve currency. The ability to price commodities globally. And incredible power and advantage is being squandered. For reasons I don’t think need explaining. We all see it now.
>>62251708Maybe that will change, maybe not. Anons were shilling it as a lottery ticket originally meaning I was fully prepared to lose every dollar I invested buying shares If by some miracle it were to hit $100 a share id pocket about 550k
>>62251710>trump has publicly stated he will not attack Iran until next week. he's 100% waiting for irans amended replyTrump doesn't make decisions, he's just a slave and all this "peace treaty" shit is literally just theatre.
>>62251728fusion is utterly game changing. if "texatron" scales well that shit is going to the moon. data centers will all use this. it's the future of energy
We need a white swan. Please!
>>62251730some things do follow a fairly predictable order like the ceasefire and the back and forth between the peace deals
>>62251618All you had to do was search his name
>>62251665>>62251679/smg/ has basically solved gold for the next couple of weeks
>>62251707This backwards. 5% jgb isn’t ‘free money’, it usually means japan is tightening or bond market is getting nervous. that kills carry trades, pushes yen up, and sucks liquidity out globally. that’s generally bad for equities, not a magnet into tech large caps like people think at all. You’re not understanding capital flow.
>>62251711Materials/base metal indexes tend to have Rio Tinto, Glencore and Anglo American as the very big constituents. Anglo isn't even making profit, Glencore has a P/E of over 200 and no dividends, Rio Tinto looks good, has 4% div. yield and a nice and healthy price action historically.
>>62251722do you ever get anything lol. the way you make it sound you basically just run a high effort squirrel feeder.
>>62251752I did get a SHITLOAD of tomatoes and peppers last year, a lot of sungold tomatoes and habanada peppers especially. I wanted to try that 3 sisters planting method this year but fuck me. I will just have to cheat and buy already grown shit at home depot, but the dead line for planting is getting too close, which is June for my hardiness zone 7....
Any good etfs that will make gains in the next few years? I want to bag hold
>>62251711>>62251759I do like the look of this one however. Not an ETF but a Oil/gas/metals/commodities play all into one. Beware, actively managed and fees.https://am.jpmorgan.com/ch/en/asset-management/adv/products/jpm-global-natural-resources-a-acc-usd-lu0266512127#/portfolio
>>62251635You are confusing the price of oil, tamping down silver. You guys do this every time, then when oil goes under 100 all of a sudden you look like a tard. It will continue until your iq improves.
>>62251756>three sistersi have never even heard of this, this is fucking sick
Military brass all flew in/are flying to macdill AFBGet ready. Iran will fall shortly.
>going back to Thailand quite soonlb babes will be mine
>>62251773Did you personally witness this?
>>622517734 day SMO status?
>>62251776Yes
>>62251785It's fucking over
>dividends le bad
>>62251734>texatronsounds sick. give me the 180 char bull case for texatron
normies are finally waking up its on the front page of reddit now
>>62251786Not yet. My guess is intel briefs and planning. I don’t want to say 2 weeks, but maybe.
>>62251773>>62251785Ok so does this mean line go up or down?
>>62251791Holy shit LET'S GO
>>62251768you're partially wrong; it's the relative strength of the dollar (albeit caused by the spike in oil prices) causing metals to decline, the relationship is usually a direct inverse. Dollar up, metals down.
Why buy MU now? You're too late. You'll lose MUney.
>>62251802Too late to triple just in time to double
>>62251802>Forward PE in the single digits>Fully booked for the year
>>62251791You're joking but even trvth nvkvng close family only has a temporary effect, I doubt cattlegoy will ever learn. People are simply meant to be.
>>62251808once you believe in reincarnations it starts making more sense.not too long ago and they were cattle, seeing the herd as one with themselves.
>futures
>>62251820I've done that, in reverse
>>62251820>"And we're back!"
>>622517842 more weeks
>hundreds of millions of dollars of trades made so far this year by donald trump>over 3500 transactions>robinhood stock, crypto coins and 500 p/e tech stockslmao. we live in a society
>>62251832Thank you Donald Pump
>>62251791>checksi didn't see anything. it's just tiktok now?
>>62251791Bro it's practically dinner time how the fuck are they still sleeping
>>62251839It's bait to get you to check god awful reddit
Bombs drop on Iran after NVDA earnings, likely this weekend. Calling it now>It's time to oil up
>>62251855I once again want a hot dog
just found 63 bucks of nvidia in my moomoo, they finally came through on that fire money I was promised 8 months ago.>>62251832If you're the preisdent you're the market maker, you don't have to care about dumb shit like "buying undervalued stuff that might 2x or more by eoy" like the average zoomgroid.>>62251720I tried to apply to a servicenow job and they told me they wanted 5 yars of experience.>>62251806>>62251805>>62251802MU will be amazing for swingers because this market has proven to be full of incredibly gay paper handed pants pissers who dump it down 20-30% every time the koreans get spooked, then profit reports come through and it doubles in price from the lows when people realize shit happening in korea has no impact on a company that has its primary fabrication plant in fucking northern virginia, 45 minutes outsode of DC.
>>62251863This is true. The next time we euphoriapost I will be swinging
in hindsight, I was happiest 9 months ago sitting on my phone at that gowdawful bank job that refused to pay me what theytold me I'd be getting, randomly making 200-300 bucks at a time on top of my meagre pay.I won't lie that I wish I had msakced myself and told myself to stop being a pussy and YOLO on crypto and gold minors though.
>>62251731me and my thinkorswim app
>GRPN is going to the moon tomorrow
How long until NVDA earnings?
>>62251876Like 21 hours or so
>>62251880Oh right America is a day behind kek I'm retarded.
>>62251684>fertilizerThese stocks are dropping for a reason. Ask yourself: why did YOU buy fertilizer stock, and will you still hold it in 2 years?>No way, it was just a short term speculati-- wait, daamnit
>FOMC minutes tomorrow before NVDA earningsYou and I both know its going to dump, NVDA will beat and raise guidance and dump.
What would be the impact if we got rid of the stock market and the concept of stocks altogether? And just like had a company earn money the normal way and use that money to buy things.I feel like stocks are doing more harm than good these days but I wouldnt know the full ramifactions of getting rid of them. Still I think its an idea worth considering
Just checked my net worth... I'm still over $1m, but only by $1,600I need NVDA to save me tomorrow
>>62251848i demand a refund
>>62251894most countries don't have stock markets or at least functioning ones. move to one of those and reap the many benefits.
Will the madness ever end? This clown market isn't fun.
>>62251791Wtf am I look for? I just looked through the front page and now I'm mad because there are people like that out there.
>>62251806It's a good buy even on boomer fundamentals.HOWEVER, memory IS boom and bust. And AI is clearly a boom. Ye be warned.Me? I bought it when gaymers first started whining on youtube videos
What is happening to SPECIFICALLY QQQIBecause it fucking sucks
>futuresAAAAAAA
nows
>>62251808you've been wrong about everything though babe. you're still cattle, they just have to make a special pen to manipulate you.
>>62251791kek
>>62251842Mr. President, a second sunrise just hit Japan.
>>62251557I told them to buy from 80 but they are euphoric about semis
wtfwt!?
>>62251868Nine months ago, I wanted to start a belated career as a programmer, starting in my 30s. I'm actually a senior in experience, but the job market is so actually insufferable. And also I was actually doing a CS degree on the side.I quit that and went all in on finance/trading. Although for that you also need a feel for when NOT to trade/stay invested, and right now is the perfect opportunity to not be invested. I'm mostly cash together with a few puts and also a few long positions that I cant close for enough coin, or still viable calls. Like AI shovels stories that expire in November. I'll risk that.
master stroke by the jews btw, getting their enemies to buy rocks and goop while they priced them out of semis.
Sell the news
man it'd be crazy if opex marked the top of that call buying mania>>62251894they are doing more harm than good, stonk are suppose to be a net benefit for society because of the capital allocation mechanism but that's dysfunctional at the moment from everyone treating it like a high yield piggy bank. so now we get desert datacenters. the compute oversupply will be cool though. after global depression war 3 of course>>62251873pretty impressive it closed green today desu
>>62251936If Jews are always winning, why don't we just bet on them to make money?
>>62251926Rope now you diseased faggot
>>62251935I'm going to blow up my account and starve to death because in my head I always think "surely I will be rewarded on this next big move" but then I don't sell the tops. My schizophrenia is too great.
>>62251944now you are getting it. they don't actually want to make money though, they want to be in a pack with like minded people that also hate the jews (cattle instinct)also did you ever notice how much goys are into antrho porn? all the gooners on /vg/ are pretending to be dogs and cats. wonder why that is...
>>62251947part of making money on options is selling early.
>>62251936>50% of posts on /smg/ were aout buying gold when STX was still cheaplol
>>62251946wake up you sick retardyoung ladies should not live like this. you are ruining yourself.
>>62251951but if sell early, maybe miss out on profits and then fel bad
Tick tock goyApril 15 2027 is right around the cornerBetter make sure you arent hiding any trades
>>62251951And .make like $11 for the whole day?Fuck you
just jerked it to MUCH younger women on reddit btw
>>62251926Retarded schizo bitch lmao
>>62251959this is exempt from past taxes from the date of the ruling, not future taxes
>>62251959Eat shit
>>62251959Based fuck taxes
>kospi>nikkeiit's over
>>62251983>tfw sold all my South Korea shit last weekMy asshole government will take 40% of my gains, but goddamn does it feel good to be right.
>>62251986that's crazy, mine only taxes 50% of the gains
>>62251390Remember when everyone shorted Corona (the beverage company) because of the chinese rona?Fun Times.
>>62251812>one spirit>when i die i will reincarnate as someone or something else>when something dies it will reincarnate as me Grim
just watched thomas massie's concession speech
>>62251959All you had to do was obey Trump.That's it.And you fucking fools couldn't even do that.America deserves to burn.
>>62251986>he doesnt know how to structurelook at this goy and laugh
OIL CHADSITS HAPPENING!!!
Xommy
>>62252021Happpapening (bigly)
>>62252021Look again
Every time oil spikes a chudcel gets his wings
guess it's time to sell mu before Friday closes. zion don gonna tank the world economy for Israel.
>>62252035never do what the jews want you to do anon, this is a triple serbian jew double bluff
the iranian stock market closed in the green today
>>62252005control pannel should say *active self destruct, Y/N?*
kospi dumping
>>62251959>presidency is just making things better for himselfI will admit that I should have 'listened to trump' and run into TSLL around the election for that sweet 4x and then bought on libertarian day last year.
>>62251272Nuclear is a long term investment. Nuke reactors take years to get permits for and build. You are retarded if you think it is going to spike in a few days or weeks.
Buy ALAB. Get in before the cattle realize memory pooling is the next big thing.
>>62249647>>62249647>>62249647
>>62251944That's why you have to check where the hq is of corporations. Israel HQ is a no-brainer buy
>>62251951I left so much money on the table by not doing that Thursday ie one day before big options expirations.Lesson learned. Tuition paid.
