alright guys how do I make a lot of money? I want to be rich right now please
>>62252442Accept St. Jeffrey in your heart and stop dealing in the real world.
did you try shorting shipping futures?
He died on the rope for our profits bros...
>>62252442idk anymore pray to moloch or baal
>>62252447>>62252469>>62252757Based af
Still no serious answers (and please don't respond to this with "invest in sp500 for 40 years bro" type responses). Fuck this board.
>>62255933There is no way to make a lot of money, you retard. OP should accept he was born a slave and get a degree and a job like everybody else. That's it. Save over the years, avoid foids, try not to consoom like a normalfaggot. And pray the gods will smile to you. That's all he can do.
>>62252442OTM long call on GRPN but you'll have to wait until at least mid June to cash it