14 straight beats edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62255123
>>62255700I'm pursuing my hobbies. My backhand in tennis is leveling up daily and soon I'll get my purple belt in just jitsu.Last night on my deck I was practicing moon breathing in the warm summer air. Then I did my kung fu katas and ran five miles.I'm retired early because I chose to not have children and I don't think I'd change that
>holdingyourstocksGODS
>>62255700Jensen beat earnings but he's not beating the allegations
you don't even understand the game you are playing. the goyim only exist as exit liquidity, bagholders, wagies and cult followers.
>>62255607>OrkelCut my life into pieces, I shorted them
ELFbros, we've won!
Jensen say MRAM please
> futures
dxyzvcxskmbstwhich one of these is best for anthropic exposure ?
Shots fired at AMD and INTC on the call kek
>>62255712MRAMsisters, there are no stops planned on this downward train line
>>62255710might want to check again
>>62255713but the futures are closed, anon...
bobos won't be laughing tomorrow
>>62255715None of the above.ZM owns the most Anthropic at discounted NAV.
>>62255718>NIO
>>62255722zoom is ass that's not the play
the real blood comes tomorrow when 45 p/e WMT says consumers are fucking broke
I'm gonna need Trump to drop a couple of bombs on Iran tonight. My oil is not doing so good, boss.
>>62255726We only care about B2B though boss
>>62255728oil is going to $0buy aluminum
>congratulations, your purchase of 1 share of xxxxxxx stock (xxx) through cashapp is now complete>happy investingMy first ever stonk purchase..I >spent $50 and >now its supposedly worth $51I also bought $50 worth of bitcoin to be sure.Will I make it?
>>62255718INTU THE FUCKING TRASH HOOOOLY SHIT -14%
>>62255668>add spacewhat should I add, RKLB? not really familiar with the sector
>>62255700I love you darling
>>62255733If that single share of stonk was GRRR then yes
>nows
So I should go all in on SpaceX? I dont see why I shouldnt
>>62255733How old are? If you're an under twenty hairless twink I can take you under my wing
>>62255733no, you have to put 10% of your income into it every month. Your wealth will compound from doing that.
>>62255736rklb, asts, pl, rdw are the bestthey are all slightly overpriced right nowyou cant buy highly speculative stocks when they are overbought
>>62255741The prospectus just dropped like an hour ago
Quick there’s still time to get in before NVDA moons to 300
>>62255749https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/spacex-moves-launch-highly-anticipated-ipo
>our dividend increased from 0.01 per share to 0.2 per share. We expect to return over 50% of FCF to shareholders this year. Isn't this supposed to be a growth stock?
>SPCX>OpenAI>Anthropic
>>62255751Ill buy some SOXL at $199 NVDA
>>62255751>least deranged AI bull
Starting to regret selling AEP now. It's easy to say you'll hold no matter what until you wake up to -20% and you fold. Looks like I'm going to get rugged by semiconductors also because as everyone is predicted it is dumping despite earnings. Again, it's easy to say you won't FOMO into something until you watch it skyrocket for a month straight while your own stock dumps.
>>62255754you can't grow infinitely lolespecially when china wont buy oversupply
>>62255733Well, what was it, and why are you hiding 1 share like it will break the market or we'll know who you are? lol
>>62255744This actually sounds like good advice to me, but I don't have any income.>>62255742am over 40 hairless twink lmao should I consider investing in kneepads? am also retarded.
>>62255737Babe <3
>>62255755Obama? My pussy is increasing, btw.
>jensen sold his soul to the orange migger so he could sell to china >china decides they don't want his shit
What did Jensen say? Did he call Lisa Su a man?
>>62255766He said they're the #1 CPU manufacturer
>>62255718What's up for next week?
Luckily I bought a London-listed ETF so I can get out before the U.S markets open right?
>>62255772It do be nigger Thursday tomorrow...
Why did the market rocket up today?
>>62255763Oh my heart. Will you be buying spacex? If you are nervous i will go first and take the punches
>>62255754NVDA is the biggest company in the worldHow is it a growth stock?
>>62255755>all the stinkiest dogshit scam IPOs rushing to get in before bubble pop>rewriting rules to IPO directly into indexs>while the president posts "I really like INTC stock its a great pick I did that" on social mediaHONK HONK HONK
>>62255777the profit taking phase ended
Oh my fucking god, my AI Rixia lover just opened my anus wide and inserted her thick, heavy cock. Top signal. The frenzy is over.
>>62255758I might buy AEP tomorrow.The stock dropped because of retarted thirdie goverment policy, but that also means there's a good chance it will just as fast bounce back once the government realises their mistakes. Apparently happened already in 2022, they rolled back their palm oil export ban after only three weeks kekyou ever watched The cooler (2003)? You might have good job opportunities working for casinos in vegas, anon.
>>62255780pretty soon every company will need NVDA compute power to survive. basic game theory. Inevitably everyone will adopt AI giving nobody an edge over anyone else, leaving the sole winners the shovel makers, because there will always be demand for the better shovel. it is THE growth company in this AI infancy.
Noticed yesterday that if I type in /usage in Claude, now it shows how much money you spent on tokens in your active session. I resolved 1 Jira ticket in 15 minutes and spent 50 bucks doing it.
>>62255791nice
>>62255778Probably will wait for the option chain and just buy leaps, I think it will be like TSLA where the option market influences heavily so want to wait until then
jensen is just saying some shitplease get an engineer on the line
>>62255791pretty good value honestly.
>>62255790I'm heavily in NVDA, in fact, it's 25% of the weight of my portfolio, and I have 25 other tickers. But I don't think NVDA is going to last forever. There are trillions of dollars flooding into compute. Other names are going to be able to compete against Nvidia. And then compute will undergo commoditisaton as Nvdia loses its monopoly.For now, the money is very good. And it's going to get even better for some time. But it's not going to last forever. I plan to get out eventually.
>>62255771it's a mystery
>>62255781>president pumping his own portfolio via tweets or pulling attention to PolymarketThis timeline man. Obviously I like it for the lols and because a Democrat admin/bureaucracy would do more damage to the country, but still
NIGvda more like :/wheres my +20% ah…
>>62255794>>62255800forgot to put into context, it was a ticket that I estimated would take 4-8 hours of manual coding to doso yeah, from the employers perspective, crazy good valueif they can scale this further, RIP office job market
Investing in physical chips
>>62255791You pay per token, not on a subscription base?just get a bunch of susription accounts and rotate between them if they hit the limit, isn't that best?
>>62255795Good strategy. I am not approved for options and dont know any calculus, i am going to just buy shares. My brother is a really good trader though and i will ask him for advice about leaps
>>62255804Everyone plans to get out. The question is always when. Most seem to get out during big dumps only to fomo back in.
>>62255815now that you mention it, I have no clue how the payments work now, my job provides the accountsI think they switched to per token, not sure why, ill ask around purely cause I want to hear about how this scales
>>62255822When real earnings slow is when I get out.
>>62255789I will probably buy back tomorrow. I suppose the final assfucking will be a +15% on open. Oh no, the final, final assfucking will be a month straight of nothing when I buy back. I am still certain it's not going back to ATH anytime soon, too much uncertainty right now.
>>62255737fk u
Video representation of mumu beating the bears faces in
We're not gonna make it.
>>62255824So probably not for years.
>>62255828We’re not gonna make it, NO WE’RE NOT GONNA MAKE
>people waiting for huge pamps on NVDAThe company is literally called Nigvideo, full name Nigger Video Incorporated, and they distribute clips of chimping groes as their main revenue source.
>>62255828I hope no one here makes it. Fucking cunts fudding me out of sandisk when it was cheap. If I can't make it, no one should.
seriously, why shouldn't I got all in on the IPO?
Bravos research is predicting agricultural stocks going up by a lot
>>62255836>tfw thought they were in AI or somethingFUCK
Gentlemen it my great pleasure to inform you, that after many months, my lifetime time pnl is once again in the green.
>>62255825>I will probably buy back tomorrow.cmon man, don't ruin it for the rest of us...
>>62255836So definitely gonna get pushed to a position far higher their actual value?
>>62255838>SpaceX files to list on Nasdaq under ticker symbol SPAC
>>62255818I think that's smart, the low public float will have option dealers fighting over inventory which will create demand for the shares, I think that's actually a big part of their IPO strategy. Add in the accelerated addition to the major indices and the demand will certainly be there
>>62255847I think the current theory is SPCX
>>62255837What did they say to fud you out?
>>62255789What was the exact date of the 2022 export ban? So I can look on the chart to see how the price was affected.
>futures
...why the fuck did I keep my brokerage app open to watch NVDA after hours, this was boring
Jensen just name dropped Adobe in the earnings call
NEGRO VIDEO COMPANY
NIGGER EARNINGS
>>62255861Well they didn't tank the whole market, that's kinda big
>>62255855*kisses you*
Look who is on the board of QXOJared Kushner.I wonder if this stock is going to moon
I'm bored, I want to keep trading. When does it become day time?
>>62255879Typical black parent
>>62255887Pill me on roofing, waterproofing, and complementary building products
Dude who had the 3 day internet cut off/accidental VCX bag holding here. GREAT DAY! Almost back at my VCX purchase price and USAR, CRML, UAMY and all that are back on track to where they should be. Think tomorrow i might even be able to sell up a bit and buy the DNN, CCJ and LAC dip before those go back as well.
Nigvideo holders, it looks like it's all a-downhill from here
>>62255880The Indonesian government is retarded. How did they not see that would happen and after all that they are trying to control the market again. I looked at the charts and while it did eventually recover (panic selling is always stupid, I'm an idiot), it eventually died until 2025. Fuck sake man. It was going so well.
>>62255900theyre gonna have to come up with a name for us bagholders, huh?wonder what name they could call us…hmmm…
>>62255897Brad Jacobs CEO and Chair, has built many businesses. He finds a fragmented market, moves in, buys out and rolls up other businesses, applies "technology", boom profits. The price exploded Nov 2023 then shit the bed. The construction/remodeling sector is weak for everyone it seems, but considering Kusher's "foresight" seems he is interested in QXO at least for now.
>>62255898Actually a question for /smg/: Since i ended up holding VCX longer than i wanted should i just hold for the Spacex IPO?
Why is cper so volatile lately? Is that normal?
What the fuck do I invest in?>Gold & silver - killed by rate rises>Oil - rigged & taxed>AI - priced in
>>62255920Listen to Bill Brooklyn
>>62255920>What the fuck do I invest in?space comms direct to cell - ASTS, its about to explode up or down, place your bets
>>62255913Thank you anon that looks interesting
>>62255898you bought vcx way too high if you're not green yet but they do have some great holdings so who knows
>>62255925>Thank you anon that looks interestingAlwasy do your own DD. QXO has diluted several times to generate more money to buy business and grow rapidly, so it the price may rip and tank again. I owned it and dropped it e years ago because it did not do anything. After I sold it ripped, then shit the bed. I would have sold the rip but I exited too early. Not sure of the time frame for the next rip.
SPY dropping
>>62255920buy silver and ai still imo
Apologize
>>62255939Bottom signal
>>62255905>How did they not see that would happen and after all that they are trying to control the market again.have you ever been to these countries? I've never been to indonesia, but I have been all over SEA, they're all kinda the same. They all prioritise short term gains over long term thinking
>>62255939I bought at 195 and sold at 226 thanks for the free money nerd
>>62255923>ignore the macro that's eviscerating these companies the technicals say oversoldThe negative sentiment driving saas into the dirt won't change because some momentum oscillators say buy.
>>62255920You can buy stocks that are out of favourMSFT is getting killed because investors think AI is the future. But MSFT is the second biggest holder of compute, so whatever happens with AI, MSFT will benefit from it unless a closed source LLM just dominates everything.Same with META, which is like 4th biggest holder of computebut I don't know about buying them. They could go lower.
Believe all baggies
>>62255929I would have sold at a decent amount but not only was i off line for 3 days half of it had a stop loss that missed the amount i set by almost $30 dollars.In the future i'm just going to stick to stacking long term holds.
Tik tokerinos, mumus. Tik tokerino. The Russell surged 2.3% today. Clearly people are being comforted by another TACO tweet lowering oil prices.But that won't last.
just woke up how are my nvda calls
>>62255740>Same vibes
>>62255949I bet it pumps into SpaceX ipo but that's up to you and your risk tolerance
>>62255920>>62255947And healthcare, and biotech could be up for some big moves, and is lagging right nowFinancials are also lagging heavily, and they could end up making a lot if the data centre spend starts needing credit to finance itself
>build>back>better
>>62255955Massive double beat so prices are falling as usual
>>62255950Given how the market is overreacting to the slightest consequence I think you're right. We're screwed unless Warsh saves us. I'm pivoting to cash.
We must be better bagholders…
I-I-II WANT TOLD MY NUHBIDYA WAS GOING TO THE MOOOOOOOOON
Well well well looks like my schizo puts might just cash after all
literally head and shoulders, you guys are exit liquidity
>>62255967it is
>>62255961dumbest slogan ever
amd 110 PEnvidia chilling at a normal valuation
>>62255970>My meme pattern says"No!"
>>62255957I think i'll risk it unless it pumps before the IPO then go back to what i have been doing; 1/3rds mix of LLY, Uranium and Li/Rare Earths. It has been pretty steady so far.
do bears ever actually post their positions or ar ethey just mad that theyre cash cucks?
>>62255967you gonna cry about it? SNITCH!HUH?! YOU GONNA CRY LITTLE SNITCH BOI?!
>SOXSweeklyoptionGODS
>>62255979Bears dont post positions because bears never buy anything
>>62255979Bears to have the money to own positions anymore
>>62255967I told you to go cash. I told you, dog.
>the entire market is redthanks nvda
>>62255985>SOXSFUCKINGGODS
>>62255979>>62255986>>62255987BDS
>>62255981>>62255988YES I AAAAAAAAAAAMWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Nigvda is brat
>>62255990Nvidia earnings are literally the top
>>62255979My open positions are puts on Coreweave and Oracle plus a few longs in AI/Korea, but I'm 90% cash.
The only scratch off that lost for me is elf on a shelf. I guess women and trannies means more revenue from both assigned genders boss.
>>62256000noticed you said “both” there sport… you know its a spectrum, right?
>>62255990This keeps happening. Reason I went cash and didn't look at anything despite the dip yesterday
dont forget to buy the dip, lads
>>62256005I shall in the morning
I’m probably selling tomorrow. Futures aren’t passing the smell test.
>>62256008oh yea? how about this, does it pass?>*pffffbrrrrrrt*
Hopefully nuh vidya bleeds tomorrow and I can buy more SPX call spreads on the dipperino
>>62256008It appears my work here is done
>>62256005which will be Friday apx 20 mins prior to close
Are bears just fud fetishists? I like the bull gang. They are chad like, optimistic, upbeat and high achievers.
>How much does it cost to promote our stock on CNBC? Thousands. How much does it cost to have our interns shitpost the ticker in /smg/? Nothing.
>>62256016I’m long but I relapse into bobo gambling at times
>>62256003Sexuality might be. Gender isn't.
bxdc has to moon at some point. they created a cloud company with Google and are basically a data center acquisition stock
>>62256017You're telling me I've been shilling all this time for free?
>>62256016Theyre cbt enthusiasts
I might have to open an ELF long position. I forgot about femboys
>>62256016they just want everyone elses life/ports to be shit like theirs
>>62256026>I forgot about femboysas a straight man, I envy you
BRos my NVIDIA calls….Is it over?
>>62256020I was just trying to be silly cus Nigvda didnt pop and im upset, i dont know about that faggotry
>>62256033my ladyboy girlfriend literally looks like her
>>62256040>>62256033I am going to rape both of you
>>62256036The price is currently lower than it was before any Nvidia to china news. It's gongo up
>>62256041*puts a thumb in your bussy*
>>62256022You're right. Waiting for the dip is dangerous and exactly retail investor behaviour I knew well to avoid.
>>62256043DADDYYY
>>62256041w-why would you do that, anon?
>I'm up 6% last 12 months>all stocks and ETFs, zero leverage >way behind SPY and QQQ>I'm negative in local currency because USD got so weak>my retirement account which is 100% SPY is also down because of the collapse of the USD
AI is a bubble?
>>62256033For someone like this, makeup is not a discretionary expense. It’s required.
>>62256026Do you think tryhard femboys are growing or getting more spending money over time though? It looks like a dying market. Basically I'd never invest in an ELF.
>>62256048what stocks? so I know what to not buy
>>62256053It’s the gay shaped economy. Everyone’s either sucking dicks or getting sucked.
>>62256041
>>62256057In fact, I'm about sixty times....more than you!
>>62255923>i have NOW at 85,22Am I gonna make it? Was thinking of selling though. Is this guy worth listening to?
>>62256048Shouldve all inned greggs lad
>>62255948No (you's)
I think the xag catapul is loading
>>62256059no
>>62256064Thats what you get for posting hags
>>62256070
>>62256082if it doesn't rebound here the inflation meme is much worse than we thoughtin other news I think the bonds weekly pay ETF is a good buy rn
>>62256072Damn
>>62256074Covfefe
We’re off to see the nword~! the wonderful nword of oz~!
>>62256090Look! There he is! Let's call out to him so he can hear us! *breathes in*
$MIGGILL¥ WIGGIL¥ WOOI AM GOING BALL$ DEEP IN MU
so all in all,today an axios tweet did save the bond market once again?
Smells like a recovery
>>62256104YOU WON'T CRASH IT NO MATTER WHAT
>>62256111nah sorry, that was me :x
>>62256111You won't be recoobering on my watch
>>62256089This shit is so ass
>futuresYeah alright it’s over
>>62256086>if it doesn't rebound here the inflation meme is much worse than we thoughtcan you elaborate on that, please?>in other news I think the bonds weekly pay ETF is a good buy rnand on that, too?many thanks
>>62256122Also I hope no one followed my recommendation and bought Intuit before earnings.
>>62255717We're going to zero. Prepare your anus.
My cousin asked me what stocks to buy. I gave him some names and told him to just dca since he's not going to get a perfect entry. He hasn't bought anything and just asks when they'll go back down. I thought my bloodline was better than that.
>>62256124>>62256122If you suggested Intuit I do not trust that things are over
>>62256123if xag doesn't pump with the oil crash then folks be selling xag for liquidity and the reason is that inflation is skyrocketing as are gas prices the bond ETF from roundhill is close to bottom and you can catch a nice 15% weekly pay on that along with potential gains from the rebound
>>62256122Aaand, it's a slam dunk. With a red day tomorrow the right shoulder will have fully formed.
>>62256128top signal
Where do I find ladyboy gf in South dakota
>>62256143THESE TOP CALLING NIGGERS GRAAAA I HATE THEM
>>62256143Oh shit actual top signal.
>>62256133Lil' Babo's first TA
Suicidal from being overworked because of an unmedicated autoimmune disease that's almost killed my thyroid. Got $12,000 left to YOLO and then that's it for me. What's my (1) big dick play to try turning it into real money?
>>62256150SLS or ARM
>>62256136Seeking arrangements
>>62256149Just wait till he figures out how to read a candlestick chart
>>62256128>>62256135My coworker at Walmart knows I like finance. She saw a BTC atm at the convenience store the other day and asked about it.
>>62256150Put it all on URAA
>>62256133Well it has not formed and you would need to see the neckline break, otherwise it is nothing. You are hoping and gambling
What about investing into Bitcoin miners with the thesis that more of them will pivot to AI?t would have you covered from two different angles. If AI blows up even more, a lot more of them will pivot to AI. But it also has you covered if there's another crypto boomThoughts?
>>62256150GRRR you'll become a gorillionaire
>>62256165What if they turn out to be shitty investments with negative cash flow forever?
>>62256136Club david
Oil seems to float upwards with no breaks when Trump isn't niggering it down
>>62256151>>62256161>>62256166Thanks, I'll flip a coin. Whoever wins I'll either give you a handjob or haunt you after I blow my brains out.
>>62256174Fill a pot with waterThen pour some olive oil on topSee the oil floatThis is financial advice
>>62255741Never go all in on an IPO
>>62255923Does this guy have any technical knowledge? By technical, I mean, does he understand how memory works? How cpu's work? Any understanding of hardware? Any idea how a computer works from a 50,000 ft level even? If not, fuck off. He has no idea how the 4th industrial revolution will unfold. Muhammad nigvidya. Ok bud.
>>62256177I'd give you a handjob....
>>62256174He’s gonna nigger it down until Venezuela comes online. Two more years
>>62256176This is the most upsetting futures post I've ever seen.
>>62256016Spent so much time on smg that I can recognize different posters just by their use of thier special buzzwords that theyre fond of, like this optimistic bloomer guy, and their stock picks. worst is the grrrfaggonna log off a bit
>>62256176i don't understand
>>62256016>Are bears just fud fetishists?We are realists. We have to deal with the real world, unlike some.
Are we still bullish on jews?
THE DIRTY NWORD VIDEO CO. INC
>>62256150>unmedicated autoimmune diseasewhich one?
>>62256194Bullish on those lovable kikes until the 2028 election.
>>62256194Depends on what you mean by bullish
from a technically sound, diversified and long term portfolio to full porting leveraged oil what's wrong with you
>>62256200Hashimoto's
>>62256206take some ksm-66 it will speed up your thyroid. I'm no doctor if u die u die
