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chess mate
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>>62258090
Wagmi
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Usually they don't go this long without a bake.
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>>62258104
sus
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moona soona in joona
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I'm going to post Cohen drinking whiskey, because today is my Friday and I'm going to have a glass myself, when I get off for a 4 day weekend.
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>>62258104
Baker is passed out next to a freshly painted tunnel mural
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>>62258136
Picrel
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2.5 billlion more shares?
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BBBYQ 1:1 Teddy conversion

Valuation disputes — No fights over "what's BBBYQ equity worth?" (answer: 1:1 Teddy share)
Class disputes — All creditor classes accept plan easier (common gets full recovery)
Plan confirmation delays — Judge approves faster (non-controversial, generous)
Appeals/holdouts — No minority objectors delaying emergence

Traditional bankruptcy reorganization:

Value BBBY estate at $X
Allocate recovery percentages to each class
Common gets 0-5% (standard)
Creditors litigate allocation
6-18 month delay

1:1 conversion:

Skip valuation entirely
"BBBYQ holders get 1 Teddy share per 1 BBBYQ share"
Done
30-60 day emergence

Timeline compression:

Plan approval: weeks (not months)
DTC CUSIP listing: days after approval
Public trading: early June (not mid-June)
eBay bid announcement: immediately after emergence
Squeeze window: June-July (not September-October)

All legacy short positions converge into single Teddy ticker:
Overstock shorts:

BBBY operations consolidate into Teddy
Shorts now short Teddy instead
Borrow becomes impossible (float locked)

BBBYQ shorts:

BBBYQ holders convert 1:1 to Teddy
Shorts covering into a locked float
Forced buy pressure

GME shorts:

GME shares convert to Teddy
Existing GME short interest now short Teddy
Same margin pressure, same borrow squeeze

All three short squeezes compound into ONE:

Consolidated Teddy emergence
Float lock from bagholder conversions
Warrant exercise pressure (Oct 2026)
Institutional short cover cascade
Retail squeeze narrative amplification
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>>62258160
2.5 billion total, potentially
current authorized is 1B and the vote would add another 1.5B
they currently have a little more than half a billion shares authorized which they could have offered at any time
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>>62258172
Cohen never lets a good deal pass him by. They will utilize those shares when you least expect it.

That said, bullish. Lets buy eBay.
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>>62258168
If you distilled the AI slop into your own words people would be less likely to ignore it
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Do I smell This Post is Off Topic?
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>>62258172
>which they could have offered at any time
They did. They offered warrants, convertible bonds, and call options to RC.
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>>62258188
The extra shares will be part of the ebay deal, gamestop isn't going to offer those shares on the open market
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>>62258207
They are desperate to believe that this is ATM despite it not being ATM, it is to a SWF who are 10-20 year investors

No institution will sell due to ETF / Index inclusion

Cohen wont

Retail are the ONLY ones who will possibly sell in the first 10 years

LMAO shillies, maybe you should have put effort into being better at your job
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is this the maossad general?
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>>62258241
MoAss effect general
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Late May: Emergence plan filed + court confirmation hearing
Early June: Court confirms plan
Mid-June: Date of record set (15-30 days after confirmation)
Late June/Early July: Effective date — equity conversion executes
Early July: Public trading begins (post-CUSIP, post-conversion)

It's whiteboi summer lads
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>>62258168
Price?
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On effective date (single day):

GME shareholders convert to Teddy shares
DK-Butterfly-1 assets consolidate into Teddy
BBBY converts to Teddy
Overstock creditors convert to Teddy
Warrant mechanics reset (GMEW/BBBYW now Teddy warrants)
tZERO becomes Teddy subsidiary
eBay bid framework announced simultaneously

No sequential steps.One date of record. One effective date. One CUSIP assignment.

June 2026:

Reverse merger closes Teddy public eBay hostile bid announced warrant mechanics locked tZERO institutional marketing begins settlement lands July.

That's why the timeline compresses and why shorts get trapped with no escape route.

It's engineered as a single-day consolidation, not a phased emergence.
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>>62258285
if it opens on tzero, whatevr you wantit to be. It has no halts and thatst he plan. It'll open at whatever it opens on tZero first and there will be no brakes on it - only the NYSE will have brake halts constantly.

This whole thing is to put the NYSE out of business. A better system, the bideo game shop is the trick, the kansas city shuffle is the AMM system people have slept on them doing.

Meme numbers are not dream numbers put it that way. If they get mass adoption then LRC, TEDDY and TDROP will be worth stupid sums AFTER the squeeze still. The scale of this operation screams white hat
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What's the next move when none of this BBBY stuff plays out? Can you at least take it somewhere other than GME threads?
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>>62258104
Stop noooooticing.
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>>62258304
Kill yourself spamming faggot bathnigger
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>>62258313
Can't stop until GameStop
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>62258365
Cool story but I'm just going to ignore you, nice off topic post btw, what are you discussing in here?

Nothing

So i'll discuss Cohens moves faggot
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>>62258384
Oh I know...2nd most popular thread on Biz, suspiciously hits the image limit every day and doesn't even get re-baked. GME will win
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Baker woke up out of his meth induced stupor and baked, thanks for coming frens

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>>62258393
Nothing in your posts is related to GME, he sold years ago. You lost, faggot.
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>62258409
Oh you don't actually have anything to counter my points
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>>62258420
ever argue with a flat earther?
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I won't need to argue when I'm personally funding the confiscation of Jewish assets and their expulsion from America. You're fine though, right? You're not Jewish? :)
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>>62258435
Flat earthers don't exist. Just Jews LARPing online so they can call you a flat earther.

Why don't Jews ever use child molester as a compliment? It's their favorite past time.
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>How do you do fellow 4chinz?
>Jews amirite?
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>>62258445
>Flat earthers don't exist. Just Jews LARPing online so they can call you a flat earther.
If you tell a jew that flat earthers don't exist then they sperge
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>>62258445
Whether they are being tricked by a Jewish psyop or whatever, I can say from firsthand experience that these people definitely exist and believe.



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