chess mate
>>62258090Wagmi
Usually they don't go this long without a bake.
>>62258104sus
moona soona in joona
I'm going to post Cohen drinking whiskey, because today is my Friday and I'm going to have a glass myself, when I get off for a 4 day weekend.
>>62258104Baker is passed out next to a freshly painted tunnel mural
>>62258136Picrel
2.5 billlion more shares?
BBBYQ 1:1 Teddy conversionValuation disputes — No fights over "what's BBBYQ equity worth?" (answer: 1:1 Teddy share)Class disputes — All creditor classes accept plan easier (common gets full recovery)Plan confirmation delays — Judge approves faster (non-controversial, generous)Appeals/holdouts — No minority objectors delaying emergenceTraditional bankruptcy reorganization:Value BBBY estate at $XAllocate recovery percentages to each classCommon gets 0-5% (standard)Creditors litigate allocation6-18 month delay1:1 conversion:Skip valuation entirely"BBBYQ holders get 1 Teddy share per 1 BBBYQ share"Done30-60 day emergenceTimeline compression:Plan approval: weeks (not months)DTC CUSIP listing: days after approvalPublic trading: early June (not mid-June)eBay bid announcement: immediately after emergenceSqueeze window: June-July (not September-October)All legacy short positions converge into single Teddy ticker:Overstock shorts:BBBY operations consolidate into TeddyShorts now short Teddy insteadBorrow becomes impossible (float locked)BBBYQ shorts:BBBYQ holders convert 1:1 to TeddyShorts covering into a locked floatForced buy pressureGME shorts:GME shares convert to TeddyExisting GME short interest now short TeddySame margin pressure, same borrow squeezeAll three short squeezes compound into ONE:Consolidated Teddy emergenceFloat lock from bagholder conversionsWarrant exercise pressure (Oct 2026)Institutional short cover cascadeRetail squeeze narrative amplification
>>622581602.5 billion total, potentiallycurrent authorized is 1B and the vote would add another 1.5Bthey currently have a little more than half a billion shares authorized which they could have offered at any time
>>62258172Cohen never lets a good deal pass him by. They will utilize those shares when you least expect it.That said, bullish. Lets buy eBay.
>>62258168If you distilled the AI slop into your own words people would be less likely to ignore it
Do I smell This Post is Off Topic?
>>62258172>which they could have offered at any timeThey did. They offered warrants, convertible bonds, and call options to RC.
>>62258188The extra shares will be part of the ebay deal, gamestop isn't going to offer those shares on the open market
>>62258207They are desperate to believe that this is ATM despite it not being ATM, it is to a SWF who are 10-20 year investorsNo institution will sell due to ETF / Index inclusionCohen wontRetail are the ONLY ones who will possibly sell in the first 10 yearsLMAO shillies, maybe you should have put effort into being better at your job
is this the maossad general?
>>62258241MoAss effect general
Late May: Emergence plan filed + court confirmation hearingEarly June: Court confirms planMid-June: Date of record set (15-30 days after confirmation)Late June/Early July: Effective date — equity conversion executesEarly July: Public trading begins (post-CUSIP, post-conversion)It's whiteboi summer lads
>>62258168Price?
On effective date (single day):GME shareholders convert to Teddy sharesDK-Butterfly-1 assets consolidate into TeddyBBBY converts to TeddyOverstock creditors convert to TeddyWarrant mechanics reset (GMEW/BBBYW now Teddy warrants)tZERO becomes Teddy subsidiaryeBay bid framework announced simultaneouslyNo sequential steps.One date of record. One effective date. One CUSIP assignment.June 2026:Reverse merger closes Teddy public eBay hostile bid announced warrant mechanics locked tZERO institutional marketing begins settlement lands July.That's why the timeline compresses and why shorts get trapped with no escape route.It's engineered as a single-day consolidation, not a phased emergence.
>>62258285if it opens on tzero, whatevr you wantit to be. It has no halts and thatst he plan. It'll open at whatever it opens on tZero first and there will be no brakes on it - only the NYSE will have brake halts constantly. This whole thing is to put the NYSE out of business. A better system, the bideo game shop is the trick, the kansas city shuffle is the AMM system people have slept on them doing.Meme numbers are not dream numbers put it that way. If they get mass adoption then LRC, TEDDY and TDROP will be worth stupid sums AFTER the squeeze still. The scale of this operation screams white hat
What's the next move when none of this BBBY stuff plays out? Can you at least take it somewhere other than GME threads?
>>62258104Stop noooooticing.
>>62258247>>62258257>>62258290>>62258304Kill yourself spamming faggot bathnigger
>>62258313Can't stop until GameStop
>62258365Cool story but I'm just going to ignore you, nice off topic post btw, what are you discussing in here?NothingSo i'll discuss Cohens moves faggot
>>62258384Oh I know...2nd most popular thread on Biz, suspiciously hits the image limit every day and doesn't even get re-baked. GME will win
Baker woke up out of his meth induced stupor and baked, thanks for coming frens>>62258387>>62258387>>62258387
>>62258393Nothing in your posts is related to GME, he sold years ago. You lost, faggot.
>62258409Oh you don't actually have anything to counter my points
>>62258420ever argue with a flat earther?
I won't need to argue when I'm personally funding the confiscation of Jewish assets and their expulsion from America. You're fine though, right? You're not Jewish? :)
>>62258435Flat earthers don't exist. Just Jews LARPing online so they can call you a flat earther.Why don't Jews ever use child molester as a compliment? It's their favorite past time.
>How do you do fellow 4chinz?>Jews amirite?
>>62258445>Flat earthers don't exist. Just Jews LARPing online so they can call you a flat earther. If you tell a jew that flat earthers don't exist then they sperge
>>62258445Whether they are being tricked by a Jewish psyop or whatever, I can say from firsthand experience that these people definitely exist and believe.
>>62258455>>62258531i always suspected that flatearthers oroginate in jews psyoping themselves. keep in mind that jews rely on scripture as their filter of reality and truth and it says clearly in them that the earth is flat. it's either all true or all false, well the rabbis are debating stuff all the time to pilpulmax, but i think that this particular psyop is a psyop inside a psyop, not just to discredit conspiracy theories but also to keep that door open theologically that our earth might as well be flat and the scriptures might just be the pure truth they claim to be. that's a rabbit hole for you.if you really step outside of the flatearth vs globecucks debate it always revolves around "curvature" and ultimately is about squaring the circle and understanding map projection. >they don't want you to know that greenland is not as big as africa!hell, the pre-flatearth "conspiracy" out of which flatearth evolved was just your regular person discovering what map projection is and that it's not possible to cleanly wrap a flat texture onto a 3d ball. is space bent or straight? are planets even perfect balls or are we just experiencing space as bent for gravity reasons? who the fuck knows. i am convinced earth is a donut but also that gme is a good longterm investment so i am outside of any debate in general.
