leverage edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62258191
FIRST FOR AM YISRAEL CHAI BEARS WON
>>62258729Got titfucked by a Dominican Milf with boobs like that. Sucked her tits while she jerked me too. Absolutely worth all the wading through escort sites. Couldn't hold out too long. She said next time I get mouth and pussy too. Gonna do 2 hours next time!
>lusting after the fleshgooner be gone
>>62258742Very good.Ticker?
Bad shit is going to happen over the weekend.
I LOVE STOCKS!!!
>>62258771Why do you think that?
>>62258771ty based taker>>62258742tell me more
I buy 1 of each stockit is unlosable full diversification strategy
>>62258641>The stock doesn't seem to be rising so maybe Nvidia haven't finalized the actual buybackBuybacks happen on a longer timeline, they aren't market buying with 80 billion lol.
>>62258790where is the rest
lil bro just invented index funds
Mods please delete this stupid /b-tier thread.
Looks like we still have a ways to go
He’s absolutely lost it. https://x.com/realstewpeters/status/2056801666087760302
i'd rather fuck the left honestly
>hyper-crab in a 0.5% range giving the illusion of volatility while vix dies into the middle teensNow I'll probably be carrying these losses until Tues unless Fri turns into something.
no pump, no tweet, nothing... its just about time.
>>62258800y-you don't like my post..???
Really? The market is down, and you're posting lust-provoking images?
Surely ubisoft will go back up
>>62258790I would jam my dick so far into his asshole whoever pulls it out would be called King Arthur boss.
>>62258729AMFN sisters, hold the line
>>62258800Still seething babe?>>62258804Same but right would look better from the back
>>62258811I bought more today, when it was down
I feel 9 months of bear market down only price action incoming as everyone rotates to cash once Warsh shows that inflation is only 2% when you remove the outliers.
>>62258800nice digits, you know you never answered me if you would be willing to help me recharge my jo crystals, babe.
Would NVDA and SOXS quit crabbing? Don't you know this is costing me money?!
>>62258811I’ll never sell because I only own 6000 shares
MRAM made a nice recovery today. Hope there wasn't anyone shorting it.
Retard who had his modem die for three days and had his stop loss miss the target by $30 here. My VCX bags are 0.12% above my break even point, my special rocks are green as are most of my spicy rocks. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>breastenvyGODS>>62258755When you're losing money...you know
>>62258802idk seems pretty consistent to me.
>>62258813>>62258821Don't call me "babe".
>>62258825I am shorting it but I took profits yesterday
>>62258826How does Internet in the boonies even work? Do you have Starlink or something?
sneediskthat is all
>>62258837>sneedGODS
>>62258833What do you want to be called, sugar plum?
>>62258834Nice, grats anon
>>62258835I have Spectrum, but it was down all day Tuesday.
>>62258806>>62258816
>>62258802funny when he just dumps these character assassination rants
>>62258841"Sir".
My latest positions in options trading. I generally sell once I reach 50% of the contract value. #thetagang
>>62258802>>62258847Trumpbros...I didn't know he was pro -immigration
>>62258842Still down 769 bucks YTD on it cause I bought 2DTE calls at the top and held overnight
I dont know how the greeks work so I only buy leapshow much IQ is required to understand greeks and do short dated proper option plays?
>>62258847He lied as well. Trump is ontologically incapable of telling the truth.
a twist in the plotindiannigers really do operate outside established civilizational norms
did I get banned for posting too much ladyboy thirsttraps?
>>62258871not yet ;)
>>62258765>Ticker?XMR
>>62258874Grrrrrrr
>>62258871post more or I report youI BEG YOU
>>62258802>lost itThat's why the only people who voted en masse for Massie were the boomers. They're all just as altered mental status as he is.
>EZPW>FCFSThoughts on pawn shops? Don't they do better when shit gets expensive?
>>62258823>quit crabbingNO, NOT THAT WAY!
> Got titfucked by a Dominican Milf with boobs like that. Sucked her tits while she jerked me too. Absolutely worth all the wading through escort sites. Couldn't hold out too long.Wait. You’re paying her. And she’s telling you what you get?That’s like paying your bus fare and running beside the fucking bus.
>>62258729Big tit women tend to have blocky waists. Why?
>>62258864>woman against indianwho the fuck cares?its like nigger on nigger crime
>>62258884Need the core strength to support the tits
>Bye, bye Miss American Pie>I drove my broker to the Joker but the Joker just cried>And them good ole goys were drinkin' copium and whine>Singing this'll be the day that I die>Ohhhh this'll be the day that I die
>>62258890Crab signal
>>62258888nice digits boss
>>62258823I've been staring at SOXL and SOXS so much this week I've started to sense the price movements before they occur. I'm thinking about swing-trading them both tomorrow, pretty sure I can ascend to the realm of the gods this way.
>>62258878are coffee stocks good for you?
>>62258789>>62258785Trump sez he's skipping his son's wedding this weekend to deal with Iran. 3-day weekend is the perfect cover for military escalation.
I think I'm just going to accumulate some cash for the time bean. Nothing sexy to buy atm.
>>62258729Just created a BOTZ/JEDI/URNM pie, what am I in for?
>>62258897im the guy who told you that my ladyboy girlfriend looks like her. Post someone else
WTFWT
>>62258885she's hot enough to make me care
>>62258907....Good or bad WTFWT?
PEACE
SPX call chads win AGAIN
WTFWT?!?!
>>62258835>>62258843Hughesnet satellite. I would prefer Starlink (i'm exactly where it was first tested in the lower 48) but they require you to buy the dish while hughesnet doesn't if you have a decent credit rating. I know everyone says it sucks but i've been mostly satisfied, my issue was having a 10+ year old modem that they don't even make any more. You can get phone through them that is almost as good as a land line but it is expensive and i have no real need for it so i just make do without a phone, i have a tracphone that i can use the internet to text through for 2fa.
Very sematic market
Damn I should have slurped memory stocks
>>62258864so did she hate fuck him or not?
no truth social post or first squawk tweet. What was that?
Why is Sneedisk up so much compared to MU?
rigged
>>62258921Like uhhh yesterday sneed desk was up less, now it's SNDKs turn
damn
wtf just happened?
my SPX coin doin a lil sum
>>62258924Aha, I get it.
ok what's actually happening here? Insider trading? Fed intervention?
sandisk back to ATHMU is eating dirtwhy?
>>62258927I wish she would make me put my hand on her stomach before she called me a pervert and kick my ass (while I am naked except for my underwear the whole time)
>>62258927The final draft before the final negotiation before the final peace deal before the final signing of the agreement before the final opening of the strait
scotty b wilding
Give peace a chance!
JESUS CHRIST DONALD DONT DO THAT TO ME I WAS ABOUT TO ROPE WAITING FOR THAT PUMP FROM ALMOST ZERO TO 200% I ALMSOT SOLD YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MENEVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN
>>62258939*kisses you*
Trump better not be negotiating a deal with the terrorists. He needs to stop fucking around and just put the boots on the fucking ground already boss.
>>62258927its called insider trading (jewish poeple)
>>62258939AQUAAAAAAAAAA
>>62258857At least college level physics 1. A lot of them are analogous to speed, velocity, acceleration
>>62258902holy shit, post your gf bro. How are you even in a relationship with a ladyboy? Aren't they all mentally fucked if you're in the US?She also looks like my ex thai gf kek, that's why she's so fucking hot to me.
>he doesn’t buy calls at the bottom every day
Oil baggies about to go from barons to beggars.
so still no news? just blatant insider trading?
>>62258953The final draft of the US-Iran agreement has been reached with the mediation of Pakistan, which is expected to be announced within the next few hours - Iran IRNA
Let’s finish above 7500
>>62258953The guy who bought 600k worth of NVDA calls yesterday must have finally capitulated
>>62258789>tell me moreAsk specific questions or something. This is too vague.
>just a few more hours bro, trust me
Should I get serious about a job or get some booze
USAR and CCJ go waha!
CBRSbaggies...
>>62258967We were the next innovation in RAM...
>sneedisk to $1,569.69 EOD
FUCK YES WE ARE BACK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hap9dOyy0NM
>>62258969I hate scamdisk
>depressed>went outside to get some fresh air and sun>saw countless gorgeous women wearing skimpy clothes>got even more depressed>went back home
>>62258970You have lost me 15% on uranium you f*gg*t
>>62258963What was the last thing you drankI want to know if you're completely hopeless or not
>>62258971HE HATES IT
>presents
>>62258972Based af
>>62258879You have it backwards anon
>>62258963What kind of job are we talking about here?
>>62258978basedsmg is so much better when the bulls are winning
I aped into INTUYou don't come across an irrational 20% dump every day.
>>62258845That was me trying to convince algos that scrape here it was time to pump, I hold pure calls.That being said>Hantavirus persist for 6 years in semen.Bearish for fags/women.
>>62258948I went to physics 3 in college but I'm too stupid for options, every time I think I understand I end up blowing my positions up and lose a bunch of money. It might be me getting in my own head about it though.
>>62258994bulls are the good guys
Just had a delicious cup of coffee to start the day>>62258938Based
I will not FOMO into sneeddisk but it is rather bothersome
>>62258994I knowThe bears get so excited and giddy every time the markets go down a lil bit, like the collapse of the financial system has started... and every time it's just a dip>bobo has been shown the door
>>62258934MU bearish narrative is about CAPEX being cut and memory becoming commoditized by new players again. SanDisk trading at a premium compared to MU doesn't make much sense to me because storage is even more vulnerable to oversupply.
>>62258998Ok you sold me I got calls for the dead cat bounce
>>62258960Where do you get these from?
guys like Jim Cramer went through the 2008 crisis but cant tell the AI bubble
IRAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY AMERICAN HEGEMONY
>>62258784Damn deep cut
>>62259016financialjuice
>>62258973I have never said it wasn't a long term hold, DNN and CCJ are up 123% and 103% over the last year.
>>62258936There will be some final threats and final rage truths, but that's part of the finalization process.
extremely semetic market moves
Smiggers why are Oil and Vix (and my port) tanking?!? What did the conman say?
>>62259023Don't let the baggots know. Gatekeeping is sacred.
>BREAKING TRUMP CAPITUALTES THE 4 DAY SMO IS OVER.
>>62259027Talks are going well.
sometimes I wonder how anyone could still be long oil, but then I remember we still have a GME general
>>62258911Ute color id...
wtf was that?
>>62259033Commoditysisters always get stuck in a trade because they're political spergs and get emotionally tied to whatever narrative.
You lost trannys
>think I'm still crabbing while the market goes down again>check actual marketWTF happened this is great
>>62258972Did you at least store up some material in the ol' spank bank?
So when does Intuit become a buy?
Load on up on oil now before it going back up like it always does.
>>62259042W-Why is the gun being pointed at him>>62259046Who do I believe?
Enjoy, while it lasts..
>>62259033>it’s been 5 years since the squeeze and those left holding the bag haven’t been able to accept their loses and have instead created myths to support their beliefs about their eventual salvationBleak. Makes you realize how irrational mankind is as a species
ahh yes, the deal is totally close, this exact cycle hasn't played out 10 times and failed every time or anything. even if we do get a deal, how long before Israel starts bombing Iran again and they block the strait?
>>62259054There's no way all of them are baggies...right?
>up 1% todayHot damn am I glad I did not completely sell out my AI longs.
I love stocks (options) bros
MRAM is fucking us, do you understand?
>>62259049This information ironically must be intuited
Does quantum actually have a good chance of being the next semi/memory in the next 3 years or am I getting made fool of again?
We are unironically heading for 7500 today
oil baggie status? two more weeks?
DRAMSISTERS, tendies are on me tonight
>>62259054You just look for the downside in everything. You are addicted to negativity and you fear hope like a cat fears water. You live for schafenfreude and pain
Intel green
>>62259075The D stands for Dick and RAM stands for..well..I don't think I need to get into that heh
>Citing Al ArabiyaMarkets never fucking learn.
>(NBIS) 220.96 +29.14 (+15.19%)What actual kind of loooney tunes shit is this?
have markets ever been as fraudulent as now?
>>62259087Jensen name dropped them on the call
>>62259075Really 'greting selling those poor man's covered calls.>why did you do thatIt was during a day when AI looked like it's collapsing.
I will be in california starting soon. Then i am taking the queen mary to england. I want you with me and i would change plans in a second if you wanted something else. I would rather stay and chase you but i am forcing myself to leave. I love you babygirl
>>62259054At least they still have shares, unlike the BBBaggies
>>62259070I sold today for a profit but now I'm wishing I held. Should I buy in again? Is this a gigapump?
One of the fastest ways to dox yourself as a pleb is to ask "how did trump wriggle his way out of that one."His path to Godhood is preordained. On any given day he needs no reasons.
>oil baggies unironically believe they will ever let oil pumpkeep hoarding rich and beans too they will totally go parabolic just as soon as total financial collapse happens
96 EVENS ARE TRADING
>>62259096FOMO is actually the hardest part of being an investor/trader.
>>62259099Unironically though you should horde rice stuff's cheap and if you don't want to go shopping well there ya go>>62259101WFWTFWTFWTFWTF WE'RE DUMPING? AAAAAAAAAAA
>EXPECTED TERMS IN "FINAL DRAFT" OF US-IRAN AGREEMENT:>1. Immediate and comprehensive ceasefire on all fronts>2. All parties mutually agree to refrain from targeting infrastructure>3. Freedom of navigation in the Persian Gulf and the Strait of Hormuz is guaranteed under a "joint monitoring mechanism">4. Sanctions will be "gradually lifted" in exchange for Iran's compliance with the terms of the deal>5. Negotiations on outstanding issues will begin within a maximum of 7 days>6. Iran's President Pezeshkian is leading efforts to restrain the IRGC from overstepping on political and diplomatic policy-making>The agreement is expected to be announced within the next "few hours.">Turn on our post notifications @KobeissiLetter, we will be bringing it to you first.>Pakistani officials are reportedly brokering the deal.
>>62259096We’re gonna need another tweet boss
>>62258742How much she charge?
>>62259105What about the nuke stuff?
As a fine example of market irrationality try the following exercise: Open 1 year chart tabs for DNN, CCJ and USO. Flip between them. In what rational universe would an increase in oil prices make the price of uranium go down? Long term it acts like you expect it to; long term oil price hikes make long term uranium go up. However short term it makes uranium go down which is totally irrational ,oil shocks should produce a rush of uranium panic investing. While long term contracts are rational (glowies go up when dirtyboys get BTFO) short term humans are irrational investors. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
>>62259111>4. Sanctions will be "gradually lifted" in exchange for Iran's compliance with the terms of the deal>5. Negotiations on outstanding issues will begin within a maximum of 7 daysIt's more of a work in progress in exchange for opening the strait.
>>62259093Isn't California to England kind of...dumb? Shouldn't you be in NY for that?
>>62259088No it's unprecedented. Both NYSE and Nasdaq are going to turn into shitcoin scams soon enough too. No moral man should invest a penny into america.
>>62259042>>62259046kek
>>62259105So this mean I should buy more oil now before it all falls apart again?
>>62259115I seeSo it's a great deal, people say probably the greatest deal in the history of deals
>>62259120That's the game. They'll be some random social media post about how an iranian official denies something, then DJT will post some thinly veiled threats. It's pretty tiresome.
>>62259116Its one flight and i will have a week on the boat to recover. I dont smoke weed anymore either so it might nit be so bad
Fun's over mumu, the deal is fake as usual
>>62259105This will 100% not fall apart by tomorrow afternoon.
i already know all of todays gain will be erased tomorrow or monday
>>62259115so iran wonthey're now better off then they were after obama negotiations.
>>62259131Is the saying actually "sell at the end of May and go away"?
>>62259104The weevils will be bonus protein too!
>>62259131US markets are closed monday
>>62259105>ceasefire on all frontsok, so it failed already then? LOL
>>62259136Eat ze bugs doe
>>62259127So you gonna be on the boat alone? No babygirl with you? Wtf are you gonna do, masturbate all day?
Who else held through the great RAM shakeout of 2026?>>62259105>actual realistic demandsSo it's all over now, huh?
He's gonna bomb the fuckers right? Stockmarkets closed on monday. Perfect few days for shock and awe and a taco tuesday.
>>62259132obama sent them pallets of cash they used to buy the weapons they used on their neighbors and Israel, i don't see any pallets of cash as part of this deal boss.
>>62259142Post pictures of my dick here on satellite internet probly
>>62259145I thought this weekend was cuba
why is nvda dumping to 0 after presenting bombastic earnings?
>>62259145Israel probably will
>>62259144the first point means Israel entirely stops attacks against Hezbollah and definitely Iran, how is that realistic? LOL
>>62259132That's implying anything will come off of it. Either way I'm not sure either side is is winning. Maybe Israel and China?
>>62259147Being a migger should be a banneable offense across 4chan.
