long weekend incoming edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62260764
stinky market
> futures
SOXS save me.
i'm going big on ubisoft. If they manage to get their shit togerther that's a 10 x in a few years.Bought yesterday dip already up 25%
AI and Elon will make us all rich. I hope you are ready with your cash for when SpaceX is launched on the markets because it will take us to the Moon financially and literally.Soon we will have robot servants and AI hologram serving us with no diseases and all cures with unlimited productivity enabled by AI genius. Do not be left behind.
>>62261912>long weekend incomingKeep that profit in your pocket, don't trade it into a loss
>>62261930AI will never be smarter than Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
don't bake
>>62261930yeah... I'm out. buying more SOXS today
I bought ADBE stock. De facto monopoly in their sector, good cash flow, revenue and profits growing year on year, and they are keeping pace with AI integration. Seems like a no brainer to me, am I missing something?
>>62261939Trump and Burry both bought ADBE recently. Probably solid.
>>62261939Chart looks like dogshit.
Hey stupid mumusIt’s a three day weekend do you really want to hold until Tuesday when Trump could start binging at any moment?This is you final warning, last day to sell before you are trapped until the bloody Tuesday
>>62261945We go through this every week, old man, and you still say dumb shit like this.
>>62261945Sorry bobo but I have a time horizon longer than 1 week
>>62261939>attempting to catch a falling knife
>>62261948to be fair +2% and -2% days on QQQ are the normal recently lmao.. flip a coin which way its going to facemelt is the normal now
>>62261949Then instead of taking off risk, you can add on more risk. You can risk on all day, and when over the weekend when we've got Cuban drones in the skies over Key West and the stock market dips you can buy the dip and take on more risk, so that when the capex dries up and everybody realizes these clankers are no fucking good for anything and the whole economy shits the bed, you can just say, well I am invested in great companies, they will come back, and cry to big government for a bail out because you took on too much risk, when this could all be avoided by just removing some risk today boss.
Happy Fryday /smg/
>>62261962go all in on 0dte options so that you limit your risk to just a few hours
>>62261957>>62261944The actual company is doing better every year though.>>62261941Ok sounds good.BTW I find it funny seeing people freak out over Trump buying stocks as if he is doing something wrong, as if he isn't paying some expert top dollar to manage his stock portfolio.
that's it i'm getting a hair transplant with my gains
Quannum
>>62261972the president tweeting which companies he is pump and dumping is the most third world tier criminal bullshit I've ever seen in my life.. its hilarious as fuck how cucked everything is that blatant crime at the highest level is just ignoredthat being said I have a whole watchlist just of shit that trump shills and I made 20% realized yesterday on IBM thanks to that faggot criminal
>>62261977>that being said I have a whole watchlist just of shit that trump shills and I made 20% realized yesterday on IBM thanks to that faggot criminalWe can't change the world, might as well profit
>>62261972Stock price is not determined by how well a company is doing. Ebay is doing well, Amazon is doing well, Microsoft is doing well, yet their strock prices are stagnating. Why? Because investors believe there is no further room for significant upside.Adobe has an even worse problem, they believe the room for upside is actively CONTRACTING, even if they keep growing,
>>62261974Livestock sisters. Not like this ...
>>62261987adobes doomer story is AI is going to cuck them. its success is counter to the narrative of the main cult. kinda weird to mix it into a 500000x leveraged tech and hekkin space reddit portfolio that most of you goy have
>>62261997Yes, but even back in 2023 people thought that Adobe was here to stay, a quality compounder that EVERY larger business needs a 100 seats for.It was encoded BACK THEN EVEN in the price.Nothing to their benefit has changed, the story became more fragile instead.
>israel now claiming that iran is totally going to launch a suprise attack>all the imminent peace talk news is fake news, again, not even axiosberg is able to find a cope>all gulf countries begging trump to not attack, but unluckily for them there's only one middle eastern country he takes orders fromso we all agree that the war WILL restart after markets close, right? why the fuck is oil below 120 MINIMUM right now?
>>62261997might be a good hedge but the long term growth is abysmal either waytheir margins WILL compress because gen AI will inevitably find its way into the workflows of all modern corporate slop while their marketing budgets will stay the same so adobe's share of that will be lower, it's just math. couple that with higher R&D so adobe can capture part of that AI spend which they may or may not succeed at and you have pressure on top and bottom lines.
>>62261974Feels like commodities have a +-1% move every day.
>>62262014oil is at $96 for the reasons you listed. it should be at $60
>>62262014>why the fuck is oil below 120There is currently plenty of supply to meet demand at a lower price than 120 boss. Please like and subscribe for more economics lessons boss.
>>62262019it should be -20$ retard
>Futu Holdings getting back upholy shit I'm already +10%I regret not slurping more
>>6226199735 yo old retard that thinks he is 17
For what reason is AMD pumping while NVDA is crabbing.
I'm retarded but maybe you all aren't.If I understand correctly gamma crushes vol as the price approaches the big blue bars like gravity.So, if the price goes up and down naturally fluctuating, but if it goes up/down a bit less each time it gets a little closer the big blue dicks, then this has the effect of a pseudo pull towards those prices, just like how gravity pulls frames in space time right? Like, if you fluctuate a little less every time you go up if the bar is above you, the you get pulled toward it, is that how it works on big gamma days like friday?
>>62262027Going by Brazilian Sminem who is a 35 years old who looks like a 17 years old, this one is actually a 17 years old who looks 35.
My gut's telling me to sell every winning stock today and buy back next week during the dip. I won't do it, but what do you think?
>anon, you do know that a hearty meal is the best base for a successful day in the markets, right?mornin' smiggers, what did you have for breakfast?>a grilled chicken breast with angel hair in a light white wine, sweet onion, tomato & garlic sauce with a dash of lemon for me
>>62262031the market is already aware of this and it gets priced in. when things go different than expected there is sharp move in the other direction to catch everyone offguard
>>62262040That's not what people usually mean by breakfast. How fat are you?
Nintendo is almost back to its price 19 years ago kek.
>>62262038No, that's a good idea. I believe Trump might not actually TACO this weekend.
>>62262038write it down in a very clear way, and check the result next weekdo that ~30 times and if you find out your gut feeling is better than statistical randomness, then start following it
>>62262038Idk ive had my biggest day so far (over 8%) but idk if I should sell and do the same or just hold Infq, rklb and uuu are all printing today
>>62262040go back to r/cuckoldcookinglike wtf lmao that aint a breakfast you dumb fuck post the number on your scale unless its broken from you being a leddit modnobody cares about your "food"at least this time you managed to cut the fucking chickenalso were shitting today just trust me goy, we will go up then down to the shitter like its fuckin india
>>62262041yeah yeah but im just asking like mechanically, if big blue dicks crush vol as you approach them, then theoretically other things being equal, they would drag the price towards them, whereas big yellow dicks increasing vol would naturally be unstable and push prices away from them, though it wouldn't be directional, although actually i guess it could be directional if there is a gradient like that one in the image, though im not actually sure which direction it would push desu desu
Do consider PLSR, with the new grants for quantum computing by Trump and the potential for expansion of the quantum industry and AI we are going to need some helium for the producing of semiconductorshelium is colder than nitrogen and is capable of keeping hardware close to absolute zero temperatureThere is not enough Helium being harvested currently per year
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62262065IT IS TIME
>>62262065LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>62261997maybe adobe should stop sucking ass and selling shit products?
I feel like this is going to be a good day this is also financial advice.
>>62262068not cute>>62262074cute
>>62261975>>62261935>>62261939Funny as shit thread this morning. Good morning, guys. I’m ready for another 30% quantoid day.
>>62262040The worst part is you posted that pic like two days ago and now you're pretending to eat to today
>>62262065Based
>>62262029AMD has room to grow desu
Alright can one of you weebs tell me everything I need to know about these two cartoon characters that are part of my mahjong game now boss?
>>62262065LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>62262051Not a bad idea, thanks.
SOXL is nearing the top, I'm ready to buy now! I think if it touches 190, I'll all-in
>>62262084cute
>>62262086Same
AMD BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why is nvda crashing despite PHENOMENAL TRIPLE beat numbers. I am no expert but they beat expectations bigly and its still not enough. is it even possible to please the market at this point?
HOLY FUCKKKK IM RICH
>talk myself out of fomoing into any quantum stocks yesterday>"Heh I'm smarter than that I'll wait for the hype to die off">they pump all day long, after hours and into the next daySometimes FOMO is the correct move
>>62262081There is nothing you need to know about them. Got it?
>MRAM dropping againI might cut my losses soon.
>>62262081They're purposefully abrasive parodies of slice of life animes where they act like grown men or homicidal maniacs instead of cute girls. Theres a lot of non-sequitors and bad puns too.
Nokia has been good to me.
Why are we pumping?
>>62262081Also youre a kike.
>>62262043>in this post, anon both projects his own fatness onto another and displays a fundamental lack of understanding of basic food values>>62262053hi retard-kun, good to see you found the time to grace /smg/ with your gayness in betwixt your consumption of fast food slop and being the poorest /ck/ loser. Stay seething buddy!financially speaking, you're both cooked, no pun intendedsneedisk ending green today
>>62262103Judaism. Sorry that's retarded. I just slammed a bunch of vodka right before market open. Give it time, give it time...
Microvast bros I'm liking where this is going......
fucc me im up 11.5% today bros this is a new personal record
>USARWTFWT WHY DIDNT I BUY
>$10m is the new middle classit's over. no matter how hard i try, i will always be below the poverty line
>NINTENDOWTFWTAAAAAHhalf of my stocks went up 10% wtf
IONQ bros... we were supposed to be the kings of quantum
>>62262078>anon is dumb and unobservantthis one's for you, buddy>posting it now and not waiting for 9:46am
>>62262110you type like a woman
WHY DOESNT IBKR SHOW YOU YOUR DAILY ERFORMANCE AS A PERCENTAGE??????????IT TELLS ME THE DOLLAR AMMOUT BUT I WANT PERCENTAGE
>>62262095Priced in homie. Buy oil
>>62262123Let's see your fingers fatboy.
IS GOING DOWN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>IBMPumping awful hard for a "dinosaur company," isn't it?
>>62262107How could you tell boss?
soxl
>"mines" in the hormussy affecting my "shares"rly gets the noggin joggin
EWYsisters, I don't feel so hot today
the market is clearly schizo and doesn't know what to do btw
>sold my winners to buy losers>they keep going in their respective directionthey'll reverse....any day now....stocks can't go one way forever right?
INFQ up another 20% today as expected
USAAAARs wagmi
AMD is officially too expensive for me to DCA into. I will have to be happy with my 70 shares in it, but I still regret buying VFV instead of it.That said why is AMD pumping but Nvidia dumping? They should be in lockstep no?
>>62262140I'm going to laugh at you by 4:00pm.
>>62262148Im glad I jumped in when I did My lil baby portfolio is up $400 after 15 minutes
>>62262138It's no longer a dinosaur company. It's essentially state owned now. Seems like the play moving forward is just buy into whatever Trump has his hands in then sell for profits after the initial dip.
>>62262123Thanks for falling for my bait sweetie. So your taking pictures of the food for attention and not even eating it yet, kek what a cringelord
>>62262138Yeah that'll happen when you get 1 billion dollars' worth of government gibs
>>62262138I want to impregnate Hotaru
>>62262065affirmative>>62262084cute
Just capitulated my MU short. Sorry bros.
kek another attempt by bobo to dump AMD
BULLS GOT TOO COCKY
>>62261912Don't worry bear bros, end of the world is coming in two more weeks.Oil to 150, SPX to 6000.I can see it now.
>>62262165During a red day?
>>62262161They got government gibs because they're going to be the kings of quantum LIKE I FUCKING TOLD YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS
When do you think the initial quantum dump will be? Noon today? Monday?
YOU NIGGERS TOLD ME QUANTUM WAS JUST A MEME YESTERDAY NOOOOOOO
>>62262172Yeah I’m done with sharting.
>>62262123Too much pasta you fat fuck. Breakfast should be 500 calories Max
>>62262159*kisses ur head and tucks u in*no prob babe, I knew u needed validation on the Internet from a stranger today, happy to help <3
>>62262176I bought in infq after a 40% day and im still up 15%
pulsar helium bros?..
>>62262173Post 15 examples from the archive of you saying this
>>62262174After INFQ reaches over 20, this isn't even its ATH
>>62262168>>62262172>A RED DAY, A SWORD DAY, AND THE RUN RISES!
I just keep buying banks and they just keep going up and increasing their dividendInvesting is so easy
NEW ATH IN QQQ SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0&list=RDkfVsfOSbJY0&start_radio=1
>>62262123nice meal but theyre right, thats not a breakfast thats dinner
>Space ETF mooning +5%Pedo retard will restart the war over the weekend, won't he? I can never have nice things...
yeahI'm not going to hold quantum bags lol
>>62262190Based
with the way niggervidea is dumping it unironically feels like a buying opportunity.
Why the fuck does QCOM keep ripping?the one semi I short, and it rips
> nows
>>62262146>throwing good money after badanon, I suggest you rethink your investment strategy
Is the finviz heatmap and gcp dot broken for everyone else?
>>62262184Not doing that, but here are my credentials. Three insider tips that all paid off:>BAH 2024 earnings beatdown>FTNT at an ATH>Previous IBM tip ~$210 in 2024 turned to $322 in a year>Most recent IBM tip: ~$219 to ~$260 in a few days
>>62262165I got 3 puts left at 700 that are free runners.>>62262138>IBMGFS more interesting play and same deal about fed money.
>>62262215believe me I am
>University Michigan Sentiment Final Actual 44.8 (Forecast 48.2, Previous 48.2) University Michigan 1 Yr Inflation Final Actual 4.8% (Forecast 4.6%, Previous 4.5%) University Michigan 5 Yr Inflation Final Actual 3.9% (Forecast 3.4%, Previous 3.4%)…
>>62262183I'm holding, this won't stop meI will be buying more soon when this pitiful capitulation stopsNonbelievers baka
>>62262173Yes just like how Intel is at the forefront of the AIchips movement and totally didn't get pumped by the USGov.
>>62262216No
Should I buy some cag
>>62262230nvda already at -1.5% on no news and insane earnings. this shit is fun
watching a stock I recently sold do +3% consistently every single day and I'm pretty sure this is exactly what it feels like to sit in the cuck chair
Is that all you got bobo, you clearly have no idea what's about to happen do you?
Matket jannies seething...
>I buy>it tops and starts to fall>I sell>it quickly rises just do what I do but reversed, it's that easy
>>62262197>Pedo retard will restart the war over the weekend, won't he?Yessir. Inside the beltway they believe it's the last chance to make facts on the ground.
>>62262229My first ever stock purchase was actually INTC at $20 in 2024. I thought they were undervalued and was confident their domestic production would give them an advantage under Trump. I didn't hold long enough, but I was right.
>>62262216The heatmap doesn't show on the main page for whatever reason. Still works if you click Maps on the headers though.
>hmm maybe i should just buy quantum despite the pump>immediately goes downOh fucks sake, I’m a quantum baggie now
>>62262236ok tell us every time you buy or sell
>>62262232Everyday one of those semi stocks is nigger red and one is mega green just get SOXX or SOXL and ride the wave up
>>62262249>maybe i should chase a pump in a market i know nothing about>apes>gets dumped on>dumps his bag within a dayAnd that is how ladies and gentlemen, you stay poor
>>62262248Ty
Y'all realize quantum cannibalizes money that would go to RAM and other AI, right?
GAUZ
>>62262247Intel has crabbed for the better part of 30 years. If your thesis was correct you would have bought back then and pointlessly held their bags. The fact that Intel is once again crabbing after the USGov pump while other semiconductors are still ripping just reinforces this.
Good time to slurp NVDA?
>>62262255Shan’t be dumping, it was only 1k so I’ll hold those bags
>>62262249I was watching XNDU pump in the first couple minutes but I'm too much of a cripple retard to process shit fast enough to get in when the getting's good
>CBRS
>>62262257Helium is used in the production of components of all 3
>>62262265IPO chasers might be HOOKED>>62262217Thanks anon
Semis carrying the market again
here comes the quantum pop, thanks for playingMe? I dropped off my bags 5 minutes ago
UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN
>tfw you missed the cybersecurity retard pump
>>62262274You too hold MSFT?
>>62262276Yeah let me abandon my positions to chase a trendBIG BRAIN MOMENT
Go up again please
>>62262259
>>62262223>inflation numbers are actually higher than the yields on my mmf holdingsGod damn itI've been bag holding too many dollars for years.
>>62262276Those tennis girls are so fucking cute, hell. Like tennis should make them their official take on cheerleaders
>market returning to reality after the weekly market manipulation
Any good slurps rn or is everything retard pumping
RussellGODS, we're up 0.8% while everyone else crabs
>>62262304ELF
>>62262304unironically
>>62262223Let's not pretend that we didn't see this coming a month ago...
Where did it all go wrong for Nintendo?
>>62262311Memory prices, no good games, shit movies, and run by Nips.
>>62262309Shut up. I don't see anything besides market dumps to buy. Where's my next dump?I want my dump. I want to dump huge stacks of cash and just fuck off from markets for like a year.
jesus fucking christ nividia
>>62262311Put their money into retarded movies for kids and nostalgia bait games instead of recognizing the biggest consumer of video games are adult males
>>62262274Good morning babe. Love you.Just added 15 cbrs at lows of day
>>62262317>THE NEGRO VIDEO CO. INC. LLC
>>62262319>biggest consumer of video games are adult malesPathetic
>annoyed NVDA is back down to 215>remember it only broke out of the 180 range like two months agothere's something wrong with me
>>62262311Evidently going by that chart they should have just went "Switch 2 in 2 more weeks" for another decade or so, they could've been the next TSLA
>>62262311pivoting to movies/theme parks/amiibos/toys in general. they lost focus and stopped making quality games decades ago. them trying to reinvent the wheel by changing fundamental genres of their money making ips like zelda didnt help. all they have to do is pump out more slop from 2 decades ago.
>>62262038I trimmed some winners today and bought some SOXS. Its all so fake and gay I legitimately feel better DCA SOXS here than anything else.
>>62262223>market still greenSo somehow the consumer doesn't matter anymore, but at the same time AI only is profitable in the future if you can sell it to consumers.
>QXOthots?????
Some of you nogs need to read this shit
>>62262317shouldve sold calls babe
I'm the newfag from the other thread. This showed up in my paper money account when I tried to buy SNDK. What does it mean?
>>62262330congrats you're just as dumb as the people managing itif anything they should have abandoned hardware long ago and focused on licensing and software salessubscription business models have cannibalized each other on pricing and subsidizing the entry ticket through low margin hardware needlessly increased their exposure to cyclical industriesthey had the right idea but didn't go far enough to drop hardware because they're painfully japanese
Im up over 12% today, 20% on infq alone Do i sell today or should I just hodl Im scared trump will do dumb shit over the weekend
$1Robinhood!
>Infineon at 72Literal bubble
>>62262349you need to wait for funds to settle unless you're approved for margin bludnot sure why its in a paper account, but its something important to considerhttps://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/tplus1.asp
>>62262311They have a ton of really highly exploitable IP they aren't properly leveraging for merchandising and the like because they're too fixated on their core business. Nintendo has been leaving that money on the table for decades. The only exception to that is pokemon but they don't actually own pokemon. Nintendo does like 5% of their gross revenue from merch.
>>62262299
>>62262344God damn negro.
>>62262365Yaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!
>infq, rigetti, asts, rklbHOLY QUANTUM SPACE
Started Running!
>>62262375Team hope stays winning
fuuuuckI'm fucked
I have 10k in APLD and made some nice profits, should i get out now or will it hit 50$?
>>62262339add. a brad jacobs led company w/ the kushman on the board. dont know much about the topbuild acq but if it goes through...
>>62262362Thanks, I'll look into it!
>>62262343No need
>>62262385Yeah same... Bulls won yet again. Just fuck my shit up.
>>62262317It's funny because ARM and QCOM mooned on NVDA's guidance but NVDA has to eat shit and die because of all the option gamma/delta jerking it around.
>>62262311It ultimately boils down to Scam Altman in a way
>>62262375>infq, rigetti, asts, rklbWhat the fuck is this pump based on? So a government of retards led by the biggest retard in existence decides to invest in quantum shit and that makes the companies more valuable somehow? Quantum computing has no real world applications at this moment, and probably won't for the next 30 years. This market is so fucking stupid.
>>62262389Kek, bullish for AI
>>62262394I was shorting QCOM and calling NVDAfucking QCOM is up 12% today and NVDA s down 1%
>>62262386Get out. APLD always dumps on bad news
>>62262343>im 12 and just learned to have money I need to spend less than I earn
GRRR anon didnt post todaywe won afterall
>>62262382(4Months Treadmill+$1Robinhood)
>>62262389UH SPOILERS!!!!!
>>62262403what's the bad news?
>>62262398>me when I dont buy the correct stocks
>>62262389Great advice here
>>62262334funny joke anon! it was a joke... right?>also see>>62262215
>>62262389this advice saved my life
>MUGODS
>>62262413Am I fucking Nostradamus?
>>62262398INFQ has actual physical, practical shit they're producing and selling right now. They were also already in bed with NVDA, NASA, DARPA, and the government before the recent announcement.Frankly I don't know why it's not $30 right now.
>>62262419nah.. I'm serious. SOXL is a nigger stock right now. If you are holding the ATH of the retard moonshot pump of SOXL into a three day weekend you should just throw your money into the fireplace instead
>INTC + AMDMaking some good fucking money.
>>62262389Good advice but honestly pretty common sense stuff unless you're very young or somewhat retarded
yeah perfectly slurped up the nvda bottom. ezpz lemon sqzy
>>62262431Not as much as us Ford Motors chads today. I want a diesel powered GPU with a hemi in it.
>>62262428>INFQ has actual physical, practical shit they're producing and selling right now.Bullshit
>>62262428Do you think INFQ is the one to go with over RGTI or QBTS? Or should I just buy a leveraged ETF for all quantums? I’m debating between QPUX and INFQ in the next dip.
so I take it there is no chance anything will actually happen and that we will come crashing down over the weekend?
>>62262429I don't hold SOXL more than a few days. I buy it during dips, and sell for realised gains often the same day, but I don't hold for long than a week.
>>62262440INFQ is the best onethe rest are meme tier it is also the smallest marketcap so has way more upside
Hope most intcels held through the dip.
Who are these niggers buying QCOM? It's not just SOXL
>>62262440The way INFQ moves can be retarded, I've been watching it for a bit and sometimes it'll follow the market down but not up. There's also another insider share unlock in August alongside its earnings report so expect the moves to be really silly. If you have diamond hands you shouldn't have to worry to much though.But at the same time it has the most potential out of all of them and feels the least memey when it comes to quantum. Their staff roster is also pretty stacked and the CEO actually knows how to speak.
>Roughly $285b gone from saas stocks in two days
>>62262459I do not have weak hands.t. $100 buy-in price
if everything is in a bubble where put money
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
>>62262468Up ya butt
>Buy Sivers in the morning>Up 25 % when Mutts start trading
>>62262463>CEO actually knows how to speakthe bar seems pretty high boss
Is this something to be concerned about?
>>62262447>>62262463Ok thanks anons, I’ll probably do a 2/3 INFQ 1/3 QPUX split. Sucks being a leaf and getting bent over by the conversion rates though
In the future even CEOs, higher and middle management, and supervisors will all be AI agents and subagents talking to each otherthe only actual humans will be the members of the board of directors
>>62262464It's all fake bro
>>62262484That palantir jew is rightSaas is dead
>>62262468Not everything is a bubblehttps://en.macromicro.me/collections/5749/industry-forward-pe-ratio/48243/s5cond-forward-pe-ratioFinancials, and healthcare are cheap.
>cerebras 250there are anons here that bought at 380 btw and somehow allowed to post
Where is the Bobo who saw a head and shoulders on the S&P a couple days ago? Bobo, are you ok? Are you ok Bobo?
>>62262481No the board of directors will be AI the will soon also own stock, and they also will stupid greedy and try to pump up penny stocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzjUBxrmmnQget out
>>62262491370 babe, and i added all the way down, just like i said i would
>>62262494kek
I aped into VGT
>>62262493Not that bobo, but, *checks permanent high at 7517.12*thanks for the liquidity you're providing all the way up here
>>62262306Fucking hell. I have the touch of death.
>>62262429kek
>>62262468The safest place is probably inside the bubble near the bottom
You guys ever buy any non-US stocks?
>>62262503>1Y up 54%>INFQ up 2 days 70%
>that May consumer sentimentprobably nothing to worry about
>>62262468sneediskI've basically ignored the rest of my port for weeks; I have some base lots of SNDK and then I've been playing around with SNXX and SNDQ for intraday/short term trades purely off momentum/trends
>>62262510Yes. Japan and LatAm
>>62262513Don't forget the sharply rising 1+5 yr inflation expectations
>>62262509Yeah if you're near the bottom when it pops you won't get hurt, but those poor souls who are in the bubble at the top, oh man, they're so fucked boss.
>>62262508you weren't trading in 2022 were you? lol
>>62262511>single stocks
Are we at new all time highs right now?
nvidia at 217nobody can tell me this isnt manipulated on purpose
Just got paid what should I buy? :3 I'm around 30% down on miners just fyi
>>62262530Grrrr.....
>>62262529sorry mate, synagogue wants to shake out the paper hands before going to space
>>62262530TSM and nvidia are cheapspace and quantum are beyond overvalued
This market sucks. When is it going to move more than 1%
>>62262530hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmIt's hard to say what anyone should buy right now.what do you like?
If any of you trade futures, you might want to be aware of this. This morning my market order to close was rejected because this velocity logic triggers a temporary pause to pre-open conditionshttps://www.cmegroup.com/education/demos-and-tutorials/understanding-velocity-logic
>>62262529>>62262534looks to me they are faking over both the shorts and longs
>>62262520You should look into that. Basically democrats thin inflation is running at 100% and repubs think it is non existent. Theres just way more dems in the market. Follow tom lee on twitter, he broke it down
>>62262522first trade was in 2006.
and to think...i was considering panic selling the other day
>>62262544You can see the inflation as a consumer ijnthe grocery store. The problem is it's not entirely clear what causes it ie. Beef prices are soaring because of multiple reasons.
I guess we're back to retard pumping every day
I had a dream I was fucking a pawg with small tits. She was kinda weird but in the good way.. TAKE ME BACK
I apologized to God for ever being bearish and he has rewarded me with many winning trades
We’re getting close to a big showdown in Europe. Direct war talk escalating fast too. Prepping the kids even. Dear oh dear. I like the smiley face on the suicide drone.
>>62262539It was a few seconds before 10:15 on /mgc if you want to see the chart at the time. Not a gigantic move but it was a very quick flush down.
Index funds should be illegal especially leveraged ones. They prop up companies at high valuations that should be reasonably priced. And you can't find fucking nothing for cheap.if it weren't for these index funds, all the normgroids would be concentrated in like 30 stocks that you know not to touch and you could find good quality value everywhere
>>62262051you’re a smarty pants even with the n = 30. Nigga I like you
>>62262470>COSTGODS
>>62262557kek yuropoors are deranged
>>62262557Lmao wtf
>>62262551Ya, i just paid $35 for 10 lbs of yogurt
AMD BACK TO PUMPIN
$1Robinhood! Not Really!
>>62262559The cute bow anon is correct
IQE
>>62262559>>62262580Looks like Precure. Cute. Should I watch it anon?
Looks like i timed the post ipo nvidia dip to near perfection
I FOMO'd into Blackstone Digital Infra (BXDC).It's not an ETF, it's a holding.
Do you think the market is such a joke that it thinks NVDA is under threat by Cerebras?
I deriskded
>>62262591why not plain ol BX?
>>62262593I really only care about the opinion of 2 ladies boss
>>62262559Before etfs that there were mutual funds essentially doing the same thing. Blindly buying to keep their exposure equivalent to the S&P, but at least mutual funds had someone actually buying and selling shares instead>>62262544Yeah it's just a survey, but the Fed keeps it in mind if expected inflation becomes a common mindset
>>62262593>that it thinks NVDA is under threat by Cerebras?Well, it is. This is similar to how ASICs replaced GPUs for mining bitcorn. It will happen eventually, especially once the architecture is settled.
>>62262470Boring to be quite honest
Will donald just announce peace* already so gold can skyrocket?>>62262591baste wise and noble wolf fan(*subject to agreement of counterparty at a future date as yet to be determined)
>>62262600Because BXDC is explicitly about datacenters.
>>62262605Except it's not. Cerebras isn't a serous company.
>>62262615he's already announced it a dozen times babe
>>62262610there's no boring earnings releasesonly boring traders
>>62262615HOROOOOOOO
>>62262619Why? Because of your bags?
$1Robinhood! Pumping!!!!!! $800/Share! Soon!!!!
if cerebras was truly a good company and important the ecosystem Jensen would have bought itJensen is a really smart guy, I trust in his vision
redpill me on servicenow ticker now
>>62262625you can just open 10 Agents of Claude
>>62262622that was the joke retardbabe
>>62262628>smugpepeMore like covfefe, amiright guys?
Are you guys gonna hold through the weekend
>>62262637yeah
>>62262628$1Robinhood! Pumping!!!!!!!!!!! $800/Shar By July!
>>62262634
>>62262637I'm balls deep in ram and ram accessoriesI'm in it for the long haul
VIX going to 0. SPX going to 9000
>>62262637>>62262642This is true
but what about muh 30y bond and muh oil? Aren't we supposed to be crashing??
why would I invest in MU when I can buy SK Hynix?
>>62262628>>62262640>>62262574Wtf is this shitposting
>>62262637why would I not?
>>62262650Why not both?
>>62262640Lol! Opensky Card! $400!
>>62262637after trimming some leverage mostly yes
I bought 116 shares of FLNC this am. Don't really know anything them but I heard Jordi Visser talk about it and he called micron and corning.
That smigger who shorted QCOM is getting bobo blasted today
>>62262637>Commie-Euro getting taxed starting from the first gained centYeah...
>>62262652IdkIm a poorfag but I got into rklb infq and uuuu at a good time so im nervous about my meager gains being wiped if trump does something gayI dont even do options trading yet, im just trying to pick some good equities and etfs in hopes of a 2x-100x or something
SOXL stopped pumpingWe will crash now
>>62262661>QCOMGODS
>>62262565>>62262566If seriously advise everyone to have 10% folio now in gold you hold just in case. Things are becoming very serious in the Baltic front and Belarus.
tickers to profit from the popularity of the sopranos?
>sell put spread into morning dump>close for profit on retard pumpit’s really that easy
can someone tldr the nav diff or whatever on DRAM
>>62262668Eastern euros have been mentally ill forever now, nothing ever happens, being a bear is retarded desu
>>62262664If you're trading, then sure there's nothing wrong with selling, as long as it makes sense for your strategy. If you're just doing buy/hold, then you have no reason to sell unless you need the money for expenses.
FYI: i just boughted NVDA 0DTE calls
>>622626760.65 expense ratio and the vast majority of the MU exposure is via total return swaps which makes things a bit fucky, I think other than that they own all the other holdings outright
>>62262668no one cares about what they do there. there is no money to make with poor people. they could all kill each other today and the stock market wouldnt care.
>>622626840.65% ***
>>62262684total return swaps? does that have to do with MU pumping but DRAM not moving?
>>62262625Cerebras chip is inherently not suitable for inference. It has architectural problems. It lacks FP8 support, everything has to go through 16 bit floats. It wastes SRAM capacity by 2x or more. The cores are tiny and create massive compiler complexity. The WSE I/O is bottlenecked at 1.2 tbps, and cripples KV cache handling and limits context length.It means every model is twice as large in memory. And that's fine when you're using a model under 120b parameters, the problem is, none of the frontier models, the actual good models, are that small. Frontier models are in the trillions of parameters now. You can't do shit with their chip except run the same models you can run on consumer computers. Like GLM 4.7 in your image. It's not a bad model, but it doesn't have nearly the same capabilities as leading frontier models like GPT 5.5 and Opus 4.7Their chip is not a threat to Nvidia.
>>62262672Lean hog futures obviously
sooo nvidia whats going on...
>>62262695
>>62262668>Things are becoming very serious in the Baltic front and Belarus.No. They aren't.
>>62262682poo
>>62262697It is being sacrificed for the gigapump.
>>62262693TRS market is not as liquid meaning wide spreads and I assume their holding is marked to the swap bid for the NAV calc
Warsh nomination is underway
>>62262694Doesnt matter. And dont even respond because i didnt understand that post at all. The memory throughput is faster because it is on wafer. It doesnt have to be better at everything. Have niche have value
I wouldnt mind buying cerebrasif it was below like 100 usd
>>62262694bait or mental retardation call it
>>62262679Pic related is for both accounts today but 90% of those gains are in my brokerage I use for day trading My short term goal is to get some good positions/trades until I can accumulate enough, and then convert most of my positions to mutual funds/indexes so i can cover a car payment with just dividends and build my credit up higher while I continue to DCA into indexes and other equities. On the long term I want to eventually be able to buy a house but in the short term I want a 400hp cammed small block v8If the positions i have are solid which is looks like they are, im reluctant to sell because this is the most successful day ive had, but also scare about them dumping. My port is small but I cant deny I timed some really good positions in the last week.
$1S&P500! Dude! White Kid Is 6 Months Behind!
>>62262694So they can just make a new one
No idea what makes nasdaq pump like that. All my tech shit is flat
>>62262637Honestly? I really think SOXL is peaking at its current range and I kind of want to short it or buy puts, but no. I'm cash until it falls again and then I'll buy back in on the next N. Tuesday or Thursday.
>>62262711It'll run small models faster, but it can't run leading frontier models.Well. It can run them, it would just be very painful and expensive. It would take dozens of Cerebras chips, which by the way, would cost multi millions of dollars just to run one instance Deepseek V4 Pro.Hundreds of chips to run one instance of a leading frontier model. About the same for Opus and GPT 5.5Meanwhile, it would take 7 Rubin Vera GPUs you run one instance of Deepseek V4 Pro, versus 60 Cerebras chips to run one instance. That is the difference. Yes, the Cerebras chips would run it faster, but it has more problems as well.Cerebras is not serious competition to Nvidia.
Trump is back to insulting Iran btw! ceasefire cancelled
Reminder that the only markets that matter will be closed on Monday so we can pay respect to everyone who gave their life to bless Israel boss.
Yaaaaaayyyy!!!!!! S&P500!!!!!!!!
Even at $5T, NVDA is underappreciated.
>>62262746It's the Spring Rally
>>62262743What did he say now?
>>62262749TV!!!!!!!!!+Pack O' Newports!!!!!! Lol White Kid Is Partying!!! Around Farhan!!!!!!
You still haven't gotten a Pulsar Helium bag anon? Show me your worst fud I like the challenge
>>62262765I asked the paki at the local shop who sells party balloons and he said he has tanks of the stuff. Can't be much money in helium if Pakis are filling balloons with it for toddlers birthdays.
>>62262772Is that your network? Says a lot about you
>>62262776>>62262776>>62262776
>>62262775>Is that your network?It's a corner shop. It's on the corner.
>>62262779Is that where you get your investment advice?Very strange
>>62262657>opensky helps users build credit fast with approval without a credit checklmao
>>62262789You seem upset. You asked for my best fud and you appear to have no answer to it. Btfo by a paki corner shop.
Should I sell everything today and wait for a correction? The stock market is basically ridiculous.
>>62263084Why do you think it will stop being ridiculous?"Because this can't go on" isn't a valid answer
>>62263088Strong gut feel that we've peaked.
>>62263084I was thinking about just buying something less volatile like SCHD, then partially pivoting into QQQ when there's a dip. Market seems absolutely retarded, but I'm tired of holding a lot of cash. Thoughts?
Heads up,I know most of you probably don't have enough banks in your portfolioGS (the best bank in the world) is a good buy right now. I don't think it's going to go back down.
