scared money edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62269472
>futuresI’m finna nut
Buy MDAI
BUY EVERYTHING!!! AND HMR!!
>futures
What’s the next RKLB at $4 or SNDK at $40?
my friend just said the market is gonna go up on on trump bombing iran
>>62270376GRRR under $100
>>62270376SLNH
Iran has been liquidating bitcoin to fund their defenses. Call me a a schizo but don't call me poor. I'm long bitcoin.
>>>>62270365
my SPX calls have appreciated in value
>>62270389>LLM slop as a proof
>>62270391Maybe I just dump the rest of my money into RSP, or some other equal weight etf, when the next dump comes I sell it and go for a different holding I want like SSO again.Maybe that's what I'll do.No more cash. No more scared money baby.
Can the faggot market open tomorrow i want to redeem at least something before more gay shit happens Monday night.
>>62270398it's possible to find those numbers yourself. literally look up free trade zone exports and global debt or gdp increases.
>>62270403Imagine holding positions over a long weekend with markets closed.Amateur hour
>>62270383ngmi
>FUTESMY FUCKING PUTS
>>62270403what if there's no crash?did you ever consider that? April might be the last crash for the next two years lol
>>62270408dont worry brothe canadian markets are openwhat does that mean? soxl , slvu and hod all on the tsx!
>>62270359>just put all of your net worth into equities so your ass is fully exposed to get fucked
>>62270415You're a financial slut. I find good holdings and remain loyal.I have more than 800k in stonks and cash. I don't want to whore around. I need to not be a scared money bitch and just commit. COMMIT. Trust the plan.Get my forever holdings and then just do other things with my mind.
>>62270423Then I just hold what I have. A crash is just my opportunity to comfortably buy SSO and UPRO.
>>62270423 (You)>>62270403This is probably what's going to happen as well. Imagine the next crash is 6 years from now, and the stock market is up 500% loland it wouldn't even be historically unusual
>>62270381>Soluna Holdings, Inc., together with its subsidiaries, engages in the mining of cryptocurrency through data centres.>cryptocurrency
>>62270424get a load of all these ticekrs bruvmad money to be made on a off day!
>>62270432the point of these crypto miners is people are buying them on the assumpion they'll pivot to AI instead of crypto. They already have the data centres, the real estate, the energy contracts
TRIPS AND WE REALLY RIPS
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I would actually be bothered if there's no crash.I want my SSO back and I want more of it.I shouldn't have pussied out. Now I'm getting fomo.I'll all in UPRO.Imagine being all in UPRO and then having enough to buy whatever Thai visa I want and never having worry again.I need my plan of action. I'm going to think about this and stare at charts.
DAL about to take off. Easy safe $ frins.
>>62270431We're all going to be rich!>that's just what they want you to think>>62270448It's fucking over.
Thoughts on how to re kindle the unquenchable German spirit to participate in a new frontier of bullish economic warfare, ultimately pumping mine (and yours) bags?https://youtu.be/oIHFnfreUls?si=y3r_PNL2t_WyP1ILhttps://youtu.be/HeHzqAv5yns?si=pZCk9t1km4RpxR5uI have an X account, that's it.
>>62270443How many have successfully made that pivot? IREN is the only one on my radar. They've done well over the past year but the time to have capitalized on that growth is long gone. They're extremely volatile right now and crypto miners pivoting to AI doesn't seem like the smart AI play right now. Hard to believe that these companies are being managed by intelligent people when their business model was buying up video cards to try and find the right combination of bits to procure a fiat currency that never had any practical use beyond buying drugs online.
I have an uncanny ability to predict lottery numbersI've won the lottery twice, and I hardly ever play. The first time I ever played the lottery, I won.Tell me if you want a lottery number, and tell me which lottery and I'll give you one.
it is over
>>62270464guess some numbers for an aes256 lottery please
>buy and hold>about 10 different postions but mainly etfs>line just goes upIs it true retards try to "day try" just to get a 2% weekly return when the market went up 2.8% weekly
>>62270358If I use this portfolio what will happen to my comfy 10% annual gains?
>>62270449Just be strategic, and buy the top with a plan.You can buy the top now, and be safe. Even if the correction starts this week.RSP will cushion the blow from a crash, and you still capture 90% of the upside. And what you do, is you ride RSP for as long as you can. You need a plan that you'll stick to.You're too pussy for leverage, so don't do that. So you need a plan that works without leverage. Here's the plan.>ride bubble now with RSP>whenever there is a 5% dip, convert 5% RSP to QQQM>so when the market is down to -10%, you'll have converted 10% of your RSP to QQQM>-20%, 20% QQQM converted>-30%, 30% QQQM convertedif you've had the resolve to hold on this far, you can start leveraging up because you've proven yourself>at -40%, convert 50% of remaining RSP to UPRO (3x SP500)now you are at 30% QQQM, 35% RSP, and 35% UPRO>at -50% you've proven yourself further convert all of RSP to UPROends with you at 30% QQQM, and 70% UPRO>when market reaches bac the old ATHs>start selling 10% UPRO every time the market goes up 10% to new ATHsHopefully this makes sense to you. It sets you up to ride the bottom of a big correction up on leverage, and then you begin to gradually deleverage once the correction is over.The point of this, it's a system. You either follow the system, or it's useless. If you won't follow it don't bother. It'll hurt more than help if you can't stick to it. It's a system that removes your own fallible judgement. You don't try to predict price. You simply rebalance your portfolio every time a target is hit, and it removes your judgement from the picture.Just type it up nicely as a script to follow. Save it as a document with PORTFOLIO RULES and some shit.If you actually can follow this script and see it through completely during a correction, you'll be fine buying QQQM in the next bull market instead of RSP. So if you have any RSP left after the correction, and you were able to ride it, start gradually converting it to QQQM.
what etf you guys holding?
The Japanese are unstoppable
>>62270500Golden swan events in bound
Buy GAW on open.
>>62270498DRAM haven't you heard? EWJ, EWY, EPOL,SOXX,
>>62270513I wish the ADR had more volume
>>62270498>what etf you guys holding?VGT, DRAM
>>62270498SOXL, TQQQ, USD, BITU
>f-futures?
Sneed disk to 1600 on taco Tuesday
i just spent some of my ai bubble gains on some dishes and mugsapparently this company is going bankrupt soon so i couldnt help but buy some of the stock for 50% off
>>62270420let's update that picture with the original for perspective shall we?
>>62270359There is literally no dip to buy. There will never be dips... ever again...
>>62270531How can plebbitors be so addicted to cannabis?
Apologize.
>>62270564Lighten up chudIt's the holiday weekend
daily reminder that hentavirus has already been memory holes and the fuckwits in here who dared to argue with me for telling them it was a nothingburger are nowhere to be seen and won't take accountability for being wrong
>>62270541Those are some beautiful mugs. Just picked up a couple myself. Thanks man
>>62270574>and the fuckwits in here who dared to argue with me for telling them it was a nothingburger are nowhere to be seen and won't take accountability for being wrongIt's almost like it was a SHILL CAMPAIGN or something!
>>62270567Like 1/3 of my port is SCHD
>>62270495That looks pretty solid. It's basically what I was doing with SSO/UPRO and VOO.
>>62270575there were a lot of nice ones too that are already sold out, and there'll definitely be a charm to some nice handmade pottery lines that will never be reproduced again (well this company specifically) since it looks like denby has no hope continuing past this yearsurprised a lot of them are selling out before it even hits 50% off, anyways still expensive stuff but better than wasting cash on another vacation i wont even enjoy that much
THE ENHANCED GAMES ARE ON
>>62270591basedthose who boughted schd will make it and never deal in the real world
>>62270593yepand at this stage of the bubble, RSP is undervalued because all the money is in fagman and chipsso it is very possible RSP could outperform SP500 and Nasdaq. i expect there to be a rotation into unloved low weight stocks
Trump said he would get it done and he got it done. This is why the troons over at /pol/ hate him. The man works non stop and never takes a break.
>>62270574it will spread through rodents it's a slow burner like ebola chan these outbreaks will just get seuentially larger and such outbreaks are down to the massive increase in the population worldwide. If it was not these it would be another. More animals, more disease spread.
>>62270619>rotation into unloved low weight stocksthere are no great value stawks they are all overvalued relsative to future returns at this point, especially so since US rates will make a deposit account with zero risk better than the vast majority and rates will rise because bonds set the rate not the fed and the US is at 100% of GDP now.
>>62270625You really are a cretin, you are not larper you are actually borderline clinically retarded.
>>62270633There it is. Name one way Trump lied or wronged YOU personally. I’ll wait..
>>62270638Trump delivers yet again.People will still curse him like there’s no tomorrow. But I’m the cretin for saying these things right?
>>62270640he's made my life worse
>>62270568I wasn't saying (you) are addicted to weed
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62270642Shouldnt have been born with shitskinShouldnt have chopped your dick offShouldnt have, um, owned a car I guess.
>>62270640Does he have a mailing list? I'd pay $5k a month to get 100% win rate tips
>>62270645Meaning?
>>62270614Why did SCHD suddenly go up a ton
>>62270652Line go up
>>62270654Honestly, only + .69% is suspiciously bad
>>62270652https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPTlvQ1Zet0
>>62270631Cash is trash chud
>>62270653Defensive rotation
>BITF
>>62270653KMB makes up a ton of their portfolio and the stock is mooning after partnering with Deion Sanders.
>>62270664>>62270662It's going to be really funny if SCHD ends up being the best play for etfs in 2026
>>62270664Why that nigger got a leaky ass hole?
>>62270667He been shittin 2 much
>>62270664alright this is a good stock now. i take it all back.
>>62270667I literally say "ITS PRIMETIME"Everytime after I take a shit in my adult disposable underwear.
>>62270646I am white, I am uncircumcised. I do have a car, but I've only driven it once in the past 2 months.I should add, i'm doing better under Trump, financially. But I also did better under Biden than Trump 1, and better under Trump 1 than Obama. I guess my financial situation keeps getting better.The rest of my life is a waste though
>>62270629>statistically the only person a european man can date in the future is either a jeeta or a chinkgrim
>>62269684I have talked so much with AI about how to structure good asymmetric iron condors today. 5h, 6h.
>>62270599>biopunk mutants competing in Las Vegasnoice
why are futures up? news?
>>62270678>HISTORIC STOCK MARKET RALLY CONTINUEShow's that for a headline?
what do retirees put their money in to live off their investments? you need like $5milli in voo to get $50k in dividends yearly.
>>62270517Subtle Sminem post
>>62270681You know you can sell stocks too, right?
>>62270449I'm now 70% cash as well, down from 90% right after last Monday. I will gradually pile back into my AI darlings as the market's and my mood about the climate improves.
>>62270674>the white race ends up split between Western mutt jeet mixes and eastern hapasgrim
>>62270681The traditional 60/40 VT/BNDW would give you a 3% yield so $2 million would be $60,000
>>62270683>Works better than fake dividends
>>62270681They sell 3%. Dividend heavy portfolio as wellVOO doesn't pay out much dividends since more SP00 tickers don't pay dividends.If you want to dividend max, you go SCHD $5 million dollars in SCHD would pay out nearly $200,000 a year which is very easy to live on. Ad you can sell off a portion of your gains for cash as a retiree. Selling 3% a year during retirement keeps a dividend portfolio solvent
these news aggregators need to be executed via firing squad
>>62270696You can thank the rich people hat society for ruining the news. I genuinely get all non-financial news from The Wire now.As for financial news... I mostly guess.
>>62270681you can do a HYSA and get 3-4% so you only need $3m instead of $5m. it's a bit of cheat code, don't tell anyone.
All you have to do is buy calls on dips. It’s literally that easy.
pool's closed
>>62270705lol that doesn't outdo inflation this decade
>>62270702I trust biz for my news
>>62270705>>62270712it doesn't outdo inflation and you're ust giving your money to the banks for free loland they take your money and leverage it to make real money lol
>>62270715You people are not very good at this.
>Recently got a crush on cute blonde white girl at work>Asked her out>Says she'd rather just be friends right now>Ok>A BUNCH of other women seem to be into me but for some reason I'm not attracted to them>Black, Asian, Hispanic etc., the whole nine yards>Only white dude during the night shiftsBros, what stocks do I invest in to make up for this shit? Its making me feel rather depressed right now....
>>62270721Reporting you to HR
>>62270721Jews are perverting our women
>>62270721Invest in Nvidia for an AI gf next year.
>>62270685i could easily screw the stupid and crazy out of you babe. it would not be difficult at all.
and what i've been thinking of, is when it's in your mouth, i want you nonchalant. when it's in your pussy, i want you to moan, and when it's in your butt, i want you to cry. and every time you hatepost i'm gonna hornypost at you until you're fixed.
>>62270376I want to know how many /biz/raelis saw that trade coming so I actually know if the reccomended options are legit or not. I need to not be broke I’m been fucked financially lately even if it’s a year out those 1800% gains
>>62270734wtf
>>62270740i like different flavors
Explain why you need more than 50% TQQQ and 50% SCHD.
I assume all of you that hold SCHD have at least 2 million in there.
Guys, what are your thoughts on AMD?
>>62270734i bet you're one of those balding millennial fags that talks like a woman when they speakEvery time I interact with one of you, I have the compulsion to start punching them.I look at the faces of victims of knock out games and I get it. Sometimes blacks are right.
>>62270749*spits on you*dog
I got fired
Is there no overnight because of this gay holiday? Not finding individual ticker prices.
>>62270749Only based post in this entire thread
>>62270748
i had a dream i peed on her too, but i think it's just because i had to go to the bathroom
but she loved it all the same
>>62270734>>62270751and the passive aggressiveness, the out of nowhere nonchalant sexual comments, which reminds me of your phenotype being massive sex pests as well. I've met hundreds of you.
>>62270377why would the market EVER go down? Its been almost 20 years since it happened; and anyone who held through that won anyways
>>62270359EFN
>>62270749>zoomers>not effete negro-worshipping twats
>>62270756Is 1T mktcap too ambitious?
I am now fully invested in AI stocks.
>>62270774Why would it be? They're already at 762B.
>>62270376SNDK at 90 was a deal.
>>62270764how much pussy are these hoes giving you to defend their "honor"she's a freak and a psycho. she's made for jew dick now.
>>62270408>>62270424market dumps tuesday :)
>qbts>ailol
>>62270749>>62270694>If you want to dividend max, you go SCHD $5 million dollars in SCHD would pay out nearly $200,000 a year which is very easy to live on. Ad you can sell off a portion of your gains for cash as a retiree. Selling 3% a year during retirement keeps a dividend portfolio solvent>i bet you're one of those balding millennial fags that talks like a woman when they speak
>>62270773Anyone who talks about schd is probably genx. We are in the infinite recursion of childishness where 27yo zoomers, 37yo millennials and 47yo genxers all 'think' they're still 17 and treat each other as such.
like she's probably pretending to be a cat right now and having some 50 year old do a writeup about screwing her eyeballs out
>>62270458There's WULF, CIFR, CORZ and HUT that have sold large leases. WULF is insanely leveraged but I guess it's backstopped by Google technically. CIFR is decently leveraged as well. HUT has some convertible debt will create some dilution. Corz came out of bankruptcy successfully so not really sure what the long term effects of that will be. Then you've got the big bitcoin miners that are slowly making the transition CLSK, MARA, and RIOT. Then there's the smaller mcap ones KEEL and WYFI. Leopold Aschenbrenner's last filing showed he increased his CLSK and RIOT holdings by a decent amount.
and then comes back and makes posts like "why is the white race dying?"
In case nuclear/uranium frens missed it, look who's shilling uranium miners?
Newfriend here, how do you guys buy your stocks? Is Robbinhood for normalfags?I'm already unsure on step 1 of my journey to become rich
>>62270376sivers will certainly pop off but the problem is it will be a roller coaster and almost nobody can hold through that
>>62270802I like Fidelity for my main tax deferred/post-tax accounts and Interactive Brokers for access to international markets.
>>62270752>I got firedThomas Massie has been relegated to /smg/ to make a living. Welcome home Tom.
>>62270802I use Charles Schwab for OTC and Alpaca for everything else.
>>62270802I use eTrade
>>62270802Robinhood is only worth it if you also pay the 50 bucks a year for RH Gold for at least getting SOME returns on your unvested cash and you'd have to get the credit card with flat 3% back to make it worth it vs fidelity. That and I find their mobile app to be 10x easier to use Fidelity's cards are shit but their base position in a free brokerage account is SPAXX which beats the shit out of RH's non-gold rate.I personally use both, RH for fun trading and then I keep all my boring shit in fidelity. They're both good to be honest as long as you use them properly.
>fidelity >schwab>Ibkr>Robinhood>webull>EtradeI just use a jew named hesh
>>62270802>>62270802Left would have worked if I went all in on SNDK last september.
>>62270802Always used Robinhood, never had any issuesIt's a little unprofessional but the interface is good. Some people say it stole their gamestop shares or something but I know nothin about that
>>62270685but i love you anyways babe. have a good night.
>>62270802Schwab for my real, main portfolio, with ETFs that I don't touch except to rebalanceibkr for my secondary, much more aggressive portfolio with individual picks. I only have 1/3 of the amount of money in my secondary one compared to my primary portfolio. So if I end up making bad picks it won't be catastrophic.
space x will triple within its first month of trading, right?
I have to learn how to do puts before the SpaceX IPO.
>>62270836Possible, as it is part of the three nuclear IPOs meant to annihilate index fund investor returns ("bogleheads"). More likely is a muted front run with a "sell off" in the QQQ. It will be pitched as a rotation into the space sector.Despite its financials mostly being a data center REIT for its AI competitor.
>>62270827>IBKR>Won't be catastrophic
>>62270836I don't know if that's ever happened with an IPO.Like 80% of IPOs, after 3 years, are at a lower price than what they IPOd at. You should be extremely wary of buying any IPO. The last 15 years, at least.Historically, on a long time horizon, it's 2 out of 3 IPOs will be below IPO price or underperforming SP500 after 3 years.It's especially bad for companies that IPO with negative earnings (SpaceX has negative earnings) the stats are abysmal. Around 90% under perform.if you don't believe me, go paste it to an AI and ask them if it's true
>>62270846if you ride a commodities contract to expiration you are legally obligated to fulfill the delivery at any broker lol
>>62270848>I don't know if that's ever happened with an IPOFigma. I asked for 100 shares, Robinhood filled 1 at $33. It pumped to $90 on open, went up to $120, Lina Kahn then bragged about preventing the merger with Adobe, and then over the last 8 months it's bled out 80% down to half of what the original adobe buyout price was for its whole market cap is at currently.
I wish SpaceX was run by someone that wasn't a grifter. I do like the idea of it, but Musk runs it and is majority shareholder.I'll watch SpaceX after the lockup period ends and see if the pre IPO shareholders dump most of their shares. Then I might consider it if they keep holding.
Anyone applying?
>>62270873you know, if you want to be a janitor, you have to send pictures of yourself and your ID lol
>In order to recoup my losses and go back to my peak, Sandisk MUST hit $2024Ahh... What... How... Switching to MU and then to leverage just to still not find the bottom did this. It's Micron's fault. I want REVENGE!!
>>62270870>Musk is a grifter The only grifter here is whatever doctor cut your dick off and told you that you were now a real woman dumb trannie.
>>62270876>The only grifter here is whatever doctor cut your dick off and told you that you were now a real woman dumb trannie.
>>62270877
>>62270876enjoy you bags.I'll screencap this to post in 6 months on /biz/ when Musk rugpulls all of you, and the stock price falls 98%
>>62270879>Musk will rug pull his own net worthYou trannies have been saying this since he came out as a cryptochud and had to burn your Tesla Model 3 like those dumb boomers that burned their $75 Nike shoes. Please go ahead and short the stock
>>62270802schwab and fidelity both give you a debit card that has unlimited ATM rebates so you can go to any ATM for cash and not care about the fees.
>>62270873>it's real
>>62270886Tesla manufacture runs are tiny compared to Toyota. Toyota ships 6 million cars a year, Tesla ships next to nothing, but Tesla is worth 2 trillionToyota is worth 200 billionenjoy your bagswhenever Musk manages to deliver on some of the shit he promised, he does these small protoype runs and markets it. None of the shit he manufactures will be significant enough to be meaningful in the economy.So that new glorious thing that Musk apparently made? Well, there's only a thousand of them. it wasn't long ago that Tesla manufacture runs of their cars were less than 100,000 a year, and it was valued over a trillion dollar company lolwhilst Toyota ships multi millions of cars
>>62270846this is why I don’t play with futures. having a physical delivery dumped on me would unironically bankrupt me on OpEx alone
>>62270897I have this card, does it just pull funds from spaxx?
so since there's been like 10%+ in fake deal pumps over the months do those get reversed at some point or..? why can the market just pump 1%+ on bullshit repeatedly? at this point lets just keep this cycle up and pump the market endlessly with fake deals, right?
So what do we think boysIs this Chink Fud a la bitcoin or is it really CYCLICAL as usual and AI can't absorb the chinese capacity once they can produce HBM in the next 2-3 years
>>62270910>Tesla manufacture runs are tiny compared to Toyota. Toyota ships 6 million cars a year, Tesla ships next to nothing, but Tesla is worth 2 trillionOptimus, FSD, Robotaxi.
>>62270873Nows my chance for the big leagues!
>>62270918Probably.It's what the CCP have done everywhere> flood the market with cheap goods which net them next to no profit>get MASSIVE subsidies to keep flooding the market>once competitors shut down they consolidate what's leftScorched earth capitalism.
>>62270918>China is finally gonna outcompete the west this time, r-right?!No
>>62270925>the chinese government spends money so i can have cheaper goodsi don't see the issue here
>>62270922You're going to have to beat me to it pardner.
>>62270929Of course you don't. You'll only see the issue after your stocks are in the shitter and your cheap new toaster starts reciting mao's little red book to you.
>>62270918News outlets have been saying things like this for months, since about January. Youtubers were saying this before them. Gamers Nexus has been begging for this scenario every other video since 2025. But people don't understand the 2028 projection and have been running away like roadrunners since May 18. The big three's profits will likely continue as per their own projections, but the cycle will end for us NOW based on this alone, until earnings. It happens about every month.
>>62270873cant wait for the newest ass hurt tyrant that will inevitably plague us
>kept pumping almost to +1% on no deal
>>62270936I'm wondering if we're gonna keep getting these deep 33% dips on micron due to fud, then massive 60% pumps until either it gives up the ghost or bears consneed.
>>62270900that's my calf btw babe
>Decide now or bad thing happens>Deal soon!>ok ok, take your time guys, we and you should take your time, this has to be a good one>Here's a picture of a BOMB hehelol
>on no deal
>>62270953it's pumping on optimism which will be crushed when they get the bad news
Saars what is POET going to be on tuesday?Pls do the needful
>>62270802The answer is always either Fidelity or Schwab. Then stick with a total market etc like VTI/VXUS while you learn
>>62270965As a europoor I will sell today. See you in the red on Tuesday.
>>62270802Thinkorswim is based
>>62270953The thing about Trump is that he will always TACO, it's just that the timing can cost you 10%. Thus the volatility.
>>62270918The big drive in demand for DRAM and NAND is coming from data center demand. I can absolutely see Chinese manufacturers eating up a larger part of the market for consumer PC parts and supplying OEMs. But I can't see Trump's admin allowing Chinese parts to be used in their critical AI infrastructure.Hopefully this will lead to a best of both worlds outcome. Stocks critical to the AI buildout keep printing cash, while prices for laptops, PC's and consumer grade parts start coming down from their recent highs.
>>62270664He had bladder cancer so he's got a leaky dickt. Jane Goodall
>>62270918erm no one gives a fuck about china
>>62270961>ok ok, take your time guys, we and you should take your time, this has to be a good onethis is a clear sign that the deal will happen soon, and it'll be a rushed/desperate deal
>>62270746For me, it's 90% VT, 10% JEPQ for dividends.I have over a million dollars and this is my current spread. Just enough diversity and dividends but solid gains. $2450 a month.
>>62270973The market isn't gonna buy the taco anymore. The last one failed.
>>62270982CHYNA (repeat ad infinitum)
give me one reason i shouldn't go all in in SPYI. $400/mo guaranteed would be a substantial return for me.
>>62271004>$2450 a month with a million investedthat's fucking pathetic kek
>>62271015Good question, if it's free money why doesn't everyone do it?
>>62271017I have a business too and I get $3000-4000, so actually like 6k
>>62271019things have really slowed down. as you can see my chart basically is a sigmoid now. i want money not endless crabbing. im also tired of checking the market daily.i just dont want to get fucked, either. one holding feels risky.
>>62271028>one holding feels risky.It's not one holding if it's an ETF
>Trump publicly cancels the deal, telling US negotiators not to rush after Republican warhawks and Democrats criticised the deal floating around online>Trump reneges on giving Iran $12 billion in frozen assets>Trump reneges on lifting the US blockade>Trump reneges on waiving the sanctions on Iranian oil for 30 days>Trump reneges on including Hezbollah in the ceasefire>Trump reneges on pushing talks about Iran's nuclear program and enriched uranium 30-60 down the road after singing a memorandum of understanding>Market still acting as though a deal is about to happen
Sivers is pumping rn. Up 11% in 40 minutes.
>>6227103630-60 days*
>>62270982Why are we Europoors so fucked? There's fewer bucks invested than fucking Japan, a country 1/3 our population.
I found thishttps://github.com/virattt/dexterit's Claude Code but designed for financial research instead of coding.
GRPN...?!
Thank you Japan and China for poomping my portfolio while Euros and Mutts are lazy socialist hell holes.
>>62271015Wow that's a good dividend, plus growth
>>622708021. Open a SoFi or Chase bank as they are pretty easy especially SoFi which instantly approves you for a checking and savings same day even with bad credit and they are a big bank that's trusted. They send out a debit checking card same day. 2. Start making a lot of money and save 20k a year minimum or you're just playing with it. 3. Buy VT(global) if you want lots of diversification and more safety Buy VOO if you want more aggressive and REALLY believe in AIs futureBuy QQQM if you REALLY REALLY REALLY believe in US stocks and AI
>>62271057you won't even be here when things are going poorly
Chances EU keeps pumping cause they can't do anything else anyways?
>>62271059Also I should've said SoFi and chase bank which I use both have brokerage accounts for investing. You can instantly transfer money from your checking there. Fidelity is good for investing but a bank is more flexible since with plaid you can connect credit cards if you are building credit and easily send money over. Also zelle and the other features like cash back. I use SoFi and chase bank as my IRL bank. Not sure if fidelity has all that that since it's pretty much just for investors.
>>62270797>RIOTAschenbummer is wrong if he is a degen like me who exclusively deals in OTM calls. He's too early on them. They won't rip this year.
>>62271064>EUInvestment-pool is closed.
>>62271064More than 40% the EU bull run will continue after the Iran affair is over and Hormussy open. The depressant is oil.
>>62271017Yeah he can sell puts on ridiculous tier deltas like 0.01 and get that, easily.
>>62271061What did he mean by this...
Not too late to get on that Flat Capital ride with SpaceX and Klarna to the moon. But maybe you guys don’t like making money… whatever
>>62271015I wouldn't make it more than 20% of your portfolio unless you are about to retire. If you still have 20+ years to go you will be missing out on a lot of growth over vti or voo. If you don't care about that and just want income now then go ahead and go all in on it.
If people are worried about prices being at all time highs. Don't worry.Because companies are printing absolute money, the price to earnings multiple has collapsed 10%, and prices are not keeping up with earnings.If you're not buying now, you're stupid. Fucking crashes don't happen when this much money is being made.This doesn't seem to be clicking with people. They look at the price of stocks, and just think bigger number, bigger bubble. That's not not how it works. Yes, it's a significant vertical rise. But bubbles are when earnings don't keep up with price. The opposite is happening. Earnings are significantly higher than ever but price isn't keeping up. I think that's going to be a big theme of this bubble, and the earnings multiple is going to keep falling despite rising prices. Because companies are printing more money, because they're growing, but that growth isn't being completely priced in.you need to be buying everything you can. Look for high earnings, high growth companies with with collapsing p/e ratios. Even if their prices are in a local slump, their earnings can't be ignored forever. You can buy some of the best companies in the world now at a discount.
>>62271087>Flat Capitalthe what?
oil is pumping
What's the Fed & Treasury's plan to increase liquidity going into the summer?
>>62271109
>>62271109why do you need liquidity injections?everything's roaring
Sold sivers too early :(
>>62271113Everythings roaring because all the big companies are buying back their own shares theres no new money all the big IPOS will suck out out all the potential new buyers.. its going to be grim but until then its going to be great
>>62271119but the Fed doesn't have a mandate to keep stocks high.the economy is roaring.
>>62271115Crazy moves, up nearly 30% since open.
>>62271124It's the only thing the Fed has accomplished.
>>62271098can’t u just tell me ehich companies to buy
>Urgent | Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman: No one can say that we have come close to reaching an agreement.>Futures jump>only news I can findlol, do algos not understand
>>62271015>>62271019>smoked on taxes compared to b/h>never beat VTI total return>underlying stonk will always beat yieldtrash derivative >have fun watching it reverse split to zero>have fun watching your portfolio stay red - forevercovered call / ultra yield funds = midwit trapscreen cap this
>>62271115What the nigger, I´m feeling crazy FOMO, do they even have revenue?
>>62271046>https://github.com/virattt/dexternot downloading your scam virat singh
>>62271127>>62271134I'm hoping it dips a lot on earnings
>>62271133I see spyi/qqqi as a safety blanket for wagies. If you are making 6 figures a few hundred a month is nothing but if you are making 35k a year it can help you rebuild savings after a big expense.
>>62271134Absolutely not. The current valuation is all speculative on the CPO ramp up over the next couple of years. They're currently unprofitable. They do have some tailwinds hitting this week like their inclusion in the MSCI small cap index which will bring in some institutional cash. They're also pushing ahead for a NASDAQ listing but no confirmation on when this will be happening.
>>62271140option overlay 'income' funds should be illegalgo scan plebbit for all the happy customersbtw i have nothing against proper dividend funds eg schd fdvv etc i get why people buy them maybe ill own a few when im old
>>62271115Been shilling it since Friday here, up 50 % since then.
>>62271144So far they haven't shown any sign of nav erosion and have been able to recover from the market shitting itself but it's always a concern.
>>62271131Google, Nvidia, Paypal, Microsoft, Salesforce, SMCI, ONthese are all great companies with high earnings and growth and priced at a discount, and deep discount for some.
Rheinmetall you cunt
>>62271153Did you expect tech megacorp valuations? They're already one of the biggest arms producers in the world, it's time to exit at this point.
>tfw only the shitty non US stock market available today
>>62271147good luck
>>62271157I’m down 2,7% ;<( Thought I bought the dip. Looks like I’ve bought a soon to be extinct company. Never trust the Germans.Russia just trashed Kiev for no good reason. You’d think more people would like to become potential bagholders
>>62271162Total return isn't a concern for someone worried if rent will get paid on time.
>>62271115Yup did the same. Oh well atleast made some decent money off of it
>>62271153>>62271165It's probably a good time to start derisking yourself from defense companies unless you really believe in an imminent Taiwan situation. All the gains from Russia/Ukraine have been realised years ago (plus when it ends neither country will be in a position to start a war for many years) and it looks like the US admin is not willing to escalate in Iran. At this price you can just dump on baggies
>yieldmax debates in the big 2026
>>62270574I never disagreed with you.
>>62271170Yeah you’re probably right. I’ll hold a few days more to see if it starts showing any signs of recovering
>>62271145I sold on Friday
>>62270574that's how 4chan goes>be completely and utterly wrong>escape into the nightit's the best thing about it
>>62271140There is no mechanical difference to the wagie just logging in once per month or fewer into his broker and selling a fractional share of his SPY or whatever.I guess it feels "badder" or something.This is why AI will replace us. The logic doesn't logic for most people.
>>62270574>>62271205Those were the same faggots that were doomsaying about billions of deaths from COVID vaccines.
>>62270749>>62270764Based.
>>62271200Earnings on nixt Friday, it will probably go towards 10 and then drop by half again and crab along until revenue catches up a bit.
>>62271208Yes. Selling $500 worth of shares while the market is down feels a lot worse than just taking out dividends instead of reinvesting them. Touch grass long enough and you start to notice people are primarily driven by emotions.
>>62270873I might apply claude as a janny for the lols.
>>62270359WE GREEN TODAY
>>62270498AVGE
>watching yuto tards cash out before the reverse tacohey I wanna play too :( open the damn markets mayne
been away a couple days what all i miss
>>62270383>I'm long bitcoin.Based. So you are long IREN and WULF, too?
so, Oil will just stay down a whole week even if there won't be a deal out of fear of a deal coming out even though more things point to no deal happening
>Two sources close to Trump's negotiation team say Trump is now completely backing away from the US-Iran deal, under "extreme internal pressure from Israel and its US domestic allies," urging him not to accept Iran‘s terms.wow who could have foreseen this
what sounds good to grill today ? its memorial day so buying the good stuff
Should I buy blue owl?
>>62271109>>62271112>>62271119So been thinking a little. Trump has mentioned the Golden Age numerous times. What if...>war with Iran, keep dragging it on>force countries to sell gold to buy oil and stabilize their currencies (Turkey, Russia, China, etc.)>buy up the physical gold on back channels to replace missing gold in reserves>we are here>Warsh enters the Fed, prepping the bull>going into late June or early July, mark to market US gold reserves, creating a new floor>do the gold -> debt swap that has been speculated on>US deficit wiped out>announce 50 year gold backed US treasury bond>massive liquidity injection to pump marketsIf you wanted to keep pumping to win the AI war against China, why wouldn't Trump be willing to do this?
>>62271250Trump announcing that he's closing on another historic deal with Iran to open the strait soon (two more weeks).
Are we getting epic gainz tomorrow?
>>62271265>Are we getting epic gainz tomorrow?>>62271256bobos about to eat
>>62271259fuck a memorial day nigga my gains are being cooked right now we about to have a memorial day for portfoliosLET ME IINNNNNNNN!!!
DR Congo “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”Patient: “Give me the bad news first.”DR Congo “You have Ebola and 24 hours to live.Patient “Well shit. What’s the very bad news?”DR Congo “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
I always make the most money when US market is closed for some reason.
It's gonna be a great week and start of an amazing summer
>>62271280Americans have paper hands.
>>62271274gamble on crypto todaymarket always open like it should be
>>62271262He would but warsh is 1 out of 12 votes he only sets the agenda of the fed also if warsh just cut rates youd have hyperinflation the day of that would mean all bets are of (if its on a whim) April pce is important that releases thursday I believe
PDDthe ticker for Temuis at 7 p/e ratio right now
>>62271271Bobos NEVER eat anything besides shit.
>nicky up>nintendo extends losses to -7.5% from last week's highkek tendies
HOLY FUCK THE NIKKI ATH WE WON WE FUCKIN WON
>>622712999% of my portfolio is a Japan ETF lol
MEMORYBROS WE CANT STOP FUCKIN WINNING HOLY >>62271300 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Key Events This Week:>1. US-Iran Agreement Details - Expected Today>2. US Markets Closed, Memorial Day - Monday>3. May Consumer Confidence data - Tuesday>4. April PCE Inflation data - Thursday>5. US Q1 2026 GDP data - Thursday>6. April New Home Sales data - Thursdaymy red wojak folder about to do a 10x
>>62271256>the big yahoo is gonna crash my folionever did like them judeans
>>6227130010% here. It's been pretty rekt by the regime change. At least my Developed Asia Pacific ex Japan is absolutely ripping. Like 20% up in the last 2.5 months.
>>62271306The only other international ETF I have is FLLA. It's a LatAm ETF, at 6% vs 9% for my Japan ETF. So 15% international total
>+5,58% today and half my stocks aren’t even trading todayPlease mr Drumpf don’t ruin US market tomorrow
>>62271262
>>62270531Redpill me on redditors not knowing about futures
Oil baggies kek
WTI@90
Oilies lost
>>62271304Bring on those dips.
>>62271304honestly pretty spooked about the iran peace deal, are bobos about to be redeemed
>>62271335You mean you're spooked its real or fake?
>>62271335There won't be any deal like each and every time there's been a deal in the making.
>>62270873How much is the hourly compensation for a jannie, remind me again?
>>62271337spooked this time the peace will fail for the final time>>62271338its feels different since this is directly after the summit, not to mention on memorial day
Now that we all know oil is going back down, why shouldnt I just go all in on SCO
he won't even shut up about it
>>62271341>its feels different The most dangerous words in investing.
The problem is both Trump and Iran will only accept a deal that makes them look like they won.
>>62271345What if he actually makes a great deal for the region though? And then he does a quick and successful action in Cuba.>successful regime change in Venezuela and Cuba>good deal in Iran while the market soared throughout the warHis legacy will be eternal.
As the AI mania becomes more and more franticand optimism in technological advancement continuesinvesting in speculative technologies could easily 10x
>>62271345Kek, insanity
>>62271350Stop posting top signs, anon...
>>62271349>successful regime change in VenezuelaLiterally nothing changed thoughbeit.
>>62271354Clearly it did. They’re completely opening up to foreign investors
>>62271345some retard out there in bumfuck iowa is smirking reading this slop
>>62271360why are you singling out bumfuc iowa?
>>62271352Top? We are just getting started with this bubble
>>62270802I started out with Sharebuilder (Capital One) which was sold to Morgan Stanley and is now ETrade. I’m happy with it because I don’t have to wait for deposits to clear before trading when I use the wire transfer. Welcome to the club new fren.
>>62271359That's him threatening the existing regime with being kidnapped in the vein of what they did to the bus driver, the regime hasn't changed in any meaningful sense. That USAID Veneco opposition woman was packed off to the land of irrelevance
Bubu sisters what the FUCK?! How could we let Momo fucking shits win like this?
Im so bored , should I Just buy oil and Hope the orange man bombs iran
>>62271364>>62271360It's mostly the midwest retards that have the least money in the stockmarket, are farmers who get absolutely destroyed by Trump's policies and have the least brown people around themselves for which reason they voted Trump only for him to economically destroy them.
>>62271368if I have to wait for funds to clear, I just buy on margin until they clear
>>62271374Orange man bored of Iran, Orange want Cuba now!
>oil isn't crawling back up yetKinda odd, would've expected it to climb already.
>>62271360If only. Yet this fucktarded market buys his lies. Every single one. How many weeks are we in this fucktarded shit, again? Propped to you by David Axios and Al Arabya Paki source. When the FUCK will this charade stop.
Oil just broke 90 oil baggies lmao
>>62271375classism isn't nicethese are people that are disenfranchised by the system. can you blame them for supporting a grifter like Trump?I think the government should give everybody a stake in the stock market, and set up a sovereign wealth fund for everyone to eventually collect dividends from.just build wealth in the fund for the next 20 years, then dividends can start being distributed for the next generation. everyone will be able to see the dividends they'll be collecting.
>>62271392a sovereign wealth fund in the USA would get looted within 1-2 administrations
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAROIL BAGGOTS ARE NOT WELCOME HERECRY ON HOME YOU OILY FREAKSSAD ABOUT YOUR LOSING STREAKSKEK OIL BAGGOTSKEK OIL BAGGOTSKEK OIL BAGGOTS
Just encountered some extremely cute girl holding a box of leaves while walking my cat through the grass fields. I'm so fucking lonely bros...
>>62271391>Oil just broke 90 oil baggies lmaokek
>oil on fire saleSLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
>>62271405>$90>9,000 pennies>For black goo>That comes out the ground>And is found everywhere>Second most plentiful liquid on earth
>>62271413Try 12,000 pennies in a few weeks
Scotty Bussy hard at work today, with his fuckbuddy at the BoJ
new>>62271431>>62271431
>>62270705>4% income on 10% inflationgenius.
>>62270495>AyayaGOD
>>62270514Why bother with the others instead of just DRAM?>>62270518exactly same here>>62270527>BITUwhy this over MSTR?
