dr pepper edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62270359
Ohhh, I would kill for a cold Dr Pepper right now. And an exploded Oil&Vix.Got gigarekt on airliner puts today.
Looks like Obducat might be the next Sivers. It's popping off today. Not sure if mutts can buy it though
/smg/ is sleeping on quantum stocks
>>62271425kek another one
>>62271443I'll buy quantum if it's ever discovered they can be practical for general computingit might only 100x rather than 1000x but better than losing it all if quantum computing is a costly dead end
>>62271437 are you talking about this one? bull thesis?
UBICHADS RAISE YOUR HANDS>Ubichads loading, suits can’t understand>Diamond hands on Ubisoft, now we run the land>While bears keep crying, we keep buying more>Next stop market kings, kicking down the door>Charts go green, whole squad yelling “Gods!”>Market gonna bow to the mighty Ubichads
>>62271449Yes. I know nothing about it, but expect it to be pumped heavily
it's a holiday, go have a bbq with your family or have sex with your wifes. What are you doing here?
>>62271453they have been profitable only 1 year over the last 5 years. Why should i buy this anon, you have to convince me in less than 5 lines of text
why is most community driven trading shit like 90% get rich quick shit, BUY MY COURSE, and pump and dumps? it seems like there's 9 grifters for every 1 person with an authentic interest in trading
Some options I don't think I could classify as gambling like covered calls.Some people just want out of a stock. If it goes down and you win it's free money that would've been the same outcome anyways.I for one am not really sure about AI's future and how relevant Nvidia stock will be for the next 3 years. Being in one stock is never a good idea. I threw 400k at nvidia on a whim a couple months ago but it's been lackluster compared to if I would've just gambled on micron or some other semi etf I would've made bank and very predictably.Nvidia has been doing very poorly compared to a year ago. I bought months ago when it was in 180s. Nvidia is supposedly going to be 48% up next year but it could just as easily be only 25% with how it's been going. That's no better than VOO. Overvalued. My target is 230, I'm out.
>>62271458Photonics pamp do the needful
>>62271458The CEO bought a ton of shares recently. They just got a new order from a customer. It's going to be pumped by retards.
>>62271459Because the educated people that are interested in trading will tell retail to index invest. The niggas selling courses make their money off selling courses.
>>62271462Nvdia has not been doing poorly. It's beat earnings every quarter since 2018It's investors that are doing poorly chasing stupid shit instead of putting money into companies that actually make money.
>>62271453>obducatcomputerGODS
>>62271469Its been poor with gamblers who want short term gains. I should've just went all in on micron. the fact is nvidia is only up 12% in 3 months and 6 months it's back where it was last fall.Its doing very poor compared to last year.
>>62271453/smg/ is also sleeping on OBDU. they just announced a massive business model shift: they signed a 3-year Foundry Service Agreement worth a minimum of SEK 115M for Defense Photonics (a near 4x increase from the previous contract). They aren't just selling the machine anymore and they are printing the components for the customer. This transforms them into a recurring-revenue manufacturing bottleneck for the optical supercycle. It is a micro-cap with a history of extreme volatility and dilution. Consequently, I have started with a very small, exploratory position. The risk is high, but if they successfully transition into a recurring-revenue Photonics Foundry, the upside from these valuation levels is extreme.
hey guys hehe the longer the deal isn't happening the lower oil should go hehe that makes sense
>>62271479Well, the longer we go, the closer we're to the deal, so the prices are going down to reflect that. Makes perfect sense if you think about it.
>>62271479They're in Qatar dotting crossing the T's and putting little love hearts on the I's.Face it you filthy oil baggot, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!
>>62271453>>62271476why are we gambling with photonics when we can just buy stocks that specializes in making large energy consumption more efficient specifically for data centers, -> WOLF or any of its competitors reallypower will be the bottleneck and nuclear energy wont be coming anytime soon, these stocks will be the heavily used instead
>>62271468heres my course. >buy VTI>buy lots more VTI
Is WeBull ok for trading?
>>62271483A deal never happens, that's true.
>good value and growth>good dividend that isn't garbage>diversified and safeIts literally the perfect ETF. Try finding one better.
I'm balls deep in long dated CORN options. Why do I feel like they're gonna tank tomorrow even though fertilizer and gas should pump my CORN options to $100 each?
>>62271485/smg/ is also sleeping on WOLF. i dont see the US building nuclear reactors in the next 2-3 years, its already the middle of 2026 and there havent been any plans for new reactors to be built. this is the short term answer for energy issues. $1000 EOY
>>62271456just got done having sex with all my wifes (all hot females) and now getting ready to BBQ
>>62271496You should let them expire and be balls deep in real corn
>>62271486VTI or bust, my port hit $1.5M this year and i'm largely VTI and VXUS>>62271488it's fine
ok i bought some obducat
>>62271498What a coincidence. I just got done barbequing my wives and having sex with a raw rack of pork ribs.Although, I've got this vague feeling I'm forgetting something important
Oil baggies cry as crude slides down,Their portfolios bleed black, they drownKing Dollar laughs, the barrel’s clown
whats a good vegetarian meals to BBQ today? (for my wife's)
Lukoil bags
>>62271508Sure, I'll tell you if you curse vishnu for me real quick.
>>62271431
>>62271497ok im bullish but where u getting the 1k figure from
>>62271508
>>62271503nice, but wtf is that
>>62271510>curse vishnuwhat is that
>>62271518Dont play dumb with me jeet
>>62271495It just got lucky with Korea and Japan.I wouldn't let one year off outperforming Sp500 get to your head
>>62271507Quite the slaughter. I'm not seething so far, because I'm not fully invested yet and have a few rounds of ammunition left. I'm going in tomorrow at these prices. I get that you need to exert maximum pain and get total liquidation of leverage before we have room for higher.
>>62271518You sound like a tourist. Every true bizraeli knows about hindu traditions.
>>62271508make bbq tofu? lol
This is the full post, and it's not a meme.
>>62271524lolyou knowthere's no way he actually wrote out all those names and titles spelt correctly himself
>>62271520you don't have vegetarian BBQ recipe quit wasting my time
>japanese stock markets get a lunch break what the fuck
>>62271524oh ffs fucking schizo babble shit aint happening
>>62271530so he unironically held the world economy to ransom in order to secure more recognition for israel?
>>62271534china markets get a lunch break between 11:30-1:00
>>62271534So you have time to properly seppuku if necessary, without interrupting other people's work
my wifes are getting hungry
>>62271525why
>>62271547Becaus the gujarati options market is the most active in the world sarr
sitting cash only sucks dick, but i can't seem to grasp the market these days and it's better than losing moneymaybe it's waging until old age for me
>>62271549The markets the same as its always been blud deep otm 0dtes at open is the safest option
>>62271530Holy fuck please someone teach him what a paragraph is.
>>62271549just buy and set a 30% stoploss
>>62271431is dead
>>62271556
>Pope Leo warns AI revolution driven by ‘idolatry of profit’SELL ALL YOUR NVDA AND MU ON TOMORROW'S OPEN OR RISK EXCOMMUNICATIONSHORT NVDA SNDK MU SHORT AMD SHORT INTC (but unironically)YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
When Iran negotiates, it does on its behalf and to get policies that benefits it. When America negotiates, it literally does it on behalf of Israel. I can't grasp why, white christian nationalists votes for Trump after all.I think this requirement (forcing middle eastern countries to sign the surrender to Israel) can tank the deal too.
>>62271573This dumbass is why im not catholic. Even the bible recognizes the importance of investing, and while it's a metaphor for spiritual investment, it does not claim its evil to invest your money.
>>62271534>lunch is for wimpsexpected better from the samurai
>>62271573>>62271581That's exactly why the cucktholics fell behind protestants hundreds of years ago
>>62271591/v/ here. Go ahead. You'll lose everything.
>>62271435>Ohhh, I would kill for a cold Dr Pepper right now. And an exploded Oil&Vix.I'm drinking an ice cold Pepsi Zero right now.>Got gigarekt on airliner puts today.I can smell your beret from here, Europoor.
>>62271593What else is there left to lost? There's unironically nowhere to go but up
>>62271596There is this thing called bankruptcy. The baguettes aren't going to subside their losses forever. Not telling you not to trade it, but if you hold it expecting them to recover to former glory then I have a bridge to sell you.
The stock market is closed today so Americans can "honor" their "dead soldiers"Don't forget to spit on an American if you see one today
>pope Leo issues first document>calls AI the tower of Babylon and says it is a moral crisis and will lead to great warsGod is on the side of SOXS. you weird trannies and tech faggots and Indians will NEVER replace God with a data center. sorry Rajeesh Patel and xirs but I am not buying your datacenter bags.
>>62271603If there's one thing that following videogames to any degree should teach you, it's that the masses will slop up almost anything with a brand name they've heard of if given the chance
>>62271607Buying SOXS to join your brothers? Fair enough
>>62271608Yeah, that's why Ubisoft reported billions in losses right? Because their games are still selling?The only slop that is a guaranteed sell these days is GTA and that is pretty much the holy grail and simultaneously the quantum last straw that might land on the camels back.
> futures
>>62271613There are still a few break glass in case of emergency titles that Ubisoft can push out, maybe the most obvious of which is Rainbow 6 Siege 2. Even if it's complete dogshit it'll still sell.
>>62271607Despite hating AI, I will profit from it, and if it possible use the money to send funds to the Anti-AI movement, as communist pieces of shit said "The Capitalists Will Sell Us the Rope with Which We Will Hang Them", the same goes with this.
>>62271615Your faith is admirable considering that their literal; "Free gorillion sales" game was Japanese Assassins Creed and they couldn't help themselves and made it about a nigger. That game was legit free and they still tossed it away.
VOO or SPYG right now? SPYG has done very well for me but you know how it goes
>>62271620Well R6S was zogged up very early on so a black + gay sequel wouldn't do much damage unlike AC
>>62271624Fair enough, I still think you should consider having a stop loss or take profits along the way because my faith in Ubisoft is below zero.
>futures
>>62271627oh fuck no I'm not buying it but I think there's a reasonable bull case there if something of a gamble
>>62271606We're sorry for the dead american soldiers. I made a donation to Ukraine today so they can kill more russian soldiers. Russia's surrender will be bullish for the stock market and the fastest way to make it happen is to kill more of them. This is financial advice.t. german
>>62271633anything interesting in there?
CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME... oh.
>>62271530Did they build Truth Social specifically to have no limit on the length of a tweet?
>>62271643for once I made nice gains during eu time
>>62271643Banks are closed but online stock trading is open today in Germany, yay!
>>62271641SNPS is semiconductor related
this is the worst smg yet
>>62271643Up 1.1% today. Waiting for it to vanish once no deal happens and pool remains closed.
>>62271658is it?
Way up today
>>62271666Checked
my obducat investment made me 70€. that's like 1 day of wageslaving in my europoor country
I used to be a chud about Russia Ukraine and was upset about muh tax dollars. I still would like an audit but I'm now supportive of Ukraine fighting for it's independence. Another great nation did this once.
so if you sold on friday you lost?
>>62271670I did like 600USD in the first two days on the market, thats an entire month of wageslaving in my Southamerican hive.
>>62271611it's actually quite impressive that Nigeria is able to hold itself together as a country, even with the rebellions and kidnappings etcyou would expect it to have spun off into two halves decades agoOIL really does heal all polisocioeconomic wounds
still need some vegetarian BBC recipes please...
>>62271503>Avg price 0,0778Anon..It's down to 0,0446 right now. Is this normal? Still a buy at the cheaper price?
>>62271689oops BBQ* how embarrassing
>>62271502hell yeah
TSX ticker I'm watching is BUFF
>>62271658just go have BBQ and sex with your wives bro
>>62271698Something is wrong with your graph. It's up +105% right now.
>>62271576>abraham accordsliterally guaranteed israeli expansionism and the current war. if this even comes close that's just a guarantee that the gulf goes up in flames. definitely don't buy oil seriously, super imminent peace deal within hours today tomorrow this week time is on our side
Cash sisters status report?
Peace deal is being finalized we are all selling the news right
>>62271720It's a rare buy the rumor buy the news event.
>>62271595>I can smell your beret from here, Europoor.Smells like closed Hormussy, right Pool?
>>62271689What an awkward Freudian slip.
>>62271647he built it on solely not being able to be banned
>>62271459Because there is very little money to be made by telling investors to buy index funds
>>62271724What kind of rare? Secret rare?
>>62271729Shiny rare. Like the bitcoin ETFs. That was a buy the rumor buy the news event.
>>62271689I told you, curse Vishnu and I'll tell you. Do it, shitfingers.
Prices are just gonna stay this way for another 23 hours
Get back to work goyim.
lol...
Bears getting desperate clinging to every rumour
>>62271751Happy Memorial Day! B&PP day
>>62271751america is getting humiliated in front of the entire world. Pathetic
Bridge & Power Penis Daygood luck iran
>>62271751TOP KEKTOTAL JEWISH VICTORYWAR IS BACK BOYZZZZZZ
>>62271443Quantum computing has been the next big thing for 20 years or so.
animals
Does fusion work now or is it still 20 years until it works?
>>62271777Four score and Two more weeks!Same with Quantum.Also checked & witnessed.
>>62271698>>62271713It's now up +132%. If it gets a recoil tomorrow then it might be good to buy some.
This weekend will never end.The stock markets have been permanently shut down.You now have to earn your money by returning to waging.
Trump is probably still typing his next post since the last
>>62271777Fusion is a cost of energy question for the most part. Right now no reason to seriously pursue it beyond research. Natty gas is pretty much free and fission reactors can meet the current demand no prob.
>>62271741>Vishnuidk wtf that is and why you ip jumping seems like something a certain tribe would do
>>62271777Fusion works great if you have 2 megawatts of power and want to generate 1 megawatt of power with it.
>>62271795shouldn't he be out laying reefs today and morning our fallen soldiers
>>62271816Losing losers you mean?
>>62271816I don't think trump is big on participation trophies.
/smg/, hypothetically, if you managed to create an indicator that has a 1:2 risk reward ratio and an 80% winrate, what would you do with it?
>>62271829risk my entire account and blow it up
>>62271829Roll the dice again and again
Escalation alert in regards to Ukraine, seems like Russia is now about to follow through with hitting decision making and command posts in Kyiv, which they have largely avoided, although the comment about striking defense industry is nothing new
qcom baggies are we finna have our lil intc moment?
>>62271590>ReformationandRestorationistGODS
>>62271838Xi must be feeling the pain right now if he's letting his little slav dogs off the leash a bit. I doubt anything will actually happen though.
Japanese watchmakers are looking really good, might invest into Citizen, with Seiko looking good as well, and Casio seems kind of a wild card.
>>62271829Post it here and ask anon to test it for me
>>62271840nigga we could create cold fusion reactors AGI and a cure for cancer tomorrow and our stock price would only move +0.32%
>>62271847who unironically still buys watches? I'd rather buy pokemon cards and bet on them gaining value, even if the modern ones look like dogshit
>>62271845i think they held off mainly because they didn't want Ukraine striking the kremlin (unlike the time they hit the flag post) with anything actually serious, i dont know if i a some doomer schizo but i think some sort of nuclear escalation most likely a dirty bomb like they planned in 2023 is in the cards
>>62271607>God is on the side of SOXSi hope you know we were all joking on Thursday/Fridaynobody is actually buying SOXS and its gonna be below $7 at open on tuesday
>>62271847nigga people just look at the phone for time
>>62271607No. God is on the side of those who buy calls.
>>62271852Just those three companies equate to ~6 billion USD market cap
>futureswar must be over again
>>62271849i think it would actually go down if that happened. the more vacuous the industry, the higher the line goes.thats why im so bullish on qcom.
>>62271853The war is nearing its end, towards the end of conflicts fighting typically hots up in order to gain leverage at final negotiations and as armies expend their transported munitions to save dismantling/destroying/leaving any to the enemy.>t. armchair general and long time smigger
why are you niggers posting here, market is closed
>>62271870recovering between gooning sessions
>>62271867The only news that happened at the same time is Ukraine saying they struck a russian oil depot. How that is bad for oil, no clue.
Why does it seem like, when trading 0dtes, it is much more profitable to wait until 12PM and trade with even less time to be right, than it is to be right from 9am?This seems to be a math thing, because I've found it to be true for 2 straight months. Intuitively it seems like the opposite should be the case, as there is a lot more opportunity to be wrong at 9am than there is at 12PM...>gamma will be higher ATM @ 12PM because there is less time for the price to change, and lower OOTMWell yes I get that mathematically assuming market are random, but they aren't really are they, there is a fair bit more action after 12pm than that randomness accounts for.
>>62271870>When the market is open we post until the market closes.>When the market closes we post until the market opens.>We are living but have no life.>We are deceased but have breath.>We are the sons & daughters of the smiggers & smegros you couldn't lynch for ponzi schemes in the depression era.>We are /smg/
>>62271627hey doll (you have been relegated for now). good morning i guess. want you to behave still, you'd earn a very hard dicking if i heard you talking like that. not sure if you saw, but i have a date this week, with a younger woman who behaves better. i'm pretty excited.
>>62271876I always do better from market open to around 10:30am. I make the worst trades after that time.
>Iran allegedly wants to transfer Uranium to Chyna>Arab newspaper source though
>>62271887if true they are probably fucking with Trump. As if he'd be fine with them giving it to China, lmao
younger than (you). obviously much younger than me. open the markets.
>>62271892Why not? China already has nukes and clearly can be trusted with them. Some more material won't make any material difference financially speaking.
>>62271717Coping and seething at this time, over
>>62271901Because China could give it back to Iran without meaningful repurcussions. The US will want it with somebody they can force to hand it out.
Would Trump be fine with Iran giving the Uranium to me? I can share some with my /smg/ comrades.
>>62271906If you're American, then maybe.If you're Israeli, then definitely.
we still getting that victory arch im not so sure we deserve it as of right now
>>62271918What are you talking about? We've ended at least 12 wars by this point
>>62271926none that matterand ending Pakistan India one was a mistake
>>62271906Mmhm, yellow cake...
Psst, hey bears! Bear amigos!You wanna do puts?Try this: 'put' the fries in the bag.#Burn #SickBurn #Shrekt
>>62271947got em XDDD
>>62271887China couldn't have given nukes to Iran already if they wanted to.China is not allied with Iran.Neither is Russia. They can help Iran but they don't want to.It's because they love america and the stock market
$ACCON is the latest stock to YOLO your retirement account into.
>>62271829Scale up geometrically until I'm a multimillionaire during as quick a timeframe as the strat allows. I believe around the 50mil mark the slippage from the calls/puts becomes too big that it starts seriously slowing down in anything beside NVDA/QQQ/SPY.
>>62271947fuck you enjoy your spit
>>62271549at least you aren't balls deep in puts and shorts
>>62271947The hot girls at McDonald's will spit on your fries if you say this
What are the chances Ukraine blows up the Kreml and in turn Russia's nukes auto-fire at half of the west?
Anyone still in SOXL?
>>62271975
>>62271978nil
>>62271975lifehack
>>62271979If you're in soxl your main issue is hubris
I nominate HMR as the next biz stock. Let's go Tuesday can't get here quickly enough!!!
>>62271987I usually sell it to eliminate overnight risk but then it just rips higher the next day again and again beyond all rational reason
I'm not seeing that much difference between being spit on and pegging as a man. Both pretty gay
>>62271993it gets your engine GOING. it's peak petulance.
60 minutes said this is a bubble yesterday, did anyone catch that
>>62271947cute
I've analyzed like 15 separate data points and I'm quite certain at this point Tuesday will be bullish for SOXL. Hopefully I'm fucking wrong because I'm all in on the SOXS meme right now.
>>62271992
>>62271979Im going to max out the spcx ipo sell when it pumps then dump it into soxl
>>62271997Nah, it's humiliation fetish. If you want petulance, you start to wrestle. Women don't want to be spit on because it's petulent. They want to get humiliated. If you want it as a man, it's worse, which is why it's coming close to pegging.
>>62272025Everyone is predicting space x, openai and anthropic will fail but I think they won't because they're forcing everyone to buy it through the 401k and Roth IRA.
>>62271777you can run a fusor in your basement today
>>62272031Thats temporary and the holding corps wont buy it the moment its listed theyll gradually buy it before.The listing day is a red light short but itll pump before then.
>>62271799>currentnigga we still need a fuckton more energy to support future AI data centers without fucking over the goyim too much
>>62271806state-of-the-art has already produced more energy than it’s being spent. the next hurdle is going from prototype to commercially viable reactors
60 minutes said yesterday we could be looking at a 1929 scenario
>>62272051>60 minuteslol
>>62272051Huge buy sign
>>62272051bottom signal.
>>62272051>Boomergoyim saidNo one cares.
>>62272029you lack imagination and you're projecting
>>62272051Who cares what boomernip is saying
when does the market open
>>62272074tomorrow
>>62272051MEGA top bottom top bottom signal
>>62272074Futures this evening. Can't wait
New bear hopium just dropped:>“After today’s market moves, the most likely scenario already appears to be largely priced in. Therefore expect some ‘sell the news’ dynamics once a deal is finally reached, and I would refrain from adding exposure to equities until yield curves move lower.” - Singular Bank
>>62272079Why would I listen to someone that can only afford One Bank?
>>62272051>60 minutes
>>62272051>An hourKEK
>>62272065There's a reason Penelope doesn't want to talk to you.
Tuesday is going to be giga-green. Bears about to have their faces ripped off. >>62272029>Women don't want to be spit on because it's petulent. They want to get humiliated.Yet you just called it a humiliation fetish. Women are fine with spit so long as they find “humiliation” a turn on, which isn’t all of them
>>62272096projecting again. and anyways she's 3rd in my roster right now and not on the uptick
>>62272098Yeah, it's also a fetish for them. I don't get the argument.
>>62272078Futures are already open :3
5.5 hours until pre pre pre market open
bears are getting SPIT UPON
>>62271431I've got 60k i was saving for a down payment on a house but i decided fuck that shit I'll live with mommy and try to retire early on a sail boat. I've already got like like 470k deployed on the stock market with like 300k in etfs (voo, qqqm, vsux).What's the big play i can make with my 60k? Where should I throw it? I already have a lot of memory (micron and sndk) and like 10k nvdia. This is something I'm looking at holding for 2-3 years.
>>62272125We've had multiple deals before. The success of the deal lasting is whether or not Israel will break it and we will break it in turn to support them
>>62272129Invest in gf
>>62272131not how i read it. but talking back with that spit between your eyes is hot
now he's gay too
Trading lower than the covid lows. Probably not worth the risk or opportunity cost but this might be a buy low opportunity. Not buying though
>Brent and WTI down -10%>BNO and USO only down -1% because they sold their futures earlier in the monthHoly based
Over at my local Home Depot, every time I need to grab supplies for my workplace, there's this cute EXTRA thick latina cashier that keeps hitting on me. Should I ask her out? She's got a killer hourglass figure too.>>62272051So its a nothingburger, crisis averted
>>62272139Women are not an investment
>>62272151This is only future trading don't forget. Physical is still high and there is money to be made in the snap back
>wti price stickingThis feels really strange. Maybe it has something to do with markets being closed, but the normal pattern is oil creeping up by now.
>>62271502I had a like 140k in vxus but down sized to like 40k. It was killing me watching sp500 moon while it did dick all.
>>62272154you baghold until they split (pregnancy)
>>62272160Bessent is being charitable holding the buying opportunity for oil bvlls open till tuesday
>>62272139Women are a liability and a depreciating asset.
Despite the pump I still might get in some 60dte BNO calls
>>62272171Priced in.
>>62272139I have a gf and I go stay at her house on the weekend that's why I'm not buying one.
>>62272160Lots of retardation going on, there's no reason why the June delivery should have been affected so much by a potential deal, it takes 1.5 months for tankers to move cargo
>>62272171>oil dumpsLmao
>>62272179futures =/= physical
hmm
>>62272182ya but it dumped in the gambling pits before futures even opened. if you're trying to say it's more treasury shorts that kinda undermines the case.
>>62272182Oh wait I am retarded, this was already settled
>>62272182Myth. Dated always ultimately converged to futures nearing settlement.
>>62272188At this point I feel like oil futures are more speculative than any other part of the market. >>62272189You and me both brother.
slurping more oil desune
>>62272154>>62272170They’re cute and fun though (sometimes)
>>62272194fair, but are the speculators suppressing or inflating the price? we will find out soon.
>>62271431finally got a good paying job that also pays in dollar, so as a South American I am basically making more money than anyone I know.I also live mostly frugally, as in I only spend money on the weekend going out to eat with friends or something like that, and with all my expenses I only spend around 2k out of my 5k salary.I shall be lurking on these threads for good financial advice.
>>62272199Well, they are cute and funny, until they aren't, thus a depreciating asset.Anyway, WTI is dropping even lower now. What the hell's going on?
>>62272216invest in european cinema
I am slurping more oilceasefire is fake just like the 20 previous weekends where they announced a ceasefire
I bought more USO calls at Friday close because I suspected Trump would do something silly over the weekend. Think it was 30dte or maybe 45dte. Now the question is, do I take the loss and sell or just chill because most likely the deal will fall through. I’m concerned that oil will flow through whorebussy regardless of deal. I mean $2m toll per boat is inconvenient but ultimately a nothingburger. What do (you) think?
> Tasnim News: Iran denies Al Hadath report on exporting enriched uranium.Probably all Arab news of today is garbage
how is wti futures below 90?down 7%?
>>62272210congrats on the job and the frugal mindset. you get to take the boring route of investing unlike many of us here. read the boglehead link in the OP
>>62272222Checked.The deal fell through before it happened - there are disagreements about frozen assets and ceasefire in Lebanon. I am genuinely confused how little this is reported.
$88 oil baggies We are going to $70
The economy is good, this is why stocks are going up, bobos are just wrong
Dog dick anon checking in. Someone give me a hot tip for my red ass dick.
Oil just going down for the fun of it or something
>>62272152
>>62272051Anon there are other countries that produce oil, it will go high in price but the demand will be delivered, this is not 1929.Also>60 minutesLol lmao even
>IRAN TO OPEN HORMUZ 30 DAYS AFTER US DEAL TO END FIGHTING - NIKKEI CITING SOURCE>AFTER AGREEMENT, SHIPS FROM ALL COUNTRIES WOULD BE ABLE TO NAVIGATE FREELY AND SAFELY, JUST AS THEY DID BEFORE DE FACTO SHUTDOWN - NIKKEIIran lost
>>62272247That makes it sound like even if there is a deal that is signed there will still be tension of blockade for 30 days. Plenty of time for things to break back down as the US also will not be lifting their blockade for that window
>>62272247>>62272254Look at the part that has been conveniently left out by all these news aggregators: “Teheran still not close to signing an agreement”
>>62272247>Iran would proceed with clearing mines from the strait during a 30-day window following an agreement - Nikkei, citing SourceYou skipped this one
>>62272254Plenty of time for jewreal to bomb Iran too
>>62272230Yes.>>62272247>clickbait summarylol.
So an agreement will take a month after an agreementAnd the agreement will be phased in during a 2 month ceasefireIs that what I'm reading?That means 3 more months of basically no traffic
>all you have to do is be long beta for easy money>smiggers lose money being short beta and long oilwhy do they do it?
>>62272256is this why oil just dipped more?
>>62272268just don't buy oil on tuesday bro seriously don't do it
>BREAKING: Israeli media outlets are increasingly warning of a possible major escalation in Lebanon, with reports suggesting future operations could expand beyond the south and potentially include Hezbollah strongholds in Beirut’s southern suburb of Dahieh.EL OH EL
Did we win or did we lose
>>62271852goyim do. Watches and chains are still status symbols to them. They can’t do anything of value so they have to fake it
>>62272276No fucking way, there was no way we could have predicted this.
>>62272258Or at the very least completely disregard a ceasefire in Lebanon which is one of Iran's conditions. It would allow them to lay the blame at Israel's door in an attempt to continue road their standing in the spotlight. Could inject some tension between Washington and Israel as well as continuing a general noticing which has strategic advantages going forward through the years. The more people dislike Israel the better. And right now the climate is very juicy being able to tie together Israel and Epstein in geopolitical manipulation particularly of the US
>>62272254There’s mines in the strait
>>62272276And there it is
>>62272276Nothing burger. Iran’s will be fine abandoning hezbowelahh if it means they can have a working economy again, especially since it seems non-irgc Iranian politicians are leading the charge for the current rounds of negotiations
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>>62272301Ummm... but we're in this together
>>62271852Watches are just a clothing accessory piece now and each market segment is different.The best goyim are the guys paying 10's of thousands for steel mechanical watches like a submariner or explorer and it's the only watch they own because it costs over $10,000. That guy could have bought a Casio Duro that looks and functions 99% the same or a Day Date that's 80% gold by value and looks better.Sort of a retard market. Most watches look like shit and are way too expensive but if you talk to some people, an overpriced piece of shit is what they're looking for.
WHY ISN'T THE MARKET MOVING WAS TRADING HALTED WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON
>>62272296>non-irgc Iranian politiciansNo such thing
>>62272308OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
The people want peace
>>62272308just watch oil and turn the chart upside down
>>62272308>globex haltedWtf
make sure to use this for next opit should've been this op
>>62271777according to the chinese, fusion works, iron based batteries last 16 years and they dont need western tech to train their AI
>Senior US official hinted tonight that the Trump administration will support escalation of Israel's actions against Hezbollah>The senior US official told me: "Hezbollah ignored repeated requests to stop firing at Israel, including an ultimatum that was recently conveyed. Israel will never be required to passively absorb attacks on its forces and citizens. This is not the Biden administration.">The senior US official noted that since April 17, Hezbollah has launched more than a thousand drones and more than 700 rockets in an attempt to sabotage the ongoing negotiations between Lebanon and Israel. "The status quo is not sustainable," the senior US official told me.>The senior US official added: "Hezbollah is fully responsible for the current situation. It violated the ceasefire on March 2 and is now determined to prevent the Lebanese people from a path to peace and reconstruction.">According to the senior US official, Hezbollah fears the negotiations that the Lebanese government is conducting with Israel with US support. "This constitutes an existential threat to Hezbollah," the senior US official said.>The senior US official added: "A successful ceasefire led by the Lebanese government would deprive Hezbollah of its power and its narrative."So how does that work with Iran's demands in regards to Lebanon?What ceasefire March 2nd? The Iran war started at that time. The ceasefire was forced later by Iran and nobody cared about it.
>>62272305a watch just tells time, i will never understand watch niggers
>>62271979noim a "bull" who sees tops everywheresend help
This board needs flags
>>62272328Just DCA until you see consistent greens and then put in stops
>>62272331It does. And a ban on certain ranges.
>>62272331True
>>62272327Personally I don't like digital watches eitherMost people will look more like a dweeb with one on. That being said my buddy showed me one of his black and gold casios that looks slick. I would maybe get one of those. Most people are best off getting a few ones under $100 that look nice in a few different styles.
>>62272331Agreed
>>62272327It's meant to make your wrist look thick so women fantasize about you choking them.
I treat watches, belts, rings, etc like equipment in RPGs
>>62272322Hezbollah did abide by the april ceasefire. Israel is who broke it and bombed the shit out of Lebanon in pure tantrum rage. Israel is extremely dishonest and should NEVER be trusted, proven time and time again. This is exactly why Hezbollah is needed.
>>62272358* fantasize about you back-handing them with the face of it leading the strike
>>62272360What's your build?
>>62272361>>62272361 Based Israel bombing browns In The Middle East. Hope they get some good footage of schools being blown up
you had your chance it's literally just oil moving it around too
>>62272363Level 9 Autist with Spazmoid alt.
>>62272371Le edgy xDI can see you in front of your computer
spy coin is mooning on hyper jew
>>62272385Golden dawn
Sekiyu torēdā wa mō owakon da 石油トレーダーはもうオワコンだ
We're going green team!!!
>>62272235Based
BAKER MY KIDS ARE STARVING OUT HERE
I should get at least ONE wife...
>>62272435I simply wont bake.
>>62272402お前はもう破産している
We wait till page 8, minimum, before even thinking about baking
>>62272402oh, there you are doll. good morning. see above.
Make new or I make. And you dont want me to make.
>>62272232cool.thanks my dude.i also have an apartment that i rent so i get money from that and some folk to sell my dollars if the needed without having to pay the banks cut.everything is going to be ok. I feel like I am going to make it.
>>62272450Based
Baking
OkNEW>>62272475>>62272475
>>62272051>3600 secondslol
>>62272247>30 daysPlenty of time for Israel to rape south Lebanon and provoke a falseflag incident to keep tensions up.
>>62272327yeah, and a car lets you go from A and B faster, but it’s not the same a shitbox than a supercar. only autismos preach “function over form”
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