Suck our cahks AND eat our shit?! Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62271431
GAMES WORKSHOP WILL GROW STRONGER
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finscreener link still doesnt work
We can do it. I know we can.
anyone heard of cerebrasheard they are the next nvidia
>>62272495This time is different chud
>>62272495Post 30 more charts and I'll consider it
>>62272487Long dicks
HELL YEAH BROTHER
/smg/ is sleeping on semtech ( TICKER: SMTC). their TPU will ascend and blow earnings tomorrow
What’s the best AI for meme generation
>>62272544Just use MSPaint it's not that hard don't be lazy
Does anyone have any experience using somewhat deep ITM put options to hedge against a downturn? It seems really elegant on paper
This week will be bright neon green until Friday close
>>62272495The market WILL anticipate a peace deal soon, and AI profits WILL keep exponentially growing, and the markets WILL set new highs, and we WILL make generational wealth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95aLVnE90EA&list=RD95aLVnE90EA
How desperate the oil baggies are for talks to fall through before market opens and they get margin called hahahaha
>>62272593I hate women
>>62272615Me too, but that's just because I'm not getting any pussy right now, otherwise I love them
>>62272579Its just a leveraged short at that point. Just do the math on what you're paying for and what you'd expect to earn or lose on possible points the stock will go to and make the decision.
>>62272553what kind of gay answer is that? I can’t make webms in paint
if any of you held SOXS over the weekend post your positions so I have loss porn for tomorrow's open
Panicans lost, there I said it
spy 9000 EOY
>>62272627Who the fuck in their right mind would short semi conductors
>DNN>LAC>USAR>MRVL>INFQ>PLSRgood port or bad?
my SPX coin doin a lil sum this weekend
>>62272656I have one of those so its good
So let me get this straightThe market itself knows it's the most efficient it has ever beenThe market also knows that everything is riggedTherefore if everyone knows a crash is coming, isn't the so called "crash" already priced in?Face it faggots, if Anthropic and Open AI were to collapse tomorrow, do you really think those AI data centers are going to suddenly come down to a halt and suddenly stopped being built? lol
>>62272656based tickers, especially infleqtion. it's still undervaluaded and /smg/ is still heavily sleeping on it
lol at chip bears that is all
desu famm i was kind of upset that trump keeps fucking up the oil trade and not letting me profit, but the fact that he discovered the infinite dump glitch by using the news aggregator's on x to spam ceasefire headlines...you have to respect it. I do wonder if the bot operators will patch it or just let it ride, but at this point I suppose it doesn't matter.
>>62272673I'm short too. There's still hope of talks breaking down in the eleventh hour but I guess that hope is more reason for mumus to laugh at us. It hurts.
>>62272651the trannies who were flooding this general in march telling everyone mass starvation in the west was 2 weeks away.
I'm up over $10k this month, and still 1 week left to go. I should invest in a new laptop, mine is held together literally by duct tape. But I'm afraid to spend money.
>>62272660it is less that the crash is priced in and more the recovery (and state backed market propping) is and therefore the crash never really happens
>>62272681kekprobably true
Anons how do I get started, I want to avoid crypto. Not looking for specific stocks, but how should I begin with $1,000?Whats a good place I should set up a brokerage account and resources for knowing rules and restrictions, fees, taxes? I dont know where bad advice and good advice fully differ.Overall my plan im interested in is some anon I saw awhile ago did stocks/trading in a way that made it so(not the verbatim example) the $20 hour they make waging was actually $25. I figure im gonna have to make mistakes and do my own learning but again, best way to get started? I wanna do short, long, very long.
I have a covered call at 240 strike expiring in july 17th.$12,500 free buckaroonies too me. I bought a new oneplus 15 and went to the grocery store.I bet that it will still not be at an ath by july, and will still be crabbing until a couple months from now my guess is august will be new ath.
>>62272704Look into yieldmax ETFs. You invest $1000 and basically get $100 per month back.
>>62272722Awful strategy NAV erosion kills you. If you need high dividends use a defensive CC ETF like ISPY
havent watched any news. logged into my online broker and saw a 1% gain. is the once more over or whats the news now?
>>62272660>do you really think those AI data centers are going to suddenly come down to a halt and suddenly stopped being built? lolWell sure, thats real world stuff.100s of half built mega casinos, apartment skyscrapers, theme parks, etc etc went through that in 08market would still go up though.with printing you can make the price be anything you want
>>62272704buy voo and auto invest as much as you can on a regular basisforget about it for at least 5 to 10 years???profit
>>62272704first you click through the links in OP and find there is nothing you want to read therethen you find someone post the secret google drive with the intelligent investor in it and then decide you don't want to read any of that bullshit eitherthen you go all in gigglefartballs trendy stock of the moment and double your money and then sell and move on to next gigglefartballs stock
>>62272722>yieldmaxAbsolutely fucking retarded.
>>62272651The funny thing is that eventually this cyclical bubble will probably pop and semi-stocks will come crashing down, but that won’t be brought about the Iran war or oil. It’ll just happen unexpectedly one day after meta, google, Microsoft, or Amazon just casually say in an earnings call that they found a way to significantly decrease capex for AI while maintaining/increasing efficiency. It will create a downward spiral the likes of which we haven’t seen in generations and probably won’t be seen again for sometime.
>EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN TEHRAN>EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN STRAIT OF HORMUZITS FUCKING JOEVER ISRAEL HATH BETRAYED USJUDAS!
>>62272750Based kikes for saving our American petrodollar from collapsing to Trump's retarded capitulation attempts
>>62272750when did they ever not betray us?lol like trumps trying to actively pull out of iran and they go bomb jordan
>>62272750this didn't happen.
>>62272757>Several explosions were heard in Bandar Abbas and parts of the Persian Gulf, though the source remains unclear.it's real
>>62272750nothing burger
Time to buy the dip
>>62272741I do wanna read, a lot. I know the op stuff is probably solid, just wondering if anything else
Is Epstein the mascot of /smg/? dare I say it, the hero of /smg/?
>>62272747toxic pessimism. ick. like a sour egg fart
>>62272768He bakes it everytime
>>62272475>completely destroys white society and goyzogs your women into liberal baby killing machines with girl boss tranny status and migrants raping your country as you cum to funko pops in your pod eating bugs making $3/hr before inflation oligarchs and N&J terrorist soup slop goop gopnothing personell, kick
>>62272768Hes got a long way to go to catch up to migu
>>62272784yup...
>>62272769It optimism. I won’t get a Cortana until AI is leaps and bounds ahead of where it is. First step to achieving more advanced AI is using less hardware to run a more efficient model. Tech hardware companies can still rake in dough with those changes, but R&D costs will go through the roof and I’d imagine a good chunk of the primo hardware will be cooked in house by whatever mega caps makes the break through.
The market can continue to pretend this shit is over soon but this will be a rough awakaing at independence day when half of america is flying and driving home and most of europe is on summer vacation. The biggest oil consuming days are in front of us and 20% of that shit is missing. At around the same time americas oil reserves will be empty aswell. Iam so fucking bullish this will be panic on biblicly proportions. Americans will pay $12 per barrel. We are in the biggest oil crises in world history and everyone still pretends it isnt happening
>>62272766you sound like a man who will go farjust don't read about charting and RSI and then genius yourself into the poorhousethat is my real advice
>>62272800you guys said the same thing about wheat & fertilizer & semis, ect ect.We have domestic production & we dont get oil from iran plus trump can always tap the SPR if he wants.
Futures gonna be lit
>>62272673There's just more money senpai.Nothing it being rotated.Nothing is being sold in one spot to buy more in another.Global metals up.Global real estate up.Global equities up.Global corporate bonds up.Global government bonds down -.5%There's just more money.We are going to print and print and print and print and print and print and print and print.That's the plan.
>>62272800TQQQ and SOXL tomorrow. Inflation is bullish because tech will spend more money and send stocks into space. The only thing holding stocks back was this war and now it's finally over.
Need some bad news so I can slurp a quantum computer dip
>>62272800>"The world is going to go under.">because I hate my life
>>62272631there's an ebola outbreak btw
>>62272815metals are considerably down from their recent peak
>>62272872No one cares, it's another nothingburgerlike every ebola "outbreak" before it
anyone wanna go to vegasi miss it
>>62272872bullish>em actually it didn't happen>bullish
>>62272810>>62272834Is it go time fellas?
>>62272872I own moderna as a hedge against doomer retards like yourself. why are you guys like that? why dont you just enjoy life?
>>62272883Vegas is dying or dead
>>62272883I do want to visit the SW again, hot in the summer though
>>62272872most posters here weren't even born when the first ebola outbreak hit. markets panicked somewhat then because Onigger was rolling out the red carpets for contagious ebolaniggers to come to America in massive numbers. Trump already cut off entry for both them and the niggerlover doctors. This outbreak will have no impact on markets.
>>62272886
IMPORTANT: I beg you to help me. Does anyone have the gif of Jamie Oliver (IIRC) looking skeptical, then cutting to Jeremy Clarkson (IIRC) being skeptical, and cutting back to Jamie, on some British panel show?
>>62272544grok probably
>>62272908Yeah? Why?
>>62272883Go to Reno
war is over, what are you guys going to do to celebrate your riches
>>62272801Ty fren, im opening with schwab today. If i could afford a pack a day cigs I can not do that and invest it instead.
>>62272909It’s trading at a discount to the intrinsic value of its future free cash flows
Just hold VOO. Don't panic, just keep calm and hold VOO for 20 years. If you have money all you have to do is just buy VOO to win. Sell 8-10K USD plus dividends per year to pay yourself for living costs and thats it mane. Tax free and silky smooth.
how many lines on average do you need for a good TA?
>>62272801RSI is very important thoughhow would you easily know when something is oversold or overbought otherwise? it is an indicator, not the sole truth but still a good indicator of a part of reality
>>62272918>schwab>not cmeg with 6x leverage and none of the SEC bullshit trading rulesI bet you aren't going to buy HMR either, huh?
wtf the pre-market doesn't open until 4 am tomorrow?! AGHHHHH
>>62272936Damn this is such a cocktease I want to see those hyuge gains stump has gifted us and to own the bears and boomers some moreJust so you bears/doomers know I just hit my target for my new boat, (right in time for summer too!) thanks for taking the other side of all my trades
war is resuming, hope you bought the oil dip anons>>62272927at least a couple circles and several polygons
>US-ISRAELI STRIKES TARGET IRAN VESSELS IN HORMUZ STRAIT: NOUR
>>62272936>>62272938Overnight market opens at 8pm, no?
>>62272872I was like 13-14 something when the first outbrake came. It was a huge meme on youtube at the time. It was funny to say to each other that they had Ebola because everyone knew only niggers got ebola so it was basically like calling someone a nigger.
>>62272926nice
>>62272943MUMUSISTERS!!!!!!!!!!
>>62272927As few as possible, you want any line you put to be so obvious that everyone else would be seeing and using it also. Outside of that, possibly a personal line here and there just for your reference or strategy.FUTURES IN 1 MINUTE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Multiple seismic events, measuring 3.9 to 4.2 on the Richter scale, originating from the Zagros Mountains in Iran have been detected by the geologic monitoring station of Bahrain's Meteorological Directorate Holy fuck they're trying to tactical nuke the missile silos
>oil headed to $40>spy headed to $8500>silver crabbing>cunny is back on the menu with DOW pushing 51,000>AI is coming to save AI with boomer bags.all is right with the world.
>>62272943>BREAKING: A SMALL SCALE NUCLEAR WEAPON HAS BEEN DEPLOYED IN NORTHERN IRANHOLY FUCKING SHIT DON'T CHECK FUTURES
>2026: i am forgotten
>futures
>>62272784pretty accurate
>>62272960Iran had had nukes for 40 years. nobody is dumb enough to nuke them.
I watched a Jamie Dimon clip on youtube where he shits on working from home and zoom calls and he's calling people fucking lazy and inefficient. The comments are all goycattle seething at the righ CEO ofcourse. It sounds based as fuck and it's making me want to invest in JPM now...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6glAn-Gj9LM
>>62272941Trump wouldn't do that to us after all we've been through
>>62272957Iran has 20+ quakes a month.
>>62272960AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S HAPPENING TRUMP DO SOMETHING
So wait, if >futures were like +1% yesterday, and they're +1% today... then that means...
>>62272960i checked them
>>62272934I dunno shouldnt I want some failsafe restrictions so I dont act too giddy if im brand new?
This rally will fail like the others should haveIran treaty is fake, oil will still crash the marketTrust the plan
>>62272960
>>62272977yes we are up more than 2%
>>62272972
WHEN DO FUCKING FUTURES OPEN?!?!?!
>claims victory and peace as his military is dropping bombsBASED
bobo bros... did we win? I staked literally everything on Israel sabotaging the negotiations and there being a military conflict this weekend. I feel like a god right now ngl.
https://youtu.be/Yu7gSQ_swso
>>62272993oil is still dumping on hyperliquid. the algos refuse to pump it.
ISREEL STOP
>>62272988nigger, chill. nothing's happening>he can't even find the right ticker on tradingview
>>62272981>he thinks some broker holding his hand and playing Mommy is going to save him from making big fuckups as a wet ear 'trader'Those brokers do not do that shit to protect (You) from anything, anon.
>>62272960>>BREAKING: A SMALL SCALE NUCLEAR WEAPON HAS BEEN DEPLOYED IN NORTHERN IRANs-source?
>>62272988>He doesn't know Friday was the series finale of capitalism>He thinks "stocks" still exist
>>62272993>bobo bros... did we win?mumus couldn't even push nasdaq futures to 30k, stopped HARD at 29994.75. We did it bobros
Whale games
>>62272982>This rally will fail like the others should have *gasp* iran treaty is fake, oil will still crash the market *gasp* Trust the plan *gasp
>ISREAL NUKES US PEACE DEAL WITH IRAN
>>62272997>the right tickerTry CME_MINI:ES1!
Ignore the fudders, this what premarket is going to look like tonight.
it does indeed look like a nothingburger
>>62273006only need ES to find it, but that's the whole symbol
Going forward for the next 1.5 to 2 years, would it be better to long AI and short semis or long semis and short AI?
SMIGGERS TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELLWHATER HAPPENS OUT THERE ON THE MARKETFIELDKNOW THAT I AM YOUR SMEGROAND YOU ARE MY DEAR SMIGGER
>>62273006that one is delayed, retard.the one in my picture is real time
>>62273007bobos are so fucked they have to make their own alternate reality
>>62273015CME S&P futures is THE S&P futures. Pay for the CME data and get that cfd out of here
>>62273007the market will continue pretending a deal is moments away until someone resumes bombing shitso future up, oil down etc.
>FUTURES
>>62273023The usa is bombing shit but the market is pretending its not happening
footy world cup in 2 weeks, no bombing until the bread and circuses are over
>>62273014>gingerly investigating a smigger’s undercarriage for financial advice
CRY HAVOC AND LET LOOSETHE FROGS OF WAR
>>62273014>>62273037I believe...
>QQQ
why would I need to pay money to get real time data? the past indicates the future and from what I see it is only up from here boss
>sold some of my Canadian oil stocks today because of liars and cheatsso fucking done, should've trusted the plan
>>62273023Indeed.. even if Israel intensifies operations in Lebanon things will continue largely unperturbed unless there is physical action particularly on the part of Iran
> the Austro-Hungarian Empire has officially signed the Abraham Accords, fully normalizing diplomatic, economic, and cultural relations with the State of Israel.
Japanese futures are crashing right now from their peak on Monday. Tuesday will be a bloodbath.
>>62273055Pretty sure you can just open a schwab account and deposit 20 bucks and you get access to thinkorswim with realtime everything and the $20 gains interest
The Korea market crash is a preview of what will happen the second American politicians talk about regulating AIit's probably only temporary, but these fear of regulation headlines will make good buying opportunities. you should all know the us government won't do anything to hamper corporate profits.
We finna bouta pump
where can I see the korean futures market
should I be happy that my shorts will gain a lot but the bulk of my portfolio dives down?
>>62273073...why are you betting against yourself.
>>62272998No i mean protect myself from me. I got $2000 but its the most I can do right now. Should I do a split of both with 1k in cmeg? I do like the sound of it
Well looks like another month of trump/Iran ruining everything
bears celebrating the crash in their heads. i am preoccupied but someone rub some charts in their face PLEASE
what pisses me off the mostthe government is doing everything it can to pump stock market gains except one thingFUCKING STOP BANNING NVIDIA FROM SELLING GPUS TO CHINESE COMPANIES YOU BASTARDSYOU HAD TO DO ONE FUCKING THINGYOU DO THE MOST DIRTBAG SHIT TO PROP U GAINS BUT YOU WON'T DO THISI WANT MY NVDA TO 2X AGAIN. FUCK ALL YOU
>>62273076Just put it in an ETF or mutual fund and leave it alone, and add to it whenever you can. I've had good luck with AIRR. A lot of anons swear by VOO as well.
>>62273080The US isn’t the limiting factor there. It’s China approving purchases from Chinese tech companies.
>>62273074because it's a hedgealso, I'm not betting against my trades. I'm betting against shitty companies.
>>62272886It's looking like now more than ever before. We have a stock market president.
>>62273080trump sign off on nvdia selling gpus, XI stopped them
>>62273092Yeah the older ones
>>62273083So do this first with 2k in schwab, then when im more understanding(and have more capital) try something like cmeg? I wanna eventually try day trading.
Iran targeted boat in straight, US struck back. Most likely nothing burger and was just the US proving to Iran they’re completely fine with fighting again if that’s what they choose. New ATHs tomorrow.
>>62272986Actually I looked at the chart and I'm not sure this is the case, it seems like the % diff is from Friday. Oh well
>>62273098>I wanna eventually try day trading.good idea. attend one of these events first
>>62273098DO NOT DAY TRADE. Ever. You want to know why, hang around here awhile.
>clearly the Japanese decadeAre sci-fi movies and TV shows gonna start implying Japan is gonna take over USA in a not too distant future again?
So funny how the market only moves when Barak Ravid, Walter Bloomberg, Financial Juice, or First Squawk post something. And those faggots will post the same fake peace deal headline 8 times in a row, but only post something that would make oil go up one time before quickly posting something else unrelated. Absolute faggots that need to be thrown in jail.
>>62273105No, instead there will be a glorious Nippon-American alliance that will emerge to conquer the stars just like God intended. Anime and the Protestant work ethic will rule the future.
>>62273103>>62273104Ty anons, this is why I come here. Okay so one last thing, under the $25,000 limit when it says 3 daytrades in 1 5 day business week, does this meanI can only buy 3 stocks a week Sell 3 stocks a weekOr buy sell buy or sell sell buy/etc… once a week?Or is it buy/sell sell/buy buy/sell(total of 3)
>>62273103kek. How much liquidity do you think is in that room?
KOSPI FUTES ARE TANKING AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I told my bf (4chan retard, we met here years ago) that this is the best place to get new frogs and now hes stealing him and sending them to meHow do I call him a nigger and make him stop
>>62273112I have no idea. You'll have to ask your broker, not stranger son the Internet. Your country and/or broker has some extremely weird rules.
>>62272948
>>62273112It means if you do 4 day trades (buy and then sell on the same) within 4 weeks you’ll be marked as a PTD and a federal investigation will be opened on you, so I highly advise that you do not do that.
This is the last fake out before the David Axios pump tomorrow morning
>>622731191 week, sorry
>>62273112A) this is going away next month. They originally wanted to lower it to 2000, but now it’s just scrapped entirely.B) you can just switch back and fourth to cash account every week
>>62272687After 2008 we all know the big companies get bailouts.
>>62273115create a new pepe with his name hidden in it and when he reposts it to you tell him
What's the point of Ukraine and Israel hitting every oil refinery they can see meanwhile oil can only dump all the way back to 60 dollars?Okay maybe it won't go to 60 but it should be back at 75 because only 20% of the oil supply was destroyed so it should go up by 25% to compensate. Oil should be no higher than 75. Maybe 80 max.
>>62273109Lmao as if there aren’t just as many perms bear clown accounts doing the opposite constantly
>>62273122So its specific to singular stock? So i can safely buy lets say 6 different stocks next week, then sell all 6 the next week and buy 6 different ones, just not the same ones chronically every week?(hypothetical, not planning this)The real legality seems serious.
> futures
>>62273138What's serious is you nickel and diming yourself to death. Jesus H Christ, anon! You want to gamble, go to Las Vegas.
a couple more brown niggers don't concern me. Peace is still imminent. Praised to be Allah!
30 mins til open
I just checked and the main headline of the day is>Trump talks up his ballroom plan
>>62273143Oyasumi, cheap calls.I had opportunity to get very familiar with you across the long weekend. Planning, scheming.
>futes
I love my president!Haters BTFO again and again and again and again!
>>62273144Not gamble, dont even know why I thought day trading, im doing long term just confused on terminology and dont wanna do something that flags me starting out. I just have a couple of stocks I wanna risk but also wanna invest in just long long term healthy stuff, just need to know what my limits are starting for the first time over the next few months.I dont wanna day trade, was just confused. My understanding was a day trade was just a limit on how many stocks you can buy in a period of time, not literal buy/sell shit the same day or week.Im the only one of my friends/family trying to invest. They gamble and it makes me sad. Stake and sport betting are depressing
Not selling.
So, uh, the strait stays closed. The deal falls through, just as it always has been. The market stays bullish, just as it always has been. Nothing changes.hm.
>>62273157tell me about it, i told my brother 3 years ago to stop betting small unrealistic sportsbet and rather save it up over time to invest. dude ignored me, still in same hole 3 years later
OIL RISINGHOPES FADING
>>62273162Yeah their behavior is what made me start saving to do this. Little over 10 years behind but early 30s is the earliest chance ill ever get
>there's panicans in this thread doubting the plan
Jannies deleting ebola and hanta generals got me bullish on some mrna bags. >they got the call
>>62273164>oil risingBy .6%Lmao oil baggies getting desperate
>one of the most expensive markets in history>"I'm going to invest for the long term"
Why did nobody tell me futures were open today
>>62273166I trust that the US stock market and AI will do wonderfully over the next 20 years.I dont think there will be no bumps, though.Just put your money in VOO or VTI. Can't go wrong.How much money someone needs is subjective. Some people are just content with 12k a year others 20k, others 30k, others 50k. You get the new shiny thing or car, and it feels old. You get the new phone, and then you need to get a new one to get the same feeling. And so on and so on. The moneys never enough.PC games are fun for me and keep me busy. People need to play more video games.
>U.S. forces conducted self-defense strikes in southern Iran today to protect our troops from threats posed by Iranian forces, US CENTCOM spokesman told CNN in a statement Monday when asked about explosions reported around the Strait of Hormuz. >“Targets included missile launch sites and Iranian boats attempting to emplace mines. U.S. Central Command continues to defend our forces while using restraint during the ongoing ceasefirewhy oil isn't outright dumping
don't look now but the three day weekend also means this week will end sooner
>>62273172Well what the fuck am I supposed to do? Not invest ever?
>>62272579It doesnt make much sense unless you actually mean OTM puts which means below the current price
I did absolutely nothing this long weekend. Nothing productive, no BBQs, and didn't fuck any wives...
>>62273166The math ain't mathin, the Indians are rioting now soon it will be in the west.
>>62273170The oil market is so rigged. A mere whisper that the negotiations are going well and it dumps 1%, but bombs start dropping? who cares!
>>62273027>market is pretending its not happeningMarket does not care about what Trump twoots or tweets as its all bullshit anyway.
>>62273185That's the bear way
you need a 100x bearish event to match the same momentum of a 1x bullish event. we've had like 10+ "deal" pumps at this point and barely any pullback
>>62273193Priced in.The market is fwd looking.
>Every Youtuber denfending Micron, claiming there's a new floor at $751>Nobody talking about Sandisk in any form>Jannies refusing to ban futafag shitting up my favorite porn threadAAAAAAAHHHHH FUCK TOP SIGNAL RUUUUUUUN SALE
>>62273185idk it's a shitpost. there's always something for every regime, commodity producers now imo & anything with little correlation to broader valuations. look into what benefits from financial repression
>>62273180They hit some empty cliffs so nothing happened
why isnt anyone talking about sndk
>>62272660>Therefore if everyone knows a crash is coming, isn't the so called "crash" already priced in?Yes, it's priced in via bears staying on the sidelines.
SIXTY SECONDS TIL RECKONING SMIGGY WIGGIES
>>62273211Too expensive to shill to goyim dealing in the real world
DRAM $56
>>62272495>all this over some fancy chatbotsGod it's all so stupid.
>>62273216AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62273218
I'm up bigly
>>62273189I've done literally nothing for like 5 months. Silent Celiac is a bitch and a half when something slips through
>YIELDS
ASTS tards gather and cuuuuuummmmmm
>>62273216
>>62273211All I know is, I probably shouldn't have dumped all my MU during the panic sale and 100% gone back to Sandisk. It's ogre. We're going to $0. This BULL in the pic? She won't be all smug once she shrinks back.
>>62273185That's the joke. The theoretical case where you enter on a high point and dip "immediately losing money" is both common, but essentially impossible to accurately predict. However, it's less than 50% as the market always consistently trends up. Partially due to inflation, but your money won't even grow with that if left by itself.If you keep your money in the market(and not in single specific stocks that end up dumping), it will go up. There are safe bets and there are risky bets. Predicting the future is gambling, rather putting money to your predictions of the future which is what the stock market is. The absolute safest thing you can do is just dump all your money in a stock index. This is to just normally grow your money. Then there's putting your money in a dividend stock. People don't recommend this because a lot of time, you would have better gains by just putting it in an index, but there's value in receiving actual stable and usable cash returns. It gives you some convenient cash to play around with at least. However there is a notable risk if a dividend stock crashes. Though realistically, that only really occurs with a larger crash in general, so you'd be losing regardless.For making real money, the truly safest bet is acting immediately upon real news. Stuff like the Quantum computing government investment. IBM jumped and if you immediately dumped all your money to buy IBM stock when that news dropped then sold it a day after, you'd have made a bunch of money trivially. There's also a lot of random tips on stocks to pick up before they get big, but it's hard to gauge how likely those will come to fruition. But they actually are quite common here. When a random penny stock gets mentioned here, I usually pick a bunch up because while it's not likely to pay off, they're cheap low risk bets that cost little but pay off huge.
>>62273237Are cell phones boomer tech? Regardless if the tower is on a boomers property or in space?
>>62273241Unless you already have $500,000 to invest you're way better off growing your money by investing in a used pressure washer off Facebook marketplace and going door to door to get some $$$
MRVL +4%
>>62273243>Are cell phones boomer tech?if stock goes up bigly, who cares? Big money is gambling on chips, AI, space, AI chips in space, quantum AI chips in space, soon photonic quantum AI chips in space. Ride the wave make the money.
>>62273246Step 1:>Work odd-side jobs until you amass 8 figures net worth
>MUUGODZ>LITEGODZ
both and Quantinuum and Infleqtion both got $100M in US money, US backing. Look what happened to INTC after Donny used US money to buy in.
>futures I might actually break 500k this week
YO BIG KEVWARSH DAWGWe need sum of dem rate hikes knowatayesayin ya feel?
le black monday has arrived
>futas
>>62273260Tomorrows tuesday you drug addled degenerate, prepare your bobussy
>$205 soxland there are people that didn't buy $9 soxl and I stead bought soxs.
>>62273264The funnier part is there are still people porting into soxs
>>62273264bears here said $100 was the top for sure lmao
My anxiety is thru the ruff
>>62273172Do you plan to kys in 5 years max?
>>62273264>when you made good monies but sold way too soonfeels bad man...
>>62273264Yeah you deserve my money. I just threw everything into SOXS on a whim after drinking 8 shots of vodka and being out of the market for a year, seeing SOXL's chart, and thinking "number too high, chart look unfair hurr durr".
how tf is dram more uppity than sndk
>>62273273hey profit is profit. sure holding my 1000 shares to 205 would have been nice but I don't regret gainz.
>>62273246That's correct for the vast majority of people, yes.
>>62273257Reee I had 500k unrealzied until I sold out Mondayish (idr anymore)
Oil Futures TANKING
>>62273285the usa is committing financial crimes
>>62273285....GRPN
I SOLD MY KOSPI TOO EARLY!!!
>>62273289AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62273285oil spammer vindicated. baggies humiliated.
Thanks to the anons who convinced me not to sell on Friday, you guise are the best
>>62273130Good idea
bobos getting skull fucked hard rn, hope you sissies are enjoying it
>>62273291
Iranians were laying mines when they got fired on lmao, imagine thinking a deal is happening
>>62273303Literally everynyan has by now moved on from your 1001 Nights in Arabia stories
AMD
>>62273303tuesday is gonna be so red
>>62273305nope, just endless lies alluding to a deal like what started this bull run in the first place, can't keep this up much longer
I just want the permabull retards to get what's coming to them. Is that really too much to ask?
>>62273310don't worry. 300% from now we might get a 10% pullback to slurp more.
>>62273310Hey you, sir, what have you realized this year?!
i will keep buying shorts and puts until i run out of moneythe market is wrong
Anything besides oil to buy on the asx if I think negotiations are going to fall through again?
>>62273315soxs
It's 2026 and a house is worth 10 packs of pokemon cards. The crash already happened.
>American forces conducted self-defense military strikes in southern Iran>self-defense>in southern Iran
>>62273310we had a 10% pullback this year, 30% last year, all of 2022 was a bear market, covid was a 30% dropbears just cant figure out how to make money short or long
PISS on slow and steady with an urine stream.I will go 70% cash > 10% cash come market open buying calls.
>>62273314Bears make sense,Bulls make money.
>>62273322Look at this shit >>62272495 and tell me this clown market is rational. Go ahead.
>>62273324so it seems
>>62273318don't do this.
>>62273109>Financial JuiceDon't blame the messenger you dumb fucking nigger. They do not make up news themselves. They do not move markets. They are a second-tier squawk service. They cite source.
QUADS AND IT ALL FALLS DOWN
>>62273305>story?https://xcancel.com/JenGriffinFNC/status/2059048407008719031https://xcancel.com/phildstewart/status/2059046879229292899I mean they're desperately trying to pretend the ceasefire is still great and the markets will buy it but that anon was correct they're claiming they were laying mines
>>62273246>500kEven that isnt worth shit now, you cant even pay yourself a decent salary yearly with that which is all the more demoralizing when you realize only fans whores have millions and every retarded normie got in on nvidia with even like a measly 40k and are now millionaires from 2022 prices.If You're still making sub 200k a year on your networth yearly gains, those are chicklet earnings. Small earnings.Minimum to even be considered wealthy in america I'd say is 1.5 million minimum invested fully. Its demoralizing.
>>62273333
>>62273333incorrect but checked anyways
>>62272608You mean like USA bombing iran again?You might want to check the news.
>>62273189I did the donut tutorial in blenderI want to make star wars space battles cuz fuck didney
>>62273332their old bio used to say news that moves markets lol
>>62273356>check news>Iran was laying mines>American forces "defended themselves" against itAm I missing something from skimming the article or is Iran laying mines in their own waters and then America says it's an attack on American forces?Did I get this right?
>>62273333you are a really nifty whore!
where to follow the stocks concerning the war. /pol/ fag so im curious how it looks.I just know geopolitical shit not stocks but I find this interesting. I can give some tips that might not mean anything concerning the wars/conflicts going on. News channels get it wrong a lot(almost all of them) and talking heads(podcasts/streamers) as do mainstream /pol/ posts. Cant get much from limited hangouts.
>>62273356>>62273365It was priced in. Oil Futures down 5%.
>>62273364The relevant news they squawk, with little delay, do. But once they hit financialjuice, bloomberg terminals have already seen them in case of wires from news agencies, or (YOU) in case of weird telegram or xitter sources Just incredible how this seems to be hard to grasp for many people. Literal subhumans.
>>62273368Axios is all you need.
>>62273365the thing that you are missing is that its all lies
>>62273373So Iran wasn't even laying mines? American forces just lash out over nothing?
>>62273372>AxiosnoYou need to absorb from nearly everything, even passing comments on various sites. Also understanding history and the fact, it literally repeats itself.No news or talking head is gonna talk about lets say the significance of the IDF being in absolute shambles. Such as why. You wont hear about the infighting between israelies, beliefs, nor will you hear about Ukraine being done on purpose and for what reason. By the time things like that become mainstream its too late, and thats just 2 little things going on.Most people forget how much weaponry and tech we left in the middle east, and then forget how much is in the black market. You dont hear about Nuclear M.U.F or its significance, or how long its been going on. You will just hear "nuke nuke nuke"
>>62273373why would people just come over here and post lies
so now the markets are just going to pretend a peace deal is imminent while america is bombing iran right?
>>62273303>Iranians were laying minesIts their territorial waters, they can lay as many mines as they want. US is just violating its 'peace' terms again.
Need to make Iran safe for bbc
>>62273375iran has already laid mines. they may have been laying more mines and trump is using the strike as a warning to gain more leverage over negotiations. but he wont say that, hell say it was in self defense>>62273380well if youd like more lies you can go over and lurk truth social. what an odd sentence, isnt that?
>>62273382Iran is defeated The strait is wide open
>>62273385International law restricts minelaying in territorial waters during peacetime, and you cannot block international shipping lanes whenever you feel like it.
>>62273357Based, do it anon
>>62273392they let fishing boats and ships heading to China through
>>62273393>you cannot block international shipping lanes whenever you feel like it.Yes you can, US does it anytime it wants, now Iran is doing it. Iran never agreed with the UN bullshit about their territorial waters being international shipping lanes, now its not. Iran is reclaiming its power and retroactively taking back any approvals for raping its territorial waters.
MDAI
>>62273398US is basically starving and killing Cubans like if it was a medieval siege
>>62273398this is why thirdies can't have nice things>Yes you can.And uncle sam will bomb you back to the stone age you goat fucking barbarian
>>62273372Axios? Never heard of her.
>>62273392The Hormussy is unbarred.
>>62273377Damn nigga made a M.U.F. referance and I flashed back to nastasha romanenko.I haven't heard that word in 20 years man...fuck
>>62273411>uncle sam will bomb you back to the stone age you goat fucking barbarianJust like how US lost in Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, now Iran. Iran controls the strait, and will get paid lots of money to control the shipping, and there is nothing the US can do about.
>>62273211Dumping time
>>62273392I miss the Dyatlov poster every single fuckin’ day. Come back bro…
>>62273420its gonna be [spoiler]europe[/spoiler]
>>62273426>NSA sank Q
Fuck I might make another 10 grand tomorrow
ive already breached the first level of the tax bracket in short term gains bros
holy fuck soxl
>>62273382Lmfao shut up, get off pol, x and incel telegram channels
Looks like Iran war is back on the menu.I thought orange fagg had a deal?
OIL IS ABOUT TO DUMPHE'S GOING TO TWEET
mines are being deployed all over the straight
BBbros
>>62273474are you just going to pretend it didn't happen?it was reported on bloomberg
>>62273497it's ok, they said the ceasefire is still intact somehow
>>62273497just a maintenance slap, act right insurance.
>>62273509and eth dropped 2.5% anyways, you wanna trade the news trade assets like that. big boy companies do not care.
crypto rugged kek
kevin pleasehyper mode please
>>62273488>BBI've been bag holder since covid, my measly $2k position is finally green.
>>62273539Same. It was shilled to me as a GME adjacent meme stock during that whole craze. Finally, my diamond hands have paid off.
SOXL will gap up past $200 in premarket. Bears will be turned into biodiesel and fertilizer to satisfy demand.
>>62273479>OIL IS ABOUT TO DUMPoil is mooning because of the recent air strikes against Iran
Nokiabros why is BlackBerry winning harder
my AMD and EWY calls will melt faces tomorrow. I can feel it. Hail the gods.
>>62273543Now I wonder when the fuck to sell.
>>62273539>>62273543We've had 40% inflation since then, and all the indexes have been on a tear. Green on paper doesn't mean green in reality.
>>62273497oh wow the market must not know of this. Go ahead and short it buddy you got the edge!
>>62273497Iran also fired a missile at a destroyer and hit it. the media blackout is pretty crazy. I'm in disbelief that oil isn't heading back to $100
Is war back on the menu?
Fine you lazy niggers I'll do it>>62273571
Why is $LUNR ripping face right now?
>>62273570>Is war back on the menu?War is always on the menu
>>62273557Shut up. "On paper" I still have a 100% win rate, which is why I didn't sell it all these years.
>>62273578Dividend Talks accidentally led people to that thanks to autocorrect when shilling Intuit.
Im going to sleep phuck hue
I sold my MU a $830, the pressure was crazy. I still don't get why it's pumping like that
