burger edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62281921
SOXL
why these threads so slow is the market really that bad
Are we really going to have two red days in a row? What kind of gay shit is this?
why are my international stocks dumping
>>6228289160 minutes predicted this
>>62282891the pce report will be shit"uncertainty surrounding the deal"some other yet to be named misfortune
>>62282891>What kind of gay shit is this?Don't worry about it, you'll find out soon enough
>New attacks against Iran>"No no no, the ceasefire is still on. Don't believe your eyes and ears!"Fuck this 1984 bullshit.
I'm going down, down baby...
>>62282891>Are we really going to have two red days in a row? What kind of gay shit is this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI
>>62282922Patriots are in control
>>62282931THE LA-LI-LU-LE-LO? HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE!?
>>62282890They'll all be the first to rope when a real bear market hits
So what are we all FOMO'ing into today that'll drop like a used rubber? I need to plan accordingly.
>bit of red>bears immediately start crawling out of their holes>don´t even have any shorts or putsEvery time.
Kospi chopped like crazy and crabbed down half a perfect. Expect semis to be a shitshow.
What's gonna happen?
>>62282947>mumus running on hopium like the heard>knowing that they should have already sold, even if it's still that nagging little pulse in the back of their minds at this point>while slowly being programmed with the LINE ALWAYS GOES UP npc broadcast messageSnap out of it, guys! There's still time to walk away with the big profits you've made.
>>62282951maybe some taco later in the day or tomorrow morning
I invested in a shower and shave today
>>62282954definitely going to need a taco after last night if the intend on keeping the ceasefires
>>62282957That will definetly boost your productivity anon.Sometimes, especially in the winter, i dont shower for days. My record stands at nearly 2 weeks without a shower.
>https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/us-regulators-appear-ready-approve-paramounts-takeover-warner-bros-semafor-2026-05-27/How do I profit from retards going $80 billion into debt over a crappy company lmao
>>62282969>2 weeksNigger after 4 days your ass is disgusting and full of shit, your feet start cheesing, armpits horrible.Ugly ass stinky incel nvgmi
>>62282973Thats why you wash your ass after shidding nasty ahh nigga.
>>62282972>2 hour long meeting with justice dept>They seemed swayedWelp, if you're a libtard working at WB it's time to buy a used pressure washer off Facebook marketplace. You're job is GONE.
will the diaper meme stock pump when everyone starts shitting themselves when the market collapses
>>62282997The rope stock will go up when you miss out
Out of gold and insurace as well now just a few to get rid of on US Markets , 66% gone to money markets, It will feel so go to be out and sit back and watch the shitstom unfold over the next 8 months.
>>62282891>Are we really going to have two red days in a row? What kind of gay shit is this?
i need NOK to go up and to the right or im fucked
guys should i sell ALL MY STOCKS if the markets are going ot take a dump? i only buy contrarian trades
I'm looking for a 36%-65% gain over24-36 months if this plays out right possibly more.
>/smg/ bearishBullish as fuck.
I have a bad feeling about this weekend
>>62283034Only if you have somewhere to put the cash and it is effective for tax and any fees. Your choices are private credit (NO do not NO NO), Corporate Bonks, USD Money Markets (that depends on how much cash you have, really you need at least 35K or ideally half a million min), or and I don;t really like them, short term bond markets (I don;t know I actually see risk in there too, on the coupon). So if you want, USD money markets or corprate bond markets, corporate bonds are higher risk, highest return but IMO VERY RISKY right now is private credit (in fact there could be a crisis there soon).Now you won't make a ton but you will cover inflation an few % bit more. Should you sell, probably but you need your cash working. Now if you are paying capital gains tax on the tradethat changes everything
the fuck is wrong with China? Unironically might load up on HSI>>62282947some of us like to buy on sales
>>62283036I'm not /smg/ I only visit here every couple of years. Former XOM, INTC, NVIDIA Gold bull now out
>>62283042>I have a bad feeling about this weekendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRYIt's going to play out over months, it has not really begun at all.
kek trump won't do shit, that's why nothing is happening
>>62283056He's irrelevent He could nuke tehran or run around with his pants off in a ballroom, or shutdown the gov erment and none of it would make a shit of difference to whats incomming, it is all locked in.
>>62283044seems you know your stuff anon.How retarded would it be to keep 6 figures cash in one of the top 20 world banks and let it sit? would you consider this risky or not at all?
>>62283034everyone who sold when the iran war began got heemed when they were caught bagholding cash when it recovered and mooned and turned into bitter bears as a result. be careful.
>>62283075Well for a start all they will do with it is put it in the money markets overnights so you may as well do that yourself and get a slightly higher rate. If the money markets fold you will have a bigger problems than gains like adapting to cannabalism. All the opinion is on gold holding over 5K or making 6K all that shit but you know what, it's topped already after a hell of a run. I suppase you are FIDIC insured if it's less than 250K but DYOR money market funds are considered near zero risk if you want a bit more gain and slightly more risk corporate bonds. All depends what rate you are getting at the bank and what their fees are. I don;t consider it risky though because at less than 250 you have FIIC cover, it's maybe unnessarily over safe. I don;t see any chance of money markets collapsing in USD. In fact the USD is going to strengthen perversely enough
>>62283077That's geopolitics, this is macro economics and value and roi.Like do you anaons seriously think that something like Gold or INTC that has returned 140%, 300% etc etc over a few years is going to waht, doub le again in the next few years? really? Stocks are over valued, at a top and are a shitty return right now with little growth potential. Interest rates are staying put or going up but they sure as fuck are not falling. Broadly that means very highly priced assets like stocks, gold etc etc are going to be very very unappealing, Read irrational exuberance by shiller.
Should I switch my QQQM to VGT?They have about the same volatility, but VGT performs about 3.5% better annually.I know VGT doesn't have tickers like Google, Amazon, but I already own those individually. And I'll never sell my Google and Amazon shares.
>>62283034GRPN is your answer
>meta rolling out AI subs for their boomer message board>$14.99/month>to ask the most censored watered down dog shite model about the HAARP weather machines and JFK filesbullish or bearish as fuckcall it (it's bearish)
>>62283127>boomers will argue with LLMs about chemtrails>they´ll think its a real person asnweringKino
>waiting for market open
im starting to see more and more houses up for sale, whats that mean
bros our calls are so fucked
>>62283142I hope we get enough training data from the arguments with boomers that future AI can assume the role of pissing off millennials and zoomers with boomer arguments once they've all died.
>>62283152I was praying for this in April but unfortunately God doesn't listen to me.
Hypothetically if you had 3M $, what would you do?
>>62283144I bet some wierdos have jerked to this
>>62283172I have $1.2m. was in 3x until $1m, I'm 2x now and will switch to 1x at $1.9 I think
>>62283175what the fuck are you saying
Profit taker bros we eating good. Thanks for the ATH now I'm going to enjoy some thai hookers.
>>62283179enjoy their penis f*g
>>62283152not if they can end cuba in a couple days, like with venezuela
Am I seeing this right, that they are expecting CORE PCE to come in at 4,3%? Like what?As if the market won't pump on whatever comes out, higher or lower.
>>62283178Well, I switched from TQQQ and UPRO to QLD and SSO @ $1m and plan on going QQQ and VOO @ 1.9m
LYTE Roundhill Photonics & Optics ETF - due aug. next DRAM?
My airbnb host from Croatia is asking for all ids of everyone in the house to register with the local tourism registry. What . A. Fucked. Up continent
>>62283144
>>62283207They have problems with illegal immigrants genius what a fucked up post
>>62283206ok ok ok, I got the next hype after that one:THERMAL PASTE
>>62283207>Croatia
>>62283206bro how are these bum niggers so fucking lazy that they AI a tweetliterally less than a hundred words and they still need the word machine to do it for themabsolute state etc
>>62283214how about fartcoin etf
>My whole life, patterns have spoken to me.pack it up michael
>>62283212Excuse you, faggot, I am white
>>62283217...and photonics will make their ability to produce ai tweets much much faster
>>62283207Make a big scene. Tell them you're American and you deserve better. They're going to love it.
>>62283221nobody cares though
>>62283221You should prove that by providing him with documentation of yourself and everyone coming to the house
guys guys, I have an important announcement to make.Im not buying your bags.
>>62283174I would but im at my job right now. I cant jerk off again in the porta potty again today.
>>62283227everybody loves americans, they bring good money
pump up my bags pump them upwhile your bags are dumpingand my bags are pumping
can dogshit oil stop dumping plz thanks
I bought 255 shares in SOI back when it was €60. Sold at a loss when the Iran shit started thinking we were entering a prolonged drawdown. If I wasn't such a pussy I could've made a years salary in 2 months. Fuck sake.
>>62283248>check price>it's €180
Uhm, migaxisters, wasn't Iran supposed to capitulate already? Haven't they realized their entire navy is sunk (bottom of the ocean!) and the US is exporting oil bigly now? Where's our fucking deal my bags can't take this
>>62283152you mean your puts
>>62283252no one cares about the war anymore boomer
>>62283252when peace eventually happens you will get like a 5% pump followed by a 2% retraction and then straight back to normal lmao
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Ok fart sniffers, let’s go to work
>>62283227>>62283231Canada but I sent the ids when they asked for them, I'm just bitching to you communist faggots here. Does that prove I'm white?
>>62283263at this point this is only to deflect from Iran
>>62283269What are you doing in Croatia you little sex tourist
>>62283206>isn't abc — it's xyzthanks chatgpt
erm why does the AI GIGA firm have so much nvda puts
>>62283284>mu put>mu call
>>62282867Why the fuck did i buy soxl yesterday. Someone please tell me it's going to be ok and to hold.
I'm gonna close my oil put short before it turns red, this is retarded. US government using every trick to suppress it, niggers
>>62283269Croatia already suffered serbs what did it do to deserve leafs?
>>62283269>Does that prove I'm white?No leafs are jeets the rake flag is just a proxy for the jeet anus flag
>>62283286also he only owns sndk shares LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
DRAMsisters we won’t be able to worm ourselves out from THIS one
>>62283207Croatia isn’t a continent
>futures
Anyone else waiting for Nike to go shoes->AI->shoes for astronauts?
>>62283293I own property there, getting away from jeets.
>>62283288>Oil is pumping nowgo on without me, it's ok you are free now, fly my bird fly
I am buying SSO, QLD and USD today, $5k each
>>62283315split?
I have no idea what to do today
>>62283300
FLY MY BIRD FLY
>>62283326Cum in your gf
if the bubble pops, is it a big event or a slow trickle?
I have to admit lads, that free falling crash yesterday morning scared me straight
>>62282867i bought the WOLD dip yesterday, what am i in for
I got 3 grand to put in today. Should I buy more tech (MU, AMD, NVDA, GOOG) or start a position in a space ETF? https://www.justetf.com/en/etf-profile.html?isin=IE000YU9K6K2
any servicenow chads in the chat?
>>62283333checked, but she's perioding hard right now, my life is hell
EG MÅ, EG MÅ DRIIIITE
>>62283357no
>>62283172two girls at the same time.
I'm about to take one hell of a ride on soxl. I knew I should have waited another day. The thing is I know memory will pump again so I guess i just need to buckle up, but the leverage part makes me nervous. Now I need another giga pump to come back.
>>62283362
>>62283195>hot PCE is bullish because stocks are the best hedge against inflation>cool PCE is bullish because it makes a Fed rate cut more likely don't hide, just buy
>NOW
>>62283387PCE is due in one hour, isn't it?
>>62283172Werkend brothel getawayBuy a houseIf that money is cash, put half in stonksChill out and reno my house by hand, maybe get a part time job where i dont have to drug test.literally the dream.
>>62283315>getting away from jeets>in Croatia Should we tell him Crobros?
>mu is sinling faster than sandiskwe won
god does not want me to be a forty-thousandaire. god hates me because i am a hateful sinner. and i hate him.
>>62283366I don't think I would do good at that. I would never decline the offer, because something lke that only happens once in a life, but it wouldn't work. Too much work. and how do you even keep both happy? There's only one of me.
Are we going to the bottom?
>>62283315what’d you buy and where? Im going to assume you spent at least 500k for something on the coast>>62283398its alot worse in Canada, its just India 2.0
>>62283398Indians and Phillipinos or something like that you're getting right? Some kind of darker east asian iirc
GOD! This is one of those mornings out of the biannual where I wake up and just take a nasty sloppy dog shit out of my bowels but it's not diarrhea. Just a big bad feeling shit. I don't even know what I eat to cause this to happen.
>>62283413Philippines and Nepal mostly. Less so India
>>62283415probably eating too much rich/spicy food before going to sleep.had some spaghetti in garlic sauce last night, feeling the same.
>>62283406I'd take it if it was me and a girl fucking another girl. And we could switch for the second round too.
>>62283409That's a shame. How come you came to own property in Croatia?>>62283413Phillipinos and Nepalis. To be honest, Phillipinos are adjusting quite nicely in service jobs, learning the language and culture. Nepalis work as Wolt/Bolt (door dash equivalent here) drivers and construction. Kind of annoying when you see them on the roads, especially when they first came they drove like they were still in Nepal. Nowadays, even they started to learn the language.
>>62283408the bottom of the barrel
I’m so fucking done with it’s this fucking market, we get ONE day of pumps and the rest of the week is a crab or a bear. Next week will be the same. I’m not asking for an April tier rally again, just a steady green run.
>>62283403have you tried not being a sinner?
>>62283422>I’m not asking for an April tier rally againI'm demanding one
>>62283409Porec 4-5 years ago, 65k euro, 2 bed condo
>>62283385>UpdateTrue, you either need 10% or 0%, both would lead to a dump. It's basically a reverse iron condor inflation play.
>>62283367MU is already worth a trilly after doubling in a monthwhat more do you fucking want???
WE NEED A FUCKING PAMP RIGHT NOW!!
>>62283422Diagonal weeks at ATH are concerning tho
>>62283427In my southern euro country 65k won't buy you anything at allnot even a torn down 1 bed terraced country cottage
>>62283207Thats pretty standard in a lot of countries, because if something happens to a foreigner it can become an international incident if its not handled properly
>>62283427Sounds like a steal nowadays.
SHOULD I LONG OIL?First green id in reply will decide
>>62283434I've visited spain, italy and greece in the last 2 years and none asked me anything
>>62283422>I’m not asking for an April tier rally againyou know you want it again so bad don't even lie
>DRAM TWO RED DAYS IN A ROWOMWARI DA
>>62283431If no pump in 7 min its over for today
>>62283436No retardOIL is clearly toppedeveryone will forget about Iran when the Cuba arc starts like they did venezuela
>>62283437I've been airbnbing for years, never got asked for IDs of everyone
>>62283439SOXL is up like 40% in a week lmao
>>62283435Yup, was looking to buy another one, 150k+ crazy
>>62283445also no one asked me or anyone with me to register with the tourism registry or whateverpretty sure it's just a croatia thing
>>62283427holy fuck thats an insane pricegod tier investment too, could probably sell that now for like 250 these days
>>62283454nigger it's croatia, it's becoming more touristic but everything is cheap there
>>62283454It is insane. I wanted to buy another one but nothing under 150
>>62283459Not so cheap anymore, eating out is kind of expensive
>>62283466still cheaper than greece and greece is still dirt cheap
>>62283468Never been to Greece but I hear ya. It's cheaper than Canada too
>>62283436Yes obviously
>>62283468What's a good area in Greece to look at real estate?
>>62283475I've been looking at Montenegro and Albania for potential apartaments to buy and rent. Got some land in eastern eu too
>>62283475depends on what you want, but tourist heavy areas (like the cycladic islands or crete) would be best I guessKeep in my that I've only visited Greece once (for two weeks) I don't know much about Greece since I'm not greek
DRAM sissies, remember our training!
>>62283436>Huge oil discovery in the Gulf of America in Cuba's territorial watersoil will be so cheap
>>62283475Wherever the Israelis are buying property
>>62283486So all in on Cyprus?jews and russians are buying the entire Island
>>62283476those 2 are a decent bet, theyre the next 2 most likely candidates for the EU after which you should see pretty good return on those propertiessomething around the Bay of Kotor would be my personal pick
>>62283484Cheap Cuban oil will not save my June calls doebeit
breh this shit is insaneTRUMP: Deal soon. Its a great deal. I am buying tech stocksIRAN: NIGGER NIGGER HOLOCAUST AHHHHHH I BOMB YOU DIE I HATE AMERICA. WE WILL NEVER HAVE PEACE THE STRAIGHT REMAINS CLOSEDMedia: IMMINENT DEAL!!! tech stocks pump 50% per day every day on IMMINENT DEALMedia: oil down on news of IMMINENT DEAL!!!Iran: I am literally shooting fucking rockets at US bases and I will never open the straight I fucking hate youTrump: I declined their deal and we are gonna get a more bigglier dealMarket: Zero pullback. Just run another story about Elon Musk talking about Mars or some shit.
>>62283494>no one cares about third world people country says or doeswow anon that's craaazy
>>62283494None cares about your sand wars moshe
>>62283496That third world country is humiliating the US. Can't even beat a country that's been isolated and sanctioned for 47years, ayy lmao
>>62283496>why is gas $6 a gallon ???>no one cares about open corruption. caring is gay>just run another story about how its going to be cheap again soon because of THE DEALI'm off for the day I hate you niggers so much. good luck on your SOXL calls and space rocket scam companies I hope you lose everything.
Houses are for living in. Not speculation
>>62283499Ok, good for themthis is a stock market general not a brown people shitflinging contest general
Key level for gold here
>>62283501if that was true property taxes would be 50% not 1% (or less)
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU JAMBOYS THAT LAST NIGHT WAS A SHAKEOUT....i hope you didnt sell
>>62283499US taxpayers are paying 2 billion dollars a day to park boats on the other side of the world so the President can pump and dump equities at 3AM with tweets from the shitter. Every fucking kike just piles in with the greed train and puts ear plugs in and runs propaganda headlines that put 1984 to shame.Clown world.
holy chabadplease allow me to stop being a baggie for infq and nvidia and see some gains todaythank u
>>62283403How is it possible to be up only 2.45% since a month ago?
>>62283500>muh gasjust don't be poor
>>62283503Buy the dip, 200 ma reversal
>>62282943CRSR for sure
>>62283508Free healthcare and education would be too expensive, but it's ok to print money and give it to the military. The least they could do is print money and give it to coca cola and Walmart.
>>62283512>gas up>inflation up>no rate cuts>possible rate increase>ignore everything run an AI Jetsons story and bull it higher>equities go into absolute free fall because no one could predict something entirely predictable like inflation increasing when everyone knows its true but ignores it>but they bull the bubble as big as fucking possible fuck just because its funnier when the crash is bigger I guess."efficient"
>>62283523One rocket costs 1 million dollars and they shoot it into empty cliffs in the Strait of Hormuz.They could give you that money for free and you'd never have to work again.
>>62283513I'll dump a couple kk into it, wish me luck
>>62283511i D I V E R S I F I E D like a good boomer instead of going into tech hard>oil dips, silicon rips>silicon dips, oil still dipsetc.the pain never ends
>>62283523>bubbleloving this cope
>>62283521breh we have a UFC fight on the Whitehouse lawn they should "invest" in 50 p/e Walmart to put up some giant billboards on the whitehouse lawn advertising menthol ciggarettes
>>62283529its a ponzi scheme brainlet. the earnings increase is literally just 10 companies just money in a circle to each other.almost all of googles revenue increase was them pretending anthropic is worth 2 trillion dollars or some bullshit
>>62283523Catholic bros why isn't matzos used for eucharist? It's way tastier than the wafers
>>62283531private valuations for anthropic value the company at like a trillionand google wasn't the only ones buying their bonds
2 minutes til nothing happens
>>62283521>just GIVE apartments to the homelessstopped watching thereI mean I hate the MIC too, but this shit is comical
>>62283531keep living in the real world, smigger
>>62283525you don't understand how money works lmao
>>62283536yeah man SpaceX is 2 trillion even though its absolute AIDS blackhole of money deletion. anthropic is 2 trillion. every chatbot some African makes is worth 2 trillion dollars now. kinda like the dotcom boom where some bullshit website that doesn't even generate any money gets valued at 10012010124023043204 billion and they get 18 bank loans to buy electric work ferraris
>4,4% core pce
>>62283521Social Security and Medicare are the biggest drivers of the debt. Even with Defense now costing like a trillion per annum, entitlements are double that.boomers fleecing this generation to live a few more years and access services at a massive discount.
>>62283545SpaceX is the market leader for sattelite launches and it's not even close
>>62283529>Earnings>Not Earnings Projections for the next ten years based on pie in the sky demandHow many companies have already burned through their annual AI budget in two or three months this year for very little benefit, but don't have the money to keep spending? How much in AI/Data Center (and thus tech, eg NVDA) earnings was promised on a projected never-ending revenue stream?>>62283534Matzsos are talmudic skirt-the-law crackers that only technically fit the description.
>>62283551oh wow cool they launched their big black dildo one time with a malfunction and an empty cargo>market leader in attracting big bang theory enjoying redditors with luke warm IQ into a ponzi
>>62283542this seems unlikelyanalysts just say things but aren't held to them. no one penalizes them if they are wrong. its all just a guess, even if its a credentialed one.
>company profits expected +5,7%>it's -0,4%??
>>62283429Its going to 1k+
>>62283481Sign me up
>>62283521Look up a pie chart of the US deficit. Most of it is being spent on old/retarded people welfare, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security. The military is a a sizable chunk but by no means the most expensive. Plus the military has knock on effects of securing shipping lanes and global trade. A lot of countries to business with our cunt on our terms because they don’t want a tomahawk cruise missile lobbed at them.
>>62283557the problem with SpaceX is not the technology. it's Musk.
>>62283521
Nice memory is recovering. I really can't take the stress with soxl.
>US PRELIM Q1 GDP +1.6% (CONSENSUS +2.0%)keklmaoMAGgots voted for this
>>62283500Based
>>62283572Is that supposed to be bad?
>US GDP Annualised (Q/Q) Q1 S: 1.6% (est 2.0%; prev 2.0%)- GDP Price Index: 3.5% (est 3.6%; prev 3.6%)- Personal Consumption: 1.4% (est 1.6%; prev 1.6%)- Core PCE Price Index (Q/Q): 4.4% (est 4.3%; prev 4.3%)>US Personal Income (M/M) Apr: 0.0% (est 0.4%; prev 0.6%; prev R 0.5%)- Personal Spending (M/M): 0.5% (est 0.5%; prev 0.9%; prev R 1.0%)- Real Personal Spending (M/M): 0.1% (est 0.1%; prev 0.2% prev R 0.3%)
>>62283521Have you seen how fat the average American is?
>>62283580We need mandatory Ozempic unironically
>>62283572>GDP down>Inflation up>corrupt leaders profiting from day trading>"doom bull" disguised as optimism detached from reality. zero concrete results after trillions of spending in (((AI)))honk honk honk honk.this is dumber than when you faggots were shilling monkey NFTs
>>62283583why should healthy normal people supposed to pay for subhuman obese retards who made the choice to be disgusting?
>>62283579>GDP missed>personal consumption missed>prices went up higher than expected>personal income is literally flat
>>62283589So fkin BVLLISH
>>62283589and those are the numbers that they published after editing the shit out of them and heavily rounding to make them look better lol
>>62283589The stock market is at ATH. America is winning. You lost, tranny
>>62283579Green day today.
>>62283589new ATH today
>>62283589GDP and consumption down means it can only go up from here
>>62283595Europe is winning even more since it's getting the benefits of AI (higher productivity) without the drawbacks (datacenters fucking up communities and higher electricity prices)
>>62283588Because they consume more of my tax dollars being disgusting fat retards and the price of glp-1s are rapidly falling
AVAV is treating me beautifully. I wish I'd bought twice as much.
>>62283609my point is that they shouldn't consume more of your tax dollars by simply refusing public healthcare to obese goysthat way they would cost 0 tax dollars
>>62283605>benefits of AI (higher productivity)bullshit>without the drawbacksenergy will indefinitely be more expensive for the world at this scale but they avoid most of the startup coding costs because they can just copy the code
>>62283616ask any SWE who uses codex/claude in their workflow, the productivity gains are very real unless you're too stupid to talk to a chatbot
>>62283614We should just take all the fat, ugly, old and brown people and push them off a big cliff boss.
>>62283622>The productivity gains are real if you know what you're looking for in the first placeSo why are you using an AI?
>>62283588>>62283609they are literally goycattle. If you want your money back, buy MCD, KO, PEP, WEN, etc...
>>62283588>>62283609Just to add to this it makes society more attractive. I’ve rejected more than a few women who were into me because they were fat hogs. Which sucks because some of them were attractive, facially speaking. So you’d also have downstream improvement in romantic life>>62283614Well they’re a part of the electorate whether we like it or not. I’d love to cut wealth redistribution too but that’s unrealistic. Giving them state subsidized anti-fat retard pills far more likely to swim politically
>>62283622imagine being a SWE and glazing the thing you are training to replace yourself. are you fucking retarded?the future is here and it smells like stinky Indians on H1B visas making 60K a year to code glorified chat bots until we can deport them
Thank jebus memory is re pumping I dont have what it takes to hold soxl. Fuck I should have bought in February
>>62283625because it can make a weeks long project be done in hoursunless you can write hundreds of lines of code per minute
Why did god make me a nigger?
>>62283623Oh and the sick people too, we could cure all disease by just pushing all the sick people off the cliff too, then the only people left would be healthy.
>>62283630yeah farmers were very mad at tractors toodidn't stop them from being replaced and the world didn't end with the invention of fertilizers and the tractor (which made farmers 5% of the population from 90% in a matter of years)also white SWEs use AI too, the difference being that indians simply vibe code while whites use AI to do the filler bullshit while you manage how the project is structured
>>62283643your posts are low quality
>>62283637He hates you
>>62283623Mao Zedong did it. He put millions of old people and tards on cargo ships and dumped them in the ocean. Unfortunately he failed to account for many children were being raised and schooled by their grandparents. Silly goose.
>>62283637You are a wonderful person. Don't let anyone give you a name.
>>62283643AI at best is a gloried google search. No one worth their salt is using it to auto generate code unless they're just dancing for a manager
>>62283644you have to dumb down your posts so luddite AI haters can understand
>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent>@SecScottBessent>The @USTreasury continues our Economic Fury campaign against the Iranian regime.>Their troops are not getting paid, the police are not reporting for work, and Kharg Island is shut down. The Iranian economy and currency are in free fall.>Iran’s Persian Gulf Strait Authority (PGSA) is a joke, and today Treasury has sanctioned it. We have warned any corporate or state entities against paying tolls or hiding them as aid payments.>Forming a Wall of Steel, the U.S. Naval Blockade has ensured a record low amount of Iranian crude on the water. We will also be shutting down both Iranian airlines’ access to landing spots, refueling, and ticket sales.>Only a satisfactory outcome in negotiations will end the downward spiral.>Their troops are not getting paidUnironically only an american could write that as his first point
My soxl 2dte are saved
>>62283637dress and act white and you won't be called one by any serious person, the morgon freeman rule
>>62283651AIs are solving previously unsolved edor math problems nowyour ignorance is showing
>>62283637Do you have a huge cock at least?
>>62283650You can call me red dog. I have a red dog dick.
I almost feel sorry for bobos at this point. Almost
>>62283655Damn i can't imagine doing calls on that shit. Just holding it is giving me panic attacks
>Meta is releasing premium subscriptions for Instagram, Facebook and WhatsApp>users will begin to see offers for Instagram Plus and Facebook Plus, both of which cost $3.99 per month, and WhatsApp Plus, which will be $2.99 per month>Consumers who use Meta’s artificial intelligence offerings will also be able to subscribe to premium plans including Meta One Plus for $7.99 per month or Meta One Premium for $19.99 per monthSo meta is still in the "we don't need tokens" cope phase
>>62283667Everything is still red thoAmerimutts dumped at opening yesterday
>>62283667I don'tThey want you and your family to be in poverty while bulls want society to be more efficient and wealthybears dream of a second great depressions while bulls dream of the singularity
>>62283637Just act like Morgan Freeman
imagine still refuting in 2026 that AI is a huge productivity improver
>>62283654just 2 more weeks and Iran will give up(just like North Korea)
>>62283623
>>62283663My dick is red like a dog
>>62283637>Why did god make me a nigger?
>>62283695This fuckin guy
OK memory I'm gonna need a little bit more of a pump from you
> futures
>>62283637Are you a lazy hedonistic thief? If not, then you're a respectable man who happens to have melanin in his skin. Be kind to yourself, Anon.
LITE please pump today kthxbai
So, uh, are we still bearish for market open?
>>62283637the only cure for niggerism is death. I'm sorry anon. Please go back to africa
>>62283703Fuck that.
i have MRVL 210C 5/29 what do?
>North American monopoly on grain oriented electrical steel>the stuff you need to make transformers >whole grid and datacenters are short transformersThe most obvious bottleneck
>>62283718>the CLF tranny is backwe thought you killed yourself
>>62283718We've known for a while that utilities are the issue. Tech companies essentially became industrial companies with large overheads and supply issues but were hoping they could still get tech margins
>>62283717S'all good
>>62283484ok, gg, no long mr green id.>>62283442red id, opinion discarded
>>62283718I bought CENX instead of steel and did a hell of a lot better playing datacenters
>>62283720The tranny died but I'm stepping in as the residential GOESfag
>>62283716Its AI you retard
>>62283732Still made me balls clap my kidneys
ngl bros, this fake gay market casino is kinda thrilling and exciting. im starting to get the /wsb/ that risk it all for the gains and then lose it all chasing another big hit.
>>62283706>NVIDIA, which is the driving force behind scale up CPO, asked the supply chain to increase InP laser capacity by ~20x from 2025-2030. Can you feel it bobo? That's the creak before the implosion
>>62283724ok fuck it lets see
>>62283640
>Tesla compares the crash rate of vehicles using its ‘Full Self-Driving’ system to a federal dataset that includes far less-severe accidents. Traffic-safety researchers told Reuters that distorts the results https://reut.rs/4wW9Nuu @specialreportsNibba trying to cheat
guys i believe its over, the west is finally falling
can someone explain analysts because it looks like>price dumps, lower target>price rises, up the targetalways post hoc
>Reddit shitting on AMFN.BULLISH
>>62283738Dopamine is the enemy
>>62283749
>>62283755dopamine is what makes you feel goodit's why food and sex feel amazing
>>62283759feeling good is a scam, because then you'll want more later
>>62283764>>62283764>>62283764
>>62283760nothing is stopping you from being a religious monk who doesn't enjoy anything
>>62283521>There's poor people>$1,400,000>That money could have gone to ME! I could have had 1,400,000!>There's 50 million poor people, so the entirety of that video would be less than $1 per poor person.Poor people are poor because they're stupid and can't do math.
>>62283774That's a 1 minute video.During special military operations they run for hours, wasting hundreds of millions if not trillions.
>>62283677bulls dog piling the same 60 p/e cult tech shit causes the depressions retardmanipulating oil futures causes whiplash retardI get it you are a turbo faggot greedy npc that cant understand anything else except donating his mcwage to Elon musks new ponzi but please don't larp as virtuous in the process faggot
>>62283748>Imagine getting 16-20% returnsI know inflation was kinda shit in that period, but damn that would have been nice.
>>62283784>if not trillions.Do more than four zeroes in a row make your brain stop working?>Hundreds of millions divided by fifty million is millions for me!
I'm just going to start typing random letters and buying random tickets on my broker app that have a positive trajectory. Fuck this board
>>62283774actually war has cost around 1 trillion(counting depleted stock replacement, oil cost and other things up to 2030) for 50 million people thats 20k dollars to each, which is a decent amount for most normies
snowflake and servicenow chads, how we feelin
>>62283815>war has cost around 1 trillionThe Iran was has cost 29 Billion so far and that would equate to $500-600 per each of the 50,000,000 poor and homeless people.Please point me to housing that only costs a one-time payment of $500-600.
>>62283823>29 billionis the direct cost of the operation>1 trillionthe cost of restocking everything, and most importantly the cost of the oil price hitting every sector of the economy.dont get me wrong im not anti-military, i agree with >>62283563 in when he says the military is used for things like gunboat diplomacy and keeping a safe environment for trade, venezuela is a great example of that.but iran is just a major fuck up that serves no american interests besides jewish ones, anyone defending that when the money could have been better spent at home is a kike
>>62283643>yeah farmers were very mad at tractors tooYou retards can't think at all, can you? You learned a skill, cramed for your IQ tests and think that makes you smart because you can copy other people.Tractors didn't replace farmers.Cars didn't replace drivers. Both replaced horses and oxen though.Ask the Horses how they feel about that. Recognize that AI isn't replacing some other tool, it's replacing YOU.
>>62283812just buy thesehttps://finviz.com/screener?v=111&f=cap_smallover,sh_avgvol_o500,sh_price_o7,sh_short_u10,ta_highlow52w_nh,ta_perf_dup&ft=4
>>62283866>is the direct cost of the operationThe direct cost includes stocking everything and oil that's being used. The 29 Billion IS the restocking and refueling fees. The knock-on effects of oil price shocks on every sector of the economy are irrelevant to government spending in this argument. You're just blubbering and making excuses, like communists who attribute every death in the world that isn't directly from communist policies to Capitalism.
>>62283496Iran is the most strategically important country on Earth. Make no mistakes, Iran decides the future of the market.
When will you learn? There will be NO pretty women posted in OP's on /smg/Do you want the tranny mods to an hero anon?
>>62283924you are brown and jewish if you want to waste money on a jewish war, the end
>>62282922lololol you fags have been talking like this 2016 and reality always bends towards mainstream media being right. You clown stop being a right wing chud and love your life it’s not that bad out here
>>62283152I sold RCL this morning. I'm such a coward. It will moon when this happens.>>62283193Cuba will be over in a nanosecond I bet.
>>62282871i sold fellow soxl chads...sorry... i was up 500% and had no more cap gains
>>622831722.5 voo.5 schd
>>62282867>>62282867Ive heard the vast majority of midterms have mini crash averaging 16%. Anyone have thoughts on that or been pondering that?Curios if I should sell my leverage. I kind of feel bearish, though only a little like 20%. I haven't felt this way since last summer (wrong) or Jan 2020 (very right).
