For Whom The Bell Tolls edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62281034
TIME MARCHES ON
TOTAL NVDA CRAB
>>62281921I full ported MU at 680 and sold all at 640 because of MYanons stop loss bullshit.
i only have 4m at 28.........i feel so behind
Have you ever considered how strange it is that like 50 years there were a ton of companies in the SP500 that were the Apple of the day but which nowadays you can't recognize for shit? The picture gets even more strange with 100 years back
>>62281931Stop losses are for day trades
I go to zero hedge to read boomers argue with bots in the comment section. Really fucken hilarious. These fucks can’t die fast enough
>>62281931stop losses and stop limits are how market makers steal money from you. never do it!
>>62281931The cheat code is that his stop loss setup is actually a buy signal
kraken robotics earnings tomorrowthoughts? it can potentially go 10-30% up
>>62281931>stop lossOne of the dumbest things ever if you're not a passive investor. But if you're a passive investor, why hold stocks where a stop loss can trigger?
What's going on with MVRL. Why did it crab.
> futures
>>62281942Sell now.
SmoltekObducatSHT Smart High-TechNot financial advice
Nick GurIm looking for a Nick Gur?Is there a Nick Gur in the class?
>>62281921WHAT DID KOREA DO I JUST BOUGHTED SOXL TODAY
>>62281932It's over....
>>62281940
eurosisters...i fomoed and bought sivers at 85 SEK. how can i cope? some anon told me it was the future and that photonics are still in " the early phase". should i cut my losses already or keep holding?
Thoughts on canadian critical minerals inc CCMI? I have around 3500$ parked there. Their expecting a final permit approval for this year but i have my doubts. Seems it cant get any lower can it
>>62281945are cats and bunnies friends?
>>62281945This is crazy dangerous for the bunny >>62281960No , cats will torture any animal smaller than them to death
Huh, that anon that was screaming about Groupon last week might've been on to something
>>62281957See >>62281948These are the new Sivers, not sure if u can buy them though
>>62281957It's a lottery ticket with a high probability of winning. It will be a rollercoaster until it establishes itself. nothing goes up every day
Tony woke up from the coma.
im a new investor this year, i lump summed allin in january and have slurped my paychecks whenever the price went below my cost basis. However I am in ETF's not boom bust assests so now its getting to the point where it might never go below my cost basis again. Am i supposed to slurp above my cost basis? that feels icky but i guess i have to get used to doing that?
So what should I do if I want to be rich?Should I just put all my money into S&P 500? I have half a million net worth
>>62281978how much are you up?
>>62281976who's Tony?
>>62281979>S&P 500that is a slow growth boomer indexcool kids are over yonder at nasdaq doing tech stuff nyse has few of those too
>>62281967>62% short interest as of may 12th
>>62281933the mag 7 of the day like coca cola which are still killing it today?
>Iran sending drones at US warship>this is a test to see if US will begin the war again>they won't>because they don't have the cardsthe strait is never going back to normal
>>62281982Tony Soprano
>>62281957You should invest in the SP500. You're a paperhand.
>>6228197950% DRAM 50% MARS/NASA and chill
>>62281988If they're going to war Iran again it's not going to be a retaliation it's going to be an apocalyptic bombing of critical infrastructure but I think more likely they'll just declare Iran mentally incapable of negotiating with, declare victory and summon the world to run train on the strait as they have already well established plans to do with various warships from other countries already strategically positioned. it's not going to be a pump your oil bags event
>>62281974looks like i've put 10000€ on a lottery ticket
>>62281948>Three stocks that already went verticalGreat finds
make my day nigger
>>62281973i bought 1000€ worth of obducat the other day. up 50% but i got heemed by sivers and lost 1000€ already
remember that broke buy Bp name fag who couldn’t handle a 300 dollar loss. I hope he got a job
ASTS tards gather and goon on gains, more gains gooning coming soon.
>>62281999Their market caps are still nothing and are serious companies compared to the pajeet scam known as Sivers
>>62281995ahh, you have no idea what's actually happening, typical. Iran can just start hitting ALL countries energy infrastructure in the area and permanently close the strait with drones and missiles at any time, that is why the orange coward is petrified at making a move and is now saying the ceasefire is still in place after getting blatantly attacked. TACO supreme pussied out on those strikes 10 times in a row after getting his bluff called and unilaterally declared a permanent ceasefire LOL
>>62282013American alone moved two ships through the strait unscathed and destroyed Iranian boat, missiles and drones in the process. Now guess what happens when 40 nations are being deprived of their livelihood and sending warships over to protect their vessels? Iran can't make a dent in the blockade much less the entire planet coming together collectively to give them the middle finger. Iran has no leverage whatsoever. the only thing Iran gets to decide is how badly they lose
No one would ever give out info on real lottery winning stocks
>>62281984100% in QQQ? I dont have a lot of expenses, $900 a month for food and my apartment but that's it. I pay $600 a month. I just to get to a million USD quick. Currently at 550k USD>>62281994Is that REALLY safe though? I believe in the future of space and tech in that industry but arent semiconductors cyclical in nature and risky?
>ZS
>>62282019unlike a lottery ticket where only the select few can win, the more that win in the stock lotto the more the winners win so yes you do give real info on winning tickets
>>62282021>is this safe?who carest.90% DRAM
>>62282013Iran is almost completely depleted on their missiles. There's a reason they're the ones who demanded the ceasefire.>>62282019People do it all the time here but you have to learn to discern between them and the trollbait
>>62282017>slurping magat slop off the floor as if it's truthdid your retarded ass miss the part where all they have to do is threaten the ships in the strait to prevent them from moving? the insurance companies won't cover them under the threat alone. driving some boats through the strait at full throttle doesn't achieve anything, the tankers are extremely slow and large. here's the best part - if it's so easy, why aren't they doing it? time is ticking and it's on the oil chads side, ALL you losers have is lies to temporarily suppress the price
>>62282025What is your net worth?
>>62282019I have seen MU shilled here for like 4 months so, you're wrong.
>>62282026cope, every time there's been a small skirmish over the last few weeks the US quickly makes sure to announce that the ceasefire is still in place, absolutely petrified to escalate
>>62282039I wanted to call you a sniveling kike but now I'm thinking you're a taqqiya-spouting sandnigger
>>62282033>assmad oil baggot can't handle factsIran gets fucking REKT when any type of force is used against them in the strait. They've thrown everything they got at the blockade and inflicted ZERO damage. Imagine what happens when we decide to open the strait by force. Iran can't do shit.
>>62282034And age.
>>62282038MU isn't exactly a hidden gem. It just took a while to get going, but it had a spotlight on it as soon as the AI boom started.
>>62282022ohnononono, look at this dude
>>62282046My net worth at 25 is higher than someone at 65?
>>62282034$29 in cash, 34
>>62282021100% in SPYI would yield 5500/month relatively risk free, live off what you need and reinvest/gamble the rest
>>62282046that's household net worth which implies two people and everything they own including inheritances. If you're alone and made all your money yourself you're much better off than this
>>62281931Lmao I canceled mine back in Feb or that bullshit would have happened to me
>>62282041no retort as expected>>62282044>uhhhh acktually we blockaded your blockadeAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, the strait being blocked is literally Iran's leverage retard. what are you waiting for then? open it, coward. it's been months and they're not trying because they can't.
>there are actual miggers here in /smg/this subreddit is really turning into shit.
>>62282041be careful when using that word, the resident janny doesn't like it. you can use any other words, just not that one (for some reason)
>>62282062>please believe us not being able to use our own ports for our critical exports hurts you more than us my oil bags depend on itthe blockade stays and if Iran doesn't make a great deal the strait opens by force simple as. oil is going to $0
>>62282064>there are actual oil baggies in smg trying to use political rhetoric to pump their bagsoh no no no
>>62282057I was going to do 500k in VOO and 50K in QQQII need at least 25K a year
Most of you are indian.
Yeah, no shit
>>62281931Hey buddy, you set a stop loss AFTER you are in profit and want to stop losing...profit. dont set stop losses if you are not deep in the green.
>>62282067haven't and will continue to not do shit except lie like cowards. pathetic, embarrassed country totally exposed to the world in real time
>>62282046This must not include the value of owned real estate and capital assets. There's no way.Or it's super old.
The Stop Loss OrderOne of the Greatest Destroyers of Wealth
>>62282077wow it's like I'm really talking to someone through a month time delay proxy. the war is over my dude we're in the phases of agreement. we're moving on with a deal or by force and in both cases the oil flows freely and Iran can't do shit about it.
>>62282071Assuming you know how to trade options I would take the sacrifice of low risk low yield for basically infinite ammo, just reinvest and keep lowering your SPYI basis until you see something compelling, if it doesn't hit oh well maybe next month. If QQQ takes a significant hit maybe then rotate into QQQI
>>62282086those are medians, not means according to the imagemedian wealth shouldn't be super high, most people are blue collar I would think
>>62282022I was just looking at that chartthat gap is guh tierand the volume is pretty brutal too holy shit
>>62281952But seriously why are we dumping I'm scared I shouldn't have bought leverage
>>62282088you're so close, that's because lies about an immanent deal have been going on for months and every time it's been complete bullshit, you'll figure it out soon
>>62282086Also have this one but it's at least a few years old by now.
I'm really scared about soxl. I just had to buy today. Fml. I had the cuts to hold mu and sndk thru the dumpening but idk if I can do it with this.
>>62282022Holy crapperinos
>https://www.lseg.com/en/media-centre/press-releases/ftse-russell/2026/ftse-russell-introduces-ipo-fast-entry-enhancements-for-russell-us-indexes>Fast entry for IPOs with an investable market capitalisation exceeding the Russell Top 500 market adjusted market cap breakpoint from the previous reconstitution.>IPOs below minimum free float or voting rights requirement remain eligible, subject to certain conditions.>Eligible IPOs added after the fifth trading day using first day free float. There will be no hiding in ANY index once all is said and done. Total. Nuclear. IPO. Annihilation.
>sound the Dolby horn
>>62282008I told that stupid nigger that BP was pozzed. Should have bought American OIL.
>>62282102no I've said as much myself because ultimately it doesn't matter we'll open the strait by force as we've already proven capable of doing with our small naval presence alone. Iran can't do shit about it
>>62282087Nah, I’ve been saved a few times by them. Really wish I had one this AM. Would have let me reposition
>>62282113The whole point of ETFs is to get some exposure to everything. Crying that a little slice of your pie is run by Elon Musk is kind of unhinged and retarded to be quite honest. Take your lithium.
>>62282021>Is that REALLY safe though? I believe in the future of space and tech in that industry but arent semiconductors cyclical in nature and risky?I'm 50% DRAM calls, 30% EWY (essentially also DRAM) calls.Scared money don't make money.
>>62282125You guys are getting pie?
>>62282125this. like worrying about a great white shark in the kiddy pool.
>>62282118>THX sound effect
>>62282122>still believing the Navy didn’t get rekt. UAE left OPEC because they didn’t want their refineries wiped out because the US couldn’t defend them. lol lmao
>>62282125>Crying that a little slice of your pie is run by Elon Musk is kind of unhinged and retarded to be quite honest.I only mention SpaceX because it will be the first. These rules are expressly being setup to allow for special exception for all future Nuclear IPOs including OpenAI (likely September) and Anthropic (Q1 2027). There is no other explanation for making these exceptions.The goal is for private equity markets to finally overcome the "mark to market" problem in realizing their paper gains. The entire engine is now being built to make index funds the dumping ground of last resort for any on paper "mega" IPO in thinly traded, opaque, and distorted markets.
>>62282126>Scared money don't make moneyThis motto would have lost you tons of money while the war was breaking out. There's no real fear rn things are going relatively well. Make this statement in the middle of a months long downturn
>>62282022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbF0QZ1e6eM
>>62282135>us stock market>thinly traded and opaquein comparison to what? you literally couldn't be more wrong and i don't think you know what those words even mean.
>>62282118Speaking of Dolby, new balltoss dropped.>>62282135Don't reply back to me until you've taken your meds. No one knows that the correct price for a share is at any given time, so have fun with it instead of making up these grand conspiracy theories. Oh and smile more, you'd look cuter.
>>62282136>This motto would have lost you tons of money while the war was breaking out.B-but I was in the stock market back then as well...>Make this statement in the middle of a months long downturnWe aren't though, and you need to adapt to the circumstances.If things are bearish just go cash.
>>62282135so is this the "bail in" method money changers have been talking about since COVID?
I declare this a Cleveland cliffs thread now
Might slurp Adobe. Looks like it might have found a bottom on 5 yr chart, plus revenue is till growing. I doubt they aren’t coming up with pans to capitalize on AI>>62282134Delusional retard
>>62282134Leaving OPEC doesn't change that. Leaving OPEC hurts Iran's strategy because it means millions more barrels of oil flowing without them. The UAE and others received billions worth of missiles and defense systems recently. Iran can't freely attack the surrounding regions. They don't have a move.>>62282145The principle doesn't apply when there's nothing to be scared of. It's like acting like a thug in a gated community
>>62282046my swe friend said he earns 200k salary and 200k stock, does he really earn more in 1 year than the average person in their entire lifetime
>>62282156I recently had a day where I made almost as much as your SWE friend in a yearGranted, it melted away during the yields scare a week ago, but still
Ahem*tests mic*Gentlemen... AI, space, and quantum
God FUCKING damn itEvery time i feel even slightly comfortable with USAAAAR some stupid bullshit comes out to make it dumpI might honestly get out while I'm ahead fuck this
>>62282156Depends on how good the stock is and what the RSUs were valued at when he joined. E.g. if you got hired at Adobe 1 year ago his stock comp plan is down 40%, and those are usually priced out in 3 year chunks.
>>62282059Getting married is harder then making 500k
>>62282122>we can totally do it, we just don't want to just yet>desperately trying to negotiate with terrorists rather than just doing ithahahaha
>>62282164lmao
If you want a 10xRobotics and automationthis would be for the long haulRobotics will become the biggest industry in the world by the next 10 years.
>>62282172 it's almost like there are multiple ways to accomplish the same thing with different reasons for both
>>62282156Bruh, do you not get what net worth means? Your buddy getting 200k a year salary (plus one time 200k stock option) means nothing if he’s 2 million in debt, with building interests most likely. Your friend could have a negative net worth for all you know
>>62282176Automation and robotics can only do so much. There are some things that simply cannot be automated.
Man Marvell had the most crabbiest earnings I've ever seen
>>62282187You don't need something to conquer the world for it to be a good investment.
People should have to state if they earned or risked their starting capital themselvesor got it from their parents.There's a big difference.There's a lot of people that act like they're the embodiment of competence and genius at trading and investing, but if you look at where their networth came from their houses were bought for them by their parents and funded their portfolios lol
>>62282176How about energy storage and lithium?
>>62282195t. genetically predisposed to poverty
>>62282195Good people have good kids who will have done well regardless. You're just a rotten egg from toothless hillbillies who's probably mad you don't get to call every moderately successful person in your life a "nepo".
>>62281942I'm long on PNG. I don't expect any major catalyst sometime soon, there will be some updates on the Covelya acquisition but that's about it. Been trying to buy more and average down. I expect it to go like last earnings jump to $8 cad range then back down to $7-8 again as investors take profit.
Unusual options activity 5-27RIG 06/18/26 6.50 Call @ $0.24Current Stock Price: $6.18Target Move Needed: +$2.60 in stock pricePremium Return Potential: 416.67% if target move hitsProbability of Success: 38.42%Delta: 0.3842 | Vol/OI Ratio: 38.12The Why: Clears the 14-day threshold comfortably with a 22-day runway. It features the highest probability of success on our list (38.42%), meaning it requires an easily attainable equity move of just $2.60 to generate premium acceleration, backed by an enormous 38x institutional volume surge over open interest. >Trump just approved emergency reopening of Cali oil drilling.
>>62282198>>62282202There's a lot of rich kids that use trading as a LARP to pretend like they're working because they can't cut it in industry. They go into real estate as well.
>>62282195Coming from someone who scholarshipped their way through an elite engineering school I have a unique respect for the wealthy kids who made it through the program with none of the drive I had from being broke, you truly can't judge a book by it's cover especially when it comes to investing, a naturally good trader will make it from any starting point
>>62282142>us stock market>thinly traded and opaqueNo. The index funds and there rules up until this year have been to make any IPO have to have some real price discovery in public markets with public earnings reports and exposed financial internals.Quite the opposite is happening wherein the private markets which are thinly traded and opaque are able to immediately dump, within 5-15 days of initial IPO depending on the index. And this is exception is ONLY being made for "megacap" IPOs where the megacap refers entirely to private market "valuations" and not the traditional use of the word. And they know this is wrong which is why they are making the SpaceX, Anthropic, OpenAI, etc. the exception to the normal rules.>>62282144>No one knows that the correct price for a share is at any given timeThat is what public markets are and price discovery. Private markets are not price discovery.>>62282147You could argue that. This is really just "arbitraging" the opacity of private markets and the "forced buying" of index funds. Private equity and mutual funds have, since the 1980s, been largely dumpstered by index fund returns/benchmarks. They make their money with marketing that they will be the 1 in 100 that isn't going to underperform.Rather than try to do better or be better they are just using financial plumbing mechanics to siphon off the risk adjusted returns of index funds. It took them nearly 50 years to figure out a way to do it, but they did.
>29 year old Walmart associate >10k net worth>but get PAID to take 10k steps per dayYou call this work? I call it a paid work out.If you take walk less then five miles a day while getting paid, lower your tone.
favorite etf for foreign countries that includes no china and india?
>>62282249DRAM
>>62281921pretty sure i'm a baggie now.anybody have any stories they can share about bagholding to encourage me?MSFT at 415GLW at 190and yes, MU at 930i ultimately feel good about all three going forward for a long hold but still don't feel great. FOMOed into MU at open like a complete fucking retard today
>>62282231Compounding wealth is more effective if you begin with high starting capital. At some point, the math is tilted heavily to your side. It's very hard to fuck it up.
>>62282236that might worry you but not me because i'm not a retard or insane
>>62282213>Trump just approved emergency reopening of Cali oil drilling.Trump can approve, again, more drilling in offshore federal waters (I know the guy at the fed who reviews the permits and he nothing but a smiling rubber stamp for industry), but the pipelines to transport the oil have to go through state waters and Gavin is not going to allow it. Gavin and his gang are doing everything to strangle the economy.
the real "worry" is whether they dump everything else to buy spacex you dummies. but it's not really anything to worry about. what you all need to do is wonder why 1 day of single digit% volatility has you filling your diapers.
>>62282202>>62282198How much money did the family office say you could play with in the sandbox account?
>>62282218>>62282253Yeah I mean a small subset of them are actually solid traders you cant immediately assume LARP based on the hand they were dealt
>>62282249>foreign countries that includes no china and india?how are poor countries going to afford expensive oil? Energy is the economy. Now does not seem like a good time to invest in turd world countries. China on the other hand seems to have prepared well for Trump's games and stockpiled oil reserves, while the US is draining its petroleum reserve trying to keep prices a little lower.
>>62282188>dumps before earning from trumps fuck your stocks tweet>dumps after earnings>recovers and dumps againbig money is literally just some algo programmed by a seething gigautist
shill me a stock that will pump so hard I don’t have to deal with the real world anymore
>>62282164NothingburgerNot the first lawsuit against USAAAAARStill bullish
>>62282273The only thing my parents ever gave me was herpes.
>>62282142>>62282144>>62282125>>62282130mongoloids lmao. this is elementary shit
I tell poor people to stop ordering door dash slop.Just ordered me some door dash slop.
>>62282271it's not the amount of volatility it's the when and why. we were heading for another record day early this morning before trump started rambling about Iran. now the markets are losing faith in a deal again. we struck Iran which gets mistaken for war when it's the same song and dance but the outcome is the same stocks decline. now we have to wait for some optimism or stocks will crab and dumb until then
Trump did an attack today so oil can have a muted pump. He cant have the weekend gap up.Full moon is on the 1st so stocks and metals can pump. He is redirecting the energy.
DRAM sisters…. We are toast …
>>62282290you've made it
>>62282291you really thought all that nonsense? i just took a nap, woke up saw soxx was red, bought soxl, sold it back, made $750, took another nap.
>>62282291US struck Iran yesterday, not today. Market dumping has nothing to do with that
>>62282046~180k networth at 29. Feels pretty good, especially considering >>62282059when I look at >>62282103 that puts me in-between the 90 and 95th percentile.Would probably be close to 400k if I got out of crypto and in the AI trade sooner, but oh well that's life.
>>62282298SOXL dumped from over 250 to under 210 today>>62282299the us struck Iran 2x recently with second time being reported on today yes the market dumping has to do with that and trumps comments they correspond precisely to these events
>>62282310are you trying to call me a liar? what is your point?
>>62282096I think I'm ultimately going to settle for something like 100% into JEPQ, that is until I have 800k in 3 years. It has good returns YTD and last year did 15%, and has a solid dividend payout of 10% on top of that.My net worth is actually around 855,000 right now but I'd have to sell a house to get there so thats a huge issue.For me personally, I'm 25, so I have time on my side, and I need an income more right now, that's more important. Also I'm not a normal case I inherited money but I also got it through magic I would say too. I strongly believe the world is just an extension of your mind and it has to bend to your thoughts.
>>62282318you seem really proud of yourself and I don't know why. I've made over $10,000 trading silver in a couple hours
bobobros....
Here are the averages of how stock markets move in a year, on average>7 dips of 3-5% down>1 correction of 10% a year>15% declines once every 3 years>20% or greater bear markets once every 6 yearsI expect we'll see a few more dips, and one to two more 10-15% declinesbut it depends on the retards that move the market. Trump isn't the only retard. There's a legion of retards pumping tickers with greater than 100x multiples. If that gets out of control we could see the bubble pop. The retards can ruin a good thing for everybody. Out of control greed can pop a bubble and we're basically there now. I just hope there's enough pullbacks to keep this shit under control for earnings to catch up and it doesn't run away.Anybody that's buying memory right now is one of those retards.But I don't think the bubble pops this year. That's a bad thing, though. It would be better to just pop it this year. I think the Fed should immediately begin raising rates hard if this market pushes another 7% higher unless earnings are up big time next quarter. I think the Fed should even be rate raising right now to squash inflation, and let this market cool off before shit gets bad.Seeing multiples so high right now has me very concerned. Memory is desperately in need of a pullback, like a pullback now, and a rotation into financials, healthcare, and small caps would be perfect.
>>62282326within 10 minutes of picking up my date yesterday, she was puking and crying on my penis. we had arranged this already but she couldn't get the job done and wanted me to take her home. but i convinced her to stay. as long as we're just changing the subject willy-nilly
sandiskbros were getting raped
>>62282330SOXL closed red badly and is down after hours thanks to the gayboi war
>>62282299I feel like this is just a reckless shakeout, feels idk how to describe it... frumpy??The angry bears are pressuring it hard but...idk selling pressure feels hollow. Like a thin paint tray thats too full of longs, its all about to spill over, or upwards I should say.
>>62282333thats a problem for soxl holders. my problem is getting puke stains out of my good pants.
>>62282334>tfw you weren't born a dysgenic pajeetI wish she'd let me have a peek at those cannons
>>62282334does she need a jam boy slave?
>>62282334I fail to understand why this bitch would ever want to suck shit-stained jeet dick. What a wild world we live in.
I bought GRRR calls today because I thought earnings was after close. But they already reported a miss in the morning and I’m retarded.
>>62282344It was a lie he was exposed shortly after
>>62282334It crashes when the bears turn into bulls. That's how bubbles pop. Bears hop on at the top, start a hard melt up, and dump hard on the way down.If you start seeing a lot of sentiment about, "I used to be a bear, but I don't want to miss these gains", the show is over.Seeing bears turn bullish is the best top signal.
>>62282176Vaneck's IBOT is only $63 right now. It's been blasting off for months but if you know of any better robotics ETFs let me know
>>62282328Memory and by extention the market are extremely undervalued.Your "fears" dont mean shit
SANDISKBROS WERE GETTING RAPED
le sigh GRPN
>>62282336take them to the dry cleaner
>>62282356good idea halbertstram
qtex looks like it's headed for a fourth consecutive day of massive gains
>>62282325Solid choice in a bull market, the biden years scarred me to skew towards assuming crab so I prefer the neos funds. Whatever you decide make sure to protect the bag only try to spark a fire with excess yield gains and you'll be fine
>>62281931You set stop losses as a safety net in case of tail risk. You'll be glad youre out now and not at 380
>>62281960>>62281963
>>62282352>IBOTI just looked at their holdings, and I wouldn't do it. It has too much overlap with anybody making a semi conductor play.
Was buying NASA 60 June 18 too aggressive? I am getting nervous
>>62282346I bought $5000 worth of HL calls for September when it was $22 and I need them to hit $25 to break even
The usa just sanctioned Iran's gulf authority, now nobody can pay their toll. Guess nobody has caught on to this yuge escalation.
>>62281957You won;t see your money back for a decade sell and put it in something else
IQE earnings in a few hours...
>>62282390Why are you trying to sacrifice that poor anon to force a pump?
>>62282386this is true but it's not bearish it's reinforcing what trump already said..the strait opens freely no tolls or controls
>>62282371Yea this is all new to me, I was broke 3 months ago.
>solded at the bottom again
>>62282403Remember your training
>>62282344Isn't he defending himself in court now bc his lawyer noped the fuck out kek
>>62282395Well, now a us base is being hit by drones
>>62282103>29 with above the 95th percentile >turning 30 soon >be above the 90th percentile Why must I suffer
>>62282325>Also I'm not a normal case I inherited money but I also got it through magic I would say too. I strongly believe the world is just an extension of your mind and it has to bend to your thoughts.go into this more?
>>62282415Morphic resonance
>>62282403just sell half next time>>62282411we shot down some drones. these minor attacks are referred to as defensive actions not war escalations as this has happened several times already with the same results
>>62282344the same way you thought they didn’t want blacks. The whites makes themselves the cucks of every race in due time
Futures didn’t budge are these strikes priced in? Kek @ crypto cucks though
I need bitcoin at 35k-40k before i even consider looking at it
>>62282425I've heard that's there's an iron wall at 60k so buying in the 60k range is the play
>>62282400Well do some research and sort out your finances before going nuts, as crazy as this sounds I know people who have been in similar situations and I'd say there's probably something to the self manifesting of things in life but don't put too much thought into that
>>62282325>I strongly believe the world is just an extension of your mind and it has to bend to your thoughtsBig if true. Any advice for me? My mind seems to have created quite the fucked up world.
>STOCKS HIT A 3 INDEX ALL TIME HIGH>next on what da trump doin
>futures
>>62282439Sue Martin said years that end in 6 are good for corn, so this mouse could be on to something.
>>62282442This is going to skyrocket my RCL, please Donnie get it over with quickly
>>62282252>NOOOOOOO WE'RE AT PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE...yesterday FREAK THE FUCK OUTJust wait man
When I wake up all the stocks will be green again
>>62282442shame cuba is a nothingburger to the markets, wonder what he'll do next spring to cause another dump
>>62282415I started before bed about 3 months ago with visualization with earbuds. Basically I'd put on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPmOSSlomTM&I did this about once week and visualized with a sleep mask to block light. I'd just visualize the picture in my head, the digits of numbers of money in my bank account of hundreds of thousands mixed with how I felt. I did this maybe a total of 3 times and I kind of forgot about it. Where I was at I was working I didnt have that much money and I was working a job out of state away from home because I wanted to "live on my own". Basically just paying my own way, and saving $2000 a month.Then a month ago my dad passed away and I inherited money along with a house in his will. Funeral was 3 weeks ago, still kind of in shock. Still processing it all, Still dealing with the probate and all that shit. I'd say our relationship was mixed, but I'm sad about it all and kinda numb. Not sure if my mind caused it, but every time in my life where I've did this I've gotten what I wanted by any means necessary it happened. When I needed money during covid, I did it, and I got 30K from the government for being unemployed and that was almost instant, within weeks, but it wasn't a huge amount of money mostly I blew it and just bought a shit ton of silver back when it was $30 and guns because thats what I was interested back then.>>62282438I'm not sure what advice I could give except replicate what I've said, I'd like to know the intricate of it works, but truthfully, I have zero clue about how the universe works.
>>62282430>>62282325Did you consider getting a job?Given that you're here, asking what to buy after suddenly inheritating a lot of money. I'll predict that you squander it.If you spend the next 20 years working, and adding money to it, you'll never have to work again and you can retire to a lavish lifestyle as a multi millionaire in your 40s.Every dollar you have compounds over time.In 20 years time, every $1 you have now is $10. Every dollar that you spend, you are sacrificing 10 times that in the future. So if you go spend $10,000 on a vacation, that's $100,000 you just spent, and $100,000 you won't have in the future.
>>62282415>>62282419>>62282438I feel like I've accidentally manifested minor events before. Probably just a coincidence or cope. But still, its interesting think about.
What are we thinking about Lumber?I saw a post in SMG about it a few days ago and at the same time Simon started talking about lumber prices so I jumped the gun and bought WY calls which so far are doing nicely. Also bought NAIL which is up neatly since purchase. Is there something to this though? Like would it be worth holding over the summer? Supply is down, demand should go up during the summer months I figure. I don't know anything about Lumber as a commodity nor homebuilding macro trends in the US...
>>62282473it's cause and effect. if you believe events occuring in your brain without action are doing anything you are insane
SAN DICK DESTORYER
>>62281988Thats Fake news
>>62282439Considering I'm bagholding gold and silver related piss stock and am on the verge of selling it all because I'm done with PM (mental capitulation). It may actually be time to buy.
White boy summer
>>62282468>Did you consider getting a job?I was working out of state, but I had to quit because of whats going on right now what I said above.and my apartment rent is still coming out of my bank, even though I'm not there right now but my lease ends in 2 months so its not that big of a deal.>Given that you're here, asking what to buy after suddenly inheritating a lot of money. I'll predict that you squander it.I was just going to put it into jepq which would be like minimum 80-100k+ a year in net worth gain if everything goes good for the next 5 years. I need money to live on but I wont spend any. I could do VOO but I feel like the extra gains wont be worth it. I need minimum $1500 a month to live on so its worth it. If I put it into VOO I would barely get $6000 a year which isn't enough. I could do something like 450k VOO and then 100k into jepq but that would only be 10k a year in dividend payments.Currently I just got all this money and invested it literally last week, and its going into my brokerage account on my bank
>>62282490And what I mean is monthly not yearly, VOO or QQQ would make more money, 30% a year instead of 16-18%, but I'd have to wait a year for long term gains tax to take any reasonable money out.
>>62282465>I'm not sure what advice I could give except replicate what I've saidThe reason I ask is because I think the same thing. It's bizarre, but unbelievable. Yet I believe it.
>>62282455i don't think so it looks like they're coordinating a downturn into the weekend
>>62281934Until the government changes or is about to change to be more friendly to oil/gas/mining/literally anything I personally wouldn’t park much in any canadian resource company. Not because they aren’t good options but because the government doesn’t want them to be
>>62282495I cant prove it exists, but I feel it. I'm at least 80% sure of it know it works if you're in a trance it least and your brain is on low frequency. Too many coincidences in my life and now this, It's happened about 5 times and I still am unsure.but every time I've done it I got what I wanted.
>>62282484cope, oil is ripping now, the liar in chief has nothing but lies left to push it back down, won't work for much longer though
I have about 2100 available what do I buy tomorrow at open? Fomo into 1 or get a couple things?
>>62282490Putting it into JEPQ as a 25 year is absolutely fucking retarded. This is what 70 year olds that are going to be dead soon do, and even then they only do it with 20% of their portfolio. And this is fucking high risk dividend. You're going to be so fucked.get the fuck out of here before you ruin your life. your dead dad won't be able to bail you out when you're broke in 10 years.
>>62282503I'm anti oil but I'd be licking my chops at uco for a short term play
>>62282505So what should I do? I can put it into VOO. I can do that but I'd have to wait a full year to take any gains, like withdraw 30k from my earnings. I dont really have any expenses this year except food and I have money saved.
>>62282504crack
WTI back to 100 eow
Iran attacked a US base un retaliting to American strikes on Iran. OilGODS rise up
>>62281995they will shut down other straits in the area + do a ton of damage themselves lol
>>62282508Find a flat fee financial management firm where they charge you by the hour, and you pay them like $1000 to build your portfolio, and you can consult them every once in awhile and they'll just charge you small fees.. It won't cost you a lot since your financial situation isn't complex like owning hundreds of companies. It'll be dirt cheap since your financial situation is simple. Don't hire a firm that takes a percentage out, or annual fees since you really don't need them to do a lot for you. Go talk to Claude or ChatGPT or something.
>>62282508https://neosfunds.com/return-of-capital-distributions-in-option-writing-etfs/
>>62282411expect some men in black suits at your door soon
>>62281921Oil baggots, our time has come.
HGRAF news. Sherwin Williams just put in a bid for Akzo Nobel at $14.5 billion and were rebuffed, they want the Sparc/Hydrograph tech. AKZO shares soaring.https://www.wsj.com/business/deals/akzonobel-rejects-14-5-billion-nippon-paint-sherwin-williams-takeover-bid-b4ff700b
>>62282520I was just going to do 80% VTI or VOO, 30% JEPQ initially. I'm new to investing so not sure. 100% JEPQ is suboptimal but I wouldnt call it catastrophic.
>fomod into oil after shilling against it the entire war including multiple times in this thread
>>62282525Time to expire dead?
>>62282509Sorry I’m not rich like the rest of you bleeding 80k on a 2% red day. I simply want more money to get crack
>>62282522So basically you dont pay taxes on it like ordinary income.Would it be better anyways to do JEPQ because you get the stock prise rising+10% dividend. Yes you do pay taxes but at 60-70K its not that much tax at ordinary income if I have none, Maybe 5k.Would QQQI be better at 13.9%? It doesnt look like it has a good 5 year but is that because its relatively new?
Might buy Nintendo in small increments. I feel like they're in a dormant period right now but honestly the Switch 2 is still doing pretty well. The biggest bottom/buy signal is how much it's made fun of here. You guys are always fucking wrong.
I just know they're going to wake up walter bloomberg to push out some headlines to kill this pump
>>62282534Everyone here has already fell for the Nintendo meme and lost money at some point.
>S&P: +0.02%>my schwab index fund: -0.00%
>>62282534Nintendo's a solid long term buy but it's hard to not see it continuing to get violated as long as the memory shit keeps going. Even the Steamdeck is seeing massive price hikes. It'd be juicy if it tumbled to the 7-8 range though
>>62282531Crack cant be *that* expensive. Unemployed negroes do it.>>62282536Probably because you pussies have wet toilet paper hands. It'll go back up.
>>62282534No one here is going to stop you from buying the stupid Japanese digital toy company. By all means, show us how wrong we are by going all in.
>>62282530You wish mumu.>>62282535Doesn't matter, the headline drops are getting weaker and weaker.
>>62282527I don't know if you're going to try and time the market, or get scared and yank it out at the wrong time. The market is designed to eat novices like you alive.The first and second time I began investing, I lost significant money, but fortunately for me, I didn't have much money back then.If this is all the money you have in the world, and this is your first time in the market, you have no idea what it's going to feel like watching the value of your investments get cut in half. Everything is going to sound good in theory, during a raging bull market. You do need to invest it, but you need a plan. Which is why you should get professional advice, and you have enough money where financial management firms would take you on as a client.
>>62282543I wouldn't full port into anything that's in the red, retard. Faggots like you are always smug fat redditors who love to say "hmm, you're making a prediction, why don't you CARVE THE TICKER INTO YOUR CHEST IF YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT IT'LL MAKE YOU A BILLIONAIRE."
>>62282547I was going to just set it and forget it, but I need at least 2k a month in dividends thats all I care about off 550k
>>62282545>the headline drops are getting weaker and weakerPosted for the 500th time in a month kek
>>62282547Lmao. There's no good professional advice, it's the same shit that gets posted here but they don't even have webms.>Don't invest more than what would cause to get emotional if you lose it and decide to sell everything in a hissy fit>Pay off any high APR debt first with any money you're too scared to invest>It's okay to leave money in SGOV for a bit and buy when you're comfortable>Don't get FOMOIt's literally that simple.
>>62282533Income ETFs are scams, if you want income get bonds AAA and government 60% of your portfolio, while the rest is quantity divvie stocks.Buy-write funds have NAV decay
>>62282549What do you need 2k a month dividends for? You said you inherited a house as well. You don't have to pay rent or mortgage. Get a job and put half your paycheck into your investments every month.
>>62282542What if I want lots of it? What if I want more than 2 grand can buy, what if I want to smoke crack from the confines of a mansion what then huh?
>>62282548It sounds like you don't have any actual conviction about NTDOY and are going to probably drop like 1000 dollars into it, and at best in 2 uears you'll come bragging about it if it somehow moons 15% and you'll talk about how that $150 is life changing money and we tried to screw you out of it. I know your type.
>>62282557It needs upkeep on it of at least $1000, its paid off
>>62282561When does libido die down? I'm still in my early twenties, and I can still go at it pretty hard. Earlier on, I came twice in about 15 minutes. I see lots of people online say that they can't do that anymore, how old is that? 30? 40? 50?
>>62282533They write monthly index options against a small portion of the fund's index holdings to pay out each month so the NAV isn't capped and therefore still captures upsideYou choose the index via SPYI/QQQI based on your risk assessment, they've designed the risk to match that of the index. You could do like 60/40. Whatever you reinvest moves your basis down
>>62281940>>62281931>put 4600 bucks in in gold minorsm>was up a few hundred bucks>now down 1600 because "Trump might raise rates to combat inflation, even though that makes no sense because inflation is because of oil production being throttled and making it harder to invest in more production would be really dumb">regret not setting a stop loss because of this bullshitBased based based
>>62282563Use credit until you can get a job. Apply for like a 2 year no APR credit card, and the pay it off once you're working. It'll be easy for you to get a credit card with a lot of money.
>>62282563Can you get a job in the near future?Also 300k in bonds pays 1,100 a month
the strait of hormuz will never be open again
>>62282566I've been horny as fuck my entire life massive libido and my refractory period has always been hours with few exceptions. I usually don't enjoy going a second time within a few hours it's more like morning/night are the best times.
is it time for bobos to shine? the peace treaty is still not signed despite being "hours away" from being doneclearly this is just buying time for whatever reason before bullets start flying againis it time to cash out?
>>62282038>>62282047Micron and sandisk were shilled here in september but no one cared plus whoever was doing it was retarded and did a bad job.
>>62282571>credit card
>>62282571>>62282563And those yield funds you want to buy, if there's a crash in the yield marketthey are deep crashes, and it'll take you a decade to recover your losses.>>62282585Rich people live on credit. You don't pay taxes on debt that you pay off.
>>62282583I have a feeling these reports are being overstated it will be explained away as minor fighting before the deal but I'm keeping a super tight watch on it until the weekend
>>62282583kek, patriots are in control
>>62282587>You don't pay taxes on debt that you pay off.Nigga wtf are you talking about.
>>62282403>solded at the bottom againjust sell half at the bottom, then when it hits a new bottom sell the other half.
>>62282587You should pay off your house and be debt free before losing all your money in ZScaler calls like me
>>62282584Who’s shilling the next winning ticket that isn’t full of shit?
>>62282598for quantum tips check out quantum bull on youtube. I'm AXTI, XNDU, and some other shit I cant remember right now
ARE WE DEALING YET?
>>62282598I won't know until I'm complaining a year from now that they posted their ticker only once and I called them a dumb faggot and then nvidia decided to put 20 billion into buying t heir product and msft, goog and orcl all followed suit causing their stock to do a miraculous 10x or more after crabbing and shitting for an ungodly amount of time while I'm trapped in gold miners which are probably going to zero (but if I sell, then the war will suddenly end and gold will pump back to 5000 and price me out, funny how that works).
Welp I’m glad I closed my SPX call spread today.
>>62282587>Rich people live on credit. You don't pay taxes on debt that you pay off.I know this explicitly isn't true because my boomer mom used to whine that Raygun removed the Credit Card writeoff in the 1980s to fuck the middle class.
>>62282592I'm talking about tax arbitrage. You keep your money invested, instead of spending it on living expenses. You sell less of your investments because you're living on credit, and your investments keep working for you. Instead of selling your investments to pay for living expenses and causing a taxable event. You're in control of how much capital gains you pay, and your money stays tied up in your investments. You're not sacrificing any of your gains, and you minimise the taxes you pay. It's especially good if you have mortgage loans.
>feeling spooked and having to fight against the urge to sell at a loss before it gets worseThis is how I know this is a nothingburger, because I always get this feeling on fridays/sunday futures right before cheetoman comes out and says we're going to have another peace treaty for another week and the market rebounds.
Skinny deal, long minors
>>62282533>>62282568Sorry I misred what you were asking, basically return of capital means the monthly income won't be taxed as income until your basis hits zero, and if you sell the entire position like 3 years in, you will be taxed as if you sold a stock for a profit, where the profit is the difference between your current basis and the initial buy-in price
>>62282610dis nigga saw one of those tiktok vids about trustfund by daddy who put 5mil in
>>62282605Real
>>62282602Didn’t axti rise almost 9000% since last year how much higher can it go?
time to buy soxs
>32 pbtidBased
I boughted $500 of SOXL today. Going to become the next Warren Buffet bros
>>62282638More like barren wuffet
is we getting a taco this week?
>>62282591Basado
>>62282647Always
>>62282626>how much higher can it go?9001% at least
>>62282647>this weekdude, it's Thursday. TTTTTTTTTThursday
>>62282617If all stocks drop in a bear market, what fuss is it worrying about it if number go up?I think I'm just going to do 70% VTI, 30% QQQI, seems comfy.
for me, it's EWY puts
i bought intel today and now im down 5%what is this nigger shit
>>62282672Didn't mean to shill neos but I put l ~1.4m in SPYI in 2023 and it's been very comfy, I've had no complaints, in hindsight QQQI would have been far better but the market was different
>>62282647bro weve had nothing but taco for a couple of months weve been firing at iran and irans been firing at us but "the ceasefire is still holding"
>>62282638You paid 500 US dollar for just TWO SOXLs? Do you see how you have beclowned yourself?
>>62282684>what is this nigger shit"volatility"
MAKE A NEW THREAD FOR THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
>>62282722Will it be night life themed? With blackjack and hookers?
>>62282722everyone drops off about 22:30
hmmmmmI'm thinking about switching my QQQM ETF to VGT (Vanguard Technology Index)thoughts?I did backtests on the drawdowns, they're about the same. QQQM can at times, not draw down quite as much, like 1-3% difference. Where they dffer is the performance margin. VGT has about a 3.5% better annual performance margiMy investment thesis is as well, that technology will drive new growth
>>62282722This one should last until 6am EST
>>62282730I wish, I didn't buy memory
>>62282748everyone whants a fresh thread though
Green by morning, soxl deep green.Schrodingers straight doesnt exist
>>62282731Eurosisters start their shifts.
We are the watchers on the walls. We are the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men.
>futures recover in straight line because them fighting increases chance for deal
>>62282766blue dog is proof that in life, you will be successful if you are machiavellian
MU at $1500 end of June. Trust the plan.
>>62282770wish I was never thought to be nice and respectful to others
>>62282737Check out SGRT. It's a momentum etf based on earnings. Automatically rebalances monthly. It's IMO the best combo of minimizing risk and maximizing gains.
just make a new thread this one sucks
>>62282804.60% expenseouch
>>62282804intaduresting
>>62282815-$60 on $10k"ouch"
>>62282822it compounds annually
ok I now believe oil is down and stocks are up because the market has 100% priced in that Trump won't do shit
>>62282827>he thinks expense ratio mattersLmao
>>62282822>>62282827I actually already have XSMOsmall cap momentum fund as 10% of my portfolioIt doesn't beat QQQ, but I think that's going to change soon.
>>62282836it does if you carry pennies to pay in exact change
>>62282839>>62282836ah I see the problem with SGRTIt has twice (more than) the volatility of QQQI mean, if you're going to do this, you could just use 2x leverage on QQQ2x QQQ leverage beats it. This is the catch other than the feesI would consider replacing my small cap fund with it, though.
NEW>>62282867>>62282867
>>622828632x QQQ will suffer much worse drawdowns and get completely fucked in a bear market. SGRT doesn't use leverage.
>>62282875QLD has some what more volatility, and the drawdown difference isn't hugebut SGRT beats QLD in performance lol. At least in the very sparse data on SGRT. Because of the lack of the data performance can't really be compared.
