times up pencils down edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62289716
>>62290550Can some please explain why they HAVE to suppress KMB as soon as it goes above $100? This is ridiculous that they can get what should be a $200 stock down like this through coordinated FUDding.
*pop*Its a bubble
>MSFT
>>62290550gabu my beloved
>“The four most dangerous words in investing are: 'This time it's different.'" t. Sir John Tempeton
>>62290557Saved my ass all week.
nvidia bros...
ORCL!!
Glad I got out of nvidia and intel. My question now is: do we think dram will keep pumping? Guess that depends on semiconductors, which I don't see collapsing until the end of the year at least right? I have belief in them, but am a bit worried that once the China fabs go public the US, Taiwan, and SK house of cards fall.
>>62290575>China fabsthey dont exist
Guys apparently I'm the controlling owner of Boeing, should I sell it to private equity?
>He didn't buy GRRR$60 end of June$100 end of Year.
>>62290582tell him you be interested but the cost to remove stinky jeets would cost more than the company is worth.
>>62290580Promise?
> futures
>>62290556You, yes you anon, how much have you realized this year?
>volume: 67m>average volume: 31m
>>62290605Im setup for the next big thing
>bought at peak of dotcom bubble>sold at bottom of 2008 crash>still up bigno matter how retarded you are time in the market beats timing the market
Bought a bunch of space stuff today. It better pay off next few weeks
>>62290621agreed but im not bag holding until retirement like you boomer>>62290623you probably will have to lmao
>>62290629really what to stop you from bagholding until you die? do you really think you're gonna cash out big then go live on island or something? lmfao all the rich and famous people invest heavily until their grave. cashing out never makes sense at any point ever.
what cash to profit ratio do you consider being successful? feel like im missing out on gains eventho im full tech and s&p.
>>62290644Feels like beating the index is the golden rule. "Am I getting one over on the boggleheads" is literally all that matters.
>>62290644It’s all about risk reward. You can make 50% in 10 seconds on 0DTEs but you’d be a retard to risk more than a percent of your account doing it.
Years ago, I thought hmmy portfolio doesn't have any financialsBut I didn't like most banks, and thought, most banks are dead weight, like if I were to buy a financials ETF it'd get dragged down by the trashSo I bought GSjust GS lolmy entire portfolio, the financials sector is just GS lolwith 8% of my portfolio in GSit's paid back handsomely.I bought GS at $200. It's just broke over $1000lol
SPCE GIRLSASSEMBLE
I wish there were a weekly rebalanced earnings based momentum etf
>>62290674You can start one and make .80% in fees
>>62290672I tried to buy calls but the strikes stop at 7 dollars. What did they mean by that?
I think too many people caught on to serenity. Now the kikes will intentionally stifle any stocks he shillsOr maybe it was a psyop from the get go
>>62290563>>62290556
>>62290650>"Am I getting one over on the boggleheads"bogleheads are the 80 and 120 iq characters in the meme chart. traders are the seething midwits in the middlechads go long, forever
>>62290672Should I move all my gold into SPCE? How long, or what's the ceiling?
>NOW
>that NVDA dump at close
>>62290644Is your post-tax YTD% greater than the return on the S&P? If so you did good
>futures
karaoke night
>>62290706>ye were warned thy time be shallow
>GRRRI am redeemed sirs!
Fuck incelI hate this nigger dogshitnpiss paperThats all
>>62290685>up almost 5000% YTDyah no one will try to interfere
Basedsex
I am the only human in the world that is still red on the year in this clown marketHow do i do it?How can i be so fucking shit?
>>62290563That's five words.
>PLTR>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay0Un00gDhs
>>62290700>hold until SPACEX IPO ( in 3 weeks )>let illiterate boomers buy your bags ( they'll confuse SPCX with SPCE )>???>profitsimple as.We're running on the assumption that people will confuse spacex stock ticker.
>Software stocks wrap up best month since 2001 as talk of 'SaaSpocalypse' subsidesWait, software pumped with hardware, even though hardware was bought because it would replace softwareuhm ok I guess
>>62290585It's still not at the price I sold it at back in November
>had a nap and couldn't get into SPCEit's over bros
>>62290778Provably false, we are at the highest price since October you filthy liar
i'm sorry but oil is going to all time highs and i will wear my underwear over top my pants for the rest of my life if it doesn't within the year
weird honestly.check out that last weekly candle. some of the most volume it's ever had in its whole history, and just a little sliver of red.all the ratings are in the deep green with price targets from 95-110.
>>62290775yeah I've been saying these past couple of months in particular are very very retardedmarket is buying everything and mutually exclusive bets are being made left and rightthe money has been dumbened
>>62290554>Victoria'sFUCKINGGODSWill strike again. Gitlab too
>Futures
FL is gonna get a Groyper Governor
>>62290793
Trump is going to attack Iran again at the weekend, isn't he?
>>62290815What does your super computer say about GRRR kind siRRR
>5 trillion dollars spent on AI>entirety of human knowledge base downloaded>not (1) one single discovery, invention, or innovation on par with shit done by Englishmen in the 1600s in terms of significancecomputers put men on the moon and won WW2 when they were running off of punch cardsai fags, there's no excuse.its a slop synthesizer.
>>62290819He will do exactly what he did last week
>>62290793i feel like if you're getting responses like "LITERAL FORTRESS BALANCE SHEET" you're probably biasing the prompts quite a bitstock looks pretty sick though, thanks
>>62290819Yes. He's going to attack Iran and dump the stock market every weekend after the truce.
>>62290699they rather miss out on gains and slave away for 60+yrs cause they have scary money
>>62290823you know what AI is for
>>62290823This
>>62290759what are you buying that youre red ytd?
cunter posting until SPX reaches 10k
>>62290574ORCL Chad reporting in, Yeah I'm up $10k
>>62290841lets say bear post #9146546545445645646 is true. a 50% correction on SPX from that level brings us back to.....April 2025 liberation day low....
>>62290819>just open up the straight and let us mass export all the backed up oil in the tanks and build inventories back up to hold us over until we can scale production, we can talk about the nukes later, no big deal, just like, chill Ahmed, be easy bruhI can't believe anyone in Iran is this stupid, but they are religious nutcases, so maybe..then again they could make a deal and just violate it and say it was made under terroristic threat, and no one would really care or change their opinion meaningfully beyond whats already shifted. they're kinda fucked either way and just delaying the innevitable. when they set down this road it was a one way sepuku from the begining.
>>62290842hell yeah brother riding it back to $350 from the 200w low
>>62290563you're right, SP is going to go up some more
nobody cares about iran
>the green body of a +0.22% (1d) green candle for the SPX has never occupied less pixel space on a digital screen
>>62290759I'm down 6.6% on the year. I got brutally raped by silver after being up huge on it. I also changed my strategy just as the war broke out and had to reposition again. I've surged back since that time. There's a good chance I'm green eoy. I would trade anything to be alone in a room with the people responsible for shorting silver.
>wait 10+ days for stock to dip>it doesn't dip and I keep losing out on gains>4chimps keeps calling me a bobo>finally buy in>I bought the peak>stock immediately tanks>10+ days later and it still hasn't recovered, actually red more often than notThis is why I will never stop dealing in the real world.
posting a fun memory.1% candle on the 1min chart for SPX during the covid crash.
Is oil computer going out of business?
>>62290867oh excuse me, 2% lol
>>62290847kekpicrelated is me over the years.flag is correct also.>corrections don't mean shit if price does multiples in between them
>>62290854>hell yeah brother
never seen this before. do UC and Harvard beat the index?
holy shit nat gas could run a lot>>62290867>we'll actually see these levels again
oh goody, a certain someone is trying to manipulate the market again
>>62290866i know that feel.i for one have once upon a time single-handedly erased around $175b(illion) of Apple's marketcap with the cost (and total loss) of about 1/10th of a singluar share.
>>62290905YES YES YES crash it. I bloody wasted my time watching the dip recover and didn't buy.
>>62290866Classic time in the market > timing the market dilemma.
>>62290905Yeah… ME NIGGA!
>>62290876Dolby Science Song
the plan:- catch the move on hpe earnings- swing the capital into gitlab earningshope i don't get raped both ways
>some local bank published a bearish analyst report on my biggest position >stock dropped 15%lol, I didn't know people actually took them seriously. Or maybe people only took them seriously because I held that company
>>62290920Which bank and what position smigga?
>>62290866Mram?
>>62290923ING (dutch bank) published an analyst report about Flow Traders. Normally I only see these drops when a Goldman Sachs does it, but some lmao dutch bank which isn't known as an investment bank???Who seriously even reads those reports or price targets
im tempted to buy spacex because redditors hates it so much.
>>62290929Probably didn't drop on the news but dropped for whatever underlying reasons the bank saw.
>>62290572A new era of bag holders.
>>62290926Literally everything that I touch. I've got the opposite of the Midas touch.
>>62290934>he sold right before the computex gigapump event
>>62290942Post tickers smigger
>>62290944The “We have no DRAM so this is all pointless” event?Hah, sure.
>>62290934what do the numbers mean?
>>62290944honestly, when i'm reminded of the actual product all this creates i really do think it's bullshiti hate this ai crap and i am going to loathe having it become a part of my life i can't avoidat least it has brought me close to retirement
>>62290956Probably latitiude,longitude for computex
>>62290956Cords for the taipei conference center.
>>62290950VRT, DNN, TXN, COST
>>62290963>>62290961why didn't they just tell that instead?are they on the spectrum?
>bitcoin>ai>amd still cant make gpuit been like 20 years since gamers have been getting raped like kevin nash.
>>62290954No DRAM makes it more bullish
You guys remember when a week ago the peace deal was going to be announced within a few hours? And how oil dumped immediately and then kept dumping the entire week over the imminent peace deal? And how, a week later, nothing changed whatsoever?Damn, this is fun. Dumps on a rumour that's proven false, doesn't recover, and just keeps dumping on the same rumour, that keeps not happening.
>>62290954They're announcing something specifically for PC if that's what you mean.
>Wanted to catch DAVE when it stopped falling>it went parabolic instead
>>62290959The thing I like about ai is it's ability to improve what's been created. It routinely solves problems humans miss. The end result is better products. I like better products.
damn my head hurts today
>>62290556I believed the bubble shills and missed out on 1,770,000 in potential gains.
>>62290800that looks like fun :p
>Liftoff Mobile, Inc. is an AI-powered mobile app growth platform that helps businesses acquire, retain, and monetize users through performance marketing, tools for user acquisition, ad monetization, and creative optimization. The listed name for LFTO is Liftoff Mobile, Inc. Common Stock. >>62290574I sold ORCL too because I bought months ago and then it went lower. I knew it would pump as soon as I sold but I got tired of not being allowed to cum by all the fakeout rallies that kept failing.
>>62290982The best thing to do seems to be buying one stock at a time and DCA'ing. If it suddenly moons, at least you benefit.
>>62290585I have to shit really bad
>>62290991yuh huh sure it does my products are certainly getting betterwindows, google, adobeall totally getting better and not worsenot to mention how amazingly optimized modern software is!
>NOW up 27% since this week>/smg/ only just started talking about it yesterdayWhy the fuck does /smg/ only recommend tickers right after it's pumped. Goddamn you useless niggers
hmmmFinancials $XLF record low vs $SPY
>>62291009The amount of bugs and vulns being caught thanks to ai is utterly staggering. From my own normie perspective I don't use ai much but I realized it's potential in my own dealings as well. I use to spend a bit of time writing scripts to get the websites I frequent to behave how I like. Now I literally just tell ai to do it and it just works perfectly. I imagine those with far more power and ability are solving unfathomably complex issues with ease.
>>62291015And yet if you bought yesterday or this morning you’d be up
>>62291020well, what constitutes as an 'unfathomable complex issue' has moved up the ladder accordingly.
>>62290800That looks like a lot of fucking fun
Can someone explain why NVDA is acting like a shit company dumping whereas every other semiconductor stock has been pumping? Shouldn't they be tied together especially considering nvidia is king?
>>62291020ok but the day an ai gets to tell me what to do is the day i go postal
>>62291031not sure a stupid ai is much worse than a stupid human telling me what to do at least I know one isn't due to some schizo grudge against me
Soooo LEAPs on BBAI next right boys?
>>62291032>isn't due to some schizo grudge against metheres a guy on twitter that makes these LLMs sit political/social tests, and they are extremely left leaning. if they find out youre a straight white male, that will change what advice they give you.
>>62291032i can argue with a humanpeople already worship ai as the scion of all knowledge
>>62291035I'll make an ai that depoliticizes ai and exposes them as such
>>62291039my experience arguing with a human is they may as well not be sentient once they make up their mind about you it's over
>>62291027Nvidia is more hated as a stock than Micron, but everyone and their dog's aborted fetus owns at least one stock.
>>62291042why do you argue with humans?
>>62290973At some point you have to wonder if maybe it's not just your favorite"rumor" that's making it dump.
>>62291042>they may as well not be sentient once they make up their mind about youHow are you managing to so effectively and consistently signal to them that you're an untrustworthy kike who must be ignored?
>>62291041anthropic is already running struggle-sessions against its own LLM to root out internalized cheating tendencieshttps://xcancel.com/AnthropicAI/status/2052435436157452769
>>62291062Claude ai was able to walk me through building a custom rig and velocity-based animation script for a hover tank in blender despite using the program for less than a week. Its genuinely an impressive program.
>>62291015I did precisely what an anon told me to with NOW (on my paper account) and I'm up 4k from 10k invested (on paper)
>>62291082I asked claude if it could cook for me and it gave me step by step very clear instructions on how to make the perfect beef wellington I may as well be gordon ramsay lol
>>62291015I bought it 36 hours ago and talked about it then.I'm up 20% and the ride is not over
>>62291101I asked Claude how to increase my penis size by 3 inches. i got very clear instructions and to my surprise it actually increased my penis 3.5". I it truly and amazing and useful tool.
>>62291098am i too late to join? I at least have it in ftec like 0.48% kek
>>62291101What i like about claude is it lacks the stupid analogies and zoomer tier metaphors or the usage of emojis in its responses. Its genuinely good for coding and was able to walk me through rigging a vehicle in 3 dimensions with off axis parts doing weird shit, and at no point was it confused
Is Claude in the room with us right now?
>>62290830>>62290848What truce/deal are you talking about retardThe strait is closed and Iran is going to demand a toll now when it opens
>>62291123claude here. fuck off.
I bought a OTM short dated SOXS call. Will it PRINT before expiry????
>>62291113I think there's definitely more juice to squeeze, not sure if it'll pay out immediately but it will probably crawl up further for a while
>two days ago i said if i wanted to long the boobl i would buy ORCL>i didn't buy ORCL>retards ITT were shilling NOW weeks ago and i was belittleing them>the same people shilling NOW were shilling OWLuh.... bros. i think i know what's gonna happen next
Are semiconductors gonna be in the gutter 5 years from now if not sooner?
guys guys I figured it all out. Everything will be alright. We just gotta invest in VT and talk to everybody we see with a smile. Nothing bad happens. The demiurge is actually a good guy and he wants us to be happy. We are all in this reality together and we will all make it, fear is the mind killer. Just think positive thoughts like chainlink holders.
>>62291117Yeah Claude is shockingly competent at writing Actual Working Code with less of the bullshit fluff that other agents tend towards, and it has rapidly become the industry standard among SWEs for a reason. There's still some need to tardwrangle, but it can easily implement individual methods, assist with broader architecting questions (albeit imperfectly) and do a lot of grunt shit like your test buckets etc almost flawlessly. If I had to pick a winning horse for the AI race, it would be Claude. I don't know if AI is going to fuck over doctors, lawyers, copywriters, artists etc. But the amount of work that a junior developer could complete in one week is now accomplished by Claude in ten seconds, to an equal or greater degree of competence. American Software Engineers are in actual trouble, and I genuinely believe that the total number of developers, who collect six figure salaries with lavish benefits and tons of time off, is going to fucking plummet when companies can easily have a fraction as many employees putting out as much code. Like they won't be gone but it's going to become brutally competitive, when it used to be a super comfortable career. And yes, a big part of that is that the developers (now prompters) themselves will be moving to India, which has already been happening. But it used to be that Indians produced hilariously shitty code which had to be fixed by American SWEs, and that was alright for us, but now an Indian with Claude can shit out actual working code for mere rupees so that's becoming a real problem. T. SWE anon who was bitching about the same thing three threads ago. I'm genuinely considering going back for a two year program to become some form of physical therapy assistant or other field where humans have a chance and I actually help people instead of contributing to Peter Thiels' gayopticon.
>>62291137no they are evergreen now
>>62291137The cool thing about tech is that there's always another thing coming around. This is like the fourth or fifth tech related bubble driving demand for hardware.
does anyone remember that company that anons were shilling for on /smg/ a few months ago? It had a woman CEO and some people were comparing her to theranos. It had a weird name. Just curious what it's doing now.
>>62291141the tech workers thread in /g/ is gonna get real interesting
>>62291141>claudesecond
What are promising stocks with long term holds over the next 5-10 years under or around $10
>>62291141Im going into electrical trade and going into niche shit.Im gonna maintain the panopticon. Covid and peoples wide spread behavior flipped my morals.Ill be nice to nice people.
>just before going to bed Trump says he's about to go into a meeting and make a final decision>wake up and have some coffee>still no decisionWhat the fuck? Any word from David Axios?
>>62291156>under or around $10
>>62291148>they invested in basically complex charcoal instead of investing in memory and semiconductors
>>62291156ASX:AVH/NASDAQ:RCELIt's taken longer than expected to get a product so it lost momentum and is ridiculously cheap. Wouldn't be surprised to see 3x by the end of the year
I asked claude for best stocks to buy yesterday and it really told me the best tickers I could getfinance might be over soonim lucky that most people use chatgptit literally told me to get servicenow yesterday
I can’t believe you guys convinced me to buy NOW and ONDS and I moreso I can’t believe I already made money
anyone unironically considering buying AI simply on the basis of the ticker name?
kek INTCels "followed the flow" into a meat grinder. Muh insider trading!! The only thing inside is market manipulators' cocks in your gullible ass.
>>62291173Based
>>62290585I don't want you to lose money but I want this to tank so that I can buy in at like ~$15. What will happen though is that it will keep going up, I'll get pissed that I didn't buy in, then I'll sell everything to buy up as money shares as I can, and then it will pull a BYND and go to 0.80.
>>62291173i never done options before but gemini made it sound easy. what's your strike price expiration thingy?
If I want a safe invest is Broadcom a good pick? I’m fine with like a 30% gain for the rest of the year
>>62291193Options are a trade on the volatility of the underlying, just buying calls like what most anons are doing is for just leverage, since margin can be higher for most small accounts
CLAUDE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>KOSPI going parabolicWhen it tops, this will be the only early sign you get before semis and AI dump.
thats my quant, hes from chyna!
>>62291183INTC is going to 1k though
>>62291193It’s in the left side of the screenshot,babe. But you’re learning and that’s ok and since I love you I will spoonfeed you. NOWs strike is at 140 and expires on march 19,2027 I have 10 contracts. I know you can figure out ondas I showem how smart you are :p
>>62290637>all the wealthy connected jews are given insider tips while working their 10 million a year los angeles lawyer jobs that are only open to people from the same synagogue, what do you mean you want to take your canadian filipina kpop loving girlfriend and live with her in korea on 2-3 million dollars selling lumpias to nip tourists while working your remote job for 63k a year?
>>62290700You can. But for me it's more like a lottery ticket. The little bit of cash I put in it might pump to 200 bucks a share and that would be funny for me.
>>62290685>I'M A GURU>just shills the same AI shit that's already up a million percent that everyone else shills>even better, he was shilling it only after it had already gone up a lot so it wasn't even like it was january 2025 and he was an early adopter of SNDK at IPOWow thanks :)
>>62291226every time i watch the big short, i have to skip that particular scene.they dragged in that chinese extra for that one line, and they literally didn't even have him in the scene. like, its uncanny how the director went out of his way to avoid showing him except for that one line. just feels a bit insulting to the actor and generally awkward. after all, vennett's assistant is there in the background, and he has very few lines, but the chinese guy appears for 10 seconds, then disappears forever, without a trace, while we're still in the same room!theres a lot of other scenes in that movie i dont like, such as the very heavy handed symbolism: the intense background laughter during "synthetic CDOs", and the ratings agency lady "i can't see a damn thing" in her dark glasses, it was insulting.i also really dont like the baum sadboy scenes. they add absolutely nothing to the story and i simply have to skip them when rewatching.
>>62290759I'm not red but being up only a few thousands when I should have been up hundreds of thousands and now being spammed by pajeets asking if saar wants to work for the government for 18/hr is making me think suicide would be pretty based.
>+5% this monthholy fucking boomer gains, should i just kill myself now or what. warren buffet was right, I should've bought micron with 10x leverage.
>>62291255why not x15 leverage anon? you might as well be a bobo doomer with that weak ass leverage
>>62291259apparently my broker offers up to 20 times leverage on stocks, maybe i'll do that on dell at market open
Leverage on indexes seems superior but I can’t stop gambling
anyone else accumulating WOLF?
>>62290556Being globally diversified improved pe from 27 to 21 and pb from 4.7 to 3.1 and ps 3.0 to 2.2 at least
WHAT WAS THAT GAY FUCKING NIGGERVIDEO RUG AT THE BELL I'M GOING TO NEED TO SPEND THE WEEKEND SUCKING DICKS NOW
>>62291275how about growth and exposure to macro trends though? how much more risk did you take on? (war, revolution, currency, communism)
>>62291165lol, I was pissed it took some of silver's shine
>>62291280tell me about it pal. i bought the novideo top. all the guys down at the office are pointing and laughing at me calling me a baggie.
>>62291280It keeps happening. Sometimes I swear that someone with a lot of cash is just trying to fuck with people. Like there's no way that selling at close like that was some strategic move aside from strategically trying to fuck with everyone.
>>62291266Trading options is how you lose money (especially as a bobotard) because of time. CFD do not expire (except it is futures)>t.went long on AMD with a x15 leverage
>>62291291there's more liquidity in the final 10 minutes, it's a great time for large sales. funds take advantage.
>>62291281Growth isn't risk. It's you timing the market to try and bail before the bubble pops. Micro is small cap
>>62291270accumulating since last year. slurped the dip today WOLFSISTERS don't let them shake you out
>mostly sat on my hands since the war started>sold my winners when I did move eventually>only up 10% YTDfuck my nigger chud life
>>62290550So anyone know why intc BOGGED today at market close? That can't be organic, some insider fuckery surely?>>62291301is that bobina shota? I need source
>>62291315someone with a lot of intc shares wanted cash more than their equity.
>>62291301Bought almost on the top, what a horrible ride, but will hold it.Wolf bros, we will make it!!!
>>62291301just started but between the bullish thesis and extreme shorting I'm hopeful.
>>62291307You should hedge against yourself and buy spy leaps
>>62291331117% short interest wtf. This thing is primed to squeeze
Natty Gas bros stay winning>imagine the smell
Here's your once in a lifetime genuine suggestion post (obviously it's a joke and not financial advice you fat fucking Americans)GRPNGETYPLUGKEELLFVNSLS
>>62291362Keel ceo says he expects 3 contracts before year end. Just one and this shit gets a data center premium. 2.2 gw pipeline is also pretty attractive.
>>62291293Thanks but I choose to believe I have an edge in buying calls on meme stocks
>>62291307It's ok chuddster, I'm right there with yoyouu at 16%. Hell it's probably mostly deposits.
>>62291307>31% ytddo you even invest?
>>62290866I just bought ASTS right before the rocket explosion.It's just life.
I had a really good week with MU and PLTR :)
>>62291390how are anons so good at timing the picotop?
>>62291390>>62291396Hahhaha
>>62291015I bought it April 23 because someone here was shilling it. It was basically only one guy though everyone else was shitting on him and talking about the supposed SaaSapocalypse. Up 45,27% now
>>62291015Because you cant time the market, retard.
>>62291390I bottom ticked the NASA ETF gap fill.
is it too late to get into NOW?
>>62290556The Shiller Ratio is when /smg/ shills me SOXL but instead I short SOXL because it's over for chip niggers
Would you do 3-4% broad commodities to your portfolio? Not equitties but commodity futuresI have 7% gold by the wayI've seen it suggested, and I've seen it suggested to be avoided.
HELLO I AM MOVIE DR. AI IS SCAM.>>62291450
The ride never ends does it? you get addicted to the gains and can never cash out. You just become more feed for the market machine, giving every part of yourself to the market until you die. You can never leave. You can never cash out.
>>62291462cute of you to know i think how to read charts.
>>62291467Yeah I have a psychological disorder that makes me incapable of selling any stocks since they can always potentially go higher. I’ll probably end up losing everything. Was up 100% on GAUZ like a week ago lel
*pop*
>>62291467nothing wrong with that, its better than keeping it in a savings account at your bank
>sndk up 3x in 3 months>MU up 2xDo you think it's topped out? Ended december at 270 SNDK now 1688
>>62291467>Owning companies is le badShut up commie faget
>>62291467This is why you just buy stocks and then sell covered calls. Or you buy LEAPS.
>>62291467only works if I bought the picobottom on micron.
>>62291480N-NOOOOOOOOO
>>62291148HGRAF? It's a pre-revenue early company. Most of the times these natural resource/engineering start-ups are garbage and don't produce anything of value. I'm pretty sure there was paid bots to shill this scam stock
don’t go over 200k bros eventually you’ll start buying hookers because they’re a tiny percentage of your portfolio
>>62291320You and me both, buddy... just two top-buyers, riding it out until we stop losing money... when does the ride end? Nobody knows! That's what makes it fun!
should I buy the asts dip 14% before spacex ipo seems tasty
>>62291550was thinking about this especially after the dump, but not sure if it's too soon to dig in
FREIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCd9ctg1sO4No recession. Good watch.
>>62291548kek true. I don't even want to know the amount I've spent on thai hookers in the past 4 months.
>>62291148>>62291536HGRAF is basing... soon
>>62291573200k isnt fuck you money2 mil isnt even fuck you money7.5 mil is the new not poor
>>62290823The public ai is reddit af. The unrestricted ones probably have done lots of crazy shit already.
>>62291587>not poor, without commoditiesBeing truly not poor is having your own barrels of oil, barrels of natural gas, barrels of corn, barrels of lean hogs, etc.If you aren't goods barrelmaxxing you are NGMI
>>62291301That head size... Is that supposed to be a shota?
>>62291642I thought it was Trump. He's always fucking bobos
After all that pumping, AMD still hasn't even hit 1T. It's fucking crazy. We still got a lot of upward potential, AMD bros.
So, should we buy SpaceX when it comes out? Given that it will be bought by all the ETFs after a few weeks? Or is it so overrated that it will crash and burn pretty quickly?
Fields medalist Tim Gowers:>In any case, there is no doubt that the solution to the unit-distance problem is a milestone in AI mathematics: if a human had written the paper and submitted it to the Annals of Mathematics and I had been asked for a quick opinion, I would have recommended acceptance without any hesitation. No previous AI-generated proof has come close to that. Furthermore, even if it is correct that AI cannot yet find a proof that needs a long hint sequence, such proofs are very difficult to find for humans as well, so in the unlikely event that progress in AI mathematics does suddenly stall, we have still probably entered an era where it will become very difficult for humans to compete with AI at solving mathematical problems.OpenAI writeup:https://openai.com/index/model-disproves-discrete-geometry-conjecture/Paper by mathematicians they invited to review the results:https://cdn.openai.com/pdf/74c24085-19b0-4534-9c90-465b8e29ad73/unit-distance-remarks.pdfAI is starting to pay results, but this means that more memory and storage will be needed. And it means that companies which make that shit go faster will also be needed.Micron and Kospi look like they're going to dip and fill that gap from 2 weeks ago but even if they don't, there will inevitably be another -15% dip to fill that gap on the S and P at 6500 after Spacex insiders begin selling in August and september, and Oil being in short supply begins fucking up the wider markets. This will represent a historical buying opportunity, as the AI niggatry will only intensify in 2027 as markets surge past 8000 on the S and P, dirven by AI or something. Micron will hit 3000 dollars a share.
>>62291652just ride the SPCE pump & dump wave instead
what are you guys expecting qqq to hit in the coming days/weeks? I'm thinking of putting call on it but never options traded before and will kill myself if my first options trade blows up in my face (I'm not that poor I just hate losing). I do know how to options trade though, just haven't done it
I decided to redesign my portfolioI'm not buying the top, and have been invested since 2020. I'm just doing a significant redesign of my portfolioIn 2022, I found out the hard way that intermediate term treasuries are not cash... if there's a sudden rise of rates, like what happened in 2022 it could take years to recoup your bond losses. Even after holding treasuries until 2026, I still dd not fully recoup my bond losses, but got close. And got mega fucked by inflation which doesn't show in the gains.So now I'm basically saying fuck it to bonds. But keeping 4% short term bonds as basically cash for me to buy the bottom of crashes with. I'm done with bonds unless short term treasuries start paying like 7% then I'll probably go back inDon't assume treasurys to be risk free. They're not. The interest rate risk is real, especially long term. If you're holding long term treasuries you would get absolutely fucked by interest rate rises. For my hedge, I'm using small positions of managed commodity futures and gold. Instead of US total market, I'm going to concentrate in megacaps with QQQM, also a small allocation of REITs around 2%.I've been backtesting allocations all day, and finally landed on the one I'm taking.
I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO CAG (CONAGRA BRANDS) BECAUSE DIMENSIONAL FUND ADVISORS LP DID IT, TOO
>>62291653im going to go ahead and assume that this openAI model is more of a very specialized AI model and not a LLM like ChatGPT. I think specialized AI can and have done very remarkable things and i don't get all the focus and attention on LLM slop
I should get a dell
>>62291687>LLMMy bets are all on the hardware side of things because I think its safer. Micron, AMD, Nvidia, Intel, etc. There's a lot of demand for their products right now because of the data center push and there's going to be for the forseeable future. Even if the data center push cools down they're still going to make a killing building them for a while and then they'll still have the existing consumer and business market for computer hardware regardless of what happens with data centers.One of the LLM software companies is going to come out on top and become the standard like Microsoft did with Windows for computer operating systems and they'll make bank. A few competitors will probably survive with smaller market share like Apple and Linux on the OS side of things; but then a lot of them are going to just go under and belly up and I don't have the balls or the knowledge to bet on which one is going to come out on top and which ones are going under.
>>62291721the big names will buy up any start up of note
>>62291694Why?
G'day, lads! What did you buy before close? To prepare for the impending war..>UCO 2x bloomberg oil>SOXS 3x semis shortt>physical silverAnything else lads
>>62291670>it takes anons 6+ years to figure out bonds are terrible
>>62291722Yeah, if you got in early on a startup before the big boys buy it you could probably make a killing; but most of them seem to get bought up before they ever have an IPO.
Here's a fun fact I thought of while shitting:Had you invested $100k in VOO on January 1st you'd now have $110k.But had you invested that $100k equally in AMD, MU and SNDK you'd now have $330k.Food for thought.
>>62291725i sold everything before close, good chance war is resuming with a higher intensity this weekend
>>62291725the world cup starts in 10 days and youre betting on all out war?
>>62291725If you think war is coming military industrial complex is the way to go. The guys who build tomahawk and interceptor missiles and artillery shells for the US military would probably be solid bets right now since we've depleted our stockpiles of both and they're going to be filling the stocks back up for years to come.
>>62291731theres gonna be a new category in the world cup, pro tip is war related.
>>62291733Packaged goods are needed for military logistics. That's why i bought CAG.
>>62291226>hes from chyna!His eyes. Look at his EYES!
>>62291251>other scenes in that movie i dont likethis is by design by the director so you do not like certain characters, its well thought out and staged to help viewers develop dislike for certain characters.
>>62291731>>62291725bears are mentally ill
have any of you ever tried to befriend or infiltrate jews to get them to give you good stock tips? have any of them ever come through?
Buy puts for TIGR (UP Fintech), it will have its earnings release on tuesday and the company mostly works as a brokerage for mainland chinese but china has pretty much banned them from working to avoid mainland chinese taking capital from china and also they don't chinese to invest into US stocks.
Bobina is sorta a qt3.14I’d let her crash my market if you catch my drift
what are some good soups to invest in and how prepared
>>62291816learn to make your own chicken soup
>>62291822I don't know how to make the broth , noodles or the chicken
What happened to the Celsius shill?
For the second day in a rowWHERE MY HOOD NIGGAS AT?????I hate to inform you all that 5/6 of my last stock picks have been profitable which means that the market is soon to tank
>>62291729I had 20k, and now I have 120k with sndk and mu, finally after 8 years of unemployment its all coming together im gonna catch up to all my friends that got jobs right out of college with this
>>62291915Based neetbro>has friendsKind of cringe tho
>>62291915Enjoy
31.12.26 EOY Targets for Smigger tiggers:>ASTS - $150 but it will retest lows at $80 after missing satellite launch guidance bigly>GRRR - $60 its going to be volatile, one day $30 next day $20 but it will continue to trend up>HOOD - $150 agentic trading will create ungodly volume>NVDA - $300 but most gains will be achieved in a very short rapid window of a few weeks>MU - $2,000 and climbing into 2027, its still cheap it has to get into retarded valuation territory before it corrects hard.>IREN - $100 they have a big imminent deal>RDDT - $300 will be included in S&P 500Any more tickers you want me to use my super clairvoyant prophetic powers for?
>>62291124lolcome on manyou've seen this movie beforethere isn't going to be 1million in unmarked bills and a jumbo jet with no transponder for the hostage taker. they're fucked.even if we make a deal we'll just break it as soon as we get enough oil and say they had a gun pointed to the head of the global economy, it was a deal made under duress and therefore moot.nothing will change. no one will do anything that isn't already doneisrael/america haters will still hates, lovers will still loveeurope will continue delinking from americachina will continue delivering its final 9th warningrussia will complain and then go back to killing ukisthirdies like india and brazil will continue playing both sidesdamage iran could do is already done to global opinion/repand it may be significant, may even be the straw that broke the empires back, but its already done.whether or not that is the case, iran isn't walking away.6 months after the deal is made and all that oil makes it out and inventories are full, we'll say we have new intel iran has the bombs again.Iran will put out some video with a bunch of evidence or whatever that'll get 70k views on yt as tehran gets glassed.30 years from now, an AP US history teacher will tell students about the TRUE STORY of the iran war, which kids'll forget 3 months after.so it goes. they ought to have known it was a one way ticket when they picked up the sword.
>>62290926Is everspin ever going back up
So what happens after the 1st of June if the Strait of Hormuz hasn't reopened? Because that's the BASE CASE by JPMorgan analysts
>>62291997>Neverspin
>>62291999MU and SNDK go up 10% again
>>62292004Goldman Sachs has their base case of it being fully reopened by the end of June
>>62292008>wesee Brent prices... edging down to $90/barrel by year-endIt's already below that
>>62291467that's why I take loans against my port instead of selling, this is what rich people do
>>62292017Market didn't expect Trump to announce an end to the war every other week causing oil to plunge 10%-15% each time, this has caused an increase in oil consumption compared to the start of the war when oil was $130, nations are also drawing down their government and private inventory to reduce demand and keep prices lower, China has reduced demand and is using their reserves to offset fewer imports, Japan's oil imports have fallen 66% as they rely almost entirely on their petroleum reserves, same with South Korea
>>62291251The big sneed is just an advertisement for the lowest common denominator of boboheads.>Being cynical, then be proven correct, then be rewarded for it with an ungodly amount of money.>Flashing all these suave actors and big tiddy actresses.It basically walks suckers to their margin accounts for them.
>>62291141what is there to do but to milk this cow for as long as I still can. They want to push high taxes on me next year, Im not sure Ill be employed by then.
the question is will the world learn from the current hormuz situation? create new alternative ways of transporting the oil other than a small choke point controlled by a small group of radical fundamentalist? I feel like no, this will happen again.
if the hormbussy couldn't stop the semi boom, what will?
I tried the ChatGPT Plus tier for a month and it was pretty useful for collating information from long documents. Now I'm back with the free and this shit works for like 5 prompts if you put an attachment? Did it really get nerfed so hard.
>>62292041My best uses of AI has been grabbing specific information out of large documents or websites. It helps a lot when you can phrase something that google wouldn't take and have the AI search for you.
>The US secretary of defence said the US is in a “good place” to make a deal with Iran to end the war, and that talks have been “productive”, but reiterated that President Trump will not rush to make that deal.>“Any deal that the president is willing to make, he’s only going to make it if he believes it’s a great deal for our country and the security of the world,” he told the media in Singapore.Trump posted just yesterday that the US and Iran reached a deal and how the mariners trapped in the Persian Gulf can now go home btw
>>62292041Yeah the older model is so noticably worse I pretty much crash out if I'm subjected to its retarded answers now. It's that classic sales technique where you put your good product next to shit products so it looks better in comparison.
>>62292029Doesn't that just set them up for a worse outcome in the long run?
>>62292041I used the $20/mo version when I was working as a proposal consultant, it was awesome because it functioned like a jr doc reviewer and paralegal I could do 40 hrs of work in 10 and bill the client, I had two clients both thinking I was doing full time for them, my rate was $120/hr, but I should've charged closer to $150
>>62292041try Claude Pro too, its pretty goodunfortunately the free models are just too limited nowadays now that all compute is going to enterprise
>>62291733>The US had no armaments industry pre-WWIIWas Ike actually retarded?But no the defence part of the market is tiny, niche and operates as prestige and R&D projects for serious civilian industries like aerospace and shipbuilding. The US can do a massive procurement (well, it can't without finding new money by cuts to other procurements and it needs political will) but it's a drop in the bucket and the major primes are all looking less able at the moment to dominate contracts.Huntington Ingalls would be your best move rather than betting on new missile procurement contracts. At least it has a near-monopoly on large USN shipbuilding even if it literally can't even meet its current orders due to the loss of skill base and facilities.>>62292041I've noticed that even premium models have been nerfed hard over the last month. I usually have the LLM assume a character at the start of every chat to shape answers and it now barely remembers being asked to do this as recall ability has been gimped hard.
>>62292063Sure does
>>62292051The administration has been saying shit like this since February. It's the oddest example of the Boy Who Cried Wolf.I can see a situation where both Iran and the US say a deal has been made and it takes a few weeks for anyone in the market to believe them and trust that both sides (or Israel) won't start bombing each other again.
>>62292055I don't remember it being this shit even in April. Now I feel like I gotta get back on Plus lol.
>CNBC>@CNBC>Analysis: An end to the Iran war may be just the beginning of a new era of U.S. inequalityKEK
>>62291771well, the only 'character' i developed a dislike for is the guy who directed the movie!
So what are people going to do now if AI is apparently so good it's taking jobs away. At least with automation and industrial revolution you still needed thousands to work in factories. How many are really needed to maintain AI?
>>62292111AI will create new jobs
>>62292111The cope is that AI will create new industries that will lead to new jobs, the reality is that AI is not about the near term, this is a long term play to counter the demographic crisis in the decades to come, best to get to work and achieve AGI now for when that happens
>>62292119>>62292119>>62292119>>62292119
>>62291156GROYAll in on gold bud. Inflation gonna be brutal in coming years with yield curve control and capital controls.
>>62292111by the time this happens I will already have enough to live off my etf/stock returns. everything already planned out
>>62291582>>62291536>>62291165that's the one, thank you anons
