comfy edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62292119
What does Gorilla even do? Traffic niggas across the Atlantic?
>>62292818I just made this investment along with some fried mushrooms
> futures
I ended up investing in mexican food today
>>62293428Imagine doing that to your wife's pushie
if im lying im flying economy give me a motherfucking seatif im lying im flying economy i bet i know who i see
>>62293433>AVGOWow it’s already been 3 months since I lost money on Broadcom earnings
>>62293420Their main revenue generating sector is AI infrastructure buildout, they build and operate data centres for governments/enterprises across Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand, Taiwan and are looking to break into the US & UK.They also have AI CCTV surveillance and monitoring services for governments, crime agencies and harbours/ports. That's what they were known for before branching out into AI infrastructure.
Is gold going up? Are my minors going to get pumped?
The world is very quickly churning through storage
This is the week that my options work, I promise
>>62293448>Is gold going up?
>>62293428>>62293432niggers do this to my anus
>>62293418Guys, I've run the numbers. SpaceX will only be 0.1% of the S&P 500 because only the free float counts. There will be no index meltdown.
>>62293493>harbinger of the schizo guy has just been wasting years of potential gains sitting in cashwow you don’t say
open... the... (sob) maaaarkethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn8F_u0vBNI
>>62293493After the lockup expires the weighting will quickly become 3% though, lmao
>>62293493>>62293496fuck these threads are full of absolute retards. if you're going to comment on it maybe try reading what the guy actually fucking says.
Is 5.5 trillion the market cap ceiling for a company at current M1 levels?Will we see a 10 trillion company before the next QE?
>>62293454haha nice good ol time wizard. are you the same guy who made all the elemental pepes
Sheiiiiiiiiiiit
Bonus segment on the JP Morgan sex slave scandal!
>tfw started getting heavy into the stock market>obvious opportunities that feel like a money glitch>feed obvious info to family a few times to try and get them interested>no response>not even a question>pause and think about how silly this is>they obviously wont do any reading around stocks and strategies>also don't want to be responsible for them losing money>they wouldn't even be able to put in enough capital to make anything substantial anywaybummer, i wanted them to start making some extra cash and have people to talk about investments with
>>62293528Perhaps
>>62293549You can lead a goy to water but you can't make them drink.
>>62293549My parents are like that.I try to prompt discussions relevant to my interests and never get a morsel of interest in return. But at least twice a month they'll drive 120km to my place to see how I'm doing and wonder why I'm a lonely khv incel with no social life, when they'd never really bothered or engaged with me so I could develop social skills. Boomers are fucking deranged
>>62293561>they'd never really bothered or engaged with me so I could develop social skills.all gen x/boomers are like this. they live in a fucking fantasy world.
Jesus christ, I've started looking into some micro caps just to see if there are any contenders for moonshots in the making, and QUCY has the funniest press releases.Just a fucking wall of buzzwords
>>62293553good work. my fav
>SIVER>EARNINGS CALLAs expected, the figures are slightly negative and down overall YOY. They’ve reported that there’s an $800m year to date opportunity pipeline. They also talk about how they’re positioned for a transformational 2027 with multiple deals with different companies that will bring them substantial revenue increases in 2027. The collaboration with JBL will provide them continuous revenue for the next few years at least.bullish for photonics/CPO
>>62293573>quantum (normal thing)>quantum quantum quantum>quantum solution for (computationally easy problem)not a bubble
this time is unironically different
>>62293581We need Quantum AI dot UAV semiconductors for agentic Battlefield swarm interface matrices.That will be 5 billion shekels goy
>>62293580>bullish for photonicsThis shit better move soon, my GLW has been absolutely bleeding my asshole, though I did get somewhat impatient with my limit entry so can't be too salty
how often do you guys do calls? do you do one contract at a time? what's your success rate? how many days out you go for? i thinking about trying it. vibe calls.
>>62293595My options strategy is a little too idiosyncratic I think to really be of much use to you, basically playing mean reversion snapbacks on oversold stocks. Though I can say that you should use only 10% maximum of your portfolio for options trading. How much do you know about options in general? You understand the greeks?
>>62293584Terrible news for people who bought the top and absolutely nothing else
>>62293595Realize didn't answer any of your questions.>how often do you guys do calls?All the time, I never do puts but will probably start doing so for hedging in volatile price action when entering a stock.>do you do one contract at a time?Usually Max about $500 per ticker, always otm by about 3%.>what's your success rate?Ask me next week>how many days out you go for?Always 30 or 60 days out. Otherwise Theta Decay completely fucks you in the ass as well as any movement against you on the underlying stock price can completely invalidate the option hitting its strike in that limited amount of time if you play a two-week contract for instance
cunter posting until the SPX hits 10k
>>62293584>>62293608Yeah, these charts are actually somewhat whitepilling. The ones that mooned the hardest kept most of their gains even at the worst of the crash, and those that crashed hardest recovered fastest.
>>62293595atm leaps where its about 2-3x leveraged. that's about it. and more for cap efficiency than lev. but even leaps can go wrong, saylor has a good story about losing money on AAPL leaps.
>$12k for sixty 20 foot 1x6 timbertech advance PVC deck boards + cortex hidden fasteners >10 boards dark grey for picture frame border>50 boards light grey for center fill>$600 DeWalt miter saw with stand>Going to make 45 degree cuts on the picture frame >One fuck up is $175 per board plus tax and shipping>$89 12 inch 100 tooth carbide tipped fine toothed saw blade >$6 simpson strong tie 2x8 for singular frame board replacement >$22 for the official simpson screws (10% off for being badly damaged packaging, don't care only need 6 screws)>$150 pressure treated wood for frame repair and stair build preparation >$63 uhaul rental to transport wood and mom's old fridge to my house>mom's old fridge too heavy to solo up the ramp>Can't tip it back on the dolly by myself without feeling like I will lose control >$40 for 1/4 inch and 1/8th inch deck spacers for perfect board placement >$225 for 15 rolls of deck joist tape >$18 accidentally buying safety glasses with bifocals >$13 to fix the glasses fuck upDo any anons need a deck built after I finish building mine? More specifically do any JANNIES need a deck built?
>>62293605i don't know shit. i been asking gemini basic questions and i started a paper trading in webull. that NOW anon doing leaps got me interested a bit.
If I have money sitting around, but plan on using it over the next 10 years(in pockets) but dont want it locked down too hard(so not a hysa) where do I keep it/use it. I want it as a 2nd “kinda emergency” fund. Im planning a total fresh start in a lower cost if living but imo upcoming state. My income will be lower for at least 2 years and very middling over the 3 after(OT isnt being included) ill have roughly $55000 no car payment nor debt. In all honesty the first 3 months realistically might be the only shitty budgeting.(mostly due to room and board) i have no support network
I just am retarded, i shorted tesla in its original stock split, while soxl chad was accumulating and micron amd and nvidia was getting shilled for freei just need to ride the wave, be the retard the market wants you to be
>>62293584>don't buy bubble because you will crab for 10-20 years after crazy gains>instead buy the index funds and wait 20-30 years to get to the same place as the index slowly goes up??????????
>>62293592temporary pullback. fundamentals remain solid
>>62293580>a rubiks cube of opportunity pipelines
>>62293441wtf you cant just add the EPS you make every quarter together
>>62293641don't be a bobotard and you will make money. don't listen to their retarded thesis based on " muh bubble " " muh war". wars are bullish , AI is bullish and BVULLS STAY WINNING AND BEARS DON'T GET TO CUM
>>62293632>i don't know shitFor sure, yeah I keep researching them and Gemini is a good sounding board. But you should definitely spend a lot of time looking at options chains to see the movement between strike prices.I guess the most important thing is really understanding the difference between intrinsic value and extrinsic value. When an option reaches its expiration even $1 over the strike price it's actual (or intrinsic) value is only $100. Think about that when you are looking at buying a 15dte otm call option for $400. $1 over the strike, doesn't matter the stock, that's $100 at time of expiration. So in order to have the intrinsic value match the extrinsic value that you paid for it, it would have to be four points past the strike in order to break even on that $400.So yeah, basically you should realize how inflated options prices often are which of course can work for you but also against you. And there are those that are not. For instance I have a play that is 10 contracts I bought for $12 each that are 5% away from their strike 30dte. So if they pass that strike they're intrinsic value alone is $100, almost a thousand percent more than what I paid for them
>>62293418People who think the S&P is going to "just keep going up," what makes you so confident in that? What if it crashes, or has something like the Nikkei 225 where there's just no growth for decades?How do you know for certain that it'll just go up and not get rugpulled?I've been told for years I should be invested in it, and even though it has gone up over those years, I still don't trust it and fully expect a massive crash in the future.
>>62293662Somethings the problem sar?
>>62293651Yeah I'm comfy holding them, definitely for the long long
>>62293676so youve been a cash cuck for the past god knows how many years, youve seen multiple corrections and how it goes back to ATH every time and you still want us to convince you to invest?stay a cash cuck idk enjoy getting rekt by inflation
I've gone all into tech and with leverage using margin SOXX 40%DRAM 50%CAT 10%AMD 10%SNDK 40%
Why cant I buy calls with margin
What's the point of call options if the heckin science says it loses money more often than buy and hold??
>>62293701DO IT PUSSY
>>62293701You buy LEAPS its harder to predict 2 years into the future then 1 week out like most retards do
>>62293676If that is honestly how you feel then why are you investing at all?
>>62293692What, are you trying to make money or something?
OK WHY THE FUCK DOES THE MARKET STILL CLOSE EVER? I NEED MY FUCKING FIX JUST GIVE IT TO ME ALREADYITS NOT LIKE WE ARE IN SOME ANCIENT TIMES IN LIKE THE 90S AND USE PAPER FOR TRADINGalso>>62293709is correct, Leaps are the only options worth long term trading because they are just a leveraged long term position, everything else in options is just gambling.
>>62293716people want to have lives outside of trading 24/7you don't need 24/7 trading
>>62293720>people want to have lives outside of trading 24/7>you don't need 24/7 tradingcrypto bros handle it just fine, bring trading to the modern era and make it 24/7, just think of no longer having to worry about gaps or overnight moves wiping your stop losses out. 24/7 also helps fight against insider trading by reducing the advantages of early information.also it lets me get in my gambling fix on weekends.
So where are you guys retiring to once you hit your number? I'm probably gonna head down to Colombia in 3 years once I hit $1 million in my portfolio and I sell off my house.
anyone here actually lose money in this market?
>>62293721>randeep gambling on buttcoins handles it just fineso go gamble on meme tokens if you need to watch candles at 3am
YUGE game seven in ameriball Winner will play against $MSGS
I’m buying GRRR leaps tomorrow because they’re the coreweave of India
>>62293727yeah, some guy went all in on novo nordisk around early feb
>>62293727I was losing money but then i stopped being a total fucking retard and sold my silver miner ETFs and put the money into ARM, MRVL, MU, and SNDK instead. Now I 'm making money
>>62293735Rip my bet.
>>62293740Welcome to the all star team, we'll be standing by for Asian lift off
Our retarded counterparts are baggies, and you're making money off of them.
>>62293772When has revenue ever related to market cap?
SOXL top?>>62293759
>looking at streams I watched recently>realized some of them are nearly 2 months ago>if I got my shit together back then I'd be swimming in 200k or more
>>62293740based Sunday trader.
>>62293772Now if only walmart would gt into AI, we would have the first 10 trillion dollar company.
>>62293772>what is growth expectationWhy are redditors so retarded?
>>62293776They are calling it a bubble so not the top. The top is when they capitulate and join "the bubble" because it just keeps going up. Then it crashes.
so far around here the most suggested stuff to get that I've seen from you guys is QQQ, GRRR, RGTI, IONQ, AMD, and MU.Any others I'm missing? Any in particular I should focus or buy a couple of calls for? Budget is limited rn I don't even have 7k in my account right now but get paid tomorrow
>>62293797AMFN if you want an easy 1/2x
>>62293797also looking into CLSK because that leopold aushwitz guy got it but i Haven't seen much talk of that stock or any ideas for it so yeah
>>62293797i hear gauz was a good stock
>>62293800Thanks Dave
>>62293800ehhh penny stocks? a huge several hundred gain or even easy doubling would be cool but I kinda need more reason to see why this one is different from the others
I have a $100,000 position on META, 60k equity 40k margin. Am I retarded?
>>62293801I prefer riot. If clsk would start selling bitcoin to fund their capex then I would start to like clsk too. They're getting too cute and trying to run a proprietary trading desk (cleanspark capital) with their bitcoin treasury. Diversifying your revenue is one thing but in a race to lease out your datacenters, I don't see it as a winning strategy.
>>62293803was
>>62293807a bit, you wont lose money but META is more of wearable tech AR/hardware play, the hardware in focus right now is chips and anything data center related
>>62293772Bruh Walmart’s net margin is like 1-3% annually
posting a random jap hottie while i read this thread
>>62293825But META is running one of the biggest data center build outs in the world right? Surely they can either sell excess compute or use all that to power muse spark to sell slop to people on instagram reels
>>62293829Maybe try posting women of real worth
>>62293810Also haven’t really seen much riot here. I get they’re similar to clsk in ways but not sure how they’re better
>>62293581ThisQuantum doesn’t even work. Like yeah let me buy my liquid helium cooled home desktop. Atleast AI is actually real lmao
>>62293857AI was a meme in 2023
>>62293842of all the german hotties... u post these?
>>62293857this is the only way their chat bots will scale realistically. I guarantee they are looking into this big time behind the scenes.
>>62293692based beyond belief
>>62293800I bought a power washer and I can't stop making money $600 at a time
>>62293829Love jav girls, love jav plots, hate jav sex.All the sucking kissing and tongue, the constant pseudo rape atmosphere, the nipple flicking Etc all of which is literally in every fucking video
*pop*
>>62293549>demo chatGPT for my family in like 2022 or something>like literally bring my laptop out and show off the stuff it can do>no one does anything with this information>they were amazed i had two years of +100% gainsit was the closest i ever came to giving actual financial advice. call me cassandra.
>>62293899need more bwc+jav
>>62293904>>62293549top signal
>sell in may and go awayI solded a little, and I buyeded a littleI stayed a little, and I went away a little All in allNot a bad month
>>62293595>how often do you guys do calls?I trade/follow a few stocks instead of just looking at lines on a screen and placing a bet. I dont need to trade for money, so I just wait till I think the conditions are in my favor based on company specific performance and information, but you never know what can happen. I bought an ASTS 85c for $15.11 Jun 26 expiration when the stock price was about $84. A few days later (Thursday last week) it was worth $50.00 because the stock price ran up so hard so fast. I put in a limit STC for $15.00 but the price pulled back hard, after market close Bezos rocket blew up. Now its worth about $30. I am still going to hold two more weeks, unless it hits $50 again, then I am dumping it. I am also selling CC on PLTR and CRWV. Pick your stocks carefully and have an $ exit strategy and sell when you hit your number. I should have sold but also wanted to see what happened. The best way to make a LOT of money is to buy a few thousand shares while a stock is still really cheap, then wait a year or two for it to rip, then sell far OTM calls (like 20-30 contracts, for monthly money.
>>62293592>GLW has been absolutely bleeding my asshole,Lerch needs to raise prices to $$$ while his product is still in high demand, not keep selling at a discount.
>>62293827Redditors don't know what that is
>>62293633>If I have money sitting aroundsafe investment is money market of short term treasuries (bill, notes, some commercial paper or swap agreements) at currently 3.5% (the mix is done by the fund manager). Much better than shitty interest rates you get at a bank. Through your broker you can also buy CDs or short term bonds which you can sell if needed. Vanguard has some low fee ETFs that offer 10-15% for moderate risk (in that the price can do down, but since its a mix of stocks they pick going to 0 is not likely). Their VGT went up 20% in the last month, but is a higher risk asset ETF. Check out their ETF list and maybe select one for some additional growth in addition to the MM.
>>62293772i only invest in companies that make 80% margin ( like sndk and mu)
I was wrong. It's so over. This world could be so much better but evil keeps winning. Money can't save us. We need another flood or rapture. The frequency keeps dropping when we could be taken much higher.
>>62293693>Why cant I buy calls with margin
>>62293944>I was wrong. It's so overGive it to me straight hesh... are we fucked?
>>62293722>retiring to once you hit your number?you never retire, there is always more money to make, more expenses, more taxes, more places to go. If you get to say $10m and the interest and dividends is accruing faster than you can spend it (spend less than your income), then you can relax more and your portfolio keeps growing but you always need to manage it.
The bubble will pop on monday because I'm buying DRAM for the first time lmao
>>62293800>AMFN if you want an easy 1/2xIt develops Texatron, an aneutronic fusion platformAneutronic? Not going to make it. Its harder to ignite and produces less energy than D-T, but D-T neutron flux causes all sorts of problems with the containment, and the size of all the fusion units is too small and leaks too much energy.
What’s your ideal trailing stop % on a stock ur holding?
>>62293797>RGTI, IONQlook at AXTI, XNDU also. AXTI's tech looks really interesting operating at room temperature (the lasers do the cooling inside the unit). Watch the quantum bull on YT he talks about a lot of these companies.
>>62293948yes. Its bad. Like cosmic bad. Kali yuga is real. We could escape this matrix but we would have to all become schizo and bring about the end. Money is just the stageplay illusion source. We could elevate humanity to a higher vibration but we fell for the oil meme. No I won't specify.
>>62293971Usually 100%
>>62293510I hate weekends so much bros...
>>62293899Japanese women are just weird. I dated a few and sex was always weird. of you like asians go for flips, they are crazy. blowjob and dick riding for hours. japs you it feel like rape and it's pretty quiet and boring.
A METEOR JUST HIT BOSTON
/smg/ is sleeping hard on quantum and photonics. Trump already bought and his calls are are always green. it's just a matter of time before before they come up with a new narrative around quantum. also photonics are still in the early phase and at a discount rn
>>62293999ya I heard on the news today a lot of people said they heard booms in MA around 2pm ??
>>62294002well, spill the phonetic beans.
>>62293999>Bro WHAT just happened… asteroid came outta nowhere and absolutely bodied the city. I’m talkin’ full-on chaos like the Pike at rush hour but on fire. Dunkin’? Gone. Wicked disrespectful.>I’m still standin’ tho, so we good. Check ya people, grab a iced regulah if you can find one, and keep it movin’. Boston ain’t gettin’ taken out by some space rock, kid. Not today.literally nothing.
/smg/ movie nite is soontonight's movie is Area 51 (2015)
>>62293990y-ya... the weekend... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqhoRXGeMW4
So assuming equal prices, should I go bang a thai or chilean whore?
>>62294002tickers? SIVEF?
>>62293927This was the best May in like 75 years so if you sold you lost.
>>62294022what's june gonna be?
>>62294002>/smg/ is sleeping hard on quantum and photonicsI spammed the board several times the last few weeks, are you a new retard?
>>62294010If I click that link to I get /smg/ AIDS?
>>62293797All of these are already massively pumped btw. /smg/ was actively fudding AMD ("advanced money destroyer") just 6 months ago and calling MU a cylical stock that will crash, and GRRRposter has only had that one thing and all his other shit is garbage, RGTI and IONQ were fudded because of quantum.Basically this board is only super bullish once something is already hundreds of percentages up.
>>62294030No you'll just come watch a (so far shitty) found footage movie and chat with some other anons if you want
>>62294026buy in june, go to the moon
>>62294042you can also just open the file in another window and watch it when you're done crying
>>62294046or whenever you like
>looking into an AI software stock>look up r*ddit opinions on it>they talk about how it's in debt and "no way it has 500 million revenue">actually check the documentation and they're growing by 30-50% a year and have 741 million revenue, increasing by about 8% a quarter>50% marginWhy is redditSo bearish
Nigger
Thoughts on ServiceNow? Could it actually go above its all time high in 2024?
>>62294051Reddit is full of luddites and wannabe coders who can't find a job or lost theirs to AI. The rest of the site though hates AI because it's chudcoded ever since the libtards started crying about it.
>>62293902This has been spammed for literally a year now, people were posting it during the meme dump last year and the one this year and in 2024...... quite literally fudding me out of 3 million dollars.....
>>62294054YesGovernment monopoly, it's the official government shitI was trying to get a job as a servicenow dev in glowieville but they only want people with 5+ years of epxeriecne.
More money has been lost trying to anticipate corrections than has been lost in the corrections themselves.
>risk free 20%Why am I even bothering with stocks
>>62294062Now try to conceive of the sheer opportunity cost of all bears
>>62293561Boomers are retarded but you're also kind of a faggot for being a grown man still hung up on your parents not socializing you.Most people have absentee parents
>>62294087correction: most people our generation had absentee parents. as a result, everybody our age is asocial and retarded. thanks, old people.
>>62294087ya, why is everyone always so hung up about getting circumcised and vaccinated too? it happens to everyone chud, stop complainingnow do you see how stupid your comment was?
>>62293928You can make money on otm calls? I didn’t know that
>>62293747this guy is literally me wtf
>>62294096i'm not done either. such a toxic aquarian mindset, like you only have value relative to the rest of the group, your trauma doesn't matter unless it's super-unique and worthy of community outrage
>>62294061Sounds good to me. As always I boughted too little. But I guess I could slurp some more then
>>62294096>getting circumcised and vaccinated too? it happens to everyoneUh...no?
>>62294100>You can make money on otm calls? I didn’t know thatIf you get the timing and direction right, yes. When I bought the contract it was OTM, just OTM, I was confident, but not certain the price would rise enough by June 26 that the stock price would be above the strike price set at the time I bought the call ($85). All of the strikes listed are ITM now because the stock price rose to about $132 but has now pulled back to $111. strike/premium paid = ~ 85/15.22 =5.56x If the price stays below the strike on expiration your contract is worth nothing and you lose the premium you paid. If you sold a covered call contract and it expired out OTM you get to keep the premium the other person paid you for the contract you sold to them, and you get to keep the stock to sell another covered call contract.
>62294116don't ever reply to me c*pricorn
>>62294076lollmao even
>>62294076>Winning FIFAThe only thing left which can postpone Spain's internal implosion.
>>62294076also correct me if I'm wrong but if you think>spain>yesThen you would turn 17.3 cents into 100 cents.>>62294087TOTAL BOOMER DEATH AND SUFFERING NOWTOTAL BOOMER DEATH AND SUFFERING FOREVERRevenge of the generation offered up for the sake of hippie drug addicts and their unfunded pensions
NOW bros, you think this is a good call to make?
>>62294112the majority of zillennials are just irredeemable pussy doormats.>"you can't complain your parents have objectively doomed society so they can go on cruises, because they're old now"In most societies elderly people who became burdensome were left to die in the fucking woods. Only zillennials think being a pathetic selfsacrificing cuck is actually awesome. Who the fuck do they think they're impressing by laying down and dying so their 70yo dad can post pics of his latest trip to ireland on facebook?
>>62294117Wait so I understand how regular calls and covered calls work but how do you recommend playing the game with otm calls? I have a few in mind that I’ve been keeping an eye on for future options and now I’m curious. It’s be nice to make something that I can put towards other stock and whatnot. My only concern aside from the inherent risk would be the dinging I’d get from the cra for too much trading within my tfsa at that point but problems for later if they even come up. Not that I’m day trading that kind of way anyway
Iz we getting a Doge check?
>>62293927>>sell in may and go awayBought and plan to buy more.
>>62294136Idk what stock even is that?
any IBM tards in here? afaik google is leading quantum but because trump said IBM should we just buy leaps on this shitidk anymore
Post literature for bulls.
>>62294147ibm is the quantum leader and they have fabs
You guys ever heard of iran?Whatever happened with that?
>>62294138>cra for too much trading within my tfsaIm a burger, are you canadian? I dont know the rules for leaf land. You will need to spend a lot more time learning about the options before trying to buy/sell. Put your money in safe ETFs until then.
>>62294143$NOW
QNT
>>62294150>Whatever happened with that?Iran has the strait of Homos all blocked off. Trump spazzing out trying to claim Iran begging for a deal, they are not, they are collecting strait management fees not tolls. The fees are for environmental stewardship of the strait, legal under law. Trump trying to inch forward with military but Iran blasting the spy drones out of the sky and attacked a US air base. War will go hot again soon, but Iran won. Oil price shock and inflation is still coming, even worse because US petroleum reserve is being drained rapidly. Got oil?
>>62294149is that the play then, dell tweet from trump was about a month from earnings, this is two months though
>>62294151Yeah I’m leafThe tldr is a tfsa is a tax free savings account. Can be used for short and long term investing and any money you make from it is tax free*. Buuuut if the tax man detects you’re treating it more as a business with day trades than savings (which is a pretty vague definition) you can lose the tax free status and even pay penalties. Not that you can’t make short swings, calls/puts etc. But you can’t be operating like a classic day trader. It’s pretty much vibes based
>>62293727every day, gambling on whether soxl go up down. how do i daytrade?
>>62294151I do know how options works just not exactly how otm options works which is what caught my attention. I have never traded options before while keeping up with them because they’re high risk but I have kept up with them
>>62293721>crypto bros handle it just finethey really dont
>>62294162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y43boNNoVo
>>62294096>>62294137You're boxing shadows retards.Boomers suck and are self centered (someone posted it again!!)>the majority of zillennials are just irredeemable pussy doormatsI'm calling you a pussy, and a faggot because you've let some stupid old person give you a permanent complex. If you're a grown man, complaining about your childhood being neglected is fucking gay. You sound like a dependent woman.>Who the fuck do they think they're impressing by laying down and dying so their 70yo dad can post pics of his latest trip to ireland on facebookYou are having a meltdown over points or "arguments" no one is making dipshit. I wish your dad was a little more involved so you'd know how much of a bitch you're being. If you resent your parents so much stop being chummy with them every couple of weeks.
>>62294170>boxing shadowsThey destroyed societyWhat's not to getYou aren't going to pay ack those pensionsYou aren't going to walk back inflationYour life will always objectively get worse until the day you finally die at a dodgers game when a random mexican dude decides to stab you for no reasonThere is no reason to ever be forgiving of that
>>62294170Can we get back to talking about money and stocks and stuff? You want to argue about faggy shit like this go to Reddit.
There's no such thing as a "quantum leader" until there's a cooling technology breakthrough that allows for more complex calcuations than are currently possible.
>>62294160what happened with the keystone pipeline?
>>62294175then you have to find the company developing the cooling tech bottleneck and then post it here so we can ignore you for 9 months until it's up 20x
>>62294160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0emCuq0QI0>>62294175https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtUYtWU89Q>>62294170>i have no empathy so your pain isn't real-_-
>>62294179>what happened with the keystone pipeline?Biden killed that as soon as he got into office. In April Trump singe a bill to allow some use of some of the pipeline. Not sure how much was built before Biden killed it. There a numerous pipelines from Canada down into the US and already a vast pipeline network that is interconnected from Canada and through out the US.
>>62294149>ibm is the quantum leader and they have fabsWhat is their technology, I thought neutral atom was the way to go - no need for vacuum, super cooling, the lasers blasted into the unit the holds the atoms are used to super cool but only inside the unit?
>>62294192you have mistaken me for an intellectual. i am a neet with an 8th grade diploma and a gambling addiction. good question though.
>>62294169ok fuk it ill buy on monday
don't forget to look at the moon tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4bZu56EylA
>>62294200https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m_GYoyfBQE
>>62294200Moon captcha =D
>>62293549To be fair, there were entire decades that went sideways and it was generally better to invest in local investment opportuntiies or other assets.The Fed instituting Universal Basic Appreciation (UBA) was a "temporary" solution to the GFC that has since become permanent. >UBI discussions with AI memelords when we already have UBA
Molten salt reactors represent a 10x reduction in wholesale electricity prices.
>>62294052have you experienced the Hard Archivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3K1nnCl-TMAI at its sloppiest
>>62294200why I mean I won't because im not getting out of bed but why
>>62294204Sheet
>>62294141probably if we would have won iran but f*CK no now
Bros, I'm just a mid autistic white guy and I shit you not for the past month, I keep on having a bunch of latina and asian women in my city come up and try to talk to me lately. Like I'm a 5/10 in looks and height, girls were all 7-10/10s, what the fuck.Any stocks I should invest while this weird shit keeps happening to me? Never had this happen before, not sure why.
>>62294169???? why should i buy it. It appears they're making breakthroughs every year but how do I know this isnt just them hyping themselves up? Do any investment firms care?
>>62294249the answer is always palantir
>>62294249they're after your money bro, just say you only buy berkshire and they'll go away
>>62294253look at those candles, look at that volume. someone cares a lot.
curious why strike fears nearly caused Kospi to crash 3 weeks ago, but now the pay deal likely being suspended has caused.... nothing
>>62294258personally I wanted to enter, but it feels like it's just going back to prewar levels
HE SAID THE THING AGAIN
>>62294249>I keep on having a bunch of latina and asian women in my city come up and try to talk to me latelyThat means they’re reaching the point of metamorphosis that happens in any woman’s life. They can sense they are about to lose their youth and will turn into overweight past-their-prime roasties with no sexual value. Thus they are trying to tie down a white man in order to elevate their social status before that happens. Many such cases.I don’t give out financial advice.
>>62294267i like asian women
>>62294271>i like asian womenand they like you
>>62294264SHUT THE FUCK UP THE BUBBLE IS NOT POPPING ILL POP MY DICK IN UR MOM
>>62294276>people have lives where they got attention from women in their youth and emotional adventures and love and sex and shitFuck off
>>62294262if it pulls back from here you should buy it, there's two unfilled gaps in the last 6 sessions and it crossed all thsoe meme lines. you'll be lucky if you even get it because a new ath is imminent barring some event that raises the headline font size to new yearly highs.
>>62294278Some of the best moments of my life have been the ones where I’ve shared affection with a woman. And I’m not talking just sex, but genuine attraction and compassion. But some of the worst moments in my life have been when all that ends in disappointment. It’s a cruel world.
>>62294041excuses me for not being able to find the one stock from here or plebbit that is undervalued and will 20x before it actually takes offdoesn't mean I can't bank a little on them keeping going up for awhile longer
what do you tell people when 100% of your income comes from degenerate stock trading
>>62294295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl6en1NPTYM
>>62294304It makes you sound smart, but also like a parasite. Normies don't care about the latter, so its actually a fine thing to say.
>>62294312LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY CAN'T IT BE MONDAY ALREADY?I FUCKING HATE THE WEEKENDS,I WANT TO SEE MY GRRR MOON NOW!
>>62294304dunno, only a small percentage of my earnings come from stocks and people still look me weird
>>62294295I've always felt like it stunts growth. You should treat it like a drug if anything.
>>62294312>waahh parasiteLet them deal in the real world.I look back on the time I spent working minimum wage and having to deal with the general public for about $1k per month and dealing with homelessness with melancholy and displeasure as now I get more money than that every time the market rises less than a percent.I'm glad I'm not a gigabrokie anymore but that wasn't how someone should spend their early 20s.>>62294295Ok normie girl getter
>>62294345You felt that emotional experiences with women stunts growth?
>>62294290noted, thanks for the heads up
>>62294364Trump literally mentioned IBM today on camera in a meeting, said it was going to go up a lot bigly.
>>62294366I hate when governments get their hands into stocks though, I got burned too many times with it
>>62294370Look at Intel & Dell since Trump shilled them.Palantir & IBM finna pop off the same.The Trump fund is beating Pelosi Tracker YTD by a lot bigly.Don't think too much, you're bad at it.
>>62294371trump also said buy micron 7 days ago and it mooned 40% since then
>>62294376Exactly is the META (tactic not ticker) this year. We are in a Kleptocracy, except the robbers are announcing their next score publicly each time. DON'T OVER THINK.YOU'VE BEEN THINKING YOUR ENTIRE LIFEAND LOOK WHERE ITS GOTTEN YOU.
>>62294353No, from the anon's post I understood we're talking more about high intensity moments. But to address your point, if you try to get into a relationship without having established emotional experience in the first place, you'll do poorly.
Now is the time to long minors in celebration of the Iranian War Victory
>>62294276Nobody likes me
>>62294390I like you smiggy wiggy woo :3I think GRRR making you a gorillionaire may help with female attention, in Asia that is, Western girls are overrated my smigga.
>>62294394Saved
>>62294399Based and modern art pilledMan if NFTs weren't a complete scam I could sell this shit for millions.
MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOOUTTA MY WAY GAY BEARSBIG BULL COMING THROUGH MOOMOOMOOMOOMOO
>>62294402Ya AI renders seem to really be hitting stride lately
>>62293418You know you have crossed over into being a legit trader if Monday is your favorite day of the week and weekends are just an obstacle to getting back to Monday.
Just got back from the bar. Is there an Iran deal?
>>62294411Real
>>62294413No but if we all believe there is then the line will go up so lets just pretend ok?
>>62294413same heated soup
>>62294411I think we need other dopamine sourcesin the weekends I play mahjong and watch vtubers for example
back from my 3 day vacation to say this thread fucking sucks now
>>62293528>>62293576
Not sure if I should play the broadcom earnings and then pivot into IBM, or jump into IBM right off the bat...
>>62294433im debating whether or not to wait for a new ATH to buy on IBM. looks like its in a range right now and a 300 entry compared to 330 aint muchit could chop back down to 240
You understand why he's bringing this back up again, right?Hope you have gold exposure for this summer.
>>62294442>literally jumping from meme to meme while losingTime ot bring back DOGE
>>62294442THIS YEAR:- Historic Iran peace deal- Historic Ukraine-Russia peace deal- Fort Knox physical audit- Full alien disclosure (not the UAP nonsense)- Full Epstein files released unredacted- Every anon ITT gets a girlfriend
>>62294455>Every anon ITT gets a girlfriendyou had me until this one
>>62294456Scarcity serf mentality, you need to be abundancemaxxing. When you have the greed and entitlement of ye olde lordes then you will have made it.
>>62294441It's a tricky one because its just now back to where it was crabbing around from Oct-Jan. On the other hand, it's riding some serious momentum and ricocheted only mildly off of 300 in the last 10 minutes of a friday.
I HATE NOT JUST THE ANTI-CHRIST BUT ALSO WEEKENDS
>>62294455
>>62293584Behold. The reason why retail cannot make money.
>>62293595>how often do you guys do calls?In 99% of trades, I do 45 DTE to 250 DTE calls, always OTM.>one contractNo. OTM scales well because it enables you to buy many contracts vs one big one.>success rateSuccess rate is a valueless metric, but since you want to know for psychological reasons: ~45% on the underlying finishing with more than 10% profit (you need that cushion due to slippage). But when I hit a jackpot, I get a 400% payoff on investment or more. you need to consider EV (ask AI).
>>62294420Consuming media isn't fun anymore after kissing the sweet nectar of making money by your own brow's sweat.Like most anime feel repetitive. I still care about cute anime thots, but not really about the latest shonen storyline.Hollywood feels soulless. Auteur/arthouse is fart sniffing dreck most of the time. Midrange movies (eg Godzilla Minus One) are good, but I just don't enjoy fiction in general that much anymore.
>>62294486have you tried STONKS-9800? it's a cool indie game for the weekend
>>62294492Thanks, I will check that out. Might play tomorrow pre-market.I also considered Recettar, but apparently it has RPG battle elements?Also watching Spice and Wolf right now.
>>62294455The government claiming aliens are real (they're not) is unironically more likely than me getting a gf this year, and I say that as someone who has had a gf before.>>62294486>I just don't enjoy fiction in general that much anymoreextremely relatable. I don't know if I just grew up or what, but fiction is just so boring now, all of it from the classics to cartoons. I still like the idea of these stories as much as I did as a child, but when actually reading/watching/playing something there's just this persistent vague feeling of not getting what I want out of it.
>>62294496I played recettear when it released, good memories, but I don't wanna check how many years ago it was
>>62294147>>62294366>>62294441IBM, Dell, Arm, HPE, and Crowdstrike all looking like engineered P&D's.
I've got 70k to throw in from my savings should I just go into etfs like VOO? What has the most exposure to the ai/semiconductor hype?
>still no deal...
Kind of sad there are anons who don't even know what they want with all their money. What's the point having all that if you don't know what to do with it?>I just want to not feel pressured and relaxYou don't need millions to do nothing and relax.
>>62294521The etf with the most exposure would be DRAM, but keep in mind that's the high risk option. Something like VGT will move less aggressively because that's basically tech-only VOO. Just make sure to diversify if you want to go hands-off and don't know what you're doing.
>>62294525>You don't need millions to do nothing and relax.You do if you want to live in a first world neighbourhood indefinitely
>>62294525I just want to not feel pressured and relax while living in a villa in Istria or Tuscany with a Land Cruiser in the garage, not in a 40sqm condo and taking public transport
>>62294528I never get the first world argument. The only thing TRULY first world you'll ever need is something like medical care. But that's dogshit in the US. So, you might as well live in Greece or Eastern Europe for little money and hope you'll never get sick and if that happens just go to Germany or UK for medical treatment (sometimes it happens anyways if it's complicated).What else is there? American houses are made of plastic board. American Food? LMAOAmerican weather? Get the hell outta here, either getting blasted by a tornado, a hurricane, a blizzard or heatwave, great.
>>62294534Anyways, don't come here. Fuck off, we're full.
Will the mutt empire attack during the World cup or after?surely dem oil reserves aren't going to last that long.
TODAY WE GET TO SEE FUTURES
>>62294521ftec, baka, spmo
>sell AMZNLOLLLNo fucking wayone of the best things I ever did was buy AMZN and GOOGL 10 years agothose names have absolutely carried my portfolio and the only reason I outperformed the market.
>>62294563Past performance guarantees future returns
I'm not buying SpaceX unless I can grab it for cheap.I know Elon Musk is a grifter
can you feel the FOMO building
>>62294580i'm buying just so i can laugh at redditors that hate le nazi twitter man
>>62294580what is cheap, what would be your target entry
>>62294521If you want heavy exposure to ai/semis, then do like 60% VTI and 40% VGTThat give you a total market base of 60% to give you stability in your portfolio. VTI is more stable than VOO, and gives you exposure to the entire equities market. That's the pillar of your portfolio40% VGT gives you a concentration in tech. Historically, tech has outperformed every other industry, it's not even close. Nothing else is even in a close second place.If you want a more conservative portfolio, you ca do 60% VTI, 30% VGT, and 10% treasurys, but only buy treasurys if you intend to hold 10+ years. Holding treasurys in the short term can work against you.
>>6229458810 trillion
>>62294588Below 40x earnings.
>>62294594>laughs in 90x price to sales
>>62294597I can wait years. I've never bought an IPO in my life, and I'm not going to make myself somebody elses dumping liquidity.
>>62294583Nice. I'm just going to put $2,000 on it, thankfully it'll be worth half a milli in 10 years, then my real life can begin.
>>62294603imo the whole civilian satellite industry is extremely dubious for a long term holdthe TAM is based on telecom so you're looking at similar margins and they're certainly not worth even 40x P/E but what do I know lol
the only IPO im interested in is AnthropicI will definitely be trimming some of my positions to put money into that
>>62294610I like the idea of SpaceX, but the biggest problem with it is that Elon Musk has shareholder majority. I want to invest in spaceships even if I won't see the benefit in my lifetime. I'll buy those companies when they're struggling.
>>62294611I hope that Anthropic is still the favoured child when OpenAI and Anthropic IPO so that I can go all in on OpenAI for a reasonable price. I hope like fuck everybody still hates OpenAI when they IPO. I'm much more bullish on OpenAI than I am Anthropic.
What a surprise, the peace deal was another fake deal. Are we in the 3rd or 4th of these already?
>>62294612the governance red flags alone should put you off from ever going near that turd and I think a lot of the hype is the oh my science crowd space really isn't that profitable yet to demand these multiplesbut that doesn't have anything to do with spacex to begin with because they themselves tell you they're looking to make >90% of their revenues from "enterprise solutions" ie AI crap which you can bet on today with more visibility and much more competent managementI wouldn't hold spacex if it sold for a tenth of its valuation
>>62294611I think im gonna pull half of my sndk positions for sk hynix when they ipo instead
There goes the entire argument for the boom. No real productivity or financial gains materialising. Companies who committed to the first wave pulling back with big spends in months and no data to back up the supposed 10-100x gains. The only companies seeing these are the labs and those selling shovels (chips memory etc). It’s a boondoggle. Real Sam “sister rapist” Altman worming his way out of this catastrophic prediction error. There may be more mileage in the bubble. But the only thing one could point to, to sustain these insane capital burn rates a debt accumulation was the promised 100x productivity gains and getting rid of huge wage budgets. All that’s happened is minimal wage savings. And explosive AI spends. Companies burning code budgets for a year in a few months. With NO measured improvements on code shipping or financial metrics. So it’s over. Just have an escape plan ready. For a significant pullback at some point. https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/openais-altman-says-ai-unlikely-lead-jobs-apocalypse-2026-05-26/
A lot of people are invested in betting on what they want to happen rather than what will happen. I used to be this way as well until I got over it because it was making me lose money. Now I no longer let my personal opinion bias me against investment, and now I can put money no problem into something that I hate.A good example of this is I passed on investing anything into Apple for years. Because I personally didn't like their fashionisation of tech. And I assumed they would never go anywhere because nobody would really give a fuck about their computers being fashionable consumer brands. I turned out to be wrong. I still don't own any Apple products, but if Apple were to tank to a cheap price I'd buy it.
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>>62294621no one cares about your stupid war anymore boomer
>>62294534Everything you said is bullshit except the food. Yeah, our food is dogshit.
>>62294625Based and cute
>>62293633Assuming you already have an emergency fund that can cover you for a month (or credit cards you can pay off), I’d park it in 1 month USTs. There aren’t many situations you can’t wait 28 days to cover the expense. They’re still getting 3.6% which isn’t bad. You can also stagger the buys so you have something maturing every week or every two weeks.
>>62293676> I've been told for years I should be invested in it, and even though it has gone up over those years,*Gone up a lot. So you admit to missing out on a ton of money, bleed cash to inflation, and be wrong about not being invested in it during that time. >I still don't trust it and fully expect a massive crash in the future.How many times have you said this in the last 10 years?
>>62293784What streams?
>>62294957vtubersAnyway every time I wake up I'm flooded with cortisol. I just need one good buy in so I can fucking make 120k.
