GAUZ edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrior>>62297592
look at the volume going into NOW past 2 days.. this got big potential
HPE and PANW
What the hell happened to fedex
whats this mixxed bag dayhalf red half green
Wtf a hormussy just flew over my house
>drop in 10k>put in 2k per monthYou too could have gains./scared money general/>/scared money general/
ARMFUCKINGGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN????? LISA SU IS GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY ARM BVC (BIG VERA COCK )
OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT
and just like that the strait of hormuz will never be open again
>>62298438i *need* hpe to print... but why the fuck would it. its dogshit. i bought dogshit. im holding dogshit right fucking now. im holding it.
MU bros when are we selling
>>62298443Yeah and can you guess what's green?Because you know it's our shining star.
Holy Dell
>NOWs
PLTR BROS WE DID IT
>>62298452kek
You guys said to not ape into SPCE when it was under 5
>>62298415]>Key Sticking Points>I wanted to keep my job.>They felt the exact opposite!How do they come to the conclusion that we're 95% of the way? That "We're almost there"?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHSAVE ME OIL BAGGOTSAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>622984542027, maybe
the man in gauzethe man in gauzeI need to make an announcement, faggots.I'm about to put $20k in snp and it'll probably crash it. Don't tell me I didn't warn ya.
>>62298461>We're looking at NOW.
>>62298466Topkek, based Norm connoisseur
>GRRR $21You baggots did slurp the generational bottom, right?
SPCE bros is it too late to buy
>>62298454When the bubble is rolling over
>>62298448There are some things more important than profit.Ess ehm gee has long been /sistermatinggeneral/.
>>62298461>>62298471>11% up so farNOWsisters rejoice!
>>62298474>>62298474>You baggots did slurp the generational bottom, right?idk bro that sounds gay af
CRWV
Someone want to explain to me why the fuck this is retard market is pumping despite the strait of hormussy being closed and talks having completely fallen apart????
Why didn't I buy more DRAM?
>>62298474I hope it goes down a bit so I can buy more after I flip the SPCE meme pump
are they really gonna pump the market along with oil?
>>62298485Google NACHO trade and know the fact the stock market is about surprises, not about known quantities.
BUY WHEN THERE'S BLOOD IN THE STREETS.tomorrow is taco tuesday anyway.
>>62298488
The line is going up...
>>62298440This happenedhttps://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/amazon-opens-up-its-logistics-network-other-businesses-2026-05-04/
Any FLNC bros here?
day 93 of the 1 day SMO
>>62298453I had 44 dollar calls into market close last week and I went ahead and executed them after hours. Lot of margin to hold actual stock lets laugh at me if I'm wrong after earnings. >>62298454When you hit UBS's 1600 target or the Israeli's nuke someone and blame it on Muslims whatever comes first.
>>62298490Fag, the news literally came out this AM
DRAMGODS IM OUT
loaded up on SPY $760 calls and $750 putswatch it crab all day around $755
Rolls royce nooooooooo
my Zscaler is scaling nicely tbdesu
>>62298515So what would happen if you sold puts and sold calls?
My USO credit spreads are printing!Love my president!
I have 10k excess liquidity. Should I invest this week or wait till SpaceX crashes the market to slurp up all the tears?
I bet iran will hit datacenters in the middle east next, so sell your big tech stocks
TOFU trade, Trump only fucks up
>>62298454wdym sell? maybe when it gets to 1000 but after the stock split
I have 5k of soxs calls, my anus is tight
>>62298485WW3 has already been priced in
>>62298523it would pump or dump >2%
lol
>>62298468no.
made an easy $900 longing oil for 15 minutes. Thanks Iran! (my portfolio dropped by 5K though, since the announcement)
>>62298491... that's the beginning of a porn right?
Insanely fake market thanks to the Feds
>>62298468>>62298452what happnened
>>62298536lmfao
>>62298544Iran has ceased talks with US until Zionist scumbags Israel stop using White phosphorous on innocent children in the Levant. AKA NEVER!
>>62298536We've actually been broadening out a bit not concentrating. It's a basic metric and I check it literally every day.
I imagine US diplomacy being like a BPD girl, saying "please Iran pleaaaase respond, give me attention" and Iran just cannot resist answering after a while, until the US military bombs another one of their speed boats
and now we wait for david axios to finish writing his article
>SIVERS kek eurobaggies
>>62298515That's why you do 750 calls and 760 puts.
ASTC is coming back down to earth
>>62298550You could flip it around and ask why trump would trust iran. Why would anyone trust Iran?
>>62298513ngmi
This shit ain't popping until Taiwan gets bombed. Open AI and Antrhopic will IPO and investment money will pool in, driving even more growth demand and pumping memory and semi even more.Last chance to get in, lest you stay a cuck and watch everyone else have massive gains
>>62298536>>62298545Hmm... Sounds like an RSP day. Upro can come another time.
>>62298563Why does he not simply take control of Kharg island and the oil. Is he stupid?
>>62298544Iran has ceased all negotiations and has vowed to close the the Bab al Mandab strait as well for the crimes that Israel continues to commit in Gaza and Lebanon.In short, it has never been this over. War will resume this night probably.
>US ISM Manufacturing May: 54.0 (est 53.0; prev 52.7)- Prices Paid: 82.1 (est 85.0; prev 84.6)- New Orders: 56.8 (est 54.8; prev 54.1)- Employment: 48.6 (est 48.4; prev 46.4)Oh it was only 82, we are good
>>62298558that was just a pump and dump, not an actual stock to consider investing in
>>62298581I'm going to bed and I suspect in 7 hours when I wake up it'll all be mellowed out. Sadly nothing ever happens
>>62298580He should have done that back in April, but now’s he’s going to have to start bombing again when it was even clear to me, a retard, that Iran was still nowhere ready to negotiate all the way back when the ceasefire began
SPCE BROS ITS GOING UP
Bulls are throwing all their money in this btw
>>62298595Just got in at 7.98 and I'm strapping in for the ride bro
Bill Clinton was president the last time Micron (MU) sported this kind of relative strength index (RSI) on the charts.AlphaSpace intel: According to Yahoo Finance AlphaSpace, the RSI on memory chip play Micron currently stands at 90. It hasn’t been this high since hitting 96 on Sept. 1, 1995.
>SPCESPCE>SPCESPCE>SPCESPCE>SPCESPCE
unironically, the best way to shield yourself from this war is just to go full port into semis and memory stocks. They're too resilient
I may finally be able to afford a short session with a prostitute.
>>62298596just tried this
>>62298595How do I know when to sell this shit
>>62298596bubble won't pop until it can do everything. this is unironically bullish.
>>62298430Surely you didn't buy the no name AI stock CBRS with the obvious overpricing on IPO, right anon?
>bussyent has entered the chat
>>62298610It will either go down or go up and then down with the SpaceX IPO
>>62298595>>62298600>>62298602>>62298610well, I bought it friday on 4.9$ and sold it today for 8$.I made good profit. I refuse to be mad about more potential gains that I didn't realize. I stay zen.to years ago I probably wouldn't have sold it, rode it all up and down and made less profit with more stress.congrats on your gains and good luck
>>62298609Based, take all my money please
>>62298596
Deploy the fucking v I'm dying here
>>62298609>>62298596that sounds about right, who am I to judge. They shall have my money
Sorry normies, this is a Carbon world
>futures
NOT MAKING AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO TODAY
>>62298626>Deploy the fucking v I'm dying here>Nasdaq down 0.09%I genuinely believe thousands of people will kill themselves when the crash happens and we go down 70%.
CRDO?
>>62298638>and we go down 70%.that seems unlikely imo, but just some 20% down will already make people want to kill themselves
>>62298638>thousands of people will kill themselvesCost of doing business, chud
>>62298633vaporeon use watergun
>>62298611
>new ATH in asia session>amerimutt dogs sold on uskill trump and nitenyadog already
>>62298623Nice, I set a stop at 8.50
>>62298623I don't feel so good now
>>62298641>down 20%God please let this happen soon. I want some letfs so bad right now.I'm going to bed.
>>62298609I don't have any plans for Driday boss.
we slurping intc?
Uhhh guys are these shills and do they know something negative about stocks/options that will wreck our portfolios?>>62298566>1pbtid>mad someone sold out of their position>>62298575>1pbtid>demanding you buy AI
>>62298609Give me one good reason the market isn't open on Dhursday and Driday
>bought HIMS, GRR, and CLSK with limit orders on openI have 500 left what do I dump into?
>>62298638It's just my tqqq calls, my actual stocks are fine
>>62298596Chips and Storage can be repurposed.
>>62298661Maybe after you're done slurping cock faggot.
>>62298658I wouldn't mind a doomp, yeah. I have way too much cash I still need to put into the market, and my timeline is about 10 years since I don't want to gamble anyway, so any dump right now is just in my advantage.
>>62298666TECS lol
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62298665The Dhews have their Dabbath
finally a red day so i can boughted some schd
>>62298621My average buy on SPCE is $100. Do NOT get left holding the bag. It's a shit company that does not care about shareholders and dilutes them all the time.
>>62298661Dell is the current insider pump by the admin. Either get in on that or wait for the next one - Intel is back to being a dinosaur.
I think I might stop shorting the market, it's just too detached.
>>62298609>Dreidelday
>>62298638>down 70%Imagine the cheapies.
Why do people say there's "real money" behind AI unlike the dotcom bubble when that "real money" is from companies like Google "investing" in companies like Anthropic who then use that money to buy compute and equipment from Google, Google's "profits" are so massive because they invest billions into Anthropic who then has their valuation increase(nearly valued at $1 trillion on $20 billion revenue) as a result, that then shows up in Google's earnings as "profit" it accounted for 59% of their "profit" in their recent earnings, it accounted for more profit than the rest of their businesses combinedCircular financing and round tripping is a common theme of the AI boom, as it was during the dotcom bubble the difference is that now it's done by buying stocks and equity into companies rather than direct lending
>>62298596>using the most dogshit worthless low-parameter cheapest LLM that is provided for non-logged-in users for any query they inputwow, thats crazy.there is no bigger midwit filter than when retards compare dogshit models to the paid models. like, they literally refuse to admit that theres an order of magnitude capability difference between them.
>>62298681Nobody buying this right now gives a shit about the company it's just WSB meme pumping it banking on retards mistaking it for SPCX
>>62298617Come on Cerebras AI bros no need to be shy, how many of you bought the pico top on it.
I'm leaving the thread because I can't deal with volatility. See you all in three months when I rebalance my portfolio.
how many shares of schd do i need to fill the void in my soul bros
Should I sell my NOK? Shit looks over.
jerome pleaseor kevinpleasesomeone please
>>62298687only if you sell before the crashi started selling fridaygood thing i held arm, which i will sell today
>>62298609
>>62298691Anthropic revenue is now 100 billion or something. This is hard cash.
>>62298661genuinely probably a bad idea, i think intc will slowly bleed to 60 as the months go by and people begin to understand that fabs take years before anything happens.
What kind of brainless work are people doing if AI can replace them or multiply their efficiency?
erhm..... NOWSISTERS? what's going on? why is it running out of steam?
>>62298654so you already sold it again? >>62298655you learn from your mistakes, just don't gamble above your means.I had bought PLTR back in 2021 for around 20$. and I sold it for 8$, can you believe that?
Buddy check SPCE computer
>>62298692I've been pretty impressed by Claude Pro so far after an anon recommended it on Friday.
Have you lads been looking at capacitor manufacturers?
Should I sell AMZN now
>spce
>>62298705AI is telling me their revenue is currently $47 billion
>>62298703>sell>the market refuses to dump>you are now sitting there with all your cash>minus 25% on all your gains>so not only do you have to buy in at a higher price, you have less volume to do so, toodunno, the dump needs to be quite significant to make it worth it despite the capitals gains taxes, and I am not sure we will fall by that much
>>62298714KEKAROOOOO
>>62298710I bought July ATM calls on Zeta. The NOW train is slowing down, I rotated into the next SaaS hotness>>62298722Yes, when they last reported. Not right now.
>>62298709Fake jobs, fake economy, too many eaters.
INFQ gogogogo
>>62298530Is somebody going to tell him?
>>62298721wrong image? kek
Calls are as overpriced right now as I've ever seen them.
went to take a shit and now my portfolio is green
>>62298611I know you are joking anon but this is the answer i have been seeking and somehow kept missing. Thank you.
Woke up an hour late today and missed the bottom.
>>62298729They've never reported though as they're a private company you dumb cunt
>>62298705They are admitting the whole reason for the AI “revolution” being valued at what it is. The elimination of huge workforce costs isn’t going to happen. That the 100x. Nor 10x and not even 2x productivity gains have materialised for the early adopters. It’s over. There’s no gold in the mine. Shovels will continue being bought as the dig deeper for a while. But the jig is up.
They're short ladder attacking SPCE do not redeem it bros!!
>>62298691
>alternating between +/-0.2%
>>62298692this can happen on claude opus 4.8 too (left out friday when I tested) but yes it's pretty braindead "criticism" of LLMs
>>62298723my anal-ist says we are in the major crash zoneif there is no crash and we pump out of the zone i will buy but better safe than sorryand there will always be a retentionlook at monthly nasdaqthere was never ever a green dildo without retension
>>62298744I did not mean via an earnings call, you autistic overly literal imbecile.
>>62298711Yeah, thankfully I sold at 8.50
>nbis up 15%woah
>>62298729i bought june 140c expiring eow. a bit scared of getting heemed by theta but i will let the casino close it for me
I blinked and I missed it :(
Fucking gay war. Can we nuke Israel so they fucking stop ruining our peace deals? Or at least fucking shove Bibi in prison. He’s obviously prolonging the conflict so he doesn’t answer to his corruption charges.
>>62298674I’m all in on TECS, it pays a divvy. If they raise interest rates the divvy will go higher as well. Tick tock tech niggers
>>62298768nice bro, I am happy for you!have you got any interesting swing- or long-trades in min or in your portfolio?
>>62298776I like all of Direxions ETFs but that one is a dirty lil earner that I do enjoy slurping.>esp with all the AI shills
>>62298691People are actually buying data center hardware and compute. Chips are more expensive because supply has dramatically outstripped supply. Nvidia sell chips at like 90% margins. They actually are making absolutely insane amounts of money. The question is for how long will compute be this expensive.
y'all think the fed will do rate cuts? I'm hearing that they likely won't.
>bought defense stocks>they go down because of a warfuck this, I'm out.
>>62298732WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT $25 EOW
>>62298563What did Iran do?
>Sivers shitting the bedInto the trash it goes!
WHY IS OIL PUMPING AND MY USELESS NOT NEEDED TECH STOCKS PLUMMETING?????
>>62298709I’ve mentioned this before. If AI was so great why do shitty web browsers still exist. Surly AI would have fixed windows Edge. All that money has to be going somewhere right?
>>62298786they must cut rates or trump will lose the midterms
>green by 0.02% todayAgahahekfksoab
>>62298779No, desu I only have like $3k invested overall. You?
>>62298797trump admin knows they'll lose the midterms anyways. if they don't cut rates then inflation goes out of control.
>Quantum down across the board except for INFQ and QTEX
WAR IS RESUMING
>go to make coffee 2% green>come back 4% redoooo massa u gon make me squirt
>>62298749Please. The earnings are largely circular finance being booked as revenue! It’s a phantasm. Hence the rush to IPO and bag hold it all in the pensions and insurance funds.
why is AMD recovering???? Vera is the superior one
glad I didn't ape into IBM. Turns out the Trump shilling news was from december and only got resurfaced because of a new chips act 1b deal, which is still somewhat significant, but it's in relation to the quantum computing meme and the other people who apes in have made the stock overvalued.https://www.aol.com/finance/trump-praised-ibms-legend-ceo-191000152.html
My whole portfolio is DRAM and NBIS since last month. Making money has never been easier
>>62298808>daily PNL doubled in the last 20 minutesWorks on my machine
the magic tea chart says if NOW goes over the 200 ma, then it will blast off even harder
>>62298783AI blowing up will create generational bag holders. Big money is unloading NVDA as I type this.
>>62298786doubt it.somehow...inflation returned.
>>62298808Dis nigga brewin beans
>>62298806>WAR IS RESUMINGFor something to resume it would have had to have already started. Hitherto this was never a war, it was a few separate special combat operations. However I concur a kinetic response is justified to show the Persian people that liberation is around the corner boss.
>TXN
>OIL
>>62298765>when they last reportedThey've never reported anything ever in any way shape or form you fucking retard, the figures thrown about are hearsay you dumb nigger, neck yourself
>>62298681SPCE gaining a few billion in market cap is likely. I got burned hard on it too and even still have some shares but don't be so sore you deny reality. A two billion valuation is not out of the question. I doubt they would pull a 100 Billion valuation, even on delusional buy in's but the next two weeks are going to be a lot of fun.
>>62298818Same dude I work at a grocery store and might be able to retire from nebius holy shit.
>>62298809Can you even read you dumb chimp
>>62298835Shut up queer. Everyone and their uncle is analyzing Anthropic and openai, the revenue is there and closing in to 100 billion.
>>62298802somewhere around 8k. however about one year ago I was at a loss of 3000$ which is now around 1000$. so I am quite happy ith my recovery.I currently have around 700$ in DNUT, which I believe (hope) to be a solid swing trade.
$now bros, i think im gonna dca my ftec instead? bad or good idea?.
>>62298841>Total2Based quadratic investor
>>62298835What are you talking about you absolute retard? I literally in the post you quote said I used it as a colloquial shorthand among traders.
>>62298830This is straight out of blade runner. Not to mention every sports game is sponsored by a gambling company
>>62298844Care to show me this $100 billion revenue figure
>>62298848The volume on now looks good to send it further but obviously a 30% increase in less than a week is a lot for a stock like now
Why tf is there a service fee for buying DRAM. I’m using fidelity
>>62298853Yeah here it is: $100,000,000,000.Now go suck a dick.
>>62298718Seems like every part of the AI sector has already been pumped into the stratosphere except for the "crypto miners as data centers" angle and that's really speculative
>>62298850Yes that's right, they've never reported unlike you claimed
>>62298736:(switch the characters in your head
>>62298863If you knew anything about anything you'd know that ASICs can't be repurposed for AI compute.
^62298864This absolute 'tist is still going on about this, what's wrong with his head?
>>62298793IBM, DELL, Micron, Sandisk are all up.
>>62298530based. not selling.>>62298733tell us what? be specific.
this is the gayest price action ever, in the history of the market
>this retard coping hard with his AI bagsBro you better take profits while you still can
have faith sisters. everything will be fine.
>>62298863Given that the AI gods are admitting the very reason for it being a new economic paradigm (sacking workers for cheap agents). Isn’t. And is not going to happen. And some still try to spin the long term bull story. You will never reach them. This is what happens at the top of bubbles. Mumus get so ego wed to their bags. Nothing can stop it. It’s a matter of time. Gonna be spectacular. When though. Bubbles always stretch reality. So there could be more time. A year or two even. Whats really threatening it. It’s the macro picture and geopolitical events. That can’t be suppressed.
Shart of the deal, thanks Zion Don
>>62298788you silly dum dumyou should have bought offense stocks
>>62298835from their own announcement on their own page>Anthropic has raised $65 billion in Series H funding led by Altimeter Capital, Dragoneer, Greenoaks, and Sequoia Capital, valuing the company at $965 billion post-money.>Global enterprises across industries are deploying Claude in their core operations, and a growing number of people around the world use it for their everyday work. Since our Series G in February, adoption has continued to grow across global enterprise customers, and our run-rate revenue crossed $47 billion earlier this month. This latest funding is expected to advance our safety and interpretability research, expand compute to meet growing demand for Claude, and scale the products and partnerships our customers rely on.
>>62298888I'm not your sister tranny.
Why do I feel nothing when gambling $3000 on SPCE calls but get tingles in my arms and sick to my stomach when wanting to apporach a woman?
SPCE SISGERS EHAT IN TBE FUCK
tsmc bros, we're pumping and idk why but lfg
>>62298814Yeah the IBM valuation is literally just a quantum play basically and people don't seem to grasp that. Do you think that a brand new quantum center in Poughkeepsie Fucking Nowhere New York is going to finally get enough stable cubits for enterprise clients to start paying for Quantum Computing? Then IBM is your huckleberry. And they ARE the lead horse in the quantum race, in my opinion, they do actually have the most cubits and have performed the most impressive calculations compared to other quantum companies. They're first to market as well.But if you're looking at IBM as anything other than a quantum play, eh. What else do they have? Mainframes are a forever thing but they're the farthest thing from a growth market. The IBM pump is fully quantum backed in my opinion.
So are we just going to crab until the Don comes out and says that talks are basically 100% complete but we just have to iron out some minor details like getting the Iranians to negotiate with us?
>AI bags>Up several thousand % over the past 3 yearsSorry you missed the train, Anon.
>>62298895A bad gamble can cost you your port,A bad woman can cost you everything.
>>62298826sorry man, the 1 day SCO is resuming again after 93 days!!!
>>62298871It's about the site infrastructure, not the ASICs. You're missing the forest for the trees
>>62298609>>62298596green by driday
>>62298895I considered the gamble, but the risk reward isn't there, it has to pump another 100% till the calls are really valuable
>>62298806'Cry Havoc, and let slip the frogs of war'Anonymous - 2026
>>62298908yeah but the obvious implication here is that AI is more profitable than crypto mining... which... idk, is it?
>>62298903I vaguely recall IBM being a "cloud services" company
>SPCE has collapsed Congrats, you retards were the exit liquidity along
>>62298904Nah, Zion Don is returning to strikes, telling Israel to stop bombing Arabs is the line he won’t cross
>>62298916Also you have to take into account the lost capital of the ASICs if AI is superior. Kinda hard to sell that shit off.
im all in on hpe... +5%, but im here for the earnings.god this is obscene. literal fucking csgo case lottery, but its my life savings instead of steam pocket money. jews really did win...
>they had to halt SPCEMMs are such niggers
>>62298919SpaceX IPO is June 12. Expect people to liquidate other aerospace stocks in preparation.
>>62298925I'd wait a few more hours then sell 2/3 of that again if it's really your life savings.
>>62298760there'll be a crash for sure, my point was rather that I'd need to time the crash well enough that I still come out with an extra benefit, despite the 25% capital gains taxes, which requires some decent timing
now comes the V recovery
>>62298930SpaceX is going to cancel their IPO due to market volatility caused by WWIII boss.
>iran outright saying that there won’t even be more talks until Israel stops bombing Lebanon, something Israel would never agree to and Trump would never have the balls the do>oil is still somehow below 100Genuinely what is even the point of investing anything if the market just ignores reality?
>>62298894you should be calling him boss like you call everyone else, not tranny. because a tranny being a boss to "theFaggler" would just make sense.
>>62298913>Let slip the frogs of war!!!Let's go biz time for powerNn
>>62298895I bought the July $10 strike at 1.88Only one though
Rpd bros, we going back to $10 this week?
>>62298691I don't understand why you guys keep zeroing in on figures that can be manipulated.Where is the new theory of general of relativity?The compound that cures cancer>The chip architecture that 20xs iterations per second?The working housewide wireless power system?The robotic hand design that actually works?The overlooked SETI data that looks like ayys?Nowhere.Companies have the equivalent of 100k stacks of the bots you and I pay $20 a month for.And not one revolutionary discovery or break through to show for it.Just some meme bullshit about protein folding (which isn't actually even AI and predates LLMs). IT HAS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE GPT 3nothing but porn, saaaaaar tier code, and spam email/news articles to show for it.
>>62298881MU is over $1000 as we speak.
>INFQ
>>62298939Bet on oil reserves going to 0 and you might be on to something here.
>>62298938I unironically value your opinions, but how many tacos have we already seen
GRRR FINNA PUMP Y'ALL
>>62298939Oil is no longer a relevant part of the global economy now that we have AI. Neither is food.
>>62298930SPCE is a full blown shitco meme thoughbeit. I'm surprised the meme pump lasted this long.
>>62298940You should be tonguing black tranny anus because you're a faggot and it would just make sense.
>SoftBank Group SFTBY has officially dethroned Toyota Motor to become Japan’s most valuable public company, a milestone last achieved briefly during the Internet bubble of 2000
>>62298893I already said they claim $47 billion, a far cry from the $100 billion others here claimed and not independently verified, it's also revenue and not profit
>>62298954Those weren't Trump chickening out, those were giving diplomacy a chance, now that we've seen talk gets no action, it's time for a kinetic response boss.
INFQ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62298948>after the stock split
>lower my limit order to the absolute lowest credit I'm willing to receive on a spread>1 lot out of 40 fills just to mock me
>>62298966>it was actually about the 100b figure rather than the "never disclosed" bit
I just bought $20K of this CEO's company right now and i started snooping at his linkedin3rd means he's connected to a connection of my connection right lmao
>>62298947because we're still early? instead of bitching so much go use transformerlens on an open model and contribute something new to the field
Is this the last quantum pump before the end?
I've invested in tickers you people wouldn't believeCutting edge pre-revenue graphene technologies, ablaze with the fiery passion of a former blonde bimbo porn star turned CEO.French glass makers for aeroplanes, facing imminent bankruptcy.A failed space voyager enterprise that sounds somewhat similar to a rocket company that is about to IPO.All these gains, lost to the P/L. Like, niggers in the night.Time to liquidate.
>>62298939>negotiating>don't care about thing Y>care a lot about thing X>say publicity that you care about thing Y>give up Y in negotiations, get thing X in returnit's so obvious
I'd like to the thank the AI imbeciles for giving me the opportunity to build a large position in ADBE at dirt cheap prices.
>>62298970I'm not trying to make any political statement here, just saying it'll deflate like it already had several times
>>62298979No he is Jonathan Goodman IIISon of Jonathan Goodman the lesserSon of Jonathan Goodman the elder.
Speaking of bubbles. It seems $PUSSY can’t catch a bid these days. Kek.
>>62298979>goodman>that sleazesmileYou just know this jew got all the good connections. Excellent choice anon. I’ve been looking into constellation energy purely because they got one of the most Jewish looking boards and directors I’ve seen lmao
>>62298947LLMs have created new mathematical proofs.The AI porn industry is a big deal. Same for AI companions.The upcoming 10t models (Grok, Claude, presumably ChatGPT) are excellent for cybersecurity.Ecommerce is booming again thanks to AI.Humanoid robots are making big leaps that companies like Boston Dynamics couldn't achieve because of VLA models (dependent on LLMs).Everyone and their aunt having an AI subscription is a big deal too.AI for virtual reality has also taken off. Things like hand, face, body, and positional tracking are essential for VR and AR applications. A big bottleneck that isn't purely an optics or ergonomics issue.I think there is overvaluation at play here, obviously, but the idea that this isn't transformative technology is an overly bearish position. There is a lot to be excited about. Keep in mind today is the worst AI will ever be.
>>62298992You’re arguing with the thickest poster on biz
>#OOTT | Probability Of Ceasefire Between Iran, US Ending Is High If Attacks On Lebanon Do Not Stop – RTRS Citing Iran's State TV>oil dumpsAlgos 100% misread this.
>>62298947>saaaaaar tier codeUnfortunately the code actually works really well. The art AI makes is dogshit and easily identified and hated by zoomers. AI's ability to generate information, research, etc is full of hallucination and general fuckups. It's not liked and for good reason, AI is deeply flawed and failing to deliver on its promises.BUT the code fucking works. Claude is actually genuinely better than an entry level CS grad, not just an Indian, a real American one with real credentials. It can generate code competently and instantly, and requires way less tardwranglers than you'd think - as long as you prompt it method-by-method (rather than having it generate the whole thing at once), it's very capable. AI software fuckups are almost always the result of people using it wrong and trying to "magically" have it generate a whole website or whatever at once. This inevitably leads to some big security risk somewhere, a gay memory leak, it pulls in an unsafe dependency, whatever. But if you're not retarded you make it generate the code piece-by-piece and review it as you go and then it never fucks up at smaller scale tasks and your productivity is incredible. It can do grunt shit like test buckets flawlessly if you're not retarded. Saves fucking weeks, because you'd used to have to sic an intern on those tasks and wait for them to do it by hand. My opinion is that AI is going to replace exactly ONE job and that's code monkeys. Thats the one job that AI is actually going to replace. My fucking job, specifically. This is good news for tech companies by the way because they'll accomplish more work with significantly fewer employees. A handful of software architects whipping Claude.
>>62298992>implying things will be the same this time.חחחחח
>>62299001it wasn't arguing, but alas
>>62298999Transformative technology and tech bubble are not mutually exclusive. The tech will live on sure. But there’s a bonfire of capital happening and a transfer of baggage the world hasn’t witnessed before coming. Just time it. Dont get nuked.
>>62299003the code works but the codebases are terrible and horribly organized, leading to unnecessary bloat, duplicate functions all over the place and other shitty practices that can undermine any efficiency gained within a single function or code block
>>62298954>taco>no taco>taco>no tacoFrom and Iranian Mullah's perspective, how many of them do you think actually believe there is any real prospect of the USA respecting a deal when they give up the nukes.I think they probably know how its gunna go down once they either give up the nukes or stall long enough for us to scale production. They're just delaying the inevitable.
>>62298979He's 3rd for me too. He has 500+ connections, so he just sends them to everyone, which also includes another connection spammer and so on.
>>62299007Keep talking to him. You’ll soon be. The gobbler is a black hole of reason and thought.
>>62298987KEK
>sell puts on IBM>use proceeds to buy calls on IBMcome on donald
INFQ target price?
>>62299013Their strategy is economic attrition. The longer it lasts the better. The longer it lasts as a job shooting war. The better still. They want this on and off. They need to string this out to make achieve their strategic goals for the war. Washington? They’re playing connect 4
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>AAOIfuckingGODS
AI shills are fucking patheticyou're shilling for your own replacement
>>62298916>AI is more profitable than crypto mining... which... idk, is it?The market is starting to believe that it is>lost capital of the ASICsThe thesis here is that the site/power is the much more valuable asset. ASICs depreciate quickly anyhow. And a site wouldn't have to 100% convert to AI only necessarily. But it's very speculative, obviously
>>62299003>as long as you prompt it method-by-method (rather than having it generate the whole thing at once), it's very capableOne thing I am super glad about is having consulted the goonsages on /g/ in the past for ai and testing the limits.the>you're not prompting rightis THE go to cope for exagerating the state of the technology, and has been since 3.
USAAAAAAAAAARS WE THE WINNING.
>>62299039I'd like to see an LLM post the n word all day on 4chan
>>62299044The only thing faggots on /g/ care about in terms of AI is writing quality, for ERPing purposes. They aren't serious people. Actually they are, but not in a direction that's relevant to what you're trying to convey.
>>62299062I panican'd at 29.96 because I have ptsd from SBSW
>>62299012Well yes, you're right but I reiterate that this style of vibecodeslop is basically user error. The morons who generate these codebases have generally allowed Claude to architect the entire thing from the ground-up. That's vibe coders - "hey, make me an app" and it kind of works but of course you now have an unmaintainable code base that's going to be full of bad practices and it's also practically a black box (because you don't understand it). You have giant technical debt and no means to really fix it without a competent professional going over the whole thing with a fine tooth comb and bailing you out. And that's fucked up, which is why you see AI startups getting repeatedly buckbroken when they launch a vibe coded app that nobody in their company actually understands. However, it works well if you approach it differently. If you're a Software Architect you should still start by designing your software by hand, architecting all the methods etc, and then have Claude implement individual components piecemeal. "I need a method that takes this input and gives you this output" "now I need test cases for that method" and you can avoid the retarded shit because you've given Claude strict constraints and you're personally keeping an eye on the big picture to avoid all the ugliness and general retardation it would otherwise add. And then it's great, when you constrain it to small scale individual methods it actually is an very useful tool. It really used to be that a junior dev would take a week to implement test cases for some feature. That was One Sprint for Jerry the new hire. But now Jerry can generate that test bucket instantly and give it a cursory code review to make sure it's not retarded. That takes Jerry a mere fraction of a work day. See what I mean? If used right it's actually good. I kind of viscerally dislike AI but I really think it's going to be big for coding.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I MISSED THE QUANTM BOTTOM
Thoughts on HIVE and HPE
>>62299084Telling Claude what software stack I'm trying to build helps a lot. I'll usually preface a coding session by writing out a full document detailing exactly what I'm trying to achieve and what components I want to build with."HTML, CSS, JS, single file, Deno runtime, single-file sqlite database, use functions liberally with clean separation, ThreeJS and WebXR, I'm using X and Y models and assets that I have in Z directory. Here is my project file structure (list "tree" command)."Basically you just need to know what you're fucking talking about and what you want to build. Many can't seem to do this.
>>62299121Nerd
>>62299108"LEBANESE OFFICIAL TOLD U.S. THAT HEZBOLLAH READY FOR FULL CEASEFIRE WITH ISRAEL - AXIOS"
>>62299128bottom signal
