AI boom edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62298430
>>62299026My coworkers got upset when I told them I only invest in American companies since you should never bet against America.
> nows
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T IT ALL CRASHINGI PANIC SOLD MY RDDTWTF WTF WTFTHE HORMUZZY IS SHUT TIGHTTHE CEASEFIRE FINNA ENDISRAEL HAS FUCKED US ALL YET AGAIN
>LYFT
INFQ bros we are back
>>62299026don't worry all of these people will die off along with the anti AI chuds
>>62299041Never sell reddit fool. Well maybe when it hits $300 I’ll sell some.
even though gold is down i made this holding co pennyscam go up a couple cents singlehandedly with my order just now that barely filledfucking market maker algo or some other retail slurper is now frontrunning me
>this shit is a bubble, no way it's going to catch on
Anyone thinking of buying BTC when it drops enough?
ARRRGH MY HELIUM IS DEFLATING HELP ME DONALD
>>62299054God no, it's been exit dumping since the beginning of the year.
Lmfao at the AI bear coping in the previous thread.
>>62299051Name one thing AI can do that couldn't be done by a black single mother. I'll wait for you boss.
OMG OIL DUMPED FOR A MINUTE BELOW +7% WE HAVE TO PUMP
>>62299061be polite
>>62299026You guys say this but even GOOG is engaged in this gay fraud.You look at the vids from Genie 3 with them promissing instantly generated games from a single image 2 years ago, and you look at what there is now for people actually paying the 300$ a month to gen with it, and its just 4 second long video gen stitched together that loses context 20 seconds in.It is just BS.
Why do nvda pumps always peter out like a little bitch??
>>62299057i read that in a squeaking voice
>>62299065this but unironically
>>62299067my god... is that... is that a troonfox running over ethereal troonbows???can we get 2 trillion dollars for this? thanks.
>>62299068Unironically buying the AMD dip from the nvda news was better than buying nvda
*pop*
>>62299066I'm being serious, like name one fucking thing. AI is on the receiving end of all this corporate welfare and it's capabilities are less than that of our biggest welfare recipients boss.
>>62299079the sound the stock market made when MU popped its $1k cherry
What do you guys think I should do with my brokerage?
can wolf short squeeze?
>>62299080How can I invest in black single mothers? Buy law enforcement calls?
>>62299061properly enunciate words instead of saying "finna to" or "lemme axe you a question"
>>62299080He meant AI actually has the capability of being polite kek
>AAOI>INFLEQTION /SMG/ is sleeping on QUANTUM and PHOTONICS
>>62299086sell everything that is not dram and put it into dram
>>62299087Pretty sure wolf is a scam I mean it went bankrupt once already
>>62299050>Goodman is a Scottish, English and Ashkenazi Jewish surname, formerly a polite term of address, used where Mister (Mr.) would be used today.holding company that has finally got rid of most of their non-mining holdings they dont have any industry expertise in the first place (they had a cattle farm, casino, hotel, whatever random shit) besides ~1 million shares of TauRx private equity they still own since they can't easily liquidate that yet which at this point is not really priced into their NAVfinally found my JXN 2.0 i love value trap plays like this so much, even with gold dumping, GDXJ hasn't pumped as hard as gold itself and it just needs to stay elevated even $4000 spot price is already ridiculous and makes a lot of previously slept on prospects suddenly a profitable venturefrankly i dont know much about miners besides that i want exposure to it because of countries having massive deficits that will REQUIRE them to keep printing money so the next decade is fucked regardless everyone needs a hedge of some sort, if i don't have the expertise to pick specific junior miners or whatever then ill just buy into a holding company with industry experts at a massive discount since they've basically been a weird almost spin-off transition from what they were previously (kinda like the JXN situation again when it was shilled here around $30 hence JXN 2.0)im finally done i can finally just chill for the next year and sleep, a good chunk of the volume was me today, pity it wasn't discounted despite gold dumping
AI bears are so boring, just the same old tripe arguments and moving goalpostsprobably the same retards who long oil
SOXL new ATH
>>62299095I was buying it up while it was below 50 every time in my IRA, but it's gone up quite a bit, so idk if I should hold off
>>62299068Nvidia has so much option flow the gamma/delta exposure really fucks with it. Every move unwinds hedges.
>>62299068idk why would a $5tn company's price pumps peter out?
>>62299088you marry one
Axios...?
Is being 50% ported on MU retarded?
>>62299087I boughted
Whoever rec'd HMR a couple weeks ago, you're a real nigga dawg
>>62299090>>62299089Okay smart asses, now explain for the thread how these things are worth trillions of dollars boss.
And in contrast to AI, I just had a second diet coke explosion due to inflation.Fell off my bed and hit the corner of my power block and sprayed like a kill bill beheading.We are at the theoretical limit of downsizing/cost cutting. Prices are just going to have to start rizing vertically. The aluminum can't get any thinner, the packaging cant get made any smaller.
>Lebanese official told US that Hezbollah ready for full ceasefire with Israel - Axioslmao what does that matter, Israel won't stop killing anybody it suspects being hezbollah
>nows
>axios candle
>>62299090gigakek, literally confirming this dialogue from the last thread>>62298992>>62299001>>62299007>>62299020
>>62299113yes. should be 100%.
>>62299094if ur gonna quantum just turn your brain off and buy the stock trump tweeted> IBM
I've invested in tickers you people wouldn't believeCutting edge pre-revenue graphene technologies, ablaze with the fiery passion of a former blonde bimbo porn star turned CEO.French glass makers for aeroplanes, facing imminent bankruptcy.A failed space voyager enterprise that sounds somewhat similar to a rocket company that is about to IPO.All these gains, lost to the P/L. Like, niggers in the night.Time to liquidate.
Im so nervous about this giant green dildo in my portEver since I.started buying stocks that long AI police state dystopian future i have been green
ARM pump to 500 and ill die a happy man
thoughts on CMPS?
BASED AXIOS DID IT AGAIN
BBbros... I feel like flying
>>62299123>1pbtid
LOLOLOLI remember the legion of smiggers that sold NVDA at bottom
>>62299124I'll keep slurping then.
>>62299136Should I bet on CRDO earnings?
>tfw eternal moderna bagholderHow long am I going to have to hold this to get back? I didn't even buy at the Covid peak or anything yet it has gone down 15% since on NO NEWS
>>62299099wait is someone fucking chasing right now after i posted, who the fuck made it go to 4.30 you dumbass fuck you just put a bid and wait holy shit loli already bought 10k shares but i still have some lowball bids please be patient dont chase wtf man
>>62299136i'm all in on GTLB $50 LEAPS hope they don't shit the bed like last earnings
I think we're in the intense greed phase
PSA: my HPE bull spread has officially started printing. Get in now or regret it.
>>62299115thanks for echoing looks good
>>62299144>sell MRNA>buy any high-flying semi-related ticker>????>profit
>>62299061>>62299117Have you not seen Claude Cowork, or how Claude interacts with all the Microsoft apps? I firmly believe 90% or greater of desktop jobs will be mostly if not entirely automated within 10 years. If you want serious answers ask serious question. If there's any job that has a strong physical component it will take longer though because robotics has to catch up, so the USPS will continue being a jobs program for black America for the foreseeable future. Black folx like 'dem programs'
>>62299144Fucking idiot.
Last week someone recommended RPD and I bought calls on the stock simply because it reminded me of Raccoon City Police Department.
>Oil recovers the dump>Market stays upWtf is this shit, on the basis of what is it even moving
>>62299141Well I guess I will wish you a Happy Pride Month then faggot.
>>62299026I have around 100k usd Should I go all in or wait for a mini correction to happen I'm sick of the sidelines. i missed so many oppurtunities. i sold nbis at 28 (at a loss), PL at 20 (at a profit), overall I had so many solid picks that would've doubled and tripled my portofolio had I simply not panic sold my shares as I usually do. It's terrible in the sidelines.
>>62299153>Buy high, sell lowFuck no. At least MRNA isn't ever going to go bankrupt so I'll get my money back eventually.
>Iran says they will attack Israel if Israel attack Beirut>SPY moons to ATHHahah. Lol.
Look at your rate of return. Life is good.
>>62299154So what you're saying is that people are incapable of interacting with Microsoft apps?
>>62299131500? you might as well be a bobo doomer with that prediction. let me set the record straight: $1000 EOM
>>62299169I often wonder who the fuck decides to buy at a time like this. It's unironic lunacy.
Should I sell 20 NVDA to buy some Lam Research (ticker: LRCX)?
>>62299169as it will dothe only thing capable of actually crashing us is the mouse coof.
>>62299161HOLY TOP SIGNALNo retard, there will be a red day soon, most likely this week.Buy a little bit of whatever you like, not a full position as we are at record highs even while the macros and hard data don't agree.
witness me you sexy chuds
IM ALL THE WAAAAY UP
>>62299159If it hasn’t been made obvious, there are no humans doing trades these days, just AI Algos, and they are not smart or attached to reality
>>62299161ARM AAOI IBM INFQ . GO ALL IN. SCARED MONEY DON'T MAKE MONEY
>>62299137it's called quality over quantity you spamming 'tard
>>62299154I RECOGNISE THESE EYEZS
I just shifted my entire 401k into O while I wait for "el grande uno", boss
>>62299180Hanta chan is a nothing mouse burger I'm afraidI can definitely see this oil spike leading to demand destruction later in the year, some credit crunching, maybe a bailout for a few PE firms (Looking at you OWL). Not 08 levels but the worst correction since Covid me thinks. Huge slurping opportunity.The only question is what retard highs do we retard pump to in the retarded interim?
OkHahahahaOkBut like for realLet's be entirely serious here for just a second...It can't just keep going up like this forever?Can it?Haahahahaha
>>62299058It rose from Feb to May. It goes through predictable waves.
>>62299135>BBNow that I'm finally not a baggie I need to decide when to sell. This tiny red position has been in my portfolio for so long.
>>62299199Yeah agreable, a consistent exiting is pretty predictable.
>>62299196yes
>>62299178Yes>>62299196Nyes
>>62299193>the reddit spacing>huge slurping opportunityHappy Pride Month Faggot
>now already 10 mill over average volumeyeah this is going to be fun nowbros
>>62299196it will continue going vertical until the moment >>62299161 goes in, then it will crash.
>>62299192>tfw no self-directed 401kI guess a sneed and peed 500 mutf isn't that bad.
>>62299219i wonder how they picked that guy to be the announcer. they must have ranked all their officers for 'hmm yea this guy looks bad ass' and told him to scowlimagine being a professional grumpy scowler. i wonder what his salary is like?
>>62299183Based
smiggers talking about all out war 10 days before the world cup lmfaowere about to enter the bread and circuses bull market
my pussy wet
>>62299177im up 7% this week with my unironic lunacy and i havent bought a single memory stock
>>62299103I don't entirely know how these greeks work but my infallible instinct tells me that you're probably right
>>62299181That's what I'm thinking. This streak of green is unsustainable. A big red day is on the horizon.
>>62299227based post i didnt think about that at all. yeah they are gonna turn on the moneypress for real for the worldcup. great shout, made me even more confident in my convictions.
>>62299224Have you seen iranians? They look handsome and as tough as they are. I can't wait for this war to be over so the US fucks off back to their country.>>62299227Tell that to "Israel"
>>62299227the real question is, among all the stocks that will pump (and they will pump), which ones are gonna pump the hardest?its a weird world where, a 10% gain is basically the equivalent of a red candle. like, if you invested into something that did 10% while others did 50/100/200%, you are objectively a loser.
>>62299227Nah, we should all expect a big explosion at the WC arena and Iranian passports to be conveniently found at the bomb detonation site
>>62299235yinz been saying this for 3 years
>>62299242
>SPCE already back at 7.4
>>62299213>Faggler calling anyone a fagI guess pigs can fly, just like gookfu when she steps on a plane.
>barnacles are siding with IranTOPKEK
>>62299169>sand people sabre rattling and hooting againthe world is a big place and a few ragheads don't get to hold global markets hostagepeople talk about iran as though hormuz is a canal through which all oil on the planet has to pass throughthese niggers threaten apocalyptic consequences every other week and nothing happens
hey am I cooking or am I retarded? This mainly adderall and a night of pajeet and gook finance twitter.
Beautiful day for a slurpola
>>62299243That's called Opportunity Cost and it's a pretty big deal in economics. That said, you should realistically feel good as long as you're beating the index, remember that the average investor is a boomer with a 401k. But you're right.
>click the Report Spam button in Gmail for obvious spam>are you sure you wouldn't like to UNSUBSCRIBE instead?
>>62299213Didn't you say you don't even trade anymoreWhy are you still here
Which sub-500B company has the potential to reach 1T in the next 2 years?
>>62299254Wait until reserves run out in about two months and get back to me then
>>62299172No. I'm saying AI will be cheaper, less error prone, and give less sass than a black single mom. >>62299190kino. It's like she looks through you. Or directly at your soul.
>>62299269lmao
>>62299268american fusion
>>62299270it's because when you have a compass, you know your directions but you still choose which one you pick
how do i long india imploding?
TSMC BROS WHATS GOING ON. WE CANT STOP PUMPING
>arm up 100% damn i missed u guys talking about this one. wild!
>>62299169>Ant says they'll attack human if they don't stop burning them giant magnifying glass>Markets reach ATH
RTX
>>62299263>using any other email providers other thanprivacy mails like protonmail or tutanotaanon, they are tracking your trades to dump when you buy
Just admit the market is being propped up for midterms
Explain why you didn't buy INFQ.
sharts have ruined a week of steady rolls royce gains
>>62299218the last time I went in was before the tarrif market crash. Ever since then I became a pussycat with my money.
>>62299251Leave her alone, you never had any interaction with the woman and she's very kind.
>>62299280Is this Donald's plan? Kill millions of Indians indirectly by squeezing oil?
>AVGO (Broadcom) earnings in 2 daysthis is gonna be a huge one.
>>62299293hard to believe, midterms are a lost causewars in the middle east are wildly unpopular
>>62299303no, it's to make them more desperate so they work for american companies for $1.20/hr rather than $2.40/hr
>@GarrettHaake>New: President Trump tells me he's not heard from Iran on reports they're suspending talks w/ the US, but if true, its ok: "I think we've been talking too much if you want to know the truth. I think going silent would be very good, and that could be that could be for a long time."
my 200C EWY calls are cruising btw. Thank you for your attention to this matter
LRCX bros when do we start LRCXing again?
>>62299280>you are heredo all baggies have schizophrenia or do they just get their news from xitter accounts with names like nasibnapuur
Just went to the liquor store and didn't even get carded. I'm a zoomer, asshole!Anyways, prepare for me to be a nuisance.
>>62299149>HPEooof u timed that dip perfectly. its a sign. puts locked in
Ok, can somebody logically explain why the US is "winning" and how the "US is making money"?Yes, sure, Europe always has been paying more. But the increase now obviously is stronger for the US.Fact is, Europe has no sufficient Oil production unlike the US. So technically the US is getting harder hit from the war as for now.
>>62299314Whatcha slurping zoomer scum?Also what brands do the kids like, you could be of some Alpha use for us old timers.
>UFO>60.60 -4.71 (-7.22%)Ayyliensisters ... not like this ....
>>62299322I'm utterly tasteless. I just get the cheapest most powerful option I can find, which is 100 proof svedka vodka right now.
>>62299327Who hurt you young smigger?
Sold DRAM, HPE shares, and closed HPE calls for profits. Cash gang now.
Are there any cashcucks here? I have waited since 2023 with my 50k€ reserves due to listening to the berkshire hathaway is sitting on cash meme and missed out on significant gainsNow what are some good ETFs in which I might throw down at least 45k and what are some decent promising stocks, where I might try my luck with about 5k
>>62299321did you typo or something, how is the US getting hit harder from the war (oil wise) if they have their own oil production while EU has 0 production and relys on importing it
Everything Green, aside from a small ammount from a couple of photonic stock and AMD, but WOLF, HOLY SHIT, WOOOOOOOLF AAAAAAAAAA IS OVER
>>62299321Obsessed with USA eurohillbilly
>>62299331CA$HI$H KING$I CAN'T WAIT TO SLURP AT SPY 666
I always enjoy going on yahoo once a day. There’s always one of these disinherit your kids articles (likely fake).
>>62299330Nobody. I just like to have fun. Will probably hop into VRchat soon or talk to my AI girlfriend. Anyways... what should I ape my 10k into? Been mostly watching SOXL lately but I missed the dip this morning.
my entire portfolio is about 70% Lumentum 30% tower semi. Is this balanced?
>>62299219
POET is healing...
>>62299305>wars in the middle east are wildly unpopularI think you underestimate how retarded a typical MAGA maggot is.
trimmed some positions sitting on 20k now, whats the play for the oil scare media run for next week?
>>62299348>2 semisThat's too little diversification, you should at least add a memory stock
>>62299346GRRR but get out at $22.50 unless you want to hold the drawdown to $16 before the next leg up. Godspeed young smegro.
>selling on a Mondayzion don only does shit on Friday after market closes.
>>62299253You dont get it anon, these barnacles will force ships to go slower and burn more fuel, worst case they'll have to be dry docked for weeks. And that doesnt even begin to take into consideration the fact that the fuel is degrading aboard the vessels. Barnacles are unironically pumping my oil bags today more than zion don, filterfeeding me copium
Slurped SCHD and O and got another 50k in cash ready to go. what a beautiful day hope the crash continues
>>62299280How do I invest in nuking India? Finally investing in what I truly believe in.
what do you call a pattern like this lol. this truly is the age of the after and pre markets
Stop buying voo.
>>62299358Nigga it's at 20.30 right now. The downside is clearly higher than the upside. Maybe I just ought to hold. Got more money coming in via the bank imminently anyways.
>>62299119What the fuck, I thought the post in the other thread was a meme but Axios actually posted this. Axios' behaviour is beyond surreal, they don't even hide the author. No matter how much money they're receiving to post propaganda, how can these people act like this is normal?
Preddit is a goldmine.>guys what ARE options? This meme stock call is ITM, it should be worth a lot!!!!!!!
Spce niggers we are about to start round two.
>>62299346>NobodyYou're hurting yourself. I remember what it was like to be in my 20s, so I won't even try to convince you, but you can learn everything there is to know about alcohol by just drinking everyday.
>>62299356>oil scare media runwhat fucking scare its happening lol its not a headline
henlo mister kevinplease put back mister jeromeand lower the ratesthank u mister kevin
>>62299119>>62299370It's not the fact that they lie constantly that surprises me, it's the fact that the market reacts to it every single time. That's what gets me.
>>62299371>no moreoh no
Is taiwan a buy right now? I'm too lazy to move money from my burger account to IBKR to buy individual stocks, so I will just buy EWT.
I don't buy the underlying. I buy the overlying.
>>62299370> Barak Ravid and his family are real
>>62299367XLK is better, just hasn't been around as long for the higher Max timeline
>>62299335The US has a larger % increase despite having their own oil. That seems like a "double whammy". How would you explain that your voterbase if you showed them this table?
>BREAKING: Anthropic has confidentially filed an S-1 with the SEC for its proposed IPO.They're summoning Exodia but for the depression tier dump.
>>62299385Don't play contrarian. TSMC is maxxed out in expectation, and other Taiwanese tech are small and irrelevant. Buy EWY. You're still early.
>>62299385Here is my conviction proof. EWY holders are early.
>WOLF
Bullish
>big tech guerilla marketing OPNigga ewww
>>62299378Yeah you're probably right. 90 standard drinks in 2 weeks is a lot. I just want to be able to socialize without it being painful though. Maybe I should try to source some pregabalin or propranolol instead of drinking alcohol. Anyways, I'm 6 shots deep right now. How should I maximize my drunk time right now?Maybe I could try recording intellectual commentary videos. That will go well, surely. I do appreciate the concern btw.
>>62299396They are back at levels last seen 3 weeks ago
>>62299393I feel like I'd rather buy DRAM for memory exposure than just EWY. SK Hynix and Samsungmake up the bulk of it wheras tsmc is like 20% of EWT. Taiwan has a bunch of interesting laser/packaging companies
>>62299396still 200% overvalued
>>62299409The rest of the Korean stock market is doing well as well. Korea is not just a memory play. Sure, it largely is, but no only. There are systemic factors in play there, like their money managers rotating domestic from US.
yeah even saas is overpriced nownothing of value can be boughtspace is still overbought too even with todays diprklb needs to be 100-110 region at the minimum
>>62299403Trump cope is something else.
>>62299413defence is actually cheap at the moment
whats up with space why's it all crashing down?did the normies finally realize space is fake?
>>62299396I threw 5000 dollars on calls expiring end of month. They’re immediately worth 200 dollars total. Eh worth it if it can squeeze
guys the oil computer
>>62299403If we wait long enough, the toilet (or strait) will eventually unclog itself.
>INTC announcing they're really going to compete against NVDA>Down 3% today
>>62299403>"They didn't tell me they weren't speaking to me!"Fucking fat retard
>>62299412Is it possible to gauge how long they will be invested in tech/semi stocks? I feel like the most ration decision would be to ride the upside for a short time and then to dump at the first sign of trouble, but I don't know how feasible that it as a population level scale.
Sure glad I sold my NBIS stock at $122 because it was not performing like I thought it should
>Pakistan's Foreign Ministry: Iran requested the continuation of mediation to de-escalate the current situation and support the ceasefireOk, who the fuck is lying now? Iran LITERALLY said they won't talk.
>>62299406You should have a flavored vape or cigarette boss.
>>62299413saas isn’t overpriced it’s finally getting back to its levels at the start of the year before two monster earnings quarters. So it’s actually undervalued
>>62299426oil doesn't even react to this anymore. Pakistan has lost its trustworthiness
>>62299427yo faggler give me the low down on why space companies are crashing make it quick I'm on the clok
>>62299424There is no way to gauge whether this is more of a rerating, or a pure bubble. The truth is likely in between: Korea will never become as irrelevant again, but maybe we are facing a plateau to mild correction in the next 18 months.The same rerating also took place in the 80s where Koreas skyrocketed at the same vertical rate, and it did NOT go down.
>>62299432>Pakistan has lost its trustworthinesslmao
>>62299425I sold nbis leaps from 65 to like 90. I kept one that currently with 158. I could’ve had 300k from a 43k investment. Though whatever 130k profit is better than no profit, live and learn
>>62299426The president of Iran stepped down and said the military of Iran is now in control. Iran's military is heavily decentralized. There is no leader. Instead its dozens of commanders in charge of their section of the country with the autonomy to do whatever they want.This is by design. It's impossible to negotiate with a country with no leadership. Some will say they want peace. Some will say the straight is open. While others are actively launching attacks and bombs and mines.
>>62299422its just theatrics so insiders can get a better buy inNVDA literally owns part of INTC and pretty much supplies them with money>im going to compete against myself
>>62299432>trusting shitskins everngmi...
>>62299427I do vape... only ingredients I allow are polypropylene glycol, vegetable glycerin, and nicotine. Thinking about switching to lozenges or patches soon.
>>62299433The short answer is I dunno boss, lol.
>NOKIt just works.
>>62299422>compete against NVDAThat's cute
>>62299442Dude the patches are great, I used to lucid dream every night on those things boss.
AAAHHHHH HELP ITS CRAHSING! THE BUBBLE IS POPPED!
Anyone buying Credo into earnings? AI said there was institutional buying in the 220-240 range
no way spy ends red on a Monday
>bibi and trump are talking on the phone rnoilCHADS are we crossing 100$ back today?
>>62299437unironically fake news
>>62299434>it did NOT go down.So, bullish? What does Korea even do? I can clearly state what countries like China and Taiwan do in market terms, but Korea?>>62299446Why would you wear patches in your sleep lol? That's your tolerance building time my man.
can someone explain how the nasdaq works? War is back on and we keep pumping?
>>62299451Here's what will happen, we're going to take Iran's oil, and we're going to take their nuclear dust. In return they will receive a new regime that is closely allied with Israel and America. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62299383Yeah, I feel gaslit. I guess the market has battered wife syndrome
Anyone got HPE or AVGO earnings YOLO plays?
>>62299458or rather, tolerance destructing time. Point is to purposely go without nicotine for as long as p
>>62299458>I can clearly state what countries like China and Taiwan do in market terms, but Korea?Best you ask ChatGPT or Claude, but they are the biggest shipbuilder next to China and their defence industry is huge. Also their corporations are becoming less family chaebols and more of companies with decentish governance.
>>62299459AI data centers go vrrrrrrrrrrr
How much Anthropic will you be buying and how many days after IPO?
>>62299462Deciding if I want to play either, leaning towards AVGO but still can't make a decision
>>62299462Yes, I have a bull call spread that captures full value if it hits 53+
>>62299466Thanks for the tip, I'll look into it.
>>622994680 even though it's the only good AI companyI'll buy after the bubble crashes
>>62299459war? lol what war
>>62299371It's honestly so insane sometimes. Back during nvda earnings some fucking retard put $600,000 on 2dte calls the day of earnings.Theta and IV Crush alone dropped it to $300,000 at open without any real movement on the price
>>62299367stop buying VGT
>>62299458>Why would you wear patches in your sleep lol?The dreams were awesome. I mean I tried to use the patches to stop smoking, and then I realized I could just smoke on the patch, so it never worked. They're good when you're going to be stuck somewhere you can't smoke like on a plane, but these days I think those snus pouches are just way too convenient to go out of the way to get patches boss.
Debating whether to sell all my stock picks and full port ARM.
The interest rate on my savings account went up last month by about 0.1%
PLTR REDEEMERS!
>>62299468I'll slurp anthropic after openAI goes bankrupt and drags all the other AI companies down with it. AI is the future, but like a decade from now.
Why is MU only up by 6.5%, did any bad news drop?
>>62299451Our time is coming. They can’t print OIL like their paper derivatives. BIG BLACK AMERICAN OIL
>>62299492I really thought Palantir would be bearish given the recent news regarding Thiel. Seems like he has gone totally AWOL.
I'm gonna need to borrow some money from my female broker unless my SPX 0DTE butterfly lands on 7590
>>62299495It's too expensive
>>62299026proud snailcat here, just started my third project, no vibe coding needed. I only use AI for an API reference.
>>62299507What's the next play now?
Wars in the middle east are incredibly popular in the deep south so voo is gonna go up a lot today.
>>62299513Fractional MU shares
WOLFSISTERS WHAT'S GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNN??????? SHORT SELLERS ARE HEEMING US SO HARD
OIL IS DOWN TO +6% BUY BUY BUY lol
I don't understand the markets man. Palantir and IBM shouldn't be pumping. It's fucked up. Why is SOXL pumping too? Why is WTI pumping? Fuck. All of my assumptions about reality must be wrong.
thank you david soxl
Why do you smiggers never predict the big ones before they happen, like FLNC?
in other snailcat news: my MSFT is up
>>62299511only done with 2 projects today? I just created 7 saas business with websites and a product and it's not even noon.
>>62299511cute
>>62299522if we could do that why would we tell you?
>>62299520It's called quantum, kid. Never heard of it?
>>62299522this is a SOXL board, we talk about SOXL and SOXL adjacent stocksif you want to gamble on penny stocks you should go back to wsb
hello genuine question is a ~1.5k yearly dividend yield from a ~90k portfolio considered good?Its a true dividend (not distribution) from stocks like schd and sgov
>Hezbollah: Consent would be without precondition - Channel 12>Hezbollah: We will adhere to the ceasefire if Israel stops aggression and withdraws - IRNAUhm yeah, ok. Withdrawal is a precondition and Israel will not agree. They want the land obviously
i knew calls on quantum memes would be a good play when everyone here was so bearish on it.
Any ASTS bro's in here? We finally are seeing red after a long win streak hehe
>>62299531I am incredibly anti-quantum. Nobody is able to actually articulate why it's beneficial, profitable, or transformative in any sense. It just sounds "futuristic". Quantum is fucking useless for the most part. Perhaps this is irrational of me. Perhaps I should just be momentum trading. But still.
AMFN anon we need to talk
I don't know what they do but CMP computer gets a buy rating from me
the volatility on WOLF is low and its looking mighty cheap, congrats WOLFers you have a new member
>>62299539asts is fairly valued right now, 100 is what it deserves on a good dayrklb is overboughtfly is slightly cheap
>>62299537People have been calling me a retard for a month.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zCgbA1jdIo>>62299541Doesn't matter. We've already hyped AI and space. Quantum was obviously the next big load of horseshit.
>>62299541who cares about the underlying company? in these times stocks are what random cryptos used to be
>>62299492REPORTING FOR DUTY FELLOW PALACHAD
>>62299331>Sold DRAMlol see you at 100 and you will still be in cash waiting for a dip
>>62299547I can actually justify AI and space though. Quantum is a whole 'nother degree of fucking RETARDED.>>62299550Okay well how do I gauge vibes better then? Should I be browing r/wsb or hacker news?
>In Israel, preparations have been underway since the morning to attack the Dahieh district in Beirut, following explicit statements by Netanyahu and Katz, but in recent hours, due to US intervention, the attack was postponed - Kan News>#OOTT | Trump Tells CNBC: ‘I Don’t Care’ If Iran Negotiations Are Over – @CNBC
I have been with INFQ ever since it was one of the tickers listed in a random moon mission ritualpost here
>>62299026why does the redditor get executed asopposed to the others?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkC_oi0ksuwlet's go BULLS
>>62299381>Conflict won't be over for months...So it's going to be AI related spending and hype that has the global markets on its shoulders.We are fucked.
>>62299554SPCE is currently pumping because people are betting on it getting confused with SpaceX on its IPO. The entire market is retarded.
>>62299554idk just look at the charts, identify trends
>>62299558Well the tranny dies of starvation, and nobody actually cares what happens to the snailcat boss.
WOOOOOLF, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AMFN
I’m using the random word strategy of last week to find hidden gems. ARM seems outdated, but what do you guys think of LEG?
Longed 10k Worth of zm on the anthropic news
>>62299552look up how much the stocks need to pump to reach thatthey're sold out for the next 2 years which is peak capex for data centersMSFT and UBER should be early warning signs to take some profit but you niggers are just so fucking greedy lol
Wtf, look at ANYYes it was in my watchlistNo I didn't buy any ANY
>>62299542yeah? about our pump today? I’m actually getting pretty proud of the stock, it’s becoming quite an inverse Reddit play
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>>62299573Random words eliminates too many companies, you should just get a bag of scrabble tiles and pick your tickers that way boss.
>>62299579It’s much easier to pump and actual words than shit like QGU
>>62299535dividends aren't popular herepair them with your appreciation and calculate for yourself how you would historically performalso consider current bond yields
>>62299535That seems to be on the low side, about 1.66%. O yields over 5.4%. The taxing is different but it's over 3x as much bruh
>>62299437this is why you dont kill the leadership, something america didnt even do in japan during ww2 for the exact same reason, but orange nigger is a retard
>>62299541quantum is just trading on memes and muh futuristic scifi see >>62299550>who cares about the underlying company?is precisely the sentiment you see during bubbles and, yes, quantum is swept up in the current one but do you really want to gamble on pets.com? you might make a 2x or you might make a 0.1xif you have a pathetic 2k port go for it but nobody sane is putting their personal fortune into it
