TKD edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62299026
We are all gonna make it
First for
>>62299567You're going to get the thread deleted with that OP pic, dumbfuck.
Does anyone else feel like we’re approaching the mania phase
>AAOI
My 2028 DRAM calls are almost itm lolIf I knew it would've happened this quickly I would've gotten a shorter expiry
>>62299583That's what happens when stocks can only go up despite all of the bad news happening in the world
If you're a GOOG shareholder make sure you vote in favor of Proposal 11
>>62299583No, +10% on every semi stock every single day is the new normal and will never ever end badly.
>>62299567>TKD editionYou know we're going to use the next wave of attacks as a means to demolition the site of our new temple boss.
>>62299582why?there's 0 nudity
Umm, SPCE Bransonsisters? The pump has reverted ... we were at +30% at open now just +22% ...
> nows
watching $mraay as spend on MLCCs will go higher for AI servers 11th largest mcap in japan dont forget the name murata manufacturing
>>62299595The janny is mentally ill and deletes threads that have pretty girls in them sometimes.
Bros, serious question. Does she still think about me like I think about her?
browneyed redheads LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>He didn't buy GRRR
>>62299567>TKD edition
anyone gambling on HPE earnings?
gold is down 2% and westhaven + its other mining holdings are down like -5% but i made dundee go up +3% because im an idiot chaser
>>62299594good, one step closer to Christ returning
Wars are extremely popular in the deep south, expect tremendous bullish sentiment.
>>62299606PAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGood one smigga. If she was thinking about you, you would know. She isn't.
>>62299606she wants to see you againin a cage torn apart by animals
>>62299615inshallah boss
>>62299573There is currently not yet a sympathy pump on LEG just because ARM pumped
>>62299606
brb making an americanosome more caffeine will pump the markets i thinkanyone else want one?
>>62299587my q1 2027 are already in the money. I put a long collar on it during this retard pump for downside protection, but it seems like it will never go down again in our lifetime, so basically I am losing money on that
SNDK and MU 20:1 and 10:1 split when?
>>62299606thread themehttps://youtu.be/-SF78RypsQ0?si=_Dj0UqGlCCbKVUz-
>>62299628Decaff please my smigga, too much caffeine makes me go loco :3
SPCE is already back at +25% after a short ladder attack
oil baggies will be proven right this year.Tech grifters? they will lose all their gains this year.
you boughted the SPCE dip, right anon? you don't hate free money, right??
>>62299637Once UEA finishes their pipeline oil is going back down to 50
shit i just bought the bottom of wolf thats soo freaking cool, volatility charts are wild bro
>>62299637we seem to be moving towards a literal AI/robot/sci fi future, hard to fade that
>>62299637is this a man
andy carries my baby
>>62299638I said it before and I'll say it againno one buying this pos turd is confusing it for spacexownership is very concentrated and you're being rugged by people with millions in sharesjust because it happened once doesn't mean it will happen again and your gullible asses are being played by the goofiest rich people in existence
>>62299641Now that’s a fucking RIP
Has anyone ever experienced issues with their Robinhood account when they try to upload a picture of their face and the screen won't load the camera? I unfortunately got a new number and phone and didn't switch the app over to it
>>622996081.5% of my portfolio is GRRR calls
Last chance to get GRRR under $25
I think our intern likes me. Shes pretty cute. Should I give it a shot?
>>62299641delightful 6% print (assuming it doesnt drop down again)
How would you guys invest in this in a brokerage? Just long term ETFs? Since there's tax implications I wouldn't sell anything for a year at least
Might double down on my TQQQ position, the tardstronk pump doesn't look like it's ending any time soon. Set a stop loss and enjoy the rocket trip, right? It's been just such a great market for leveraged ETFs. I mean you have to play around the Hormussy news a little bit but tech earnings and the spaceX hype and quantum and so forth, it just keeps driving tech up. I think there's still plenty of steam in the engine to the point where you're better off in than out. And when the music stops, you have a stop loss, on to the next plan. >>62299606I was at the Halloween industry tradeshow and I met this smoking hot blonde girl who was into thrash metal and vidya. And she worked in the fucking Halloween industry, my dream job. And she wasn't single. Every fucking time I go to a convention I meet the woman of my dreams and she's there with a guy. I'm up 27% year to date but I'm eternally a poorfag until I get a hot blonde to listen to metal music with me and be my wife. Fucking hurts a bit actually.
>>62299655Unironically all in MSFT were going to 500 EOW
>>62299606I mean girls must think somewhat back to their ex's and former simps. Surely they must get reminded once in a while?
>>62299640lol lmao even. He thinks a pipeline can compete with 100 tankers
Mrvl doing a lil sum
>>62299659>EOWyeah but where's it going to be in 365 days? Will it outperform VOO/VGT?
>falling for the inevitable islander rocket reddit rugging
>>62299650>>62299651just bought, thanks boss
veeva systems will pump this week
>>62299637>look at SOXL>nearly 30x from april last year>look at oil>...
can you guys horny post, i need to goon so i dont just randomly trade
go up apple you piece of shit
>>62299658Good to know I’m not alone. Also fuck the other anons that are trolling. I said it was a serious question
>>62299675this woman makes about 1-2 million dollars a month streaming games on twitch, she is that beautiful with a massive rack to boot.
>>62299658There's a lot of hot blondes in Belarus and Hungary. I don't know what your issue is, financially speaking.
>>62299635sorry, i don't have decafneed that caffeine to get locked in
>>62299583No we are in the AI paradigm now the future of AI stocks is here non-AI leveraged company will go to 0 while AI stock go to the moons. Be shorting the old company resisting AI as the AI singularity consume them.
>>62299644what's wrong with that? you gay or something?
>>62299679whats her twitch @? also she looks like AI
>>62299655all in on Dundee Corporation and forget about it for 5-10 yearshalf their stock price is just their net cash per share, $2 cash per share and they're trading around $4 per share. Their actual holdings they're managing is around $5 per share
>>62299637As an oil baggie, I don't believe we will make it. This shit is too manipulated>>62299606If you were her first boyfriend AND you broke up with her, yes. Otherwise, definitely no.
You have to hand it to the nothing ever happens chuds. They've been right every single time. Everyone talked about the Strait of Hormuz being closed as something too apocalyptic to ever happen, but it's been closed for three months now and ... nothing. The biggest loss of oil production, ever, and nothing serious has happened. Factories are still churning out goods, air travel is pretty much normal aside from slightly higher prices and the stock market is at ATHs. Hell, oil prices are LOWER than in 2022 when Russia invaded Ukraine, even though there wasn't much loss of supply back then. Now, maybe we're in the calm before the storm because the US and China are using up their strategic stockpiles. I'm still skeptical that anything will ever happen though.
>>62299688lydiaviolet. >she looks like AIyeah thats why everyone watches her. shes tall, slender, has that face, blue eyes and dark hair + massive pair of tits. its a gigastacy to say the least.
>>62299673>losing moneynoone who bought early lost any money on oilthe market is just so cooked that if you are "only" up 40% this year you look like you failed
AVGO needs to go to $600 AH
>>62299689>all in on Dundee Corporationwhats your target for those 5-10 years are atleast what would you at minimum be happy with as a return on them.
>>62299567You should call it 'file deleted edition' Also the market has gone crazy and I'm about to pull out. Good luck to everybody else.
WTFWT?!?!?!??!!?
DUDE>war doesn't matter>pumps every few minutes on some hope bullshit
SPX 7600
KEK OIL BAGGOTS
Do you guys know or care about what you invest in or just care about price/gains
I'm a bull, but it is kind of insane that no one gives a fuck about iran or oil anymore
Im soo close lads
>>62299712dis nigga edging
>>62299580HOW ? FUCKING HOW!
>>62299703WTFWTFWTF
TRUMP: HAD GOOD CALL W/ HEZBOLLAH
If you could see it from the front, wait 'til you see it from the back, back, back, back, back
We are now pumping again on the proxywar hope bullshit as if that's the only issue.
>>62299714>>62299717TECL
Blackrock has increased their amount of voting rights in Games Workshop to 5%https://www.research-tree.com/newsfeed/article/games-workshop-group-holding-s-in-company-3307482/nid/3307482
>>62299567>>62299582>>62299595YOU FUCKING DIRTY STUPID SNITCH
>>62299585thanks to whichever anon recommended AAOI calls.
>>62299723>call with Hezbollahlmao, he says the funniest things. praise allah.
>>62299721>>62299723Lol wtf? I thought it was a joke. Is he literally claiming to be negotiating with terrorists?
>>62299709>index funds>trendwhoringThat's it. No due diligence or whatever, not that I could actually do it.t. retard
>>62299726i wish i could buy gw but unfortunately im a fucking leaf
>>62299723just got off the phone with the tooth fairy and she said everyone getting $10 under their pillows today
>>62299721>>62299723This will totally hold for more than a day
>>62299721>>62299723HAHAHAHA PEAK CLOWN WORLD
>>62299732So?
>>62299709just follow the money. And take profits. Dont marry the stock. Value investing is dead. Looking at the numbers is dead. All that matters is a good story and hype
>>62299583>>62299592I have forgotten what it's like to trade anything that isn't tech.
Celcuity will release their breast cancer data tomorrow. It already has been announced their drug is statistically significantly better. They are however down 6% today. Should I put some extra money in it today and gamble for a price increase tomorrow?
>>62299733My dad works for nintendo and confirmed half-life 3 will be coming out this fall boss.
NOK NOK NOK NOK
>>62299710why? the market already reacted and priced it inwe aren't talking about 50% of global oil
>>62299709vibes only, just believe in the heart of the cards (and average down)
>>62299723>I had a very good call with HizbollahI would spend real money to listen to that.
Anons mad about spce gains instead of making easy money on dips
Can I get my fucking Tesla Model Y now?!?!?!
>>62299742>biotechlol
>>62299679min jv
>>62299709Absolutely not, I just straight up vibe invest and im doing quite well
>>62299726Female Space Marines incoming
Looks like this worked: >>62299628You're welcome
>>62299723Taco Tuesday
How the fuck do i make my td bank transfers faster to my fidelity.
>>62299723>let the goyim deal with the real world
>Everything up on this AI boom>But the stock ticker called "AI" is literally down 90%Yea okay this market is fake and gay
erhm.....AAOIsisters looks like we are heading to $100b mcap. i slurped last week with a x3 leverage ( cfd)
>>62299765why are russians such subhumans?
>>62299768Oh shit, I totally forgot about this one. I remember in the beginning how it pumped but now after all these years it's trading at $11
What % of my SNDK should I trim for GRRR?
>>62299773I think they finally finished the dilution
>>62299699ive always just sold at least half at 2x, this is honestly more of a hedge against my tech holdings and i was holding too much cashand since i'm trading in a TFSA, hedging my positions with an actual short ETF is stupid since i can't write the realized losses against my profits so the only way to hedge is to hold cash or picks like thisit seems similar to the JXN play that smg was shilling a long while back, that was shilled around $30 as a value trap (trading at a big discount to its book value like 0.30 price-book) and it's now close to 1x of its book value basically after the market had eventually corrected it to its actual value years after its spin-offmarkets are irrationally inefficient with smaller market cap companies, thats where retail traders have the advantage compared to megacaps that all institutions already own (i.e. if it goes up irrationally then mostly institutions own them so they're gonna sell rather that continue the pump, see what happened to Oracle in the past year after its irrational +30% spike)
>>62299776Aren't these Ukranians based on the flag in the background?
>>62299768that's pretty fucked, looks like a okay company too based on website
SPCE NIGGERS STOP SELLINGAAAGHHHHH
7600
PLTR bros.. looks like I redeemed too early
Holy green candle SPY
>DRAM +8.04%How do the sisters ITT feel who haven't bought DRAM calls?
It's going too well, feel like an absolute assrape is imminent
ANOTHER WTFWT
What are some good stocktwits account My favorite poster is binarylogic the goat he don't miss Unfortunately I never followed his orders but simply watch him get vindicated again and again for 3 years
>>62299786i fail to see the relevance
>>62299794you can still join the light brother, look at the chart. this is primed for a run. reedem yourself!
>>62299723what happened to: America doesnt negotiate with terrorists?
>>62299798Honestly we only have returned to a clear bullish momentum since exactly last Tuesday. Can we just have 10 to 15 days of straight winning? It's not asked that much, the people in the 80s and 90s experienced it all the time.
>>62299567Was OP lewd?
What a mememarket
>TRUMP SAYS TALKS ARE ONGOING AT RAPID PACE
>>62299804I stuck from 130 to 162
>Trump Tells CNBC 'I Don't Care' If Iran Negotiations Are Over; Says He Is Not Worried About Oil Prices If Iran Blocks Strait Of Hormuz>>62299797Holding DRAM but the calls I almost bought last week would be up about 50% right now
>>62299801Serenity has a pretty good track record, yet despite his success there's something about his posts that makes me think he's a retard. I can't quite explain it.
>>62299813DONT YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP, YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP
It's still going up btw
>>62299810Clothed and tastefully seductive I would say.Petition for this to be the next general OP image :3
>>62299810no, but you know how thing go around here...
>>62299810no its a ginger with barely any if at all any cleavage shown, also get 4chanx my nigger
I am about to short the S and P Five Hundred
>>62299815Oh. great trade then. wp.
>>62299801this guy is funny, he uses an ai generated image of himself as his profile pic lmaohe has actual connections to industry experts so despite how u might view his profile, it's a worthwhile profile to monitorhttps://stocktwits.com/MasterCapi only found out about him since he was the reason why my ai dashcams pump and dumped to $3 last year, too bad i only sold half
>>62299606am I psychopath? I literally never think about exes or people I've removed from my lifeafter like 48 hours I'm a clean slate. I never understood how people get caught up in these thingsif it helps, I never started any relationship I've ever been in. I got approached and just went with the flow
>>62299822Me in the upper right buying more memory stocks with leverage
BREAKING: real alpha for real alphas only!
>>62299692>sprit's a nothingburger just focus on the bond market, mainly the 10 (mortgages, etc.) and 30 year treasuries
>I don't care about not talking with Iran>Literally says he phoned with Hezbollah so that there is a ceasefire>Ceasefire is condition for talks with Iran
LITE
So many tacos I cant keep up
>>62299637 That's a woman
>>62299726That's great. Larry Fink has already put FUCKING FURRIES in Warhammer Fantasy with his Tony the Tiger ass bullshit. Let's add female space marines, let's keep doing the prepainted models, let's make female orks next but they're also gay or something I don't fucking know. Partner with Bad Dragon to sell a pocket pussy shaped like a skaven. It'll sell good. The company is making money hand over fist, you gotta give them credit. God damn Warhammer got lame but they're a very good stock. I hate it. >>62299798Yes but that's why we have stop losses. The opportunity cost of not being on the roller coaster is extreme. You kind of have to buy in, picking exit points is the real question. I think anyone sitting on cash today is off their rocker, we're running up HARD. Sustainable? Of course not but it behooves you to be part of the game while it lasts.
>>62299819@ or link
>>62299832imagine how much they would pay to see you do anal with your bro
>>62299801>>62299829ive been tracking his excel sheet where he strokes his ego with his picks, they're updated live and i can vouch that the last couple years at least hasn't been fakedas you can see, he picked up ai dashcams and thats how i found out about him
>>62299845Nvm found him big acc
But Chuddha what if . . . .
>>62299797>sistershappy pride month faggot
>>62299844>Warhammer got lame but they're a very good stock.You have to pay me to invest into a purely consumer facing entertainment business.
>*quietly pumps*
>>62299847Oh hi Mark
I took some profit and have $33k in my portfolio. Any suggestions for stock or options? Everything is pumping and calls are expensive.
RTX
Remember to short BAYER on wednesday. The court ruling will send ist to $10.
any other up and coming bull runs like GRRR?
>>62299839if taco tuesday is coming, doesnt that mean missles will start flying tomorrow
BUY ARM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
>>62299846stop bro you're leaking my secret alpha
>>62299783yes we can finally see some green in our portfolio
>>62299856>calls are expensive.Relatively speaking, far out calls are not as expensive as close ones because more value is in the time value which is independent of how frothy things are right now.But if you want to hear my alpha, I'd buy calls on the ETF CHAT @ 90 for Dec.
do cryptocucks realize how much money we (reddit) are making?
The doombulls are in control, gentlemen.Get in the market and ride
>4 hours ONLY Pumping>Breaking through all kinds of technicals>no trading up and down whatsoever>for no reasonI hate this market like you wouldn't believe
>>62299842>That's a womanew really?I posted a girl(boy) to correct my mistake
>>62299845@aleabitoredditHe's had some really great calls. Called the upside in AXTI when it was $14. I'd say his best most recent pick was Soitec back in February. €40 at the time, went up to €180. I got in on that one late around €60 and ended up selling when the Iran shit started. Probably the biggest mistake I've made with stocks so far, I could've made years salary in 2 months if I held.
>>62299874it would be easier on you without the astrology bs anoncognitive disonance is doing a number on you
What happens if all the stocks are bought and everyone refuses to sell, ever
LITEbros we are so back?
Well I’m glad I bought nvda at the bottom but do I sell here or will it actually keep going though this week?
>>62299832Half the posters ITT would fuck up and just do it for free because they're gay af boss.
>>62299868Chat, is this real?
I'm gonna buyand then not sell
>MU>NVDAMU is now 40% of my port.
>>62299874New paradigm sar.
just had dinner with my CEO billionaire bossi'll see you plebs never hahahahahaha
any good tickers?I want only upside no downside
Chat, what is this pattern called?
>>62299587I always have pretty conservative but bullish estimates for finances and reality outperforms them bigly pretty much every time.
>>62299892GRRRRDDTPLTR
>>62299892ARM, and go full port. This is nigger retard strength. 1 trillion EOM.
>>62299895the new normal
>>62299895That's the "semiconductors are crack in all but name etc. etc." pattern
>>62299861HGRAF going to $20
>>62299887Montell Jordan Voice: This is how we dooo it
>>62299895Parabolic."Previously underpriced asset" is the not bubble words for it.
we can go lower
>>62299830Experiencing real love is rare: I could see why you don’t care as much, not judging you.
>>62299583yeah 6-12 months out. you can see there's a couple females being associated with AI now. definitely a bubble is forming now.
>>62299892literally anything nigga what are you doing buy SPCE
>>62299895TBD (Total bear death)
