the collapse of canada edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62299567
The pig says, "My wife is a slut."
>>62300284PHOTONICS NIGGAAA
I'm hooooolding
>nows
SELL IT ALL MAJOR DIP INCOMING SLURPIES SOON
Thank you baker. Now. Lets pamp that VIX.
Can literally make 50% on a otm July covered call with SPCE
bros why is my sndk calls only up 7%... WHEN MY DRAM CALLS ARE UP 44%??? WTF
I never studied econI never studied the marketsI do not even know how the markets workyet I made ytd 2%it is this easy
MU and SNDK are insane, I can't believe I fell for "cyclicals" meme
GRRR sirs... its our time
i have never wanted a bear market this much
All of a sudden xtb has options. What happened? I thought these weren't a thing in europe
Why do you even bother trading?
>>62300067>Isn't it crazy we're living through the technological singularityAre you for real? You think fancy autocomplete is the fucking technological singularity? These retards are the ones pumping the market by the way.
>>62300297
>>62300316>fancy autocomplete0 difference from human brainI read your fancy words and made up my own fancy words from my precompiled memory
>>62300315I'd rather be black than kiss another dude for money. You literally couldn't pay me to do it.
Every week I add to my Roth and buy AI computer
>>62300308Why is this shit pumping so much? Did the jeet here will it into happening?
>>62300303It's more unexpected that an entire ETF facerips upwards 9% in a day.
>>62300320what if the dude was 5'5 with medium-length blonde hair, freckles, and soft lips?
>>62300320You have definitely posted about kissing dudes and getting dangerously close to catching HIV on multiple occasions. Drunk posting baggie is my favorite baggie.
look at spy, look her right in the face and tell me you cant see PPT's cum all over that bitch, PPT cant stop this dip though
>>62300319There's a huge difference. We can think in terms of concepts, not just words. LLMs can't reason and they can't plan.
>>62300324bruh fuck sndk, calls are ETFs are where its at
>>62300327Does he have a penis?
>GRRR anon was rightwhat kind of timeline is this?
>>62300323its an AI play now. its heavily discounted because its for brown countries.
HPE bros, ballsweat status? just broke 10% for the day.
>>62300320I'll give you $100...
KOREA
>>62300339You seemed obsessed with dick.
>>62300335LLMs can think abstractly lolAI is as smart as the prompter, never forgetit matches your level so you can comprehend it
should I buy HPE calls or short HPE earnings volatility?
>>62300339he wants you to check for yourself
>>62300345
>>62300338Yep, I also mostly switched to that model. I have calls on AIQ, CHAT, DRAM and EWY plus BUG and IGV (both software) as my main positions.I have a few company specific plays like NOW and ZETA, but on the memory companies it's not needed.
>>62300330>>62300330Drunk Baggie ranted from 10pm Saturday until about 4am Sunday on alternatives to the Aftermath Analyst loop for Amulet Titan and I came to the conclusion that the deck is actually still tier one, and in a better place in the meta post Lotus field ban because most players are expecting the deck to be dead, and completely disregard it when creating their sideboards boss.
>>62300350LLMs predict the next word. That is all they fucking do by design.Here, educate yourself and stop inflating this stupid bubble.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFYF_e1GSGI&t=1023s
Nvideocomputer bros...we're all gonna make it
Power half hour please!!!
GRRR is the NBIS of AsiaI told y'all smiggers onceI told y'all smiggers twiceWho is still not listening?You will at $30You'll feel stupid at $50You'll hate yourself at $100
Lord Sneedly, please pump us higher let's go!!!!!>Grrreen GRRR
What are you moves for the upcoming SpaceX and Anthropic IPOs?
>>62300359and buy what? im literally too poor to sit in cash.
>>62300375Selling, fucking, everything. As stated before.
I'm ready to make it lads this bobo is now a mumuPositions:UPRO: 20k worth of sharesSOXL: 50k worth of sharesMUU: 80k worth of sharesDRAM: 20k worth of sharesEWY: 40k worth of sharesI will make back my $2m!!!
what can i full port into? whats the next rotation now that semi and space as gone crazy? uranium been shitting
Is this the best a 4.5 trln company can do?
>>62300375i dont think these ipos will move the needle very much. we want stocks with growth potential, these guys will be priced in at launch.
ATTENTIONI need advice from the passive investing gods.I'm thinking of changing my portfolio to>VFMF 70%>VGT/IGM 30%But I'm not sure about VFMF. The reason I'm thinking of choosing VFMF is that is is broad cap, rejects the deadweight and trash and prefers quality, and is diversified without a tech concentratio.But I'm not sure about VFMF. Is there a broad market ETF you'd suggest that doesn't let in the trash, but also isn't just large cap growth? I want broad cap without the baggage. And a significant number of holdings without heavy concentration.VFMF explains its methodology>The Vanguard U.S. Multifactor ETF (VFMF) is an exchange-traded fund that seeks to provide long-term capital appreciation by investing in U.S. stocks with favorable exposure to multiple investment factors, including value, momentum, quality, and low volatility. The fund employs a rules-based, multifactor approach to select stocks from the CRSP US Total Market Index, aiming to outperform traditional market-cap-weighted benchmarks over time. VFMF is designed for investors seeking enhanced returns through systematic factor investing while maintaining broad diversification across the U.S. equity market. The fund is passively managed but follows an active multifactor strategy, differentiating it from traditional index-tracking ETFs.
>>62300345I'm scared bros
>>62300381quantum computer
>>62300380Top. Signal.
>>62300370God damn it DRAM is having a sour half an hour.
>>62300380And there's the top
>>62300380holy fucking top signal im out bros all cash
>>62300375I'll wait for the last IPO whichever one it is between Anthropic and Open and then sell everything tech related about 10 days before the insiders can sell
>LLMs predict the next wordthis is literally how the human brain also works
>>62300368I used to think like this last year, not anymorethis is akin to the thought that it would ever be possible for us to flybreakthroughs in development are fucking retardedly unpredictable sure, and yeah this might be a bubble followed by many others bubbles in tech until this kind of singularity event happens, but then again it might notyou have as much information on this as any of us plebs, none, the powers that be decide how the show is run, your bets are just as speculative as anyone in here, fairy dustone thing is sure, if you're still hoping bobo saves you after watching the market through the past 2 years just go back to the wage cage
>>62300380Stop, stop, STOP! Do you want me to sell?
>>62300373Okay so make make grrr so great
I feel like if I buy into tech now I'll be burned because it already pumped.
>>62300387already up like 30% on rigetti and d-wave, should i be sizing them up?
This was it. The ATH
>>62300380
>>62300378SCO to bet on nothing ever happening
>>62300401no, they dont have earnings it is all speculative shit you buy when they are way down not way up
>Tonight, I spoke with President Trump and told him that if Hezbollah does not cease attacking our cities and citizens—Israel will attack terror targets in Beirut.>This stance of ours remains unchanged.>In parallel, the IDF will continue to operate as planned in southern Lebanon.Sounds like ceasefire out of the window
WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY - EVERYTHING IS ALREADY AT THE BLOW OFF TOP
>>62300351CRDO will moon purple cables stay winning
>>62300408whats down right now that's next? defense? noc? rtx? or should i go more into nuclear like nne
>>62300410redwire is at an ok price range it might go a bit more down but hard to tell
>>62300387as long as quantum stocks pump, we are in a bull market. unlike ai or even crypto, that shit is an actual scam.
>>62300306You realize the reason MU is pumping is because ubs rerated MU saying it should trade at 15x forward? Precisely because demand is contracted out to the horizon so there's no way for it to be cyclical.By the way 15x forward on UBS's guidance of MU is 1600.
>>62300410GRRR is going to 5 X over the next 12 monthsYou are still earlyEvery dip is an opportunity.
>>62300410DRAM and SOXLWe have just started
>>62300373I should have bought moreWhen’s the cutoff date for cheapies
>no mention of the spacex pre ipo etfs.So you hate money.Do XOVR
Ships
>>62300421this is retarded, I left soxl at 60 just to buy back nowwtf is going on
This is it right smiggers? Peak smeauphoria. It was nice riding with you.
Wow AMD got mega slurped today it seems
>>62300432This is definitely it (for the fiftieth time this year)
>>62300380Oh fuck the SpaceX ipo is soon. What positions should I reduce? I want at least 50k into SpaceX.
>>62300426it's green but im a little dissapointed in it so far
>>62300430Kek, smartest smigger.
>this is the top>no this is the top now>now this is really the top>ok this is the top, TOP guys!I'm so sick of hearing this shit for the past 2 months, over and over again.
WTF is happening with INTC???
>>62300438Good luck getting shares
Took profits on INFQ just to make myself feel better about not taking profits on DRAM or anything else. Maybe I'll buy back in on the next double digit red day
>>62300441well it was a nice 6x at the timenow I wanna rope
power fifteen minutes!make it happen!
>>62300442intcels cant get their yields up>>62300441all tops get topped eventually, but some tops take longer than others.thats why everyone hates bears. they call tops, and then a day later the top gets topped.but one day the top tops, and it takes 5, 10, in some cases 20 years for the top to ever get topped again. and thats a longer time horizon than most people are comfortable with.
>see one of my holdings go down 20%>feel nothing>get a dogshit run in Umamusume>smash my table to pieces
>>62300443Stay above $68 DRAM. Damn it!
>>62300450>AI Torqueoh fuggg. about to long EVs. it's only a matter of time until they figure this buzzword out.
>>62300430We are a year from any sell off. Hold those heavy bags and don't sell anymore.
>Missed out on Intel, IBM, and DellFuark. What's the next insider stock Trump will pump?
>>62300401hell if i know. i have RGTI calls for Jan 2027
>>62300462SQQQ
>>62300395No. The human brain can also spontaneously pick up idea from the idea space through quantum mechanics.
am I retarded for wanting to dump it all into SCHD and be a divvy cuck for the rest of my life
I got too scared and sold my HPE 55c 6/5 for +65%If HPE goes to $100 tonight I'll be so sad.
>>62300462some of us here are long HPE, Dell's even more retarded cousin.
>>62300439Nah bloomberg has been spinning the 'dont look at space x, and they pointed to a random etf that doesnt hold spacex' ive been watching their spins.
>>62300422Is it over $100?No?Then it is time to slurp more GRRRI personally see a sharp drawback to between $16 - $18 which I will deploy the rest of my cash in. That will form the handle of the cup and handle that has formed, dating back to September 2025 on the yearly chart.
>>62300467thats still a great return
>>62300465So what you are saying is to invest in quantum computer and AI stocks?
>>62300466Nope
>>62300467theres no way it will go above $60, seriously washed up company
>>62300300Thanks for the trade idea. These premiums be juicy af
>>62300466No. It's a lot less stressful than checking and trying to time the market. I'll probably do something similar after I get rich from SOXL, TQQQ and DRAM
I think HPE is going to fall to 46.45 after earnings.Do with that what you will. My credit bull spreads still break even at 44 and some change.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
we can do it TOGETHERTOGETHERWE CAN SHORT THE S AND P 500, JUST BELIEVE
>>62300410ELF is ridiculously undervalued for such a popular makeup brand.
>>62300471If it drops I will dump the entirety of my next couple paychecks into grrr and calls for it
>mfw MUU is going to surpass MU tomorrow
>see SPCE make me 10% gainhappy>see SPCE lose that 10% ayy
>>62300475Can someone explain to me what the strategy of play is for GRRR? Why are you guys so obsessed with this? What even is the price target for this and what are the major catalysts involved to make it happen? What does GRRR even do as a company? There is like an autistic fixation on GRRR because it's been shilled once here a while ago...
>>62300485>TFW shorting SPY & SPCE:D
>EOD dump
Fuck it. GRRR it is. I certainly can't do worse.
>>62300497>There is like an autistic fixation on GRRR because it's been shilled once here a while ago...It's the same guy still shilling it. He does it multiple times per thread.He says it's because he wants us to get rich with him.
Power five minutes!Stop the selling! Go back up!PLEASE
>>62300497i would like to know also, they missed their earnings hard yet stock all green
>>62300479Be careful with it though. If it drops even that is like 14% down on the underlying stock that you're holding
PPT wont save you
>>62300476They would just have to mention the Nvidia chip being used in their laptops and this shit will probably go to Mars.
>>62300509Even a single point**
>>62300441the final final FINAL top will be in 6-12 months.
LMT, Rheinmetall, thefuck guys?
>>62300417So why didn't it pump this much 1 month ago
So when did you guys buy HPE calls? I'm surprised it ran up nearly 10% throughout the day
>>62300517told you to get krknf boss
>>62300466Unless you're already rich or close to retirement, yeah
>>62300517>investing in Germany
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62300524last thursday and this morning
>>62300501Erm Smigger I hate to be the bearer of bad news...But that is an orangutan.
>>62300524friday after seething at not buying dell when trump quite clearly told me to
>>62300536 (+3.78%)Today's gain/lossI was soo close
Canadian houses are in a dipBen felix is wrong, buy the canadian house index
>>623005363.42%
>>62300536I'm up again on DRAM
>>62300536+3.25%. In my case/port thats a fuckton of shekels. Best day of 26 so far.Some odd ones unfortunatly shit the sheets, making it even less.
>>62300519Because what I wrote happened hadn't happened 1 month ago appears to be the overwhelmingly obvious answer.
>>62300536Anons, I'm disturbed. I just experienced some serious Lost Time, I didn't realize we were in power hour, I thought it was still like 2:somethingAnyway +3.67% for the day. Nice start to the month, I've made up almost half of what I took out to pay my taxes.
>>62300536Today: +0.51%This Month: +0.51%This Year: +33.60%12 Months: +52.22%
>>62300536I am down thousands of dollars
>>62300536>+1.47%
>>62300536>+1.17%Today's biggest gainers in dollar terms:>MU>GRRRToday's biggest losers in dollar terms>AMZN>BA
HPE
>>62300466no, most people invest like that. they prefer HYSA's though.
HPE :,(
>Markets>https://youtu.be/oc-ECF_KsMc?si=0I5MRT8d-n9apUOx
Why the fuck aren’t we mega red?!?!?!
Stop buying VOO.
>>62300536+1.2%
>>62300568Most people don't invest at all, or let someone else do it for them. Only 21% of USians own actual stocks
>>62300536today +31%roughly $110kAnother day another dollar
>>62300571lol my BNO hedge call from last week might actually go green
>>62300571because AI doesn't run on oil, it runs on hope and dreams boss.
>>62300569theres going to be a massive selloff after the fact, this company is dogshit, it will settle below $50 tomorrow
>>62300571oh shit is ww3 starting?
>>6230057731 is what?>inb4 not telling
>>62300571Because we doom bulling, Venezuela mode. There are no brakes on this doom bull. If we enter a bear market it will literally be because most of planet earth is dead. Fuck Bobos and their mother.
>>62300584You mean with what I made that? Longish dated OTM calls on AI ETFs, like AIQ, DRAM, EWY, CHAT and software ETFs like BUG or IGV.
>>62300536+4.79%
>>62300536+7.62%Sold INFQ and opened a small position in WULF today
>>62300588I should have expected calls that’s less surprising. I read that as a single stock pick for some reason
>>62300571Priced. In.
>>62300536im gonna make it bwos
>>62300596Congratulations
>>62300567Fuark I wish I made my bull call spread wider. I got max profit capped at 53>>62300594You need to know how calls work to make that much. I also studied math and I can't say it didn't massively help. I wouldn't YOLO full port like I do into that strat, I'd dip the toes with 10% in first.
>>62300597thx frend
+8.81% no idea how I didn’t fuck up today with SPCE
I'm so fucking sad now
>>62300600Whatcha holding smiggy wiggy?
HPE:>GAAP EPS: $0.44 against street consensus around $0.29>Net Revenue: $10.7 billion dunking on $9.76 billion analyst expectation.>non-GAAP PE Q3 Revenue Guidance: $11.5 billies vs. $10.9 billion street >Non-GAAP Gross Margin: 36.9% vs 35% streetSome of you apes into 250% IV calls might actually win.
>>62300596Based
Buying the credo dip at 190 this will recover
dubs and I start drinking
>*quietly moons*
>>62300614Use my roll instead boss.
>>62300598I know how calls work and even if I did get a Ba in math instead of crim I still wouldn't be THAT risky with them. I’ll stick with safer call options I just thought you had some super secret uber stock pick that started climbing 30% in a day
META is finally fucking dying.If you didn’t load up on puts today you’re going to miss out on the ride down to low 400s. Piece of shit company with a faggot KIKE owner!
>>62300614rolling again
>>62300617im tempted to jump in on leverage
i really shouldn't have shorted HPE earnings volatility
>>62300626Can you not fucking read?Do you not know how numbers work smegro?
>>62300000
>>62300626alright how about if my post is singles you start drinking boss?
>>62300619Yeah you just need to understand derivatives and rate of change. Not necessarily the equations, but the principle. OTM calls can turn fast. 2 red days in a row and it's a sell, never do hopium-based positioning.
>>6230060760% sndk calls and 30% dram calls, but somehow im only up 7% on the sndk calls and dram jumped up 44% when they went 4%/10% gain? This must be the delta/gamma/vega shit in play I should learn about but skipped when I was learning about options >>62300303>>62300609LETS GO
>>62300409>the global economy is currently hinging on trump being able to stop sucking Israeli cock and tell Bibi to stop bombing Lebanon We are all fucked, aren’t we?
>>62300622Why do you have to be so foul-mouthed and racist?
>>62300652I don't want to get too political here, but Lebanon is literally the next Palestine in that people are being slowly evicted under pretext of Hezbollah while Israeli settlers move in. You can even hear subtext in the news discourse about Turkey being Israel's next geopolitical rival. There will not be peace in the Middle East for a long, long time.
>>62300652Nah, if that happened the market would tank. Remember bad news is good news and good news is bad news. Prices have to go up for stocks to go up.
>>62300659Oi Vey shut it down!In all seriousness I will be slurping the META in the $500's
>>62300659Whatever, I unlocked the cheat code to this market.Buy semisSell everything else
>>62300659why do you have to be such a giant tranny cock sucking gorilla nigger
>>62300652This isn't news. Middle East has been at this shit for decades.
>>62300659He's probably upset that Jews are destroying his society for the 110th time.
>>62300622META stock value is basically being sucked up from the share price and directly being pumped into the AI suppliers.
Any fellow HPE chads?
>>62300622meta should get into datacenters instead of using them
>>62300640That seems a bit irresponsible, doesn't it?
>>62300536+2.59% looks like LITE is finally done being a schizo for now and joined my MUU. I bought some IBX just because. Train probably already left but we will see i suppose.
>>62300688Dubs!God has granted me the signal to start drinking!
>>62300571why were we panicking in the fist place about oil going back to 2010 prices?not a fan either since im buying into gold miners so higher oil prices is no good but whatever
Should I dump all my GOOG and AAPL and all in on DRAM?
>>62300622>>62300679>>62300687>waste over 90 billion trying to create a shitty knock off from second life and fail in the process and give up>no new users for Facebook because only boomers use it now>most successful apps like IG were bought and still don't generate good money>get sued over meta glasses because the meta glasses are too creepy and invasive on privacyIt's amazing how stupid and shitty Zuckerberg is at this despite being handed a business by the CIA/deep state and billions of dollars to run it. I hope it all ends in shambles.
>>62300705sell covered calls against those positions and with that premium you can open synthetic longs on DRAM
>>62300705I like GOOG and AAPL but yeah you should have some memory exposure
MicroTragedies
>>62300708I envy your ignorance. Must be an easy life.
What do you guys think of Pokémon sealed products?
>>62300719Take a break from huffing your own farts and prove me wrong then, "enlightened one."
>>62300284>What happens next?Import 1 BILLION more indians.
>zoom out to 5yThe feeling of uneasiness gets unbearable whenever i look at it, everything tells me tech is about to crumble the fuck down at any moment
clown market. it's time for jews to die
stocks visual today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780346427712414.webm
>>62300735Exponential graphs always look like hockeystick graphs zoomed out far enough, and stock charts are exponential.
>>62300724These were $40 each 2 years ago. Or maybe 3 years idk. So honestly pretty valid
Just want to tell you guys these mangoes from Mali I got are really damn good.
>>62300724they will crash once the embarrasing manchild demographic ages out
So, considering Oil went up 4-7%, SPX at 7600, no deal, not even talking allegedly, potential ceasefires of proxywars lead to pumps, can one assume when Iran and the US talk again we og to 7650, when they make a framework of a deal to 7700, if they actually reach a deal 7750 and if they actually what they agreed to in the deal to 7800 and
>>62300743Long Mangoes?Long Mali?
>the ticket to being a gorillionaire was buying all the 90s tech companies
>>62300743Mangos are really damn good. Honestly, mangos with greek yogurt is a nice snack/dessert and good on protein.
>>62300385Dxuv
Well fellow smiggers, I have officially reached 500k in net worthwhat do I do now, I'm solely invested in FDGFXI have an uncomfortable amount in a shitty savings account that I'm too embarrassed to say how much is in it
>>62300764What kind of question is that? Make it a million dollars.
>>62300697Go easy, you wouldn't want to black out all the war kino when the wings are up over Tehran tonight boss.
>>62300764All in GRRR on the next pullback and you'll have $5M this time next year
>>6230076480% TQQQ 20% VOO
>>62300764Consider this your Bonds, and do like >>62300770 said, congrats
>>62300777Nice trips.
>>62300777Digitals don't lie I suppose...
HOW ARE MY SMIGGAS FEELING TODAYARE WE READY TO HAVE THE SMIGGEST WEEK YET!
>>62300740hmm it was valid at $40 but not sure if I'd be exit liquidity buying at $600>>62300749yeah I also don't think future generations will want $600+ boxes they can't even open. Seems like asymmetric downside.
>>62300683Yes, just panic sold with 40% profit.This was probably the easiest money I ever made. After Lenovo and Dell earnings this one was a no-brainer. Should have invested more...
>>62300791I refuse to believe Bobos have any money at this point and haven't been ass raped to oblivion.
>>62300781in all seriousness, consider a leveraged ETF for new money, that way you can capture more upside of the market. If things go really bad, move some out of FDGFX to buy the bad red days.
>>62300462Someone bought ALOY, AREC, MP, and UAMY today. I guess China might close the REE faucet this fall. It would be funny if it's all Chinese speculation, not Trump insider info.
>>62300771>the wingsthey got back together?>it will be paul mccartney resolving this warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrpivrSwVZE&list=RDvrpivrSwVZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf27HvNRoC0In case they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
>40 year old coworker, a manager, says he is going to buy a crypto etfWhat the fuck? How are some people this mentally ill? He was literally talking about xrp. Dudes like 6 years late past anyone giving a fuck about crypto.
This is good for DRAM
>>62300789I have BRKBHow good is that for me?
>>62300809Buy when everyone hates it.(Opposite of current AI rally)
>>62300743i like dried mangoeswhy does it feel like they are more expensive thodries mangoes ship better and have a far better shelf life, they should be cheaper!!!
>>62300812Ah yes, the bottleneck of memory grows.
>SPCE’s moon mission has been cancelledSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>62300812India's not going to survive this. major refugee crisis is imminent.
>>62300812How many million barrels of DRAM are shipped through there daily?
>>62300496I was up 45% when BYND started crashing. I lost that and more. Lessons learned.
>Google parent Alphabet Inc. is raising $80 billion in equity offerings, including an investment deal with Berkshire Hathaway Inc., to help raise money for its ambitious artificial intelligence spending plans.>The effort includes $30 billion in underwritten public offerings and a $40 billion at-the-market, or ATM, sale, Alphabet said in a statement Monday. As part of the fundraising push, Berkshire Hathaway will buy $10 billion of stock through a private placement.why does a $4.5 trillion company still need to do stock offerings for funding? don't they have enough cash flow or acces to debt for investments?
>>62300829Why would they use their own money when they could use someone else's? That's literally how you get ahead.
>>62300577>ywn suck anon's cock every market day as he plays Uma on his phone and passively earns more money thank your entire port in one day
>>62300819nobody wants to immigrate to india
>>62300683>>62300799im still in, sweating my balls off. idk what to sell it for. what should i swing into? i know gitlab's earnings are coming up but saas is way riskier. i lowkey want to yolo into into Docusign... no i have no thesis for it... but then neither did i for HPE...>This was probably the easiest money I ever madei keep telling myself that to not get absurdly arrogant. like this only worked because we live in trumps second term.
>>62300829Alphabet is probably getting a good deal on something with one of BRK's companies
>>62300800watch your tone smigga
>>62300829>>62300832That's why we desperately need a new QE and have all of these kikecompanies pump at x10 the rate of CPI
>>62300800They have all the money they've been holding since mid 2024, as they wait for "the big one"
>>62300838Broadcom (AVGO)
>>62300300what strike
>>62300838I'm thought about swinging into suppliers of HPE/Lenovo:Quanta ComputerFoxconnPegatronBut I can't buy them with my broker...
>>62300838GRRR
>>62300812oil shock will cause kospi to violently dump, micron goes with it since it trades 1:1 with sk hynix. Quite literally what happened in march n the first shock.
>>62300571Because noone expected the peace to happen
>>62300506Very strange I lost 12 dollars in the last five minutes.
HPE chads eating good
>>62300809>>62300814But micron is MY THING
They're gonna pump grok with 30 trillion how do we get into the action?Its 30 trillion worth of 401ks
>mistakenly buy avgo because i thought their earnings were today>up 7% in an hourOk
>>62300860>1 pbtid>bearish on a stock that has pumped a gorrilion percent every single day of the last yearwhy don't you show us your little portfolio, young jedi
>-7.71%R.I.P AEP bagholders. Glad I got out. I've learnt my lesson: never touch commodities.
>>62300867gosh am i anxious, ive been rolling my foreskin back and forth in a non-sexual way to try and calm my nerves but it isnt helping much
>>62300856I think you missed the boat bro, the first two already have trillions in valuation
>>62300871**avgx
>>62300870>They're gonna pump grok with 30 trillion how do we get into the action?Source on this? It doesn't sound that far-fetched at this point.
>>62300869Same. No clue what I'll do once I sell it
>>62300872>reddit retard bull who wasnt even in the market in march during the oil shock so he has no clueHahahaKill yourself newfag
>>62300874Ummm, ok
LAC is taking off after hours
>>62300881Serious question: if tech no longer is the cornerstone pumping the entire market then what do move onto next?It's been a while since I researched anything other than tech companies...
>>62300873it's not necesarely commodities, it's the indonesian president doing a lite communism. Ironically, the most reasearch I did for a stock last month was for AEP which I never ended up buying because of that indog retard. The more it drops now, the better I feel because then my resaerch was valuable in avoiding losses kek
i just noticed DELL pumped alongside HPE, lol what a fucking clown show
Anyone else into banks? Standard Chartered is up 25% since April.
>>62300879>Source on this?You missed that the nasdaq changed its rules so SpaceX could go into the index after 15 days? After it enters the index literally everyone who holds QQQ and equivalents will "have to buy" into SpaceX because passive funds just follow the index. That's also from about 5% float if I remember the numbers correctly. Insiders won't be able to sell at that point either.Giga pump. It's wall street getting revenge on everyone who started investing with index funds. Now they will become bagholders of the biggest pile of excrement ever assembled in the history of capitalism
>>62300892Tech is all I've known since I've gotten back into stocks so idk
We'll see what HPE gets rerated to in the next 48 hours but a linear projection of last guidance and their current guidance puts them at 79 bucks a share. Congrats on people who won more than I did despite being the shill.
>>62300892unironically i think we are entering a new paradigm. its going to be tech from now on until some actual cataclysm occurs. people will start panic selling their real estate to get into tech stocks, they will sell family heirlooms, land, anything just to get a chance to ride the tech rally.you guys think all the cash that can be invested has been invested, but most people still have both kidneys.the rally is going to continue until people start sacrificing lambs for a downturn.
>>62300902
>>62300898Last time I invested in a bank it fucking went under.
>>62300892finance and tech are the only sectors that make any money, so it'd be finance if tech were to go on cooldown.
>>62300893Commodities are inherently rigged. Once the price of any essential good gets too high governments dump reserves or enforce price controls. Silver, crude oil, palm oil, all rigged.
>>62300902>tfw no positions in WTF, YOLO or PUMP
>>62300912American banks are mickey mouse. >>62300914This. Everything else is retail or cyclical bullshit.
Love commodities and can confirm >>62300916 is right
I bought calls COMP intending to buy calls on CMP
>>62300916And there's always the monthly options expiry for the market maker to smash the futures prices
Congrats to all you niggers who aped into HPE, wish I had listened
>>62300883My shits are worth more than your day's worth of wageslaving because my diet consists solely of steak, lobster, aslmon and fresh berries.Don't you talk to me in that tone.I used to be bearish as well in march, but I saw my mistake and repented. The new paraigm bullrun due to AI is too strong to be slowed down by silly things like goopy black sludge.
>>62300930Listen to the smiggers telling you to ape into GRRR, don't miss the next one.
>>62300812It truly is absolutely incredible that this is only happening right now because the entire American admin is too addicted to Israeli cock to tell them to stop bombing Lebanon
There's going to be a huge crash soon, right?DDDOG's P/E is 700 lel
>>62300947yes, I'm /CASH/gang waiting for cheapiessorry not sorry
>>62300892There won't be a next. This is the final rally. On the other side is the complete automation of nearly all human labor. No valuation is too much. $6 trillion, $66 trillion. The rally will continue until AI and robotics are fully online.
Holy fucking shit LAC is after hours mooning out of nowhere?
GRRR ceo looks like a haunted pedo dingus
What is the P/E of Bitcoin?
>>62300973>>62300973>>62300973
STAN and HSBA are good because they focus on global wealth management instead of simply squeezing British wagies for mortgage money like NWG or LLOY does. Think how many Asian billionaires there are. It's a rapidly growing number and they need to park their money somewhere.
>>62300970what race is this... thing?
>>62300970And that is why we will succeed. Every great CEO needs a distinct look.Steve Jobs had his gay little turtleneck.Palmer lucky has his gay little Hawaiian shirts.Jay Chandran has pubes for hair.It provides a distinct investable character for shareholders to relate to, personifying the entire company.
>>62300885CRMLOMEX (deep sea mining)
>>62300970Is he the gorilla?
>>62300970Fucking Kek it's true
>>62300536+1.88%I take it
>>62300536+186 (11%)I could have done better boss
>>62300284(pic related) What Marx told about is finally coming true.
