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tired from all the winning edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62300284
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first
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> futures
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SECOND FOR
SPCE
P
C
E
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FouRRRth for GRRR!
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>>62300985
Bearish
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STAN and HSBA are good because they focus on global wealth management instead of simply squeezing British wagies for mortgage money like NWG or LLOY does. Think of how many Asian millionaires there are. It's a rapidly growing number and they need to park their money somewhere.
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>>62300988
lets go smiGRRRs
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Why did LAC just +11% after hours? WTF it is going up like crazy..
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whose earnings are we front running next bros?
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Who would win, 1 GRRR investor or 100 WOLF baggies
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>>62300993
I wish I would've boughted more LAC sub $5. The chinx are getting pushed out of South America.
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consider:
LAC
CRML
OMEX
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*schlop schlop schlop schlop*
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>>62300988
horrible 3rd world slop you should get a ban for this
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Why are stocks like OBDC not trading higher when they own $200 million in SpaceX stocks? When SpaceX Ipos that shit is going to go higher than the moon, you will make x4-10 back your investment.
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I will sell all my SPCE when it hits $10 and ape into GRRR.
Most likely by eow.
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>>62301002
Kek, why the smiGRRR of course, it would be a massacre.
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>>62301008
bobina is a forced meme stop it no one cares it has no traction you are trying to push your memecoin
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CRDO bros getting heemed
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>>62301001
i decided to go with guidewire. crowdstrike already mooned
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How well would a NIG or NIGG ticker do?
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>AMC schizos were right
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Why are people obsessed with SpaceX's IPO? It's just a government satellite program. it makes no money. Anthropic on the other hand will probably be the next Google.
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ATTENTION

I need advice from the passive investing gods.

I'm thinking of changing my portfolio to
>VFMF 70%
>VGT/IGM 30%

But I'm not sure about VFMF. The reason I'm thinking of choosing VFMF is that is is broad cap, rejects the deadweight and trash and prefers quality, and is diversified without a tech concentratio.

But I'm not sure about VFMF. Is there a broad market ETF you'd suggest that doesn't let in the trash, but also isn't just large cap growth? I want broad cap without the baggage. And a significant number of holdings without heavy concentration.

VFMF explains its methodology
>The Vanguard U.S. Multifactor ETF (VFMF) is an exchange-traded fund that seeks to provide long-term capital appreciation by investing in U.S. stocks with favorable exposure to multiple investment factors, including value, momentum, quality, and low volatility. The fund employs a rules-based, multifactor approach to select stocks from the CRSP US Total Market Index, aiming to outperform traditional market-cap-weighted benchmarks over time. VFMF is designed for investors seeking enhanced returns through systematic factor investing while maintaining broad diversification across the U.S. equity market. The fund is passively managed but follows an active multifactor strategy, differentiating it from traditional index-tracking ETFs.
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>>62300984
>tfw no wife to do this to
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>People are giving this thing money
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>>62301029
is he indian?
some sort of mutt inbred?
holy fuck i cant tell
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>>62301029
This is my quant
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>>62301029
i bought calls from my female broker. not sure he gets any of it.
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>>62301029
>a cactus tie
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You did buy the largest untapped IP right ?????
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>>62301029
I think men look better with long hair desu. You need a beard though.
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>>62301029
>jeet Steve from Gamers Nexus
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>>62301029
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>>62301029
Is he the gorilla?
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>>62301029
Vile
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Kodak was the 4th most valuable company in 1996 with a marketcap of only 30 billion dollars

Mind fucking blown
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>>62301029
Every great CEO needs a distinct look.

Steve Jobs had his gay little turtleneck.
Palmer lucky has his gay little Hawaiian shirts.
Jay Chandan has pubes for hair and a smile that haunts nightmares.

This is why Gorilla will succeed.

The unique look provides a distinct investable character for shareholders to relate to, personifying the entire company and boosting engagement across platforms.
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DRAM train keeps a rollin
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>>62301060
It do be comfy doe
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>>62301001
I don't have any more money to blow but GTLB seems like a fairly obvious winner although I was surprised to see how well it's doing. It always felt like a contrarian's GitHub.

I don't understand how DOCU is making money. I don't really feel confident in any of these though. It turns out that there was a hole in my bipolar middle-aged cat lady thesis — they don't have much spending power aside from their dad's wallet so PETS and WOOF aren't doing as well as I thought they would. Delululemon also seems to have fallen off the map.
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>>62301043
Any ETFs largely weighted in GW?
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>Modern browsers like Firefox utilize a principle called "available RAM scaling." Instead of freeing up memory, Firefox takes advantage of your larger pool of RAM to cache data, speed up page loads, and keep background tabs ready. This is considered normal behavior rather than a defect.
BUT SIR
MY BROWSER IS SLOWER THAN WHEN I ONLY HAD 16 GB

SIR?
EXCUSE ME SIR!
>50 captchas later
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>>62301006
qrd?
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holy shit they printed $80B worth of GOOGL shares

shit literally nowhere is safe from inflation
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I guess buying DRAM when it was $60 was a good idea after all
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Reminder that we are nowhere near the top
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>>62301060
>>62301062
All I do is just hold DRAM and sometimes I go check on it but it just keeps going up.
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>have less than 100k
holy fuck I am so poor
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>>62301055
>kodakfag is back again
shine on you crazy diamond
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>>62301025
I answered this the last time you asked this
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>>62301068
https://xcancel.com/amitisinvesting/status/2061553939615756430
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Cannot go wrong with $DRAM and $GRRR, multi polar markets mean a new paradigm of money velocity resulting in heretofore unheard of gains.

May the wealth be with you all
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>>62301071
Sir Isaac Newton was canonically a terrible trader. Kept trying to rationalize the irrational without ever stopping and realizing what he was doing wrong.
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>futures
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>>62301083
No one has ever answered me what GRRR even does? What is their service/product?
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how's Michael Burrys NVDA short going? what a stupid idea lmao.
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>In a highly unusual and massive move for a mature tech giant, Alphabet (Google’s parent company) announced a fundraising plan totaling $80 billion to aggressively expand its artificial intelligence (AI) data centers and computing infrastructure.
Honestly makes sense to dilute your stock at record highs. And its only 1.7% for $80 billion
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>>62301092
I have definitely answered this several times young smig.

They were previously an AI video surveillance & IoT company but have since moved predominantly into building and managing AI infrastructure, namely data centres.

They have $5Billion in contracts to construct data centres across Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand & Taiwan.

They are early stage Asian NBIS/IREN/CRWV with a tiny bit of PLTR & BBAI mixed in. But majority of future revenues are from the data centre side of business.
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>>62301092
importer/exporter
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>>62301092
It’s like coreweave for the 3rd world
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>>62301092
I assume they're some datacenter that leases GPUs?......
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>>62301092
Turd world data centers. Yeah, that's what the GRRR jeet wants you to invest in.
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>>62301091
wow good one, faggot
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>>62301101
its better than borrowing at 6%
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>>62301102
>building and managing AI infrastructure, namely data centres.
very nice vague description, retard
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Don’t be a panican
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>>62301098
Michael Burry put 186.6 million dollar put on nvidia with the strike price at 110 and expiration december 2027. I'm genuinely curious to see how it all plays out but honestly I think he is fucked this time.
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>>62301113
Be a winnercan
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>>62301083
unironically why does this general hate direct exposure, like nvda and SNDK, and prefer indirect letfs like dram and soxl.

>>62301098
he's saying he will short samsung next
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>>62301110
you are angry
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>>62301118
i don't like faggots
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>>62301116
Exactly
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RGTI bros
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>>62300988
Hey Parjeet! We don’t want this scam
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>>62301120
absolutley seething, how much have you lost?
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>>62301092
I mean, they're a turn key data solutions company for Asian. Yes it's vague, but I'm clearly seeing emerging markets finally emerge and I'm poor so the options were priced decently. Im banking on money velocity plus the fact that the whole world wants in on AI. Surely, I'm probably wrong but it seems like the best reward sectors right now are in Asian. We'll see when Kospi opens tonight but it can't hurt to think a little outside the box. That being said, Memory is what makes computers tick, so you can't go wrong investing in any of those companies short long term USA or Korea
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>>62301117
Because it's slightly less risk. If those tank it generally doesn't cause the etf to tank as hard unless it's a leveraged etf.
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>>62301115
>this time.
>>62301117
>he's saying he will short samsung next

that nigga is still good to follow for the stocks he goes long on, but don't follow his shorts. unironically washed up just like Buffet
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>>62301117
I like $Dram because of its Korean exposure.
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>>62301125
holy shit i'm pissing my pants with anger
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>>62301134
DRAM is pretty much a korean etf.
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>>62301135
It's because you are brown
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>>62301127
>he doesn't know what the company he's investing in does
Top signal
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believe it or not once this faggot is done with the you's he will say literally nothing else. crazy right?
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>HPE
uhhh bros
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>>62301029
the cactus tie made me buy
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>>62301127
>>62301139
This shit is still not back at the price I sold it at last July
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>>62301122
what is it?
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The balls on this prick!
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>>62301147
A quantum computing Italian restaurant chain
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>>62301112
???
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PANW will also likely beat.
t. HPE enjoyer
They're selling network security to ai. Think proxies/gateways trapping network requests.
Though they're not as good as cisco because they're kind of appliance dependent. Cisco integrates a lot of this security into the actual networking devices themselves.
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>>62301149
The prick on my balls
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>>62301153
i mean why you call out us rgti bros?
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Any FLNC holders here?
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>>62301161
Because the calls I bought today are up 16%
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>>62301163
My SHIT bros where you at
>>62301161
Any FAGG holders itt?
>>62301141
KIKEbros we eatin good
>>62301122
Uhhh PISSbros? I'm scared...

These posts are fuckin worthless.
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Anyone else planning to swap tech stocks for bitcoin in a few months?
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>>62301173
I can now confidently state that bitcoin was a fad, like beanie babies
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>>62301173
Is bitcoin still a thing
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Tell it to me straight RDW bros, is it over?
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>>62301178
>>62301179
yeah I'd only buy when comments like this show up, like every cycle, then sell when celebrities shill it
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>>62301178
With all the money I made on Bitcoin I can now buy the discounted beanie babies you bought when they were overpriced
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>>62301182
It's your money lol
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What are some good natural gas stocks?
Mobile has is 6 times faster to build than grids, and there's massive demand for them with the data centres popping up
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>>62301169
i dont see a KIKE ticker, what do they sell?
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sugar and lumber are fucking primed. feel like lumber might have a flushout day though
>>62301173
commodity producers, homes. probably will still get hammered when correlation rips though
>>62301169
thoughts on NIGR?
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Will Nokia keep going up?
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>>62301111
Imagine a world where companies only did stock options and didn't borrow
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>>62301191
>commodity producers, homes. probably will still get hammered when correlation rips though
so then when to sell tech stocks into what? BTC already corrected a shit ton this year and usually bounces from there
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>>62301182
who's gonna buy it this time?
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>>62301067
LAC does lithium
CRML does a bunch of stuff but dumped after US gov took an interest
OMEX is a startup that does deep sea mining and got a partnership with a much bigger company
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>>62301101
What about the 100 year bond holders
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>>62301195
defense/war/military?
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googl dumped
they are selling their own shares to raise money
very nice
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Why are futas going down big D said everything is solved next week
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>>62301202
Why do they need to do that if AI is such a money printer?
>ohhh riiiiiiight
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>>62301195
well if i would've bought ORCL last week like i FUCKING THOUGHT TO DO AAAAAA i would probably wait till wednesday and collar it. let the strikes take you out and chances are if that happens on the put side then commodity producers will be hammered. or they might fucking rip and you miss out idk but it's not like all commodities move together
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>"You're fucking crazy" Trump fumes at Netanyahu in call on Lebanon - Barak Ravid
this Axios play is a confusing one
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>>62301001
DG
>it's been warm'ish since Feb so the EBT bullrun has been in full effect, gonna beat earnings
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When's natural gas gonna have a bullrun all these data centres need gas bros
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>>62301058
this makes so much sense.. long hair hasn't been really seen before also... this could be big
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>>62301001
I'm watching PL and LULU because its civil war is winding down.
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>>62301219
Theatre for the proles
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thai "female" prostitutes
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>>62301219
theatrical
real transcript
>Netanyahu: "Listen fat tits, you're going to go along with it or I'm showing everyone the B-roll of you and Ivanka."
>Trump: "REEEEEEE"
-pakistani sources
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>>62301024
It's got 15x more satellites up than the next company, so pretty much the only option if ya want a payload up in space

Also twitter and grok ai is the third revenue arm.

They've changed nasdaq inclusion rules for spcx, they're a big deal.
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>BREAKING: Hezbollah officially rejects the US ceasefire proposal calling it "unacceptable," with sirens now sounding in northern Israel from active Hezbollah rocket fire, per Tasnim.
>This directly contradicts Trump's false claim earlier today that he spoke to Hezbollah and they agreed to stop all attacks. Netanyahu has told Trump in their call that the moment Hezbollah starts attacking again, Israel will strike Beirut immediately.
>Iran said the response to attacks on Beirut would be direct Iranian strikes on northern Israel.
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>>62301182
It's dead jim. Move on. Sports betting, kalshi, and polymarket have completely captured the retards that would have bought in. Everyone else moved to stocks with their crypto gains years ago.
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>>62301219
they pretended that Bibi and Trump had a rift during the nuclear site bombings
this is just theater again, zognald will deliver for the tribe
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>>62301060
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>>62301237
>direct strikes on israel
Nice
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nigvidia+tsmc broship. how you guys doing?

>buy ath
>it goes even higher
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>>62301232
unironically the best kind.
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>>62301237
Bullish for mammaries.
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https://www.anthropic.com/news/confidential-draft-s1-sec

>Anthropic confidentially submits draft S-1 to the SEC

>Today, Anthropic, PBC confidentially submitted a draft registration statement on Form S-1 to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission for a proposed initial public offering of our common stock. This gives us the option to go public after the SEC completes its review. The proposed initial public offering will depend on market conditions and other factors.
>The number of shares to be offered and the price have not yet been set. This announcement is being published under Rule 135 of the Securities Act of 1933, as amended. It is not an offer to sell securities; nor is it a solicitation of an offer to buy them. Any offers, solicitations of offers to buy, or any sales of securities will be made only in accordance with the registration requirements of the Securities Act.

I WILL BE BUYING YESSIR
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>>62301237
trump should maybe stick to domestic issues.
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>>62301239
you don't think they'll rotate back like every other time? I mean I'm ballsdeep into MU and NVDA, just looking for the best r/r
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>>62301254
>public benefit corporation
kek
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Why is Berkshire fomo’ing into Google? They’re gonna invest 10 billion more into Google
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>>62301043

That place doesn’t even sell MTG. They had two in my city and both went out of business. How does a game store go out of business in a busy mall? Lmao
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>>62301271
The old cautious Berkshire is dead and gone, Buffet isn't calling the shots any more (even if he thinks he is).

Expect that $300B to be deployed in the coming post war bullrun
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>>62301065

I’ve been saying this for a while. How the fuck doesn’t a single company chasing AI not have a great browser. That shit would be a good mine
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>>62301225
Shes all outta gas bo
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>>62301271
Berkshire buying the top would be the funniest shit ever, imagine going against Warren Buffett indicator and losing
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>>62301288
Sar kindly give a click on the edge browser
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hey guys... drunk af and kinda sad cuz everyone on cs2 muted me. hope u all make money.
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>>62301014
>being this new
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>>62301300
Are you the Zoomer on cheap liquor? Seek Jesus young smigger and maybe get outside a bit more if there are any green areas near your abode.

Also talk to more grills, not even with any intentions just to grind xp and get better. Exposure therapy is the only solution to your introversion and loneliness.

I know you haven't explicitly stated any of this but it is pretty obvious my smigga. Hope you make gains inside and out of your port.
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>>62301254
>anthropic makes offhand comment in February
>crashes the market
wtf is happening right now, aren't they afraid
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>>62301227

My Canadian Nat Gas has already pumped, debating if I should buy more. It went from $0.66 to $8.00.

>ATHOF
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>>62301173
I don't look like him, so no.
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wtf HPE is dumping?????
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>>62301286
Unfortunately we’re continually 2 weeks from peace. Did Abel account for this??
>>62301295
What if Google wins the AI race though? Also Google is heavily invested in spacex and Anthropic if I’m not mistaken. Might be for that reason
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Why aren't they taking profits so that I can buy in
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First it was semis
then it was memory
then it was optical, power, and lithography

what's next? Somebody has to know the answers
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>>62301330
coal and nuclear
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>>62301328

They will secure the bag soon. Then you can bag hold like the GNUS anon
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Is the ServiceNow run over? Should I have sold today? Is the party over?
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>>62301271
Google is going to win the AI race or go to nothing
there's no in between.

If Google wins, it's at a massive bargain right now.

I actually think Google wins the AI race. They have huge advantages over the other players in every metric, whether it's chips, or money to spend. Google can outspend everybody and take a decade loss leading and starve all their competitors out.

Google is cheap. You should be buying it hand over fist.
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>>62301347
I will buy GOOGL for $275 in about three weeks :3
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Should I dip my toes into EWT? Or has Taiwan ran too much?
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Buy anything, get rich, Asian era is upon us

https://youtu.be/dvf--10EYXw?si=Lw-B1bUcluwEZ5ia
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Making money shouldn't be this easy. Something isn't right. We're due for a crash.
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>>62301313
>>62301300
Dont listen to this faggula, you get more drank and go get on another cs server
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>>62301092
Who cares, all this shit is a bubble. Just ride the waves and hype and cash out before it crashes.
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>>62301115
they are january 2027

>He purchased January 2027 put options at the $115 strike price for $3.30 while continuing to hold $100-strike puts acquired earlier.

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/michael-burry-adds-nvidia-puts-160051611.html
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>>62301362
We just had one 2 months ago, faggotron.
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>>62301330
*kisses you*
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I invested in a ticket to see that zoomer backrooms movie
It was fine, nothing amazing
I wish there were some good /biz/ and /smg/ memes we could turn into a movie though
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>>62301330
The energy required to run all this shit. I bought WLDN a couple of weeks ago for a long hold. I need to investigate more energy stocks.
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1665 Plymouth Rock bull market

https://youtu.be/49FWp7WLYKw?si=dGkJvjxp8KyriIWx
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>>62301117
I like direct but my broker doesn't trade on foreign exchanges so I have to resort to ETFs for some stocks like Samsung and SK Hynix.
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>>62301378

ANON HAS A BRIGHT IDEA

HE THINKS THE MARKETS ABOUT TO TUMBLE

AND HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT

THAT BEING A BIG FAT GAY BEAR

ISN'T ALL ITS CRACKED UP TO BE

COMING THIS SUMMER

ANON IS

THE BEAR
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>>62301410
I'd watch this
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>>62301378
A dark comedy about an African man trying to do business in his country.
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>>62301410
A movie about a schizo shut-in who spends all his time posting online about how stocks are overvalued and the market's gonna crash any day now, but instead nothing ever happens, until one day he gets a mysterious (You) from a 1pbtid that... idk yet
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>>62301393
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYZJya6DRWw
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>>62301378
IN ORDER TO PAY FOR HIS GAY FROG LOVER'S SEX CHANGE OPERATION, A CRAZED TRADER MUST GO ON A WINNING STREAK LIKE NO OTHER - AT ALL COSTS

PRESENTING ANON'S DEBUT IN

FROG DAY AFTERNOON
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>>62301378
A movie about a six port trading intern who has to get his hedge fund in the green in a month or else he's out of a job but he can only do that through a grassroots shill campaign on /biz/
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if you have goog, you should be buying the dip. i got buy limit at $340
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Why the hell is LAC up 17% after hours? Are we gonna make it and the market isn't even open?
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>>62301437
im still bag holding all these damn minerals from last October. what happened to steve?
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>>62301370
I can't believe someone so rich is so stupid. Dude really thought it would tumble down 50% in a year when the AI craze shows no sign of stopping.
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>>62301434
wait this would actually work
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>>62301438
No clue but hold that shit, 'something' weird is going on.
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The blockade is still on.. why is my corn options still down?
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Seriously, WTF is going on here?
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>>62301434
As an aspiring screenwriter, I can give this a shot
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>>62301444
Wtf is this real?
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>thought this would be a good week and I would make at least 1040 bucks
>discover a pennystock rugged and I lost 800, 400 of which was unrealized gains, literally thought "I should put a stop loss" last night which ALWAYS SOMEHOW OCCURS TO ME ONE DAY BEFORE I LOSE MONEY, uncannily
>walking around I saw that tranny in my hood that has been here for like 8 years now and realize this loon must be 30 now
every time things are chugging along i get heemed horribly, it's lke the universe enjoys my suffering.
if I just full ported intel in september I would be way up, instead i put 2% in a pennystock and got raped.
but i know if I bought intel, that would have fucked me too

annoyingly i'm also tired as fuck
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>>62301439
Michael Burry was rich off of inheritance before he ever even made a trade
his parents died when he was in college and he took the family estate and bet it on the stock market.
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>>62301451
The gas-mining bulls were right.
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>>62301435
340 is kinda low, buffet bought 10B at like 351 I think from the offering. I’m doing $355
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>>62301451
>LAR is still
Good time to slurp more.
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>>62301451
>Baby's first breakout

Look at that chart and memorise it, next time you see something similar go all in.
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>>62301451
arec went up a lot too but not enough to free me from my bag.
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>>62301451
I sold that too
im not allowed to make gains

>>62301456
oh kek there was a poster a few days ago complaining bout burry-type fags who pretend to be geniuses but actually they were already rich and had room to fail
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>KOSPI opens up at a new ATH again
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>>62301330
Xlu
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>>62301462
I already am all, it's been 1/3rd of my port for a year.
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>>62301462
every time I do that it immediately crashes
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>>62301467
the korean economy is collapsing so all koreans are doombulling into samsung and sk hynix 5x letfs
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>>62301467
No they overreact to oil spikes bigly, its going to be a -6% kind of day in Worst Korea.
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>>62301433
Bullish for AI
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>>62301433
>35L of water wasted on creating this poster
movie wasn't even that good anyways
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>>62301466
>it doesn't count if you weren't a broke wagie!
somehow more obnoxious than michael burry
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>>62301482
>>35L of water wasted on creating this poster
Sorry fisherinos for taking away your home ... but it DESERVED to be done
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>>62301482
poisoning minories air quality while shitposting is pretty bullish.
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>>62301482
Its a good thing water is a renewable liquid that literally comes out of the fucking sky for free then isn't it? You pear clutching philistinish Luddite!

AI Chads will inherit the earth, only prompters will survive the skynet onslaught. Non-prompters get the mechanical rope.
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>>62301313
yeah... idk where to find women. not really too worried about it either though.
>>62301365
just hoping it was that lobby and not cs2 itself that did the muting.
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New to stock trading. Is it too late to enter now? I feel like everything has mooned and we’re months away from the biggest financial crash in history
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>>62301439
>>62301456
Back in the financial crisis he bought puts like a retard, roughly ATM so they only paid out 3x his initial investment (ATM puts tend to maxx out at 3x unless the underlying goes to 0).
He's a dilettante at options and shorting.
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i think its over intelbros, i thought trump would be favoring domestic stuff but then jensen decided to spend a shit load of money on taiwan and open a school there

the thesis is broken
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>>62301498
I heard SPCE in good rn
>nfa
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>SIVEF good earnings report comes out
>is going to be added to nasdaq
>faggot serenity and his fanboys have been shilling it the past week
>it fucking dumps

What the fuck is this kikery?
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YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

SNDK AND LITE BOYS WE RIDE
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DRAM is getting raped
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>>62301485
the point, my nepobaby friend, is that people like burry who assume they're a good trader because their parents are rich are not reliable.
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>>62301504
why? kim need to do something about this now.
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>>62301503
oh yeah
I remember that now
he tried to fuck me back in march by having his faggots attack sndk and micron
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>>62301466
>>62301505
Rich people are like this in general, not just the traders lol
90% of them are rich because they were born into it.
Not by any merit of their own.
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WHITE POWER!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/3taEuL4EHAg?si=-rNL_b_AvO-YxsXh
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>>62301500
>the taiwanese ceo uses the american company to favor taiwan
it's almost like putting non-white non-christians born in foreign countries in charge of things causes the system to fuck over americans and help non americans.

why are my captchas getting harder all of a sudden jut fucking let me post

>>62301498
>new to stocks here
>posts
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>>62301410
There should be a love montage with Michael Burry after watching the big sneed. To this song
https://youtu.be/OTHHeIAYfuU?si=3yzHah62tKNKGr7b
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>>62301503
He didn't deserve it and it sets a horrible precedent. Having the jury based in LA was also absurd, they'd give a watermelon the death penalty if they heard it made a dollar off the stock market.
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>>62301517
sneed he got hit before he deserves it fuck him
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so avgo is breaking out
there is NO WAY this is going to go like AMAT did and pump to 480 and then immediately and violently fall back to 420 right?
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Sippin on a cold wine cooler, feeling like a high schooler

https://youtu.be/c8A4QVop3-8?si=6ZWlG4zefLU_RsIL
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>>62301519
He's down massively on that position which only proves that he doesn't magically control the market. Short sellers lose money all the fucking time it doesn't mean they should go to prison lmao.
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>>62301520
no this is based on google raising 80 billion to be paid to any company that does business with their TPU complex. Very bullish Lite, broadcom, semtech and others.
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>>62301525
>>62301511
https://youtu.be/u1XEajEqC18?t=1403
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>>62301532
Bro this is ass.
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Why is DRAM plummeting
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>>62301528
kek
based
I should have just been buying companies that get money from other companies this entire time
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>>62301537
kesha in general is ass

>>62301538
I bought
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>>62301540
True.
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WE GOT TOO COCKY. THE END IS HERE.
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>>62301539
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>>62301543
Holy fuck it's so baddd lmao...
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>>62301538
Iran War 2 Spastic Boogaloo
Nothing will stop Israel's bloodlust
Good news is we get the 3rd major dip in less than 18 months to slurp up :P
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>>62301248
>he doesn't know
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>>62301538
Longer hormuz closure is le bad for south korea and south korean traders are le retarded with le leverage
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>>62301548
GOOGLIE MOOGLIE Chads where you at

I am going to slurp so hard over the coming weeks
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>>62301254
Damn I really need to go 100% cash soon so I have huge money reserves ready to drop on SpaceX and Anthropic.
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everyone thought facebook was a fake and gay stock when it IPO'd. and you'd be a gorillionaire if you held it til Mark started the retard verse.
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>>62301092
Just checked...
Tech and infrastructure for AI and smart city...
The clients are: Egypt, Thailand, some latin america city and singapore.

Very risky not gonna lie.
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>>62301101
Why do they need so much money? I don't understand. They are one of the largest companies ever. Are they building a Death Star?
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>>62301564
>why would a company want free money?
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Making half my monthly wage every day doesn't seem correct, but fuck it, rocking it till the wheels fall off.
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Let's go AVGO
*clap clap clap clap clap*
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>>62301564
Fun fact about business.
When you stop innovating and investing you stagnate and close.
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DRAM CHADS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
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im about to sell all my dram, i'm beginning to panic
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Do I buy more Dell or what.
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Oh shit grrr has reached reddit
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>>62301585
>implying /Smigger general/ isn't already reddit-tier
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>>62301580
>>62301582
I've been watching Micron rise since it dipped to $690 and finally broke past $900, but stuck to SNDK. What's going on? Did you buy the top? Just hold.
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>>62301585
Bullish for GRRR & RDDT
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why is NVDA dumping bros?
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>>62301585
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>>62301505
>>62301510
the only real advantage he had over you was less to fear. his lifetime returns definitely dwarf yours. i can't stand his takes but these are worse. and i guarantee i've worked harder than both of you for much less.
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>>62301548
>>62301557
me on the right
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>futures
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>>62301585
that is grrr anon from here lol
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i slurped
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imagine not buying AAOI at $160. it's still cheap don't sleep too hard on PHOTONICS /smg/
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You think SpaceX will be the same as Virgin galactic? Huge price increase then shit the bed for years
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>>62301608
It's going to shit the bed quickly. You cannot justify such a large valuation from their current revenue. If it pumps early, it will dump by December because that's when insiders can sell. Just wait a year to see how things shake out.
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I think this overnight dump is GAY
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>>62301602
No its not me lol my port is in GBP £.

And I am perma banned from reddit despite holding 250 shares teehe :3
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>>62301503
HOW DOES THIS AFFECT SNDK
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>>62301619
stop whitewashing and make him as brown as he is in real life
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>>62301634
Gemini kept making him whiter every prompt lol
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>>62301637
GPT is better
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I bought AVGX today lol
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>>62301640
i was going for the anime style from the pharmaceutical commercials
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>>62301580
>>62301582
>>62301589
Asians always freak out just trust the plan
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When the oil shock hits, everyone will get mad that nobody warned them even though I have been warning you'll cowards for week.
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I got completely hosed on META and GOOGL today, its never been this over thats my entire portfolio
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>>62301657
my favorite part about VGT is it skips these gay companies
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This is one of the most obvious uptrends I have seen, no huge pump, no dump at all.
4th of June is Ciena earnings
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>>62301657
What are your averages? I'd recommend using the imminent correction to average down my smigga :)
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>>62301656
oil shock deez nuts
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>>62301605
dammit anon, you know im a degen coomer...
>unzips dick
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>>62301662
172 on GOOGL, 620 on META but the META position is 60% equity 40% margin
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>>62301622
>And I am perma banned from reddit despite holding 250 shares
damn, where are your shareholder privileges kek
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So when are you guys hopping off SPCE? I'm thinking the 11th. It'll probably spike again on the 12th but I'd rather make 100% sure I run off with the redditors bags.
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>>62301672
Nice GOOGL average
META is still heavy in their downtrend and no quck fix unless they abandon AI (They won't). I obviously like it long term but it will get worse before it gets better.

You've been ZUCKED
Formerly CHUCKED
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erm
RDW, RKLB, FLY
they are all pretty down and might be decent buys tomorrow after open
thoughts which is best?
no I won't buy ASTS
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Y AMZN go down
I need AMZN up
I should just sell while I’m still in profit and buy ETFs with the funds
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>>62301687
ngmi
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whats the deal with koreans anyways
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>>62301665
I just want to see everyone get rich. Oil reserves are hitting ~40 year lows. The price is being manipulated due to upcoming midterms. The price can be suppressed for only so long.

Remember that over 20% of the world's oil flows through the Hormussy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9o6412lwGA
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Public companies are less likely to shill /biz/, so what should i buy?
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>>62301657
Become a semi sister as well
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>>62301691
>Lose 20% of oil capacity
>Increase production by 20%
>Shrimple as.

Just yanking yer dick smegro. I think conditions look eerily similar to the oil spike of 2008

Good news, oil will go lower.
Bad news, lower oil prices will be due to demand destruction in Q3 & Q4 leading to poor retail Christmas results and eventually a credit crunch.
Klarna bailout anyone?

Through it all, I will be slurping, slurping it all up.
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>>62301700
KEEL, BFLY, HOVR, PATH, GETY, GRPN, NLST, NVAX, BLRX
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>>62301479
Priced in, oppa
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looks like we're getting a juicy discount tomorrow
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Please baby one more pump on oil so I can exit this fucking hedge that has been absolutely shreking my ass this whole time
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DRAM IS GETTING RAPED OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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goddamnit I drank too much, and then I ate a half kg sirloin steak with fries and topped it off with a whole 200g of hazelnut chocolate later.
I won't be able to sleep for another 2 hours at least
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>>62301721
>>
nvda bros are we just going to go back to crabbing after that announcement?
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JEROME
KEVIN
SOMEONE
FIX THIS NOW NOW NOW NOW
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What else should I be looking at?
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I need sneedisk to pull back at least 15% so I can buy more, it's been going up too fast
hopefully this overnight dip keeps dipping until morning
>I am still making money off of sneedisk
>thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62301747
GRRR under $20
RDDT after it dips to $160 but before it gets added to S&P on Friday
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>>62301540
>>62301511
HEY
I DON'T DO THAT DANCE
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Looks like saylors ponzi is finished.
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>>62301748
im losing faith seeing micron go up 2x the amount of sndk everyday bro
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>>62301657
Same exact Amazon. Looking at overnight I won’t even be able to afford kneepads by market open
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>>62301748
>>62301766
Price doesn't matter anymore. Just buy it.
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>>62301766
It's pretty funny that in the near future MUU is going to become more expensive per share than Micron itself
I was going to jump in late but $800+ at the time was wayyy too high of an entry point to justify
it's so wild that it's basically guaranteed to have a minimum 20% upside in the short term from there
>>62301788
don't hide, just buy!
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>>62301825
>>62301825
>>62301825
>>62301825
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We're going to get absolutely heemed tomorrow, aren't we?
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>>62301724
what

>>62301713
this but gold
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