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Tom lee found dead in his apartment after checking his portfolio edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62309768
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>dad died a month ago
>never got to see his MU cross 1000
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Um guys is this it? Is this the bubble?
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GAUZ
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>>62310351

Hard stuff my guy. Hang in there.
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Memory is just beginning super cycle, all the forward earnings are literally single digits. Nothings a sure thing, but this is pretty close imo.

Feeling slurpy and rapey.
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Bobros, we're loading up on puts right about now.
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>>62310380
DRAM and the entire market are down. The bubble has burst
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ITS sooooo over
We will never recover from this
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Buy photonic or stay permanent underclass
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The markets are cooked...it's over
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>>62310393
which ones specifically? LITE is a no-brainer but i'm not so sure about the smaller ones
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>>62310388
>nazi dubs
>but brown id that contains "poo"
I don't know what to say.
>DRAM and the entire market are down. The bubble has burst
Zoom out.
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>>62310391
>>62310399
Its done. It was a good run, I’ll see you guys again in a few years after the recession
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Edible Garden AG (EDBL) will go up. It is incredibly undervalued. No profits have been reported yet for their products that were just put in Target because they just started selling them in Q2. Investors also just voted on merging stocks for either 1-for-5 or 1-for-250, but it'll most likely be 1-for-250. Their Ready-to-Drink brand is also under a different name and I've come across it in articles recommending it to health junkies
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>>62310399
let them deep fry it, I love crunchy bits in my slurps
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>>62310409
Borrow rate of 450% eh
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Real thread

>>62309841
>>62309841
>>62309841
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Reminder that gold goes up with rates. Buy the miners dip.
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> futures
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Sell in June? Or kill yourself?
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>>62310391
>this nigga bought FLY
LMFAOOO
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>>62310492
Sell in June and miss the moon.
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>>62310328
What is Tom Lee's portfolio?
>>
Why is KHC tanking like a boomerstock?!?
>>
>>62310391
>No GRRR
>Too retarded to screenshot
>NGMI
>>
>Red Day
I slurped up some more DRAM and AMD, but I'm getting worried bros...
>>
Doubles I will buy this dip

Trips its a bubble and we all die

Even I panic sell everything in June


Odds and and it goes back up but I miss the dip
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>>62310510
You can't have green days forever
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Post your portfolios
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>>62310404
At $940 per stock, I don't see a reason to pick it over MU.
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is this the start of the bubble? seems like its just crazy to see some stocks go up 1000% in 3 months
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Deploy the V
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>>62310510
and here I am pissed I didnt boughted the DRAM dip...and also my average is $40 so I don't want to risk it
>>
>>62310385
pleasure doin business wit ya
>>
LASE worth it?
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>KHC
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>>62310536
dah bih tuh
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Sandisk just hit ath..when will it stop
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ItBbngybK3U
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>>62310550
The sun death of the milky way
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>>62310520
wtf? MU doesn't isn't even involved in that
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should i buy incel?
i am down 25 % and ppl say i should not buy the top so help pls
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soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its this a bad time to get into the stock market with index funds or not?
Im a neet with too much money just sitting in the bank doing what im doing i.e nothing
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>>62310536
I believe I might have missed a hype...
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>>62310558
I'm saying LITE is too expensive and MU has better returns for the same price per share.
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>>62310555
Checked, buying some now
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C'mon $NVDA do something boss.
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>>62310391
>SNDK
>SOXL
>TER
I can't stop winning
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>>62310568
they're in entirely different industry segments you absolute retard
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>>62310568
>MU 1T Mcap
why yes, I will be rich with a 10-15% gain!
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>>62310574
i cant stop losing
how do you decide what to buy?
what do you buy next?
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>>62310371
Your id is brown and says poop
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>>62310578
1.1T marketcap quit it with the FUD...
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How dare they take profits. Shameful.
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All my tickers go up when I watch them through tradingview or yahoo finance, but when I switch to my broker they go down.
This can't be a coincidence
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Cam on DRAM
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>>62310492
sell in june get some pune
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>>62310404
>>62310568
LITE is indeed to expensive but not because of the nominal stock price lmao
168 P/E ratio

>>62310583
>SNDK
Memory crunch, also just behaved insanely good so far and I kept piling on in on dips
>SOXL
I trust David
>TER
One of the biggest physical AI / robotic players, which I believe is the future
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>>62310391
Ah, yes. The RTRD ETF.
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>>62310559
Buy intc boss
>>62310565
Buy intc boss
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>>62310391
>he boughted all the memes
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>>62310607
NOT DURING LUNCH TIME BLEUUUUUUUUGH
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SPCE VIRGINS UNITE
DIAMOND HANDS HODL Xd
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>>62310328
Is Tom Lee the AI guy that gets spammed all over youtube?
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Buy ulta babes
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>>62310612
He's just a permabull CNBC guest
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>>62310589
The ol’ June Prune classic.
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>announce $85 billion equity dilution
>a day later release some shit called dreambeans
top signal...
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>>62310578
Buddy it's up 15% in the last 5 days alone. But you do you, play smart and put your money on LITE.
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I just keep buying more and more SOXS. I've bought $18k now I'm going broke or I'm retiring
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Ayo this nigga dreaming beans
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andy...
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>>62310404
lpk nok aaoi sive
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>>62310593
It's all just photons when you think about it. You are collapsing the waveform into a green line when you look through those other platforms. Probably something to do with the internal Plumbing of their systems changing the probability amplitude
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>>62310620
kek
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>>62310593
How is this sort of this having the light particles phenomena?
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>AAOI
>SIVEF

erhm....photonicssisters? why are we dumping? what's going on??
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>>62310630
neger im up like 1200% what are you talking about
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>>62310497
All inn ethereum
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>Red day
>I don't even know what to slurp
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>>62310635
THE DREAM IS REAL
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Gave up on my 358 limit on Google and fomoed in at 360. I'm sorry bro but I just triggered the dump
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Who put this dick, on my back. I wanna know.
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>>62310642
USAR
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>>62310635
You know it will be a massive success when they have to this much esoteric bullshit.
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AMDbros, we eatin' good.
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My Fidelity account broke. They hit the circuit breaker!
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>>62310652
not red enough
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>>62310613
ELF is the superior company
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>>62310635
I already have nightmares based on my life, why would i pay google for extra?
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>>62310672
>sample_
ngmi
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>>62310328
>refinance where tom
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Are we full porting into NOW smiggers? Or is this hype over as well?
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PDT rule is eliminated tomorrow
volume gonna be fun tomorrow as a bunch of robinhood users start day trading
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chat what do i buy
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>>62310380
>>62310388
>>62310406
truly it is over
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>>62310672
No you can get your nose and ear hairs trimmed at ulta and theyll even delouse you babe
>>
Throw $7k into MO
Yes or no?
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>>62310677
I get my ELF pics from Gelbooru and doujinshi. What of it?
>>62310685
The women crave cheap makeup
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>>62310656
Every company is well-versed in esotericism.
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Any guesses on SpaceX IPO share price?
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>>62310692
Forgot big titty elf
>>62310695
1 gorillion shekels
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>>62310695
About $350.
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>>62310695
$777
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>>62310691
You mean MU? Yes
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the most psychopathic indian men in existence are hard at work manifesting your worst nightmares and they're using your GOOG to pay them
you have to pay an "ultra subscription" to use this app btw
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>spaif
it went down only slightly today, whos following it? not sure if its slurping time yet
>>62310692
scroll down, original image
youre saving low res images by clicking save on the page in this screenshot
tru /a/utists would murder you
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WOLF BROS?!!!! IS ACTUALLY OVER??!!!.
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>>62310709
>more privacy raping
bullish for AI
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>>62310714
But it's pumping again?
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Don’t tell me you ever doubted him
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Would you guys buy a house in SEA? $50k for like 3 bedroom. I’m seriously considering doing it and sitting on it since I vacation there every year and family will use it too.
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>>62310716
I mean, the wait is over, is time to BUMP, to the moon,it is our time, to shine.
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>>62310721
But I still do doe
>>62310728
Yayyy *kisses you*
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>>62310519
Its fuckrd m8
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>>62310630
just keep buying the dipperino, fren
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>>62310727
No, I don't need to go to SEA for sex with asian women, when I got Gookfu at home boss.
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this is ridiculous
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>>62310745
...Go on...
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>>62310727
all the best bitches live in the sea
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>>62310736
Diversification
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>>62310727
What if you arrive at your house only to find it occupied by some ladyboy squatters?
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>>62310747
sorry
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>>62310748
I thought the little mermaid was black boss.
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>>62310755
You've been lied to, boss. Deceived. Propagandized, even. I'm sorry
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time to sell soxl? i need some cash for the bitcoin dip. maybe in 2 weeks when its $300+/share.
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>>62310755
FUCK DISNEY REEEE!!!
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whats the AVGO earnings play
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>>62310766
Do nothing
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boolish
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>>62310762
legend
>>
>>62310762
(((They))) told me not to hold leveraged ETFs overnight.
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>>62310736
>canadian
you deserve it
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>>62310767
i like it
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>>62310768
If the stock market were a royal court, this guy would be the court jester.
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SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
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Marvel is a good company but let it gap fill down. Semis should be moving on their gangbusters earnings and guidances not jacketman.
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>>62310787
that looks waaayyyy different to what I've taught
it should be
>buy
>do nothing
>sell
>>
>>62310762
>>
>>62310766
The IV is elevated enough calls are retarded but not elevated enough to make it attractive to play crush. It's likely only going to lose like 45% of the IV after earnings so spreads that are nominally 1.5 r/r are really .5
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>>62310787
You guys hold?
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>>62310788
need to get another woman(female) ask him to sign her tits
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Smiggers. Im bored. This crabday sucks. Oilers small plus, softwares red.
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>>62310781
retract that statement babe
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>>62310805
>i will never be slaped by those jugs
why is life so unfair
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I should have taken that 20% lose on SPCE...shit's looking close to 30% lose now
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Bullish
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>>62310328
Tom Lee convinced me to sell TQQQ and go small cap in the summer of 2023. Hes a smart guy pretending to be brilliant oracle. Fuck Tom Lee. Also how come he sounds so gay now? I swear he did not listen 3 years ago.
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>>62310838
BVLLISH
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>>62310328
Just leaving this here so you all learn and when this happens again in 20 years you will be wise
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>>62310840
Always do the opposite of what CNBC tells you to do
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>>62310380
Hope you are right but getting pic related vibes.
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>>62310838
>changing consumer habits
Add it to the list
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>>62310838
niggerlicious
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What gold producer do I buy? I already got a developer.
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>buy KMB to protect myself from dumps
>it shits the bed anyway
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>>62310838
nah not bullish although if you MUST hold a stor at a market top at least it's a sane one but it will get dragge own with index sell offs. at least it is valued more reasonably and has a dividend, will do ok if this spills into a recession next year (probable)
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>>62310838
THE SPRITE MUST FLOW
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>>62310852
KMB is dogshit. People are poor they will now buy generic kleenex and acetaminophen gladly
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>>62310762
I sold 300k at 18. I litterally gave you my shares.
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>>62310852
>I'm going to protect my missed out on gains by buying KMB
??????
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>>62310847
>>62310849
My guess is that this is more about trying to upsell on more expensive "refreshers" and whatever the fuck those are.
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>>62310838
bullish for DOLE
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>>62310713
Lower quality in exchange for lower cost (in this case, time). Just like ELF.
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>>62310626
rly makes u think
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>>62310863
LLY and NVO are safer bets.
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>>62310619
post port screenz or stfu
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Interesting that gold topped out along side stocks, its going to correct too. Crypto is fucked.
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Espp just vested, do I sell now or pick a better day to sell?
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
NO MORE DUMPING
NO MORE CRABBING
PUMP INTO CLOSE
KEVIN
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>>62310861
nah, its cause of niggers
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>>62310619
dumb what the fuck do you expect? Another 100%? Grow a brain
>>
AND I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG ANDY
>>
KEVIN
>>
sandisk singlehandedly keeping me in the green today
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>>62310805
Now that's what I call a pair of gazongas
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i dont know what to buy fuuuuuuuuuuk
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>>62310861
Indeed, purely economic factors you might say
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>>62310882
You;re crabbing until capitulation little frog fren get used to it.
>>
>U.S. Central Command
>@CENTCOM
>CLAIM: Iran claimed today that it did not attack the passenger terminal at Kuwait International Airport and damage was instead caused by a U.S. missile interceptor. Totally FALSE.

>TRUTH: Iran struck the civilian airport with drones in a deliberate, calculated, and unjustified attack.

Oh shit, so it was the US.
>>
>>62310888
Hahahha
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>>62310887
>AND I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG ANDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89tgpzE4qkY
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>>62310863
Lunchtime rowdies finding new and creative ways to speedrun diabetes is hilarious
>>
Boring day, I'm going to sleep.
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>>62310838
>citing NIGGERS
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>>62310536
When Siracha got started and was getting big the owner admitted to using his Bathtub.
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HE'S A CHANGING CONSUMER HABIT!
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>>62310629
Too high IQ
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dont' say I did not tell you what when how when and where when it's over......where you hiding baggie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
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>>62310892
I bought TTWO NKE and BKSY. I might be retarded
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>>62310805
Man my fishhead gookfu doesn't have cannons on her like those boss.
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>>62310928
Let me gues you've moved to shorts like a tard because the drugs just won't let you chill in cash
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>>62310927
>long POCs
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Netanyahu interview today on CNBC, fake assassination attempt live on TV by mossad-iranian, so there will be full support for invasion, let's goooooooooooooo
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>>62310915
so who makes these?
can i invest in pineapples or sometihng?
is this sam's club? im not american so this is new to me
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Gorillabros WTFWT
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>>62310917
>>62310928
>>62310888
>>62310844
>>62310629
You guys are funnier on down days. Anyways just bought 150k of NAMS and Ubisoft. Wish me luck!
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>>62310936
it's fine
normal shake out
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>>62310934
bro wtf happened to robbie rotten
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Time to get silly. I'm going to put $100 each into three Robinhood agentic accounts and tell them to race one another to 100k in gains. I'm thinking the contenders should be Claude, Gemini, and GPT. Who comes out on top?
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>>62310934
who exacly in their right mind gves a flying fuck what she thinks about anything? She's grifting because she cam't make it as hooker and no onw will stick their dick in crazy and marry it to have an in house luinatic screaming at them about random crap. A face made for a paper bag and a brain made of puke and piss.
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goog $355 is being defended hard. i want some at $350.
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Locked and loaded on 10,000 AQB shares bros.
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>>62310851
stick to gdx
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>>62310935
Changing consumer habits make them
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>>62310948
Was AQB the mutant fish ticker? I've been trying to remember it for years
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SLURP EVERY ARM DIP THEY ARE ALL FAKE
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>>62310937
You just threw money at a dumpster fire (ubisoft)..Consider gettinga guardian who looks after your pocket money for you RAM and storage is making gayming consoles and PCs expensive and you bought a financially delinquent loss making gayming company with stale beaten to death franchises
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>>62310943
Robinhood, as all three agents will go heavy on margin to win the race and then blow up their accounts. Robinhood will get your house and everything in it
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>>62310955
yes
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>>62310494
Whats wrong with FLY? Basically an early RKLB?
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>>62310956
I think the spark laptop will flop hard you wanna know why?
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>>62310943
Who said making money in the stock market couldn't be fun? Congrats on your future gains!
>>
Whats a good slurp rn
>>
>>62310948
when is the AI cyber fish pivot happening?
>>
This NVDA shit is trading in a range tighter than tick pussy boss.
>>
Everything is priced in. Including the huge shit I just took.
>>
unironically is we buying the dip
>>
Do i go all in on LASE?
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>>62310968
Nothing. Stay in cash USD and get a reurn on it at low risk and wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
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>>62310391
>He didn't milk the mammaries
>NGMI
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>>62310959
>>62310948
>>62310956
wait is it 2022 again?
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>>62310980
No do EUV instead, going to be the next DRAM
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>>62310975
I'll be buying it at 100-120. Watch and learn.
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>>62310987
After it splits again in a few years, maybe
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>>62310629
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>>62310987
Watch and yearn
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>>62310968
bank of Georgia 2y CDs at like 11%
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>>62310979
yes we is
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>Barak Ravid
>@BarakRavid
>A U.S. official said Israel-Lebanon negotiations mediated by the U.S. are still ongoing at the State Department. “talks started slow but then made significant progress on a plan of action”, the U.S. official claimed

AXIOS SAVE US
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>>62310935
I went to pol to check it out. African American Entrepreneurs are adding Kool-aid and Jollyranchers to Costco jarred Pinapples and charging $10-$20 bucks for it. They got these sweet ass ghettolicios posters and everything selling it. I guesse its 1000x (literally) your daily sugar needs and hospitals are dealing with a influx of diabetic comaos. Fucking Samsung spellcheck!
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How do i make ChatGPT draw Bobina molesting Mumina and Crabatha?
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>>62311011
Note how in almost every one of these videos the person takes a bite then puts the half-eaten pineapple back in the jar
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power half hour PLEASE
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>>62310957
How is it more fucked than Luckin cofee?
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>>62311011
Kek literal slut for BBC
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>>62311021
Power into the ground if anything
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I knew AMD was a buy when Cathie trimmed it to buy nuh vidya
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>>62310992
It won't split again for a decade, listen to yourself, you expect it to split and become worth half the nasdaq? Fuck sake. Another one on drugs. It's riing on a one off capex cycle. Its moving into making a laptop that will have to be sold at a loss to reach a price consumers can afford while neglecting i's original core market. Lost the plot.
>now now muh AI bullble will keep dowing 100% with the shiller cape over 42

Braindead.
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>>62310838
>changing consumer habits
Interesting.
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>>62311012
Tell grok to do it. Softcore porn is the only thing it's good at.
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why the fuck is MRVL dumping i bought pre market
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Well I just got Boeing puts because listening to you never makes me any fucking money boss.
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>>62311011
Going to start passing these out to all the pineapple kool aid salesmen at the gas stations.
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>>62310727
which country? you can't actually buy real estate in the Philippines for example. only leases are allowed for foreigners. divorce is illegal so maybe you can marry a girl and set it up like that or register a company with majority flip ownership (this is how condos work btw)
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>>62311039
If you're waiting for Nvidia to dump 50+% you're gonna be waiting a long time
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is this the big one?
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>>62311022
I never mentions whatever the fuck coffee, but ubisoft is a financial shitshow. Its going broke and it's stock is getting delisted
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>>62311056
Not that long about 12 months maybe less. And its goting to fall that much, absolutely yes. It is right in the crosshairs. For a start it will sell with indexes so that's your 20% for a start but there will be a secondary dump of anything that smells of AI.
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I’m gonna have to borrow a few bucks from my broker Tiffany
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>>62310986
redpill me on EUV
I might put some DRAM gainzzz into it
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>>62310838
Sheeeet!
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Cam on DRAM
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>>62310876
The other $8k is on other accounts
>>62310886
What you mean?
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>>62311062
If things get bad they can always just make an assassin's creed set in Japan with ninjas. It's free money, no one could fuck that up.
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Test
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power fifteen minutes
PLEASE
kevin!
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>buy SNXX expecting a dip
>it goes up
>sell on the rip, expecting it to go gown
>but it goes up
BUT I KEPT 25%
HAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU MARKET
YOU THOUGHT YOU'D OUTSMART ME
NOT PRICED OUT THIS TIME
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SHES A GOOD BABE
CRAZY BOUT DIVVIES
LOVES VALUE TRAPS
AND HER SCHIZO TOO

AND IM FREE
FREE FALLIN
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Do i sell my grrr?
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AVGO dump during call
CRWD dump during call
C3 pump
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>>62311075
I give up. I just...can't. See you tomorrow.

>I have thing that is already priced but it will go up 200%+ because it did before based on a one off capex cycle even though we are at a market top and about to correct hardmode!

Absolutely tarded
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Smiggers. Please. Is NOW gonna rise above $118 tomorrow? I mightve gambled my kids college fund on it
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So uhh is sndk or mu ever going to pullback significantly EVER again? I want to buy more but not at these prices…
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Power 9 minutes please
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>>62311051
Kek, giving that to children would be hilarious.
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>>62311105
You forgot to Henlow Jerome with that.
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>>62311099
It’s over NOWbros we are going back to $100
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the Korea political event today should be good for the chips, no?
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>>62310527
>>62310510
KOSPI making a top sign candle, each time it does this the next day may be red, which will be a drag on the US DRAM sector

However

KOREAN ELECTIONS are happening and the DP is expected to win. President R. E. Lee is a strong supporter of banning shorting, shooting bears in the head and ensuring all koreans can buy 5x and even 10x Samsung letfs to push the market up.

However the DP itself is underperforming the president's popularity, indicating that some voters voted for the PPP in protest. This is possibly because outside of Samsung and SK Hynix, the korean economy is in recession and Koreans are pissed but the PPP sucks.

Likely to be a mirror of the US elections if Trumo stops the war or unfucks oil, Trump is unpopular because he's retarded but democrats are talking about trannies and illegals instead of WHERE THE GOOD JOBS AT NIGGA? Ergo

Ergo assuming SPCX doesn't crash the market, korean candleography predicts a retrace to the gap at 8210 on the Kospi, but it will become another bottoming out candle and be bought up as the results roll in and President Lee declares victory with "the South will rise again".
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power five minutes PLEASE
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McD starting to look like a good entry desu
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the Kuwait airport was back up and running a few hours after that drone attack btw
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>>62311075
niiiiiiccccceeeee
I hope it jackpots soon and you enjoy your new boat
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>>62311075
>What you mean?
pssssst
he thinks you're talking about soxl I think xD
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Tough day today. Tough day yesterday.
>AVGO dumping non fucking stop into close
Looks like someone knows something.
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Doubles and we crash tomorrow
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>>62311116
good analysis
>>62311111
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>He didn’t slurp GRRR
>He’s NGMI
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>>62311136
Tomorrow is a holiday sir
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I held my nvda calls from a 60% gain to a 40% loss today
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>>62311136
Doubs and we rocket tomorrow
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>>62311080
Some genius here did a greentext on this that was absolutely hilarious.
>>62311062
Luckin cofee was the same but with fraud. RSI I believe to be the best investment tool. Companies 40xing next to never happen, but companie down 97.5% returning to baseline happens surprisingly a lot.
I hear you, if it did not have the RSI attraction I definitely would not touch it, as is, its not the dumbest 40x play. Poincaré recurrence theorem
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>safe portfolio doing badly
>risky portfolio up

What
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>>62311135
could be a retail shakeout attempt but yes earnings dump meme is a little too pervasive to think otherwise
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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>>62311116
i should have sold today before tomorrow's bloodbath
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>>62311136
>>62311142
Doubs and nothing happens tomorrow

>>62311140
Where?
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>>62311147
-0.3
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>>62311147
0,37% - Positive only because NVTS.
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>>62311116
Dems have been running attacks on inflation, gas, and jobs for months now. If you only hear about trannies it is because you only get your news on /pol/.
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>>62311147
Today: -0.84%
This Week: +0.22%
This Month: +0.22%
This Year: +33.09%
12 Months: +45.21%
mega raped today
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>>62311147
>-5.46%
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>>62311075
gonna really need some luck lol
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>>62311136
>>62311142
>>62311150
No doubs, tomorrow is will be a mystery I guess
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>>62311147
>day change -3.8%
>overall +4%
Fucking SPCE is fucking up my poorfolio

anyways, I'll probably see a -10% tomorrow.
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>>62311147
+.19%. I'll take it I guess
+8.5% for the week so far
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>>62311144
this has been my experience all year
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>>62311147
-1.31%
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>>62311153
I'm not gonna watch CNN bud, sorry that your propaganda is worthless when democrats in my state are passing billions of new taxes and wasting time trying to redistrict shit when gas is higher than ever
>inflation
Doesn't work when they refuse to repeal gas taxes, thanks for playing the useless soundbites though.
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>>62311147
down 0.04% today, snib snib
up 2.1% this week so far
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>dump right after close
why are they like this
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WOLF... ALL THIS TO END ONLY +1,45 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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>>62310956
I love you anon
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Still +1.12%, Thanks Oilers, NOKkers, Airliner Puts. And fuck NOWs.
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Bought calls. Stupid finish desu
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>>62311099
We had a major pullback on just about everything today.
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Any /AAOI/ SLUURRPPPERRSS ?
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>that CRWD gap
lmfaooooooo
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If avgo doesn’t massively beat and raise guidance bobos will be in full control
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>Just bought MCD. Drops to zero. Fuck.
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>>62311147
Not good Today's Real Shift: -$45,394.31 CAD (-1.02%)

Stock TickerShares OwnedToday's Real CloseToday's Change %Daily Gain / Loss (CAD)
VOO2,416$693.36 USD-0.67%-$15,422.38
SSO (2x S&P)7,259$68.99 USD-1.40%-$13,760.31
UPRO (3x S&P)381$147.72 USD-2.09%-$1,647.70
MDA (MDA Space)4,192$56.22 CAD-5.24%-$13,037.12
GSY (goeasy)1,347$39.12 CAD-2.59%-$1,400.88
ANET450$174.37 USD-0.55%-$592.05
CRDO475$233.10 USD-0.85%-$653.25
IQV401$181.90 USD-0.66%-$661.32
STIM36,409$1.64 USD-2.38%-$1,999.50
LULU (CDR)12,391$5.70 CAD-0.52%-$368.20
ICLR / MEDP——Flat/Minor drag-$491.60
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>could have taken 400% on my 7565 butterfly but lost 100% in the last 10 seconds
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>>62311162
Do that every week and you’ll 88x your money yoy
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>>62311182
Slurped on Friday was even cheaper OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62311153
They died on that hill. Forever stuck in the tranny trench. Want to bet as soon as they get voted in it is all troons and open borders again?
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>>62311186
It's July 2024 all over again. Here's your complimentary UberEats card for the trouble.
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>>62311167
You said Dems are talking about trannies and niggers and not important stuff like jons as part of your thesis. I'm just saying that's patently false.
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>>62311100
>>62311100
>>62311100
new
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>>62311187
their earnings will be utterly stellar the market will do whatever it's not based on anything
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*pops your bubble*



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