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perspective edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62314883
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beautiful morning saarss
what did you sluurrrppp?
>AAOI
>DRAM

We'll be back to yesterday's numbers by eod
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>>62315633
Checked. Fuck poor people.
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God I want to suck on some female breasts so bad
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> nows
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You bought puts?
You lost money today?
You're feeling bad about it?

I told you plain and clear - there's never going to be a red day ever again
All you had to do was listen
You have nobody to blame but yourself
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>>62315633
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I'm so God damn fucking pissed.
This piece of shit nigger market can't even stay red for 1 fucking day.
I'm done.
I quit.
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DRAM is still down over 4%...it's over
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>>62315651
Didn’t you hear? Iran has been halted.
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>>62315644
I want to rub the ass cheeks of a girl in a string bikini and spread and clap them together. Preferably do all this on a yacht.
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Still down 1% but recovering, hoping for a big beautiful green day tomorrow to finish the week
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Damn I was considering selling everything today at the bottom, thinking this might be the big one
And now my portfolio is a lil green, not much, but whatever
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>>62315651
It's good to quit while you're ahead. Market won't stay this high forever, and you'll eventually get a lower entry boss.
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>>62315651
why would you expect the line to not go up?
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My asshole is only half as gaped as it was this morning
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wtf is day trading this easy? Just take 20 dollar profits every 10 minutes? wtf was i doing before
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Bobo thought
Bobo actually thought
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is AMD a buy
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Everyone is celebrating the recoovery, only us semisisters are still trapped in the red
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I slurped the quantum dip
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Bulls got rescued again by a statement, actually two. Iran is halted. How that works, no clue but it pumped the market.
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WOLF bros???
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>>62315644
>>62315656
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>>62315670
>all girls
bitches must love pasta
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>>62315673
our regularly scheduled pump and dump
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>crowdstrike made back 6% so far
>palantir and now somewhat stabelizing but still shaky
softwaresissies, is there hope for us?
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>>62315665
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
FUCK
WHEN I DIE I WILL CALL GOD A NIGGER BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LET MY PUTS PRINT
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Any thoughts on Silvaco (SVCO)? I’ve been watching the EDA space and it has been shooting up over the last couple of months after previously getting kicked in the balls after its IPO. Why is it doing so well?
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Holy shit qqq break through this resistance and let my calls print
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VIX will go sub 10 tomorrow
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$60k cash, what do.

No G RRR jeets.
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>>62315688
I can make much better software than those two companies using Claude Code (software).
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>>62315680
no they love the saucy jizz in the pasta boss.
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>>62315699
All in ASTS and SPACX
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should I slurp PLUG or USAR?
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>>62315669
if you slurped a lil then your semi slurps will be up my friend
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>>62315699
All in short dated call options on AVGO. This market only ever goes up. This is not financial advice.
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>>62315707
Plug is bad. Datacenters will never use hydrogen.
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>>62315712
i dont care about datacenters i care about short term green line
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Didn't manage to slurp MU lows, now it's on the rise again. Whatever, I'll put it all in SPCX.
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>>62315699
RDDT tomorrow after close when it gaps down after not getting SPY inclusion.
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Average down syndrome
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>>62315647
I have downloaded your .gif
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>OIL
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>+0.01%
wagmi
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Can someone please predict the market for me
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slurped some NOW
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>>62315742
Someone did in the last thread: >>62315555
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>>62315742
50/50 chance either up or down. Do what you will with this info
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LITEbros we can recover I fucking believe in us
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>>62315742
SPY will go up and to the right
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>>62315707
Sold USAR at 30 and waiting for it go back down to 24 or less, really I regret not buying it when there was that big dip a little while ago. Still, I feel the market has to pull back or go red soon and I'm saving my money till then.
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>>62315748
AAOI is poppin off
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>>62315747
and what market would you be looking at exactly?
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Popeyes IPO when?
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>>62315756
Good golly Miss Molly
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Photonic bros? WE ARE BACK!!!
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>>62315755
Market is going down as we speak babe
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>>62315764
#winning
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That's how we love our US trading sessions
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>>62315756
Black peepo don't cook they chicken
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TRIPS WE DIPS
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>>62315661
Is health care sector boosted by failed suiciders who got patched up in hospitals?
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>>62315778
nope, we rippen
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>>62315782
You're welcome :3
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lulu bros, how are we feeling???
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Joseph Grrrboels supports GRRR, the official Nazi stock of 2026
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>>62315785
I'm shorting thots
Way overvalued desu
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What should I invest in for the inevitable World Cup falseflag bombing?
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Did you listen anon?

Were you rewarded?
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>>62315791
VSXY is mooning thoughbeit
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>>62315785
My Foid ETF is doing great still
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and just like that the nasdaq is nasback
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HOLY FUCK
THE V HAS BEEN DEPLOYED
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LFVN could go nuclear if a single whale touched it
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Why do most women dislike stocks?
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>>62315803
Three hours of power left!!!!
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>>62315785
>long ass
you are suppose to be short ass or long tits anon.
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>>62315804
Gotta love a good V
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AAOI BROS
what were the news for that juicy veiny green dildo??
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I´m trying a new strategy = high beta fast flying tech shit and I won´t look for a month. I´ll be back in July to share the results of this experiment. 60k on the following tickers:
HY9H
RKLB
SNDK
LITE
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Everybody expects a dump after this gay pump which means we won't dump which means we'll dump.
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>>62315817
No GRRR?
Pathetic.
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>>62315819
If yesterday SPX closed green it would have been the first nine-day green streak since sept 1995
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>>62315819
Only bears are faggots. Imagine wanting to go against progress.
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>know that tomorrow semis will skyrocket
>don't have any cash to capitalize on it
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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You're telling me the liquidity that left the market yesterday is now back in the market today?
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>>62315828
Sell your body
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>>62315643
What company is making pineapple flavored pickles? I keep seeing memes of this.
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I shill a nice nutritious home cooked ticker all day long, and this is the thanks I get?
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>>62315834
sam hyde
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>>62315651
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>>62315834
>this nigga thinks a company would bother
lmao lol even
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>>62315834
its a meme because on instagram some african americans decided to put pre sliced pineapples into jars and fill the jar with kool-aid. then sell them on the street for 15 bucks a pop. the african americans went wild for it
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>>62315838
Kospi will pump us to $30 eod tomorrow
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AAOI is giga pumping
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>>62315828
which tickers
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>>62315849
Was just about to post this, what happened? I think it's moving purely on sentiment.
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>>62315849
barely enough to offset my SPCE loss
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>>62315853
Those in DRAM and SOXX
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>>62315828
>tomorrow semis will skyrocket
?????? Really? Why is that? I have $4000 to spare. You mean SOXX?
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SPCE marines stay winning
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>>62315860
I'd buy 2 month somewhat OTM calls with that 4k on DRAM
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>>62315785
I have never seen a stock fall for so long. It just never ends?
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>>62315864
I'm bloody h*ckin' afraid of options.

>>62315861
Female Custodes.
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>>62315867
Plain DRAM shares also work
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Question for /biz/ at large: why exactly did Jensen Huang tout Marvell as the 'next trillion dollar company', and why did the market react so enthusiastically to what appears to have been an unscripted offhand comment? I see absolutely nothing in the fundamentals that justifies that sort of optimism. Yes their EPS growth is slightly better than average, but their PE and PEG are frothy as hell. I don't get it.
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>>62315854
They probably finished the background dilution by now
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I'm getting token maxed, absolutely claude pilled. Fr fr my port be stat mogging. RH and agents is no cap.
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Brainlets that didn’t buy the space dip, how we feeling?
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>>62315822
Put a lazy call on it for 20 expiring mid june this morning and now it’s almost met wtf? i should have placed way more
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Told y'all today is the last day you will get this under $20

You will FOMO in at $30 next week.
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>CVX
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>>62315876
Have also recently been "bussin" with Claude Code and GPT 5
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SpaceX IPO:
>Losing billions
>Profitable part of the company needs billions in upkeep
>Datacenters in space and other fantasies where heat can evaporate into space
>Loaded with debt
>Original investors have the majority
>There is literally nothing that could stop them from selling profitable parts of the company back to other ventures
Somehow this shit is evaluated at trillions of dollars and is going to rugpull everyones pensions and savings. Who buys this crap?
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>>62315873
My guess is there is some breakthrough in interconnect energy effiency in the pipeline
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>>62315886
>Datacenters in space and other fantasies where heat can evaporate into space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlQYU3m1e80
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I'm mad at the nasdaq
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They're calling it the biggest bubble in human history
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>>62315857
i already have a small position in DRAM but i don't want to average up, should i get into SOXX or look at options for DRAM?
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>>62315633
>>62315641
NIGGER-GENOCIDING TRUTH NUKE
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>>62315873
I think the play is Movies will cost 500k to make thanks to AI but still bring in a billion. Plus marvel will lead the way and sell the technology like the Tesla cope. Pure retardation of the highest order, if films cost 500k they will just get flooded but people without econ degrees love a story that makes them feel smart. This is the biggest bubble indicator Ive seen.
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>>62315876
Stay back,this clapper here,
she's all mogged out mate.

You dont want a soggy chode do ye?
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>>62315894
This is the gayest, most niggerish market in history.
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Well there goes LFVN. Too late to hop on now, but GRPN still has a window before it bursts.
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finally was able to get some AVGO this morning when it was down 15%. only a few shares but now my fomo is satiated
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>>62315899
You should stay the hell away from options and leveraged instruments and average *in*, anon. Your unrealized earnings may plateau for a bit but the actual dollar value of your holdings will increase. And there's nothing wrong with buying on the upswing. I've been doing it all year.
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>>62315905
went down the rabbit hole of this guy's account the other time you posted this and it made me depressed for the rest of the day
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>>62315750
Stop lying to him. You know it'll go back and to the left.
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>>62315892
>Company that can barely sustain a satellite network to provide bad internet
>Implements a sci-fi project the size of a moon
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>>62315919
just flip your phone
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Do you guys think nasdaq will close green?
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QNT
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>>62315925
Starlink is pretty good internet desu. Plus having 10,000+ satellites doesn’t sound like “barely maintain” to me. You sound salty desu
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>>62315912
incredibly based
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>>62315892
I fell for this one. I still dont get how bodies freeze but data centers could not cool down. I know it true and the ISS biggest issue is overheating but never would have guessed before being told.
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>>62315933
Don't respond to thunderf00t
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>>62315843
I have seen 2 or 3 memes of it. Are people pickling with a pineapple juice mix with the brine? When I look it up it gives me pineapple fruit pickled. Not cucumbers pickles in with pineapple juice.
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>>62315819
broadcom stupid dumb nigger ceo spooked the market but we are back
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>>62315905
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I'm up a lil bit but not enough to make up for yesterday this needs to be fixed henlo mister jerome please fix this thank you oh wait i mean mister kevin
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>>62315925
Lol, why's noone else doing it?
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>>62315775
If you wash it you don't need to overcook it.
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>>62315912
Nice brother I also got in on the dip. If I had your balance I’d probably just qqq and not look anymore.
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>>62315936
T00ki?
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>>62315917
What happened?
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>>62315812
I hate both ass and tits, but america is full of black people so it's 100% ass-oriented
I'm long lulu
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>>62315962
>I hate both ass and tits
So you like penis then?
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>>62315962
>i'm gay
>this is black people's fault
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>>62315919
JFK ahh post
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>AAOI

PHOTONICSsisters we are so back!
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>>62315969
He's long penis
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>>62315962
You need corrective therapy
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You guys should make more threads on the catalog to do with stocks so it's not the same 2-12 reply shitcoin threads.
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>>62315872
Seems smart given the perceived shock of SK Hynix and Samsung getting ADRs. Thanks, I'll go right ahead and buy MU with leverage.
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>>62315974
What a nice family day at the beach.
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>>62315972
Post the real image
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>>62315975
There was once a tanker stock and penny stock general
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Everything so expensive and gay.

Like wtf you want me to buy at SPY at $760?

Get the fuck out of here.
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>>62315970
>i'm gay
>this is black people's fault
Isn't this everyone on pol? I thought Fuentes started the trend.
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>>62315984
CIEN and AVGO have giga dips today
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>>62315959
check it out for yourself, his ig/yt account name is gossip goblin
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>>62315984
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I have $1k cash, what do I buy and hodl?
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>>62315984
Problem is profits keep growing at record rates.
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>>62315994
Throw the jew down the well
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>>62316000
Become the Jew
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I've got an idea. Let's just pump all session.
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>>62315996
Its a bull market, pick anything
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>>62315991
ciena feels interesting
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>>62315996
Fourteen shares of DRAM. Be aware that you will have to unload it eventually, but it seems a fairly safe bet for the rest of this year.
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>>62315991
>$500 & $1000 stocks
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>>62315969
>>62315970
loli master race
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NVDA will be very green next week
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How stupid am I to go all in on space x ipo.
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>>62315997
What profits, AI schizo? It is a bubble and it's already started deflating.

>OpenAI posts record losses of $12 billion in three months
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>>62316012
spcx is going to shlorp up all the gains next week blud
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>>62315996
Save it for SPCX
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>>62315962
nigga u gay.
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>>62315989
How would I profit from this
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>>62316013
so long as you option out by EOD it should be safe (dont get a flipping penalty)
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>>62315962
>I hate both ass and tits
Pathetic.
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>>62316013
I counsel patience. Wait and see what happens after July 6th. That's when all the index funds are going to load up on SPCX. It might moon, or it might pump and dump.
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>>62316011
>I hate the secondary sexual characteristics of women that developed after puberty
K so ur a pedo
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>>62315945
There is no profit in burning cash. LEO satellites have an expiration date.
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>>62315989
earnst rohm started the trend
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From -6% to 1% only because Photonics, all my semis are red.

What a clown day...
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Are people really falling for the quantum meme?
Oh you silly fools HAHAHAHA
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>>62316031
Your expose it too high. You should have exactly <0> AI garbage.
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>>62316013
$10 within a few years.
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In my country there is problem.
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>>62315982
>penny stock general
That sounds funny. Personally I would like there to be more discussion about less known stocks and areas, like what's happening on the Johannesburg exchange in Africa or developing markets. I get stuff like MSFT or semiconductors right now is where the money is but I can go on 50 different websites parroting the same 3 opinions /smg/ has. Somewhere where with a more niche scope.
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qqq calls nearly itm :3
Bobo always gets the cuck chair when the bull is hungry
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>>62316014
>Talks about spy
>Spergs about open AI
Are you ok? I cant tell if you are retarded or manic or both. Spy is making record profits, the graph was an explanation of how it works as I doubt your uneducated poverty ass has taken a finance course. My bad for trying to help you understand, you deserve to be poor.
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>>62316042
>semis
>garbage
Why do you hate technology?
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>>62315996
>SPCE
>dump at spaceX IPO

trust the plan saar
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Gorilla SmiGRRRs, we have lift off.
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Praise tqqq my king I kneel
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>>62316061
Your plan seems pretty half-baked but I hope it works out for you.
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Why are futures traders so bearish? Everywhere else I look is bullish.
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Another day WFH playing Vidya making a cool $130k a year...

Yea this is the fucking life, why do my blue collar extended family seethe so much about it?
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the V keeping V-ing
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>>62316074
V V
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>>62316071
they can read market signals better than the average guy
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>>62316069
i just want to break even
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smigoys are sleeping on photonics
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>>62316048
Im seriosly debating putting 100k into Guyana. They found oil, think they had 40% GDP growth one year. They have a stock market, you can check out P/E and revenue growth. Some weird abstract companies with fantastic numbers, but there is no information on how much debt they have, who the owners are, what the company even does. I think it be fun as fuck.
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Uh-oh, Recover-O's
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>>62316048
It would be nice to have a deep value general but it’d be flooded by faggots spamming their pet shit-cap companies (see GRRR spamming itt)
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I should have sold MSFT a week ago
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>wake up with massive suicidal ideations
>see gains
>no change in mood at all
I should go on a hike before this gets worse. Pray for me bros.
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>>62316064
where were you yesterday when it did -25%
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Anyone here in FPS?

>tfw you want to get in but no recent dips
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> QQQ
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>>62316100
Try B vitamins. Particularly B12. Brain food.
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>>62315997
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>>62316105
I like fps games so I think I’ll pick up a small bag
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so the finally due pullback is just cancelled? gay retard market
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>>62316104
Slurping another 5,000 shares at $16.50

:3
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Want MU to somehow do a full recovery after I did a bit of slurping earlier
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way too clownish market
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forgive marvell for doubting capeshit :prayingemoji:
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>>62316100
Get your dick sucked by a beautiful girl. Worked for me.
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>>62316072
Should I play through final fantasy tactics again? Ive never beaten it bc im too autistic and grind all the job skills before act 2
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>>62316096
I made the mistake of investing in China again. Subbed to a reddit Chinese stocks sub. Its no joke 60% some dude posting daily about how the future of aluminum recycling is some shit Chinese pennystock. A thousand posts that have probably shilled 0 shares. Rest of the posts are just as awful but nothing as repitive as the one.
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This dipperino wasn't as dippy as I dipxpected
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I need to just set calls with stops and walk away
I had 2 IWM calls this morning at lowest, 1 SPY call, sold them for meagre 50% profit because the SPY was just jerkin off while the rustler was going apeshit
probably cucked myself out of an easy 500$ if I just held and walked away, or set 200% stops
my bull case : line goes up forever + trust xe plan
also the SPY 2h RSI was low af and we bounced on a support
at least my shitty 69c DRAM went break even so i could sell that shit too
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So I have discovered this weird trick. I had some popatos left over from Thanksgiving, so I put them in some dirt and now there are leaves coming out of the dirt and I think I am going to get more popatos. The Popato Jew isn't going to get his cut this year and I'm fucking thrilled about it boss.
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>>62316072
>Lower your tone
Yeah, sorry, I know that meth can really fuck up your hearing.
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>>62316100
I'll pray you get the spiritual gains you need, my smigga.
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>>62316048
i wouldn't touch africa because they could collapse into a dictatorship, have a monkey war, have ebola virus, or simply run away with the money because you can't believe anything they say
south america and asia are bad enough but at least they have some stability
even in america and canada though there are small cap companies with good potential to double in a few years
/smg/ shills some great small picks sometimes inbetween the sea of generic stuff
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bought the AVGO dip but it keeps dipping...
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>>62315925
You're on /biz/ so you should know starlink is far and away the best product inside of spacex. It prints money.
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>>62316014
>What profits, AI schizo? It is a bubble and it's already started deflating.
Sorry you bought puts at 110, Michael. Maybe you shouldn't have hired Indian web developers to do your analysis work for you.
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Bros I just stepped back in time
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>>62316146
fucken rekt lmao
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anyone slurping TQQQ?
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>>62316153
Lovely. What state?
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>>62316111
Some guy posted a brit last night discussing how AI will never be profitable. I disagreed with him, but respected his points and he could be right. It will be intresting to see how this gets profitable.
Anyways we are 100% in a bubble, but like the Internet, railroad, and Dixie bubble its probably the real deal, with money printers like Apple, Meta, and Microdoft eager to dig in raising the floor. My two cents anyways.
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>>62316149
the problem with spacex is xai
starlink is a good product and so are their launches but these are both very niche and considered much smaller than xai
xai, however, is shit
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Can anyone recommend a stock or ETF that can be bought for $6.5 or less/share?
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So what stocks are positioned in the market to get some serious gains off of the whole foot fetish industry (((they))) have started pushing on us boss?
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>>62316164
You can't buy fractional shares?
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What do we think /smg/, is spaceX future prospects worth the valuation even though revenue is not there? Worth buying?
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>>62316156
I hoping for a midterm dip. Ill slowly move in if it happens.
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>>62316146
>You cum but she still suckin
The dip was below 410. It's above 410 right now. Buy more.
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>>62316164
slightly less than 10% of 1 share of chpy
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>>62316171
I like to buy in round lots of 100 shares, and I only have ~$660 left right now.
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>>62316164
SPCE
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>>62316164
SOXS?
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>>62316172
>worth
yes
>right now
no, I'll wait 2 more weeks after ipo to buy the delicious dip
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>>62316179
Gets you 34 GRRR right now today
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>>62316180
This is tempting... I'll consider it.
>>62316182
I don't want to be a bobo
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>>62316158
There will be one or two winners in the AI race, and they will become the next Windows and/or Apple. (OpenAI will not be one of them). How profitable they will be is frankly open to question. The only Fortune 500 company I know of that has found a practical application for AI is -- surprise! -- Oracle, which is using it to automate their datacenters. Like the PC and Internet revolutions, it will provide incremental gains in productivity, not revolutionary ones. The real money to be made, then as now, is in the pick-and-shovel companies building and servicing the datacenters where all of this allegedly paradigm-changing activity is taking place.

Screencap all of this.
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>>62316064
Let’s goooooo
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>>62316092
Just from a quick glance it seems like the majority of the oil was discovered by Exxon and it was several years ago now. There's been some recent discoveries but I assume everything has been priced in for that sector. I'm guessing you want to invest in the banks and tobacco stuff?
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I fucked up buying $NOW.
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>>62316034
You're not supposed to be significantly weighted in quantum. You want a small % of your port on the off-chance those stocks moon.
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>>62315814
Hot
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>>62316172
MDA is a competitor with 4.4 Price to Sales. With a 90 PE Im bailing on that come the SpaceX float bump. No way would I ever hold 88 except for the Hitler value.
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>>62316189
not Amazon? I thought they'd be able to manage AWS with it and improve their logistics efficiency
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These IWM calls I bought at 14 cents are now trading at 75 cents, I told you all that today was going to be a good day, and here we are boss.
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>>62316157
PA
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>>62316164
KOPN
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>>62316149
Maitenance bill for the LEO network has not yet hit fully. LEO satellites have an expiration date and that is going to be due in year or two for the starlink.
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Complete and utter V for VICTORY
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>>62316195
Its all weird holding companies and banks. I haven't looked in 2 years but they were trading at 8-11 P/E with 30% profit growth. Id definitely go for the macroeconomic play.
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AI is fake. It's a wealth-destroying activity. These companies are essentially running SETI@Home all day and paying higher electricity bills. We're all just waiting for the theatrics to end.
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>>62316157
Shit, I grew up like 30 mi from there
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>>62316210
QQQ still hasn’t turned green
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Ugh guys, why is oil computer technologies fucking spiking right now?
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Fidelity has SpaceX IPO shares at $135
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ARMbros what are we thinking . . ?
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>>62316213
AI companies are absorbing the looming hyperinflation. They're potatoes going at $1000 a piece.
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Why won't my MUU go up? :(
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SpaceX just got a massive contract. June going to be wild
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>>62316220
because settlement time 14:30 EST
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>>62316189
I dont think you are putting enough exponential growth into your models. You are 100% correct if things stay the same, but Will Smith eating Spaghetti was 3 years ago. Who knows though, could very well plateu or as Im waking up too, be too far from profitability to justify.
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>Goldman Sachs expects SpaceX’s AI revenue to increase 100-fold by 2030
>look inside
>Goldman Sachs set to be named lead left underwriter for SpaceX IPO, source says
lmfao bruh
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>>62316232
you what else is massive ?
>*unzips dick*
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>>62316206
Will this keep going up?
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>>62316200
They are apparently a strong contender, yes. But it's too early to try an pick winners IMHO. I merely know that that bullshit artist Sam Altman is not going to be one of them. Google the Dirty DRAM Deal if you want to see why.
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What the fuck is going on with blackberry? I avoided buying it because I thought surely it will dump as soon as I do. But it just keeps going up
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>>62316213
Quick, tell me about Tianamen square?
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>>62316244
Don't know whats going on now but they survived their demise by being the most secure. If you worked in a firm that could not risk a hack you were given a blackberry. I hear most big law firms have them.
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>>62316128
Rainman but his autism leads you to ruin rather than riches.
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>nothing happened
Anyway I didn't know spacex was IPOing as soon as June 12
>scared money don't make no money
Yeah
But you don't make money by buying really high either, and the market has a bunch of bearish shit working against it right now while simultaneously being at an ATH.
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We hitting 30 EOM, gorillabros
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>>62315653
>>62315651
kek
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>>62316141
>noooo you can't just invest into africa
People have said this about Elon for a long time. Yet, africa has been extremely profitable for me and i will keep buying more SPACX. Seethe more tranny.
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>>62316208
The prospectus is a little goosed but if you napkin math a more honest depreciation into GAAP for the rocket launches on a 5 year capex cycle, you still get a net operating profit over 3 billion.
And that's bumping Elon's 15M per launch figure to 30M btw.
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Dow jumps 800 points on fake and gay news
Actually no news.
Just no reason at all.
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>>62316265
Reminds me of IREN when it first took off from $5 to $70

Unironically $100 GRRR EOY

I will become the gorillionaire I was born to be.
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normally when SOXL/SOXX moves, the SPX follows. today it's doing it completely own thing, moving completely weird. Each day they come up with some new retarded bullshit
Oil pumps $1, ignores it
SOXL dumps $7, SPX goes basically sideways the money just gets funneled into something else
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>>62316268
What are you buying in Africa?
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>>62316242
I hope so, but I'd wait for a pullback to buy in.
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>>62316205
200k Indians are on their way there right now.
If have something nice, keep it to yourself.
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>>62316286
Thanks, I'll consider this one too
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>>62316276
that last image, is that kira?
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>>62316281
Just from looking on JSE they do have stuff like supermarkets and food distributors that looked okay. Honestly if you're going to invest in Africa I guess you need think about stuff that will always be needed. Telecom companies are needed even in war, warlords love having 20 dozen phones to coordinate their army and Rwanda was paying out the ass during the Congo War for sat phone credit for their military.
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>>62316281
buying shit in Africa is stupid, just go there and take what is yours. Just like the old man said in that Toto song, "Hurry boy its waiting there for you"
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>>62316280
I shorted MU in the early morning when the SPX was pumping on one chart and MU just couldn't stop dumping. Messed up the exit but it was the right entry read.
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>>62316289
Not its Dindu Pepe
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>chips are down because Broadcom made a fuckload of money
I love how broadcoms success somehow undos the otherworldly levels of profit other chip makers have and project going forward. fucking clown world
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>>62316116
>>62315909
What month do you think it is?
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Sell
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I was long in MUU and SOXL and now I'm financially ruined
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>>62316301
That is a buy signal if I know one
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>>62316301
thank you for the heads up.
i solded
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>>62316301
Good time to hold gold and silver?
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>>62316281
As i told you already, SpaceX is managed by a south african genius.
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>>62316293
Based
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>>62316311
Seriously, I was feeling bearish till I read this.
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>>62316302
How is that even possible? If you're red in SOXL right now you're a dumb dumb
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>>62316301
>another prediction of the bubble pop

Look, its real simple, L'Chaim. I buy. I don't need the money now. Pop or no pop, I am up 1000% in 5 years.
Capiche?
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>>62316301
>weekly doomer report is in
nah im good.
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Signed up for 100 shares of SgayX.
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>>62316301
Who's this pajeet?
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>>62316301
How many times has this guy had is portfolio go to zero?
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>>62316341
>$135 a share
Palintir was $10, they are expecting a BIG dump.
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>>62316348
>it's an obvious dump
>he's not shorting this
I'm calling bullshit.
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>>62316348
Well that may be, that's why I'm only sloorping 13k. If this market (and Elon ) weren't batshit insane I would put a lot more money.

>>62316353
I don't think you can short this at the moment.
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
PUMP SOME MORE
WE'RE SO CLOSE
CLOSE GREEN
KEVIN
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Trump should start another special military combat operation in Iran right before Musk's IPO just to fuck with him boss.
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>>62316353
Fuck no, Tillray shorts got absolutely raped though they were 100% correct. You dont fuck with floats boy. 12>240>12>1>7
I am bailing on my 250k of MDA shares though as I know SpaceX will eventually crash taking similiar companies with it. Just trying to figure out how to time the $240?
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Im back Smiggers. See you in the next thread.
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>>62316353
>>62316348
Remember.
YOU are the exit liquidity.
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>>62316368
wanna know why everyone calls you faggler?
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>>62316368
Why is Hasan calling people the n-word all of a sudden? I thought he was turkish himself.
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lol
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>>62316363
Who the fuck knows, people got stupid rich off Tesla. I wish you luck man and respect the gamble. I think youll be laughing short term for sure. Also if Musk pulls off this mega chip factory Ill finally kneel.

https://youtu.be/wWZYP5jn5w4?si=rC4XjLE7_BAh4uGY
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>>62316384
>one way or another
WE GOING TO WAR BABY!!! THIS TIME FOR REAL!!
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DRAM SISTERS
WAS THE V DEPLOYED TOO SOON???
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>>62316382
I don't think about anyone who calls me Faggler at all. They are nothing boss.
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>>62316384
It's just gonna open. It's a force of nature. By itself. It's just that magical. Believe in it.
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feeling retarded for not selling my nflx this morning
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>>62316392
Ah ok copeller lmao
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>>62316396
Remember when i told you Jeff will eat their lunch?
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>>62316384
I can't wait for this to be over so I don't have to hear the terms "Strait" or "Hormuz" ever again
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crwd desperately trying to claw its way back to yesterday's close
if this keeps pumping I'm ready to short this retarded market
>130 p/e
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Trump just truthed the N word
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>>62316384
They didn't specify which June 1st it would open, technically not wrong
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I'm thinking 8.5k S&P EOY
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>>62316409
Alexander-sama, I kneel! Give me that sweet whoremussy!
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>>62316420
What's a 17-year-old like that doing with all that money?
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>I'm okay
*dies*
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>>62316420
I guess I need to redifine the definition of 'smoking hot'. Brrrr
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>>62316420
Joe Camel's doing well for himself.
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>>62316334
I bought yesterday
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>>62316458
>>62316458
>>62316458
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TRAVELING SOMEWHERE
COULD BE ANYWHERE
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>>62316432
You are not wrong but you are also clearly not 43
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>>62316461
THERE'S A COLDNESS IN THE AIR
BUT I DON'T CARE
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>>62316048
I miss the days where foreign investing meant a hundred or so white boys with guns would just roll up on an indigenous backwater and form their own states and monopoly corporations. There needs to be more Dutch East India Companies, British East India companies, William Walker in Nicaragua type stuff



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