We are about to be raped at open edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.https://www.HindiPoopMusichttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious:>>62318357
>>62319354>President Xi will travel to best Korea for an official visit>worst Korea stocks dumping
*POP*
>>62319361People talk about the bubble in America but not the one in Korea.
Nobody knows who I am in the previous thread
GAW bros we are getting played with by big oily men today wtf was that dip to 178 and 8% rip back to 191 what are we some fucking semi stock we arent meant to move like this
>>62319361KOSPI is dumping but it's still higher than when I sold.
>>62319366>cleantugal
*plap*
>>62319365The "Asian Contagion"(financial) is a 90s meme. It still checks out.
>>62319366My american gf recently told me she does not shower every day.
>>62319382hot
Got my ass gaped by my bull getting ready to trade mu
>>62319382
>>62319377The crash of the SK market will be glorious. That shit is built on stupid amount of retail leverage.
>>62319392The south Korean japs are the new Japan japs
>>62319366Leafjeets...
>>62319354China's oil imports were 6.36 mbpd in May, down from 11.39 mbpd in February, so a drop of about 5 mbpdhttps://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/chinas-crude-oil-imports-slump-its-economics-not-altruism-2026-06-01/However, they're not relying on stockpiles
>oil still in the 90sI don't care, I don 't give a fuck. I AM more solvent than the market can stay irrational.I don't care if they decided to put blinkers and go crash on the wall at 9000mph. I'll be right either way much like I was right in jan and feb 2020 and we're past the point of no return.
probably green day on good NFP report somehow
>>62319400
>>62319400Does that count hidden Russian oil imports that aren't on the official books?
>Goldman Sachs sees 100-fold jump in SpaceX AI revenue to $322 billion by 2030: ReportThis rugpull is going to be legendary.
What caused thecrashtoday?Was it Korea or Trump? Fuck both of them. Koreans should be slaves for manufacturing chips we need, and Trump should be put on the wall.
>>62319395But then what are the japs going to become?
>Al Arabiya correspondent: Iran informed Pakistan of its acceptance to transfer part of its uranium to a third country it agrees upon #AlArabiya_Breaking>market pumped on this>even though the US clearly said no to it priorlyliterally desperate>Al Arabiya correspondent: The core gap in the negotiations is the release of the frozen Iranian funds #AlArabiya_Breaking
>>62319410I'm invested in GSit's the only thing holding my portfolio uplolGS is literally the only bank I own. It's always done well for me, I'd never sell.
>>62319408No. The data is not official data. The data is from Kpler (which owns MarineTraffic and Fleetmon).As the article mentions, a large share of the Russian oil flow that previously went to China has now been redirected to India
drsmbros we are cooked until the midterms are over, it was already foretold
>>62319410Goldman Sachs is one of the bookrunners of the IPO
>>62319414Vietmanze. In Fact it would be better if they returned to a export manufacturing economy instead of R&D. Alot of factories are already moving out of china if they are jap/korean. Imo it would be better if the Yen just dumps more so it can facilitate the move back home, it would atleast give old fucks a job again.
>>62319424i remember that time David Solomon walked his fat ass into the pre IPO lululemon negotiations and the way he secured it was by wearing their sweat pants, nothing really to add just remembered that
>>62319423Everybody says that this will be a bad year because of US midtermswhen everybody says it, that's not what happens.the market never agrees with majority opinion
>>62319366I feel like the stats are skewed for India. Like yeah they might take a dip in a river every day, but does it really matter when the river is filled with shit and corpses?
>>62319431the market will be bad because trump raped the worlds oil supply and cant admit he lost
>>62319433These holy rivers cleanse benchod. Indians count perfume usage as taking a shower i am not making that up either, these fucks drench themselves into it and wear the shittest nose biting clones avaliable.
>>62319410How do they even pretend to justify this?
>>62319400In related news, China's NEV charging volume on May Day was up 55.6% year-on-yearhttps://www.chinadailyhk.com/hk/article/632924
>>62319434We are going through a technological singularity. AI is going to become super human.literally, this bullrun is going to last 3 more years without even a 5% dip. SPY will be up 500%
How many Space X shares are you goys getting? Think I'll go for a small bag of 10, then see what it does in 3 to 6 months.
>>62319438AI in space sar!
>>62319438Goverment contracts + civilian contracts. Only way i could see this possible is if they mined resources from the moon for Fusion power. https://space.sciencearray.com/helium-3-moon-mining-fusion-powerTL;DR: Helium-3, a rare lunar isotope, promises fusion power with minimal radiation and waste - solving climate, energy security, and nuclear waste challenges simultaneously. Private companies have already built 110-ton-per-hour excavators and signed contracts to deliver moon-mined helium-3 by 2029, with NASA's Artemis program establishing infrastructure. But technical hurdles remain: fusion hasn't achieved net energy gain, D-He3 reactions require extreme temperatures, and legal ambiguities over lunar mining rights threaten conflict. The next decade will determine whether helium-3 revolutionizes civilization or remains perpetually out of reach.
>>62319443Please be b8
slurped now and workdaylets fucking gooooooooo
>>62319418dogshit stock did nothing for 10 years after the gfcFAS is the only financial to own
>>62319445I have some respect for goldman sachs but if someone like Honda came out and claimed they were going to 100x their revenues with no clear plan for how they would be laughed out if the room.Just going>enterprise applications of aiWhen right now there is zero profitability there cannot possibly be good enough.I know these fucks know things I don't but this is just ridiculous.
>>62319382at least she won't go bold
>>62319415>Al Arabiya sources says>Axios sources says>Pakistani sources saysAnd it works every fucking single time. And they'll tell you this stupid ass fucktarded market is omniscient.If you want to go to the wall, you'll meet the fucking wall. I don't care at this point. Nor will I care about the consequences. Not my problem anymore at this point, everything is deserved.
>>62319447The quote explicitly says "ai revenue".>Goverment contracts + civilian contracts.As opposed to what? Space alien contracts?
Can you imagine the money you will be able to make in 20-30 years once asteroid mining starts being viable? Shit will make the AI bullrun look like chump change
>>62319471I'll just wait until I'm 60! Then my real life can begin.
>>62319462My bad misread it. AI revenue lol we are more likely to see decentralization of AI/IaaS services in the future. Shit even SaaS services are going to take a major hit for AI is really that golden.
>the korean AH in the redthe raping will continue on Monday
>>62319471Just wait until they make teleporters 100% effective, even to the point of reviving you from death, then they will start Unreal Tournament death match's with 98% effective teleporters so you never know when someone dies on screen is a real death. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP-NfrP_GaM
>>62319480honestly I would feel a bit safer if it takes some time to build some floor around 8k instead of keeping going up like crazy
>>62319480They follow NYSE.
I wanted to buy some SpaceX for the meme gains but I just read that the ETFs buying it are likely to get cheaper share prices than IPO because of bulk deals.What's the point of getting into this when I don't even get cheaper prices than the ETFs that will pump it?
now that crypto is over, how do I get into stock trading?
>>62319496All in into SOXL
>>62319496same game, buy high sell low
>>62319476>decentralization>somehow equating to everyone buying grok businessI'm not some retard who thinks "ai" is going away but I'm also not some retard who thinks that LLMs are actual intelligence with any generality. The future of AI is and has always been niche models with specific use cases rather than some goliath universal ai - these are more lightweight and simply better at their tasks.To that end, the existing saas companies and companies in general are going to build their own models. There will be a transitory period where people try to rely on Claude etc but we are already seeing this movement now because anyone who has tried to use ai for technical applications knows it is a bad idea: the existing software and service majors aren't going to die and be replaced by grok et al.
lolmy etf portfolio isIGM 70%PTF 30%all tech. IGM is basically VGT, but includes communications, and has basically same performance as VGTPTF is technology momentum so it goes all in on the highest momentum tech stockslol
>>62319496MSTR
>>62319495if you want meme gains wouldn't be better to wait for the inevitable crash and get in soon after
>>62319513What part of buy high sell low don't you understand?
>>62319496Buy the top, you might break even some time in the next 10-25 years
>>62319519my bad
>>62319513I don't fucking now. I never did an IPO before and thought this could be a good first time experience too.But then the more I look into it just makes it look more like a bullshit trick.I only want to buy IPO shares if I get prices that's below the gorillions of shares ETFs will buy. If I'm paying prices that are even HIGHER THAN THEIRS that's fucking bullshit. I'm a baggie right from the get go.Fuck this.Maybe I'll apply for it anyway and just see what the final result is. I just read you can apply interest for an IPO, it's a noncommittal documents, then they'll get back to you if you're approved with the final share count and price. Then you can buy if you still want to.Is this right? Has someone done this before?
$600 what should I slurp on open
>>62319536I yolo'd 30 shares into Space X on RH. Got nothing to lose really.
>>62319536No personal experience, but I think I'm sitting this one out.
>>62319539Intel. And hold for 10 years.
>future
>>62319536IPOs aren't for the goyim. Literally, you usually can't even buy in.
>>62319544God wtf.Maybe I will just wait. Supposedly there should be a matket dump coming because we're already getting the market shakes, FOMC is coming, stars align funny or something, AND ol muskie is having an IPO that is bending or breaking rules.Maybe it is best to wait.
Does your guy's brokerage also have a notice pinned talking about the influx of inquiries about IPOs?
>>62319562
Just got off the phone with David Soxl....it's not looking good goys...
>>62319559>>62319544>missing out on the biggest IPO of all time.SpaceX is literally the most important company to have ever existed. SpaceX is the ONLY company pushing humanity forward in a meaningful direction. SpaceX has a near total monopoly on space and Starlink is unique too. The potential for growth is as infinite as space itself.If you are willing to sit on the sidelines and miss out because of FUD you will only have youself to blame when it overtakes Nvidia.
FIGMA KLARNA COUPANG
Topping up by $10k today. What should I get (for 5-10 years)?
>>62319595INTC, TSM, ASML, and Samsung
>>62319579Yes but xAI is 90% of the valuation, why did they have to put that slop into it?Oh I know, to bail out Musk and his Twatter purchase.
>>62319579Ok elonSecond space race, muskie edition.>this time it's different.If I decide to buy you better make me some fucking money.
percocet molly percocet
My whole portfolio is redSATAN SAVE ME
It’s not fair why do I have to get raped TWO days in a row
todays the day everyone buys puts instead of calls
what the FUCK do i buy?????
>>62319624WW Weight Watchers, im serious.
>>62319536storically the majority of IPOs were losing bets after a yearI'm not saying this one will be, but it isn't very likely any retail in from day one will make any gains out of it
Know what I'm not going to buy?SpaceXI won't buy itIf it gets down to 50x PE I'll consider it.
>>62319624Nintendo full port lol
>>62319630>earnings
I can't watch bros...
we've been on the moon yeah right lmaowatch them take another 10 years for that which is how long Musk has been saying there will be selfdriving next yearhttps://youtu.be/zhr6fHmCJ6k?si=up27lG0Tc-t-0L7H
le grand
fedde
>>62319632I was thinking of doing it but I can't pull the trigger boss
>>62319650Just a grand at least that's what i have done.
aaaaaaah
Still time to pile into Nikkei?
>>62319475Wdym 60? Dont tell me youre all uncs born before 2000
>>62319630Earnings?!We are transcending the spirit of human consciousness to the stars. Taking humanity to the event horizon of the technological singularity. Economics is for faggots.
>>62319496stocks are now shitcoin tier so just do whatever you were doing before>ib4 some smartass says >now, implying things have always been THIS jewish
FUGGGGGHH
Ok market funny joke, you can turn green now.
>>62319595DVN
Mandatory preparation watch for jobs Friday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVHY9nIPo6s
Tfw you buy soxl but it only goes down
>>62319679Is this the plan where they are only planning to invest 125 million euros?
Can someone explain how Barron trump is so skilled at trading?
>dead marketIran needs to nuke Netanyahu's bunker or Trump needs to go bass fishing down the middle of the stait or something.
>>62319688No need for more, really.
>>62319689His father tells him what’s coming. It’s not hard to figure out.
>>62319689>1000hr OpenTTD>2000hr Factorio>2000hr HOI3>4000hr Dwarf Fortress>1500hr Balloon Tower Defense>20,000hr Nekopara>Can explain in detail with full explanation the storyline of Kingdom Hearts franchise and Metal Gear solid.
>Margin Called
>>62319710Tell him I say hi and I'm good for the money I owe I'll have it next week. And say hello to Mrs. Margin and the mini margins for me!
> futures
>>62319712Zero carbon data centres. Why burn 500 billion when you can burn 2 trillion.
>>62319688Got to keep billions spare so ngubu and his family have a house x
>>62319718China accounts for 3.2% of the world's investable economy. That's why nothing they do matters.
>>62319720You don't even need data centers. China barely has any. You can do more with less.
>>62319734NothingEverHappens
>>62319735that also
>>62319728You do realise. In all this rush to AI. Just 5% of AI chips are being utilised right now? The rest? Sitting idle in warehouses. All those new data centres? Most on hold. Getting delayed or cancelled. It’s a desperate move. They know Europe is barreling into crisis this winter. We won’t be able to fill our gas reserves properly. The supply isn’t out there. So we have to do the “new thing”. The Hail Mary. AI. They are bankrupt of ideas. At least if they do it. They will have to print trillions of euros. So my miners should being printing again.
>>62319718the key difference is that tech can be shared at very low cost whereas manufacturing cannotyou don't need another google factory to make twice as much google
>>62319741Printing is always good for the economy
>>62319746Based bubble enjoyer
>>62319734gayrope has chosen to take the place of muttmerica as world police, just as the era of AI drone warfare manifests. no white man must be left alive
>>62319728But how do we import more H1B jeetoids if we don't have data centers? Surely the chinese have thought of that
>portfolio red+margin call
>>62319752Take a look at how many engineers they have. They don’t teach horseshit queer to kids. And have an industry generating fake degrees as India has.
>>62319756>>62319751in a row
>>62319354I should have sold my July dram calls monday ugh this month is going to be like February for memory.
>>62319760I also should have sold soxl
>VT Whatever in the market exists without my knowledgeexists without my consent.
>PTD removed>IPO safe guards nuked>wave of paradigm shifts comingbuy the dip.
>>62319767I don't know bro, but Trump said he'd end the war in 1 day and he's pretty much done nothing to harm or pressure Putin and somehow Ukraine still stands. They needed a kickstarter, but now they are mogging Russia.
>>62319734Unironically if Zion Don wasn´t so retarded he could´ve BTFOd Russia and made a legacy for himself.
>tfw you already bought the top like a week ago and so even with a slight dump unlikely to improve your cost basisSo I just have to sit here and take it I guess
>>62319783to much AA/AAA to knock out the nukes. Ukies get paid extra to hit those targets/naval/airfields/aircraft so they have an incentive to get paid even if its not a tactical advantage to them. >>62319790>Russia has been in a stalemate against trannies for 5 years>Russians really literally believe they are fighting NATO troops directly lol
>>62319776My 401k will buy it so I don't have to
>>62319790who cares, Trump has done nothing, lmao
Genuinely thinking about a small investment into Ubisoft since Sony is about to tank releasing this new woke God of War slop
Go and stand next to an oil refinery in russia
Buying 5 shares of SpaceX today
>>62319808This is genuinely not a good idea.
>>62319803I just bought 92 shares of Nintendo. Sony seems to be shitting the bed with Bungie so i have zero hopes.
>>62319784Even the greediest of power bottoms know the importance of lube. -Sun Tzu
>>62319819>muh heckin epic bacon lucifer statues
>>62319827>and sikhslol anon learned a new word this week.
>>62319811Put your money where your mouth is then and short it
I'm thinking about buying Bitcoin nowthoughts?I like to buy shit sitting on its 200 day MA and Bitcoin s right there right now.
>>62319808-70% juin 2027.
>>62319418>Holding the biggest IPO underwriting jockey in the business right when IPOs are about to get their biggest stress test in decades.shiggy diggy.
>>62319827>saying sikhs instead if jeetslmao way to make it obvious who you areNo wonder you hate Europeans so much
>>62319843Unless GS dumps 70%I'll do finelol
>>62319827>genghis khan rape baby hands wrote this
ARE YOU READY FOR 50K OF NEW JOBS IN HEALTHCARE? ARE YOU READY FOR 70K OF NEW JOBS IN SOCIAL+HEALTHSECTOR?ARE YOU READY FOR -10K OF JOBS IN TECH?YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
I’m banking on Musk cultists to pump spacex, maybe Tesla will dump but I don’t care since I don’t own it
>>62319814>NintendoBased. Bought 100 additional shares (100 REAL shares, not filthy ADR slop) while I was riding the train in Japan at 6900. Right at the local bottom, even.Keeping my stack for the next 100 years.
Umm frog bros????
>Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 172,000 in May, similar to the gain of 179,000in April. In May, job gains occurred in leisure and hospitality, local government, and healthcare. Employment in financial activities declined. (See table B-1.)Leisure and hospitality added 70,000 jobs in May, well above the average monthly gain of14,000 over the prior 12 months. Over the month, food services and drinking places added48,000 jobs.In May, employment in local government rose by 55,000, largely reflecting a gain in localgovernment, excluding education (+44,000).Health care added 35,000 jobs in May, in line with the average monthly gain of 38,000 over theprior 12 months. Over the month, ambulatory health care services added 26,000 jobs, includinga gain of 11,000 in home health care services. Employment continued to trend up in hospitals(+6,000).Social assistance employment continued to trend up in May (+12,000), mostly in individual andfamily services (+10,000). Over the prior 12 months, social assistance had added an average of17,000 jobs per month.Employment in mining, quarrying, and oil and gas extraction increased by 5,000 in May and isup by 10,000 since February.Financial activities employment declined by 22,000 in May and is down by 107,000 since a recent peak in May 2025. Over the month, job losses occurred in insurance carriers and relatedactivities (-11,000) and commercial banking (-3,000).Actually took them 20 seconds to release past 30.
>>62319864>UpdateThe change in total nonfarm payroll employment for March was revised up by 29,000, from +185,000 to +214,000, and the change for April was revised up by 64,000, from +115,000 to +179,000. With these revisions, employment in March and April combined is 93,000 higher thanpreviously reported. (Monthly revisions result from additional reports received from businesses and government agencies since the last published estimates and from the recalculation of seasonal factors.)
>>62319864banktrannies getting btfo by AI
TOTAL DRAM DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
How much of your portfolio is international?Mine is 7%
Bears are gay retards that always lose we will close green
>>62319766Kek
Premarket is acting weird again
>>62319855>>62319864>>62319867you VILL change the bedsheetsyou VILL wipe the boomer assyou VILL deliver the tv dinneryou VILL NOT manage the portfolioyou VILL NOT count the beansyou VILL NOT shuffle the papers
I buyed FTSE Korea index (like 50% Samsung / SK). So of course it's dumped 10% in a matter of days.My copper miner position is down 5% too.
>b-but muh memory going down on no newsnah son bloomberg has been fudding your bags hard these past couple of weeksretail baggots
>>62319873I'm hoping it can dip and touch the 20 day MA so I can buy the dip
>>62319852Tbf you’ll probably get a nice short term boost once the big IPOs roll out.But it’s after that when everyone is churning out their youtube video essays about “The COLLAPSE of [IPO_here]” that I wouldn’t be so sure. GS might get a little punished for it.
Why all the doom today? What's gonna happen at open?
It all comes tumbling down.This thing of ours.Precarious house of cards on a blustery morn.Run.
>>62319864Wait, that 70k for leisure and hospitality and 48k for food and drinking is in preparation for the football cupDid the trannyexperts not expect a surge there or what's going on?
What do you guys think your damage will be today? I think I'm looking at a solid -3%
>>62319872Im 30% in Brazil
>>62319895For what fucking purpose
>NOWs
>>62319894cash gangfinna slurp that purp
>>62319894I'm already -1.3%
SILVER NONOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62319897being heavily invested in bunda is a smart choice
https://www.investopedia.com/markets-are-rallying-but-tech-stocks-get-left-behind-as-the-ai-trade-falters-11990912>Markets Rally, But Tech Stocks Get Left Behind as the AI Trade FaltersIs it ogre?
>>62319895I wouldn't do thatthe whole point of international is diversificationif you're going to concentrate your international allocation, it defeats the purposeyou might as well go all in on tech
Boomers were right, 60/40 is the move
>>62319908why is AI trade faltering?
>>62319919free trial of AI is over https://www.businessinsider.com/github-copilot-token-uage-pricing-change-reaction-2026-6
>>62319579isn’t space in general just a way to launder money? Like you can write off insane amounts of cash and just mark it as R&D.. at first the satellites sounded good but this shit with “space cold, data centre hot = profit” type of thinking is just absurd, I remember my astrophysics friend used a word mongral to describe the ideaalso not big on cults and every time he’s compared to Ford it makes me chuckle, if your own company has to have a team witch whole purpose is to lead him away from engineers so he wouldn’t start firing random people it doesn’t scream leader to mewould grab a beer with the guy but would never let him anywhere near my company
>>62319622this is what you say every day but we V every single day, 10 weeks straight
Owari Da Smigger San: A HaikuRed dawn bear risesSmigger cry tears in mourningWe all soon will die
>>62319919https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-05/s-p-500-s-record-win-streak-in-danger-as-ai-selloff-continuesThis is what they're saying. Could be the IPOs >>62319929and this billing rugpull.
>>62319658you mean puts right?
>>62319871Need this to hit $40 like back in may so I can buy in
>>62319915I wouldn't touch bondsexcept a small short term bond allocation for dry powder to buy dips withinstead, if you want a hedge, do gold and commodities, not a large position in commodities, though, or split your commodities between futures and producer stocks. Like 5-10% gold, 5-15% commodities futures/producers/commodity trends
>>62319624Games Workshop
>>62319940>>62319915Oh. Gold, commodities, and defensive equities
AAPL is unironically winning the AI race.
Is there any point in selling something while in the green and rebuying later if the price doesn't fall below your average?
wmedical stocks fnna rip ass. DHR MDT ISRG CMPS
>He didn't buy GRRR>Cantor raised Gorilla Technology's (GRRR) price target to $40 from $31 following the company's “strong” first quarter results last week.
Mumusisters i need some copium. i can't take it anymore it's too much , i'm down 10% this week already
>>62319957The board is full of jeets - I'm racist, so I won't buy.
Is the end right bros? It didn't last that much....
>>62319957>Pajeet scamNo thanks
>>62319838Yeah it’s not a terrible idea to start your DCA now. It could go lower into Q4 so don’t panic like a retard if it does
Mr Trump I know you read /smg/, please start the war in iran again to save my folio, thank you
>>62319963Yes my child, it is joever.But, with every stark ending.Comes a beautiful new beginning.Your old life is over anon.Your new life has just begun my smiggie wiggie :3
>DRAM down 7% before the day even starts
>>62319950I recently said AAPL is the strongest MAG7 currently, but has the worst AI, lmao.so true
I was looking at the dotcom crash and it seems that even if you bet on the winners you'd still lose if you waited too long. You then had to wait years, sometimes a decade or more to recover (and I'm ignoring inflation here).I've checked the nasdaq composite and:ORCL (long wait)AMZN (long wait)INTC (the worst, you had to wait 26 years)NVDA (this one seemed ok)AMD (also kinda ok, only a 5 year wait)EBAY (also ok, only a few years)QCOM (20 year wait)
Huge spike in bond yields
>>62319957gm saar
BUY THE DIP
>>62319971I buyed the Pico top of Sammy / SK / Korea
>>62319354how dare you...DAMMNIT BOBO HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME NOW!
How long is the memory dip going to last
>>62319979holy shit
>>62319940PMs are acting like shitcoins thanks to the hard work of manipulative wall street subhumans. No thanks. They've been falling for months
>>62319982Until the koreans stop panicking
>>62319980just relax and let it happen you were always built for big bobo cock
>>623199823-4 years
slurped more silver
itll be fine itll all be fineill wait for everyone to buy puts, then when the world doesn't end and MMs dehedge at 2pm i will buy calls on the Charm trade...yes... charm will sabe me
>>62319952just hold and try to time the dips and buy
>>62319982Probably like an hour
>>62319989Apparently they are being retarded with leverage again.
>>62319979And you didn't hedge a CFD sell?Smigger, why now? Why did you do this to yourself?
>>62319973I'm scared bros...
>>62319949They all drop as well, unironically >>62319915is a good hedge move, got myself some Mexican and Brazilian bonds with nice yields.
Don’t slurp til Monday when the margin call liquidations happen
>>62319973man i should have dumped
>>62319989I have no faith in Koreans Selling my SOXL at open
>>62319889This would be better if it just had the frog and no pepe
>>62319999Because I decided weeks ago "no, I will not buy this bubble". Then it kept going up every single day. So was like, "okay fine I'll buy then". Dumps.Tale as old as time.
Happy Fryday smiggersLots of AI fud circulating this week. Interdasting
NDX IS BREAKING 30 K I'TSO VER
>>62319354Calm down chuds, there will be no dump. Dumps are antisemitic, and Mr. Trump outlawed antisemitism.
>>62319995Thumbnail looks like he's getting a blowjob from a roman.>>62320000Checked. Yeah, it seems that we not only have to pick the winners but also exit at the right time. When these bubbles pop, they bring everything down, even the winners.
I think this is it bros, selling all my dram options on open
IF YOU DON'T BUY THIS DIP YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDEDThey will calm the market over the weekend. If you're a bobo, you have every institution working against you and they have trillions of dollars on the lineBUY BUY BUYThis is a normal fucking friday and you're panickingDO NOT SELL
>>62320009Cute Lum gif.>>62320013At least you timed the FOMO right.
>>62319985Back to concerted slams of the metals before opening. Gotta keep the money in tech and finance and bonds. They’ve a lot less ammunition this time. Open interest is way down. And nobody is selling physical so far. Look at the volume. Now that’s either a lot of longs/shorts suddenly in unison deciding to sell their positions (yeah right). Or synchronised naked shorting. Shit should be illegal. In equities too.
THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE BUBBLE. THE MUSIC HAS STOP PLAYING. I DONT HEAR A FUCKING SOUND.
>>62320037Well I see what you're saying and I can't hear anything either boss.
>>62320009Me too should have sold earlier fuck I hope my July dram calls can recover
>>62320012I will take your criticism to heart and make ammends, I am sorry I failed you smigga :_:
SELL SELL SELL IT'S GONNA BE BLOODY ALL NEXT WEEK THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
>>62320027Its over, billions must die. Holding through the weekend is a fate worse than death
Attention smiggers:I am dumping all of my DRAM at open so expect us to end green today
BUY YOU BASTARDS BUY
>>62320053Indeed, as am I with my MU. Setting limit buy for 890
This is it, i losted everything.
>>62320060What's our sale price? This shit keeps going down.
well this sucks
I will plan my slurps correctly todayI will still buy 2% too early
>>62320060>>62320053Thank u for ur service
At least cattle are doing good
>>62320064Like I said I'm setting my point for 890, but will be watching close and if it giga dumps I'll get out of the way for 850
i boughted my slurps yesterday...
>>62320037But what about space based AI data centres n shieeet.
The market knows the NFP is overinflated by football.
>>62319496hate to break it for you but stocks are over too
>>62320066>>62320063we didnt even start teh dumps yet
>>62320060Well mines set for $888.88 so fuck you smegro!
WHERE IS THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM?POWELL HENLO?
>>62320078Good luck getting filled. You're so fucked lmao
>>62319931>I remember my astrophysics friend used a word mongral to describe the ideaPhysicists in general will talk out of their ass re:anything engineering related, because they don't account for the fact that neat models they are used to are usually heavily simplified. They don't understand the difference between analyzing a (simplified or not) physical law, and the art of making something while working around those laws. I bet a physicist 120 years ago pissed off at Westinghouse was calculating that worldwide electricity grid would be impossible because you need a million tons of copper and hundred million tons of coal to process it, and what, you're going to build thousands of power plants? It's just not how the world works.Stefan Boltzman law is true, and cooling will be a challenge, but it's an engineering challenge, not something that physics forbids, and any argument in that direction is heavily flawed. Getting enough surface to cool data centers in space is imho entirely surmountable challenge, even without things like photonic computing which produce much less heat. I would not be shocked if we end up with a swarm of high orbit satellites carrying a rack each, with long lightweight tails for radiative cooling. >t. physicist who interacted with enough colleagues to know they are retards outside of their niche>goes double for any that do outreach and opinions, because they couldn't hack it in regular science
holy shit semis are getting raped
I'm not feeling so good boss
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TRUMP DO SOMETHING PLEASE
RED NUMBER
anyone else buying kmb?
need to see way more dooming and crying in here before slurping
BULLICUS MUMUCLES HAS BEEN SLAINWE HAVE A NEW VICTORA NEW REIGNING CHAMPIONLETS HEAR IT FOR YOUR VICTORBOBODOPOLOUS BEAROPHON
8 minutes
>>62320103thumbs up means the frogs wanted mumu to live you idiot
Some quote from Kraft CEO today. “Consumers are literally running out of money toward the end of the month.”“We’re seeing negative cash flows in the lower-income brackets where they’re dipping into savings.” “Being there with the right offering at the right time has never been more important.”“Seeing another wave of inflation is not what anybody wants to see, and nobody wants to be out there taking more price [increases].”“Nobody had in their plan a war in the Middle East.”
I PROMISE I WILL SELL THIS TIME. JUST ONE MORE PUMP
>>62320100I need a KMB for my 'folio today
>>62319989Why they panicking
>>62320119Because they're going all in with their live savings on leverage.
>>62320111>lower-income brackets>savings
>>62320111Lower 1/4 is falling off the cliff. And there’s another big inflation shock coming this winter. No buffers left. >>62320124They’re not just talking about bottom 10%
>decide to try door dashing to make some extra cash for stocks while in collegeThe stereotypes are more true that I wanted to believe. Poor white people ordering McDonalds tip more than rich black people ordering steak dinners from Outback. And by more I mean at all. Steak dinner which had to be over $100 and took me 15+ minutes to get there. No tip.
Annoyed at these memory dumps, by all accounts this shit will go on until 2030, dump it after that you pricks
>>62320123>tfw i went long on spy with a x20 leverage
>>62320032Nothin personnel kidI also had a third one I already took off
>>62320119This for many is their first bull market and asset bubble, new ground for them
>>62320134I'm incredibly lazy with stocks and sell when I need the money (usually never).I just like seeing the numbers dance.
>>62320103this is good like all the others, please generate the exact same thing with a traditional bobo if you could
>>62320133>No tip.why would you accept the trip if you don't see a decent payout in the app
LFG(this is the bottom)
>>62320111>Make a Roux with butter, flour, half and half or heavy cream>Slowly melt cheese into the desired consistency and hard cheese for flavor>Add on top of whole wheat pastaWow its like these people are broke and retarded.
whoever told me to buy METC yesterday, i hope you die, i hope you burn alive, I hope your raped by niggers
Here we go lads. Brace yourself for the giga pump
>>62320133Don’t you get to see tip amount before accepting an order? At least Uber Eats lets you
>>62320111>“Nobody had in their plan a war in the Middle East.”this.fucking orange nigger ruined everything they couldve bought hormuz with the gains if they let it rip
HERE COMES THE SUN
>>62320146>paying for creamyeah no thanks
>>62320142
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Another breakfast where I just ate a block of slightly moldy cheddar grabbed from the back of the refrigerator
First for no gains
>>62320133They get those stereotypes for a reason. Everyone I've ever talked to who's worked in the service industry has told me blacks don't tip, even black people know that other blacks don't tip, or barely tip at all if they're lucky.
>>62320150
>>62320157AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>62320157base
>>62320111>“Nobody had in their plan a war in the Middle East.”Okay fuck Kraft. I used to buy their products but if they're going to call the SMCO in Persia a fucking war, they can fucking stick it boss.
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
>>62320157Gains?
>>62320157AAAAHHHHH
>silver and gold going into "it's over" levels
>>62320156Yeah I had saved that one, it's good. I meant a victorious traditional bobo
>>62320167Is this bad anon?
>>62320157GO GREEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN
ITS DUMPING
Goddamn i was still up 1k on my dram july 2 61c yesterday and should have sold. Down 700 bucks now FUCK. ALL MY CALLS WERE GREEN MONDAY AND I GOT GREEDY
I don't want to look
>>62320183>>62320183>>62320183>>62320183
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BAKE A RED BREAD
>>62320166AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62320157LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62320171adobe is so tempting rn
Bing bing wahoo and SGOV are the only green things for me this morning
>>62320154DO DO DO DOIT'S ALRIGHT
I'm losing my dick this week. Down 14k at open. I was too euphoric. My red dog dick weeps. Why didn't i sell. The memory bull isn't over, right guys?
>>62320176The bubble is here, goodbye frend
>>62319354ITS OVER
>>62320196cute>>62320207just buy puts pussy
Down 21k now. All last weeks gains are gone. If i could survive February I could survive this. Hang tight memory bros. My red dog dick is getting ripped the fuck off.
>I didnt sell the top
>>62320389>I bought the top>After being an oil baggy for a monthIt's because I bought that it's dropping
>>62319961>what can bees do against such reckless hate
>>62321474bees need to accept wasp immigration to save their ageing population
