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Is it over for shitcoiners??
ITS OVER
OWARI DA SMIGGER SAN
It’s only money
It’s over
IT'S OVER PANIC SELL EVERYTHINGITS FUCKING OVER
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE TRUMP DO SOMETHING
YOU TOLD ME TO INVEST IN SEMICONDUCTORS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
E=MC2+Ai
Some of you are ok. Dont go to the stock market tomorrow
What are we slurping sisters
AI stimmies are we nexttt??
>>62320218AMD and MU.
I’ve lost everything
i'm bigly red
My copper miners are dumping
>>62320215
next week
It’s over for crypto
I WAS SCAMMED BY BARRON TRUMP
>nows
What the fuck why is Uranium getting heemed?
SOXL SANMU SANINFQ SANDASUKETEEEEEEEEE
why red
>>62320183ITS OVER saylorcoin
RAWWWWWWWWWWW
>>62320191Canary in the coalmine for liquidity.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S FUCKING OVER
WOLF IS GOING DOWN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Why come line go down boss? Is this Jay Pow Pow's Revenge boss?
THE GOLDEN BULLRUN WAS PROMISED TO US 2000 YEARS AGO
>SOXL
>>62320227Skillsoft is kill. Good luck competing in job market. Companies are considering a cut on non contractional training. My company did it 2 years ago MSP so it better be job related or you can't use their educational benefit on it. Same goes with college degree funding, it has to be job relevant now.
ITS FUCKING OVER
Well I'm pretty sure 25% of my gambling account got wiped out but I guess that's what it's for
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
Wtf is happening
BUY BUY BUY YOU BASTERDS BUY
NIGGER FRIDAY
FIX THIS NOW
already slurped silver;what should I slurp next?
Ticker: dollar and bond yields
TURN ON THE MONEY PRINTER FFS
>normies tripping over themselves to get into the SPCX ipo>retard who's been trying to use my gmail address for all sorts of shit over the past several years just tried to sign up for a TradingView account>TradingView has an astronaut graphic on the front pageMan talk about your top signals
I just did my monthly DCA into VOO yesterday...
just sold my voo
Ugh gays, why is oil computer crashing as well as the stonk market?
SOLD RIGHT BEFORE THE DUMPCASH GANG LETS GOOOO
SAVE ME ORANGE MAN SAY SOMETHING ON TRUTH SOCIAL
What we feared is finally here
Its so over!
>>62320264you should slurp big black cock cum out of your wife's cunt cuck
HE'S POSTING VIDEOS OF HIMSELF GOLFING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116697652239322943
>>62320264Guns, ammo, beans, and rice.
I wish this dip was caused by oil skyrocketing but oil is dumping too...>>62320278niggler you need to rope already
Do I slurp Planet Labs bros?
>ELFA shining light in the ocean of red.
>>62320282you need to go back to the reddit and get crowd funded gender confirmation surgery.
>>62319034
>>62320279>While Rome burned, Nero hit a par 4
MUU bros...
IM BUYING THE DIP IM BUYING THE DIPS!!!!!LFGOOOOO AND BUY FUCKING RETARDS
>>62320290how the fuck is tsla green i hate this monkey nigger market
>>62320279Kek
>didn't carry my semi puts overnight
>>62320269>>62320271Lol
>If Trump announces the Iran deal we will be fine
WTF IS HAPPENING TO DRAM HOLY FUCK
The economy is so fucked I'm debating becoming a priest
>>62320279Is this a "let them eat cake" moment?
oouu shiii
Just slurped INTCyum
Hold my hand sister.
>>62320299sir.. sir.. he's having a wrestling match on the whitehouse lawn
>>62320304SHUT THE FUCK UP RABBI
>>62320279Bullishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g
The Jews exactly caught my SL and it pumped right after, I'm being targeted.
MOAR REDMORE WOJAKSMORE SUFFFFFERRRRRIIIINNNGGGGG
This looks so fucking bad bros. The bleeding isn't stopping
>>62320304If you want to diddle kids you don't need to be ordained, just look at Epstein boss.
>>62320304sadly become a monk or priest takes a lot of capital these days literally every avenue has been jewed over for us
>-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%-2%SELLLLLLLL /SMG/ SELLLL THE BUBBLE POPPED AVGO EARNINGS WARNED US BUT WE TRYED TO IGNORED IT
BUY THE FUCKING DIP RETARDSBUY IT
>>62320322BOBO YOU SPAWN OF SATAN GO BACK TO THE 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL IN WHICH YOU SPAWNED
At least you didn’t buy this shit. Oof. Future of finance.
I hope no one of you bought the top
>all the "this is SMART BUY you HAVE to get it if you wanna retire before the heat death of the universe" EFTs are red >VOO is green yep it's friday i don't even know why i even bother to look at this shit on fridays i should just watch hentai and fap
PULL UP PULL UP
>>62320329massive retards driving that truck
DRAM DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62320327Ph'd in theology expects you to own multiple properties to afford that level of education. They also have work groups/camps for additional training that also costs money.
>slightest red day in the market>meltdowns everywhere
HYMC BROS???????
WHY DIDN'T I SELL IN MAY AND GO AWAY FUUUUCK
>>62320341Most of us are not index cucks
It's fucking over. It was a pleasure, gents.
some people here are so not ready for actual bubble pop
leveraged smiggers not so cocky after getting margin called
>>62320340and to become a monk in most places you have to prove your financially stable so your don't just have tons of homeless addicts swarming in for the free mead
Tell me what else to slurpI wanna buy the big red
>>62320278i think you're watching too much porn, baggy. maybe give your wife some attention
>bayer only stock which is green since yesterday wtf
What the hell it’s over for real?
>>62320353SAAAR PUMP MY HYMC PLEASE SAAR
this is boring I'm not even down 1%
u niggers do this every time, buy today and watch it pump back to normal on monday
>>62320341>monday will be green >we will go back to posting bull pepesI just wish I had more money to slurp up everything.
>>62320352Rather spend my time becoming a lawyer and still ending up homeless afterwards.
Alright, fuck it. Slurped some Micron at 927.
>>62320351I don't use margin, I'm not completely retarded. Just somewhat
WTF RED ON A FRIDAY IS INSANE. BLACK MONDAY IS POSSIBLEWHAT IS CAUSING THIS? A GOOD JOBS MARKET DATA?
.....bottom?
NO SMIGGER YOU DEPLOYED THE V TOO EARLY
>>62320364Will it for realsies? Pinkie promise?
>>62320369"slurped" micron yesterday and it doomped, I'm sure it's just readying for a giga pump haha
WHY WONT SCHWAB LET ME BUY OPTIONS ON MARGIN
>>62320341it wont go -40% in one dayit will be weeks of -1% and -2% with the odd +1% to keep the rat swimming until a -8% drop and a while of -3%
>BNP Paribas Now Sees Three Fed Rate Hikes, Beginning In DecemberLMAO WTF IS GOING ON HAHAHA
someone said they bought micron yesterday to swing tradedumb nigger probably swinging from a rope rn
>>62320383It's for your own good
I feel bad about selling my Nvidia on a red day but I had to buy more INTC
Uh why is it dumping even harder now
IHE is up always bet on druggies
Allright Boys everything's on sale what do I buy?
>>62320393i mean it was a good buy in the morning off the bottom, probably sold by the end of the day
>>62320383because it's too easy to lose and owe them money that you will never pay them
>tfw i sold my EWY puts yesterdaythe market is designed to make me poor
>>62320388I think the technical term is that we are boned.
>two weeks of gains lostis this what they meant by "two more weeks"?
We had a good thing going! We could've kept pumping semis to the moon and we could've made all the money in the world. But those Broadcom niggers had to go and ruin all the fun with their guidance. All they had to do was sit down, shut up, and keep pumping the sector.
kek bobos are desperately trying to dump AMD
silver has raped me beyond repairi will hate silver for everi am the only retard still holing 3x paper silver since the top fucking kill me now!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha guys whats the fuck
>>62320397>not buying AMD
replay of yesterday inc? lets go?
wtf gold doin bruh
>>62320422
How low will she go boss?
Wow this is a blood bath. What was the trigger?
guys i rebooted my router and its still red, whats going on? do i need a firmware update?
I boughted the dip
>>62320432N-
THEY KNOW NOTHING
>>62320423I already have AMD but maybe I'll sell it to buy more INTC
JUST
>>62320421i will never understand shiny rock fags
>>62320431
Sold at 10:00 am so now the market can rally for everyone else
Gonna go invest in some kneepads
CIRCUIT BREAKERS CIRCUIT BREAKERS CIRCUIT BREAKERS CIRCUIT BREAKERS CIRCUIT BREAKERS CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>>62320435If you do a full factory reset with a pin and it is stuck like that, then your fucked. These bitches love to die within 5 years of usage.
QQQ should close at or around $711 because Sunday is six-seven and all the kids will be selling kool-aide pinapples out front of the 7/11 boss.
Mother of God....
I told you.Mumus are stupid, gay, and retarded.
WHY THE FUCK IS SILVER AND GOLD RUGGING!?
>>62320445>spot the common denominator
>>62320421I bought just now! 3x lev
I think I can safely say those 1150 MU calls I sold aren't getting assigned.
The V, deploy it... please
>>62320445>retreating from tech to defensive sectorsit begins
>>62320432I read the same post in April 2000 on usenet.Fun fact : to this day there still was no real trigger.
the v is coming brothers
>>62320462not enough money for the banks to share. They are selling to get money back in their accounts. More importantly people are using up their savings which directly hurts the banks investment ability.
You bought INTC at $100 didn't you, anons?
Everything's down. Stocks, oil, metals, crypto. Bonds are about flat. Where is the money going?
ain't no way we were gonna drill through the 3week vwap
>>62320469What is your cost basis on the stock?
>>62320478My cashbonds is flat. Cash is king, just sayin'
>>62320463jewish tricks?
>>62320478>>62320445costco
>>62320427covering margin calls
>>62320478SpaceX, trust the plan.
>>62320481we will because I want a real dip this time
>>62320478>>62320474>>62320489Flight to cash. My guess is maybe insiders know Cushing will be turned off sooner than expected?
Am I buying DRAM or is Korea fucked
50 trillion spaceX ipo
>/pol/ isnt talking about itits the real one isnt it
BOTTOM IS INSLURPERSSTARTYOURSSSSSSSLLLUUURRRRRPPPPPIIIIIIIINNNN
>>62320284Never mind. Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
a little v is trying to form
Aaaaaaaand inshallah, GRRR will never go under 17.50 ever again
>>62320493You don't need to be an insider to know this. t. long on bigass oil companies (not on the fake and gay manipulated paper shit that will blow in their face either way).
AAAAAAA ITS OVYRRRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AVGO UNDER 400 THE SECTOR IS GOING UNDER
>>62320497/pol/ only starts talking after we enter a technical correction
>>60278989I'm getting absolutely raped today. Down 25k now. This is what happens when you all in memory. Is it over for me? Should I walk away? I'm still up a ton over all. I think i can wait it out.Why are we even dumping? Is this liquidity moving to space x ipo?
Crypto fags are you guys okay? Guys?
>>62320505BA$ED AND GRRR PILLED
Good time to buy VGT?
>>62320493Clueless here. What do you mean by Cushing being turned off?
>>62320495every single investor in korea is leveraged to the tits right now in samsung ans sk hynix, there were news articals already talking about this weeks before, this is just the beginning of everyone getting margin called
Somebody talk me out of freaking the fuck out and panic selling everything.
Everything is fine!
>>62320502the V is getting raped in its infancy thoughit's over
COME PHOTONICS LETS GOOOOO!!! LET'S GOOOO!!!
>>62320445Gold and especially silver are getting raped too. Even WTI oil is back to $90.
>>62320209I weathered the storm where I lost my initial investment. Now I'm only losing gains but fuck it hurts.
>>62320462GOLD AND SILVER ARE NO LONGER A HEDGE
>Wall Street’s historic weekly run is poised to end, with stocks and bonds falling after a solid jobs report fueled speculation that the Federal Reserve’s next move will be a rate hike.so we're dumping on good news?
HOW CAN THE GOVERNMENT JUST WATCH ME LOSE MONEY LIKE THIS HELP ME I’M A LEGAL CITIZEN
>>62320520No that's exactly what you should doMeanwhile I'm out here panic slurpingWe are not the same.
>>62320446it's like physical bitcoin
You vill not make it.
>>62320526Wow that's true, what the fuck. I was annoyed because I left oil but that's still gone down more than the shares I bought
>>62320478
>>62320514Don't laugh bro, the US taxpayer is the biggest bag holder in the world
surprisingly my defense stocks are up, have I missed any news?
>>62320486In the 200's.
>>62320519Think if Korean stonks dump there will be less in Thailand soon?God I hope so.
>>62320514Fuck them bitches, need them to accept it's over and move that money into stocks
>>62320525ty for the outdated information
>>62320525Damn, junior devs got fucked over hard.
>literally months of anticipating a crash>wtf why are selling???if you didn't also think a crash was coming then you wouldn't be scared of a daily dip but we are all waiting for bobo to take control
>>62320252Thank god I sold open.
>>62320543it's a "good data means rate hike means dump" day
the V is here (again)
V chads how are we feeling?
The only way this market can be saved is if trump personally flies down to iran and ends the war.
>he acknowledged the V again?>resume ze doomping
>OH SHI-
No word from Axios?
>>62320555Iran has to pay for threatening our gulf allies and Israel thoughHe can't end it like this
>>62320543yes, there are some wars going on actually
What if?>Unemployment 0.02%>Fed Rates 25%>CPI -15% YOY
You bought the dip, didn't you?I told you to whole time to buysee>>62320261
YOU GUYS BOUGHT THE DIP, RIGHT?TIME TO GO UP FUCKING NIGGERS.>V>V>VLET'S FUCKING GO NASDAQ
>>62320446Its an inflation-proof way to store money, you are not meant to nor will see any gains holding gold, its useful if you have a ton of liquidity that you want to sit on for decades.
am i the only one that feels pretty comfy? actually the stocks aren't falling enough. we'll have a giga-retard pump next week. if you think that all institutions and blumpf don't make sure of that then you're retarded.
I would rather be RAPED by NIGGERS in the STREETS AHHHHH
>>62320568stop doing thata lot of us are trying to retain our semen
>>62320569i did and i went down 10%
Warsh says rate cuts are coming
AAOIAOI
>Another 5 years of bull market they said
Credo doesn’t give a shit about your dump
>>62320572if you're in VTI or SP500, or some other diversified total market shit then today s just a crab day lolif you're concentrated in semis, it's blood red
>>62320517oh boy>American crude oil uses the WTI bench mark>this is measured at an actual location, Cushing Oklahoma>this is the physical location where oil contracts are delivered >it holds about 87 million barrels of oil>we've been draining from it faster than we've been putting it back so it's been emptying >if it ever runs out then WTI just breaks and all oil contracts must settle immediately>instant short squeeze on all futures oil contracts as the oil is literally gonebasically all oil futures get margin called lol
>>62320505>>62320515Clueless here. Is this not a miniature version of the typical market cycle in the dead cat bounce phase?
>-27%boss...
>>62320514>this internet money shit still existAnd people will tell you there's no bubble and money misallocation, lmao. The current situation is worse than in fucking 2000. At least, believe it or not, contrarily to popular belief, pets.com had actual earnings. Yes. Internet tulip money is a fucking joke.
Oh no im down 1% what's going on bros??? I only like green days
WTFWTFWTFWTF WERE V'ING SO HARD RN
Well shit my 2 dram calls that I bought yesterday are down 25% 8/21 70 strikeI did buy start a position in MU tho>pic rel
Buy the V, it's sure to end well.
I love seeing AIniggers get BTFO'd kekBetter luck next bubble
>>62320580Hey. That's my .gif, you niggerfaggot.
>>623205892000 was worsestop trying to rewrite history
>>62320583Bloody red even my basterd.
>>62320517>>62320584I forgot the best part>there is substantial industry data and analysis showing that purely financial short sellers frequently miscalculate the physical limit, treating Cushing’s capacity as if it can drain to zero, when the system actually locks up at roughly 20 million barrelsEveryone thinks that the short squeeze is at 0 but its near 20 million. And we will hit that in like 1-2 weeks lol
Healthcare is doing well
EVERY TIME YOU RETARDS MENTION THE V IT REVERSESYOU KNOW THE V IS SHY STOP MENTIONING IT
If I end -0.5% to -1% this is a magnificent day.
>>62320589no one cares faggot. keep repeating the same shit people have said since 2013. you're so smart!
deploy the W
>>62320584So it’s more or less a bank run on the physical oil commodity instead of cash?
>>62320534But... don't you care about me anon?
>>62320609it's sad that healthcare is a business in AmericaIn Europe it's a human right
mani should've just let it sit in the money market >>62320583>"diversified" "index" ETFs>look inside >at least 7% nvidia and 30% combined semis and tech how do i avoid this without going into individual stocks aka daily bag micromanaging grindset i can't exactly herd my bags while wagecucking
>>62320533I think the government made the drop on purpose.
>>62320531Rate hike will cause another Trump chimpout
>>62320580>>62320599What anime?
>>62320619Pretty much yeah that's a good analogy. Imagine if we had our currency still on gold but the gold was measured in one specific bank. We might still have gold in reserves, oil oil in the SPR, but the bank we used for legal contracts is about to run out and cause a run on the bank
>>62320601someone post the shiller pe chart
DRAM = DRUMPEDMY LIFE SAVINGS = CRUMPED
OH SHIT IT WAS A FAKE VITS A FUCKING TRAPRUN FOR YOUR LI--
>>62320626buy some eurostoxx etf too, it balances a us portfolio pretty well
>>62320415This. Fuck Broadcom
BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO FALL UNDER $60K
COAL IS DOWNi was trickedwtforange nigger did it again to me
>>62320585Zoom out, we are at the second half of the "V" shape and the rally is just beginning, considering the price prediction of 40, buy while its cheap and strap in.Seeing as the latest local dump was over uncertainty from a 2 billion ai deal, which was proven unfounded
>>62320624That’s a fundamental misunderstanding of the concept of human rights
You can't make me sell. The evil communist computer god masters who run this """economy""" can attempt to scare me with their sick tricks of large swathes of red on my portfolio but I won't fall for it.
These motherfuckers are about to suck the bottom out like a fucking nigger on a crawfish head.
AAOI was going up and sudenly went -2.5% down again, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!!
>Supposed to get dividends paid today>Not paid
>>62320236the era of boiling water with rocks is OVERwe will now get our energy from AI
What's the metric for individual stocks being halted with circuit breakers again? I know the market is 7%
i bought puts again. it will V very hard nowyou're welcome
>>62320626You can do30% VTIand 70% VXFthat cuts down top weight names by 60%or you can buy RSP equal weight SP500
>>62320651nah the rest of the world understands human rights pretty well
>>62320631Nazo no Kanojo Ekkusu
>>62320661It's honestly fucked up how much of society and human history boils down to boiling water.
PLANET LABS SHARES EXTEND DROP TO AS MUCH AS 19%
>ignore the market on down days>do nothing>winIts that easy.
>>62320295aren't people expecting that spacex will just buy it out?
>>62320668>Picture of Trump>Biden was president in 2021
>>62320641Stay with me anon!We will all get through this together!
>>62320676
>>62320676black man pointing upwards "he's right you know"
>>62320668Wonder which country would be paying for that food
Shit&Piss 500 SAVE US>SAVE US>SAVE US>SAVE US
>>62320668Understanding human rights in the concept of materiel and material conditions fundamentally misrepresents the concept and you’re way out of your league discussing these topics. You probably think people have “a human right to a lawyer” (lmao)
>>62320679both jew-handeled pedos
>I didnt sell the top
>>62320676The observer effect is real for stocks.
>>62320693>asking fortune faghundred to save us when it's the semiconductor singles that are the chadsthe pride parade is over there
>>62320676Those are the days you buy on thoughbeit
>>62320699>>62320699>>62320699
>>62320668>a human right>a good that someone else produced with their own effort and moneylmao eurocucks everyone
>HYMC Sissies
It's fucking over
>>62320668It's basically voting in favour of a platitude. There's nothing any country does to enforce that happening thats markedly different to the US market for food
>>62320609HCA took such a beating this month i had to slurp. I sold this stock like 2 years ago lol
>>62320666There is also the "equal stock sector" which is interestingSPY>PE - 21.95 >PB - 4.79 >PS - 3.21 >P/Cash Flow - 16.21RSP (equal weight)>PE - 17.54 >PB - 2.82 >PS - 1.66 >P/Cash Flow - 11.14 EQL (equal stock sector weight)>PE - 20.19 >PB - 3.32 >PS - 2.33 >P/Cash Flow - 11.76
>>62320601It's fair to extend the ta from line go up to earnings but it's also fair to point out just in bonds alone more of those earnings are some other guy's capex debt than dotcom's was.
>>62320706but how could niggers make their own food? africa is a desert! wealth is a zero sum game you know
>>62320668There's no such thing as human rights.
>>62320594I sold those same calls for a 12% profit the other day and they'd be down 50% today had I held
It was sell in may and go away but I’ll let you sell on the first day of June, wait any longer and you’re doomed. WHY SIDNT WE LISTEN
>>62320676you should watch for a big dip buy though then just jump in once the momentum is in
>>62320671we boil water and put coffee beans in it to drink in the morningthe energy to boil this water came from boiling waterwe make soup for lunch. yep, boiling waterwe piss out the waterwater gets moved to big tanks using water boiled elsewherefresh water gets sterilized and pumped back using more boiled wateri'm posting this and you're reading this because of boiling water
Gotta skip a few weeks oh handjob parlor folks
>>62320626Avoid weighted indexes.
My mom was right this is a waste of money
>>62320668You sound like you'd pick Child C
i slurpted SNDK
>>62320770Fake as fuck, you cant pick up a hot cast iron like that
>>62320746>We boil water for AIslop
>JPMorgan removes sell rating on Tesla after years, says it's at the 'forefront of physical AI'PHYSICAL AI
>>62320183Bears remind me of my old dog :(Plus just watched that docu of a family that BBQ'd bear meat and ended up with their muscles full of worms.
>>62320445BERKIN SHOCKEY
>>62320960>Plus just watched that docu of a family that BBQ'd bear meat and ended up with their muscles full of worms.Wtf, did they die?
>>62320960Bears have all kinds of parasites. Even if they're dead, they're still dangerous.
>>62321011>>62321031They didn't die but it wasn't nice. Apparently bear parasites can survive in a freezer for months.
You ARE slurping...right anon?
