the collapse of crypto edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.https://www.HindiPoopMusichttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62320183
>>62320699everyone here is gay but me
Who's ready for more of this
First for BLOOD RED
RelaxPeople are just pulling out so they can by SpaceX
dubs and the V is deployed TODAY
>>62320714Takes one to know one pal.
> nows
Not a bad looking thread, so far.
i knew a crash was coming yet i didnt position i am raped beyond repairi was already -30% this yeari will now proceed to kill myself
I don't understand how some people say there isn't a bubble. Just watch 5 minutes of CNBC ads and see for yourself. It's a blatant fucking bubble.
>>62320722LET'S GOOOO!!
>>62320732>i was already -30% this yearI don't believe youoptions?
i so hope this is the start of a downturn
yeah that's a fuckin OOFer m8
>buy SOXL>get rapedbased
>>62320732Buy the dip! (After it turns around.)
>>62320718and then what? will people keep their money in spacex or are they just dumping it right after the ipo on the pension baggies?
Please I wasn’t ready. Please pump to 7700 and I’ll sell I promise!
>>62320715Needs an OIL baron laughing in the background. Unbothered in his lane, moisturized and unfazed.
did i miss the soxl dip?
>Trump truths that the market should go up>It doesHow can I learn this power?
This is God's fury for gooning to tranny porn and inflicting sodomy on myself.I promise I will repent
Only 300 away from below 60k
>trump speaks todayloaded calls
>>62320734What did you short?
what's good to buy ??or we waiting for monday??AAAAHHHH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>62320755Favorite trap?
>>62320755just how many of you ITT did this last night?
>>62320757About what? US and Iran still not even talking. He’s out playing goldfish today.
>>62320671we boil water and put coffee beans in it to drink in the morningthe energy to boil this water came from boiling waterlunch? yep, boiling waterwe piss out the waterwater gets moved to big tanks using water boiled elsewherefresh water gets sterilized and pumped back using more boiled wateri'm posting this and you're reading this because of boiling water
>>62320751nah it'll be 50% off in a month
>>62320762just this guy but 9 times in a rowgod not happy
>>62320758nothing, his dad told him to avoid the stock market after losing his 2k investment in 1987
IM DOWN MILLIONS
something feels off about this
>>62320768does it even matter?
CHIPOTLE (CMG) up 5% lmao
>>62320755lust is a deadly sin you fucking retarddo you want to die?
>>62320786YES
>>62320737no mstr and 3x paper silver and i bought every possible top
>>62320783I just shidded
>>62320783That restaurant confuses me because its just a bunch of cheap stuff you can buy at the store like beans and lettuce and chicken all thrown in a bowl. Just make it at home
Imagine being one of the poor suckers that loaded up on puts yesterday open, got raped by the V, panic sold and now and have to watch it actually crash today.maximum humiliation kwab
YOU TOLD ME TO INVEST IN SEMIS
>>62320783How else will Americans shart in the Mart?
DAVID YOU BLOODY BENCHORD BASTERDMY VILLAGE IS RUIN
gonna need these algos shuffled soon
>>62320756Took forever to get my limit order filled.Fucking fees nowadays wtf is this shit. Cuckbase advanced used to be free I think for makers back when I last used it years ago. Now I'm starting again though and I can't seem to avoid fees.Fucking $20 fee to buy .05 while sitting there staring at the price like a retard trying to set a limit order to trigger quickly.
Reminder that there are people who bought MSTY in their Roth at its ATH for "income in their retirement."
>>62320790both of those are leveraged...brutal but chalking it up as a very expensive learning experience
silver reached Earth's core i shit in the subhuman jew trannies mothers mouth who is pressure selling silver since 6 monthsi hope he and his tranny family dies burning
Just lost 20% of my remaining account today. Was already down 70% overall. Im tired boss
>>62320807Crypto fags have fees?
>>62320758>What did you short?What a braindead response lol. The existence of the bubble is obvious, but when it'll pop is almost impossible to predict.
>>62320811try chalking it up*my brain cells dumping
>>62320822It's okay babe
>>62320795It’s “Mexican food” but served by whites because they are subconsciously racist. Very few whites will go to a Mexican restaurant where you need to know Spanish.
Why isn't oil mooning? Drop the bombs! Send in the (poor) troops! And fuck your AI fantasy shit, this is a real economy.
>it's only been one hour
>>62320817using coinbase is a humiliation ritual basically
>>62320818So you are admitting there is more upside? Based.>>62320778kek
MY FULL PORT RMSG CALLS ARE PRINTING BIGLY
>>62320797No refunds ;)
c'mon where are the circuit breakers boss
>>62320797I got a semi for you right here pal
>>62320797yeah, 3 months ago you should've rotated to chipotle, you didn't get the memo??
>>62320817Apparently now yes. Its so fucking lame.I just buy and hold though so I'm not terribly bothered. It's still crap though. 0.06% of the trade is the smallest fee I seem to be able to get.
>>62320836>So you are admitting there is more upside? I have no idea how much more upside there is. What I can say for sure is that the downside risk is way more than the upside risk.
>Nasdump -2%
WTF HAPPENS NEXT WEEKEVERYONE SELLING FOR SPACE XOR DO WE DUMP EARLY BEFORE THE IPO
AHHHHHHHSELL IN JUNE AND GO AWAY
>>62320846>rotating into CMGdude the CMG growth run is over now that the border is secure and we're throwing out all the stupid fucking mexicans boss.
I'm buying the AMD dip
>>62320835And that fucking app kept bugging out and not loading properly when I tried to set the price and amount. I had to sit there trying again and again while it fucking chokes.
>>62320851if it actually hits -2% then it's ogre (for real)
>down 2% almost an hour inwe can go lower...
Holding the Hynix ADR is brutal, this shit stops trading in an hour. All the price action basically happens pre market and then it crabs. Might just take profits.
that's it i'm buying bitx
>>62320783moving from risky sectors to consume economy
>>62320865It already is -2
>The market
>>62320860ya i took the kraken pill a while ago, only used coinbase a few times to buy something where it's the first CEX to list and it's always hell, limit orders never seem to work, on website or app it's shit
>>62320865Anon, I...
>>62320873>futuresThe jeetification of more American products?
>>62320850>I have no idea howYeah it's obvious you have no clue what you are talking about.
>>62320872not in my timeline
>>62320877Yeah alright buddy, keep buying into this bubble.
>>62320873>>62320876and people say i have a mental complex because i don't want to fly anymorei try to tell them it's cause jeets built the plane and programmed it
>>62320856>the border is secure and we're throwing out all the stupid fucking mexicansImagine believing this
>>62320891No such problems for me. I fly in Airbuses. Simple as.
why am i being raped today?why is it nigger friday today?
>ask biz will MU go up still>they reply, "yes, new memory paradigm."every fucking time I listen to you illiterate hicks and lose money. and fuck you I don't set trailing stop losses.
>>62320900lmao
>>62320899Unironically liquidity being pulled out for the spacex IPO, like the shallow beach water before a tsunami
>>62320874How is kraken? I've been out of buying crypto since binance banned me some years ago since I'm American and the government had a melty or something.Gemini or kraken maybe. Coinbase is being a pain and it's good to have options.
>>62320900You're supposed to go Costanza method ya dummy.
>>62320886Lmao stay poor.
>>62320895canadian airlines basically have no ABs, im stuck here
>>62320899go fuck yourself, do you know how much money I lost in crypto this week
Fuck broadcom and fuck spacex.
>STRC at $93.15MICHAELMICHAELPLEASEIncrease the STRC dividend from 11% to 15% so people buy back in to keep the $100 peg. SAYLOR PLEASE SAAR WE NEED THE PEG. YOU CAN REFINANCE LATER BUT WE NEED THE PEG SAAAAAAAR
>>62320797Uhhh bro, you are supposed to just know when the top is in while everyone around you will keep telling you to buy every dip.
>>62320892I dont have to imagine ;)
>>62320914>cryptobro terminologyTake that shit back to cryp... oh lmao you can't can you?
>>62320922take it to 2021 nobody cares about your buttcoins anymore
>>62320924fuck musk, trump tier scammer extreme>dur but that one good tesla and that landing rocketsome asian guy did that
>>62320718>People are just pulling out so they can by SpaceXBREAKING: Manned travel to Mars not a good idea, SpaceX investors suddenly realize
>>62320941>insert the fart joke here
KMBMCDLITEphotonic diaper bros WAGMI
>>62320941crazy for this to happen this week of all weeks lol
>Imagine hating me because I am desperately trying to make you money.The people hated him, for he told the truth.
>>62320936>he didn't short bitcoinLmao you really are poor.
I am too afraid to open my portfolio
>>62320945how is lite up in this bloodbath
Hey come on, cheer up everybody.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUfLbIs309E
>>62320853>SpaceX underperforms >Entire market starts panicking because they know that this is the end >Anthropic and OpenAI speed up their IPO date because they know that the market is turning sour >Both of them underperform >Real panic starts setting in and AI stocks are dumped>All of these datacenters being planned are instantly cancelled because the infinite free money glitch stopped working >Semi stocks are taken out back and shot >Software stocks are taken out back and shot >70% of Korean salarymen commit suicide >GRRRanon blows his head clean off on livestream >Oil shock finally catches up and food prices skyrocket >Most of Africa and India starve to death >Trump gets an Eagle at his gulf course and posts about it on Truth social >DICKS pumps 200% before finally crashing>Billionaires sell everything and flee to their bunkers in New Zealand >Entire world collapses >90% of world population starves to death, freezes to death, or gets killed by the surviving 10%I give it about two weeks
To my fellow Euromutt who said Europe isn’t facing trouble. They are admitting it now. Hence the talk about talking to Russia now. “BRUSSELS, June 3 (Reuters) - European automotive, construction, metals, chemicals and transport sectors could lose up to 1.3 million jobs this year as a result of a surge in energy prices caused by the U.S.-Iran conflict, Labour Commissioner Roxana Minzatu said on Wednesday. "Due to the war in the Middle East, up to 1.3 million jobs are at risk and we are talking about jobs in energy-intensive industry, particularly," Minzatu told a news conference.The EU automotive sector could face the biggest layoffs of up to 600,000, the European Commission estimated.Construction, metals, chemicals, transport could lose 56,000 jobs.Some 85,000 jobs in battery projects could be at risk and 58,852 jobs in solar manufacturing.Another 4,500 jobs could go in the steel sector because of low-carbon measures.Low-income households could spend an additional 1.4% of income on transport fuel.The EU manufacturing sector employs around 30 million people, while services provide almost 87 million jobs.”
>Frederik Pleitgen>@fpleitgenCNN>Just intv‘d Iranian Supreme Leader‘s military advisor Gen. Mohsen Rezaei. >Some main lines: - talks are deadlocked and Trump must unlock them by unfreezing Iranian assets. - “24 billion $ is not much for America if he wants to reach an agreement with Iran.” - “this is our own (Iran’s) not America’s money.” - “the cost of negotiating is much less for America than the cost of fighting with us (Iran).” - if the war and blockade continue, Iran will drag it into the Indian Ocean, Red Sea, Bab al Mandab, Mediterranean. - Meeting between Trump and Supreme Leader “will not happen.” @CNNDEADLOCKMAXXED
>>62320938Btc and sp500 is gods portfolio
>VIX dumping to day's lowV is basically guaranteed at this point
>>62320872>>62320875>DOW still over 50kunstoppable bull run
>>62320956This sounds like it's bullish for gold. Should i buy now?
I know it's over, still I clingI don't know where else I can go
>>62320922Did you get ZEC’d?
>>62320956>Most of Africa and India starve to deathEvery cloud has it's silver lining
>>62320956Ok, but how does this affect ME personally?Specifically what % movement in the nasdaq can we expect due to this?
>>62320946The russians did it
>>62320956>DICKS pumps
>>62320966please god my KXIAY bag has not grown in 2 whole days now
>>62320958Maybe these cucks can try and do something about it rather than observe concernly
what am I supposed to do with all this worthless Tech shit now
>>62320969I miss Blondie, I hope she's recovering well boss.
Hey stock bros, remember me? The indoanon that say he's DCA-ing Ubisoft? Well I'm here to announce the insanity of my country's stock price
>KMB fucking mooning on news that crypto and semi baggies are shitting their diapersThe only real store of value in this market is adult disposable underwear.
>>62320972The queen is dead, boys.
>>62320986
>>62320966if I had a dime for every anon who misunderstood the vix...
The dip that kept dipping
>>62320956Wouldn't this kind of scenario be bullish for software stocks? I thought the reason they all went down was because AI meant companies could just vibecode their own software instead of buying it from other firms?
>>62320997bought but she still dipping...
whens the spacex stock out?
should i buy MSTR puts
What was the point of EU cucks, throwing that huge fit in the US, just to butt heads with China in the end?!?! Same shit with Canada. Help make sense of this shit.
>>62320958>To my fellow Euromutt who said Europe isn’t facing trouble. They are admitting it now.No fuckign shit, energy cost was already high before Iran war, now it makes european industry straight uncompetitive.Expect € to dump bigly despite them retards trying to raise rates soon
>>62320958all i know is i deeply regret diversifying into europealmost all my european picks have underperformed and none have been exceptional garbage market
>>62321003
>meme stocks
>>62320990>why you're saying this shit, indoanon?well im genuinely asking which american stock should i DCA because i wanna relocate all of my money overseas. You guys got any good "small business" to invest?
>BREAKING: Claude AI found an exploit to turn Lead into Gold, and Tin into Silver by an energy-efficient process>prices of precious metals are dumping
>>62321006EU can't compete with ChinaEU can't compete with USEU can't compete with third world The only think it can do is writing yet another regulation that will amount to nothing at all, and make strong worded official communications
>>62321019They made Apple put USB-C on their phones. That's all I got.
>>62320878-2% pilk
>>62320947Hey, uhh GRR anon. I don’t know if you noticed but…The AI bubble is about to pop, so…Why don’t you just call it and sell your bags? This is it bro.There’s no need to shill anymore.
>>62321018Hehe. Im down BIGLY big thanks for the giggle.
>>62321014what a whore Michael always made many bad choices
I'm still up 25% (24.4%) on my NOK, EU isn't all bad.
>>62321012My ADDYY is still up pretty big. European businessmen selling striped tracksuits from Vietnam will always be good business.
Trump says 'stocks must go up, not down'
>>62321016mcdonalds (serious)just holding usd denominated stocks will be better than palm leaves or whatever you use there
>>62321019Thats what happened when lobbyist take the majority of power m8. They can't create anything useful (because their "business" degree revolve around scamming people), but they also don't wanna be seen not working. So they create useless rules to micro manage stuff, so their almost empty soul can feel productive and needed
>>62320699REDDER THAN MY DIRTY DOG DICK
>>62321025The AI bubble will be back this time next week my frenI will carry these bags with me to valhalla
>muh VIf the Q's and sp shit through their put walls they're pinned to all morning semis will move with the indexes and fall farther.
This is all worth it if crypto dies.
>>62321033What else? I have 35K USD in budget
how low will it go
>>62321030>-5% ytd>-22% 1 year>-50% 5 yearuh huh uh huh
>>62320797Hold. I held through feb when it got raped and it paid off. It will recover. Please god let it recover i want more money. Fuck my greedy little red doggy dick
>>62321046might be true. More liquidity into stonks
>>62321040>ValhallaDo they let Jews into Valhalla?
>>62320699Go one tell me I was wrong anons.Where are byou hiding baggie?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
At least the charts match my fury red dog cock
So. US/IRAN talks completely brokenBubbles popping.Talk of 10% containers idling next month globally. Wars continue escalating. SpaceX IPO shares with every Pokemon deckAny good news.
>>62321056Putting some liquidity into the toilet right now
david axios taking his time today
>>62321047pick your sectorsit's good to invest in what you know and want to followwhether it's mining, defense, tech, or even fashionthere is potential everywhere you need to dyor and not just be shilled tickers
>>62321059interesting that you post charts instead of your gains to "prove" you're right
>>62320956The first part actually makes me nervous
>>62321046Crypto has always been a symptom of too much liquidity. We need that money back in stocks.
>>62321052You'd be up 20% if you bought back in March when some gay analyst at JP Morgan said that tracksuits and sneakers are out and formal fashion was in for the zoomers. World Cup is just around the corner too.
>>62321019>EU can't compete with third worldEU is the Third World.
MICRON TO OPEN FAB IN INDIABUY YOU BLOODY BENCHODS
guys I just started investing last weekis this how every Friday looks like
>>62321079>Poo laced semiconductorsAll your components start to smell as they heat up.
WOOP WOOPTOO LOW TERRAINPULL UP
>>62321018hopefully God doesn't allow this.
>>62321076and you'd be up 20% if you bought voo in march too lmao
>>62321079Unfortunately rupees are worthless so they can only buy one share after selling everything
>>62321079ah wow, pretty soon it will be a total JEET operation.
DEPLOY THE V ALREADY FUCKING HELL
>>62321081Yeah this is pretty much standard shit. Friday is typically the day everyone takes profits to spend on cocaine fueled orgies on Friday and Saturday night boss.
>>62321029T-thats 24%
>>62321086What are you talking about? They'll be manufactured in a clean room
>>62321098Sounds like you're jealous.
>>62321079You'd have an easier time finding farmland in Antarctica than a sterile environment in India
>>62321077Not yet, a decade or 2 still has to pass before the decaying infrastructures (that are too expensive to repair) fully collapse.
>>62321107>clean room in India
>>62321107No such thing in India.
I was told there is going to be a V today?
>>62321111brutal gets
>>62321108Yeah, I haven't attended a cocaine fueled orgy in a while boss.
I bought calls
>>62321062>SpaceX IPO shares with every Pokemon deckWhat's this? I thought you could only get them buying Cheetos.
The chart shows you the future, it has already predicted the top for GRRR to be around 300
>>62321006They are being kind of retarded.They saw the US put up 100% tariffs to hold back Chinese overcapacity and the best they could come up with was:>Heh, we’re not like those uncivilized amerifats, we’ll only have our tariffs at 15%-25% with China.Yeah bro the other guy turned 90 degrees to dodge the iceberg, but you’re such an enlightened moderate for only turning 10 degrees.Derp.
>>62321068Hmm, i like defense since your raw material comes from us indonesians (like, literlaly the only stocks you see on IDX that do not free fall are mining companies, especially nickle and tin kek).Maybe some general stuff like Uni Lever is also good. Please if you would help me, anon
>>62321111checked
We're not all gonna make it?
>>62321111>>62321122>>62321133Triple get chain
>>62320699saylor is so fucked
Buy the dip anons
>>62321136Shouldn't have bought fake internet money
>>62321136>"Went all in"
>>62321138just go to zero silver at this pointi shit in your jewish mothers mouth subhuman hedgefonds
>>62321146ill try, son... i'll try
>>62321146I boughted but it keeps dipping
>>62321146it's hard because I have to log in to my broker to do it and see today's daily change
>>62321138how will MU ever recover from this? where can I buy puts on MU?
>>62321114>a decade or 2 still has to pass before the decaying infrastructures (that are too expensive to repair) fully collapse.They are collapsing as we speak>A drone view shows the A 565 motorway of the Friedrich-Ebert bridge over the Rhine river in northern Bonn following its complete closure causing mayor traffic jams in Bonn, Germany, June 5, 2026. The access road to the bridge in the heart of Germany had to be closed on June 3, 2026, due to safety reasons and Germany's dilapidated infrastructure.
>>62321146
might deploy a spot of leverage in this dip bros
>>62321136this is me but silver
Red Day = Red Wine
temporary support status: obliterated
STOP THE COUNT
>>62321136Cryptards won't, the rest of us will
DE-LULU FAGS WHERE YOU ATHAHHAHAHA
KEVIN
>>62321136We never were boss, for everyone that makes it, 99 people must never make it, we are the 1% boss.
>>62321156>log in>"here is your monthly recap oh dear investor :)">graphical representation of me getting raped over and overT-t-thanks...
I'm running out of money to keep buying dips...
>>62321131babcock plc is building your new patrol boats, it's a uk stock thoughif you want a safe defensive strategy then just buy etfs or even brkbtech is the mania right nowif there is a downturn you want consumer staplesi'm not gonna tell you what strategy to adopt you have to make that decisionyou already know who the big companies are and you can just look at a list of snp members if you aren't surei do think holding foreign denominated assets would be better than indonesian rupees though
>>62321194Don't worry, there are so many more dips to come lmao
Don't mind me I'm just being COMFY since I prepared appropriately for this shit.
im seeing anti-AI campaigns everywhere brosheadlines about cities that are banning data centerscommunities are spreading information about AI's actual revenuecloudflare CEO tweeting negatively about AIthis might be it
Lol imagine buying into something called artificial top kek
My gut feeling says crypto is dead, which means it’s time to slurp up.
>>62321204>this might be it
>>62321202what are you slluurrpppiiiinggg, smigger?
>>62321079this is bearish madarchod
>>62321131>just buy the tin and nickle minesIt's that simple
First red week in 2 months
Just a healthy pullback anons. About time , it was too euphoric but not peak mania. Be grateful we get another pump and reach aths soon
>>62321162Yeah it started for sure, but it'll get much worse when brown third worlders will get elected in position of powers and will just brazenly embezzle public funds instead of at least trying to tampon the bleeding.
>>62321217There are a lot of tasty gaps.
>>62321217so you're seeingwe could go lowermuch lower
>ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS SO FUCKING OVER
>scared of dip>buy SOXS>no longer scared of dip
>>62321227...for you.
>>62321204Luddite movements have always gone the way of the dodo. This is not exception.
Maybe today wasn’t the best day to sell puts. It’s okay we’ll get em next time champ
Do Soxl bros deserve this -18%?
>Apple is the only Mag 7 not red >also the only one that didn't go all in on AIAm I thinking too hard about this or too little?
>doomerpostingBuy signal
>>62321211I'm waiting. Then probably SSO. Depends on >news
Yuan could have seen peak strength. It looks like an actual breakout for the dollar. Trade accordingly.
>>62321215indonesian rupees are down 10% against the dollar in a year and have been steadily falling forever lmaoi wouldn't buy local mines considering these multiplicative losses
>>62321233for using leverage? yes
>>62321236sounds about right
AHHHHH PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING FOR A LOSS
tom lee was right yet again, brutal correction comming months and new ATH at the end of the year
it's joever
>>62321230because those technological advancements made moneyAI has failed to make money
Why is CRDO green kek
>>62321240Isn't the dollar suddenly climbing like this a sign of a flight to cash for safety?
I want to cry :(
>>62321233yeah, soxl should be at like 80 not fucking 300
Why is everything red I just woke up
>"intelligence"Imagine being dumb enough to invest in that scam lmao
>>62321257What have we told you about crying in the casino?
>>62321233now I just remember that anon from last week that bought an ungodly amount of SOXSeveryone doubted him...i hope he gets the most expensive hooker this weekend, he deserves it
>"Starbucks, $SBUX, tried using AI to count syrup bottles, and it kept hallucinating the inventory," per TechSpot
>>62321259Little bit of "oh shit oil is running out" and a little bit of "AI might have been a really stupid idea to spend $2.5 trillion on"
status report?
>>62320900I'm still holding despite being up tens of thousands. I'm a greedy giga retard. Fuck I cant believe i am actually considering selling.
>SOXS 447.3M volume
Why aren't there more pink wojaks in the catalog?
>>62321267>last weekwouldnt he just be back to where he started then?
>>62321273People are in too bad a mood to post.
>>62321268man reality is really no fun. It’s going to be another 10-15 years for ai to do cool things and it’ll probably just be gay dating app number #34053 but with ai matching
>>62321273because there's actually only one real thread on this board
>>62321268For any non techy people (i.e. not autistic) the issue with AI is that it's non deterministic. Which is a fancy way of saying it's retarded.When you put 4+4 into your calculator it will always give you 8 unless it's broken. AI will give you 8 99% of the time but will sometimes give you the wrong answer just because. Which means it's a nightmare for a lot of the healthcare and finance systems we're trying to plug it into
we will see -3%
>>62321270glad i sold nvda at 223
>>62321273No more budget for them this quarter, sadly.
From now on I'll just be like VOO anonI'm panic selling everything
>>62321062Is it really this badFuck i should cash in my memory gains. Idk what to buy next tho. I'm really freaking out.
>>62321277Likely not even at break even
>>62320900You were supposed to get in sub $500 retard
>>62321273If you've been in the market longer than three weeks, you're still very green.
>>62321056>might be true. More liquidity into stonksStocks are going..sideways down crabbing and capitulation, same for gold and crypto. Oil stocks peaked with hormuz and go down,. safety stocks are ridiculously overvalued at current prices and if you buy them now you will see nothing for a decade. Get into cash with some sort of inflation matching or exceeding alpha, avoid getting tempted to short because this will crab down and sideways until capitulation and he odd up day will hurt. No option trading. This market is not worth a fuck until the Shiller PE is back down a lot, so at least two plunge days and a good bit of down crabbing first, You won't get a buying opportunity like the eventual bottom for a decade or two if ever but when I tell you to buy that bottom this general will be deserted. Gold is going to take a beating too and is rolling off he back of a top in it's long cycle, I will be buying it again but only when it's down a long way from here. Liquidity is king in a buyers market, take gains and be liquid.
Is David Axios on vacation?
>>62321273no more wojak originality so there would be very little (you)s
>>62321270
This is just the appetiser for next month if they don’t open the strait.
>>62321273BTC is still slightly over 60kThey will pink wojak when it goes to 59.9k
>>62321283You are welcome
BTC is outperforming my port today
>>62321273they are gooning rn to take the pain away
>>62321298and that's why is isn't getting opened
Is China not as strong as they are projecting? Their internal consumer market still isn’t developing.
>>62321270>beheeemed
>>62321298Cushing runs out in like 2 weeks. A month if we decide to play russian roulette with the infrastructure
>>62321255I don't know what I'd read into it in the very large picture, just how it will affect different assets. Bonds are selling off, so it could coming from there or just a general move into the dollar ahead of CPI and fomc so it's easier to reposition.
>>62321301>>62321301>>62321301
>>62321281to me this just screams lack of demand or trying to justify the massive build outthey could easily use one of the billion existing inventory systems whether in house or enterprise solutionsthese headlines are sadly too predictable and we'll see a lot more before the midterms slump and subsequent recovery
DRAM-TARDSMU-GGERS is 10% good enough of a dip to slurp or too soon??
Finally opened my port. 6% down across my metals commodities port. I was expecting worse.
>>62321273AHHHHHHH SELL EVERYTHING AHHH MR WARSH HELP MEbetter?
I’m mostly cash but it’s no fun seeing the ratio change. I was 47% cash now I’m 56% cash but I didn’t sell anything
yepI just spent every last penny I had dip buying
>>62321273No one makes custom woj's anymore it's all ai slop same with pepe.
>>62321310Turns out the secret to the consumer was a strong paycheck that could support a family.
>>62321310china? lying about its strength? no way the chinese are a people of integrity who would never do something like that
Take profits or nah?
>>62321324no, this needs an attention grabbing image
>>62321227>>62321225That’s my bad guys. For literally the last seven years or so I’ve gotten weird inklings that pull me to /biz/ just in time for huge rips followed by ebin pullbacks. Other than the last few weeks I haven’t been on here since the fall of 2023-2024 when BTC exploded upwards.
>>62321334You better squeeze every penny out of a good position like that
>>62321304whoever told these guys to sing deserves to be punished
>>62320958Russia is going to collapse 91 style you may as well talk to a stabby tramp in a dumpster, it won't see any inward investment for decades.
>>62321199ThanksYea i do think so too, As for "the big companies" i already know some, but i feel like its better to invest on small/medium ones. But your recommendation will be noted. Thanks a lot anon >>62321215Im still DCA ing on my country's mining sector, but i already liquidated the ones that are not in it, and wish to move half of it abroad>>62321241Mah nigga its not even "in a year". Its down 10% in 2 weeks (im not joking)
The real panic has not even stared, this will play ou for months. Buckle up. The spacex iPO should be fucking hilarious.
>>62321373two more weeks bro
Remember guysBuy high, sell low
Should have sold in May dumbass mumus
slurped a lot
>>62321407doing my duty to fund the jews boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfR8mRvZju8for all the bulls, from an old gangster
It hasn't even begun.
>>62321403I can stay rich longer than you can stay stupid.
>>62321456/thread
>>62321457Yeah but can you stay rich longer than I can stay stupid boss?
>>62321468I'm not immortal. Jusat long lived.
>>62321433lmao
what do I do if everything is high though?
>>62321377>i feel like its better to invest on small/medium ones.it is, if they succeedbig companies are safer in that they are less likely to outright diepick some sectors and learn about them then make your stock choicesgambling on random tickers based on meme lines is a bad strategy you really need to know what you're buyingit also depends on how much risk you're willing to shoulder
>>62321321Idk. My DRAM cost basis is 60 and I’m down 600$ on 2 August calls DRAM is 5% of my port but I’m not adding to my positions
Is fucking over isn't it? IT GOES DOWN FROM NOW?
>>62320699I told you all to get out. You never fucking listen.
>>62321541>implying this is more than just a dipfuck off shiller shill, there's nothing wrong with the market, did you see the jobs reports, everybody is fucking working boss.
>>62321270berkshire enjoyers dont have this problem
ok guys ive never invested anything and have like £10k in a bank account (uk)any advice?
>>62321718use it to illegally emigrate out of the uk
>>62321611I guess I should have bought when it was shilled the other day
Like when we pump now we only dump ,lmao
>>6232171810k into NDX. Although I'd wait. If this goes into fear its usually a pretty good spot to lump sum. See how it is next Friday. Not financial advice thoughbeit.https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed
Good time to pick up some SOXL?
>>62321247Tom Lee is bearish...
>>62321281But when I ask my calculator to summarize a document, it doesn't do anything...
I solded
