the long awaited top of the AI bubble is in edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.https://www.HindiPoopMusichttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62320699
DAVID ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!!
KEVIN
> nows
Finally opened my port. 6% down across my metals commodities port. I was expecting quite a bit worse.
JEROME COME BACK
>>62321332No rate cuts for you (RIP)
YepI just spent everythng I have dip buyingwhilst everyone else is panic selling
>ORCL -7.3%whoa
>>62321301MAKE A FUCKING DEAL YOU ORANGE RETARD NIGGER MY DOG DICK IS REDDER THAN THE DEVIL I'M GETTING RAPED AND THERE'S NO END IN SIGHT
>>62321301She looks jealous
A little DRAM buy order hereA little MU buy order there
I ordered something from Japan and it shipped yesterday via Fedex, there's no way it actually gets here before 5PM today like the tracking says it will right? If it does maybe I'll buy Fedex stock, it's actually green today.
>>62321341>And I'll whisper "no"
>>62321348Every time we make a deal Israel breaks it. So the bet is less "can we make a deal?" and more "can boomers finally say no to Israel and stop their weird cult over that country?" which I think is 100% no
>>62321353Basedfor me it's more SOXL and SNDK today
Fuck off panicniggers you just want to profit off puts. Options were a mistake.
Trumps mind is on the important things.
Are patriots not in control anymore?
>left holding the bag
WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY BROS?
WAKE ME UPCANT WAKE UP
>>62321354fedex is the worst of the delivery company's so I will wish you luck
>>62321369Wait for next week I'm thinking maybe Tuesday or Wednesday
if you sell AMD for shitcel you are chicken jockey
Kevin doesn’t know the controls yet guys he’ll figure it out. Give him some time.
Be honest with me bros: is the AI bubble popped? Not sure if I should sell all my dram, MU, and Nvda bags today. I'll come out with a small profit..
Genuinely considering locking in my memory gains and selling today. I think it is going to dip more. I just don't want to deal with taxes and I think it eventually recovers.Please tell me what to do anons I'm desperate. I don't want to break. I'm having a hard time telling myself there will be opportunities.
MR.AXIOS DO SOMETHING
im getting scared bros
>>62321381wtf you are still holding?
>>62321363goodspeed smiggertho i dont bother with leverage and i only buy over 10% dips
>>62321378never had AMD in the first place
>>62321385i'm excited
>>62321381>>62321383Whatever you decide will be the wrong choice so just find some peace in that and have a nice weekend boss
On a serious note: do you guys really not set price targets to exit a position?
VSXY up thoever
>>62321383>>62321381Wait until it goes lower then sell at a loss
>stocks should go up not downagree or disagree?
seeing crypto collapse makes this -3% worth it
He won
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62321381should've sold you DRAM yesterday, smigger.DRAM going to $50
What happens if there's no peace deal and the oil reserves run out?
>>62321383If you don’t actually need the money just set a stop order at your absolute must sell price and walk away.
>two days ago, pure euphoria>today, absolute capitulationZoom out, you're hysterical.
>>62321394of course but then greed blinds me and i keep hoping for more
>>62321381It's over get out while you can
>>62321394I navigate by feel
>>62321405Oil gets more expensive. Which will cause a global depression.
I feel naked and vulnerable now that I'm out of cash to buy dipsnow dips don't feel so good anymore
>>62321358>It's le heckin boomers fault
>>62321391throw away your stupid snapdragon arm nintendo for the real deal
>>62321415so that means line on stock go down?
You should be buying right now.They'll never be this cheap again
>>62321426it is though
I believe in the United States of America. And to the republic of which it stands. One nation. On god.
>>62321405who knows? after all, all oil comes through hormuzthere are no other oil fields on earth which could be further exploited to make up for shortfallsthe us relies totally on iraqi oil and has since the gulf war!
>>62321419okay but if you had cash what would you buy
>>62321406My average buy on mu is 429. On sndk 582.I can weather a storm. My dram calls are fucked tho.
>>62321394no because setting price targets is limiting your gains, just set a 30% trailing stop for the insane algo swings
My port is down 6% from its all time high.
>>62321426>I'm a Jew for pointing out the weird cult like obsession boomers have with Israelok
>>62321439Just because they're enablers doesnt mean they're the root cause of the issue.
>>62321394Um but what if line keeps going up good sir? Smh no cap fr
>>62321409i zoomed out and it said "sell" to me
>>62321401COME MR CURRY MAN CURRY ME BANANNA!
>>62321444INTC
There's no way QQQ drops 3% right?
>>62321365what the actual fuck man.. even my schizo ramblings make more sense than this, loll.
>>62321453>Blaming boomers for the Jewish media environment they spent their entire lives in
>>62321445Honestly man there’s no need to stress if it’s not immediate need. In 2023 I got laid off and didn’t get a new job for like 8 months so I had to liquidate my young portfolio. Here’s an example of a few things I had>AMD at 80>RKLB at 3!!!!!!!!>PLTR at 12So don’t sell unless you absolutely need to
>>62321399>jobs report>88% of jobs went to women>90% of jobs went to illegals since 2020Kek
>oil pumps steadily to 120+>market pumps>oil gets raped every day for no reason>market dumpsYou'd figure there'd be an inverse relationship here
>>62321472>admitting boomers have 0 critical thinking skills
>>62321472So has every other generation after them but they didn't go full retard
>>62321412>>62321404Solded for $500 profit. Hopefully it pumps again on Monday so I can start buying back in...
>>62321479>you'd figure
>>62321399thank God, checked
>>62321479Me?
Should have bought Games Workshop (GAW)
Oops already impregnated a 25yo as a 33yo.I bred a zoomie, like many millennial will.
>>62321365>muh pool>muh baalroomthis fucking guy
This is the result of 100s of billions of dollary doos?
btwnothing actually happened in the market except Broadcom posted some shitty earnings for their valuation
Why does the 10Y keep crabbing even though stonks, commodities, and shitcoins keep dumping?Where is all the money going?
>>62321472They're adults. They have been adults for some time. We've been steeped in jewish mind poison for our whole lives, too, yet we found a way out of the cave.
>>62321484Just watch Korean markets and see if they gigadump or not, DRAM will follow whatever happens over there.
>>62321500most basic consoomer side, yesAI surveillance state and world simulation is where all the money is going
I just want to get this meeting over so I can go home and play poe2. CLOSE THE MARKET EARLY.
>>62321479I think people Just got tired of getting fucked over by random niggers on the internet saying "DEAL TODAY"randomly dropping It by 20% so nobody touches It anymore
>>62321504That's not even the funniest part. They beat their earnings. But they didn't raise guidance. Which implied AI is slowing down instead of accelerating
>>62321498damn, zoomie girls are christmas cake already
Hit my daily max loss so I gotta do 1 more trade to get back to even
RWL is my rock My port in the storm
>>62321509could be moving to cash, DXY, straight up, no pullbacks
>>62321433the only thing many of you lack more than courage is sense. stop doubting david soxl and let him help you.
>>62321517Why are you going from a paying job to a non paying job
>>62321523Earnings are definitely still acceleratinga bunch of people selling now are going to eat shit and end up chasing again lol
Seems like that shit's stabilized, why are you niggers crying?
47% of my port is locked up in shit I cannot sell because I do not want to sell at a loss
>>62321511Our media is more dialog driven. (like this thread)There’s is more monologue driven (think bill o’rilley or john oliver.)It’s very unhealthy actually, and I feel kind bad for people who have been stuck watching the talking heads their whole lives.
>>62321542The core issue of hyper scaling data centers not having a use case to justify their cost still exists.
>>62321498I’m not handsome enough to date any women without constant testing and aggression so I just gave upI have noticed a new trend at the gym of women in the typical tight yoga pants/shorts now wearing very loose shirts that let their titties bounce around, so that’s cool. I can’t imagine it’s comfy for working out but NmpThx 4 listening
>>62321547KEK STONKS BAGGOTSI'M SLURPING GRRR HOW ABOUT YOU?
>>62321509after 2022, I can't imagine why you'd want to move from stocks to the 10ypeople that did that in 2022 got fucked big time
>>62321545it's lunchtimei wish we had a comfy break like the nikkei
SOXL call?
The market accelerated its decline after Putin's response to Zelenskyy's proposal for a meeting.Vladimir Putin responded to Volodymyr Zelenskyy's proposal for a personal meeting. The Russian president stated that he sees no point in such a meeting at this time. Following the comment, the Moscow Exchange index fell 0.8% since the start of the day and about 0.4% over the past 10 minutes.
>>62321550They have a use caseToken spend is now a central part of every company's balance sheet.It'll be on there, like payroll.
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2G2MPZ7do the needful sirs
>>62321559nobody cares about that stupid endless slavenigger meat grinder tho
>>62321565thats just the test run for the rest of us
>>62321558>Hey we got David SOXL on the line here from New York. How can we help you today David?
>somebody is out there buying every single share of SOXL they can at 210
>>62321301I have a younger girlfied. Annoying as fuck but no as annoying as psychobabble from washed up middle aged female divorcees.
>>62321559do you really think the nasdaq is dumping because russian monkeys didn't have a meeting about their 6 year ww1 reenactment?
>>62321563Am I drinking too many energy drinks or didn't companies immediately drop the AI after a few months of token based billing
>>62321559Putins fucking irrelevent, yesterdays news as is Russia. It saved up all it's piss for 20 years and then wet its pants and screamed a the world to look at its damp patch.
Seems as if no one wants to get caught holding the TSLA bag.
>>62321585>>62321559Sorry anon not only is Russia irrelevant but so is Ukraine
>>62321548All I'm saying is that being handed an illusionary reality has been a concept since ancient Greece. The internet and social media is the most recent version of it. If you can't even stop a moment and think "hold on, is this true?" then you deserve to be nigger cattle.
>>62321584It seems like that reckoning is still actively taking place
>>62321586The spaceX ipo is going to be comedy gold.
>>62321564>deleted cause i wrote nigger fridayfine..https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVjVEOZvvote bros
Is BP decent for a dividend stock?
>>62321585Damn, Americans are really next level when it comes to metaphors.
>>62321596The analysists using price to sales because SpaceX isn't profitable is very funny
>>62321587Not so much, it's in the EU and has a fair future, Russia is facing 1917.
>Bought HYMC at 32 because it has always bounced off 30$ for monthsOf course THIS time it doesn't SO FUCKING EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
This is simply a correction right?Everything will be green again monday, right?
i boughtedzey dumped it
>>62321585Spotted the nazi kkk confederate loving westerner
>>62321605>saying "It's in the EU" as if the EU matters at all
>>62321600I don't have a nationality. My nationality is me and my family. I've seen nations come and go but we are still right here.
FFS somebody stop the bleeding.
>>62321605russia and ukraine is irrelevant because the entire continent of europe is irrelevant, complain about them on /pol/ or something
>>62321626No let it keep bleeding. My supid puts are only up 200%, and I want to attend the cocaine orgy tonight boss.
>>62321617doomp eet
They really trying to kill our spirit today
>>62321620A lot more than Russia and by a vast nearly infinte margin.
>>62321627Just checked its barely 11% of the global stock market. And that's with all countries in the EU combined.
You idiots have no idea you are so naive like spoiled children playing as adults. You all think your AI bullshit is coming to save you but Moscow has been preparing for a long time and still has its best weapons in reserve. When America is at its weakest, crippled by Iranian oil blockade, and your stock market collapse under the immense weight of capitalist corruption Russia will awaken and overrun Ukraine then invade the Baltic. America will have no choice but to betray NATO and show the whole world the emperor had no clothes. It will be financial apocalypse for the west. Only gold and bitcoin is safe, oil too but not your paper oil.
>>62321634Spirit already went bankrupt I thought?
I'm going slurp crazy over hereMU GETS A SLURPRDDT GETS A SLURPSMCI GETS A SLURPIREN GETS A SLURPGRRR GETS A SLURPHECK I MIGHT EVEN SLURP ME SOME ONDS & ASTS JUST FOR KICKSWhat are YOU slurping smiggers?
Got some of that big beautiful seagate on discount.
>>62321620babe you're always like this on red days but i've never seen you admit you are wrong on green days. you'll be proven wrong again. do you lack the capacity for embarrassment or something?
>>62321637Grow up
>>62321282
>>62321639>no DRAM>no LULUare you really a real slurper??
>>62321631Bears are greedy, particularly big fat gay bears like the FagglerBOTTOM SIGNAL
>>62321639Why do you even bother with RDDT? What do you see in it?
>>62321635Anon if you're having to compare to Russia you've already lost. >>62321637No one is falling for this bait. Well no one of merit anyways.
Bought some MU. Might slurp PL later
DRAM GET TO 58 ALREADY DAMMIT SO MY BUY ORDER FILLS UP
>>62321627It's 40% of US corporate profit, the single biggest inward investor in the US, the single biggest recipient of US inward investment, the joint top food exporter with the US and the only other currency in the world aside from the USD worth a fuck. The largest single market and free trade area on earth. Then there is (you).
>>62321649This is not the bottom, I guarantee it boss.
>>62321558I just sold so it will start going up now. You're welcome
i mean it is ok if you do because i want to take you out in very scandalous outfits, but you really should have someone else manage your money.
>>62321588Real conversations are still too accessible now for plato’s cave shenanigans to be as viable anymore.Sure you can rig twitter to be a false reality whatever, but it’s not a prison.You can always just go to a comfier site or group chat and deal with the real people there.
>>62321394I'm an investor not a gambler
60000 EVENS ARE TRADING
>job report comes out saying the economy is doing well> This is bad news because then they're gonna hike rates by 25 bps>because of this, silver drops FUCKING SEVEN (7!) PERCENT
>KO>KMB>MCDfatass retard bros that piss and shit into a diaper, our time has fucking come.
>SPY dumping>metals dumping>crypto dumpingIt's fuckin over, isn't it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
>>62321660HOLY FUCKING BOTTOM SIGNALI'M ALL IN, COVER ME YOU LIMP DICK BAGGOTS!Inverse faggler hasn't failed me yet.
HOLY SHIT BTC BROKE BELOW THE 60K WALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHH 59K AND DESCENDING FAST
>>62321650>trannies will seethe on spaceX ipo>ledditor "investors" will seethe when their savings vanish after they ape in spaceXyou lack vision, son.
>that 1m SPY wick
HWTA DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
>>62321627but they have free healthcare and they are the world leader in smugness exports
I am happy when crypto goes down.I imagine most of the crypto holders are of my age cohort and are thus my competition. Does this make me a bad person?
>>62321684that and I bought a put after capitulating, thank me later by sending me a few pennies
>>62321651I'[ve better things to do that exchange bantz with American lapel pin jingoist brainlets. You are your own better parody.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aCLVGfngBoI miss Reagan. Back when America could manage class before it went full retard under bush jnr..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLW7r4o2_Ow
>>62321670>>62321670>it’s not a prison.For Gen Z and A it is. Frankly, I'm of the opinion the internet should be treated as fake and gay until proven otherwise. You could be a bot. I could be a bot :-)
>>62321637youre wrong we will just ignore europe willingly cause theyre annoying, just look at their daily whining about russia bossalways want free gibs and never helps out in iran
>>62321401predicted the bubble pop for the 50th time awardwill still be wrong for the 50th time awardspeaking of which, gonna sell some MRVL which i'm up 50% on and buy some MU and SNDK. yum yum yum.
>>62321687Buy at 32-33
>>62321698Oh, to note, I do not hold any crypto.I might have bought Monero if it were easier to do so, but alas.
>>62321598Just buy SCHD
da dip keep dippin....
>>62321699Nice meme boss.
I just found out I have genital herpes.I don't think I'm gonna make it, bros.
>>62321401>AI just exploited crypto and made it worthless within 5 minutes, something humans never did or figured out>Semiconductors and chips are booked until 2028 minimum with historic demand that won't slow for years>AI is bubble, says grifter
why are we still dumping, shouldnt we be crabbing till close by now
>>62321735LMAO I am buying puts on your sex life.Who did this to you my smigger?
>>62321739It's because i just slurped, maybe i shouldve slurped soxl
>>62321739becuase i went long
>>62321727>boss.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eaLsvusF7s
WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE!!!!>WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE!!!!WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE!!!!>WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE!!!!WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE!!!!>WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE!!!!WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE!!!!
>>62321762PREP THE BULL
>>62321743your momma!
They're dumping today, so there's going to be an Iran deal over the weekend
Soxl sisters I don't feel so good
>economy and jobs are doing well?>PANIC SELL AND DUMP THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW
Time to dump some boomer doomer cartoons in these trying times
>>62321301Guys, what should I short? I don't want to be left out
>>62321698I do too desu, I had btc for ages but it went nowhere, can't believe the sheer number of fags who have been buying "dips" as it drops 10k each time thinking it'll go up again
SOXL MY LOV3
This is all bobo has, btw. Skyscraper green lockout candle on monday to start the bullrun.
USAR looking juicy at this price, literally just profit taking right now too, all the news have been bullish.
NASDAQ is down 900+ points today.
I want a zoomette wife with big fat tits and submissive personality. Now a question, what's causing the dump? Any news about why this is happening?>>62321381I honestly don't know. I'm too heemed to sell those positions now. I should've sold the other day tho.
>i sell>it starts going upwhy do i always buy high sell low?
Uhhhhhh...Can we not?
>>62321779>>62321779jobs are definitely not doing well but it’s okay this market hasn’t been tethered to reality for a long time
I'm guessing Trump will announce another "imminent peace deal" with Iran over the weekend to save the stock market
>>62321687All the buy orders sitting at 60k got slurped.
>>62321801fuck that orange nigger nuke iran into surrendering
>>62321797(((They))) are playing a game of chicken with Kevin Warsh. By Buckbreaking the markets, and showing who actually runs this shit boss.
Usually we start crabbing by now. Actual recession indicator?
>qqq down 3%
>>62321739algos needed to visit the 1 month vwap so they can trade to each other at those prices for a lil bit
>>62321797>I want a zoomette wife with big fat tits and submissive personalitywho doesn't?
>>62321791>This is all bobo has, btw. Skyscraper green lockout candle on monday to start the bullrun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8Hk-xP6ro
>>62321334You're up 4 digits might as well hold to see if you can go up 5 digits. I was told that's how you're supposed to play options. Don't take profits because what if the number goes even higher? So I wouldn't sell until you're up at least 10,000%.
>>62321814Me. I want to dominate a woman with a dominant personality for the conquest
>>62321798
THERAPYMAXXED
>>62321826They tend to have relentless ocd like enegy, it get's very annoying.
>>62321816shiller pe is outdated in this new high growth tech market
You know what they say gentlemen.Sell in June with the ol’ portfolio prune.
>>62321833>shiller pe is outdated in this new high growth tech market
>>62321832That’s what rope is for
I started investing in nov 2025 after breaking even on crypto and now Im back at the same amount of money ive been stuck on for a decade...soon to become a bagholder again
>>62321833Tech has nowhere left to grow.
1x leverage bros.... we won.... (this time)
I've bought dips you people wouldn't believe.
>>62321835aren't you supposed to hit the glass with a knife or a spoon?
>>62321839I like heavy gague chains, I keep them in a fridge.
>consumer goods green>healthcare green so the move was to rotate semis into healthcare and fast food huh
Why tie dump?
Jesus, glad I Market sold at open. Still took a huge amount of damage from overnight but still...
>>62321816Earnings are growing and will continue to do so. Yes, companies with multi-billion income growing at double digits are priced at a premium. No, cash is not a better position, and neither are bonds. Yes, you will be priced out.
KMB UP 5% AND ITS NOT EVEN 2ND LUNCHTIME YET
>>62321859Because you are dust, and to dust you shall return.
>>62321838dude just look at the fucking chart. everytime it peaked from a parabolic move the ratio was 50% higher, so now the ratio needs to be above 60 before the market will even think about fully capitulating boss.
>>62321838>>62321846new paradigm, unironically.dot com pe ratios were sitting at insane numbers, around 150, today we're at 25-35 for the big ones, MU is jumping around 10-20 on forward pe constantly and has plenty of room to grow.shiller pe looks back 10 years and unfairly punishes new high growth tech, its a boomer measurment
>>62321860The entire market is preparing to become SpaceX. In the future there will only be an S&P1 (SPCE). The market is slowly liquidating to move into it
>>62321859i wonder if this has ever happened before? nah, this time it's different
Next week everything will be fine, SpaceX will give us a glorious day like nothing before too
SP says no to space x kek
SOXX having to dump 8% in a day just to test weekly lows is so cancer lmao... this isn't a healthy market. maybe the end of 4% pump every day forever
>>62321874you're genuinely brown aren't you
>>62321875>new paradigm
lmao holy shitout of nowherethe jobs report was amazing
>>62321877first time here, so idk. If we don't go into ww3 this year, maybe i'll apply the tactic next year.
>>62321887>first time here,more top signals
bout to eat a lunchable, whats your favorite lunchables anons? mine is ham and cheddar
>>62321637That's not what's going to happen. Neither is the 1917/1991 daydream of certain eastern European anons. What's going to happen is the usual; European morons keep getting played like a fiddle while the US and China keep winning.
>>62321874Not one but two downlegs, enjoy.
>>62321886once world cup is done, jobs report gonna get rekt
We’re gonna need a bigger taco
It's really confusing how energy is down right now.
>>62321893Get a load of Scrooge McDuck over here with his Lunchables
jensen please come out and say it'll be ok......
>>62321885why should i listen to shiller pe rather than the 10s of other ways of predicting a bubble that are all saying were only slightly overbought?
>>62321472This, Boomers are retarded, but it's not their fault the propaganda was everywhere their entire lives
>>62321893i'll rather eat a tuna can and a monster
>>62321895I most certainly am enjoying. This position is going to double one more time before the end of the day boss. #ScreenCapThis
>>62321886interest rate hike baked in then. as I said.
>>62321901Demand destruction from global recessionEveryone leveraged in Korea hung themselves this morning, 90% of the workforce.All the factories are empty, desolate.Its so joever.
>>62321907so post them
I'll continue to blame boomers. I never admit fault.
>>62321911Baggie are you taking pictures of your screen with your phone like a boomer
*Creak*
It's getting worse. Down 30k now. Will next be green. Please god. I got too greedy forgive me.
>>62321907I don't care what you listen to or say, you're dumb as a bag of rocks. I could hive you a million and it would all be gone in three years.Bye for now.
>>62321923Zoom out.
>>62321922No I'm using the print screen key, and cropping it in paint like an oldfag boss.
If its red and bearish stop making new threads so fast dumbfucks. You're fucking the discussion.
>>62321915https://www.macrotrends.net/2577/sp-500-pe-ratio-price-to-earnings-chartwe're fine bobo
i smell a bottom
>>62321926im up 100% ytd while youre european and poor, you lost bobo
>>62321886>out of nowhereADP jobs report was released 2 days earlier and it indicated the sameAnd the US population increases by about 2 million per year, so the economy better add 170 thousand jobs per month on average
>>62321401What is he talking about in the vid tho
My portfolio is down 10%I already bought all the dipsI just spent my last bit of cashI have no more money to buy dipswhat do I do?
SLURPSLURPSLURPthank you for selling me cheapies
is the dip over? can I look again?
>>62321735My doctor won't even test me for because its just so common. He says there is nothing we would do differently medically. Idk what to do tho...
>>62321945Get a time machine and buy KMB one day ago.
3.5 hours left for my tqqq 90 call to hit
>>62321409>zoom out>parabolic rise>don't take profits goyNot falling for this.
>>62321937Go for it because the sell off has not even really begun properly and you need sifting out from the hivemind.
>>62321937Every time someone says this it goes even lower...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It’s over for me
my 401k has gained 55% in four yearsI didn't even micromanage it and left it sitting in the default investing option made up of 10% bond market snail race shit
>>62321955lmao
We have a long ways to drop. MUanon was right about everything.
>SOXL
>>62321939You need roughly 5x that YTD to cover the inflation this year.
>>62321743Probably this asian massage parlor I go to. I gave her a good plap about a month before I got a blister on my nuts, so the future is looking bearish. I wore a condom too, so go figure.
>>62321953Your shitty diapers are awful. They can't contain the sheer volume of his night urine, and he has a bunch of unwashed towels sitting on his armchair to absorb the morning leakage.
/biz need your attention I am bleeding heavy in this, and don’t want to sell at this much loss - what can I do to cover loses? Do I buy in more and wait for recovery? I’m panicking
Yummy yummy yummyIll have another VOO and VTI thank you good sirOh is that some MCD on sale? Im lovin it
can't lose anything if you kill yourself first
i just checked the markets wtf is going on
>>62321939You have no idea who you are talking to which makes you even funnier to me. It's like an insect sqeaking while I pull it's wings off..
this is getting ridiculous now
Was I supposed to take profits when I was up 20% to 60% on everything in my port?
Lost all my money by turning bullish for one day, thanks for playingNow I'm free.
>>62321986>holding leveraged ETFs overnightYou broke like the first fucking rule they teach you in trading school. You're on your own boss.
>>62321301Im 40 and want a zoomette so fucking bad. I just matched with this 26yrold on Tinder but she never hot guck to my calculus joke. 6m and its still ogre for me.Least the market is dipping!
SOXL going back to 150
>>62321978>SOXL
>>62322006>>62322006>>62322006
>>62322000
Anon you did that thing againWhen you start making fun of meYou do it every few monthsWhen really I was your security blanket all along
>>62321987based just don't gamble, its that easy we play the VOOvuzella on Fridays
>>62322000Pls I’m new sorry :/ guidance needed
>>62321981Probably because your balls touched her ballsI am become MU baggot, destroyer of portsSome fag said my 888.88 order wouldn't fillFUCK YOU
>>62321394Never. Fuck do I care what Mr Market is doing.>>62321358Can we rangeban sand people?
I called this last friday and not one of you has been gracious enough to recognise that. Sad but true and it's a looooooooooooooooooong way down from here over the comming months.
>>62321778Bailing at open was the only thing I did right this week. Now I have 11k to slurp mu.
>>62321994considering you always post about bearish things and russia, im going to assume you missed the bullrun and ontop of that living on meager polish wages.just reroll your irl spawn point boss or move, ill help you with the greencard since youre still white atleast
I’m never gonna financially recover this
>>62321986Walk away from the chart. Go outside. Have some lunch.
>>62321952It's crazy that 80% of the global population has herpes and doesn't even know, because it just doesn't show symptoms (until the day it does because of stress, hormones, etc).Millions of secretly-positive people are walking around, having sex, possibly transmitting it, and they get to stay blissfully unaware. Meanwhile, if you ever get a cold sore, you're one of the ones that KNOWS, and it becomes this looming shadow on your sex life. The majority of people don't know how common it is, so the stigma is so heavy.
I'm going to rip my red dog dick off and shove it up my ass. That would be preferable to what I am experiencing right now.
>>62322056Is investing more into it a BAD idea?I can buy at low and cost avgWait for SOXL to recover?
The May jobs report far exceeded expectations, with US employers adding 172,000 jobs last month, compared with economists' expectations for around 88,000. The unemployment rate held steady at 4.3%.But the strong report also fueled bets on a rate hike by the Federal Reserve at some point this year, as the labor market stabilizes amid high inflation. Traders are now fully pricing in a rate hike from the central bank by the end of the year, even as President Trump continues to call for cuts as Kevin Warsh, his appointee to chair the Fed, takes the helm.BTW I expect holdquiarter point holdRemaining 2026 Fed Meeting ScheduleJune 16–17 (Includes Summary of Economic Projections / Dot Plot)July 28–29September 15–16 (Includes Summary of Economic Projections / Dot Plot)October 27–28December 8–9 (Includes Summary of Economic Projections / Dot Plot)quarter point
BOTTOM IS INCHECK QQQ GRAPH0DTES LETS GOOOOOOO
>>62322050Oh fuck off you sad little gimp.You are poor for good reasons (smal brain) and always will be.
>>62321959bottom confirmed :)
>>62321509Bonds make ZERO fucking sence. Who's buying?
>>62322054good time to buy more?
>>62322072Ask yourself why it wouldent go back up. If you say it wont, then look for the reasons why. If you dont find any, then buy.
KO chads keep winning
I’m just gonna diamond hands my calls
>>62321782The political cartoon in 1706009945.png is a satirical commentary on the high-stakes Congressional debates surrounding U.S. tariff reform, drawn by the famous political cartoonist Clifford Berryman.### The Subject: The Tariff Debates (Late 1890s – Early 1900s)Historically, the specific combination of "wool and hides" was one of the most fiercely contested battlegrounds in American trade policy. The Background: Under the protectionist Dingley Act of 1897, Congress heavily taxed imported wool and hides to protect American ranchers and farmers. The Conflict: Manufacturing states (who wanted cheap raw materials to make shoes, leather goods, and clothing) desperately wanted these tariffs removed, while agricultural states fought to keep them high to avoid foreign competition. This exact debate boiled over again during the creation of the Payne-Aldrich Tariff of 1909 and the Underwood Tariff of 1913. Breaking Down the Cartoon ImageryThe Bear: This is Clifford Berryman's famous "Teddy Bear" character. Berryman originally created the character in a 1902 cartoon based on a hunting trip where President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt refused to shoot a captured bear cub. The public fell in love with it, and Berryman began using the little bear as an ongoing, silent mascot in his cartoons to represent Roosevelt's presence, policies, or the general public sentiment of his era.The "Big Holder": The bear is gleefully carrying off a slaughtered sheep (wool) and a cow (hides). When he says, "Don't know what Congress will do to wool and hides but I'm a big holder!", it's a clever double entendre
Is it time to slurp the soxl?
>>62322057Yea he told me its more of a psychological issue and I agree because red sores on your red dog cock is pretty fucking unsettling. I'm not sure i have it because I was also using this medicated ointment on my cock for vitiligo and it could have caused the sores. It healed very quick when i stopped and i didnt have any other symptoms. But then I had another small red spot like 2 weeks later toward/on the tip but I had also been walking around in a salty bathing suit and it could have been irritation from that. Also healed in a few days. So I try to tell myself I don't have a dirty dick but I probably do...
