Don't fucking bomb Iran over the weekend please edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://HindiPoopMusic.comhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62325085
>>62325977I'm tired, boss.
Days like today make me glad I also have land, bullets, and gold.
BHARAT WON BUY ONLY INDIA STOCKSBUY ONLY ON INDIAN EXCHANGES JAI HIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new thredo>>62325873>>62325873>>62325873
Why is Bitcoin taking so long to go to zero? I'm tired of waiting.
>>62325994Only thing this guy is long on is yellow feve
I’ve got diamond hands on my rapidly decaying energy positions. Not natural diamonds but synthetic diamonds made from petrochemical feedstocks.
I bought intc before market closeDid I fuck up?
>>62326001who isnt
>>62326007
>>62325989Same minus the goldPaid off house from a lot of those 2023 - 2024 earningsAnd multiple paid off carsI just DCA into VOO. Simple as
>VOO plummetingI mean I'm holding for like 40 more years, but still kinda ruins my day a bit
>>62325977Bro thought he could squeeze in a few bombs with the jobs data
>>62326014Your day can't be ruined EVERY time there's a market drop.
Sneed
>>62326019I'm retarded, seeing my Schwab account have a big -10k sucks, sorry.
David Soxl scammed me
>>62326020sneed
There are things taking huge hits that really should not. Canadian Uranium miners should give zero fucks about this but they crashed hard, same for lithium and rare earths. They really shouldn't have to deal with short term volatility, these people have decade plus long supply contracts. Luckily they should bounce back quickly.
Nobody knows who I was in the previous thread
>>62325983So what you're saying is you're weak, and you can't ever become boss, boss?
>>62326013>tfw only one truckYou mog me, but I'm basically doing what you're doing. Gonna start farming though.
>>62326011As Ameris Americanized. Korean ones turned Korean men into (unironic) turbonazis (based tho). Jap ones straight up prostituting at levels american women Only fansing(legit American customs agents denying Japanese women traveling solo for fear of it being tied to prostitution DEAD SERI). China is China kek. SEA forever digging for gold.Still aesthetically and femininity-wise long is the play tho. Housewife status tho It's Over bromentide.
>>62326030>It's realKek
> futures
>>62326041> pasts
>>62326041How do you have so many shots of chinese kids getting abused by robots?
SIRENS IN BAHRAIN AND KUWAIT FUCK YOU ORANGE RETARD FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62326054Buying opp you dip(you shouldn't be the dip, you should buy the dip, but no, you are the dip)
>>62326059no I'm being facetious I'm actually a bear with minimal us stock exposure HAHHAHAH i lied NIGGA!
Is it time?
>>62326063based if tru fr, thanks for the firesales frenulum
I don't like being in a poor loser's thread can we move?
>>62326049I think that's what they're building them to do over there
>>62326069problem nigga?
>market dumping >my OLLI up 3 percent feels good man
>>62326069see >>62325992>>62326073Smart move. 6/4 will become irrelevant. Next protest massacre can be blamed on computer malfunction.
dubs confirm reality is all in our heads and the economy never crashes
>>62326063>minimal us stock exposureoh so you’re poor
Peter Thiel just played a tournament in a chess club in Argentina and came out third. Wholesome tbqh.
>>62326086shut the fuck up bitch
>>62326085its called selling your US holdings for a profit lil nigga you will figure it out one day
>>62326009nah, it might droop a bit lower but sub 100 buy in is a good entrywe are heading to 200 by next earnings my smigga
Turns out that insider who bet $17m Sandisk would drop to $980 was right. We should've switched to SNDQ right then and there. H*ck.
>>62326087lmao post your daily losses cuck
>>62326086I feel bad for politicsbrained faggoids(both left and right) betting against this realpolitik ass nigga if you are invested in US/The West locking down supremacy. Alex Karp probably even more Based.
>>62326089Indian memes are parodies of themselves
>>62326094What insider I never heard about him
>>62326089I’m glad you made it and don’t have to think long term
>>62326084>the economy is real
>>62326094Huh insider? I barely even know 'er!
>>62326097they are just too funny and the fact that most of these were made unironically is the cherry on top
>>62326103ok your clitty is really REALLY leaky what bags do you want to shill and how much are you down on them % wise??
Nasdaq or Standard & Poor’s?
My OLLI is parabOLLIc
>>62326115This just isn't the way a person who earns real money in the markets talks. lmao weren't you "bagholding" until you supposedly sold all your US holdings for profits?
>>62326100https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiue0v0SyU4&t=154shttps://archive.is/FZOX2https://archive.is/SvK6mA few spotted it.
>>62326128>This just isn't the way a person who earns real money in the markets talks.As opposed to one who types like some aggrieved 30 year old HR lady, you must be NEW here
They took everything from me.And how in the blackness of my heart I wish ruin on all
Realistically, what are the odds that all these stocks continue to fall through the entirety of next week?
>>62326146judging by the amount of bull salt ITT probable
>>62326146>entirety of next weekZero
Recession proof business
Everyone here made it during this epic chip run right? And you took enough out to live a comfy life on for the next couple years then go all in during the 2028 shmita bottom?
>>62326158Was already doing good before this run. Am doing gooder because of this run. Ready to do good when it bounces up again next week. It's all good.
>>62326158I still have 40k in cash but my slurping ability is getting tested after only 1 day
I lost a ton of money this year but at least its karaoke night
>>62326038Stop doing drugs before you post.
>>62326146Good especially now that it's become obvious most "Bobo's" are really just Mumu's trying to counter signal in hopes of a pump.>>62326166Counting cash and shares as my only liquid in the account, I'm maybe around 60% and I am way too terrified to stick anymore in. A repeat of 2022 and I'd be screwed so hard if I went all in. I think I'll just be patient.
>>62326146Nah, not stopping. Comparable to the big TurboQuant shock, except it hit people where it matters the most. Earnings. Not recovering until at least a month. We should all just head into inverse ETFs in the meantime and not sweat about watching it in case there's a reversal. I got tricked by a dead-cat bounce to $1580 when I sold and reentered after setting a limit to $1570 thinking it would be the bottom. Should've stayed out.>>62326158I didn't invest enough for the profits to last me that long, but the amount I lost still hurts. I could've paid for someone's tuition.
I solded VOO at 690 in the morning today LMFAO
>>62326158112% up ytd thanks to my USO bags been lifted by the mighty and proud Islamic revolutionary guard PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
>>62326188keep doing drugs it's the only thing that's paying off right now
>>62326112Fucking kek
why is silver crashing and burning?
>Pattern day trade gets removed>retail goes all in with leverage>market dumps
>>62326146Iran, oil, pe, ipo flood, AI profitability issues, AI debt, Trump tarrifs, and most important of all Mid Terms.
>>62326223Rate increase, inflation
>>62325977I was promised total wagie death. not increased payroll and overhead cutting into my value as a shareholder.
>>62326203markets realize fair value for silver is $0.
>>62326231Nobody is more oppressed and hated than the wealthy.
I bought one share of GLD today so i can say I'm a mature portfolio coordinator
>>62326156haha who is this dude
>>62326041Why do these kids keep standing so close? Why don't they ever learn? First that kid roundhouse kicked in the chest and girls laughing at him and now this fucker straight up SEEING the danger and barely backing away.
>>62326246
>>62326247Think you're a bit early for buying this dip but overall good idea welcome to the mature diversified portfolio club.
>>62326256Based boomer selling overstock slop to black queens
>>62326122>contemplating investing in Standard & POOR instead of Exceptional & RichNot gonna make it.
>>62326269Kek, now post this on antiwork.
>>62326271im loving these gonna need the prompt for my own 'research'
>>62326270I took a lot of profits at the start of the week and put it into boring sectors. Even put a large amount into TLT.
>>62326271> -30% YTD> -6% on the weekYou expecting them to surge for some reason or did you just manage to make a lucky swing trade today?
>>62326188You got me nigga, but for how I'm posting, not for the truth of the content itself. I assume you're mostly resistant to the thing I said about Japanese women, but many on X are even saying they've had issues with traveling to the US solo because concerns about prostitution. I love Nihon and Nipponese women are the ideal women of the world, but blackpill level things are occurring.
>>62326291Japanese women have been known megasluts since the 80s dude
>>62326285>TLTGross. Unacceptable. Get out.
>>62326156Nigga Please!
>>62326298"Yellow Cab", I know. But casually prostituting since high school is on another level. I know there was the compensated dating thing, but streetwalking is becoming way too normalized. That being said there are also a higher percentage of virgin Nip women even into their 30s than most of the world. Not much in between there.
>>62326291>Nipponese women are the ideal women of the world
>>62326301It felt contrarian. I couldn't resist.
>>62326156>>62326124a business like this seems to have the dollar general problem where it looks like it preforms well during a economic downturn because people base it of its performance during covid, but during covid poorer people were through stimulus access to excess capital they rarely ever have so of course they saw a increase in sales and outperformed, notice how the stock died when rates were hiked in 2022-2023 and with a likely rate hike looming the stock seems like its heading for a cyclical low
>>62326158I was up 10% over six years and broke even after today
>>62326305its at the multi year trendline. started about 2020. if it holds here it'd be a great entry. maybe a few OLLI LEAPS? seems like a proper biz meme stock
>avoided US tech because it's overpriced and in a bubble>bought BABA instead>Chinese tech dumps even harder than USFuck this gay tranny market.
>>62326340If US tech is a bubble then why isn't Chinese tech?
>>62326124>>62326156not picking up your bags, dumb retardlive with your loss, you gambled and got a bad hand
>>62326340>BABAdamn brother you bought the stock that killed Charlie Munger
>>62326347china has unlimited energy and supply chain. US has no energy and is buying Chinese chips. yes Nvidia is a Chinese company owned by a Chinaman and manufactured by hans chinese in Taiwan.
>>62326355HE WAS RIGHT IN THE END OK IT MAKING UP 30% OF HIS PORTFOLIO WAS THE RIGHT MOVE OK?
>>62326312Tight bodies, fun quirky personalities, easy, submissive. I just cant get over the face, good for you if you can but not for me.
>>62326370Yeah but they'd be more willing to do kinky mask shit than anyone.
Y'all is my favorite exit liquidity.
>>62326340I think you were the Anon I warned. Told you I lost 300k on the Eunach state. You kept repeating how good the numbers were and I tried to warn you how I thought the exact same way before Emperor Xi threw his corporate temper tantrum and fucked me.
>>62326370i like em all
>>62326347>If US tech is a bubble then why isn't Chinese tech?Valuations are way different.
>>62326364I like the older Buffett and Munger clips before tech was a thing. They were a lot snarkier.>If you buy stocks that go up you basically don’t lose money
>>62326384Women doing that stupid face in pictures irritates the hell out of mePut your tongue back in your fucking mouth
>>62326347The Eunach state has very attractive valuations but the government doesnt particularly value IP so moats are razor thin. Top it off strict government control (Hobby clubs over 25 people have to have a CCP Commisionaire), and if you do too well like Baba they come at you. I keep investing and I keep getting fucked.Geek+ (2590)RoboSense (2498)UBTech (9880)
>>62326384SAUCE
>>62326146Think it'll dump through to FOMC.So let it be.I am still not fully invested due to being scared money. That's changing and now I want to be fully invested always.
>>62326288I bought last night Fun 3% pump today on a pretty terrible trading day
Does anyone here even own western game companies?
New moon and FOMC in the same week
>>62326428for what, they're all terrible
>>62326428If you count MSFT yes
>>62326433using AI to justify holding stocks primarily fueled by AI hype is some next level hilarity
>>62326443But claude said I should double down on NOW
>>62326433nope not holding your bags
>>62326433>to the patientof the Psychic ward.
Hi I'm Donald Trump and this is Jackass!>cut to donald trump negotiating with a cardboard cutout of the new supreme leader of Iran
>>62326448Dr. SOXL I don’t want to take my meds
Should I go to my 20th annv class reunion?
>>62326443Wasn't there some joker who sued openai cause chatgpt told him to quit his job and try and be a pro golfer
>>62326428the only "game" company I think is worth investing in is Riot Games and its not even because of their games but their music production + Arcane TV seriesmaybe GTA? thats about it
My buy order triggered around 1pm and lost me $1k can monday be green to make up for it.
So where is all the money rotating to? Like whats the next rotation target?
>>62326428Publishers just don't work as public companies. There is way too much risk involved with publishing games that shareholders wouldn't be able to handle. You would think that making a good game isn't that hard but Sony and Michaelsoft haven't made good games in years
>>62326459Oil and other materials. Everyone is getting out of the ARTIFICIAL economy. It was never going to go anywhere.
>>62326459spacex
Someone take away trump's phone ffs
>>62326454rent a lambo. I trolled a bunch of mine at the 10th. 20 just seemed sad.
NIGGERS
>>62326370Nigga look at Mayuyu, and tell me faces are the problem. "cherry pick", yes, we are judging by the hot ones right? Most people think the bodies are the problem ironically, because they're actually in shape and not fat(by old standards even). Japanese girls got the best Asian faces. Koreans are too air brushed fake(trying hard not to say plastic), Chinese can be even more looney tunes plastic but can also be pretty, but Jippys win it.
>>62326465>Everyone is getting out of the ARTIFICIAL economyGoyim and their need to deal in the real world...
>>62326454If you still live in the same town or there's someone you want to fuck still.
>>62326452>computer, feed me copium
>>62326469This is what I think also unfortunately
>>62326459Rotating into OLLI
>>62326481You must hold a lot of NFTs. Can I buy one?
Si why did it dump when Trump say it should go up?He is the president.
>>62326305You gotta zoom out. You're missing the bigger trend line. We're in a once in a generation bottom here. Look at all the gains we will reclaim.
>>62326484ya. that's what i said and that's what it did. pretty amazing technology.
>>62326458Sure I'll make some calls and we'll see if we can get Monday to end up green for you.
larry ellison owes me $30 plus tip
Ollie is putting in hard work for you guys.... We will go to the moon sirs
>>62326454You are only meant to go if you “made it” if not it’s a no go zone AND NO LARPING!
>>62326494Thanks, it's oil so shouldn't be too complicated.
>>62325977Bros, I've been gone all day on my time off from work. I took out my Latina girlfriend for what was supposed to be a casual date shopping at the local strip mall and then we went to her house later. She decided to sit on my face and rub her feet on my lap a lot. I could NOT resist her 50+ inch saddlebag hips, size 11 feet, super plump double lobed lips and thunder thighs, so we ended up having sex for HOURS.........it was amazing....So I came back home thinking today was absolutely perfect, then I saw my goddamn portfolio drop FUCKING -20% and more across the aboard. What the hell happened today, the stupid news won't give me a straight answer! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62326510Ahhh, sorry that's the thing... Trump's got a statement he's gonna make Monday...
The only thing Trump is gonna nuke on monday is the market
>>62326511God punishing you for having pre marital sex
jerome pleasekevin pleasebessent please
>>62326511gigantic fucking man feet dont make me puke
>>62326520No one is coming to save you.
Don't forget about the screw worm.
>Seattle unanimously votes to place a year-long ban on the construction of data centersWhat a fucking shitshow, AI bubble popping will DWARF what happened in late 1990's/early 2000's with the Dot Com Bubble kek
>>62326523babe... i'm already hurting and you say that?
>>62326527Who cares? Seattle RE and energy prices aren't attractive for data centers in the first place.
green monday...
>>62326529you're straight up putting a dude's toes in your mouth like that one picture of kanye.
>>62326535oh i misinterpreted what you meant. i feel better
>>62326527What is the source of the seething over data centers? People hate jobs and investment from multi billion dollar companies into their dying cities?
Im taking my meds. When I take them my body gets calm and fuzzy. Not sure if I have induced PTSD from trauma in some situations I've been in, but it takes my brain out of adrenaline mode and makes me calm.Is this what people are supposed to feel like, calm and they dont notice their heartbeat? It almost feels like a slight opiate high.
>>62326558Raised prices of energy.
>build your data center somewhere else chud>seattle is for Indians and the homeless
>>62326569a couple cents? I haven't noticed shit where I'm at. who cares.
>>62326511>50+ inch saddlebag hips, size 11 feet, super plump double lobed lips and thunder thighsSo you're with an obese woman
>>62326583American woman.
>>62326100the one anon blows behind the krispey kreme where he workshe doesn't hold any sandisk he just cums inside anon's mouth a lot....
>>62326527california is doing it as wellI think a bunch of cities will follow. >>62326532yeah in the end it's just grandstanding, but considering AI has yet to prove its profitability, bad news this can make a huge difference>>62326558once they're up and running they will create negative jobs
>>62326433love me some cope-a
>>62326494can you do the same for me? I'll suck your dickI hold HGRAF, GRRR, GAUZ, POOP, PEE, LOO
>>62326604All of muh jobs being replaced by ai are at much greater threat of being stolen by cheap Indian or Mexican labor. I have yet to see any jobs taken by ai.
>>62325977GDP - Inflation = real rates (TIPS)
>>62326615we haven't even hit recession yet and unemployment is rising
>>62325988Next week on /biz/, HOOKERs, TITANs, and LOVESACs...
>>62326454>Should I go to my 20th annv class reunion?Did you peak in high school and you want them to see how far you have fallen? Or you are a massive success so why care what they think?
>>62326583She's only 160lbs but 5'2, super cute too
>>62326630I have a Lovesac sectional that cost 7k
>https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/articles/running-money-kraft-mcdonald-whirlpool-113500450.html>Kraft Heinz (NASDAQ:HKC) CEO Steve Cahillane recently offered one of the bluntest assessments yet.>“They’re literally running out of money at the end of the month,” Cahillane said in a recent interview (1). “We’re seeing negative cash flows in the lower-income brackets where they’re dipping into savings.”>McDonald’s (NYSE:MCD) CEO Chris Kempczinski has also flagged (3) pressure on consumers, pointing to “heightened anxiety.” CFO Ian Borden noted that higher gas prices are hitting lower-income households especially hard — and said he expects that pressure to continue.>Whirlpool’s North America chief Juan Carlos Puente added that “consumer sentiment collapsing to record lows” due to the Iran war prevented demand from recovering after winter storms, leading to “recession-level industry contractions,” with discretionary demand down roughly 15%.okay but what does brown section 8 ghetto niggers being unable to afford kraft mac and cheese have to do with my semis?
>>62326644They're just gonna raise EBT budget and the pumping will continue
>>62326644One in material and one is virtual, your confusion is mixing them up.
>i finally buy>it's the exact day in a year long bull run when Market Makies decide to chimp + whip out their gorilla dick in the middle of the Arby's and scream "I RUN THIS SHIT. ENOUGH WITH THE CALLS"
>>62326650yesterday's top is next year's bottomwhat I'm saying is you can try male prostitution for some quick cash
SpaceX is $162 on Hyperliquid.. How do I profit from this?
>ummm hello stocks please go up not down????Thank you mr. president. Greatest leader of the 21st century.
>>62326093>>62326009Ironic that this is more likely than INTC dropping back to 20 bucks where it belongs kek.
are you buying the IPO guys? or is it gonna be a rugpull?
>>62326692It won't rugpull until the lockups start ending
>>62326030>never waste a good crisis>male version of a thirst trapwhat did he mean by this
>>62326692Yeah I want to buy early and get out quickly. I'm still trying to figure out if it's worth waiting and seeing or if I should buy day 1.
>>62325977>iranThe Iran/Oil blockade danger has passed and no one cares about it anymore, least of all big boys.Asia and Oil Exporters have resumed pre war default risk levels in markets wagies like you aren't allowed to trade.We crashed today because someone took a massive PUT shit at 7400 with the intention of flipping gamma and it worked.
HOLY FUCK WE'RE SENDING TROOPS TO IRAN
>>62326714if you enlist for the IPO you can't get out quickly, only after 15 days
VGT is still up 38% since the end of March.
>>62326743you can sell them but you get a small penalty which I don't care about
>>62325989Bottom signal
need cathie snuggles rn
>>62326096honestly 99% of these faggots couldn’t even tell you what palantir does. They just reference a fucking movie. dood dood its like Skynet! You know like terminator dood? Life is just like the movies!
>>62326778palantir is from the hobbit babe
>>62326778
how much do you goys think the nasd-ack and sneed&piss will fall this time? 20%? 30%?
>>62326782babeeeee I knowwwww but we are talking about normiesss and what they think it is. We still on for dinner tonight?
>>62326788... i just drank a liter of greek yogurt and ate a LOT of cheese. no
>>62326788ENOUGH WITH THE BABE!
>>62326786wont even enter correction territory
>>62326283>picrelkek who is this referring to? Some athlete?
>>62326791bbRrrAAAAAAAAaaaaappppp
>>62326795why do you think so? are markets still in the mania phase? how long can this last?t.doesn't know shit about the stock market or economy
>>62326778I'm glad the right got away from automatically simping for the rich, but they've increasingly copped the same attitude and view of the left who I'd assume everyone on this board realizes how retarded and infantile their worldview is, or at least their ""solutions""""" to things that many at least feel at valid complaints.>>62326782The good side though. They're more Batman when Morgan Freeman resigned at the end of Dark Knight for internal ethical turmoil. Real world, China real problem who doesn't have these libshart ethical debates and just does whatever wins the day.I don't love everything about what they're about, but I live in the real world and know there is a race occurring. Kneecapping palantir or just AI in general is being subservient to China. I hope there are no pro-China retards here that I'll have to expound on that when they downplay all their BS and nefarious goals.
i sold. 80% of something is better than 0% of it. or worse -30%
>>62326692probably wont rug till at least their first earnings, all the money set to auto buy from these IPO because its instantly being listed on nasdaq/russell will at least make it so it maintains its opening price for awhilethis also means INTC to 200
>>62325977An anon told me to solded a few days ago. I listened hehehe. Thanks, anon.
>DEFENSE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY FLAGS HEIGHTENED COUNTERINTELLIGENCE RISK FROM ISRAEL>NBC: U.S. INTELLIGENCE REPORTEDLY RAISES ISRAEL THREAT ASSESSMENT TO ‘CRITICAL’Bullish for markets
Last chance to boy low on the Bessent & Warsh duo
>>62326827i went to /tv/ before the 3rd batman came out and read the threads making fun of it but i didn't really get it, then like a week later smoked a ton of weed and went and watched it in theaters had a panic attack almost because of how weird it was, like i could anticipate every word
>>62326862i mean right after it came out.
good evening everyone. do you guys remember a few weeks ago when i called out that the volume of every single day of this rally was way below the volume 50day moving average? there was one anon that was very mean to me about that.well, anyways, here is your update! check out that last bar, wowee!
>>62326884literally nobody cares. there's always going to be selloffs. unless you can anticipate the precise day then it's useless information. everyone that bought last month will still see profit. here's the attention you asked for though.
I asked jewgle what to invest in and it said data center infrastructure, copper, energy, and defense stocksimagine my shlock
glad i went and took out everything and bought t bills for this month insteadsome clowns were shitting on me but i just cant be bothered with this shit>>62326828100k profit is insane unless it was from bag holding for like 10 years
>>62326884>here is one of many technical indicators>t. am genius
>>62326907that's because it's a truth machine. if you want to be comforted by the consensus of the poorly informed you can always ask here, they'll always tell you to buy goop, rocks and reits.
>>62326786/smg/ has the dumbest bearposters
>>62326568its literally just an ssri bro you arent special
I NEED MO’ ALLOWANCE
what are your current bets on quantum stocks niggers
>>62326935Permabear on scams
>>62326928im hyper sensitive to them
>>62326892>>62326920>rally has low volume>point out this means it might be losing steam>big red day has extremely high volume>imply this means it might be a sign of a real dump incoming>get called a retardi rode the rally btw and am 75% cash right now. seethe!
>>62326947>seethethat was earlier. i'm coping now.
>>62326884That's a good observation anon.
>>62326947>I posted it again momWhat is happening right now is a fuckton of retail bears like you are fomoing in with shorts thinking "it's gonna crash" and like every other time it will bottom and then violently swing up, reaming your butthole, because you're a dumbass and you're here crying because being a bear will soon be illegal.
>>62326947>i rode the rally btw and am 75% cash right now. seethe!and the only people who post like this are broke redditors, you don't have any money at all.>>62326953it's not and he outed himself as a dipshit when he talked about "a real dump", he's another of the endless line of fucking retards over the last 6 years calling for the market to go down 70% and then crying how unfair it is that people who want to make money on other people losing money are now getting arrested for it, like andrew left.
>>62326957>being a bear will soon be illegalAm I gonna get a state sponsored sex slave taken from a bear family as punishment for their crime of being bears?
>>62326949weird that ai agrees with me but okay. I will continue buying every dip and then selling earnings and double tops.
>please have a long unproductive argument with meNo. Like I said, bears don't get to cum. Posting "a bigger dump is coming" outs you as a fucking retard. There is never a major market selloff/recession. Even the reasons given for the selloff are nothingburger as fuck unless the fed actually raises rates, which they won't. You are retarded, broke from shorting and >75% cashAre you even really a bear or just another fag saying you're a 'bear' (waiting to buy the dip, which you'll be too scared to do)
> S&P is only down 2.6%> anons behave like it's the end of the worldIs there something I'm not getting?
Trump will pump. US cannot win against chinese withouht AIs as chinese have more smart people. (they have 1.4 bil people) Trump will pump. He will do anything to pump.Trump is too proud so he needs to keep the approval rates up. Trump will pump. Just endure. (I have some cash and I am starting buying monday)
>>62326979This happens every time so it's nothing to be surprised by.
>>62326979yeah exactly. Only the leveraged people had a bit of hard time, but they earned much more than they lost yesterday. And besides, Trump will pump the market for mid term.
>>62326972based bobo buster calling out weak bears with no conviction to put their money where there mouth is. louder for the FAGGOTS in the back: GOING CASH DOESNT MAKE YOU A BEAR IT MAKES YOU A COWARD
can we just admit the jobs data is always retarded and barely represents what it purports to? why do we have to pretend jobs data even matter its all a circus this is literally white collar theater or football. This is a sport to you people. you say sportsball unironically but this is actually pretty retarded too
>>62326527All this anger about data centers, while using data centers on their phones and computers every single second of their life.Until you stop using services that require data centers, it's jut virtue signaling and YOU are still part of the problem. Okay faggots?It's like crying about Chinese pollution and slave labor while buying shitty chinese products "cuz it's cheap". Stop the virtue signaling and buy overpriced Made in USA products.
>>62326994the big problem is that those published data always get "adjusted" and "corrected" months later when it doesn't matter anymore. It's all bullshit made to influence the market.
I bought the top of NASA.
I sold korean semi stocks few days ago to buy broadcom, but forgot to buy it and this happens. Gotta get in before Trump pumps again.
>>62327002the big problem isnt the jobs data being a joke its that everyone takes it seriously at all which feels like an IQ hurdle atp
>>62327010People take it seriously only because the US government is part of the theater, and uses such fake data for their market-making decisions. No parties involved really believes in the published jobs data, but the US government acts on those data, so it impacts the market.
bros does anyone have the gif of a chibi doubling her pumpkins until the garage door closes on her
>>62327002correct
>>62327018here is a cute chinese chibi
>Anthropic co-founder Jack Clark reportedly warned new recruits to “get hobbies that aren’t computers,” saying the company is building a “superhuman coder with nation-state hacking capabilities.”Ok lads, the bubble is going to POP
>>62327018I hated that gif it made me feel sad.
>>62327021lol>>62327023same bro, thats how I felt playing 0dtes the past couple days
RIP
I solded.But not because of some retarded 3% drop that returns us back to…. End of may. But because this Hormuz shit is way too manipulative. Every day they say there is a ceasefire while we continue to bomb the shit out of Iran which causes people to continually pump the market with new confidence, when the reality is if this shit doesn’t end for real pronto there will be a guaranteed recession.
>>62327029Thumbnail made me think it was aged moot
>>62327029RIP David Bowie Sensei
Monday will end green when everyone realizes they are acting retarded
>>62327033get back in, its guranteed that there will be a peace deal but isreel will be the one to break it and the US will just proxy war thru them like whats happening to ukrane so its "technically" not the US at wardont miss the rally
>>62327018
>>62327045it's almost certain to close that way, but the opening and how much matter too, are they gonna go for more margin calls or squeeze the shorts
>>62327046That wouldn't resolve the Hormuz concern.
>>62327049kek ty
>>62327053no but that will be the top, this isnt the top rn
>>62327049>:(
>>62326972I AIN'T NEVER SCAREDI AIN'T NEVER SCAREDI AIN'T NEVER SCAREDI AIN'T NEVER SCARED
>>62326994market is psychologyif I think that you think that I think that you think a full moon is enough to trigger a crash I will try to sell before you do to lock in my gainswhether a full moon is causative is meaningless to me
>>62326957>its le retail bears being squoazed!yeah, not with that 2x trend volume. ImNot shorting, im 75% cash. seethe. >>62326962ya seethe
>>62326797Yea, Mitchell Marner ftom Toronto. Just disappears every playoffs. Could be a lot of hockey players.
>>62327098Why would anybody seethe about a smug dude letting his cash rot?
>>62327114Well, he implied the only type of person that could have an opinion like mine had no money and/or was a retarded bear. So i guess hes probably seething for being wrong, twice
I PICKED UP KEEL INFRASTRUCTURE on this dips.
if I even see the market go pico green monday im buying 0dtes on memory
>>62325977I'm afraid these catastrophic dumps are going to be the new normal. The day trader rule changes is going to turn the stock market into crypto scamcoin economy 2.0 with regular rugpulls. As a result, retail trader confidence will dwindle and they'll stop "investing" and start taking profit all the time which will create huge volatility. As more and more people lose their money they'll eventually stop investing and look to other vehicles to invest most likely physical stores of value like collectibles or PM's.
if you didn't slurp and sold at the bottom yesterday then i have bad news for you anon
>>62327124It's over bro. I'm down on DRAM now that it's gone below 60. I fucking bought close to the top again, got too greedy, didn't sell, and now the bubble is bursting. I'm still holding and hoping it will bounce back but I have this sinking feeling I just can't shake about next week like it might wipe out all the gains I have made this year...
>>62327126nah people were literally clamoring for this. the only people that got hurt are the ones committed to the game and not leaving (me). normies say they hate it but they actually love the jew dick. all the chuds here were absolutely creaming today.
>>62327126i got 5% of my net in pokemon cards, its so over
>>62327133looks pretty bad, I hope theres good change in 80 days
>>62327139it's a good idea to consider an exit strategy like cards or even digital assets
>>62326647Go look at heads of lettuce and freshness of fruit in general, gas-grown items. They're smaller, and more expensive. They're operating well beyond a typical fresh food delivery supply. Your money will be as good as EBT card in a ration line.
qrd on pokemon cards?
>Trump administration, OpenAI discussing possible government stake in the AI startupHAHAHAHAHA WHEEZE KEK
>>62326884Do all your SMAs and RSI only count as two indicators, or are you on a paid plan?
>>62327141Who knows. Who fucking knows.
>>62327152I need that orange retard to pump AI and the market again!
>with a great jobs report, stocks should go up
>>62327162CRAMER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>62327136Oh yes I'm sure they wanted because I was them at one point too aka a clueless retard. When you can't freely swing trade you're forced to consider safer investments and just hold. Now all those people with <25k are investing in whatever meme bullshit and selling at the first sign of trouble. Financial institutions will start regularly rugging them and byproxy all of us for massive profit until the system falls apart and the market becomes a joke.
>>62327181>market becomes a joke.too late broski
>>62327192A joke like crypto? No. That's what it will become. Remember cryptos heyday and what it's like now? That's what the stock market is turning into. There will still be the buttcoins of stocks that everyone does and a few schizos trading altcoins but big money will move on
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>>62327196Move on where? Pokemon trading cards?
good night
>>62327212I already said all this perhaps you should read the posts you're responding to first. Physical stores of value yes cards, coins, etc. Scam stocks will become unpopular and largely unprofitable.
>>62327196SEC and CFPB were raped gutted and the "smart money" knows thisthis capex cycle is a race to the bottom (private credit + equity dilution like goog and meta) and need I remind you that big money in '08 was also rugged? if we see a similar crash the market could be irrelevant for at least half a decade
To be fair we are in the biggest bull market the S&P has ever seen, lasting for almost 15 years already. The pullback of this will be insane. If you can't make money now, you're fucked beyond belief
and to be clear I'm not saying it's certain we keep dumping but a crab decade is not as unlikely as you might think
>>62327152LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62327224What's changed though? Like since 2000 and the housing market crash of 2008 it's just been buy every dip.
>>62327224There is a new paradigm since 2020 and rate/fundamentals don't matter anymore, just growth hype and total market liquidity
>>62327247Honestly if you look at SPY I think it goes back even further than 2020.
>>62327250Yes I know, but there was but there was drawn downs when rates went up and the economy went down, now its just straight up and to the left, valuations don't matter 10 year rates don't matter, just hype. Also the market does go up because S&P stocks grow earnings, and the ones that don't get cast off
niggers
>>62327247Probably from 2009 when the fed started the bailouts thing I think.
I mean the money printing as "liquidity injection". The government doing big corporate bailouts too.
>>62327284>>62327247Yeah I suppose that's true ever since the Federal Reserve started doing quantitative easing
To gamble on spacex or not
>>62327305you are already gambling on spacex by virtue of holding equities at all. heck, you are still exposed going cash if it crashes the market and crushes your savings rate
Just as I was hoping for a bit of a longer term pullback, like a -10% June just to cool shit down before the next leg up there´s already some retarded news over the weekend about Maoist revolutionary Dong Lao Lump taking an equity stake in OpenAI fuck sake.
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>>62327315what does this even mean
>>62327325braindeath
>>62327351>>62327351>>62327351
hi guys, im holding DRAM right now and i get liquidated at 51$. Am i fucked?
