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>>62327351>Life on tutorial mode>Still fucking failLmao
>>62327351man that sucks, I would never date women with small breasts to be fair.
That's horrible I hope she finds peace
anons its time to become a pokemon investor, tell me which assets instantly give you 2x returns the moment you buy it?(assuming you get it at MSRP)
INTCels I have been raped...
I think I should just put everything in an investment fund, and not in one go but over a period of time. Kill me.
>>62327351queue 30 plus neck beards to her PMs
>>62327351>that picLmao, that must be how men with small dicks feel. Her husband might be satisfied but her babies won't be. They will be fed inferior baby formula instead of breast milk unless she buys it from another woman which would make her a cuck in terms of motherhood. She is micro boobed woman and if she ever has kids she will be a maternal cuck since she will have to feed her kids formula or breast milk from another woman. Pathetic.
>>62327392wtf are you talking about
>>62327398What are you retarded? Small breasts produce very little breast milk which is essential for babies to develop. There is a reason one of the most popular smuggled items into China is baby formula and it's because Chinese women don't produce enough breast milk since their tits are so small.
>>62327400i cant with you nigga
>>62327400why do you post paragraphs of mentally ill screed in every thread
>>62327400you put me on a fucking wild goose chase to find out literally nothing, something about the chinese milk crisis. jesus christ. you just want to slander small tits when small tits need love too
>>62327400I will take care of any small breasted chinese woman that thinks she is inadequate because of her tits.No, I definitely don't have yellow fever. I just really want a cute chinese girlfriend
>>62327437AAAAAGHHHH WHY IS HE BASED POSTING???? AGGHHHH
Sometimes when having sex with my normal boob-sized gf I fantasize about this woman I fucked years ago in Thailand that had tiny boobs with the longest nipples I've ever seen. Itty bitty titties deserve love too.
>>62327365She has a future if she can stomach the pedo-adjacent
>>62327421>>62327425>2 replies to the same postWhat's wrong big guy? You seem pretty rattled by the fact small boobs don't produce enough breast milk for infants. Are you insecure about your offspring growing up weaker and dumber than you because of the short comings of their mother's inadequate breasts? Her smaller than average breasts? Her micro boobs?
>>62327421>>62327425quit seething and take the big boob pill.once you go big honka, you never go back. you're missing out bruv, unless... there's something im missing out on? (I highly doubt)
>>62327460>You seem pretty rattled by the fact small boobs don't produce enough breast milk for infantsI just kinda don't believe you
I love itty bitty tittiesi wanna suck themahmmm
>pattern day trade is removed>market immediately dumpskek goymin are retarded
>>62327480Realistically how much pattern day trading do you think was going on Friday?
>>62327362>>62327365>>62327391>>62327392Chances are high that this is a tranny with little hrt gyno tits
>>62327351>let the boyim deal with the flat titsWhat did J. 'Money' Epstein mean by this?
>>62327483enough for retards to get heemed
>>62327472Believe whatever the AI slop tells you then. I can tell you have never been to China to see and hear first hand the accounts of people there because it's not like they live under a government that practices extreme censorship. The Chinese would rather purchase foreign baby formula than the cheap crap their country produces. Chinese baby formula gets sold with shit in it like the Chinese sell rice with plastic in it. I can tell you have never worked with companies that produce baby formula like Nestle that know their product gets smuggled into China all the time.
The chat is more degenerative here on the weekend than pol
>>62327500based big tits only chadladies with bigger bust tend to have higher IQ too, notice the pokemon investors
I'm financially 4% down on all my investments/savings
>log in to bank>they are shilling the SpaceX IPO>asking me to sign up and get shares at IPO priceFollowing yesterday's market action, do you think the IPO price is already overvalued?I'm not buying, keeping my 30% cash to buy good companies if it dips more.
>>62327494You sound like a person who asks LLMs a lot of questions and believes whatever it feeds you thoughbeit. Not a single critical reasoning skill employed.So China has a black market for decent baby formula because of their poorly manufactured crap. That's a manufacturing issue not a tits issue, and reflects similar manufacturing issues in completely unrelated sectors. Are you suggesting baby formula is only necessary for small breasted women? Is it only sold to small breasted women in America? Not obese landwhales? You sure?
>>62327351Small tits are WORTHLESSI would NEVER have children with a SMALL BREASTED woman. Her MILK is gonna be INFERIOR
>>62327507Exactly, the woman in this picture is blessed with beautiful large breasts that will bless your future kids as well. They will nurture them as infants and will give extra comforting hugs to you and your children during stressful times. You can rest your head on these breasts like a pillow and actually feel like things will be ok.
If AI is so smart why can't they beat quant firms?
>>62327519What if AI is smart enough to employ the stratagem: "When strong, appear weak. When weak, appear strong."
i took the stairs up from Aprilthen at the top, I swtched to more aggressive ETFsSo i took the elevator shaft down.i'm down 12% friday. it wiped out almost all of my gains
>>62327519Insider trading. When AI learns to bribe people for info like the rest of Wall Street, that will level the playing field.
>>62327511they're DESPERATE for that liquidityorder book is already covered but I'd be surprised if it was even 2x oversubscribedI'm giddy as a schoolgirl waiting for this monumental dump
>>62327515>You sound like a person who asks LLMs a lot of questions and believes whatever it feeds you thoughbeit. Not a single critical reasoning skill employed.>afrer actively discouraging anon not to believe AI slop and that he would be better off going to the source itself, ChinaLmao, why don't you ask AI if your small dick can satisfy a women or if 9/11 was an inside job. I'm sure it will give you an answer buddy to help you feel better about yourself but it sure as hell won't be the truth. If you want the real truth then you have to go search for it and go straight to the source. I blame the poor education system and AI for your lack of reading comprehension. Lmao
>>62327519this anon>>62327525AI trading will just be more efficient pattern recognitions. so shit like double tops, etc will be more likely to happen
>>62327519Unironically speed
>>62327511>>62327528What are you two buying?
>>62327530Yeah yeah, I get it, you want to keep pivoting to this unrelated "go to China to find out what's happening in China" point because you never lived in America and don't actually know what happens in the first world. We're not talking about China, we're talking about small tits and breast milk. I prefer fit girls to fatties, saar. You prefer your AI slop talking points while making arguments that don't support your retard claim.>b-but I said not to trust LLMs!LLMs aren't the thing disagreeing with you. They're unrelated. You have zero reasoning ability. You argue like a failure of a zoomer.
>>62327351>women gaslighting other women againI don't know a single man that cares about breast size.
>>62327539I’m getting INTC and choosing to believe that anon who thinks it’ll go to $200 on earnings (I seriously doubt it will)
>>62327539today? chicken, spinach, tomatoes, shallots, fettuccine and some chardonnayI'm making some bomb ass chicken pasta
So we're going down on Monday right? Or will certain stocks bounce when they remember they're not actually in the tech sector. Second question is what's the timeline for the Hormuz reopening. July, August, or September? I don't even remember why this shit even started in the first place.
>>62327549Feel like Korea will be the sign desu, when I saw it massively down on Friday I should’ve just got out with all the tech stuff
>>62327542>because you never lived in America and don't actually know what happens in the first worldYou can assume whatever you want if it helps you feel better. It's ironic you tell an American this though.>You prefer your AI slop talking points while making arguments that don't support your retard claim.I have no idea what cope AI slop comes up with when it comes to breasts. It takes only a little bit of critical thought to figure out why larger breasts are more desirable. Just like it takes very little critical thought why a man would prefer a young fertile woman with nice hips as well.>LLMs aren't the thing disagreeing with you. They're unrelated. You have zero reasoning ability. You argue like a failure of a zoomer.I don't know why you believe LLMs then other then you lack reading comprehension skills and critical thought.
>>62327549>timeline for ending ~2 weeks >why it started Isreal wanted it
so is this dogshit company going bankrupt or what? aren’t they too big to fail? -80% on 5yr chart and at 12yr low, but they were green yesterday
>>62327542I don't know whether you're so autistic that you take this obvious bait seriously or if I'm too optimistic about the quality of american education and the small tits guy is seriously this fucking retarded.
>>62327543I do nigger because I'm not stuck in a scarcity mind set where I have to settle for scraps when it comes to breasts. I only date women with real large breasts because I'm not some sniveling beggar of a cuck who is ok if his children starve.
>>62327573Is it a crime to argue like an autist over tits when the markets are closed?
>>62327573It's not bait what so ever to say a woman with real breasts is more desirable to men than a chick who is as flat as a board. That would be like saying it's bait that women prefer men with larger dicks. The truth isn't bait just because it makes people feel uncomfortable or insecure with their short comings in life. I understand that you are stuck with what you are born with but who you decide to pursue a relationship with and have children with is entirely up to you. If you decide to fuck your kids over because of some bizarre fetish you have for small breasted asian women that will give you malnourished kids that don't look like you then that's entirely up to you.
>>62327580My dick is bigger than yours too, btw, because you're an Indian.
>>62327580I PREFER girls with small tiddies and small buttswhat I like is long, thin legsI actively dislike girls with big tiddies and big butts. I can deal with normal size but when they get big it's a problem.
> futures
>>62327519You do realize quant firms have been using ML themselves forever, right?
>>62327587Another assumption to help you feel better about yourself. You have no idea who you are talking to and how ironic your posts are in reality right now. I'll be the bigger man (both proverbially speaking and where it counts downstairs) and walk away from this conversation right now ignoring you for the rest of this thread. Or we can do the most sensible thing as men right now since you brought this up and settle this once and for all by posting our dicks on the internet even if the gay ass jannies on here ban us for it. Now, you decide what your response will be but unless your post includes a picture of your so called large dick then I'm not posting my large dick on here either, you faggot. I will simply ignore your autistic baits to my righteous posts of truth when it comes to the matter of breast size.
>>62327539My most recent buys were charter communications and comcast.
>>62327597She does have nice long legs and those heels accentuate and compliment them nicely. I understand your perspective and respect your point of view Anon. You have good taste.
>>62327567They are buying back massive amounts of shares. So I bought some small position hoping on an explosive recovery.
>>62327604>Indian desperate for white cockMany such cases
Holy fuck bros…
Alright so was last week the top? Should I dump my TQQQ or is this some sort of temporary thing undone by a tweet? I cannot be fucked to follow this clownworld anymore.
Looks like that faggot chickened out. I was so ready to prove him wrong too. He can assume whatever he wants to feel better about himself, lol.
>>62327603yes but how come these new AI companies can't build one if they are so far ahead in the AI game?
>tariffs ruled illegal>job market suddenly comes back to lifereally makes me think
>>62327617>>62327057
>>62327621Companies are harder to price than index options. This is because there are so many ways for the CFO to game the filings (e.g. revenue recognition scams) without going to jail, and even insider information. Public markets exist so that insiders can sell the hype and buy the fear.
>>62327519Because AI is trained on the average trader behaviour.>Owari da
>>62327400pretty sure that's malnutrition.
What do you think the market is going to do Monday?
>>62327351These markets have a roughly 20% drop ahead of them before they are worth buying again and a lot of ugly monsters in private credit, shell companies, underwriting and commerical property are going to be visable as the tide goes out. It woould be a shit time anyway but the SpaceX IPO is pants on head retarded and if you want o know what 'insiders' think the problems in how Nvdia and Elon have been booking revenue are about to become a one trillion eyesore has no one has the cash to put makup on If you are a bull right now you deserve to be poor. By the way, that 25% is optimistic it could be far more for some tickers and a bit less for others but i's not unusal for an overcorrection when hings are this fucked and yes they are that fucked..
>>62327567>>62327610Stock is well over $100. Out of reach for a poor fag still. I will stick to other pre-dumped rebound stocks.
>>62327621You're assuming LLMs give you an edge in the market. I don't think that's true for a number of reasons.You have to understand that ML/AI is a much more broad subject than the LLMs & generative media models that everyone's hyped on today.
>>62327664Probably down at open but you see that's fucking irrelevent, day trading is for the genuinely brain dead to start with, he line is going down and that's probably going to take months given how much has to be unwound. There is no return over the next en yeyars at these prices and when a deposi account is giving you more of a chance of a return and zero risk than the Nasaq and S&P, markets shit the bed. There is nothing remarkable or groundbreaking in this it is just he way it is. Elons fuckwittery and the shit that Nvidia has been pulling with buying it's own inventory and booking that as revenue, or getting major banks to underwrite a trillion on kek 'holidays on the moon' is just the frozen piss cherry on top of an already fundementally unstable shit pie.
>>62327664It's going to continue to crash, just switch to inverse ETFs. Set price alerts in case things start to recover so you can rush to exit. Day-trade penalties are dead.
>>62327675It's not fair, I wasn't even exposed to tech and it went down.
>>62327669It's fucking irrelevent how great (or not) LLMs are.The internet and personal computers wree great, that did not stop the markets shitting the bed in 1999 when prices on those meant no further growth or retruns for decades. It took companies like Intel and Cisco 20 years to reach their all time highs again. That has fuck all to do with whether CPUs or routers are good or not. Most stocks are grotesquely over valued relative to futiure likley returns. They flew too high and are terrible bets at current prices if you want to make anything on them.Not just that but fund managers have no cash left to but them. There is nothing to hold this top up.
>>62327675lol you're obviously emotionally invested in it to continue dumping
>>62327633Ok I'll wait until the reopening of Hormuz, then liquidate my TQQQ. Thank you for your service.
