same story, different time edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://HindiPoopMusic.comhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62336915
> nows
SOUR HOUR
1st for asian fish head wife
The real pump comes in after hours when Asia opens
>>62337645kek
>>62337621Bake at 360, not 300.
>>62337650>the real pump comes from overleveraged koreansi don't think that's a healthy market
>printing press30 Years War>industrial revolutionWWI>global homoNothing>global homo part 2 electric boogaloo???That's the problem. We missed the big war over globalhomo so like a market run off the money printer we never had our healthy correction where we decided how we were going to live with the new tech. 70 years of hot money.
Can someone explain to me how and why oil dumped today when Iran and Israel were bombing each other less than 24 hours ago?
>>62337634
power fifteen minutes please
I bought AAPL calls with the intent of holding overnight but it decided to flash pump right when I bought so I sold earlyDaily chart looks like shit anyway tbqhfam
>>62337621I wish AI was anywhere near as useful as the printing press, the steam engine, or industrial robots.
Dis bih gah
>>62337645I would have edited her 'canons' to be a lot bigger, large enough to get stuck in that cubicle doorway kek
This meme makes a genuinely funny and historically valid point: humans almost always panic about new technology, and usually, they're wrong. But treating AI like just another steam engine ignores this terrifying shift in the history of power.The printing press was revolutionary because it decentralized power, taking the monopoly on information away from kings. AI does the exact opposite: it is the ultimate tool of centralization, consolidating unfathomable surveillance and decision-making power into the hands of the state.Historically, tyrants faced a bottleneck. Enforcing tyranny requires human enforcers, like the Stasi, who are expensive, sleep, and possess a breaking point of empathy where they might refuse orders. AI removes this bottleneck. It doesn't sleep, it doesn't feel guilt, and it requires no moral justification.We are already watching this happen. In China, the CCP uses AI-driven facial recognition and massive data aggregation to enforce a dystopian surveillance state. It actively tracks the Uyghur minority, automating profiling on an unprecedented scale. Authoritarian states use AI to implement "Social Credit Scores" that instantly lock dissidents out of society the moment an algorithm flags an unauthorized thought.Even in democracies, AI is being weaponized against the public through predictive policing. Police departments are deploying algorithms that create automated feedback loops of unconstitutional overreach. These tools strip away the presumption of innocence, essentially inventing "pre-crime." They erode due process and subject citizens to warrantless, invisible surveillance based on the black-box guesses of a machine. When a state algorithm decides you are a threat, there is no human empathy to appeal to.The man in the 2026 panel shouldn't be saying, "Ermm can we not use AI?!" He should be saying, "Can we build strict constitutional guardrails around AI before tyrants use it to permanently dismantle our civil liberties?"
Okay. Robinhood closed all my SPY calls, you may resume the pumping now.
>>62337672stop posting this. you got proven wrong in the last thread. those aren't real financials.
KEEP BUYING GOYIMS
Why's NIGVDA so crabby?
>>62337662we'll they've dumped so hard lately they're due for a pump eventually
>>62337678Imagine taking the time to type all this shit. Just kidding. But you zoom in on China. When the nation that’s clearly building the AI panopticon. Is most likely your own.
>>62337687No, you posted some random screenshot with no grounding. Sorry, AI baggie, you're gonna become exit liquidity.
>>62337679Holy cucking
>>62337662the korean gamblers get liquidated today was the best thing that ould happen to the market.maybe it will be a little more sane nowKoreans were going to fuck everything up for everybody. I love how the US market is completely ignoring their stupidity.Koreans are caught up in degen euphoria. And they were the main people pumping up semis to crazy valuation. The more Koreans that get liquidated, the healthier this economy will be. We really need to do one, good rugpull on Koreans, and just wipe the rest of them out of the market.
>>62337645Imagine blowing your load on that ninehead.
Ask the horses who drew carriages and wagons what they think of being replaced by Automobiles.
>>62337671Ive told you repeatedly anon, 100% indefinite closure of hormuz is already priced in. If it opens thats bullish but adding yet another delay on infinity delays does not materially change the situation
>>62337699Good
>>62337706Oh good, it posted the screenshot instead of the saved file so my joke is lost.
>>62337699Gonna side with the bank on this one
Jensen said that AI stocks are " very cheap" rn. thoughts mumusisters?
>>62337702He think the US stock market isn’t anything but a leaning tower of leverage (debt). And not just debt. Some of it up to 50x
>>62337702>I love how the US market is completely ignoring their stupidity.Only because of the nvidia / skhynix deal, otherwise MU would've moved with the gook memory stocks you can set your watch to their pairwise beta and since MU is like 10% of sox it would've been a rather different looking day.
>>62337699Minus 1,000 izzat.
What's happening?
>>62337706Did the automobile create job. Or destroy them net wise?
>>62337720power 5 minutes
>>62337720Recently departed feline is approaching maximum apogee.
>>62337724Look at the population numbers you third-world esl troglodyte, the answer is right there
>>62337724It destroyed Horse jobs and the horse population.
>>62337735Of horses? I’m asking about jobs. Human jobs.
>>62337743Whose jobs do you think AI is going to take over?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62337751Made $40k trading MRVL
>>62337749Middle management/bureaucrats
>>62337751+2.62%, recovering from Friday.
>>62337751Today: +1.28%This Month: -4.57%This Year: +24.43%12 Months: +33.60%coming back, I hope
>>62337751I MADE 500 BUCKS TODAY NIGHERS
>>62337755This is also why reddit crowd hates it. It replaces them.
>>62337645MAMMY!
>>62337743Cars didn't replace people, they replaced horse-drawn carriages. Tractors replaced antiquated farm equipment, which is about 40% unemployed to this day.>>62337764And where are *they* going to go?You think they're all going to get UBI to stay at home and smoke weed? How long do you think that will last?
>>62337743Yeah you clearly can't understand the parallelsLet me know how many humans were pulling carriages
>>623377514.87%, not yet fully recovered from Friday. Down about 10.5% from my peak. But, the market closed. Time to really dump.
>>623377511.13% recovery today, was hoping for better
>>62337751+5% for the day, -11% for the week still.
>Wow I wonder what went on with INHD>They said AIThe bullrun is far, far from over.
>>62337751+10.50%Let's see how tomorrow goes before we all start sucking each other's dicks
>>62337771They'll have to suck it up and find a new job, not the first time technology made people redundant
>>62337751My LUNR play failed to take off and I went crazy and started scalping it. Somehow ended up 16.49% up in green. It was like I was in complete tune with the market.
chart presented with comment{comment: you're gay}
black Monday status?
My VIX call is up 5 bucks. It’s over
barnacles
>>62337749>>62337771>>62337775What do you thickos thinks the driving economic rationale behind this so called revolution is? It’s that corporations can eliminate in part or eventually in total their entire human workforce cost. Are you dull lads? What do you think all this money is being invested for?! Taking us to the stars? Get a grip. This is your desperation and imperilled bags speaking.
>>62337795more like crab monday
I hedged with oil at $89 since my gold hedge was not acting like it shouldnot happy paying so much for it, butI'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have itIf anyone has any short ideas, I'd like to hear them.
>>62337751-0.5% because I didn't tealize my broker turned off after hours trading by default so I got stuck buying the top on semis. Hopefully we recover back the rest of the week, but I suspect we will crab downwards since the war shows no end in sight.
NIGGER MARKET
>>62337801>It’s that corporations can eliminate in part or eventually in total their entire human workforce cost.That's one of the major reasons I'm so bullish.second reason is that it can drive growth.
>>62337786>>62337801>It’s that corporations can eliminate in part or eventually in total their entire human workforce costAnd then what? They won't need employees, they won't have customers. They move on to a world where they don't need money, and don't need anybody who isn't one of them.
>>62337795Deals were pretty shit compared to Friday. Should've emptied my entire bank account except $2000. Lessen learned. Always triple down.
Cops like to patrol my neighborhood during 4th of July because we are known for shooting lots of illegal fireworks. Any ideas on trolling these faggots? I was thinking of going full jogger mode and wearing blacked out clothing with a baklava. These cops are fucken pussies to the max, they tried to intimidate me last time but changed their tone when I said they are being recording by my house cameras. They gave me a $2000 fine for shooting off bottle rockets. I got it dismissed though.
I almost bought meta calls before close....I hope that was the right choiceI'm gonna be pissed if it pumps
It’s so fucking easy to make money on short-dated options it’s insane. The only problem is over coming your greed and closing the position while it’s in the green before it goes red and fucks you up the ass without even reaching around to give you a handy-j.I could have been up 200% this past week had I just closed my positions once they had reached 30% profit lmao.
>>62337815They don't need former white collar workers to be customers.the mass manufacture economy can move to a model where the top 10% of income earners, and other companies are there only customers. Top 10% of income earners already do 50% of total consumer spending. All they'd have to do is double their margins and it won't even hurt their bottom line if the bottom 90% are never their customers again.
>>62337814>>62337815Listen to these cultists. Just admit. It’s your bag talking. AIs reason for being destroys the very fabric of thousands of years of economic heterodoxy (if you’re stupid enough to believe the fantasy). Yet they believe their bags are safe of the foundation of human economics collapses in 10 years. Move on chumps. I tire talking to self contradictory fools
>another day>another retard arguing labor, mechanization, and social collapse from AI automation
Alright /smg I bought a decent amount of BOT (Robostrategy) last week because I wanted exposure to the robot markets. They are a newly public fund and are up bigly probably just because of the market conditions. I believe AI is going to make the robot sector pop soon more than it has already. These guys seemed like a good addition in order to at least get exposure. Is anyone else hyped for robots?
>>62337831The economic system never plays by the rules. You either adapt to a changing market or you get left out.Trying to stop it is like trying to stop a tidal wave.I don't give a shit if you think I'm a cultist.
>>62337827And then the bottom 90% just quietly starves?Or what?
>>62337801>This is your desperation and imperilled bags speakingmfw I hold AImfw no face>>62337831>I tire talking to self contradictory foolsautofellatio is bad for (You), gay cum nigger
The bull case for AI is that the current US admin wants to nationalize it. It is too big to fail at this point.
>>62337839Robots are doing good, yeah, my money in robotics companes have been doing really well. Not as well as semis, but semis are part of the robotics supply chain as well.
>four more days until the SpaceX meltdown
>>62337831oh, so you're aware of economic history? when the jobs disappear people without will just serve in more undignified ways. what i mean by that is invest in ai or invest in kneepads.
>>62337841Basically this.Unfortunately unironically.
>>62337698what grounding did you need? it was the quarterly total revenue which wasn't anywhere near what you posted.
>>62337841When blue collar workers got triple tapped by automation, offshoring, and immigration we got told to shut the fuck up and learn to code. No institutioal help at all. Total indifference and malice.They should shut the fuck up and learn to weld.
>>62337831Bobo calling anybody else a cultist is hilarious.
suggestions for stonks that might perform very well over the next 6 months or so?i have my main pile of cash in index funds, but i got a smaller account on an online brokerage where i gamble on stonks a bit. my last play went pretty well; bought some Siltronic stock on the assumption the EU would bolster local chip (wafer) production. no idea if my reasoning was right but it went up 2xany suggestions welcome, i'm not seeing any obvious plays right now but then again im a fucken retard
>>62337848I'm exiting everything before that happens.
AI isn't taking any jobs because it sucks cocks at everything it is asked to do, besides maybe empower midwits and retards Its role is an excuse to fire existing useless eaters (except the ones on top of course) under the guize of AI streamlining
>>62337855as a tradie I long to see all these Punjabi and yuppie software "engineers" lose their shit when Claude replaces them
>>62337866The technical term for this is "non deterministic" which makes it a huge nightmare for anything technical like finances, healthcare, and writing code.
>>62337866>besides maybe empower midwits and retardsit's the opposite though. you need knowledge, a lot of knowledge, to know what to ask for.
>>62337788I would bang the JD version of your cutie here.
>>62337751+2%Im selling my MUU and adding to my STX position. I gotta go with my home town boys(scotts valley).
jerome pleasekevin pleasebessent pleasetoday was not enough
>>62337867it's going to be a long time before they have robots going in crawl spaces doing plumbing and electrical work lol
>>62337840Yet it is an edifice. A structure. Of power and money and hierarchy. It is a stated prediction of the leading lights of AI. And its priests. That the base economic layer that’s supported the human economy for Thomas and of years. Will be rendered useless. And the gatekeepers of this technology will enjoy 1. Massive productivity gains (all for the capital and oligarch class). Yet they admit. It’s the opposite now and tokens are burning their budgets down. So scrap that one. 2. Lower costs. See above. Do i need to post all the stories of huge companies drastically cutting their AI spend. Burning the previous human budget in months for no actual gains. This is fact not opinion. 3. Scientific acceleration. Show me. And I don’t mean some fucking proof of some 50 year old mathematical open question. A real money making breakthrough. A billion dollar advance. Because of AI alone. They don’t exist. 4. Economic growth. Higher living standards. This is the funny one. How exactly do we grow the economy for humans not the few. And increase living standards if the need for humans is being eliminated (it’s not it’s a complete boondoggle). Hmmm? I’ll get no real answers. Because they are all TALKING THER BAGS. And like tulip or any other mania. Reason and rationality are the enemy. Now STFU you stupid cunt.
>>62337869Yup that's right. I'm familiar with the term.>>62337872Found the midwit
>>62337821Yes it's easy to temporarily make a lot of money with options. The skill is to correctly turn that temporarily into permanent. Though I wouldnt use very short dated ones, 2 month more than suffices for violent moves.
>>62337751+1.3% I expected a bigger recovery but I'll take it
>>62337831I believe AI is a big deal and I am a techno optimist, but you are the absolute king of regarding AI as a big deal.
Now that markets are closed, what do we usually do between now until tomorrow's market open?
>>62337751>+.93%Lotta shit-tier tech stocks kept going down today. May be time to trim the 'folio
>>62337846This is my thought as well. I’m betting on that being the next sector to pop. Hopefully it pays off.
Sold the last of my DRAM today. That means that all of its holdings including MU are going to moon again. To everyone still in MU, you're welcome.
>>62337884Everyone has interests, you're trying to justify your bags as well. I'm aligned with the billionaires, and putting everything on the same thing as them.You're emotionally invested in being against technical progress because you feel threatened by it. You're threatened by it because you have a bag you want to protect. Good luck. You can try to fight progress, but you'll lose.
Time to dump google?
>>62337896Fling turds about AI until Futures open and then Asian markets open, and then go back to flinging turds about AI
>>62337905My high fiber diet courtesy of our sponsor, hello fresh, will give me an advantage
>>62337890>>62337890It’s the new think. It will eventually change the world. Probably in a couple hundred years. There will be adjustments. But the current philosophical and economic arguments its apologists are advancing. Are laughable. It’s a gigantic bubble. The fire will distill the few after. And the technology will advance. Except this time it isnt billions. It’s trillions and those orders of magnitude in exuberance matter. Make your money. Time your exit. Don’t blow your amazing gains. Pay your tax. They’ll get it anyway.
>>62337900>I'm aligned with the billionaires, and putting everything on the same thing as them.We have a difference of opinion then. I believe this is unwise given the political setup. So be it.
>>62337751Down 3k, lost 154k on Friday so doing better I guess?
>>62337899I trimmed a lil DRAM again today
>>62337899One for the team
>€40K down from 7 days ago Guess I'll hold off my plans to get my private pilot's license...
>>62337899Still holding DRAM
The more someone is against AI, the greater chance they work a job that is most threatened by AI. It's very correlated.It's always cute to see people intellectualise their own selfish interests. All the argument is about is competing interests. There's no higher order reasoning involved.
>>62337943AI is going to replace everything boss.
the cotton gin will take all your jobs and you will be a homeless crackhead
>>62337911I got you senpai
>>62337946Catgirls when?
How come Korea markets tanked yesterday, but DRAM went up today?
>>62337961yesterday was the day for sellingtoday was the day for buying
where's that one troon who talked about the institutional banks injecting a bunch of fake niggermoney last month?he said things were gonna crash soon right?it went up a bunch is it gonna crash now?
>>62337943>Why are people mad that their entire life is commoditized for the wealthy who can now dispose of them like a boring toy thanks to AIThe future is now: Global urban poverty and the decay of humanity as the rich stop seeing people as a good investment of capital.
>>62337963you think kospi has bottomed ?
>>62337951I mean... 30% of welfare recipients are black, there are 100 million welfare recipients, there are about 55 million blacks...
>>62337952>We know eating isn't always a priority this monthHoly cringe but also holy soulToo bas I would never give them business due to the pozz.
Anyone become a millionaire on INHD today?
>>62337967tools were a mistake. hands are all you need
>>62337977I agree. The lever and the wheel are immoral.
>>62337976>+2800%wut de fook
>>62337963Pretty concerning sell off at end of market. I don’t really expect a sustained rally because of CPI on Wednesday and the current situation with Iran. Trump can say a deal is right around the corner as much as he wants but it doesn’t hit the same the 67th time around, especially when Iran is very vocal about the fact it will give no concessions and has been consistently shit testing the US to see how far they can push it.
>>62337976I feel like this is the kind of shit that would be in daytrader fanfiction. The fuck
>>62337986we pumped on dogshit cpi and ppi last month tho+tho
>>62337977Well *somebody* brought them over here.
>>62337981Oh, its because they added ai to their business.Oh. Like the shoes company.Oh.
>>62337943nvkeyou can always tell who the mediocre SWE or washed up lawyer is this way
So glad I bought back in today. I just don't feel right unless I'm in the market, like not drinking water or something
>>62337986i was under the impression trump was shit testing iran all this time
>>62337981>>62337987They said the magic word(s).>AI
>>62337988That was prior to the recent job data, which all but confirmed there will be no rate cut in the near future no matter what the Cheeto man says, worsening inflation data will raise the odds of a rate hike. >>62338001>if you plead with your enemy to stop shooting and to sign a deal you're actually in complete control That’s what you sound like clown
>>62338018they'll simply use a different more accurate means to determine inflation. the current one is off
>>62337973The more you read it, the more degenerate it gets. lol lmao
>>62337998I'm all in with the billionaires. I've made sure my interests align with theirs.
>>62337973>>62338025huh? Do gays really fast just to get analy fisted?What's most disturbing is that they throw out these statements as if everyone already knows exactly what they mean. God I hope society isn't actually that degenerate already.
Women can now select female UBER drivers only>be driver >open UBER app>change gender to female>lol lmaoWhat the fuck is UBER thinking?
Oh my god I’m so bored.
How strongly do you guys who bought into DRAM believe that memory is that important for AI development and that it has enough impact to continue driving its price up?
>>62338043Ape into GRRR
>>62338039>gets banned after getting reportedgreat logic you got there, rasheed
>>62337964FUCKING ANSWER ME>>62337964>>62337964>>62337964>>62337964>>62337964
>>62338018>That’s what you sound like clownreally? i thought all that military hardware was there for more than just show especially since they blew up so much stuff and then said "ok now lets make a deal in two weeks" over a month ago
>hard open pump>tumbled down all day
>>62338039Can suicidal guys also select female Uber drivers? When will they make Chinese drivers an option to better our odds?
>>62338039can men select male only uber drives, doe?they should nuke uber headquarters until this feature is added, if not
>>62338039And they can't assume your gender or else they'll get publicly shamed after you post the recording on social media! It's foolproof
>>62338038There's gays who take medication to prevent getting HIV because they go to gangbangs where a dozen guys shoot loads inside their assholes, and they still get HIV because the medication isn't perfect and everyone knows that and still does all of this.
>>62338055they changed their strategy after we caught onto them
> futures
Knicks are obviously going to lose tonight why did trump choose this game
>>62338063i have to confess i don't understand what this >futures>nows even mean
>>62338060off-topic porno spamand you people wonder why this board is so trash & all the autists are gone
>>62338063My photonics doin a lil sum after hours?
>>62338071SIGA fixes this
>>62338051Are you assuming my gender sir? I sure hope not.
>>62338070>He doesn't understand esoteric animalistic investing theory.Ngmi
>Gooble
>>62338051It's a woke company. What will they do? They HAVE to call me ma'am.
>>62338084Hey what are you doing up there you lil rascal :)
>>62338081what's that?
>>62338071Idk anon, it was educational for me
Any CNBC chads in the chat?
Anyone remember the ticker for that one shoe company that pivoted to ai a few weeks ago? Just want to see what the chart looks like now
>>62337621was gone for a while, what's happened with stocks? should my portfolio be up or down if i look at it?
I'll be starting a new job in the fall and will go from like 55k a year to 120 after taxes.will I be too late to take the new surplus of savings into any moonshots while they're cheap by then?
>>62338103Bloomberg has my cute/ugly jewfu I could never cheat on her
>>62338103I’m a soldier in the beckey quick legion
>>62338109>pasts>thens
>>62338107allbirds
>>62338111take out a loan to get a jump on the summer gains and pay it back with you new income
>>62337976reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why couldn't i have bought this???? wait this ticker looks familiar did someone shill this a few weeks back?
How long can this keep going the strait still isn't open and the islands that manufacture semiconductors who are dependent on desert petrol are still undeterred WTF is going on
you guys would not believe the coil i just dropped in my Toto toilet
>SCHD pump afterhoursdivvie daddies we keep winning
tomorrow will be a big day for aliens
>>62338112I can respect it>>62338113She’s the best but I’m watching the fish head lady right now
>Punished Futures
>>62338118ehhhh, even considering the pay increase almost doubling I don't know how much I like the idea of loaning for the stock market that seems like a really easy way to get burned anon
>>62338123we're down drastically since Wednesday last week
>>62338140I know, I sold some Friday morning but we bounced back today somehow. Unironically I'm wary for the coming two more weeks.
TIME IN THE MARKETBEATSTIMING THE MARKETLET THE BUBBLE CRASH DOWN ON MEEEEEEE
>>62337976just saw thatsuddenly my gains today don't feel so great
>>62338138
>>62338093Does anyone know what skull refers to? Seems based
>>62338149>just saw that>suddenly my gains today don't feel so greatidk what INHD did but if you spent every day trying to find some ridiculous 50% gain, you'll find one in a dozen at best & lose money on the otherswouldn't feel any betterstick to making gains if you're making gains
>>62338145The worst most recent year when we had like a -20% year>inflation twice as bad all year>covid money dried up, markets retard pumped previous years>oil just as high>Ukraine war causing more severe supply chain shocks>china still in lockdown causing massive supply chain disruptionsWe're in a year where nearly every company is printing and there's no real doomer thesis. Things should be going better rn if anything. spy is up <9%
>>62338161yeah I know loland even if I did buy something like that early, there's no way I'd hold it all the way
>>62338122>>62338149You probably have to be an insider to capitalize on a pump like that. All other participants in the pump were probably just algorithms and I wouldn't be surprised if those who bought in cashed out soon.
>>62338166Only thing I’d say is that this oil supply disruption is significantly worse than the Ukraine war. Gulf production is well in excess of Russian, and while we are not losing ALL gulf production currently, we didn’t lose any Russian production during Ukraine.
>>62337976>T12 halt Yeah, that shit is only on paper.
>>62338109A stinky happened.
>>62338123We're at like 1980s levels of reserves but we still have reserves nevertheless. That makes manipulation a lot easier. If gas prices surged further, there would probably be a massive panic and collapse and the gubmint can't afford that.
>IRANIAN MEDIA SAYS MAGNITUDE 5 EARTHQUAKE STRIKES HORMOZGAN PROVINCE IN SOUTHERN IRANWhat to buy in anticipation of the first nuclear war in history?
SIX MINUTES
>>62338169>and even if I did buy something like that early, there's no way I'd hold it all the wayifeel you xdit's hard to predict, you gotta get not just the direction but nearly the exact times to make a perfect tradei made like a 15% gain on CAR then quit, then it went up like another 4xi bought puts at the right time and made some on those tho>yeah I know loli probably sound like a faggot writing what i wrote in these threads but somebody has to
>>62338159aight well can you give me some tickers that are worth sinking that loan into that won't leave me wanting to kill myself for the summer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elueA2rofoodidnt sell today. overinvested. by a lot.
>>62338181Iran has thousands of earth quakes a year.
>>62338192yea but how many of them are actually noticable, like above magnitude 4?
>>62338115>>62338176vagueposts
>>62338176How do I get something like this? It seemed like it was so effortless when I was a kid, like finding a wife and starting a family was an inevitability. Maybe I was just blind to all of the fighting, cheating, and people powering through dead bedrooms and divorces.
>>62337621I never use this general but why is the OP implying being anti-AI is luddite?AI is the most useless POS "invention" ever. It straight up lies to you and can only repeat/mish mash information that is fed to it.It is 100% more useless than heavy machinery because machinery doesn't make a circle when you expect a square.I would never fully integrate AI into my household for example. I would rather print every word I would otherwise type for the rest of my life on a printing press than let AI predict when I want coffee or what I should buy, and what I should consume.
>>62338184hold out till the 12th for spcx
>>62338184MU 1000C 9/18
>>62338173We'll Brent crude averaged $100/b in '22 so in terms of financial impact '22 was worse
>US PLANS TO ANNOUNCE CITIZENSHIP REVOCATION PLANS ON MONDAY:CBSSounds like a nothingburger but sure I will take the market pump from the news
>>62338189>btbtYou managed to pick one of the worst bitcoin miner exit plays
HOLY FUCK ITS BLOOD GREEN
>>62338199You don't. We are destined to be wizards. We simply miss the human part normal humans have.
>>62338206i like it the best though, i like ethereum a lot even though it has done nothing but hurt me.
>>62338207Maybe wait for more than 1m candle to close
>>62338109>nasdaq sharded and farded last friday>kospi sharted and farded and kept sharting and farting>orange man is summoning the mother of all tacos sometime from now to wednsday (or in 2 more weeks?)>while a very angry jewish man carpet bombs the middle east>shit is gigapumped today because nobody cares anymoretldr nothing
>>62337751Eh not too bad. These numbers need to pump higher after Friday.
>>62338199I kind of this week decided I will try to get a gf regardless. Im 30s and a kissless wizard, but I never had any incel mindset. I was literally an Isaac Newton style volcel. But I notice subconsciously I want a gf and probably kids if she wants them.
>>62338203Brent is averaging mid 94-95 so far for 2026. Weak argument considering the year is only half over, we have drained significantly more storage globally, and we have no timetable for the strait opening.
>>62338215I'd rather just hold wyfi over btbt. Eth could go back up but it's going to need some time to consolidate. Not a fan of bmnr or sbet for that matter either.
>>62338084*closes attic staircase*
>>62338160he's my dad
>>62338226have you heard the ai agents will use ether as currency meme? compelling to me.
>>62338212Why bother becoming rich if I can't provide for anyone? I tried really hard and I thought that I had finally made it a few times but they always end up being extremely mentally unstable and it seems like alcohol and SSRIs are always involved.>>62338224I was in your shoes a few years back. I opened myself up to a woman when I was still a few years older than you are now and I never recovered. She discarded me over text. She was aggressively pursuing loneliness for some reason when I was trying to escape and she chose to keep living with her father and living in the shadow of her alcoholic past at the ripe age of like 42 or something.
>>62338217It was basically nothing.>Credit default swaps on states affected by oil at pre-war levels on countries most dependent on oil.>Jobs report didn't really show anything, job openings pumped but everyone (not wagies but everyone that matters) knows they are fake and that we are at low hire/opening ratio still.>Shitty boomer company had some lackluster AI earningsWhat actually happened is market makers got sick of getting beat up by lopsided call buying and decided to teach wagies a lesson in risk mngmt
>>62337899I'm trying to gtfo my july 2 call. Im a dipshit for not selling when I was up bigly last Monday
Why market dumping in AH? My news aggregators aren’t giving me anything
How do i make Money?I see No possibility right now
>>62338247>he thinks the market actually moves on news
USFD is undervalued by as much as 50%
>>62338111A massive increase in income gives the luxury to dial down risk. Go all in on 2-3 index funds, automate purchases and be comfy.
>>62338234stop it. get some help
>>62337671You have to learn to split logic and emotions from the market. The market isn't logical nor emotional, and you don't have to like or hate what is going on, it just is. Oil is dumping because oil is dumping. There may not have to be a reason for it all. It just is.
>>62338212faggot
>>62338234No I haven't and I'm not going to speculate on what currency ai agents are going to use, seems very reddit to assume they'll use ethereum.
>>62338252>he thinks it doesn’t
Turns out it was sell on 6/3 and go away
>>62338239I sold a few shares at break even. I could've been up way more but I'm trying to not sweat it. Even if I'm green by a dollar, green is green and it's more money than I would've made in an HYSA over the same time frame.
>>62338247Taking profits.
>futures
>>62338225No it's not a weak argument. It averaged $100 whole being significantly less for large portion of the year meaning it was worse in '22. The oil situation has to get MUCH worse than it currently is to be worse than '22. And that's only one tiny part of the equation.
>>62338273shoop da whoop mouth
>>62338039I'm fine with that as long as I get to select white only drivers, actually.
>>62338247I believe we are entering a less raging bull phase of the bull run, sol crabby days interspersed are to be expected.
I don’t even need to look at futures anymore. That’s for the goyim.
reminder that the BYND short squeeze was 8 fucking months ago
>>62338247today was the dead cat bounce
>>62338292They say to invest in good companies that you like. I think that BYND is great and I like their products but it's sad to see where they're at now. I would've lost a lot on them if I hadn't been only in broad indexes at the time.
I love dead cat bouncesthey let me hedgeI spent today hedging when most people were leveraging up for a new ATH
they're going to pump aggressively because they want people to pony up for spacex and all the other capital raises. if people think they'll get a better price just by waiting then it's not gonna work. the lead horse just finished with it's profit taking and is gonna start to gallop again.
This is it MSFT, your time to shine
>>62338306MSFT is fucked by the day. Good luckbut maybe it'll benefit from a software rotation in the short term
>>62338039I haven't ridden in an uber in years but I never once got a female driver when I did
Is there any point following the Korean stock market if their trend basically just follows whatever happened earlier in the day with the US market?
>>62338302>dead cat bounce>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG WAY TO THE FLOORcool your tits, the whining hasn't even started
>>62337694Because flat is justice
>>62338313I have gotten female drivers in Miami. One was good and one was terrifying, just texting and driving the whole time.
>>62337884they used AI/ML to develop a vaccine recently. it's also used heavily in defect detection during manufacturing especially in silicon wafers. this stuff works. i'm a software engineer and our startup just massively increased AI spending because it provides real benefits
>>62337751+1.20%Finally
>>62338289faggot astroturf
>OpenAI has confidentially filled for an IPOLmao
I lost 18% in a single day during the black fridayis this intended?
Anyone have the reaction image of Spiderman saying "Great! If we survive this, we'll live long enough to get cancer"?
Bouncing back. Close on red candles was just a prank, actually.
HeyGive me tickers of some good shorts
>>62338339this
>>62338262yeah, it doesn’t. last week should have proved this pretty definitively.
>>62338348SOXS
>>62338348INHDASTC
>>62338348MSTR CRWV GM TMF>>62338351not to mention today
What will you do when you make it smiggers?I've kind of made it and don't really know what to do apart from continue investing and shitposting.
I've been posting in threads to buy SIRI on pullbacks. Hope at least one of you bought.
>>62338358Maybe read?
>>62338358travelbuy some cool toysthink about having kids
>>62338363but none of these are booksthey may as well just be words put together lol >>62338354mstr is probably the most safe short
>>62338358The same thing I do now: Shitpost on 4chan, cook good homemade food, and masturbate multiple times a day. No, not at the same time.
My ML algorithm says we have a 56% probability of being bullish tomorrowNot bad, huh?
>>62338358Sit on the porch with my future dog while sipping a beverage and thinking about my dead relatives, whether my parents would be happy for me, and why that one woman left and how much happier we both might have been if she could just let someone appreciate her.
>>62338368>none of these are books>just be words put togetherNigger. What in the fucking shit in a Kentucky Fried Chicken Bucket do you think a book is?
>KOREA BEATS GDP GUIDANCE WITH 0.6% Q VS EXPECTED 0.5%WE MOONING TONIGHT SMIGGY WIGGIES
>>62338370>he doesn't bate with one hand and type shitposts with the other while letting a stew simmer in the slow cookerPossibly not gonna make it.
>>62338374my coin flip says we have 100% probability of being bearish
>>62338358more of the things i love
Just sold a Pokemoncard for 100€. Bought it in 1999 or so with 10 german mark I think, can't remember. Did I even beat inflation? 2001 german mark vs EUR was like 2:1 (2 mark for 1€)
>>62338388Let me exit first hold on.
>>62338358i have some personal projects i'd like to focus on
>>62338363I do need to read more, I used to enjoy it before I destroyed my brain with drink & drugs.>>62338366I do travel, will travel and have travelled a lot, I particularly like SEA & East Asia. Any places you have enjoyed/are on your list?I want kids but I am too autistic and ADD to keep a girlfriend, the one's I want don't want me and the one's that want me I don't want. I've fumbled a few unicorns in my time, I'm out of shape now as well.>>62338377Based and reflection pilled, she isn't thinking about you anon, I'm sorry to say.>>62338389What do you love? I feel like I have anhedonia, I can like things but I don't feel the love or enthusiasm like I used to. Like I'm only capable of feeling things on a 7/10 scale. Maybe too much MDMA & cocaine over the years.
apple defecation (red tissue paper)
>>62337645racist meme dude
>>62338395I'm writing a screenplay
>>62337675AI is good at being mediocreactual competent people shouldn't be worried
>>62337678>t. chatgpt
>>62338116ty anon
>>62338398>she isn't thinking about you anon, I'm sorry to sayThat's what hurts the most.>I want kids but I am too autistic and ADD to keep a girlfriendIf you've fumbled unicorns before, you can find others and hopefully not fumble them. You'll also feel better once you start getting back in shape.
>>62338358>>62338398the point of making money is to make money. the joy of putting skin in the game and coming out victorious. and ofcourse, the more capital you have, the bigger games you can play.i always found the discourse around money to be strange. people are confused by what to do when they have money, but is it not the other way around? its when you *dont* have money that life is confusing, uncertain. its when youre poor that life is frustrating and meaningless.with money, you can take bets you couldnt take before. it makes sense to read the newspaper, it pays to know the vegetation in your area, its useful to know about geography, history. its when youre poor that life is meaningless. knowing things has the least amount of leverage when you have no capital.
>>62337706people aren't horseshorses were toolshorses weren't the ones earning the money and consumingwhat a retarded analogy
>>62338363oh look a one way ticket to hell LOL
>>62338406You only have a brief window of time wherein that statement will continue to be accurate.
>>62337678Holy shit luckily my ChatGPT is not such a hand wringing sissy as yours.
>>623384061x vintage cope [rare, only made in 2022-23]
>>62338398i like to snuggle best of all. sex drugs strategy games and beautiful things, art music gemstones. driving fast and roller coasters
>>62338412That doesn't make sense. Acquiring knowledge can afford you the opportunity to acquire skills to earn the capital needed to invest grow your earnings. If you're poor, you'd be more inclined to succeed and find a way out of your current situation.It makes sense to read the newspaper to know where markets are headed and what sorts of jobs might be in demand in the future. It pays to know about history to learn how great men in the past earned their riches. If anything, being poor and hungry gives you more motivation to do everything within your power to succeed and you can take more risks because you have nothing to lose.
>>62338403where do you think you are? Niggeralso you have to go back
RETARD OP>>62338418
>>62338437sure acquiring knowledge is good. but compare someone with a $10k port and a $10M port. you both caught the 10% move, but for a rich man it was another house, and for you it was another month of uber eats.so its demoralizing. you made the read, made the bet, but because youre a poorfag, it paid out pennies.>If anything, being poor and hungry gives you more motivation to do everything within your power to succeed and you can take more risks because you have nothing to lose.i get the sentiment, i would also probably say this out loud, but imo its massive cope. being poor and hungry makes you poor and hungry. theres no virtue in struggle, that is cope i see poorfags around me tell eachother to make their poorfag condition less demoralizing (thus increase your chances of getting out)being rich and without needs gives you the headroom to make optimal decisions and avoid desperate high risk plays. for poorfags, taking more risks is not a virtue, its a neccessity, and one that by definition blows up more people than it liberates.
>>62337621Make RGTI go to $75 or I'll lose it I'm so done
Based Jannies
>>62338463you shouldn't be doing high risk plays as a poorfag unless you want to stay poor lol
>>62338474>>62338474>>62338474
>>62338339>>62338349Keep dealing in the real world
>>62338473Poorfags have nothing to lose, they should absolutely bet big and concentrated to begin with then scale back and diversify if it pays off.If it doesn't, wage more then bet again.
>>62338463>theres no virtue in struggleStruggle is an inevitability. The rich man might buy another house with his 10% but the poor man can reinvest and try to keep compounding. Even if he doesn't make it within his life, he might be able to set his kids/nieces/nephews up with a head start. Maybe they squander it, maybe they don't.There's virtue in struggling to achieve a noble goal. Even if the outcome is the same as doing nothing, there's absolutely no virtue in choosing to give up trying.
>>62338482betting big I agree with, but whatever trade you do should be done with an edge that gives you advantage over others. if your edge is good enough then it will actually be a lower risk than what others think.
>>62338273So is this futures at open 6pm) or futures tomorrow morning?
>>62338809You have to check just before I go to bed
>>62338366I recently bought this while on vacation from a vintage shop. You make little bricks and glue them up as a barn. Turns out it way harder than the instructions say. Very messy as well.
>>62339983I've seen youtube/tiktok shorts that do something similar, you should record a timelapse.
