it just doesn't go down edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://HindiPoopMusic.comhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62338474
I'm going to be so fucking rich
DRAM predictions for tomorrow's open and where it might end up by the end of this week?
anons did you slurp INTC when it was at 100? you better get in now if you didnt, next stop is 120 then 200. its not going back to 100. missing 20% of the gains is better than 100%
Will we get another dip when CPI data comes out on Wed
>>62339543I sold at $50 literally a week or two before it mooned, my DCA was $20It is the dumbest financial decision I have ever made, but bears ITT got to me with Iran war fears
I didn't match a single number on the megabucks, this shits rigged
>>62339545No? Oranges cooked numbers will show cooling CPI, this combined with last weeks job numbers will send us on a moon mission, strap in xir.
>>62339554Bers only exist to spread FUD, they don´t even have any positions kek.
>>62339534>/smg/ - stock market generali think Crocs is a good company to buy at any price below $105 i also like REMX below $100
>>62339554heres some insider advice anon, the greatest taco of all time is when an actual "peace treaty" is signed and announced by all parties, that is the true top.then the hat people will break the treaty and the US will "denounce" them but still support them by sending aid because ally (look at ukraine v russia), that is when the bear market will start.just keep buying till that happens.
>>6233954167,72
>your index will never go up and down like the kospi
>>62339572And don't forget the black swan or grey swan, however you want to call it event of possible usage of a nuclear weapon by Russia or a limited border conflict in the Baltics, the threat had subsided massively by 2023 but the Ukrainian medium ranged supply line strike campaign legitimately has the Russian lines on the verge of implosion and Putin could be forced to into a very very desperate situation
>>62339554Bears have no opinions worth anything
MU is cyclicalDO NOT redeem it
double top
>>62339605on what
>>62339625me and my boyfriend
You guys need to derisk before wednesday. cpi print. will be bad. worse than april. interest rate hikes soon.
>>62339637How do you know all this already??
>>62339603What's a good redemption price though? $1600? $2000?
>>62339637>doesn't know about clown world marketsretard.
>”Hey, YOU!” >”Yes, you good go—Sir…”>”Our bank is offering 3% on your cash over $100,000!”>”it’s quite a steal if you ask me.”
>>62338577>I regret not full-porting into SOXLI regret not sticking to every trade I made over the last two months. I bought 1500 shares of SOXL at $52, when it got up to 55, I set a stop loss that I meant to cancel but that triggered minutes before the end of the day and it was $70 the next day. I mean, I've doubled my money, but I could have >4xed it.
I remember some anon shilling SOXL here when it was at the bottom. He probably made so much money he doesn't post here anymore
Boomers are cashing out. It's over. The stock market is peaking as human civilization peaks. A century of deflation awaits.
>I'm going to use $1,000 United States dollarydoos to short SpaceX to $70 by day 4. You may Ask Me Anything at your leisure.
>>62339707Who are you quoting?
>>62339710My own internal dialogue
>>62339671Deflation won't happen. People shouldn't be allowed to buy things and must stay poor to keep them working.Long UPRO. The inflationary future is coming.
Stay diversified frens
>oil back to friday levelsretarded market listening to Trump's TACO
>AT ONCEWhy is this HR lady continuing to give me incentives to not fill out the forms for this part time job I no longer want. The fuck is up with all these hags acting like they're fucking God.
>>62339742I wouldn't hire you.
>>62339742it's words on a piece of paper stop getting so angry
>>62339726Ι'm 98% in semis.
Just tried searching for a book I read 20 years ago using AI and holy fuck they are shitty at research and kept suggesting random books that had nothing to do with what I was asking.No idea how this can be worth so many trillions.
>>62339759its being funded by the government as a future propaganda tool
>>62339759You're probably misremembering the details and that's what's throwing off the search. I once did something similar and I had the name of the book wrong. 20 years is a long time.
>>62339554>It is the dumbest financial decision I have ever made, but bears ITT got to me with Iran war fearskekThis board is like 90% bears for some reason
do >(you) have a recession and inflation proof job /smig/?
>>62339765>90% bears in here when all the cryptobros never question or doubt their coins are gonna moonjust a bunch of downers in here, really makes you think
a-are my dram january $69 calls safe?
I bought more MU on Friday.
>>62339538>sunk cost fallacystill buying more tho
You lean hog baggies are playing small fry Cattle heads where’s it at
>>62339777>can infinitely reproduce>sustained only on grass (free)what's the catch?
>>62339780you got own a lot of land already
>>62339780its always logistics
>we will stop attacking you if you stop attacking Lebanon>keeps attacking Lebanon>oil dropsCan't wait to see everyone shocked by the upcoming escalation
>>62339788Oil is already overvalued.
>>62339780They won't fit in your apartment
>you only need 100k to make 30k per month on MU CC'sbros this seems like a safe 30% return no cap
>>62339797get a 100k loan and then do ityou could easily pay the loan + interest in 4 months
>>62339797Erm isn't 1300 shares of mu 1.3mil
>>62339804kek
>>62339777>80,000 lbs of cattleAt the average weight of 170 lbs that could also get you about 470 American women.
>>62339797>Examples:>MU Price>$100sasuga
>>62339801>>62339804>>62339808puts on chatgpt
>>62339797
>>62339797>30k per month>selling calls 4 times a week for a full month, 90k for 3 months, selling calls 12 timesconsidering how much capital is at risk, its just a trade. you say 30k per month as if you would do this every month for than literally one month. You'll get btfo doing this for more than two months tops
>>62339804>tfw you need a time machine to go back to $100/share of MU
>>62339821>ask ai retarded question>get retarded answer>smug contraian . png
>>62339821How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>62339824what's your heartrate right now?
>>62339817Well what's the worse that can happen
>no hot war>no boots on the ground>no nukes on Iran>no nukes on Pissrael>no world-stopping oil crisis>no demand destruction>gas back under four (4) buckaroos per gallonThis shit is why doomposters never get any pussy and decide to cut off their dicks, isn't it?
>>62339821>got mogged by AIit's over
>>62339838>better focus on the good you find around you rather than the 1000 shit things going onThat post actually activated an almond.
>>62339838> 20% instant stop in the world oil supply is definitely a nothing burgerstupid dumb ass
>tfw i didn't buy soxl Friday or Monday
>>62339707you cant short ipos for 1 month
>>62339876Can you explain, without sounding mad, in your own words, why you chose to replace the classic donald duck meme with some negro?
>Nebius was a russian asset before it went publichuh... would have been great to know before I bought some calls on it
so how all are still in KORUyall gonna hold all day or cash out now before the dunk off?
Is Korea printing a fuck ton of cash or is it just a bubble propped up by margin or is it both?
>>62339882you can short them with puts once options trading is enabled and it usually takes about a week
>>62339892yes
>>62339892sorta boththe koreans have faith in their economy enough to leverage into it and sk hynix struck a deal with nvidia for chips
>Arab oil embargo in the 70s causes a 7% reduction in supply>price of oil goes up 300%>Iran war causes a 14% reduction of supply>price of oil goes up 45% and keeps crashing on fake headlinesHuh?
>>62339895At least we will know if the bubble is popping if we start seeing news about mass suicides since Koreans love commiting suicide
I don't want to alarm anyone but dram is almost back to its ath
>>62339893how does that work if it ends up being out of the money and you cant short sell an ipo for one month?
>>62339902there were 1.6 trillion barrels in reserve before this and market had been in surplus for a very long time. there's still over a trillion barrels in reserve. this wasn't even hidden information, i asked ai about it the day things started. it tried to doomerpill me because that's the tone the media had struck but i knew better. didn't make any money trading for a month though that's for sure.
anons, you didnt listen to retarded bears and panic sell? you did slurp the Friday dip, right?
So are we buying spaceX or NOT????
>>62339892oh and it looks like south korea is going to be importing oil from CANADA to make up for the shortfall from IRAN so oil shocks will be much less of an issue
>>62339913And there were no reserves back in the 70s?
>>62339924I have no money to buy anything.
>>62339926very interesting
cramming for finals fucking sucksonly going to the gym 2 times per week and barely paying attention to the markets, so stressed out I've been dry heaving the whole day
>>62339902people didn't know how money worked in the 70s
>>62339931buy a treadmill to have an at home outlet, it makes wonders
>>62339902prices spiked 200%, and that's with all of the naked manipulation that went onwe could still see it rise again if the war continues and reserves start running out
>>62339930yea they did a trial run importing a canada's oil a few weeks to a month ago to see how it goes and there was news i think last week saying they ordered moreits great if youre already in but bad if youre waiting for an entry and that's if it's feasible and sustainablecanada has the oil but it's hard to refine so who know what korea might end up doing between now and when iranistan stops being an issue
>>62339927i dunno but probably much less so. the reserve level going into this was highest on record, almost as if policymakers had planned for the occasion. it was almost as if they had even stopped buying stocks in october in anticipation of something happening. but anyways back then there probably weren't as large of stockpiles, because saudi and iran were both friendly and something like that had never really happened. live and learn kinda thing. also population and gdp were much lower so stockpiles probably didn't need to be as large.
>>62339902Reserves are keeping the prices "low" and algos are naive(as in trusting the deal is here) so oil gets shorted into oblivion.
we're still getting a crisis, it just turns out it's of a mental health variety for poltards.
> futures
>RDDT gaps up 5%WTFWT Fellow ledditors!
>>62339957you just know
>>62339959thanks for the pump, kind stranger
>>62339959I bought some reddit gold
>>62339959you weren't kidding wtf it was 172 just minutes ago now it's an even 178someone hit market order in pre market lmao
can the lines go down pleasei want to read posts of redditors saying they lost everythingi made enough money it needs to reset and reload now
>>62339959edit:I did not expect such a positive response! Thank you everyone!edit:Guys this is getting crazy lmao, I'll need to disable inbox replies probably. I love you all
>CITIGROUP WARNS SURGE IN SHORT SELLING IS RAISING RISKS FOR U.S. STOCK MARKET>CITI FLAGS RECORD SHORT POSITIONING AS POTENTIAL RISK TO MARKET STABILITYSHIEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>62339985short kings about to crash the economy
but just in case things do get much worse, the goop play for this whole thing has definitely been ssl, i wish i owned more. it's been flat since march but it's at 5x forward p/e. they turn coal into goop, the process had been unprofitable because of the low oil price and surplus situation, but it's coming back online. they're the largest company in south africa.
>>62339994Not if these quads have anything to say about it, squirt.
>INHDwhy cant we know about these one day before?
>>62339913>1.6 trillion barrels
>>62339999
>>62339999Bless
>>62339999Squeeze incoming
>>62339999>slop meme>scripted getthis board fucking sucks
How bout them strategic petroleum reserves
Told you all to buy the dip it’s like no one has pattern recognition anymore every single dip gets bought back up in days Bears have no staying power
i lost 35% this yearwhat can i gamble on all or nothing give me the riskiest shit i want to go all itfuck this gay earth i never catched a fish
>>62340021how about all in on a 5x nasdaq shortor better a call the closest there is i want to burn it all and kill myself
>>62340021>i lost 35% this yearhow?maybe you should change your strategy if you are down 35% on a year where everything is neon green
>>62340021intc is still 20% off it's highs and this google deal is at least 30 billion in revenue. it was the top gainer on the s&p yesterday.
>>62340021bro add sndk to that graph
>>62340021All in TQQQ
anyone have experience keeping cattle?
>>62340021GRRROthers will tell you it is a jeet scam.But you will regret listening to them when we are at $60 end of year.
>>62340025arent you sick of asking the same shit?i should be famous at this pointmstr topsilver 3xevery possible toplost 25% in micron as the only person on this planetyada yada>>62340026made 15% off incel(it was 35% but this dogshit only went sideways the down in a month) , then lost 10% because i bought thursday and sold friday>>62340029am eurocuck so i could 5x nasaq etp but thats the most boring thing everdid that already and sold friday as well
>>62339959>RDDT gaps up 5%RDDT being anywhere above the single digits pisses me off so much, even though I have no skin in the game. It's just such an awful, awful site.
>>62340031>something something gorilla is not a scam
>>62340032How tf did you lose 25% in MU?You must be FOMO buying high and panic selling low, stop doing that smigga.
>>62340030study animal husbandryit's so easy to get 60 wives
>>62340030Little bit. I found a baby in the grass and caught it in a ball until it grew up.
got a gold call with x100 leverage see you at after the gold crash today gg rip my ass
>>62340021do you really want to invest in a company with this guy as its ceo
>>62340035Ok then smegro, keep locking in losses see how far it gets ya. Watch your tone when speaking to a gorillionaire.
Forgot pic
>>62340032i would rather make 5% than lose 35%you should ask cramer if he wants a new stock analyst
koru's still poppin off lmao!wish id bought at 610 on monday though but cant win em all etcit was in the 700s last night
>>62340047pokemon are so confusingi had no idea that gyardos was a giant city destroying monster when i played the game but in the show they areso i can't visualize a blastoisewhy not use a real animal as the comparison
>>62340042litterally who?>>62340036>howheld for 2-3 months of sideways and sold the march crash thinking that was it ( it was the bottom)death to trump death to shitrael
>>62340043fuck off gorilla
>>62340056Is it normal for a country's stock market to go down 8% then up 8% the next day?
>>62340061>>62340043OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL MY NIGGAS HATE GORILLA
>>62340068Inverse smg would suggest all in on GRRR as the appropriate response
I was born in 1986 and had a zoomer school me on what the 90s were really like and that I'm stupid and wrongwhat makes them like this?
>>62340067according to one person on here, the KOSPI just follows what the US did 1 day behind and since the KOSPI is almost entirely SAMSUNG and SKY HYNIX, any good news from them can reasonably spike KORU
>Jensen flew to South Korea and told them to buy the dip with leverage because the rally has only just begun>David Solomon is now saying that there is easy money to be made in the market and the tech rally is early and that "greed doesn't always end up bad">day 108 of the news being about how there is imminent peace and oil is down on news of bombing oil fields
>>62339659We had a regular anime SOXL poster
>>62340072they're unstoppablehow do I stop giving them ammo to scuba dance on meI need an unc self defense course
>speculators exited all of their longs>banks exited all of their shorts>open interest at levels not seen since the 2009 gold bottom>price is still above $4000What happens next?
>>62340090people will be desperate to exchange their worthless shiny rocks for even 1 (one) dollar
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BROS LOOK AT DRAM
>>62340072Shut the FUCK up uncI'm not trying to hear allat
>>62340072What did he say the 90s were like? What did you day the 90s were like?
Tired of this nigger market. Go down already.
>All roads lead to carbon
>>62340127nuh uh. pool's open, peace deal, iran's out of drones, etc.
>>62340072the proper response is to gas light
>>62340127>oil baggies getting desperateOil is at $88 now lol, almost all the missing oil from Hormuz has been replaced with pipelines, increased us exports and decreased demand from China, oils going to 60
>>62340105why did you all suddenly start buying dram instead of soxl?
>>62340142moronic
>>62340142$145 average on chevron. No baggies here. I bought last year when you thought this year was going to be a glut. The glut narrative was THE story for 2025.
>>62340144all of a sudden? Ive been in dram since the inception of the etf
I'm very bullish on Googlethey'll do anything it takes to winMicrosoft, Apple, and Amazon, not so much. I'm still holding Amazon shares though.
>>62340154Siri AI update is coming out. Apple seems to be ready to have another generational run.
>>62340127I wish ancient Rome hit the industrial agethe world would be very wild right now
>>62340154Amazon is almost certainly going to do a Google style cap raise. They are have historically been the most aggressive company with capex and reinvestment. $200 billion Capex this year for AWS + logistics + satellites + grocery expansion. AWS also has been the biggest beneficiary of Claude growth outside of Anthropic. The next few years will be a supercycle for AWS , azure, and Google cloud.
>>62340154Copilot recalls my exact portfolio weeks after discussion. Google can't.It's a pity Apple will be using them for Siri, probably got it cheap.
>>62340151Are you going to be consistently contrarian and sell now that shortages are the narrative? Or are you a coward who's only contrarian when it suits you?
>>62340167Yeah, I'm still betting on Amazon's infrastructure and hope they get more serious rather than playing it safe. It's hard for me to bring myself to sell my Amazon shares because I've held them so long and they've made me a lot of money.
Oil is down and it can't get back up
>>62340169I have an attention span and time horizon longer than a few days because my brain has fully developed. When you turn 25 you will feel similarly.
>>62340151>The [...] narrative
1 hour before market opens and Israel started bombing Beirut again lmao
SPCF + LOFF
I bought bitcoin yesterdaynot the actual bitcoinsI bought a bitocin ETF NCIQit was too tempting to buy it when it as sitting on its 200 MA
>>62340142Oil is a matter of reserves.The hormuzzy isn’t, (a reserve) which is why oilbobos keep getting harvested.
>>62340204>
>>62340067Yes! That's just normal, stable, long term investment flows! Nothing that would indicate a frothy, overheated market!
kek msft baggies
>>62340067yes its the new normal for "investing". in a rational sane world they would make options in general illegal but 0dtes are the new degenerate meta. everyone just dogpiles 0dtes directionally and so every day is +4/-4%
HAHAHAHHAAH SEMIS BACK TO PUMPINNICE TWO DAYS OF DUMPING YOU HAD THERE BOBOS
the only fucking good hedge there is is shorting shitty companiesbonds are shitgold is in the shitter right now and doesn't even move inverse to the stock marketoil is overpricedcommodities are playing the lottery
>>62340220I'm left holding a big bag of gold, which is actually worse than it sounds rn
>>62340220and if you buy value it crabs sideways for a year while 200 p/e tech pops off a modest 150%
>>62340209>Describe the hammer that’s been used to wack prices downwards (releasing reserves)>Bobos get angry at you for telling them this.
>>62340220bonds are at 20 almost 25 year highsthat said i expect them to go higher
>>62340228I know you're acting dumb, but nvm:It's basically a reserve because without supply coming in the reserves run low. It's a flow.Either the oil from Hormuz goes into reserves and the oil from reserves gets used, or the oil of Hormuz goes to producers and the oil in the reserves stays where it is. If Hormuz is closed oil of reserves is being used, there is in total less oil available.So, when reserves run low, what do you think where they will get the oil from to refill them? And how long that will take? It took them quite some time with the Hormuz working after Biden depleted it. Now it will take decades to refill it back.
>skm AH pump didn't hold It's over bros.
>>62340228there is no magic hammer anon there is just gaslighting and taking shit from brown people. you just divert the boats from India to white people and you run a news story about how there is no oil shortage and then the Indian president goes on TV and tells a billion street shitters to work from home and conserve
thoughts on gold miners, they should jump on a hormuz deal right
>>62340072Just tell them they have twice the estrogen as you did at their age and move on
>>62340233*assuming demand stays the same and production alsoIf demand gets lower, it will be easier to refillIf demand increases worseIf production goes up it will be easierIf production goes down it will be worse
>>62339757Through multiple brokerages? You need to diversify EVERYTHING.
>>62339554The fundamentals of why Intel was a strong buy didn’t even have anything to do with the Iran conflict. You betrayed America. You betrayed Donald Trump. And you’re not a patriot. Now you will stay poor.
>>62340238based. tell him he has gyno
>>62340072>what makes them like thisyou and me made them like this
Had a Tony Soprano dream last night
BROS YOU SEEING THIS DRAM ACTION
ONE HOUR LEFT Olliniggas will make it
>Thought I bought dram at the top yesterday>It's actually going upIran war is fake and gay (I hope).
i feel sad for anyone that sold their dram on friday tbqh
>Klarna launches savings account with 3,28% interest in USAI advice all of you to start using Klarna and of course to buy stocks. Highly likely that Warren Buffett is gonna put his entire war chest in Klarna.
>>62340269Buffet wouldn’t touch anything that even mentions subprime borrowers
>>62340269idgi, if klarna has money to lend why lending it at a lower interest rate than what it can gain with government bondsit seems like a silly business model
>>62339911>put itm>you have a contract that gives you the right to sell shares to the counterparty at the strike price>excersise-> you buy the shares at the market price and sell them at a higher strike price to the counterparty immediately for profit. being unable to short the underlying doesnt affect this>non excersise-> you sell the put contract at the market value of the formerly mentioned trade + any extrinsic value of the option>put otm at expiry -> expires worthlessnot being able to short does not mean not being able to sell, if that were the case, every single IPO in history since that rule was introduced would only go up during that no-short period, which is not a thing. Even at some point during the 2008 shart, short selling was restricted and that did not prevent the price of assets to tank even further..
>>62340269HOOD is already 3.75% interest faggot
>>62340233Yeah no shit. Eventually reserves get used up.But the problem with bobos here is they are focused all on the US market, which is an oil fortress compared to everyone else and will be among the last to fall.If you are too early in your prediction, you are still incorrect.If you had been bearish on shithole countries without enough reserves like India, instead of gambling on WTI and brent, you would already be rich
>>62340237We got absolutely heemed yet they didn't recover for shit when they reactivated the """ceasefire"""
Well boys we still got another 8% to go
>>62340267I don't. They should've bought more desu
I don't have any money to buy anything sirs.
>>62340227If you buy value you're not supposed to be surprised it crabs sideways while giving you dividends.
RDDT might unironically have a sleeper Q2 beatlooking into it but that might be what caused the 5% pop earliergood news for last dump's slurpers (me)
>>62340279gold moonshot like this year over WW3 giga Holocaust nuclear exchange doomer bullshit scenario in Feb/March when the Saudis were shooting rockets and US/Israel planning attack and they forbid the news to even run stories about it.metals are going to quietly bleed the rest of the year just like oil. you bought the top. nothing ever happens. stop trying to catch a moonshot on top of a moonshot
>>62340275Oh yeah how much cashback? Fucking retard
>>62340273easy access presumablyklarna is mostly aimed at goycattle who feel the need to simulate financial literacy. making 3% on their $500 account provides that feeling.
>>62340289I’ve been buying the tops on metals for 6 years, including $5k. I don’t see this as a bad plan so far.
>>62340292>cashbackyou were talking about a checking account.. HOOD is goated 3.75%. run your bills through capital one for your cashback and park your cash in HOOD. your predatory loan service you are shilling offers nothing not already done better elsewhere
>>62340281looks like the actual value seems to be the support and the market is "overpriced" at all times or "overshooting"Except 2022 which is true, cause when you look into 2022 earnings, you'll see a lot of companies had better earnings in 2022 compared to 2021. I saw that when I looked a bit into Century Aluminum in 2023 or BMW etc.
>>62340043Saar you've compelled me to once again point out that had anons bought this stock when you first started shilling it a year ago, they'd still be underwater on their position
>>62340079is that literally a circle jerk.
>>62340279had gold at 6k EoY before the heemening
>>62340297Nah just do all that and more with just one app, Klarna. Or get left behind.
>plaidI hate this shit so much.
PBR has a p/e of 5.7 and div yield of 5.75% and is down 15% this month because hedge funds have been told to short anything related to oil
>>62340289>He says while tech niggery keep pumping despite parabolic rise
>>62340021Otm calls on TLT. The IV is so low.
>>62340315Bad day to be a hoghead
>>62339874It's stupid, but what if it's true?
>>62340018>just buy the dipI already bought with everything I had last dip.If I knew the top was the top I would have sold but I didn't know that.
>3.6trillion AI IPO PipelineMadness.
>>62340315Cocoabros we're back
>>62340220this made me think of you>pic related
>>62339902how many electric cars were there in the 70s
Anyone else in APP? The consistently beat earning profiting on mobile app ads.
What're some good short term stocks to buy smiggers?
>>62339554You do know most of the bears here are really just mumus pretending to be bears, right?
>>62339902You didn't sell out of oil on the last pump? There's no point the world doesn't care anymore. If it gets too expensive they'll just raise prices and accelerate the move to alternative fuel sources where possible, where it's not possible the higher cost will be passed on to the consumer.Here we already have businesses putting up 5% fuel cost surcharges
Just submitted application to get into SPCX IPO. What am I in for?
>>62340366How short term we talking?>>62340371Pain
>>62340371Price dropping for at least a year before crabbing and maybe raising if there's enough hype.IPOs don't do well
>>62340315palladiumbros wgmi
THE NEW YORK NIGGERBOCKERS
>>62340366just buy INTC anon, stop looking for the next 5x and take the guaranteed 2x (by earnings at the latest)
>>62340371Just get a nasdaq ETF son.
>>62340366TQQQ
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BUY SPACEX>WE'LL SPAM YOUR INBOX IF WE HAVE TOWhy is ibkr like this.
For $445, you can rent the price action of100 shares of TLT or conversely you could buy 100 shares of TLT for $8500.
>>62339534I was close to selling my memory friday holy fuck. I wwih I had not freaked out so hard tho cause I could have deployed my 10k if I wasn't terrified of the end. Swinging soxl would have been nice. Still got a red dog dick tho.
>>62340397It's on logon page for me, yay!
>>62340401For how long?
>>62340397I got an email from Trading 212 about the SpaceX IPO. They're really going all out.I'm hoping that retail investors aren't as stupid as everyone seems to think they are and the IPO blows up in their faces in a massive way, but who are we kidding, people will line up for a chance to buy a piece of this dogshit because Musk is behind it and space = cool.
>>62340415I'm waiting to see how many shares retailers get allocated on averageless shares means more demand
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62340409They manually fixed this one. As you can see they did a great job.
>>62340425>59
>>62340425It's Joever
>>62340425LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62340313I never gave them my keys. You know the first thing they will download all your tx history and sell it to everyone. Then it will be in those darknet databases there anyone can pay 5 bucks to look you up by you name, address, phone number and see all you've ever paid for and how much you are paid. Don't give in to this bullshit.
>>62340408January 2028 expiry
I just made a cool $20 off my shortshould I close it?
>>62340433Yes, go buy a sandwich
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62340425>59Cringe
I knew I should have sold in the pre market lmao
>>62340433>$20We’re all gonna make it
I should have slurped mu. I should have slurped soxl. I should have slurped SOMETHING. All I did Friday was grab my red dog dick and hold on for dear life.
My inversely correlated assets are correlating
>>62340434>>62340440Now it's $25. I'm rolling in cash
>Premarket insider trading>Dumps in open marketAieeeee
Is losing steam
oh nonow my short is down to $5 profit
AMFN trannies we're back
Are we selling ahead of cpi tomorrow bros?
>>62340315Can someone explain this? How do I profit off of cocoa?
HOOOOOOOOO
>>62339838Yes, thing is people/anons here ignore real serious happenings and ill prove it.>norfolk southern chemical train explosion of vinyl chloride in Ohio. Toxic damage of one the more fertile places in the USA. Reaching into the atmosphere producing paint stripping rain all the way to canada. Massive censorship campaignAt least it got a useless documentary a year or so later running interferance.>Tiffany Dover, first mrna test subject dying, husband/boyfriend and parents getting BOTH $200,000 mortgages completely out of place in their col area. Months after her obvious death>Anon puts together a massive excel document with over 500 farms/food processing plants all burned to the ground between 2020 to 2023 in the USA alone>RV bomber hitting an NSA front in a verizon building>this post itselfSign tapping going viral was nice
>open red againkwab. some random ai stock is pumping more than this crap.
why the fuck wont silver just recover something? anything at all?
>>62340460Should'd sold at $100. What were you expecting?
>>62340431Too late unfortunately. I had to use it back when coinbase was my only option for btc. And if you try to use your debit card instead these kikes make you upload a photo of your id.
>>62340431This is exactly why I got stuck using Coinbase recently. When I tried looking at other exchanges I was being pushed to use plaid to connect my bank account. That data stealing shit was what I read from posts when doing internet searches on plaid usage. I still have my old account connected with the old ach deposits but it's not even a bank I use anymore so I have to send money to that account from my real one, then send that to cb, so it's this retarded middleman for no reason other than my refusal to use plaid.
Look at all the money I made todayI made $112 WOO
>>62340459What are you invested in? I am crabbing.
Averaging up is the worst feeling about my boring strategy
>>62340471actually nevermindI made $150 dollars today!!!
My lil WULF doin a lil sum>>62340475I find it really hard psychologically to average up. Reason I didn't buy anything last week when we were shidding and farding
>>62340458>"real serious happenings">lists a bunch of nothing burgers
>$elfIs this our redemtion arc, sisters?
>>62340473mu, tsm, goog, ftec, nigvidia, dram, baka. i wanted soxl but i timed the bottom and missed again.
>>62340267I'm glad I didn't freak the fuck out and panic sell my DRAM. I still regret not selling close to 70 and buying the dip because that would have been easy money.
>>62340401why would anyone under the age of 70 do that?
>>62340477scratch that,I made $250 today!!!!!
Are the space stocks expected to dump even harder with the SCPX or to go up? Yes Im a baggie if you are wondering and I dont know if I should just cut my losses
LEDDITORS!!!ITS HABBENING!!!
>>62340464i bought long after that thinking it has ranged long enough while everything else as gone up, so it is due. but it is just bleeding.
>>62340473VTCurrently investing heavy into lifting 225 Over Head Press to keep up with gymflation.
>Oil dumping to new 3 month lowsYeah. I'm thinking its TACO Tuesday.
Should i put another 5k in intel?
>>62340220Oil is a good hedge but it's rangebound and you're too near the upper bound for it to work at the moment.
>>62340499New>>62340499New New>>62340499NewNewNew>>62340499NewNewNewNew>>62340499
>>62340497We've been at the same level two weeks prior, will need to dump more.
FUCK why didn't i pick up that nbis yesterday. I was going to do it... I'm cucking myself beyond belief.
>>62340498I was buying Intel hand over fist at $100 friday
>>62340498you might as well wait for the daily chart to make another higher high at 119, rn its downtrend on the daily
>>62340496Fuck off back to /bant/
WOLFbros i don't like this... Still -250 on it, I fucking hate it, but wont sell.
>>62340518I'm just visiting retard.
>>62340485Should have invested in startups and rebounds recently. I sold a bunch of stuff in January and February. Then bough a bunch of stuff. Much of that in March. Seriously there are some pre-dumped stocks out of cycle with the rest of the stock market or things in other sectors of the economy that is starting to get good. That is what I did. And I avoided investing in AI slop directly.
>>62340511Cruel
KWAB>that sudden drop after rehash and slop fatigue
>>62340714Wtf my dad works at Nintendo
>>62340315orange juice bros wagmi
O chads keep winning
Finally bottomed out thank god
