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The most disappointed that I have ever been was not losing thousands of dollars in just these past few days but watching dog dick anon capitulate and admit defeat in the span of just one thread.
A reminderthe crowd is short AI
>print infinite amounts of money and pomp when morale is highest on the first drum beat>dump it when the last leg is in and people are exhaustedexcellent move elitesjust like sun tzu advised.
> futures
>>62348580
>>62348567Nobody knows who I am in the other thread
Should I try to get allocated some SPCX shares? How much of $100K cash would you invest?
>>62348592Everyone knows who I am(Red dick dog)
Longing death and ruin
>>62348590looks like a zerohedge chart
Reminder that AI is the biggest revolution since electricity. Bears are going to BTFO, like always.https://youtube.com/shorts/dH4gxobvr9I
>>62348580>>62348562The way I see it the majority of people haven't actually done any work with the big models, they got everyone hooked and rebuilding their workflows around them when token cost was basically a flat subscription model. They have now shifted to a price per token model after software companies already fired everyone and are now dependent, which seems pretty fucking bullish
>>62348597the second ring of insiders will get all the shares at a fair price you'll get to buy their bags and hope theres more idiots. im pro SpaceX this is just reality. the system is rigged against the people
Forever war here we come.The stock market losses are whatever. The gad riots and supply chain collapse are now my concern.
>>62348606So should I be holding onto my AI stocks and ETFs in hopes that they go up again eventually? Preferably sometime before retirement in 30+ years?
I trust David
>>62348628thanks
>>62348553the zoomer pipeline is>got rugged by draftkings>got rugged by bernie sanders>got rugged by shitcoins>got rugged by nfts>got rugged by pokemon cards>got rugged by shitcoins again>got rugged by polymarket/kalshinow they are here to get rugged in equities blowing up leveraged retard accounts
>>62348607The problem with that is the ceiling is what they were paying people before AI as they can just stop buying tokens. They can literally just go back to not using AI.
>>62348606>shorts
>>62348606that's nice, does it make money?
>Trump tells FOX he will bomb the shit out of Iran tomorrow night if they don't sign the deallol
what do cash chads do in such a market? too poor to buy meaningful assets and stocks are too expensive. i am unironically priced out
>>62348632How do I cope with all of that rugging?
>>62348635bulls think price elasticity of demand for labor is the same as yellow cabs with uber lol
>>62348646they mightaswell just put out a cardboard cutout of the ayatollah holding up the abraham accords and giving a thumbs up so the market can take oil futures negative again
I lied. The market is really stressing me out.
buy the dip next week. im tempted to buy a switch 2 before price increase.
>>62348606Railroad revolution.
>>62348635In most cases sticking with lower headcount and paying the token cost can be made to work financially when compared to the massive comp packages they were paying, management will obviously go with the cheaper of the two every time
>>62348606I just had a flashback to the 1990s... I was young as shit and I remember adults were passing around this dancing baby in emails and showing off how cool computers were or whatever... its 2026 and now you are showing a cute baby to show how cool computers are...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_baby>The "Dancing Baby", also called "Baby Cha-Cha" or "the Oogachacka Baby", is an internet meme of a 3D-rendered animation of a baby performing a cha-cha type dance. It quickly became a media phenomenon in the United States and one of the first viral videos in 1996.[1]we are literally back to square one of the retarded computer hype cycle
>>62348659Unlike railroads, people need ai and it will stick around.
>>62348642It increases productivity and filters retards like you
>>62348663the cute baby that is ai is capable of unheard of levels of cyber espionage thobeit. the powers that be will give up ai along with their world powers
>>62348670nice nice. does it make money?
>>62348660The goal isn't be made to work financially, it's to profit. If revenue and earnings are down more than what AI saves from having to rely on AI, it goes.
>>62348672it was called Ask Jeeves in the 1990s instead of (((AI)))
>>62348606i'm an AI bull. i fully trust the market to keep pumping the AI stocks irrationally. line WILL go up and i'll make my best attempt at trying to prune my holdings here and there for cash, but i am fully aware that this shit will collapse overnight with no recourse for people like me. AI is fake and gay, but i can't deny that the line is going up and is projected to keep going up at least in the medium term. the first real test of AI bubble will be gayseX IPO. if the market continues to bubble, then the next tests will come in the form of OpenAI and Anthro Pics.
>>62348673>What is productivity?
How do I know when to sell and not get too greedy waiting?
>>62348680No m8. It was called Google and it shitstomped all others.
>>62348675"Made to work financially" implies profit goals are met
>>62348684It doesn't increase productivity, all it increases is slop outputWhere is the money
These are some BARGAIN prices on SOXL right now!We're all buying the dip!
>>62348663Good observation. I am old enough to remember that meme well and boomers sending it over to each other over and over in email chains. Really niddles the noogle
>>62348684hey genius: we know. everybody knows. revolutionary, disinflationary productivity boom. great. question: money?
>>62348687look pal.. its not about who is best its about who is the most Jewish or capitulates the most the glowniggers.Google is the option now because they are just a NSA front to steal data from people.Myspace vanished and was replaced by Zuckerbergs "can I copy your homework" shit for the same reason.
>>62348694Investors already in a 2030 profitability timeline. You're spouting misinformation like you're fed through a 10 year time gapped proxy
>>62348699Just look at all the computer parts they’re buying. It’s profitable okay
>>62348600Fake.
>>62348696gee ollie, how come the market lets you have FIVE brown goddesses??? tagline should be changed to >"good hoes cheap"
>>62348702lmfao
>>62348700People chose Google search in the 90s because it worked better. You probably bitterly hunted through directories for search results and installed a search box in your browser rather than search from the address bar. You are the asshat of technology, ai is the throbbing green dildo.
>>62348696ollie's poster is top tier. up there with opening bell anon
>ai needs le consumer to be profitableno it doesn't. there's this thing called the government that takes like 30% of gdp and spends it on what it wants. there are entire sectors of the stock market that only serve the government as a customer. how many missiles get sold to consumers or businesses? 0. they all get sold to the government but nobody is making memeposts about "LOL the tomahawk missile is unaffordable to the average wagie, they'll never make it XD"
What happens if we crash and it takes 10 years to get back to break even?
Buy my bags
>>62348716Your answer for AI profitability is for it to be a govt contractor?
>>62348718It would unironically not be that unusual in the history of modern equity markets
I have lost so much money in the past month I don't know what I'm gonna do. If my stocks don't go back up I'm gonna ropemaxx. Every day I'm at the edge of my seat waiting for the price to go back up but it only goes further down. People like me shouldn't be allowed to touch a mouse or keyboard, they should hire a helper to do it for me to prevent me from making catastrophic decisions. I gained so much previous to this that I got addicted and now I'm down so far I don't know what to do other than stare at my screen every day. Being a bagholder is the ultimate suffering.
>>62348683that's a much more reasonable position than the last threadi do think we could easily have another year of this crapor it could pop by christmasit will only take one really bad week for everyone to publish>see ai bubble pop!!!and then it becomes true
>>62348718you can always sell.
>>62348724>>62348607
>>62348715Slopposters are worthless
You can still get out right
>>62348716>destroy the currency to make stonk gongothat's probably where we're headed, yeah. but the narrative does need the private sector to adopt it and pay the AI labs and clouds to provide. but the economically viable offerings are just gonna end up largely open sourced and there'll be a compute glut so lmao.
>>623487022030 is only 4 years away. It took uber like a decade+ to turn a profit, and that required FAR less up front investment than AI for a much more direct to consumer product
I'm really stressed out bros. I sold a lot of green stocks. But I went harder on some calls then I realized. Idk where all my money is. For sndk and mu will probably start pumping again next week and I'm going to fucking cry. What do I deploy my cash in now? Maybe I should just focus on my legal practice because I'm gonna be stuck doing that shit forever.
>>62348730People are far from dependent on the dogshit code and dogshit apps and other such outputs AI provides If anyone is actually dependent on it at this point, they were mediocre to begin with and deserve to be replaced.
I was literally going to do this. I guess it just wasn't meant to be.>>62348590This shows may 7th doesn't it?>>62348580/smg/ is part of the crowd.
>>62348732nigger posters are the bottom feeders
>>62348716this is unironically the only bull case worth a crapif AI can penetrate defense budgets to do unspeakable horrors beyond human comprehension it might break even
>>62348726Fuck man I'm stressed because I didn't make enough money but I only lost gains. I can't imagine this feel.
>>62348741You massively underestimate how much fat can be trimmed this way
>>62348716true that justifies a majority of the top 20 most valuable companies' valuationsnvidia can sell millions of gpus to the government!
>>62348726my government is gonna soon cut my neet bucks because i made too much on stocks. winnign isnt only good.
Just saw PLTRs price, I bought a shit ton at $10 a couple years ago, and thought I won big by selling it at $24
>>62348753I dunno boss. I work in software and nobody’s been replaced yet.
>>62348727i am almost tempted to just drop my positions and put all of my money in the hands of a wealth management firm, hopefully one with enough connections. when this shit pops, institutional investors are the only ones with the manpower to mitigate the damages while retail gets their throats cut wide open. and let's not forget, they're often the ones with insider information. the rest of us get jack and shit.
>>62348660I think the natural order of things is for upstarts that make it possible to run good but perhaps a little shittier models in house that are good enough. Look at the “cloud”. AWS and Azure got so expensive that it’s making more fanciacial sense to run your own racks and datacenters in house. The amount of money that would jump on this makes it too juicy for the market to work on
>>62348714I was always on the cutting edge back when it was cool and new and we thought it was going to be something. Me and my dad built home computers and we would get excited as fuck when the new more powerful cards would come out and we could upgrade. I grew up gaming competitively and played shit like counterstrike at a semi pro level and starcraft etc. the possibility seemed real that tech was going somewhereits 2026 the most played games in the world are still shit like counterstrike and GTA that have been out for fucking decades. no one makes anything new. no one makes anything better. new movies suck, new games suck, new books suck. there have been zero significant advances or meaningful improvements for decades. everything is fake and gay and they just slap some new branding on some old bullshit and resell it to schmucks. third worlders shitting in the street in India are using the same smartphones as Americans and the only thing more efficient is access to pornography and the hot new thing is to give all of your money to a snake oil salesman that said in 2016 that he was sending a mission to Mars by 2022
>>62348664>>62348659what you should ask is at what point is shit actually overvalued.For companies like google, their cloud and AI departments are the most profitable for the company. OpenAI sucks but they're a pure AI play and have billions in profit there.Hardware buildouts like semis and dram are supposed to be cyclical. Semis have been going up for 4 years relentlessly now, dram for about a year. At what point does supply exceed demand? But more importantly at what point does their growth in profits become outstripped by their marketcap and become dramatically overvalued?Ask yourself- if SK Hynix collapses 90% tomorrow, is that just a recession for South Korea or a real depression?
>>62348762SpaceX has evolved to stay on the cutting edge. They sell data center access to Google for billions. They've positioned themselves to be at the heart of the most lucrative industries possible.
>>62348766>lucrative literally makes zero money man
This is what the AI we’ve invested billions into thinks
>>62348764>getting ass raped with skm because dumb gooks Crash their entire economy and let them all starve.
>>62348766ok grok, tell me why they're renting out compute capacity when their AI is supposedly on the cutting edge. shouldn't they need that compute for themselves?
>>62348759over the past week or so we have been seeing a migration from tech into other areas and it's always the giants which make these defensive moves firstit's not a sudden switch: they are either moving in or out of a sector and it swung to out last week
>>62348768Yes data centers make no money they give it to Google for free. Nobody invests in space stocks they are worthless. AI has no future and isn't being currently used by every powerful company on planet earth. I'm also going to give my wife's boyfriend all my money cause I'm a nice guy. You're a nice guy. We're all a nice guy.
>>62348768the manhattan project never turned a profit either
>>62348764>For companies like google, their cloud and AI departments are the most profitable for the company.where are you getting the assertion that google's AI department is one of the company's most profitable? Where is that money coming from? If it is from selling compute or a related service to another AI outfit, kys
Yeah, war is bad and all but did you consider:TRIPS ANDTHEMARKETRIPS
I'm canceling my spacex buy request fuck this gay shit
>>62348778get SMOKED kiddo
>>62348773they are literally handing out surveys to goyim in Amazon wearhouses and getting them to bubble that "AI helps them in their job"its a fucking ponzi scheme dude just like everything else its all a fucking scam
>>62348778Oof
>>62348769we fell like 4% lmfao
>>62348783we get it you lost all your money on crypto and nft and now want to project your misfortune on the non doomer cuck inhabiting population
>>62348778Yikes
>>62348775it wasn't publicly floated on trillions of dollars either
>>62348758Healthcare/mission critical?
I'm losing a lot of money
>>62348778Nice try
>>62348786I'm doing fine breh I'm just not buying Elon's bags that's all.. sorry... I'm just not gonna buy em
Someone pls buy puts so we save the market
and just look at musks track record. the consumer never liked and doesn't want tesla, but somehow he keeps getting investor capital diverted to him to do what policymakers want. at some point you have to open your eyes and see what is happening, the consumer dollar does not matter anymore, even the stock market is a tool of more powerful forces.
8% of commits to Linux kernel were written by AI this weekA new all time record high
Payments pirate checking in
>>62348791No just some gay SaaS company. I use Claude at work but it’s not replacing anyone yet. They might be able to weed out some retards with it eventually but I wouldn’t expect full human replacement with this wave of the tech.
>>62348739MNST & chill
>>62348797The market has already recoveredWe did it
>>62348702>Investors already in a 2030 profitability timeline.
>>62348797I did sweaty :3I have made about FIVE dollars.
>>62348796Rockets, xAI/Grok, endless amounts of compute/giga data center and in all likelihood buying Tesla all in one. This is a "bagholder" where do I sign up?
>>62348800the only good thing that might come out of AI is deporting a bunch of Indians. I guess if you think about it that way a few trillion is a small price to pay
>>62348799if not for Elon Muskwe'd have $5000 Chinese EVscan't have anything that would let poor people get ahead. nope. you have to buy luxury EVs if you want to save on gas.
>>62348806100% chance a rocket explodes on launch before 2027
>>62348806IOTW ai is printing already in the stock market even though investors have known ai won't be profitable for several more years aka this fud was priced in a decade ago and you seem to have just now got what we already know and are making bank on
This red dick has gone limp
>>62348811ya bingo. now you're starting to get it. the stakes are a lot higher than giving the customer what they want.
Holy fuck there is some extreme shoeshine boy COPE in this thread. KEKLMAO
>>62348809jej
>>62348802Well if you have performance targets they will prob start getting tighter
>>62348809I know anyone that says "compute" has never seen a vagina IRL.>OMFG DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH COMPUTE THAT COMPANY HAS OMG THE COMPUTE IS SO BIGLY THEY CAN MAKE DOG COINS WAY FASTER THAN ANYONE ELSE
>>62348776>immediately starts bear crying
>>62348778Rip
>>62348811Yes, the entire EV market would be sucked into cheap Chinese cars if it weren’t for the pogroms. Everyone knows it
Do you guys think Micron earnings report on June 24th will be good or bad?
Let's log into my account and check if I'm still a $1m person>Total Net Worth: $998,644.74it's over...
>>62348823yes compute that literally google pays SpaceX billions for
>>62348822They already been getting tighter since 2022 though. Been through big waves of layoffs and they’re just sniping the worst performers on an individual basis at this point.
>>62348823>>62348831oh fuck I'm gonna compuuuuute
>>62348823Never seen a vagina? Nigga this is a stock thread on 4chan kek. No shit.
>>62348830Kek brokie>>62348829Incredible, beyond our wildest dreams. It will selloff regardless.
>>62348810My company built out an Indian office after COVID and AI is making it look like the dumbest investment ever. If there's any human that AI can replace its low level Indians.
>>62348807Get a load of this smiggy humble-bragging about his gains.
>>62348831this robot? $1 trillion dollar startup btw
>>62348823>>62348837almost all smgers regularly get hookers it's a stock trade thing
>>62348841sweaty, we call them low value human capital not "indians"
>>62348799look at any bubble and you'll find the government egging it on. they always still pop for some reason, often deflationary but sometimes otherwise. oh yeah it's because they always misallocate capital, that's fucking weird huh.>>62348819take your fucking finger off the buy SPCX button and shove it up your ass it'll get you alot farther ahead
>>62348826Why don't you want to answer my questions anon?
>>62348831That's literally me with my red dick
>>62348847Oh and not to mention they send the dumbest shit imaginable to Claude. So its a double waste of money because you're paying an Indian a salary to send stupid ass prompts to Anthropic all day kek
SPCX will be the last rip before the bubble. musk is going to dump on baggies and buy his company back for pennies.
>>62348818just to play devil's advocate, this whole staglation and>back to back recessionsby volker didnt really affect stocks one bit
>guy who shorted the market with max leverage just starts coping and seethingyeah that's what I expected.
>>62348846>TFW My hooker accepts klarna>TFW paying for a nut over 4 convenient instalmentsI love the future bros. If I want a fuck it gets delivered to my door. If I want food it gets delivered to my door. If I want drugs it gets delivered to my door. If I want gains I just have to click a few buttons.Fuark life is just oh so peachy sickcunts :3
Iz we getting a skinny deal soon?
Did they announce a Deal or why ist everything going Up now
>>62348855nigger
>>62348799the government can totally float>nvidia>microsoft>tesla>broadcom>micron>amd>oracle>intel>etc etcthe consumer economy doesn't matter at all!and the government is utterly irrational too it would totally fund all of these if it is a bubble which pops because umm ai and uhh ai
>>62348848look at any bubble and you'll find 99% of people that made anything from them made them off the upside and not the downside, and people that sat it out didn't change their circumstances at all.
>>62348799something like 20% of all cyber trucks that exist were "sold" to SpaceX and then he claims it as a tax deduction.he makes Jews look modest with how fucking sleezy this dude is. basically the tipping point for me was when he went on Joe Rogan and said he was a professional Path of Exile and Quake player. Maybe I'm not an expert on all the details of electric vehicles or running billion dollar companies or space or whatever faggotry he pretends like he is innovating but I'll tell you without a doubt that man is full of shit up to his eyeballs and will sit there straight faced talking out of his fucking ass telling the most fantastical fucking lies.. trusting this dude with your money is so weird
>>62348855I'd go even further and say it's bullishan inflationary wave can wash out a lot of the bad debt in the system...probably wishful thinking on my partI can't be the only one bearish on paper but positioned for a continued bull run but I'm too scared to go cash if inflation blows up
>>62348580put/calls don't reflect that
>>62348861The US is actively bombing Iran as we speak.
>>62348864Orange nigger can be talked into financing anything if it's told to him by business leaders that he wishes he was or isreal
>>62348836>le funneh churn out data me me by le ebin 4chinz man
>>62348873orange nigger is gone in two years
>>62348872Bullish Apparently
Took PTO Friday to goon for 7 hours and ensure I track the minute by minute SPCX
>>62348764Oh we're clearly here. Neural networks have been with us since 1960s. Tons of bullshit companies have been flooding the market throughout the past few years selling you autocomplete extension aka ChatGPT / Claude / etc just like it was with websites during the dotcom bubble.
>>62348869i let cathie wood manage my musk investments. i doubted and scoffed the whole way up, if i hadn't i wouldn't be here, i'd be in monaco. and i don't like him to this day for more reasons than that. but he gets money and he does what tptb want. betting against his "business" skills has been pretty foolish and unprofitable.
>>62348869ehh he definitely plays these games I caught his livestreams on twitch
Why are Americans such evil cunts? Is it genetic?
>>62348869>said he was a professional Path of Exile and Quake player.this arc was the funniest shithe outed himself as a patent narcissist and charlatan as well as a midwiti mean ffs poe is not rocket science how hard is it to know how your class works and equip the better gear
>>62348861>>62348860These quads saved the day :DKEK OIL BAGGOTS
>>62348879I guess it has better chances of opening the straight than orange man begging them to make a deal.
>>62348855ok, i spoke too soon. this is 1967-1983. an almost 20 year crab
>>62348887I give upI have failed you smiggers;_;
>>62348885It's called being powerful
>>62348861dead cat bounce
>>62348891yeah I was just zooming in on the chart and I almost had a heart attack lolimagine a 10 year crabhow many decades the average smigger lives and 20 of those probably no investing because boomer parents were retarded with money
>>62348883he literally had a Chinese dude on payroll farming path of exile for him and he would live stream a bit showing his "sick gamer skills" where he didn't know things like how to use a mana potion and showed that his inventory tabs were named shit like "use these maps Elon"
>>62348881i wouldn't be so confidentthe clown car carries momentum well and institutions are more resilient than they used to bei would prefer a violent crash but i can see months and months of draw downs and crabbing
>>62348872Wait they started invadin by Land?What
>>62348892Its okay GRRR anon. I still think you're alright. I sold all my meme positions, including GRRR calls on Monday on the bounce. It just felt like the script had changed in the market. But I wish you the best.
>>62348891
>>62348897huh no I saw him sitting there playing Diablo 4 last time he streamed he played just fine
>>62348882>i let cathie wood manage my musk investments.that's like a double negativeyou just discovered le infinite money hax
>>62348895Will it go Back Higher in friday cuz of spacex?I want to short but i want the dead Cat bounce to be way higher
>>62348899No nothing by land yetjust more airstrikes at the moment.Warhawks have been floating the idea of putting boots on the ground to remove the uranium by force though.
Which nuclear stonk should I sink some money into? Linear no threshold finally got thrown out and everyone's looking for power outside natgas
Also the jews from CBOE said we should have SpaceX options as soon as Tuesday next week.
>>62348908Wtf my local News Channels Said by LandLying bastards
DAVID SOXL THE WHITE MALE WILL BE BIG DICKIN BACK OVER 200 TOMORROW AS TRUMP KEEPS BIG WHITE DICKIN ON IRAN CHEK EM
>>62348905i'll abide musk slander, but not cathie slander. she is an angel with a pure heart that just wants to help.
>>62348909None. They will never let nuclear succeed in the real world
>>62348885>americanswe are run by Jews and yes Jews are predisposed genetically to schizophreniaeven Google AI says Jews are crazy and genetically evil
did we get popped?
>>62348900You're one smart smigger, maybe the smartest.I went in a little bigly on MU at $900 and RDDT at $170 just before close last Friday, happy to hold these a couple years to see what the smig happens. I have also accumulated even more GRRR, nearly £200,000 worth teehee :3What are your non-meme postitions?
>>62348915she has a wikifeet page so she must be doing something right
Is it true that June tends to be a weak month for market growth? Is there any particular reason for this?
It's not rocket scienceFAG7 are not going anywhere even with a healthy correction
is there a leveraged version of DRAM? or do i have to frankstein it by getting koru and 2x of mu, sndk and so on?
>>62348909>redditnatky>safeccj>baseddnn>alternativeuuuu
>>62348925nope
>>62348925>Is there any particular reason for this?people take money out to go on vacation with family since kids are out of school
>>62348927>no MSFTuhh jeet bros???
>>62348925Summer in general can be low liquidity as law dictates that hedgefund portfolio managers & traders have to take several weeks off to ensure that there is no fraud taking place which would fall apart/be discovered if not constantly managed/hidden. So a lot of the big calls aren't made during these months as everyone is on holibobs. They selled in May and went away (for a bit).
>>62348743You literally just gotta be retarded, and we must be in a bull market. I wasn't paying attention to stocks for years until around may 10th. I did "research" for a few hours and felt the vibes were good, and just yolod literally everything I had into MU and MRVL and almost doubled my money in 3 weeks. Sold last week.People much smarter than me likely performed way worse.
>>62348925the narrative this year I've seen is that goyim are running out of tax refund money already so its time to start rugging because they cant slurp anymore
>>62348923Mainly VOO. I boomer max about 90% of my portfolio with passive investing and gamble with around 10% max at any given time. I settled for a loss on my meme calls because Monday was super weak, and it seemed like the big boys flipped the script on the hike narrative. I still think we could see 8000 on SPX by the end of the year, but I'm not going to hold calls while I wait for the market to start going up again.
>>62348927going to be fun figuring out what to do with these when the demand for cumpute doesn't materializeif they get built, of course
mumusisters i need some COPIUM PLEASEEEE
>>62348938and the data doesn't support it. June historically isn't a down month. there's only two months on the year that are historically down and neither are June
>>62348904elon is that you?
>>62348941but they have so much compute... the most compute ever so much compute. cant they just make more dog coins and porn images with all that compute power?
Just send the troops down. Burn it all down. Trump should fucking proud of himself. Worst part is knowing how much fucking richer him and his family are getting right now while we're all getting dicked down and goo'd up and gaped out
>>62348948>if you don't join in making of fun of someone with retarded misinfo I'm trying to profit off of, you're them!can't stand this meme and memes in general. memes are the intellectual version of cancer.
I'm really sad I sold my mu and sndk but I needed the gains.What's next?
SOXL KEKS
>>62348949Them all getting turning into giant crypto mining outfits is the kind of retardation we deserve
>>62348955baggies getting one last chance to abandon ship
>>62348953literally google "elon poe"diablo is not poe i guess he learned how to not humiliate himself ro the extreme
>>62348936definitely bro
>>62348953are you fucking insane? you think you're intelligent? you're just blatantly fucking lying about elon's gaming arc, you fucking idiot. If you're not lying then you're just a fool that knows nothing about it.
fuck, looks like SOXL is breaking upwards, guess I lost the coin toss selling at close today
I pray for one big exit pump just to have bobo get his balls crushed by a hydraulic press
>>62348954MU pumping after hours
Had I just been watching the markets I could've exited close to breakeven earlier today. But nooooo I didn't. I hate myself! Right there was the exit I was looking for but nope, exit was barely even active and by the time I checked it was gone. I could've taken a bigger loss and then the window of opportunity would've been wider but nope. I really hate when it happens like that where the very opportunity I am looking for is just barely there which I believe has happened to me in the past. I'm so pissed, I could have exited but by market close I was down even further. I'll probably be 5 figures away from breakeven tomorrow. I hate myself! Had I just watched the market the entire 6 hours and 30 minutes it is open, then I'd have exited my positions in the nick of time and could've just stopped watching. I really, really hate how much I have to babysit my portfolio/stocks just to either sell where I want or buy where I want. It's not always enough to set limit orders because sometimes the situation may entail a different choice. At least I'm not all in. But this really sucks!
>>62348962I'm not lying about actually watching him play video games as opposed to repeating thing I did not see
>>62348940Slow and steady wins the race to FIRE and I wish you all the best my smegro. But that type of investing doesn't get my dick hard and I already have too much money for one lifetime so I will keep gambling 100% of my port.I hate to say it but your sentiment is giving me bottom signals, exactly as Nikkei & Kospi seem to have double bottomed and bouncing and US futes looking a lil green.I think we all survived the great crash of June 26, lets hope and pray to Vishnu that we get as lucky in the great crash of September 26.
I'm loading up on calls, the market is just being silly atm, AI is a revolutionary technology that's going to change the world, biggest thing since the industrial revolution
had to redeem one of my frozen pizza investments to keep my mental health from absolutely collapsingdigiorno 4 cheese
>>62348968stocks don't go up or down in a straight line lil bro
>>62348979MU literally up 5%
>>62348979they do if you zoom out enough
>>62348476 >Permabulls dumb >Making hand over fist money. Its a good post, you got the hammer right on the nail. >but earnings growth earnings have grown and valuations reflect that in anticipating that growth into perpetuity The issue is it keeps going up. They keep being right, and you kerp saying 2 more weeks. When it crashes it will 100% be this but litterally who knows when or even if. I hot an econ degree snd everything's in cycles but I hsve never seen sn earnings growth cycle paper. I believe we are in new territory as its never gone up this hard this long before. Demands gone up and fallen, valuations have gone up and fallen, but specifically earnings growth in a pattern outside the economy?
>>62348956>its the year 2047>the air is thick with smog>the remaining population subsists on rations of canned beans>extra cans of beans go for 50 trillion dog coins>the government gave up on nuclear power because the Iranian/Russian alliance and ecoluddites had executed a string of terrorist attacks causing several chernobyl style meltdowns>need for power is endless and dictator for life robotrump and his cabinet of people only named David have voted to renew coal mining and coal power>all of the power is funneled into a quadrillion dollars of data centers that contain 97% of the worlds clean water and its all used to create more dog coins
>>62348983Do after hours trading even matter compared to actual market hours?
>>62348983Its not
>>62348985Now let's see the free cash flow
>>62348894Get out of here Neitzchie, stop posting and go find a horse to cryover.
Jesus christ why is memory pumping. I could have had more gains. I gotta not regret not taking profit but fuck man
Hey, here's something fun I found from a few years ago. I made some picks (but didn't really execute on them) back then and you can see how well they've performed since.The average of all my picks had an alpha of about 0.50 - half the gains the SPY would've had. Even my best pick, CMRX, was acquired last year and had 340% return since 2022, but an alpha of only 4.1.If you were a bit of a memester and bought SOXL or NVDA and held it for 4 years, you made absolute fucking bank. Even a 6x from 2022 to peak, crypto and metals lagged behind those picks entirely
>>62348971every single day for 6 months global chat in path of exile was people saying Elon musk was a fucking retard. every single day all fucking day. he doesn't play or talk about the game anymorethe dude beclowned himself heavily. he has exposed himself as a charlatan in many different arenas where he made a baffoon of himself with his performative autism around people that actually knew that he was talking out of his ass
kospi red
>>62348970If you can't baby the market you shouldn't be investing in a manner where intraday price changes can fuck you over this much tbqhfam
>>62348990You talking Nvidia or the SP500?
Memory bros... I'm sorry I abandoned you. Go on without me.
>>62348985How about the price/earnings chart for OpenAI? Anthropic? SpaceX?
>>62349001Kospi green in fifteen
>>62349000k but he plays video games as a hobby
Im really scraping the shit off the shoe here
Saw this at work today and chuckled.
>>62349011fuck the haters dawg ride the tiny xag rebounds to the promise land
>>62349000being good at video games gets you less attention than lying about being good at video games though, and it's far easier and takes a fraction of the time
>>62349016That's not good. Report back when you are gm.
>>62349016You really think a trillionaire would do that?Just go on the internet and lie?I mean a gorillionaire, sure I could see that.But a trillionaire, really smigga?
>>62348999Ive been talking to a lot of buddies who've all made it. They are all on the boghlehead train. They just look at all the time and effort to perform worse than the market.I get their sentiment but think it needs leverage, but I am starting to think going 1/3 voo, 1/3 SSO, going 1/3 tqqq is the answer.
>>62348975I almost wrote a capstone paper on how communities like this board, the bitcoin scene and wallstreetbets are more of a profession of one's political ideology than anything else when you take out the obvious gambling aspect. Iran was firing so many shaheds at the gulf the other day one of them slammed into an apache in the airspace above the hormuz. Whole time trump was acting like nothing happened just to keep the market solvent. And still, there are people (few now, but they were the majority even a year ago) in these communities who will gladly throw their entire port away if it means not compromising their values. You fucking formed an identity based around a transhumanist fantasy that was never going to happen in the first place. That fantasy was created to sell graphics cards after blender and video games stopped demanding higher specs from them. You had so little going on in your personality this fantasy became an obsession and now you actually think we're gonna make parity with a sentient biological organism by stacking NVIDIA products on top each other in a closet. You shouldn't have tied it to your gambling addiction. Probably a software engineer
they shoulda never gave smiggas money
>>62349019i haven't played in over a decade. i beat #1 gm on several occasions though, and i did it all with a trackball.
>>62349008I have to stop using this picture. It showcases everything we were talking about earnings growth in the SP500 but every time I post it it sets off the anti AI fudsters.
>>62349030People like you try and cry, but you cannot stop progress
>>62349033Meh I play on my MacBook with a track pad and no hot keys. Carrier death ball.
>>62348970>playing the market to break evenlmao
>>62349032I posted this on /v/ after some fag was crying about Yuffie, 1 month ban...
>>62349030>CENTCOM has announced its recent operation in Iran is over>Futes green againSeethe brokie
I havent opened my portfolio since Thursday of last week. Not opening it until next Monday.
>>62348928Buy triple the amount of DRAM you were gonna normally buy. You are now triple leveraged!
>>62349037based game enjoyer. it's not worth it to break a sweat on starcraft, believe me.
>>62349035Maybe in the future just remove the Nvidia label. Unless that is important to the point you are trying to make with that graphic?
>>62349000This was eye opening for meHe tried to play it off as a joke in the end but it's clear how dedicated he was to the lie at firstBro is not satisfied being richest man in the world
>>62349040Iran is in the process of retaliation which will require subsequent response
>>62349026>>62349030It's very easy to get caught up in the narratives and make poor decisions. Sure, you can grab SPY and gold and bonds, but if the markets never crash, you'll just shit upwards and miss out on taking a calculated aggressive play.In this case, what mattered was "what do tech companies need to grow aggressively" and it was chipsets (for AI hype). I leaned a little too hard into commodities this year (had great returns but didn't take profits as much as I should have) and got shitfaced on option leaps (lost like $4k buying near commodity top). I was the anon who posted a 10% return over 6 years a few weeks ago (and now 0%).Anyways, if nothing else, underperforming the market is expected and I didn't shit my account down to catastrophic levels like I know some anons or /wsb/ has, so I live to fight another day
>>62349030pizza boxes are the future
i'm down $6k since friday gaysex ipo selloff better make up for the losses or i will personally insult
>>62349041Uhm, based?
>>62349047Iran doesn't have the balls to target energy infrastructure in the gulf, the only thing that would derail the market, Trump is about to bailout OpenAI and Anthropic and OpenAI are going to IPO later this year which will raise the capital they need for their RPOs
>>623490309/10 Chang, excellently done. Top tier stagnation post.
Futures are going parabolic
>>62349039kek i made that one too. I started asking Gemini to make a bunch of them in different artistic styles so I could post them and not interfere with the real Jeffy poster.
>>62349044I miss having a group of bros to team game with tho. Played a lot in law school.
>>62349053They're launching attacks against us bases
>>62349045Not at all, just the relation between earnings and valuation in the total market. Why 22 PEs and a record shiller PE make sence.
>>62349055USA just won the warRight in time for the World Cup!
>>62349059Yes, which is meaningless to the market, are you retarded?
>>62348988What kinda shit platform are you on were you can't trade after hours? Even on fidelity you can.
>>62349064It will not be when the news hits and trump is forced to respond again
>>62349057yah. i had more fun playing team games with a stoner friend of mine or 1v1'ing my brother than i ever did on the ladder. those are good memories. wish they would make warcraft 4, i would probably start to play again if they did (ticker msft)
>BREAKING: Cracker Barrel stock surges nearly 30% after announcing plans to deploy artificial intelligence for critical business operations.
>>62349046yeah he did the sociopath never admit defeat double down and try to make a joke out of it retarded shit that is exactly the same as trumps goto move when he gets caught talking out of his ass>I like inflation
>>62349071It's already hitting the news and futes are MOONING, market doesn't care about dead mutts
>>62349056Im an oldfag, never in a million years after the shit I saw on /b in 2007 did I imagine getting a month ban for supporting pedophilia purely for posting a picture of an old man when referencing Yuffie from FF7. Future is fucking gay.
>>62349076Why though
>>62349079Should be drawing from social security soon huh granddad
potential head and shoulders on the kospi
>>62349078It has not hit yet all Iran did was close the strait. If they don't attack back they capitulated.
>>62349030you are on to something. its the blandest most basic absolutely boring npc fucker that makes shit like NASA/spaceX/funkpops/reddit/super hero movies/Pokemon cards corponpcretardfaggotmax personality
>>62349082Im here forever friend and so are you. The question is will you make it like me.
I don’t know about backrooms but what’d be really scary to me is blackrooms
>>62349081
>>62349053Iran targeted energy infrastructure in the gulf in late march. I don't really know where this "the balls" stuff is coming from. They don't really have to actually do anything except refuse to come to the table. As long as they do that insurers will not permit shipping companies to transit the strait. The only answer is a ground invasion now. If it went through flawlessly in a few weeks or months it could shore up the global economy. If that doesn't happen all of that nonsense you're talking about with the bailouts will literally just cause stagflation. I don't know why everyone just chooses to view third world shitholes full of brownies as western societies that have governments beholden to their people or really anyone except themselves. There is no pressure being exerted upon the IRGC unless you physically go in and kill them yourself. Countries like cuba and venezuela have been under this level of sanctions and more for decades upon decades. The men born when these sanction regimes started are now dead or in retirement homes. All that matters to the iranian, venezuelan or cuban dictatorships is not looking weak. They will gladly let a third of their population starve and die in the streets, like mao and stalin did, before they ever admit they are weak. You're fucking delusional.
>>62349084Iran has already publicly stated they're preparing to retaliate, as I said unless energy infrastructure is destroyed then the market doesn't care if Iran kills thousands of Americans and damages American bases in the region, you're mixing your own political bias with money, that's why you're a brokie
>>62349079Get 3 day'd for complaining about moderation policies, retard
>>62349095This, but it kill Trump in midterms so now we have this gay dance until Nov.
>>62349085For me, it was my cousin, who was a software engineer and got a bunch of money in his mid 20's. Before that, he always really struggled with making friends, getting pussy, acting normal around others etc. Even with the money his girlfriend and friends in tech were all total nerd virgin pokeman card types, like you said. The transhumanist stuff gave him something in current events initially when AI showed out. It was like a little kid eating at the adults table for the first time in thanksgiving. I think it gives software engineers and tech salesman type dorks a feeling of relevancy, that such trite nonsense is so prominent now.
>>62349095good postthey have zero reasons to come to the table, which makes trump's pleading for a deal and promising one is right around the corner that much more absurd and pathetic.
S&P futurnari is erect check your charts fuccbois if you had plans to dump, tomorrow might be the final chance if you wanted to hold, then today was the slurping window
>>62349087Im only worth 250k. Its already over.
>>62349103This is a dead cat bounce and you can't convince me otherwise.One green day is not enough to erase the like 8% I lost the last 3 days.
>>62349089If you're not careful and you goon to the wrong BBC videos, you'll end up in The Blackedrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of black cum, the madness of being alone in the dark, the endless background noise of rap music, and approximately 6 million square miles of randomly segmented gooncaves to be trapped in.Science save you if you hear a black BVLL wandering around nearby, because he sure as hell has heard you.
>>62349099its this very particular nitch of weird faggot... they need a name... the type of person that watches the new york daily show to get clued in on what the current "educated" opinion is safe to repeat at social gatherings about the current topic that is important.they glob on to random weird things to obsess over.. for years it was "longevity" and shilling that weird guy that eats lots of pills as hekkin science. the group of weirdo npc faggots are all in the spaceX shit now for some reason... probably watching hundreds of episodes of big bang theory and some weird subliminal Jewish brainwashing encoded into it
>>62349097>t. Retired jannie
>>62349096When Iran retaliates we will strike back. This is a fake out pump
>>62349097Fuck jannies in their rotting neovag.
>>62349095>>62349053Anyone missing the elephant in the room, Iran so far in the past two days has basically had every single drone / missile fired at the gulf and us bases be intercepted and the volume of missiles and drones is very low i think we may have overestimated how much of their launchers and stock pile they have actually recovered
>>623491046 digit hell. Though I like both Mungers and Cuban idea about once you hit 100k you are dangerous.
>>62348985
>>62349111They have already retaliated you fuck. Pay attention.Its glowver
>>62349109they're a diamond dozen I wouldn't bother
>>62349111As I have told you repeatedly UNLESS ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE IS DESTROYED IT'S WHOLLY IRRELEVANT TO THE MARKET THAT IRANIANS AND AMERICANS DIE AND BASES ARE DESTROYED AND CIVILIAN INFRASTRUCTURE IS DESTROYED
>>62349118After centcom announced their attack have completed, Iran has not yet responded after which they said they will each time if they don't they capitulated and we can claim victory
>>62349026You can go into VGT and VOO or VTI instead of leverageVGT actually outperforms SSO lolwithout any leverageTech is 90% of the time, doing great. with the tech selloff now is a great time to jump into tech.what's not to love?
>>62349115Unfortunately a large amount of that 250 is in retirement accounts because while investing in a 401k is very easy, i didnt take stocks seriously until 2022.
>>62349121sounds more like your bags are on the line for some event you need to happen you delusional faggot
>>62349123I dont think its quite time to begin the VGT slurp. Its still pretty extended even with the recent pullback. 10% of the fund being Microshit sucks as well.
>>62349121Energy infrastructure is damaged and destroyed every day the strait remains closed and refineries are unable to export excess capacity the second those wells have to shut down it can take months to restart them as the ecosystem within the tanks takes a long time to restore
>>62349109Yeah, i dunno. To me it is just nerds who are not that smart. If you are a nerd you have to be smart. Nerds are into boring shit. The world's "smartest man" with the highest IQ ever wrote 8 dictionary-length books about traffic laws in new york during the turn of the century. None of this AI or software engineering shit is boring. It is fun. When something is more fun than it is boring, it probably won't make you money in the long run because fundamentals are boring. Good to gamble on though. Problem is, most of the people that gamble on it and aren't into economics or got into daytrading through tech are the nerds that aren't smart and are into it because they believe in a transhumanist fantasy popularized by video games, movies, TV and other "fun" shit that isn't substantive in real life. Everyone loved black mirror. Everyone loved star trek. 99% of the bullshit in those shows is literally impossible to create in real life due to limitations that can't be solved with tinier microchips
>>62349129IGM thensame performancenot as top heavyonly downside is slightly higher fee
Can someone explain why futures are green right now
>>62349121This is what I like to call Green denial.Some of you fuckers are genuinely going through the stages of grief and it shows.
>>62349133because the amount of buying exceeds the amount of selling
>>62349129I'd just DCA. If you are waiting for a bigger correction you might end up missing the bottom entirely.
>>62349123Thats wild, never would have guessed that but if you go to 2006 its true. Thanks for posting this.My question to you than is why not tech leverage?
>>62349126>My stocks are up many multiplesKeep being sidelined during the greatest bull run in history you dumb faggot, thrre's a reason why the market doesn't give a fuck about the war in Sudan, Burma, Mali, etc, because it's irrelevant, Iran only matters due to the risk to energy infrastructure that supports the global economy, the markets couldn't give a fuck about Iran and the US bombing each other otherwise, FUTES ARE BRIGHT GREEN WHILE YOU'RE STILL POOR
>>62349129vgt is 50% Nvidia/apple/Microsoft might as well just buy fucking MAGS or whatever
is a economics degree kind of useless for investing??? i just started my university degree and the idea that markets are efficient seems a bit silly
i saw this coming. Oracle decided to commit financial seppuku and have been capex'ing their coffers to the negative since last year. i knew they'd pull the same shit again and expect investors to just nod along. god they're so fucking incompetent.
NEW THREAD >>62348565
>>62349142do you like education? do you want to work for the government?economics degrees are the physics of the social sciences exiting on paper but average career is meh
>>62349140I'm already up this month and waiting to deploy. idgaf what the futures are doing
>>62349114It doesn't matter how much is intercepted. Are you seriously that autistic that you think a fucking rustbucket cargo ship owned by a greek criminal, crewed by indonesians and polish people who might under other conditions be considered in a state of slavery or indentured servitude, whose whole purpose of existing and floating around in the waves all day is to make that greek gangster money... they are just going to say fuck it! Throw their sketchy insurance rates to the wind and sail through what is a warzone (AND WILL REMAIN A "WARZONE," WHETHER ANYTHING IS INTERCEPTED OR NOT, UNTIL EVERY INCH OF THE MOUNTAINOUS IRANIAN COAST IS VACANT OF A SINGLE $3000 DRONE) just to save the global economy, out of the goody good goodness and patriotism of... a GREEK FUCKING CRIMINAL, HIS POLISH MERCENARIES AND THEIR INDONESIAN SLAVES... ON A FUCKING FLOATING PIECE OF RUST FLAGGED IN LIBERIA
>>62349131listening to some midwit ramble about blackholes or quantum computers or space data centers is fucking rage inducing.that fucking kid earlier that said they were pricing in profitability by 2030 makes me want to fucking curb stomp himits some combination of not being that smart but also never really getting punished (yet) for how fucking retarded they are
>>62349142You will have to get a masters degree and then work for the goverment either local or federal but none of them are hiring now because elon musk got rid of all those jobs. Realistically if you want to enter that career field you should be praying for democrats to sweep 2028. It would probably lead to you getting a job when you graduate. Lmfao
>>62349148no project freedom is guiding them through covertly it's safer than no war at all our navy is elite whereas Iran is poopoo
>>62349131This is exactly how I feel about politics. Real government is traffic laws, not tranny laws.Disagree on everything else. I dont know how you can see Claude beat Pokémon, AI solve 2 unsolved math problems, and Crispr cure sickle cell disease and think its the same old. Especially as we are just getting started.
>>62349154If that project freedom thing is even real the only ships taking them up on the offer are either related to israel like that MSC boat or part of the US merchant marine. Not enough tankers in the merchant marine to change the global economy. That ship sailed (HAHA!) after all the liberty ships built for WWII started rusting out and getting scrapped and shit in the 70's and other countries took over shipbuilding like south korea, china or germany
>>62349142Finance might be the better degree but I went economics and dont regret it at all. 3rd best degree for LSAT scores, just teaches you to think logically.
>>62349016>master>ezmode amove race
Lol
>>62349156Nigga attached his fucking transhumanist fantasy about a cube god in space to his bait reply. I say this with the energy of everyone who has to be around software engineer freaks like you in the breakroom because the only places hiring clerk daycare jobs was tech for the last 5 years... kill yourself today
>>62348909Just invest in utilities with currently operational reactors.
>>62349156in 2001 as a high schooler I ran a JavaScript bot that played Diablo 2 all day while I was at school and cherrypicked items that I resold for IRL money online. I had it tuned to a nearly 100% success rate where it could run for 12+ hours straight with zero failed runs.You are impressed that one of the most valuable companies in the world with trillions of dollars at their disposable was able to code something that can beat Pokemon in 2026
>>62349077>no wars>gave up on socializing shit and compromised with newt fagrich>balanced the budget>left with 5T debt and 0 deficitI hate to admit it, but Bill Clinton was probably the best president since Reagan.
>>62349182>33 years of age and getting denied a simple bank loanwew lad foids aren't gonna make it
>>62349184Kek, Elon broke you. Now your both insufferable, but hes rich.
>dump on hot CPI today>dump on hot PPI tommorow so will it pump or giga dump on BagX day?
>>62349139ROM is goodbut the volatility is going to be rough even at 2x. Tech is volatile without leverage as is.if you go ROM diversify out of tech with the rest of your portfoliothat means avoid QQQ or leveraged variants with tech concentrationbut tech leads almost every year. There as only like 2 years in the last 20 years that tech didn't lead in performance.If you're feeling like you want to take on risk>60% VFMF>40% ROMI was considering SPXT, but you'd be concentrated as fuck in the mega caps with that.
>>62349188I use to do this with RuneScape.
>>62349230>>62349139Or instead of VFMF, FNDBnotice these two funds greatly underweight tech and are broad market with diversified holdings.
>>62349156stop reading at meta verse
>>62349039GoodGet fucked jeweils supporter
