MNSTgods stay winning edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62347144
I feel like super micro has a company ending scandal twice every year
orcl dump, part 2 - right as earnings call announced capital investment raise
yes I am full cash since 2023no I still am not buyingthis is start of the bear cycle
> futures
sneed
>ORCLwell well well. looks like my June 12 175p might have life after all
>>62347919
>>62347908>burgers right nowhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781126601309950.webm
>>62347929What are you targeting?My plan was to blow my load at -30%, but with gold and bitcoin im just wondering if I should spread it out to -40%. Buying 25% LETFs every 10%.
>>62347934I regret buying a couple weeks ago
Memory bulls taking gains to finance black hookers. Don’t believe me? Follow Korean retail forums.
>>62347924You can take the Chink out of China but you can't take China out of the Chink.
>>62347943SP500 hits around 6600 and I wouldn't mind buying 50%
Why are we in the red?
>>62347940Watched that film on zoomers. Visually it wasn't anything good but audio and scenes like that were unreal.
What would be the funniest thing to happen friday?>start of 2 year nonsense europhoric bullrun>great shitcession>markets continue to crab and ignore all news >other
Loaded up on rare earth stocks. This is absolutely the bottom for real this time, it's all upside from now on.
>>623479561
Can't believe I woke up early just to lose money
>>62347956but it'll be 3
>>62347960Surely this time UUUU won't shit the bed
>>62347956Trump slams his penis in the car door.
>>62347945I’ll probably regret these lottery ticket puts as well. Cheers to better trades in the future.
>>62347956West Coast 9/11 this weekend or possibly Monday.
>USO>USO>USOImagine investing in something called artificial aaaaaahhhahahahahaa
>>62347956I want a bullrun so I can make money and laugh at Burry
>>62347953Yea, Im thinking 15% is a good but real case scenario. Very doubtful it hits -30% but shits so fucking weird right now. You brought me back to my original plan, good talk.
>>62347934Hope it holds up by market open. I was gonna buy but I already got raped by my 0dte options today
I held on to the two crude micros through the secret hormuz mission pullback. Moving my sells even higher and looking to add. _ _ _ _ $ O N T H E G R O U N D___$ONTHEGROUND
>>62347956>markets continue to crab and ignore all news It has been decided!
>>62347967I very much hope so. Bought UUUU on 7th May. Still holding. I just know it will hit 30 one of these days. I can't believe my waifu stock left me down so much.
I just smoked a fat bowl on the porch and thinking about how fucking gay the stock market is and then I deposited $5000 I'm going to use to buy more tranny tech shit like META and MSFT tomorrow
>>62347956A CUSIP collision results in 15% of SpaceX going to the public as normal, but the remaining 85% of the company goes to holders of BBBYQ baggies who immediately dumo the stock and cause the first great great depression.
>>62347943Dunno. The worst hasn’t actually hit yet. I’d wait. But miners are looking very tasty. I’ve kept cash in reserve. The energy shock is still a few weeks away. I think my entry for metals will be about 3800 gold. Silver will do why it does. Given the credit and bond bubbles have yet to erupt. And the printing hasn’t even started yet. And will have to be truly epic. I’m beginning to wonder. Just how big this crisis will get. And how badly the world currencies are about to be devalued. I’m utterly unbothered by my 30% - 40% losses on commodities and metals since November. It’s only about 20% knock overall to the stack after 4 very good years anyway. My spider senses are tingling that come the winter. Commodities may absolutely explode in a generational way.
Reports of explosions all over Iran. Welcome to the new dip
new to this. thoughts on QQQ?
>>62347988I bought uranium stocks in 2012 and held them for half a decade. I wish you better luck that the -30% I got.
>>62347995Seems like that's an everyday occurrence
>>62347979people are too euphoricall the top companies are sales people, they do not have the product that they sell it takes a long time for the reality to set to the people, the markets lag because it is bought by the peopleif retail dumped together while intuitions dumped, we would already be at proper levelsretail buys when they see 10%-15% red day thinking it will be up the next day lolLLM companies are selling their midwit product which can't understand what is correct or wrong, it just regurgitates informationSpace companies are promising tech they will have during 2040 as if they have it already it is not the fault of the companies, the problem is the people that buy into hype because they can't tell apart truth from fake promises
>U.S. strikes on Iran began: U.S. official tells Axios
So err... the war's back on again?
>>62347992Nobody cares you poorfag phone posting twink. Go back to bant and vaxx post about QAnon retard.
Folks, we gotta support Donald J. Trump and Israel's war on Iran. Come on y'all, let's join the military!
>>62347924they 100% use investors money for strippers and cocaine every weekend. probably a really cool place to work at
>>62347988I'll probably get put into another position soon lmaoBut I believe man, we're gonna make it to 30 this fall
i'm the ORCL anon from yesterday... I don't feel so good, but I'm also thinking of buying more shares... surely ORCL is too big to fail
They’re going to postpone the SpaceX IPO
>>62347956an absolutely horizontal line for a decade would be the most demoralizing for both sides
>>62348008Fuck yes I'm about to get some decent earnings I can use to slurp this upcoming dip with.
>>62348018fuggg :(((>ids... not habbening?
invest in soxs
>>62348008So... BATL to $100?
Say goodbye to to the rest of the gulfs oil and gas infrastructure I guess.
>>62347975that image called the exact bottom before a 24 month bull run within 3 days
>>62348018If you like the stock and you want to own the company then getting it cheaper is even better. If it's just a trade then you have to know when to cut your losses and move on to the next thing.
>>62347975Iran gets nuked from the face of the earth 9/12
>>62347999Great start. I think it will come off but if your new to this thats good. Just DCA in feel the pain and learn none of it matters in the end. That way you can move on to more advanced stuff after learning the basics and finally master the markets and go all in on SOXL with margin at ATH.>>62347994Buddy, I warn you the bond markets will drive you mad. Makes less than zero sence to me, who is seriously buying the 30 year. Bond vigilantes should have bern causing a ruckus a long time ago. The issue is Ive heard people talk about this for 17 years and be completely wrong. So its the giant monster in the room that we both know is there but I also know you are better off ignoring it. Why do you think bitcoin, gold and silver are getting hit so hard?
>>62348008Need this but Iran
>>62347999Can you even invest in QQQ from Australia?
>>62348039You mean 6/12
>>62348051Kek
>>62348053possibly true. terror will be met with extermination that makes Nazi Germany seem like a child's playpen.
>>62348051It's ꝹꝹꝹ in Australia
OH I'M A MIGGER, I'M A MIGGER, I'M A MIGGER, I'M A MIGGER, I'M A MIGGER, I'M A MIGGER, I'M A MIGGER, I'M A MIGGERDUMP ON ME DADDY RUG ME DADDY I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEK
>>62348059How the fuck did you do that Brucie?
>>62348041My outlook isn’t tomorrow or next month. And you are correct. Nobody is biying the 30 year. Hence the reason all the debt roll over is now being pushed toward the near end of the curve which they have control over (for now). I’m looking at the macro. Anything that’s not a hard asset it equity is radio active for me now. You know the polycrisis is hook us. And they only have one tool. PRINT. You can lick your own hard assets on where to be when it begins. Bonds are now weapons. So all prior patterns are mute.
https://xcancel.com/Rory_Johnston/status/2064732342233501931
>>62347975
>>62348053how autistic would you have to be to look her in the eyes and be like "yeah I'm giving her millions of dollars she seems trustworthy"
>>62348060Please try to contain your mental illness.
>>62348062Ayo this nigga don't know about insular Ds
>mfw manipulating paper oil prices doesn't have any effect on PPI
>>62348071he cant... hes a migger
>>62348065i.e. basically no change, except that a somewhat larger fraction of ships turn off AIS while going through the strait, for reasons we don't know
>>62348059
>sold puts for SMCI at $35 on Monday>crashed to $29 because of the announcementHow long am I going to baghold this?
Folks, inflation is our friend and ally. We could probably use even a little more of it.
>>62348074USA is guiding ships through the strait as we speak there's no real shortage of oil. the paper prices are being manipulated higher than the actual price which should be $70-$80.
>>62348078they're going to skyrocket at some point no clue when I'd guess 1 month
>>62348079its not gonna poll well glownigger. better walk back the "I like inflation" shit or boomers are gonna start questioning their golden god for once
>>62347937wow, i just checked ADBE - this is eminently slurpable.earnings tomorrow, any gambles?
>>62348084i chuckledbut just a lil
>>62348089adbe is dogshit. LEN is the only good ticker tomorrow on that chart
>>62348084Jesus suffered on the cross. We all can suffer a little inflation and a Bear Market.
>>62348084>stocks go up and to the r..smg
>>62348080Gobbler tier take. Did you earn a 100k today too?
>>62348078>$7Billion offering>To fund $50Billion ordersThey should be ok but they are very prone to fraud, maybe Trump takes a stake. Speaking of, wasn't he supposed to bailout all the AI companies this week?
>>62348095>stocks go down and to the r....sell>next. stocks go up and to the r....buy
>>62348079That’s unfortunate because we have stagflation
>>62347999For me, its qqqm
>>62348097It's not a take it's a widely reported fact you'd know if you didn't have your head buried in schizo tier doomer fud
>>62348065>JPMorgan estimated that clandestine flows amounted to about 2.1 million barrels per day over the final two weeks of May.> Jan Stuart, global energy economist and strategist at investment bank Piper Sandler, estimates that about 2.9 million barrels per day of crude made it out of the Strait of Hormuz in May. That estimate includes about 2.1 million barrels on vessels that appeared to pay tolls to Iranian entities.>The rest is about 900,000 barrels of “ghost” transits, vessels that went through the waterway in the dark with transponders off. https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/09/business/oil-strait-of-hormuz-iran-gas-prices
DIOS MIO LOOK AT OIL COMPUTAH
Being a lawyer is fucking gay. I just want to wag my red dog dick. Stocks need to go up.
>>62348109My gold computer is kicking my nuts
>>62348108>>62348065you faggots arguing about oil and looking at published charts are all wasting your fucking time. you have no clue what's going on but consider that they lifted Russian sanctions recently and it explains why oil prices are dropping regardless of strait closure you fucking brainletsbetting that it will go higher form here is greedy as fuck
I should have fucking just bailed 2 weeks ago and bought myself a house. I'm stuck in hell.
>>62348118a house would never moon 20% in 10 minutes though. it would never satisfy you.
>ORCL miss and raise debt >iran war restarted>KOSPI right at trend line support for entire move up>PPI tomorrow with yields back to highs >SpaceX liquidity drain FridayBring the 50 VIX
>>62348118And you were gloating like a fool and dismissing any warnings were you not? Admit it.
We’re heading to retest the Pam Bondi line
>>62348109fuck, I wasn't fully positioned yet. I was gonna dump another 2k into july calls tomorrow but by the time the market opens they'll have doubled in price already. I guess I can hope for a friday taco.
This is the (((gayest))) war in history
>>62348074It's no mystery why oil prices aren't higher.1. About 5 mpbd of Chinese demand was destroyed (see >>62337006)2. Something like 8 mbpd is being redirected through Saudi Arabian and UAE pipelines3. About 2-3 mpbd is still going through the strait (see >>62348108 and >>62348065)4. Inventory drawdowns are something like 5 mbpd (exact number uncertain). In the US alone, SPR and commercial stock drawdowns were 2.3 mbpd during the week ending May 29. Japan is drawing about 1 mbpd from stocks.
>>62348121is uvxy the play or what ?
>>62348106The straits were never closed lads. Call Mr Stockmarketington. Tell him to make line to up now
>>62347919This community taught me it’s okay to be a cuck. At first I was ashamed with myself and thought I was a failure of a man, but even then, it’s okay. I’ve realized that this entire thing is akin to sexual orientation and the only way to really be happy with it is to accept who I am through and through. My inexperience, ED, and performance anxiety all came crashing at once when I met my current gf who was a huge slut before we met and works in healthcare as a nurse (essentially a perfect storm). It’s all but confirmed she’s cheated but I’m honestly okay with it now (please don’t judge in the comments, I’m happy with my situation).As stated above, at first I was ashamed but now I’ve fully embraced this cuck mentality and no longer feel any guilt for not living up to masculinity and embracing the emasculation. Currently my gf is talking about her slut past with me and telling me about the men who come onto her at work while making changes to appearance. She also won’t let me go down on her anymore which a lot of people on here have told me it’s because someone else filled her up. As with other orientations, I hope cuckolding becomes more and more socially accepted.
>>62348117pool's closed
>>62348131that would still be australia v emu war
>I'M GOING DEEPER UNDERGROUND>THERE'S TOO MUCH PANIC IN THIS TOWN>I'M GOING DEEPER UNDERGROUND>THERE'S TOO MUCH PANIC IN THIS TOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUAC03YMlA
>>62348131>>62348141rainbow farm was the gayest. it was literally feds vs gays
>>62348117Lifting Russian oil sanctions don't mean more Russian oil gets to market. It just means the US avoids the embarrassment of India ignoring US sanctions in order to quickly cover the sudden void left by the strait closure.
>>62348146"stays down" = below what threshold?i think it could get back to 200 quite easily. id give it a 50% chance.
>>62348146About 99%. It was up to 250 a few days ago. Drops like that are usually blow off tops indicating enormous downside to follow.
>>62348131Just embrace it and wait to buy the meltup with the inevitable historic ceasefire
>>62348148it definitely gives incentive to Russia to produce more if they can sell more to fund their war. I would assume global production has increased from somewhere and/or Iran is finding ways to ship it out of the country by other means
>>62348153How can Netanyahu accept a ceasefire before the Israeli elections in late October?
>futures
The war doesn't faze the investors anymore, they're ok with anything now.
>>62348155It doesn't have to be an actual real ceasefire dummy. Just a beautiful historic ceasefire.
why did the post-market start coming alive right at 6pm est?
>>62348157so why line dont go up, smigger??
>>62348136I have 50 contracts of VIX 26 strike 7/1 expiry that were accumulated when VIX was 15-17
>>62348162That’s when futures reopen
>>62348155At the rate things are going, Iran is going to say they'll hit Israel with 50 missiles if Americans touch Cuba. They already put Lebanon under their protection and say they'll hit Israel if Israel hits Lebanon.
>>62348157The reality hasn't hit yet. If this doesn't lead to immediate negotiations and instead escalates, we keep going down until things reach a head which could take days. We'll have the weekend to cool off.
I can’t breathe
>>62348154Russia was already pumping. They don't have vast stand-by pumping capacity that they can suddenly spin up on a few days' notice.All the sanctions lifting meant was that the US avoided an awkward situation, as India snapped up Russian cargoes that otherwise would have gone to China, because India was desperate enough to buy that Russian oil regardless of US sanctions.
>>62348167lucky you those could print
KEK Non-oil baggies
>>62348159Israeli voters won't accept that
>>62348178based
What thr FUCK is this bullshit??? Are you fucking kidding me... just rip my red dick off and be done with it. I bought voo Monday. With money I might actually need to buy a house now. I guess I'll just lose everything i made this year.
>>62348178oil barrons rise up
>>62348030I had my mouse on the buy button at $5.80 but didn't press it and now it's $6.80 after hours. I'm just a frightened little man.
>12minutes ago>Al Jazeera>US bombs Irans water facilitiesQQQ down another half a % and dumping in after hours
>>62348189>With money I might actually needYou fall asleep in investing 101 class or what?
boy was i wrong about golb und silbur
>>62348189Dip buyer. He gloated. He didn’t Listen. Now desolation. Karmic desolation
>>62348189>crashstinky
>>62348192Start trading options so you can desensitize yourself to losses. Once you do that buying SOXS as a hedge will look tame and conservative in comparison.
>>62348126I was so close to market selling my mu today at 900. I should habe done it. What fuck it in cashing in my 35k gains tomorrow.
>>62348201So are you selling?
>>62348192I sold pre-open yesterday for $5.30 and rebought 7 dollars at the picotop later that day.I do not regret it and I am choosing to Diamond hands it for the next few months. The current prices are literally chump change.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTOP TRADING FFS
>>62348206Take the loss. Get to cash.
AI is not profitableAI data centers are not productiveyou bought the top during a midterm yearyou deserve what's coming to you...
Thread theme https://youtu.be/3Z2LhwMprLQ?is=S0x2cLJY22MJb2vn
Where are you all ?All you dip buyers?All you oil doesn’t matter baggies?Where are you. Once so loud. What great force has silenced you all?
>>62348213most of this dip is caused by SpaceX (xAI) tho..
>>62348213Anyone else noticed that free messages limits on the models have dried up this week so as to become unusable almost? Bar Deepseek?
I don't care how grim things are currently looking. Can you bros just tell me that things are going to be alright? I don't have anyone else to turn to.:(
>>62348215buying SpaceX ipo and waiting for the real dip whilst simultaneously being 100% cash and still bragging and gloating even more actually since doomers are trying to piggyback a telegraphed dump onto their all time retard tier doomer thesis lmao @ your life
>>62348218No. The magnitude is far bigger than the potential valuation. It can’t be that. Not possible
bears are retards and total mindslaves of the absolute worst financial criminals but they are having their day. shouldn't last too long though.
>>62348212Its profit
Fucking jews and fucking muslims, and their fucking stupid religion, the world would be better without them hell.
>>62348228the Iran war and inflation compound the SpaceX dip which causes retail baggots to sell more than normal
I just realized that Russia has nuclear weapons, why don't Americans seize them before they can be used? India also has 12 nuclear weapons, how about preventing them from using them? India must not have a nuclear weapon, why not invade them to take them?
>>62348223It’s only money man. You have your health. I’m not joking. As you get older you will see. >>62348227It’s not SpaceX. Dope. This selloff is multiples and growing of SpaceX supposed valuation. Use your head.
>>62348189>freaking out over like a 3% dip
How will gay bears cope when we go to new ATH next week?
>>62348237because Russia and India aren't delusional radicalized terrorist supporting crazies
>>62348233They shut up and take it.
>>62348223Winning matters not. Its all about maintaining the fighting spirit! As long as you never give up, you will never lose!!HUZZAH!
>>62347919>Hasdic jannies start bullying anons for talking about the war.>Market dumps bigly.Fucking earned Karmic justice.Stop fucking with random anons you noahide nonces.
>>62348239it is 90% SpaceX dip no question not even thinking about it and love that people like you exist to take money from thanks chud
>>62347919Mumu. Let me guess. "These strikes are just a bluff, treaty in 2 more weeks"
>>62348227It's not a space x ipo it's a grok ipo.The rocket company is a tiny portion of that ipo it's actually all grok. >>62348244Russia is the biggest terrorist state, it's about to destroy all of europe with its invasion.India is also massively sponsoring terrorism in Afghanistan.
>>62347948I am still holdingMaybe I should hire a cute guy so I can suck his cock while we watch anime
>>62348184On the 42nd announcement of a deal the deal will be real. Screencap this. Inshallah.
>>62348131I watch 60 something year old boomers talk finance on YouTube pre-market and even they're saying things like "the US is not in the drivers seat of this war".Granted traders have a bias of having to live in reality to not go bankrupt but still it's a big thing for a boomer to admit.
>>62348223I will tell you nothing but the truth. It’ll only get worse and you need to grower thicker skin or else the world will eat you alive. I’m 80% down overall, my GF left me a year ago and destroyed me emotionally, I have no career prospects, and yet I don’t behave like a parasocial parasite and ask for comforting words from losers who don’t matter. Get tough.
>>62348251Russia and India play ball, Iran doesn't. Russia and India want to be part of this world, Iran wants to separate itself from it it's literally that simple.
>>62348222they're enticing the market with all the token based billing so once they release their S-1s they can point to the losses as a nothingburgerthe timing is too on the nose
>>62348248The Spy will hit 8k before any fictional dip.
>>62348257Russia and India don't play ball. India they're selling Russian oil despite sanctions. Russia is invading europe and they won't stop.
>>62348251SpaceX is xAI, data centers and rockets yes and possibly also buying Tesla. it's quite literally the single greatest company ever.
>>62348248poltrannies and video gooners (same thing) should stay on their own boards. they're always trying to turn this thread into their own garbage. they don't even invest in raytheon or goonisoft
>>62348264these things are not central to america my guy
>>62348255>Granted traders have a bias of having to live in reality to not go bankruptTraders don't live in reality like the goyim. Why did it make new all time highs after the airstrikes?
>>62348223in 10 years you will be in profit :)
don't worry guys market will recover giga V on 31st of june for sure
>>62348267Those things are central to america. India and Russia can destroy america if allowed to. Why doesn't trump invade them and take their nukes?
>>62348266If they come from other boards jannies can tell.They got greedy, desecrated the temple known as /smg/ with the blood of innocents, and were divinely punished for it.
>>62348207already done that, it looked good at 4450. it was not good at 4450.
I locked in some profits. I accept that it would have been more 2 weeks ago. I accept i will pay 14k in taxes. I accept that these stocks will go on without me. I feel a weight off. For now....
All the retards have to get shook out before we rallystill some more holding on so we can't rally yetunfortunatelyBut I'm fine with it dumping another 10%, another 20%, another 30%, another 40%, etcin fact, I'd love it so I can leverage back up againbecause I like to make money, and 10% doesn't do it for me when the whole year is new ATHs
>>62347976For me it’s NRGU
>>62348295Ok retard.
>>62348288Buy the dip at 4k
ORCL bobos eating good after all
>>62348295I love you Yuipostinganon
>>62348288So you sold physical? Or paper? (GLD SLV) or miners?
>>62348295This is the entire reason trump invaded Iran.10% annual returns like the past century didn't do it for him and he realized Presidents are allowed to insider trade, so he caused a dump so he could leverage back up. That's entire reason he did the tariffs and iran, create blood in the streets to buy.
>>62348315Ehhhm but we were already going to hit 15% by EOY on the pace we were going
>>62348315Invasion? When did that happen?Meanwhile. Something is going down at sea in the strait.
>>62348118>bought a house.Would have also lost you money.
>>62348324how much more over can it be
My gold juniors will succeed. They will. Most of their value comes from de-risking assets anyway. People understand that right. Retail and investors understand that right?
volume still above average but not insanely high like past two big red days
20 days are left to sell if you don't you'll kill yoursel
>>62348332My silver minors WILL succeed. Because if they don't my life will REALLY suck.
>>62348332Remember when this shit started and everyone went into the gold "safe haven" those were the days, people need to remember that
So it turns out that the strait of Hormuz never really mattered and losing 15% of global oil supply makes no difference to oil supply.
the wicks are so long on the 1h chart they look like squids lollast this happened was the last dumpyou know what this means, right? there's a big fight going on priceI think we're getting close to bottom
>people with peniseswhat did chatgpt mean by this?
>>62348309he should post some different yuis instead of the same one every time
>>62348324I can't really make my mind about why Trump did all this. It seems like the Maduro win got to his head and influenced the most retarded strategy conceivable
LMAO
>>62348352that's the only image I havemy main computer is disabled and I need to fix it
>>62348356Neither can I. Unless they have him fucking kids. And given his poor moral fortitude in that area. Unfortunately it’s possible.
>>62348341What happens then, vague anon?
The Hindu kingdom of GRRR has fallen. Its citizens shall bolster our ranks of laborers.
our boy ed is on a good run first bloomberg now thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mn-TNLwQys
>>62348358I might put $200 in
>>62348359:(I hope you can get the gains to fix it *slips you a B650 motherboard, 32GB of RAM, and a 7900GRE*
>>62348365lol
>>62348349This only applies to natural penises by the way, artificial ones don't do this
>>62348364June ends in 20 days
>>62348375Isn't we getting a 4th of July rally though?
>>62348191>>62348178OIL will rise AGAIN.
>DRAMActual retail price… 55 dollars
>>62348379
>>62348365>>62348370im patiently waiting for XLE to break out of this fucking 4 month long crab
Marandi in Iran. And I don’t want to hear for he millionth time if you agree or disagree. He’s on the Iranian negotiating team. Close to the IRGC. And a useful source to find out what’s actually happening for investment info. Skip the propaganda and listen to the state of the war. https://youtu.be/lxkImb86FFg?is=7K8hIcOvYOP6kIy0
How long is this SpaceX IPO bullshit going to last after it launches this Friday? I want things to go back to how it used to be a month ago...
>>62348358What the fuck's next, I INVESTED IN SPCX t-shirts? Inverse spcx? I don't believe this clown shit, this is either going to be the greatest rugpull and crash in history or a new space industry if they're pushing the crap so hard.
>>62348366you need to stop hating on AIAI is the net evolution of humanityif you hate AI, you hate the future humans.
>>62348349>mfw penised
>>62348391The odds are the IPO will fail desu desu famalam
>>62348392the host does push back you can watch it and make up your own mind
>>62348365I actually bought 3,000 more GRRR shares today sirs!Expect to hear even more from me :3
>>62348392Natural selection yourself
>>62348380I have my doubts
>>623484011Y graph, -22%
/TSM/bros wtf is taiwan doing?
Yea it’s over. This ain’t a “love tap”
>>62348349Chat, is this an appropriate way to address the audience at my corpo meeting “thanks for joining people with penises and people without penises?”It’s also ironic that woke language eventually leads back to the brass tacks
Jesus fucking Christ it’s actually over isn’t it? I’m gonna lose it all. To think mere weeks ago I was laughing at the idea of settling in May. Now who’s the fool? Everyone except the Jews.
>>62348408Check it again in 1Y:3
>>62348390I'd just be very reserved until OPEX day but be rdy to buy the dip
AI just sucked me off. I'm thinking it's over.
ubisoft just closed more studios. this stock is less than the price of a stick of gum
>>6234831715% isn't enough
>>62348410lul Iran can't do shit team america has already moved over 100 million barrels through the strait while Iran has it "closed"
>>62348358only 2x. when are we getting 5x tickers.
>>62348425>america has already moved over 100 million barrels through the straitmay i see them?
>>62348387I'm sick of marandi, they all bring him on their show and it's hard for him to create hype because nobody cares about that war anymore
>>62348418ubisoft more like u bi closed!
>>62348418it literally cant go down more than thisBUY BUY BUY
I’m being forced to deal in the real world and you’re all laughing
Real talk, do you guys think most sectors will recover and/or exceed current peaks at some point before the end of this year? Or will we not revisit such peaks for at least several years?
>>62348274we are in a symbiotic relationship destroying each other serves no purpose. Iran is actively detrimental to planet earth. they are a parasite
>>62348429nah, you can trust us bro
I read stuff from permabears and permabullsPermabulls are definitely the most intelligent.>>62348398I've read plenty of anti AI shit. I know who Ed Zitron is. He's not going to say anything I haven't heard before, so no, I don't need to watch it.The anti AI people are incredibly wrong. The bubble isn't going to pop. The AI bubble, for a bubble, is very tame. Valuations compared to earnings are bear market tier. Prices are actually cheap before this dump even happened, and now they're even cheap. This dump is happening because there's too many retards in the market that think>number high, uh oh no, bad bubble!They're not taking in account earnings, and earnings growth accelerating to never before seen levels. And there's all these retards in the market that think this is the dotcom bubble repeating. If this were the dotcom bubble repeating, Nasdaq would be up 500% from where it is, and earnings would be flat.The crowd, so afraid of a bubble because of dotcom fears, are doing the opposite of a bubble. It's a deflationary bubble, and prices are actually getting cheaper as earnings grow. Stock prices are not keeping up with earnings growth, and it's beginning to grow absurd, but I love it.I imagine, at some point, prices will be at generational lows. Even with Nasdaq 100 at all time highs. If things continue as they have, that's what will happen.
>>62348439nah you should trust Iran they'd never lie and doing so will bring you great prosperity fren
>>62348434it literally can though
>>>62347184still have 44 minutes to go before overnight, it's hanging around $179 currently
>>62348445they will make a big comeback anyday lolassassins creed is one of the biggest franchises trust the process
>>62348429They call trump the billion barrel man.Lookup chinese dwindling demand for oil because they're dumping all their fossil cars and buying their own evs >>62348436I believe we hit another all time high by the end of the year
>>62348443I heard from lego propaganda clip that iran is the gud guys and we're the bad guys
>>62348440Price Chart
>>62348449i would have more expectations from far cryhow hard can it be to make an open world game with respawning niggers and recycled fire technology?how do they compare to other public games companies though
>>62348448GUH
>>62348448you know, quasimodo predicted all this
>>62348452Iran is just defending themselves, which automatically makes them the good guys (like Ukraine and Armenia)
>>62348448If the IPO is postponed or unlisted. They are toast.
>>62348427just buy 2.5x more of the regular stocks you big dummy
>>62348440Learn accounting and realize that the vast majority of earnings are cyclical and fake. The numbers you base your thesis on are built on air and dreams. Production is the ultimate goal of all market economics, but the reality is AI has been producing little of value at extortionately high costs.
>>62348463and israel
>>62348458game companies are bad investments usually cause of slow growthbut when a game studio gets beaten down shitton due to terrible sales, if it has good IP's it is a good investment imovery speculative but literally, how hard can it be to make a decent game that sells a lot when you have good franchises at some point they will make proper games and the stock will moonit will be obvious in hindsight per usual
>>62348440a lot of words to basically say "this time is different"it's a textbook example of overinvestment/hype capex cycle and stocks aren't priced on their current earnings but earnings growthearnings have grown and valuations reflect that in anticipating that growth into perpetuity which is arithmetically tenuous to say the leastthere is simply not enough liquidity in the market to absorb that many rich valuationsI think it's permabulls who are too dumb because they keep anchoring all expectations of a bubble and bubble like symptoms to dotcom crash or GFC which is part of the problem and will cause massive drawdowns once the music stops and valuations compress to reflect economic reality
>I hate the Jews who I think are low key against me, so I will support the terrorists instead who will happily destroy the entire western culture and you for no reason
Kospi, Samsung, SK Hynix predictions for this evening?
>>62348454Look at price is a retard's game. Price doesn't matter without context, and without context price is completely meaningless. At the very least, you have to take price into context with outstanding shares otherwise there is no meaning to it. You wouldn't be able to distinguish between Google at $350 a share, or some random shitty small cap at $500 a share. I've seen posters on here that truly believe price is all that matters.
>>62348469book keeper thinks ai hasnt taken jobs. LOL theyre coming for you next
>>62348478full port ewy imo
>>62348478Was just restarted. You think those companies don’t deal in the real world or what?
>>62348469im sure everyone realized all the numbers are fake when they refused to release the numbers multiple times back in 2025 during government shutdownit doesnt matter that its fake because the market still reacts off of it
This literally the gayest shit ever.Fuck this orange nigger. Fuck war. Fuck the market. Fuck my red dog dick into the dirt.
>>62348481I would love an ai bookkeeper
>>62348494>>62348481If we replace accountants with AI then who are we supposed to fire when audited for fraud?
>>62348481Being able to read the book and see huge expenses and fake revenue is good for one's future, anon.>>62348487It's all just a matter of when the market finally chooses to accept it. Once Pandora's Box opens, it doesn't close and it looks like it's finally been opened.
>>62348482*short I mean..doh
>>62348498the CEO of the audited company for once
>>62348498Accounting is more procedural than programming and I am surprised that it hasn’t gutted accounting yet but muh programmers are over
>>62348475i get it since it's literally down 90% and they are one of the most well known companiesthey have had a real string of shitters thoughhttps://store.ubisoft.com/category-coming-soonblack flag was very popular so the remake will bring back fans - it's pretty much a nailed on successif they follow that up with a good game then there is potentialall this other crap will barely eke out a profit thoughidk when their leadership last changed nor anything going on inside the companyi really do think far cry should be a license to print money i have no idea how they fucked that series up since it's literally a game where you just roam around setting fire to niggersprobably is worth putting a few bets on though
>>62348358I like how musk made his rocket look like a giant black dick. when is the 3x bear ETF gonna launch?
Soon
>>62348476Except it's not. It's a very conservative bubble, and everyone and their mother thinks it's a repeat of dotcom. The crowd is always wrong.The crowd never calls a bubble. If it were actually a bubble, all these people would be losing their minds even worse than Koreans are.Traders/investors are very skittish, looking for any excuse to get out, to not get caught holding before in their mind, the dam breaks. Almost every single one of them things this is a bubble that's about to pop. That's why the market is ridiculously skittish.The fears of a bubble is actually causing an under investment problem. But I think this is a good thing in some ways. Koreans might fuck it up for everybody, though by blowing off their top in euphoria. I'm a super bull. I'm the biggest bull in this thread. I don't see many people at all acting like me except some of the billionaires.
>>62348521projection. everyone and their mother thinks it isn't a bubble and it'll go up forever
>>62348524>everyone and their mother thinks it isn't a bubbleliterally everyone on every social media network (x, reddit, youtube,...) and even IRL is calling it a bubble, especially people who want to buy computers or computer parts (basically everyone)
>>62348498I was thinking about that the other day... like doesnt the fact theyre letting ai drive/fly mean licenses are useless now? Same with having a CPA license
>>62348524lol no they don'tthe crowd thinks it's a bubbleyou can see it in the behaviour of the marketwhy do you think it's dumping right now? because everyone thinks it's not a bubble? lol
>>62348521>Relying on crowd psychology in our K-shaped reality.The only crowds you need to watch are the top 10% of the country and the banks.The 10% are, or least were, bullish.Simple as.
>>62348508Fundamentally, accounting is double checking, and AI cannot double check itself. If you fire the accountant for an AI accountant, you then need a guy to double check the AI's work which needs an accountant. You also cannot leave auditing to an AI for the same reason, if you're finding something fishy, only a real person is allowed to actively decide if something is wrong lest you get AI false accusations. Producing something that is usable just requires something work at the end. Veracity however requires human eyes at some point regardless of how advanced the process.
>>62348521every 20 year old right now is on ketamine and buying 0dte calls with their whole portfolio. you aren't special retard
>>62348529this is how you know space X, anthro open AI IPO is all gonna moon to saturnmonths and months of bubble bobo videos from youtubers and yet we keep hitting ATH
>soxl hit 280+ mother fucking dollarsi bought it at 9 last year aprhow do i make money now that all assets are priced out forever? i have a lot of cash to spend but this market is way too fuckin expensive
>>62348397It wont because they allocated a huge portion to retail traders, but big ETFs will have to add it, but people can't sell at IPO, so basically its just going up.
>>62348539I'm pretty bearish and I still think we get a pump for these faggots to get their IPOs launched before we giga rug
>>62348477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFow6dOMfgQ&t=2054s
>>62348538They're not on the market they are sports betting
>>62348358>without borrowing on marginThe fund manager pays the costs of borrowing out of the goodness of his heart, just like your landlord pays property taxes so you don't have to.
>>62348425cmon /smg/ is supposed to be smarter than this
>everyone is immensely sure the market is IMMINENTLY about to crashI've seen this episode many times and it always goes the same way.
>>62348546>I reply with yt links
>>62348538The crowd is always wrong. Especially the more louder they scream and the more strident they get.The average, heavily opinionated faggots are constantly railing against AI, looking for any excuse they can find to confirm their biases.The people on the other end, the bulls, are not as opinionated yet. Because they haven't lost their minds yet.Eventually, this will probably become a bubble and everyone will lose their minds. That'll be when it's time for me to get out. Until then, I'm all in. The last people to buy the top of a bubble are the bears. When I see the bears becoming bullish, it's on its last legs.But this bubble could pump for years. The dotcom bubble was a 7 year long bullrun without any significant correction. We just had a correction last year lol
>>62348560I have no reason to worry either- last time this crash happened i was flat YTD, now I am 70% YTD. Higher lows
>>62348560>dead cat euphoria alreadylul..
>>62348554> 2x ETF, the other half comes from the fees :)
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New thread >>62348565New >>62348565N >>62348565
>>62348560>about toWakey wakey
>>62348410>iran isn't going to make a dealDid anyone really think they would?I mean, do you really think we would honor a deal that came during them holding our economy hostage?They know that as well as we do.Plus, for whatever reason, we're letting it crash now, which was their goal all along.
>>62348573I'm going to bet america can stay solvent longer than Iran can stay retarded. Really risky, I know but I'm a gambling man
>>62348521do you seriously think nobody in 2000 was calling the bubble out and that is just utterly blindsided everyone?people are more cynical now and everyone can see that ai is garbage whereas going from no computer to a computer was not garbagethere is also simply more consciousness about the issue precisely because of the internet and how well information disseminates nowif enough people believe it then it will come true - contrary to this idea that contradicting the market is always the correct thing to do, the market is made up of people and even institutions are made up of peopleright now things are still riding on the hype of ai promises which have yet to manifest but if trust should fall in this then so will the investment
