Space X's suicide bombing of the S&P 500 and index ETF's edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62354516
kek INTCels
I want to cum inside a woman and make her bear my children.
>>62355287SpaceX isn't being included in the S&P 500 though you stupid cunt
>>62355290Kek it just gets better
>>62355287>Two Japanese companies, Kanto Denka and Central Glass, have formally notified major clients—including Samsung, SK Hynix, and TSMC—that they will permanently cease production of tungsten hexafluoride starting July 1, 2026.Nothing to worry about
>>62355287So what happens when SpaceX is put into the S&P 500 and then goes to zero?
>>62355316The implication of my post was that people would sell stocks to buy space x shares brining index's down you retarded rape victim ie suicide bombing
>>62355321It requires a year of being listed and to have multiple quarters with positive revenue to be added to the S&P 500
kek spcx baggies
Is a Bloomberg digital subscription worth it? I've been tempted to subscribe for weeks but I don't know if I'm just going to get a few opinion articles and newsletter out of it.
>>62355327So you're a retard because they would've done that already, dumb cunt, kill yourself
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62355332you are a retarded faggot whose cortisol is spiking and wrists shaking as you type your pathetic bleat of a reply to me dumb swine and what you said is fucking retarded
>>62355337>People will be selling their shares the day of the IPO and not the days leading up to itYou're a fucking mongoloid, neck yourself
can you faggots kiss and get a room
>>62355340Who said it was just today you retarded pig, quivering in anger on the anniversary of your father giving you your first raping
>>62355340You sell an IPO at ~COP launch day baggie. Where do you think the exit liquidity is going to come from?
>>62355352>The market is going down today(suicide bombing as you put it) because everyone is going to sell today, the day of the IPO to buy SpaceX>No one sold at any period before the IPO for some reason thoughYou're a mongoloid, kill yourself
>>62355354>The implication of my post was that people would sell stocks to buy space x shares brining index's downAnother retard, why interject when you're an illiterate retard that doesn't read what the OP said
>>62355359>>The market is going down today(suicide bombing as you put it) where in the title does it say that sodium poisoned mongrel? of course selling in the past few days was partly related to it but it is titled as such now because it is topical retarded golem
Whats the move my niggers I need to make back $800, set a limit on a spy call at the dip right before TACO tweeted, could have made a crisp $1000 but got $100
>>62355376You said it right here >>62355327For some reason your small brain can't comprehend people selling stocks and positioning themselves in the days leading up to the IPO, because you're clearly a nigger who lacks the ability of forethought
>>62355363You wanted to pass on your factoid in your favorite hugbox that space x wasn't listed on the sap500 and instead the NASDAQ so when you found out that wasn't the meaning of the title you pivoted completely what a shameful raping you have gotten
>>62355385did i specify a date retarded golem? i explained the process not the timeline of said process
>>62355387>My meaning of " suicide bombing of the S&P 500" was actually the S&P 500 was going to crash as everyone sells their stocks on the day of the IPO to buy SpaceX because people were somehow unable to sell in the days leading up to the IPOKill yourself already
>>62355393> sells their stocks on the day of the IPO to buy SpaceXwhere did i say this
Yeah so it turns out that Donald "digital penetration" Trump is a total fucking retard. We're all shocked
I'm a sucker for beaten down stocks like PayPal and Adobe.I refuse to buy hype shit that goes up 400% a year. Hopefully this bubble pops soon so these shit companies go out of business or finally retract to normal valuations.
>>62355405why are you investing in two of the worst companies in their sectors that consumers complain about all the time? You missed out on pretty much everything by not making a simple momentum trade in this latest bull run, anon.
>>62355290with jews you lose
>>62355405please don't look up value trapsell all your winners and add to your losersalways realize gains and sit on cash never ever use margin
>>62355287>In 1982, Atari was the fastest growing company in America>By late 1983, they were one of the fastest declining companies in AmericaAI is the new ET
>>62355413because those are the companies that make money duhI invest in apple and google not because I agree with their anticonsumer practicesyou retarded tranime poster
it would be funny if they nuked TSLA for SPCX
>>62355405the SBC for adobe is a bit much for me even though that is pretty commonplace for Saas
>62355418oh, so you're retarded. cool dude! filtered
>>62355425>>62355418Meant for
>>62355421shoring tesla for space x is a pretty reasonable play
>>62355359there will be a lot of fomoing in
>bought GOOGL at the pico-bottom yesterday ($347.20)It's my proudest moment of the week.
>>62355405Buy the goyslop stocks like Campbell's they are yielding about 10%
should I be dumping my stocks before the IPO lads?
Guys I just bought my very first stock!
>anons buying into the spacesex IPOit will be just like cerebras, but even more violent
>>62355470I JUST LOST 0.03% OF MY ENTIRE CAPITAL
>>62355474Just sell man, just sell.
>>62355460No, but I'm thinking about Magnum, but they are a lot more expensive.
>https://isaiprofitable.com/kek I guess I’m buying more VOO
>>62355474
thoughts on le tungsten FUD?? i'm a bit scared /smg/
>>62355320We can just print molecules through futures contracts, okay?
>>62355491yeah yeah tung tung sahur shortages or whatever
google finance (beta) looks to be shaping up
>>62355474owari da
nasa computer finna do a lil sum
What's the best investment to get dividends paid in pussy?>900K port but no pussynotice I said dividends btw, getting hookers is like realising capital gains. Very lackluster because you stop participating in the market.
Can´t wait to laugh at SPCX baggots.
my Rolls Royce doin a lil sumthin
>>62355533The most obvious rugpull in history
I still think SpaceX will hold, the real rugpull has to ben OpenAI. When does it do its IPO, again?
Bogleheads, your reign is at an endALLAH MUSKBAR
>>62355543OpenAI and Anthropic literally offer the exact same products and are neck to neck. So intelligent investors will prefer the company with government backing. The other will likely be rugpulled
Are you ready?
LAME i cant participate in the IPO...
I only got two SpaceX stocks despite applying for a lot more.
Which bags will get pumped by all the SPCX rug pull liquidity?
>>62355547>>62355550they're really trying to restrict it to hedge fundie fags. It's over.
>>62355550I got one despite applying for 3
Guys im actually scared. 500 bucks is a very big money for an Indonesian like me. Will i lose it all on SpaceX or will i finally have the budget to legally move to Salt Lake City???
>>62355559>salt lake citystay the fuck away from mormons. go to detroit where you belong.
>>62355553Mammaries
>>62355529Lululemon dividend settles in pussy, I think
>>62355565I just wanna live amongst Christians, man... I mean i know Mormons are shitty assess, but it will be 100% better for a Calvinist Protestant like me to live there than Indonesia
You’re all retards. SpaceX will be well over 200 by the end of the day.
>>62355586wow a whole 65 dollars made!
>>62355576Stay out of my country. Firstly for being a despicable Calvinist, secondly for being indelibly brown.>t. Lutheran chad
>>62355576Africa is more Christian.
someone's gonna shoot Elon after this, huh
>>62355592We’re a board of peace
my shorts dropped 25% overnight. Alas
>35% gain predicted for spacexkekwill you guys sell immediately?
>19/100 shares of spcxwell that's lame
what if spacex just crabs for 20 years
So it seems like the bottom of Alibaba was in yesterday. The tungsten hexafluoride headline of today could be a extra bullish signal because China controls most of rare earth market.
>>62355589Im literally quarter German, nigga.
>he thinks it won't 2x
>>62355600>>62355604Does Elon plan for giving dividend?
>>62355550I got 10
what are we going call them?nosexers?
>>62355565imagine calling yourself mormon, who came up with this word? It's like barbar, but stupider. >>62355576lmao you thought it was not because of your skincolour
>U.S.-Iran peace memorandum could be signed on Sunday in GenevaThe 39th peace deal is imminently imminent, just two more days, for realsies this time.>Draft includes ending fighting in Lebanon>Israel not included in the draftThe lying is getting slopier and slopier with each announcement.
>>62355618Holy shit, I wasn’t following the cursor news. SpaceX is gonna moon
>>62355629a rejected peace deal during the weekend could be a perfect excuse for a monday dumpideal for hiding a space x fluke
Man I was only able to get around $1k of spacex shares that’s nothing
>>62355474Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything. It's fucking over.
>>62355576You'd fit in better in Atlanta. Use the Mormon elitist invite to get into the country then immediately move. They just want your cheap labor and for you to convert. They got a whole mafia where they treat non-Mormons like 2nd class citizens. So your welcome will wear off after about 2 years if not sooner. They will only be good for a cheap car loan and a few other things to help you get settled in. DO NOT STAY! People in Atlanta are very religious and normal Protestants. Will have plenty of churches that are your sect everywhere. Plus there are jobs and it isn't a complete shithole like Detroit is. There is however lots of niggers. But the black niggers are not all Mormon niggers running the place with 3rd world levels of corruption with no state level recourse. There are better checks on local systematic abuses of power in Georgia. In Utah all you will be doing is trading off Muslim abuse of power with Mormon abuse of power.
Got 20 shares of spacex, either this will be a waste of money or we’re going to throw moon
>>62355629Iran and even Axios says the terms are the same as the agreement Trump said was "on his desk" and then walked away after receiving criticism from Republican warhawks and pro-Israel Democrats like Corey Booker, Iran gets $24 billion in its frozen assets, Iranian oil receives a 30 day sanction waiver, US and Iran both lift their respective blockades over the course of 30 days, nuclear talks occur once the MoU is signed over a period of 60 days
good move to sell spcx without any penalties was long nasa short rklb and all the other craprequires a lot of cash though
>>62355629The upcoming imminent approaching outlines of a concept for the manifesto of understanding is right around the corner.
So much fun stuff happens on fridayYou bought the dip, right
I currently hold NASA, should I sell and buy SPCX?
>>62355644We're going to Mars brother
>>62355287Should I short Tesla? I'm thinking about it. There's no reason anymore for that shitty company to be so high. It was a proxy for the retards to bet on everything the retard maximus would envision. I think it will be hard to short space x for a while and dangerous but Tesla will be cannibalized
>>62355629Fine by me as long as it makes the markets pump.
>>62355652Go on, buy my newly acquired bags
>spaceX has 4% free floatEAT UP BAGGIES
>>62355491sniff
>>62355657Aren't there some rumors of Tesla and SpaceSeX merger?
>All these smiggers proudly posting that they overpaid for SPCX IPOPrideComesBeforeTheFall.Repent smiggers of smg, lest yee bee smitten righteously. And for the love of kek, buy GRRR
>>62355664it's inevitable and you would want to do the opposite of what that anon says
>>62355667That's what I've been thinking, though I'm not really touching any of Musk's stuff, at least intentionally.
>>62355643damn, america sounds like fun
>>62355672new york is ok
>>62355657reminder that musk is contractually obligated to push tesla to an 8.5 trillion dollar market cap and one would expect him to cheat as hard as possible to make that happen
>>62355657>be you>live in a hollywood set>fake snow all summer>you in september:>There's no reason anymore for that shitty snow.
>>62355665Sorry, I just still believe in MU more.
>>62355665Pocket change desu, if it goes badly I can just flip it into something that makes it back
anything new(s) since the taco yesterday?probably not when nq is going sideways
I think there’s already unreported trillionaires and Elon is just the one they’re reporting on
>>62355677>I just still believe in MU more.
>>62355685people think iran could reject this peace deal
>>62355690Funny image because it nearly doubled from there.
I got allotted a spacex share. What now bros?
>spaceX>doesnt take people to space>does what russians were doing in the 1950s and anyone could do with 1940s ballistics knowledge and 19th century metalworkingyep another fraud from monorail man. Funny how we cant figure out how to upgrade NYC subway technology from 1900 but somehow have AI superfast chips in orbit.
I can't enjoy the recoovery because silver has permanently gaped my asshole.
>>62355690t. Clueless
>>62355694you dont even know what you are holding lmaothats WD not micron retard
>>62355697>Conveniently leaves out Starlink, xAI and CursorDoomer anon
>>62355696now you join us in the bagcuck shed
I'm buying $150,000 worth of Elon Musk's space company today.
>>62355697They've literally taken astronauts to the ISS before you fucking retard monkey. And neither NASA nor the Soviets figured out rocket usability. Dumb fuckwit retard faggot.
wasnt spacex the ones who made a shuttle good enough for nasa to replace boeing?
>>62355697SpaceX is our only reliable way of getting to space you idiot
pool's closed
Hoping for a 10x so I can I'm sell and wait for the options to unlock for a quick flip when Nasdaq inclusion happens.
>>62355704Okay, so what? You wanna post some more unrelated things to insist upon your precious GRRR über alles?
Rockets are great and all, but how about figuring out how to make the human body capable of surviving in outer space without rapidly decaying
>>62355709>>62355712>>62355713first ever pre-ipo top signal
Lord have mercy I better not get assigned 500 shares of PDD at $80 each next week. I've never had to baghold chink shit and I don't want to start now.
>>62355550When do you find out? I have fidelity and it just keeps saying interest confirmed but nothing else
what time does SPCX show up on charts, 9:30am ET? It says it's halted at $135 on Fidelity ATP.>don't have any but it's probably going $200+ easy in the first 30 minutes of trading
>>62355690Yeah if it's gone up that much, it will go up another 2% on open, and then crash. Or not crash. But you can still make profit from the pico-top. It is a proven strategy, anon.
>>62355718*heems you*
>>62355719I have been rolling some 1000 shares of some garbage company for over a year now because I refuse to get assigned nor take a loss.
>>62355717Astronauts just need to lift up there. The literal Romans figured that out long ago
>>62355718Stupid asshole licking wad of fuck paste. I'm drinking Elon's cum as we speak.
Since you guys play wirh Options i wanted to ask you which stike price makes more sense. A lower one or Higher one
>>62355718it is indeed my first ever pre ipo tho
>AI datacenters, BUT IN SPACEI'm sold.
Gavlan pumpGavlan dump
>>62355735What about creating a portal to hell on mars to collect valuable A.I. energy?
>>62355705>guys we got thousands of sputniks blasting RF waves on your heads so you can browse the amazing tiktoknet>we also have another variation of the hallucinating machine learning frankenstein to give you lies on demandawesome thank you musk. Just blow up our IRAs and ports. Atleast ancient guys like buffett just sit on piles of cash and keep the market up instead of straight up blowing up everybodys accounts like musk.
>>62355722>>don't have any but it's probably going $200+ easy in the first 30 minutes of tradingThis means that dogshit would be a 3 trillion dollar company.
Spacex is gonna pump right bros? Like I only got 1 share and I asked for 3.
I like you guys but I think if you're planning to hold spacex you should do yourselves a favor and go read through their S1they want to make most of their money from AI and business software, not space shit, because space is unprofitable and needs obscene amounts of government subsidies
>>62355690You might want to update that image mate, you're nuking your own point.
casual heremy 401k is in vanguard. primarily a mix of the 500 index, growth index, and a target retirement funddo i need to care about this space x shit at all? i don't want to be a bagholder, but generally i'm a passive index investor
SpaceX should be worth more, in fact it should be TEN TRILLYS
>>62355747>needs obscene amounts of government subsidiesso just like everything else elon does?
>>62355747ok? I don't buy stocks because I believe in what they stand for, that's retardedI only care if it increases in value, no matter what they use to do so
>>62355744They only gave us 4% of the available shares to play with. It's going to be a volatility bloodbath. I just hope it pumps 10x before it gigadumps.
>only given 10 out of the 150 shares I requestedGod this shit is so fucking gay and now I'm going to have to risk buying on the open market.
>>62355761>They only gave us 4% of the available shares to play withwhat happens to the other 96%? they go unissued?
is this the big one? has trump executed the Art of the Deal this time?
>>62355768they get dumped on you
Should be able to pop to 200 for a quick flip imo
>>62355772fraid soOil is going to $60 easily, possibly $50
>art of the deal pump>world cup pump>ai meeting pump>fourth of July pumpMAKE IT HAPPEN
>>62355768Elon can't be the first trillionaire without owning most of the shares.
We are pumping so hard spacex is gonna make us all rich! Buy buy buy
>>62355778
ibm is back under 300. a couple weeks ago everyone wanted to buy and trump was pumping it. looks like a good spot to buy, nothing has changed, still the quantum leader.
>>62355779so it will be a mad dash for institutions to scoop up all the available float?
>>62355778POOOOMP IT UP
>>623557851-day RSI is still just over 50. It has a lot more distance to fall.
>SpaceX consolidated 2025 revenue: about $18.7B; net loss for 2025: roughly $4.9B. Surely that's worth over a trillion dollar mcap, I mean why not
>>62355779this scenario is why I suspect it might gigapooomp at open to answer >>62355744that and the market is so diabolically illogical right now that it horseshoes around to making perfect sense.
>>62355779Oh I meant 2 trillion. Hey, a trillion here a trillion there, all the same
Evens, I long SpaceXOdds, I short SpaceX(yes, I'm basically gambling at this point)
>>62355751anyone?
>FIELDS that hire foids like sucking dick and sucking dick but in scrubs are booming>have literally never been hired to jobs I am absolutely qualified for at hospitals such as payroll>jobs men are qualified for like tech are decliningso is my life just going to suck forever while whatever I make in tax gets used to prop up fake jobs for women.
>>62355798>1-day RSI
SMG, To which ETF do you pledge your loyalty?
>>62355751no just ignore it, stick to what you're doing
>>62355643Ill keep that in mind m8. Genuinely thank you for this info. God bless you
>>62355800Fundamentals don't matter chud. Hype only.
i only got allocated 45 elon shares
>>62355377Revenge trading is always the answer keep swining until you make 800k or zero.
ai says since spacex wont be in nasdaq 100 for the next 15 days that nq100 doesnt pump today like crazy if the stock goes up
what is my broker doing with the money they stole from me 4 days ago for the spacesex IPO that they only managed to give me 40% of what I asked for and still haven't returned the funds to me?did they lose it on options or what?
>>62355800SpaceX claimed in their prospectus that their total addressable market could reach $28.5 trillion via AI
>>62355800Normally IPOs trade at 80% of float.Spacex market cap at IPO is like $70 billion. The hedge funds only to market buy a small amount of shares to gigapump it and trigger retail fomo.
>>62355768
>>62355779this shit is such an obvious scam that I'm actually wondering they made a backroom deal that they would dump the price before index funds contractually start buying
Explain to me why data centers in space makes any sense with our current tech
>>62355818hoping that's the move. thanks
>>62355810Is it even possible to short day 1 trading. There are no shorts avail to short right now obviously but does that even kick in the moment it trades, somehow I doubt.
>>62355825I'm guessing it would unlock back into your account when SPCX begins live trading at the very latest
> futures
>>62355836Basically they're just starlink satellites with a GPU instead of communications chips
>>62355830where do the "jumps" come from if not from elon or other insiders selling? goyim like me selling?
>>62355836It’s the offshore wind of data centers Kek
The U.S. informed Ukraine of the threat of Russia launching an Oreshnik IRBM at Ukraine, prompting the Ukrainian Air Force to issue a statement saying that there is a “high probability” of an Oreshnik strike taking place today
>>62355800it is obviously worth 10 trillion
>>62355838There will be a CFD available. If you're gonna gamble might as well go all the way.
You retards are going to market buy this dogshit and pamp it aren´t you?
>>62355836because solar power
>>62355846Did you read the fucking picture chud boy?
>>62355849>le nothingburger wunderwaffe
>Pre-IPO trading in derivatives linked to SpaceX indicates a gain of anything between 30% and 50% for Elon Musk's rocket, satellite and AI company as retail investors flock to the much anticipated listing.>Derivatives offered by online brokerage IG International pointed to a market value of $2.4 trillion Friday morning in Singapore, implying a gain of more than 35% from a price of $135 a share and valuation of $1.77 trillion in the initial public offering.>SpaceX-tied perpetual futures, contracts that don't expire, on crypto venue Hyperliquid were trading around $180, implying a valuation of more than $2.3 trillion. Over $143 million of the instrument traded in the past 24 hours, and it currently has more than $208 million in open interest. In Germany, retail broker Lang & Schwarz quoted SpaceX with a Thursday closing price of $208, implying a 54% gain from the IPO price.>Retail investors have submitted more than $100 billion in orders for the listing, Bloomberg reported on Thursday. The company is expected to allocate at least 20% of the available shares to the cohort, the people said.
>>62355690holy... that looks like an entry position which was made specifically for mestrap int, MUbros, I am placing my order and then it goes to zeroyou have 5 minutes
ELON PLS!
TOTAL BOBO DEATH
>>62355830Based on this chart it might just keep pumping for 50 straight days from retail fomo, index fund inclusion and other shit. I hope options unlock soon so I can buy calls then sell them into puts.
>19% allocated.gay. I hate not having full blocks.
>>62355855Everyone's jumping on the rug and hope to ride it and bail out before the pull.
>>62355858yes but im retarded. i still dont get it. where is the float going to come from if nobody is selling?
>>62355861now they are going to actually nuke them why did you jinx it
COMPLETEBOGLEHEADANNIHILATION
I believe this shit will pump because the market is completely broke and is powered by hypebeasts completely nowadays
>>62355870Everything I've seen says Monday
>>62355847Offshore wind is a lot better thoughbeit.
>>62355839>tokenized SpaceX stock>coin's price at 170-ish per shareThats near 50 bucks more than the real IPO price...
>>62355873The lunch ladies and janitors that got paid in stock and options but are locked to deadlines
>>62355863>In Germany, retail broker Lang & Schwarz quoted SpaceX with a Thursday closing price of $208, implying a 54% gain from the IPO price.oh look who was right>>62355868based
>>62355815I will hold my SCHD until the sun burns out. I'm shidding
>>62355836No nimby crowd in space. I still prefer just educating communities on the benefits of datacenters instead of elon's solution to just go to space.
>futuresOOOOOOOOToday’s gonna be a good day I need more spacex shares
Otm calls on RKLB?
the bid/ask on VGT is insane right now>bid: 116.59>ask: 126.84wtf is this shit I've never seen VGT be such a shitcoin
>>62355892
Bullgods cant stop winningCompanies can ask for any amount of money nowadays and people will but it out of fomo and hypeHave we killed the bear?
>space stocks from +6% to negativewtf was that nigger americans?
>>62355906They wakeded up and damped on us eurosisters.
I'm not participating in the ipo but I genuinely hope it goes up for all who bought.
>>62355815only have JEPI because Fidelity is gay and I'm not paying to buy DRAM, and tbf I like a CII/BDJ spread better
>>62355892The median spread on VGT is two cents during normal market hours.
>>62355913i genuinely hope it crashes and burns down the whole market.
>>62355906did you really think people would hold meme sympathy space stocks on the most possibly volatile day of the IPO?
Is everyone buying to rug pull?
Business idea - data center on an oil rig
>>62355836Order of magnitude lower launch costs than what was previously possible are coming... maybe. Rapidly increasing costs of land, water and electricity and increasing political pushback. No expensive and time consuming building to construct and maintain, no property taxes. No electric bill and no water bill. Constant free solar power in space. What seems like a solution in search of a problem suddenly makes sense if you can launch cheaply. It all hinges on Starship working. It it doesn't work then the entire plan falls apart.>>62355844>Basically they're just starlink satellites with a GPU instead of communications chipsSimpler than that even. They won't use the starlink bus. Just a radiator, solar panels and the compute racks. Starlink satellites will handle comms via laser link.
>>62355866Oh dear.
>>62355886You'll likely get a better result with SPCE calls to capitalize on dyslexic robinhood retailers, as other have pointed out. This was such an obvious play in hindsight, I feel like a complete moron not thinking of it myself.
>>62355916yeah usually a penny>>62355903it calming but that gap is still retarded
>>62355925in space
>>62355866Poorfags ngmi
Why try harvesting energy from the sun if we haven't even harvested energy from the core of the earth?
>>62355925Oh, oh! How about uh... data centers in the caldera of an extinct volcano!
>>62355815QueerQueerQueer happy pride ;)
>>62355927Datacenters produce heat like a motherfucker and you cant radiate it effectively in space (no air), there is tech to do it, but its power consumption cant be powered by simple solar panels (which would already be stressed by the trillion nvidia gpus strapped on it)Its a fantasy, it would be much more feasible to make underwater datacenters
GRRR ChadsWe are ape ascending above $20 todayLets go bananas smiGRRRs!OOH AAHH OOHHH AAHH AAHH AHH OOH
>>62355942Unfortunately they are already reserved for the secret lairs of Musk and Theil
>>62355836it doesn't, but investors don't know that. good profit making opportunity.
>>62355949>it would be much more feasible to make underwater datacentersthis sounds like a job for James Cameron
>>62355798Nah this is a clear fib retracement. Should peak around 290-295 by my reckoning.
>>62355855Yeah, you got a better idea?
>>62355942>>62355953you guys are joking but they have been building volcano bunkers for years
People don't seem to understand that SpaceX will never be profitable. Musk is going to use it to start a Mars colony. That is ridiculously expensive. Like 50 Starship rockets to support 100 people expensive.>>62355941>Why try harvesting energy from the sun if we haven't even harvested energy from the core of the earth?*Krypton has left the chat.
small 24/7 oil and gold futures trading is cominghttps://www.cmegroup.com/media-room/press-releases/2026/6/11/cme_group_to_expand247tradingforwticrudeoilandgold.html
If any of you buy SpaceX today you forfeit the right to call anyone a goy bfor the rest of your life
Tesla and SpaceX makes a combined profit of negative 1.7 billion dollars but are worth 3 trillion. How does that make any sense at all?
>>62355977kinda true but I think with the caveat that you are only a goy if you don't sell your bags to someone else before close
>>62355978Musk has a giant rocket with equally giant set of balls to power it. Simple.
>>62355949>Datacenters produce heat like a motherfucker and you cant radiate it effectively in space (no air), there is tech to do itThey do, but the math has been done and it works for existing hardware (NVidia H200):T = [1400 / (2 × 5.67e-8)]^(1/4) ≈ 333.3 K (60.2°C)Under real world conditions it will be a bit higher but still under 88°C throttle point. Newer chips designed for orbit improve upon this.
>>62355977>i want all the stonks for myself, pls dont buy!
>>62355978Market isn't the real economy, don't trade the market like it operates like the real economy, the market moves based on sentiment, based on who can sell a better story, based on people thinking they can predict the future
>>62355977Okay - but it's gonna pump to 200 dolla.
>>62355978Musk is literally a CIA glownigger. Its why he goes on Joe Rogan with all the other CIA faggots to shill stuff to 90 IQ voters.spaceX is a military defense company. Their most important and only significant asset is starlink which is used for military operations/drones etcthink of spaceX as war bonds in disguise because no one would ever buy war bonds in 2026
>>62355405>he’s a value investor>in the year when we’ve seen a record number of value funds voluntarily close their own doors>in the year eliminated pdt rules>in the year we have record retail participation in marketsRead the CROWD budThe age of discounted cash flows is outThe age of the hoi polloi vibes is in>no it can’t stay this retarded!The eastern Roman Empire in decline regularly had wars based on color coded sports teams (chariot) teams
>>62355978it doesn't>>62355986looks like an incredibly inefficient piece of space junk that will pollute low earth orbit
>>62355921I just hope both teams had fun
>>62355928>>62355940ANY OTHER SCHWABOIDZ GET THEIR ALLOCATION YET?
>>62355986There is no way this is going to be cheaper than just putting these on earth
Remember when everybody said the market crashed because investors were taking out their cash to spend on SpaceX?
What will the SpaceX pump (or dump) mean for NVDA and AMD
>>62355983you get banned from future ipos for that
>>62356003Good luck fighting off the NIMBYs and enraged normalfags after you've quadrupled their electric and water bills.
>>62355315don't let your dreams be dreams anonyour ancestors have been doing this for millenia
>>62356003they are already panicking about people burning down data centers. space will be the future of datacenters. free power and real estate will make it economic. the safety may make it necessary.
>>62355977… n-No! That’s… that’s NOT TRUe. It’s cheap!I’m gunna… LIVE ON THE MOON!
>>62355986>and you cant radiate it effectively in spacebut magically planet earth can? THANK GOD WE LIVE THERE!
Who is this margin call?
>>62355978Today the world births its first trillionaire Sol Lord. Why fight it? Why try to understand it? It simple is and will be, get in or get left behind. You were blessed to be here at the beginning - the first sowing of the seeds of Sol. Praise be to Sol.
>>62356024his full name is miguel margin and he's calling you about the landscaping in your future mcmansion
I haven't wanted an IPO to fail as much as I do SpaceX since Reddit IPO'd. God I hope people aren't as stupid as I think they are.
>>62356003The biggest threat to datacenters is the nimby crowd. Putting them in space circumvent that. No permits required. But the amount of upkeep datacenters need is overlooked. On-call electricians are making up to 200k/year. I'm guessing he'll say his robots will do the upkeep but that introduces another layer of risk, the need for robotics.
>>62356030You're going to be seething in a week.
>>62355405>>62355995>he's a value investor>in companies that suck like pypl>he hates micron despite its massively increasing earnings justifying its valuations because "the number went up too fast and too much"Guys like you are why most of /smg/ got fudded out when it was only 200 bucks.
>>62356036how bout in a month?
>>62356030If you were as smart as you think you are, you'd have invested in Reddit.
>>62355925Data centers in salt caverns
so what's the SpaceSex timeline? does it start trading at market open? or is the price blocked to 135$ for the forseeable future?
>>62355639
>>62356046Not sure about this one specifically but usually there is an hour or two after the bell before IPOs start trading.
>>62356043Probably seething until end of year, especially after they acquire Cursor AI. IPO lockups expire in 6 months.
>>62355491I was reading that thread on /pol/ and then looked up tungnten and of course fucking USAR isn't capitalizing but there's some retarded pre-ipo pennystock called US Tungsten that I saw.
>>62356046No, it starts trading later, sometime in the middle of the day after a certain number of buyers and sellers have been matched. They will have SpaceX executives ringing the bell at the start, though.
>>62356032>upkeepBut existing satellites get no upkeep either. I think the term 'orbital datacenter' is part of the problem. It's not a fucking building. It's a single rack of 72gpus with is own solar panels and a very large closed loop radiator, there will just be thousands of them. Basically a 'compute satellite' constellation. Everyone is getting hung up on these details but the bet on SPCX is not whether orbital AI satellites work, it's whether Starship works or not. Without it the rest is just fantasy.
>>62355287Well, on da one hand, you got tens a millions of atheist redditor types who seriously hold as a core ego-foundational belief that space colonization is the ultimate destiny of mankind in the spot where a normal apocalyptic eschatology would go, the story that lets em go to sleep easy at night and keeps the gun out their mouth.On the otha, that's retarded/thermodynamically impossible, and the company is a piece of shit.To the victah, goes the spoils.
Why SpaceX Stocks crashing in pre?
>>62356024Brokerage jannies get pissy when you make too much money
>>62355924lol
>>62356027Sounds good, I'm already manscaping.
>>62356059Nobody is going to put anything in orbit that doesn't absolutely HAVE TO BE in orbit. It would be far more economically viable to put data centers on the fucking south pole than to put them in space.
>>62356060>redditors are going to buy nazi Elon stock>radiators are impossible alien technologyAmazing analysis.
>>62356072>>62356072>>62356072>>62356072
>>62356059Sounds like you're saying buy SIRI
>>62356071>radiators>conflating data center meme with what was in my postYou get a 550 on your reading comp SAT there big brain? That wasn't in the text.
>>62356030As much as I want it to fail, the market has been riding on vibes and fomo for so long now that I dont think it will fail
>>62356069That is not true anymore, it's boomer thinking. They cannot build as many data centers as they want to nor at the scale they want to because of constraints that exist currently regarding land, power, water, feral karens on city councils, etc. You may as well say Starlink doesn't exist because terrestrial internet already exists.
>>62355925Datacenters on the block chain!
>>62356095It would literally be cheaper to build floating datacenters in the middle of the ocean than in orbit.
>>62356060Redditors outside of investing subs think owning stocks makes you a viable candidate for rape and murder.
>>62356095Starlink sucks, though.
>>62356141incorrect.
