Pump and pump edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62369481
Still 30% cash but feeling like a clown desu
> nows
So the market is determined to hit the dotcom bubble Shiller PE huh?
Once the Iran deal is signed, what are bobo niggers going to cope about?
Local top is in desu smigpai
>>62370748Yeah, whenever things go well you wish you'd increased your position size. Same boat for me right now.
we've never been so back
there are rumours about a short squeeze in PINS going arround on the internet websites I frequent
>>62370748You had 72 hours to buy the dip last week. What were you doing during that time? Jerking off 4 times a day?
>>62370758Inflation prolly.They'll be saying how every new high just verifies their thesis that it is in fact the dollar dropping, with no self-awareness as they hold nothing but dollars
>>62370748You were pretty foolish to not buy the Iran war dip, but volatility will return to the market soon with FOMC Wednesday. Hopefully you are braver and wiser next time and buy even though things look awful.Rooting for you smiggy wiggy :3
>sold MUU on fridayfuck I missed like 40k on gains
>>62370767Oh I bought, just not hard enough
C'mon Trump, send out a Truth Social post reminding everyone the dangers of uneducated black youths roaming the streets at night. Implement curfews to keep the black youths from doing the looting, the violence, and the slinging of drugs boss.
>>62370758Drumpf, dermpf, domald durmp. Cuba, Vanusuelo, Haza and Gaza, Israelis, Dompald Durp, anything and everything, etc. etc.
>>62370758Why do all mumus act like the war is the most important thing in the world?
$70 ceiling breached. Let's hope it holds and becomes the new floor..
>>62370766What do the non-internet websites say?
Am I the only one who is ignoring the war in Iran?
>>62370738gold just dumpednews has occurredstay tuned
>>62370784that there will be short squeeze but I don't know anything about short squeezes so I can't know if there is enough short float (?) or whatever
>>62370785There's a war in Iran?
I trimmed my leverageI was 2x leveragednow I'm 10% leveragedfeels comfynot even worried about 10%
Buy ADBE today for an easy 2x in a year.
>>62370784oh the non internet-websites... oh you
I am 30% cash now. The market feels too much like a shitcoin right now and FOMC is way too spicy. Waiting on Axios to say that the bombing resumed and no more peace.
tranny kike tripsfags
>>62370784they say all young girls are beautiful afaik
>>62370800I'm 6% cash right now since i have $50k locked in treasuries until August.
>>62370797Or SPCX for a 5x in a year
I took profit and am 45% cash funds. FOMC matters too much right now.
SPY isn't going to hold, is it?
>>62370793whats an iran?
>>62370812>>62370800Lol I too am all cash & GRRR ahead of the most consequential FOMC in a generation.
>>62370796*hugs you hugs you hugs you*
>>62370758bubble fears
NEWS HAS OCCUREDI REPEATTHERE IS NEWS AS YET TO BE FORTHCOMING BUT FORTHCOMING IT MOST CERTAINLY WILL BE BUT THE DISPOSITION OF WHICH IS NOT CURRENTLY KNOWTHAT IT HAS OCCURED IS BEYOND DOUBTSOMEWHERE SOME SORT OF KNEWS IS DEVELOPING PRESENTLY AND WILL BE REVEALED AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, PRESUMABLY
WTFWT
>>62370818>whats an iranIt's a new bran breakfast for marathon runners
>>62370758Barnacles
>>62370812Emergency rate cuts.
>>62370829Yeah, the news is fuck gold lmao
>>62370836I'll be a little late but I'll make up with it with more leverage and margin if we are going for the clown timeline
>>62370836I'm fine with this being the outcome because the 5% I miss out on will continue to 15% in that scenario. Missing a day means nothing to me; I haven't fully exited, I'm just ready.
>>62370758>Cuba invasion>Cheap plentiful Chinese DRAM flooding markets>Yet another deepseak moment>META slows down on AI capex, eventually withdraws from the race >Chinese NVDA rival>Korea Black Monday, mass liquidation, mass suicides, gov bailouts and make SK Hynix & Samsung public companies
Am I the only nigga here holding a good amount of KLAC and LRCX?How come these companies get zero hype attention like Sandisk and MU?
How are we celebrating Juneteenth this year bros?
>>62370840>Chyna Chyna Chyna.Opinion discarded.
>>62370837DO YOU HAVE THE NEWS?DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS LOCATED?GIVE IT TO ME.I CAN USE IT BETTER THAN YOU CAN.GIVE ME THE NEWS.
>>62370841My SPMO is 3.74% LRCX and 1.62% KLAC. Good fund.
nasdaq more like nasCRACKED holy shit
We're not going up hard enough
>>62370858Give it time...trvst the plan
>>62370840>Cuba invasionThey'll bend the knee gladly as they have no more allies>Cheap plentiful Chinese DRAM flooding marketsBullish for everyone. Jevons paradox>Yet another deepseak momentJevons again>META slows down on AI capex, eventually withdraws from the race Not before selling their tech to someone that can utilize it more effectively>Chinese NVDA rivalNever ever>Korea Black Monday, mass liquidation, mass suicides, gov bailouts and make SK Hynix & Samsung public companiesBullish for everyone else. Korea is already dead.
>>62370845>Pineapple Koolaid>Cajun spiced Watermelon >Steak fried Kentucky chicken>Biscuits & lardy grule>Drive by shootout in opps hood
>>62370840chyna cannot manufacture HBM, so DRAM will continue pumpa
>>62370848I have the news, after all I am a news man
L
Catastrophic things happen to everything I touch.
>>62370865>China can't reverse engineer railroads>Well, they can't reverse engineer bullet trains!>Ok fine, but they definitley can't reverse engineer LLM's>Alright you got me, but China can't reverse engineer electric cars>Hmm, I bet they can't reverse engineer NVDA chips or HBM>I am very smart
hahaha
XSD is really not performing as well as it should today >but it's up 4%+ yeah it rocketed up during pregame and it's been crabbing slowly downwards since extremely disappointing
>>62370873I never said they couldn't eventually. But not for the near future. HBM is too big brain for china right now, sorry chang
GAUZ
>>62370757We should hit it by 24th June. Just as the oil/gas/refined gases etc situation is forecast to become critical. The World Cup ends (just like Putin held off Ukraine was until Winter Olympics to end to go). I thinking of selling everything then. And watching for a bit. So many things coming to a head at the same time.
>>62370759Did you sneed my warning smiggers? I only want what's best for you all.We bleed a little, S&P closes at 7,550.We crab overnight, Asia pumps and futures go green.S&P opens 7,620. Sells off almost immediately after trapping bullish smiggers.Selling until FOMC, presumably selling intensifies.S&P closes Friday 7,300.
My SpaceX computer is doing a lil somethin
>>62370840>Cheap plentiful Chinese DRAM flooding marketsThis claim has been floating around since 2025.>Chinese NVDA rivalPeople have been saying this about their processors since their inception. There is no rivalry if they're barely able to run Crisis.
>>62370870What are you touching Mr. Midas?
thank you based elon I love free money
WHY IS IT GOING DOWN BOSS!!!!
>>62370900I mean it already went up where else is it going to go?
>>62370882Jesus these Jews can’t do anything right Id sell but it’s a small bag anyways so whatever
Ceasefire broke already
>>62370861The Cuba one is especially funny to me because we already have a navy base, a McDonald's, and a combination pizza hut & taco bell on their gay little commie island.>>62370865HBM isn't everything. A server still is generally going to need regular ass DRAM too. If China can start producing decent enough DRAM that effectively cuts the RAM cartel's TAM in half. Still a giant fucking IF but with how flighty the markets have been in the past and how levered up the asian markets are it could be a pretty big buying opportunity if they get spooked and DOOMP.
>>62370902up even more!
>>62370894bobos forget the US will just ban anything that disrupts their economy, look at electric car.US isnt as free market as you think
>>62370902I see what you're saying boss.
>>62370885>gas is totally gonna run outnothingburgeryou will be late and get dumped on, sell late after the dump, short the bottom and then miss the next pump
>>62370869>some pajeet Twitter account is news
>>62370886This was exactly my thesis as well, like perfectly.
Juneteenf
>>62370909It's finding itself. Trying new things.
>>62370869Hahaha. Talk about pants down raped.
>>62370905Having a non compliance indicator just lets speculators know you are based
Why is today so bullish?
>>62370918
NBIS bros, 320-350 at the eow?
>>62370932The market went red last week, decided it didn't like it that much, so it went green again
>>62370913you must be talkin to a different smiggaI buy too earlyi sell too earlysimple as
>>62370932libs short covering
>>62370881You’re are far stupider than you can possibly fathom. >>62370882
>>62370932trump wills it
You're buying to top, good boy.
Why do you guys fall for shit like GAUZ, NOW, and GRRR? Literally just zoom out.
>>62370934Get margin called on your puts? Sorry Lil guy. Shouldn't have bet against the USA Keep posting disinformation from X, it will make you feel better
>>62370940I sold UBER, CEGX and META at like 11am today. I made a bunch of money and still feel like a fucking clown. Now I just sit on cash yelling nigger at the line until we get a normal weekly scheduled -10% day where trump says he is going to nuke someone
>>62370949I'm actually not looking for thinly-traded bullshit companies.
>>62370833Biggest dick short king candle
>first trillionaire>will be first multi-trillionaire
>Stocktwits users still think they're going to get their money back from the manufactured INHD Chinese scam pump and are seething at anyone in the repliesYou guys really should go check it out. This has the potential to be the new Bed Bath and Beyond stock for schizos lmao.
>>62370932It's the pump before the dump for SpaceX.
>>62370812I read a post like this almost every thread in the last 10 years. I lost so much money because I fell for some of those doom posts.
>>62370957>60% jews in the top 5
>>62370960>dump for SpaceXGood I got in at 151 and want more
>>62370951For reasons I require a high VIX day tomorrow, please submit my request, thank you.
>>62370961>>62370839How can you lose -so- much money by being out for one day? Such a hyperbole.
>>62370957>2 Jews named Larry in the top 5
>>62370758>once the Iran deal is signed
>>62370968>you now remember lucky larrywhat a lucky name
>>62370960SpaceX is going $200 retard THIS WEEK
Trump is going to chicken out and not sign the new Iran deal tomorrow because TACO boss.
>>62370972Orange juice sisters, it's not looking good
>>62370950kike headcannon lol can't make a trump w
HOW LONG ARE YOU MFERS PLANNING TO HOLD SPCX>>62370841did this company do a split recently? i swear it was one of 1k+ stocks some months ago
>>62370984
I fucken hate this orange nigger like you couldn’t believe. I WANT OFF THIS WILD
You can feel it in the air, the market just wants to get a reason to crash. One unexpected event and the BOM. Russia nuking Ukraine, someone rabbid leftist shoots the Whitehouse, or perhaps France breaking out in a civil war.
>>62370972lmaoil bro
>>62370994until I make it.
>>62370833Thats like the 2nd or 3rd one today. Spooks me desu.
>>62370994KLAC did a 10/1 split June 12th.
>>62370908https://youtu.be/c8qvo7CfEf0?is=MU6GUgEgJ9NgoCG9
And just like that my shares of SPCX @ $135 are now at $180+. Do you want to buy them? Sure $1,350 per shares offer ends in 2 hours btw.
>>62370961And when you ignore them. You know you’re gonna get heeemed! KenThat’s how this shit goes.
>>62370994I am never selling my SpaceX stocks boss.
>>62370910And that's a good thing.
should i buy SPY weeklies and then go to bed?
>>62371011My brokerage was retarded and the minimum I could get was $170 so I didn't bother. AMD has been more fruitful so far ar least.
Oil still catastrophically high, jeet faggot posting it's seethe, ironic since it's countrymen are waiting in line and fighting each other for a drop of gas
>>62371014THIS MAN HAS NO MONEY
Tech trannies are getting a little uppity again
OH MY GOOOOOOD I'M GONNA SPCOOOOOOX AAAHHHHHH SPCOOOOOOOXING
>>62371014>>62371002not even after the lockup?
kek intcelskek nokggersboth up less than nigdiq on the greenest day of the year (nokiagger literally red)
>>62371022that's not a man, it's a kike faggot
>>62371020Did you not request shares during the ipo?
We are crabbing my basterds
>>62371028I'm literally still up +20.24% on NOK
let me guess, the $300 billion to rebuild iran will go to friends who have construction businesses
this spcx business is really fixing all the bungling i did right at open
>SpaceX going verticalHow high does the price need to climb before the redditors kill themselves for missing out?
Just sold my puts for an 8k lossFeel free to dump now
I've had Nvidia pre-split, part me of wants to sell some and put it into a stuck that pumps hard, then again it's gone up 10% and has room to grow
>>62371038durralong with intelligence gathering due to foreign mfers doing all the construction work so the next time they attack iran itll be all over in a less than a week for real this time
>>62371028NOK is being weird today but there was no news so I buyed the dippy
>>62371028oh no intc is only up 30% in the last week. oh, the humanity.
>>62371042I thought SPCX was a leddit stock and it was we smiggers who were too smart to make gains on it?
>>62371042Redditors are stuck between saying he isn't really a trillionaire because its all paper and trillionaires shouldn't exist
>>62371042They're already roping as we speakRacism wins yet again
जीआरआरआर टिकर में निवेश करें, एसएआर
i trimmed some spcx at 180 but it just keeps going
I am financially ruined-18% while everyone ist making bajillions
>>62371042because spacex isn't redditjust like tesla and doge
>>62371038Yes.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/532620002/#q532621463>>wtf are the actual "war" goals>Flatten Iran, enrich Build Back Better contractors on US dime.>Source: Trump's press conference on Monday.
>>62371048>No NOK News>Check NOK News>First Article>15% Dilution Smigger are you serious? Are you even trying?
>>62370758bonds probably
>>62371056people are trying to short it and getting liquidated lol
>>62371051NoPlubbit puts their hate of Musk above all elseThe only ones betting against it on biz have brown handsV*rification N*T r*quired
>>62371049Speaking of 30%. The NYT is saving the dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power in 6 years. Guess where it’s going
>>62371057Kek what a tardfolioKeep service now and some ASTS. Dump the rest.
>>62371065You cant even short it yet last I saw. Nor do they have options still.
>>62371058Reddit hates elongated muskrat.
YOU FUCKS SAID SPACEX WAS GONNA CRASHFUCKING REDDITORS WHO THINK THEY ARE SO SMART COSTING PEOPLE MONEY SO THEY CAN BE SMUGLY WRONG
>>62371060what are you even on about you literal retardhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/NOK/latest-news/
>>62371067This is why $4 a gallon gas is reasonable. It’s $3 gas in 2019.
>>62371065>shorting a literal rocketreddit moment
>>62371057narrow it down to 1 or 2 anon
>>62371077Teehee made you look baggot!
>>62371075fell for redditors award
>>62371075Retard alert.We all told you to buy. The leftypol tourists and the poltards being in agreement that the joos were going to use SpaceX to destroy boomer 401ks should've told you everything you need to know. If the retard left and the retard right says something is going down, it can only go up.
>>62371088fucking cheeky bamboozler come here and bend over
I wish the Chinese unfucked their stock market so we could actually invest in booming companies with real growth and massive fucking sales instead of clown ass american ponzi shit. Why don't they want my money?
300 Billarooney cuck conformed Kekhttps://x.com/Megatron_ron/status/2066539716019659098
>>62371098all chyna companies are defacto nationalized, which makes them hard to invest in
>>62371098just go all in CWEB
>>62371070>Keep service nowIt hurts
>>62371104>He fell for the Service Never meme
>>62371079You expect the economy to magically float on a dead consumer?
>>62371099Vance said the US isn't paying, but I don't see Israel and UAE coughing up $300 billion either. I suspect not everyone is on board and the US made yet another unilateral announcement.
>>62371099Can i get 8k Off it to cover my losses?
SOXS and oil marines got some nice cheapys recently. congratulations to all.
>>62371098I want to buy Chinese boat companies. I like boats. This is ridiculous.
>>62371104I used to work for a company that spent £4 million on some big project moving everything to ServiceNow, was such a mess and kept getting delayed that they just paid a fee to cancel it insteadBecause of that I'd never invest in them
>>62371098CATL would have been the next TSMC/Nvidia already stockwise if its located in an accessible and globohomo friendly country like Korea or Taiwan instead of China
The epstien kike shills advertising for faggot king redditor musk who begged to go to the island and was so cringe epstein panned him off to maxwell lol
>sold SPCX at $173 right before the run into the $180sI made profit but I am annoyed
>>62371111Checked, what a faggot
>>62371115your company was probably run by retarded brainlets, though servicenow is also like that
>>62371057What the fuck are these?
>>62371119Going to be more annoyed when it rockets to $1k
>>62371065>>62371072they can try sspc
ONDSisters how are we feeling about this nano pump? anyone accoomulating ahead of earnings?
>>62371121They were, when I joined there was talk of the servicenow move happening "soon", two years later when I was leaving is when they cancelled it
Norther for longer
>>62371122Spacex mainlyThought could get a drop of the spaceshitx Hype but they dumped in me insteadI am the only retard losing Money in this tranny market
>>62371075Fundamental law of the universe: reddit always loses
>>62371134TWO bagels?
Friendly reminder that if you don't buy SPCX then you're just a dumb nignog because only nignogs wanted to be criminals instead of astronauts when they were kids.
>>62371125You forget a few ZerosI think you meant 1000000k next month
>>62371144But I could buy something else and outpace it...
>>62371147Such as?
The SPCX shilling is too much and reeks of Reddit. I shan't be your exit liquidity.
>>62371109Epstein Class Admission Request: DENIED
I have decided in my magnanimous wisdom to slurp the ONDS dip my smiggas.
>>62371161exit liquidity is already prepared for
>up 10% today>sold everything before trump gets to announce any details of his little deal>will buy up tomorrow after everything tankstrust the process
>>62371161come off it. redditors are sidelined because they hate nazi space man.
>>62371170they're not getting into the shit n piss 5000
>>62371173Based and Me Too pilled :3
what would happen to spaceX when suddenly russians or whoever has ayylmao tech suddenly came out with antigravity ?
>>62371175doesn't matter, the QQQ, Vanguard, MSCI, and CRSP is more than enough
>>62371075Aren't most IPO buyers locked in to holding for the time being? I remember reading some brokers like SoFi would charge users fines for selling before a certain point.I don't care either way, I didn't buy into it because I don't think it really has legs and the valuation is fucking ridiculous. But you can't deny Elon's companies have a habit of defying gravity regardless of how bad their financials are.
>>62370906my water broke
MU can't break 1080 famalam
>>62371178What would happen if you just pee’d really hard and launched stuff into space that way?
>>62371182You just get banned from future IPOs
>>62371191in my case it's just a 60 day ban
>>62371182Most are buyers locked in.Also shorting is unfeasible due to low float.
>>62371173>>62371177trust the plan, oy vey
>>62371098I bought Lenovo today and will be buying more
>>62371189too bad antigravity is real, and countries have it in secret meanwhile SpaceX grug rock sends rockets into space
Ascension is getting taken down. Shorting ATVI
I need to dump 45K into a stock, thinking or NBIS or INTCon a sidenote, I’m horny for middle aged women. I’ve been working at a hospital for too long. I’m 28 want to pork women twice my age
NVIDIA on the mooch again. Probably to buy its own chips through the jerk circle again. So they are spending billions on buybacks. Has $48 billion in FCF (they claim). And this is all to lend to its customers?If some of you aren’t seeing the danger here in the not too distant future you’re nuts. And who the fuck is buying these 30 year bonds at a pissing 5%?!>Those investments span several major players: OpenAI announced in February that Nvidia would put $30 billion into its latest funding round, while the chipmaker has also directed $5 billion toward Intel $INTC +2.67% and pledged as much as $10 billion to AI model developer Anthropic. The company has also been increasing returns to shareholders.https://qz.com/-nvidia-bond-offering-20-billion-ai-debt-061526
>Day's gains ruined by a stock offering convertible notes and down nearly 15%ree
>>62371200AI is the future, invest in picks and shovels related to AI
Should I sell my INTC for more SPCX?
It would be great if Trump could announce the deal is off, and we do the bridges and powerplants anyway boss.
>>62371167the absolute madmanwhat matters is the results not the moneytruly he is the messiah incarnate
>>62370873They still haven't reversed engineered their way to a good jet engine.
>>62371203Lmao watch them pull a Google or whatever that other company was creating new shares to fund AI.
>>62371203That's it. Selling everything.
>>62371210This is how you know this cunt is penniless. Phantom-bagger. Go back to pol you loser
SneedEX
>/smg/ is just mostly shilling shitty stocks now.Predump signal.
>>62371200Neither is optimal in the short to intermediate term, maybe long but AMD is probably better overallAlso have worked in clinical settings too long and absolutely do not share your opinions. So disgusted by now that idk if I can date a woman older than 25. So it's just your taste, not your work
NOK is green smiggers
>>62371203>30 year bond>5%Thats fucking shit
>>62371188only up 9% today... need to cut these shit leech stocks out of my portfolio
>>62371209I would trim something else, but definitely pick up more spcx
>>62371027nope. I might sell some CC during that time period, but still holding.
>>62371221That's it, I'm buying everything.
>>62371219Sounds like you're jealous boss.
>>62371215Buyback on Monday. Dilute on Friday. Gotta keep those ponzoids in the game and the plates spinning. The government will bail us all out anyway because it will all fall back on the issuing backs eventually. As I’ve said. It always ends in printing. This time. It’s curtains for consumer and bottom 50% though. And I haven’t even calculated their claims all their jobs are getting taken by the thing they will have to bail out. With money (diluted) they don’t have!!Hahaha. Clown-word squared.
>>62371188The play was carrying calls over the weekend when it was clearly fucked by options gamma and should have been well over 1000 friday.I didn't over Iran rugging fears but it was the play all else being equal.
>>62371218Not yet. But it is coming eventually. Just time it.
>>62371188My KXIAY is fucking teasing me but just not quite breaking the $60 mark yet..
How does Sneedisk expect to pump if retail can't even afford a sliver of a fractional share?
>>62371158If I say it....it won't happen anymore..
>>62371232Why, are we expecting it to go up? It doesn't seem able to break past $130.
>everyone and their grandmas bought spcxI told myself to wait at least a couple weeks but fomo is a hassle
AAAAAAAAA
>>62371244Buy KXIAY. Same NAND made in the same fabs, vastly different stock price
Bonds still climbing. Could get nasty.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
My poor little KO. Getting left behind at every pump.
>>62371138Nice try anon, it’s a gamble sometimes
Another milestone!SPCX $200>SPCX $200SPCX $200>SPCX $200We are the SPCX Marines and we are never selling! MOASS soon! Shorts are trapped! Kenny will have to cover his shorts. Remember diamond hands! Apes together stronk!
>>62371258Nigga it's a divvy stock
doubled my money with space x today. Good enough. Quiet a gamble. Iam done with the stock now pulling out and will never look at it again
AAAAAAAAAA
PPPUUMMMPPPP
>>62371138blud the play is AI and specifically spcx right nowtry to keep up
>>62371263shut the fuck up zoomer
>>62371267What does a loud gamble look like?
>>62371248>EveryoneNo, not yet.
>>62371272you sound upset
>>62371259I lose almost every gamble :(Why cant i be AS Lucky AS the average /biz/tard
>>62371253this. yields just inverted.
>>62371276Bombing countries for midterm election brownie points
>SPCX up 15%I honestly don't know why it bothers me so much. I have zero skin in the game and people can do whatever they like with their money. If they want to hand over their hard-earned cash to Musk in return for vague promises that will never materialize, that's their business. Still though, it really fucking pisses me off that people are this stupid.
>>62371258I sold 3 shares of KOF so I can buy my son a nice birthday gift. I feel like such a fucken boomer it’s unreal.
how do you keep it all in your head
>>62371271I lost 500 in mu and when i bought wd it went sideways
I AM NOW PERTURBED THAT SPCX IS ON ITS WAY TO OUTPERFORM MY LEVERAGED ETF
I think algorithms are buying up all of the SPCX shares. It's overbought as fuck but I'm not going to try to get a dip because it might never come. Time for diamond handing.
>>62371278I am upset. We used to have a really nice thread until the zoomers from The Reddit started showing up, posting shit from their culture like diamond hands, and the stupid fucking frog images. I hate it boss.
AAAAAAA
>>62371285They were more than happy to give him money for Tesla so I got Spacex expecting the same people to pump it
HSA Chad hereI throw away all my medical billsThe fuck schlomo gon do
try SPCHbasically im in SPCX at ~175if youre unsure just DCA like the pros recommend
>>62371296 Hello? Based department? We got a wild one here.
buy ONDSbuy USARbuy SMCIthese will pump massively if friday deal goes through
>BREAKING: Israeli withdrawal from southern Lebanon is not a condition of the U.S.-Iran deal, a U.S. official tells Reuters. Israel retains right to respond to any attack.>Iran's Parliamentary Speaker Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf warned: If the U.S. "lacks the will and ability to fulfill your commitments," then "speaking of continuing the path is not possible." No Israeli withdrawal from Lebanon = no deal.>Hezbollah has repeatedly affirmed it will not respect any deal that does not include the withdrawal of Israeli troops from southern Lebanon.Just a quick fyi before the market dumps
>>62371291as I posted this I'm up 3%This demand is fucking crazy
>>62371300not financial advice btw
>>62371301I thought america was withdrawing, leaving israel behind
>>62370758Back to "it's gone up too much, it's going to crash next week"
>>62371301I don't....think it will dump based on this..
>>62371301Iran must recognize Israel's right to acquire all of southern Lebanon for new Israeli settlements boss.
>>62371306They did but Iran said if Israel keeps bombing and invading Lebanon the deal is off. Lebanon is a very clear ally of Iran and Israel is bombing them again Iran very explicitly called out America's lack of "will and ability" to rein in Israel being the cause of this deal falling through if they don't stop.
if you insist on doing everything BUT SPCX but still secretly want exposure do SPCLthat ones running just a bigly as SPCX (im pretty sure spcx is doing all the heavy lifting because the charts are the same)
>>62371304oy you got a loicense to recommend these tickers?
>>62371285Doesn't like money award
Elon is up $100 billion today lmao
>>62371244>retail moves a 300B company in any significant wayC'mon
>>62371301Israel really loves the fucken desert
>>62371318I'd like some exposure to beautiful naked women boss.
>>62371292
>>62371325Give 'em a chance. A taste. It's just smellz.
>>62371324Hey, as long as I get mine
>>62371327first step is to actually be in the vicinity of womenthen you can move onto step two
>>62371301oh wow!
Bye Bye Bobo
>>62371285I already explained it over the weekend>>62366602People are not buying because of elon you fucking mongoloid, people are buying because he's making them a fuck ton of money
LOOK AT THIS FUCKIGN SHITI DONT FEEL SO GOOD ANYMORE!!
Bro, I was playing Chivalry 2 over the weekend, I can't read every post.
>>62371340Looks like SpaceX is blasting off boss.
At some point the penny will drop that AI is nothing but fancy autocomplete that isn't going to replace a significant percentage of workers. The ensuing crash will be fucking biblical. It'll make the dotcom crash look like a small correction in comparison.
BLAST OFF
>>62371334That's gay
>>62371342i get uneasy when i win too much because i always bungle itthats why i dont feel so good anymore
>>62371291Hold out bro. It’s literally a 2 trillion dollar company with a p/s of 100. Even tesla has a p/s of 15 and that shit already struggles to justify its market cap. SpaceX is majorly overvalued and will come down once the rest of the float becomes tradable in like two months as only 5% of the float is available right now for trade. It’s not going to be able to justify a 2 trillion dollar market cap for a very long time.
spcx is red candling hard now because of that spike but thats ok!
>>62371348Just make sure you sell before it inevitably crashes to IPO price or below
>>62371345Thanks Bobo, very cool
>>62371323Kremlin kike faggot finally announced itself
>spcx>160 to 180 in a weekand? I'm a shit fucking investor and even I rode bigger pumps
>>62371338I don't fucking care if a pyramid scheme will make me money. Fuck these charlatans and fuck everyone playing their game, including (You).
>>62371361then fuck off this is /biz/
heh speak of the devil and he will appear
Korea
B-Baker?
>>62371363You need to fuck off back to plebbit. /biz/ is an ethical board.
New thread for when you are ready>>62371374
>>62371367NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BOUGHTED THE TOP AGAIN
TIMBEEEEEERRRRRRR
looks like it's heading back up nowlow float magic
Let it breathe
spacex ill go to the moontesla was never profitable and it became the richest car company in the worldi remember when tesla only made like 80,000 cars a year, vs Toyota's 6 million cars a year, and was trading at like 10x the valuation of toyota loltesla make like 1 million cars a year nowstill really not shit
C'mon Trump, send out a Truth Social post claiming the New Iran Deal, deal is off because Iran's incapability of recognizing Israel's right to reclaim all of its former territories boss.
could just be DCBall my indicators are pointing DOWN
>>62371406just move israel to the moon, it's that easy
>>62371416you ever notice how the story of TURN A gundam was basically about zionism?
indicators turnt aroundSPCX TO 200!!
>>62371267>doubled my money with space x todayBullshit it's only been up 15%
>>62371357>in a week2 days lol
>>62371431true elon believers long with leverage
This could be very bullish. I’m agnostic. Watching Netanyahu live press conference. He seems to be back tracking massively on the hawkish tone. He’s beating around the bush. But essentially looks like he’s caving on Lebanon to American requests. Hard to say. It’s read between the lines stuff. But if it is what it sounds like. The deal may actually stick. And by deal I mean surrender to Irans demands. Politics doesn’t matter. As far as bags go. Markets would rally hard if this is the path. But it’s a marked change in Netanyahu’s rhetoric. You can find it on YouTube.
>>62371438True Elon believers don't even drive Tesla's they drive Miatas boss.
>>62371421How in the h*ck? Iran would martyr you up for claiming they're in the steam age.Insallah.
>>62371446He’s saying now. “Our struggle is not over. But we may have to alter course”
>>62371457“We will still refuse to leave the Lebanon buffer zone. And I hope our American friend respect this”. Interesting
>>62371464So the Lebanon attacks are over it seems.
>>62371355>if you like money, you are a russian agentyou do you, i guess
