CBRS BAGGIES!!! edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://niggapoop.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62374235
>nows
DUMP DUMP DUMP
EOSE doin sum
>>62375164>>62375170
Going to drink my espresso and watch the markets with you guys then bike down to the gym. I still refuse to buy oil baggies bags.
>spacex 221bobros we are being FUCKING DEFEATED
Nigvideo devs are rugging again
what will SPCX end at today?
229 will be the top, then adjustment back to 160, then pump again
>225 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK >>62375129i dont think 229 is holding fella
hello? why is tech dumping? you've been detached from reality for the past year, why suddenly care about gravity now?
>>62375188oh, look, it's still moving up about 1% a minute, haha
>>62375193bout tree fiddy
Bought SPCX at 220, this is not going down today. It flew past every resistance level. The pump is real. My only regret is not buying yesterday.
>>62375200warsh muh balls
>Ticker goes parabolic>Low effort posters flock to it screaming wagmi>/smg/ becomes cess pitEvery time
>>62375201>>62375188
>>62375193300
>>62375193420
>>62375201be glad youre on the right side of it...you are on the right side of it arent you...?
>Everything Is red except spaceXGetting tired of this musk shitter
>>62375203you're a little late but we should still be green today and tomorrow. I'd sell tomorrow though because thursday or monday will likely be the first correction.
>>62375172literally me
>>62375207>219 now back to your regularly scheduled rug pull
wow my one lone share of SPCX sold at 210 and then pumped
>>62375206>he takes /smg/ srsly
the insane anon who kept blurbing about the index inclusion causing massive rebalances... may have been right? even the boggleheads are agreeing https://www.theglobeandmail.com/investing/markets/stocks/SPCX/pressreleases/2474181/spacex-ipo-3-hidden-clocks-that-could-move-spcx-next/
>>62375214Oh I already made money selling premarket, then waited to see if today is the dump or not.
>>62375221He definitely wasn't insane. It was pretty widely known I thought.
>>62375217I now have two whole shares of SPCX and I'm up 18.15%, kinda wishing I entered a real position now instead of being a cheeky cunt with my single share entries
>>62375221>you lived long enough to see TBD (total boggle death)
>cbrs dumping>/smg/ and /biz/ in general and reddit all calling spcx "to 10x eoy">sandisk and micron and sk hynix and samsung all hitting historically high overbought ratiosLolLmao
>>62375221Duhhh the money has to come from somewhere
>>62375213Everyone selling to buy spacex
>>62375216smacked down hard, not a single buyer picking up a bag above 225
Do i go all in on SPCX or do i go even more all-in and buy SPCF
>>62375221>schizo>babble>may have been rightIt took an "expert" said it for you to finally believe? Heh.
>>62375237>tfw i sold the picotop
my life is overi am ruined.
Question, did Moderna make a cancer vaccine or something?
I’ll just sit back and wait with my cash.I exited all individual stock positions
>>62375239yeah das rite i'm more willing to believe someone when they're willing to put their career reputation at stake by saying it under their name instead of hiding behind a pseudonymous imageboard macro
>>62375238go all in use the new 2x leveraged ETFs if you don't have access to options go crazy >>62375237we just witnessed SpaceX's permeant peak price today ITT
>>62375245Sell puts
Who are your favorite schizos? For me, it's the square of 9 gann schizos.
Just sold everything else and bought SPCX bros. WAGMI SPCX 1000 EOY
>>62375229faggots who buy collective guilt of a thousand companies instead of one deserve to lose
I'll be an oil baggy soon
>>62375250Imagine the stops starting to pile up around the lows
>>62375247peak normalfag behaviorhow about you just use reasoning and logic instead of being a retarded sheep
>>62375258goyim i..........
>MSFT
>>62375247Kek you believed the experts and refused to buy at $135 didn't you
>>62375272kek saved
KEK SPACESEX
Cam on SPCX dump more I need a good entry price
LUNR bros.... what's happening
>SpaceX Reportedly Overtakes Microsoft in Market CapJej
>>62375279Just crab it retard. It’s been swinging around all day
>>62375262>212 >5% from highs hands up in this thread if you are bag holding spaceX right now
>>62375279It will bounce off VWAP and then climb until 230. Classic double hump.>>62375286I'm buying more right now.
>>62375242>When you finally get to fuck her and she shoves your face into her thighs
>look look see it's only up 55% instead of 64%!!!!!Bears are so retarded it's unreal
Whats happening? Other stocks I looked at are going down too.
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHITMY SPCX SHORT GOT SQUEEZEDTHEN IT FUCKING DUMPSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK THIS ITS FUCKING RIGGED
>>62375288yes mister mice that piece of cheese does sure look lovely just ignore the metal contraption above it
uh, SPCXisters?why are we doomping?
>>62375294KWABthanks for playing
Why are we back down to 210? Holy fuck I think they're starting to dump 2 days earlier. On the next rally I'm taking profits.
NOOOOOOOOO
That's unusual, why is /smg/ so slow today?
i got enough profit from SPCX to buy a switch 2 and some vidya for the christmas seasonthank you baggies
Yo why tf r we dumping rnTrump tweet?
NOOOOO I BOUGHT TOP NOOOOOOOO
>>62375298kek
>>62375298>the next rallyawww, that's adorable
>>62375302i think its retail vs retail right now
>>62375294no crying in the casino
DEPLOY THE V
>>62375302front running warsh tomorrow
Holy fuck it's over everything is red
what da heeeellllllll
Jerome Barak Axios Ayatollah whatever deploy the vvvvvv
>>62375301Based. Pump my NTDOY bags
>so much as say im buying>it insta dumpsWhat is this effect called in finance?
>>62375321sorry mumu wars over, this is what you wanted right? no more peace headline pumps!
just hold that shit over night. Degenerate asians will pump that shit up 10% pre market tomorrow anyways. They fucking love speculating and gambling
any of that there news?
Damn I've never timed a trade like this before. Bought 100 shares at $180 yesterday and sold at $220 today.
>>62375302>Market makers realise Hormus isn't a quick fix>Lebanon/Israel situation complicating MoU>SPCX IPO most ridiculous valuation and price action I've ever seen>FOMC tomorrowYesterday was the top, SPY is clearly on the right shoulder of a big old head and shoulders.I think we bottom around 6,600, probably mid to end of July. I will be slurping hard fast and with a vengeance.
>>62375328selling the picotop can be even more joyful than the profits themselves
HALLLP DONALD JEW TRUMP HALLLPP HALLLLLLPPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEoXtdUD80E
>>62375300this website is dying cause irl sucks and shitposting has leaked into shitliving so might as well go draw on the real forum instead of this
>>62375322Kek
>>62375300two threads
>>62375335
Trump better start a new war fast
First time investing and bought AMD at $540 but it's already down to like $525...I fucked up bros...
WHAT'S GOING ON!!!
>>62375347top signal
ALB
>>62375216Nigga SpaceX is going +10% every day for the next 3 months
Nooooo I bought the top
>>62375348ITS HABBENUNG
Today is a good day to die.I mean buy
If only I could place puts on SPCX I feel it’d pay off
weird everything including spcx is dumpening
i dont even own it but love to see it going to 1000
why line go down :(
I sold at a profit, now I wait
Just sold all my LUNR, fuck the space slop market. Any tickers worth dropping 20k on?
>>62375348DO NOT PANIC SELL, consider gooning so you dont press something stupid
the ponzi is collapsing in real time
>>62375258NOOO WHY IS IT GOING DOWN I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED REDDIT YOU TOLD ME SPCX WAS GOING TO 10T MKTCAP NMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62375354mumu.....
>took the bobo pill>doing greatI apologize fellow bobros. I didn't know the truth.
I’m still green on a fee things do I seel and buy in again later?
>>62375348THE. TOP. IS. IN.
>>62375368
I buyed
>4% floating>You only need a moderate amount of money to make it bump double digits %>This results in the 96 remaining % to pump as much relative in %So, at this point, the stocks market is just a fake money pump scheme. All Musk has to do is ask one of his billionaire pal to buy some shares, and it results in him now being valued a 2 or 3 trillion dollar billionaire.This is all a fucking scam, holy shit.
>>62375368The sucking sound will be him in an alleyway after his AI shorts backfire
>>62375374WE ARE GOING TO $10
>>62375372welcome nigga
The squoze has been squeezered
>>62375372>Took the bobo pill a day early>Irredeemably fucking wreckedIts my own fault for trying :_:
>>62375232You know what's really funny is I sold all my leveraged tech stocks right here.
Should I lower my 200 SPCX order?
>>62375384its not to late my dear bear cub join us
>>62375389nobuy market
>>62375389>200 limit you had 205 right when you posted this
Just put a covered call in for spacex, 24k buckaroonies to me, strike price at $215 2 days $13 premium.Bought in at $180. It was good gambling with you guys but I'm out, I made my little money.
Just think, we'll never see spcx below 200 ever again
>>62375382How do I put limits on puts? I see the asking price but how can I calculate what the x.xx price is to what the price of the stock will be?
IEEE is taking AMFN seriously.
>>62375368Ok bro
the Facade is coming down,the dead cat bounce is always victorious
>>62375421>industry insiders invite an insider to talk at an insider conference don't put IEEE on a pedestal, it's a fucking maze of siloed industry cabal microstates that are constantly trying to backstab each other
>imagine missing out on gains from a stock led by a CEO with a cult behind him that helps hold his companies up to ridiculous market caps and evaluationsSeriously are bobos just dumbasses? This seemed like such an easy win. No brainer, especially after I smack bobo. No respect to you bobo
>>62375377The real fun begins once the insider lockup periods start expiring
that was a delectable little pump.now that my cash pile has gotten plumpier, whats the next play? kind of feeling like apeing INTC
>>62375420what platform are you using?
SpaceX is a literal shitcoin where Musk and his companions own 96% of the supply.
>>62375434I sold it yesterday, can't break 130. Piece of crap.
>>62375434GRRRTrips confirm.
>>62375438Cope
Intcel bros...
>>62375434grrr, mnts, nbis, poet, wolf
>>62375437Etrade
it's red it's all red why the fuck did you even pump if you were gonna dump it all away the next day gay ass market
>>62375434I just had a pleasant customer support experience with INTC. On one hand my brand-new CPU died after only a couple of months, but on the other hand they shipped me a replacement very quickly.
>>62375444Checked. Trips never lied to me.
>>62375450not familiar with it sorry lad
So let me get this straight. Amazon is now worth less than SpaceX when they make more profit in 1 quarter than SpaceX makes revenue in a year. What the actual fuck is going on?
>>62375458Yes you dumb fucking retard. Just like TSLA is worth more than Ford when it comes to cars.
>>62375456That's ok, thanks bobto
>>62375458Why would share price be correlated with profit?
>>62375458I don't see any rockets to Mars being sold so SpaceX is better
>>62375453profit taking
>>62375379keeeeek
>>62375438I also hate making money fellow redditor
Sure got awful quiet around here
spacesex puts are unbelievably cheap. bought $180 6/18 puts for like 2.15
Any white women in this thread? What are you buying today? I want to make some money and I'm tired of listening to these chuds.
>>62375475Musk is the king of reddit lolFucking moronic jeet shill
>>62375453index boomers are selling because they don't want to hold Musks bags
>>62375480Holy shitskin seethe
>>62375372you will lose all your money by next weekdon't do it anoni speak from experience (and i still make bearish trades and lose my money every week)
>>62375486I thought they weren't allowed to sell for at least 15 days or more lol
>>62375489based not-learning-from-prior-experienceanon
>>62375482>you're a jeet because I can't make money in the easiest market ever
> nows
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>QTEX only down 4% after that retarded gigapumpUhhhh?
>>62375458A lot of people have made the note that companies you've never heard of like Palm IPO'd at the end of the tech bubble in the early 2000s to massive overvalued ratios. SPCX is that, it's the overvalued corpo fucking up the market. Elon is a gay retard.The only possible thing you can say is "maybe it'll just be a 25% correction" as space x hits its real valuation and elon sells to buy DRAM for his space stations.
>>62375482>replying to wojakers
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Be honest who here:>Bought the SPCX $230 top>Bought the MU $1130 top>Bought the SNDK $2160 top
>>62375502Jeet green texted head cannon, doesn't change the fact your shilling king redditor musk while calling other people redditFucking moron
So it seems like people know profit taking will start at around $230. The current price action is a result of front-running that. But the fact that Indices haven't even started buying yet means no one wants to sell at these levels. I think we can only go up.
>>62375510Ohh are you on discord with him too lol get fucked faggots
its because /biz/rael said they aren't leaving any territory that they have occupied. the iranians going for the talks in switzerland are likely to get mossaded
Where is Jerome when we need him most?
>>62375515>230Couldn't even break through 225, don't be delusional.
Arab Gulf states announce they won't be paying for the $300 billy reparations to Iran
KEK EVERYTHING BAGGOTS
>>62375523That's what I'm saying. No one wants to get dumped on so they're freaking the fuck out and trying to get out early. But there's still so much more potential upside, like we could even see $300 or more if everyone lets this run up. It's not worth it to sell at $210.
>>62375489What am I supposed to do then bro until i reach enough capital for easy shit
>>62375216I'm crabbing Bobo.
>>62375515when are they supposed to be buying in? i thought they started last night during that mad run to 230
>spacex $208
>>62375486it sure is rugging and raping me i have yesterday's gain to the decimal except with the sign reversed
>>62375515Profit taking should happen around 30 day, since that's when the first lock up ends
>>62375316What dumbass stocks are you holding? I am crabbing.
>>62375482>>62375514be more subtle or fuck off
>>62375537June 18th, June 26th, June 29th, and July 6thLast night was a result of algorithms buying up all the shares. And the fact that it hit 230 and dumped means it's a key level.
tell me about SPCX candles why do they look like that
STOP TAKING GAINS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS IT IS SUPPOSED TO PUMP, NO DUMP OR CRAB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
So is there actually a deal?
>>62375538Hard to entice baggies in this economy
>>62375557normally id say that short sellers but in this particualr case id say it's a bug in your chart
stocks only go up
>>62375549take your own advice, butt blasted shillcord
sold a LITE 800 put 30 days out, this dump is too ridiculous
>hit 11am>everything crabsLUNCH BREAK
>>62375563>The initial deal establishes a 60-day negotiating window to tackle broader issues like Iran's nuclear program and sanctions relief. In return, the U.S. has agreed to lift its naval blockade, and Iran has agreed to a "toll-free" reopening of the StraitHowever >Iran heavily mined large segments of the shipping lanes during the conflict. Under the terms of the agreement, it could take up to seven weeks of active mine clearance operations to map out safe, reliable routes. Major shipping organizations (like BIMCO) are advising vessels that transiting right now remains highly risky.
USA lost the war to Korea. USA is a colony of Korea. Without Korea, they can't even make television. The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
I thought I did pretty good with my calls...
>>62375513i bought the $200 spcx "top", sold the picotop at $225
What are some cheapies to buy now that everything is dumping?
I’m too scared to look at the charts for today. Do I just panic sell while my stuff is still green and buy in ag the bottom? If everything still going down?
>>62375572What even is your angle with this
>>62375570EAT FASTER CHUDSMY SOXL IS GETTING BDSM'd
>>62375580SPCX
>>62375575Forgot Pic related
>>62375580SMCIGRRRNFLXPURRAAOIMETAGRABPLTRKEELASTTE
>>62375568Photons gonna crab for a while it seems.
>>62375538When everyone is bearish at something, the something usually goes up. Same goes for the bullish, just like oil.
>>62375580>>62375587lol unironically, it touched $204 an hour ago and im pissed i didnt slurp it.
>>62375580I wanna say MSFT but its pissing me off
>>62375557someone said it was old trades that were reported to the exchanges late, not actual trades happening at the time. This seems true tor any of the 150, 135 spikes. The ones around 174 seem the same, but I don't know what significance that number holds
>>62375596msft is ibm 2.0, even nadella said so
>>62375580NBIS is crabing for now.
CUT MY PORT INTO PIECES
>>62375582add more funds
>>62375605THIS IS MY LAST FOMO
OH FUGGG WHY IS EVERYTHING DOOOMPING AHHHHH
>>62375600what is that insinuating? that it is something shitty that everyone got used to or that they are all inning into quantum?
>>62375580MNST
WOLF lost more than half of yesterday's gains.
>>62375606Can’t, gambled on the White house ufc fight and lost I was going to use those earnings to buy in to this weeks market.
>>62375567>1pbtidbe more subtle or fuck off
market straight poopin bruhkevin warsh better square up
>>62375616You come off as the kind of guy who's allergic to peanuts boss.
Test
>>62375582Depends on what you bought. I am hearing some crying because they were visited by Bobo. But I am here crabbing in just about everything. Only slightly in red because one over valued stock is dumping. (Yeah I sold almost half when it was high a month ago.) Mostly positive outlook for me.
I was promised a summer melt up
I am going to make SO MUCH money from PLSR next week
>>62375616all this because you couldn't face the fact you were shilling king redditor musk by calling other people reddit, how fucking pathetictake your L, faggot shitskin
>>62375615That what you get for betting on the broken home manlet instead of the american chad. Stick to VOO kid
>>62375615>and lostyou bet against america? during pic related? try to read the thaum field next time
>>62375624yeah but that was 3000 years ago
>>62375625Qrd?
I just took an explosive dump. Real fire and brimstone type stuff. Now that's it over with, I think we can get back to our regularly scheduled pumping.
>>62375624The boys over at the F. E. & D.will be decreasing the fun rate. No fun allowed until the market is operating normally again boss.
>>62375619I'm not your boss, chief>>62375626jesus christbe more subtle or fuck off
We need a SPCX general.Who let all this... sort in here?The IQ of biz threads has been falling at the fastest rate scene since that unfortunate business with dog food salesman and the recreational computer programs store. They ought to have their own dinning club.
>>62375164Why the mu dump? Thinking of reentry but might wait for earnings dump
>>62375624KMB is melting up right now and you're crying?
>Its another Midterm Market Murder episode>He didn't sell in May and go away>He's not coming back in July for the next high
Sorry guys I moved 50k into voo this morning and cause the market to crash
My Wall Street miniature bull isn't helping at all anons..Should I buy a real one?
SPACEBROS WE ARE BACK
>>62375637no ufucking moron predditor
>>62375646Its going to be $230 by end of week no doubt
>>62375641I'm here to goon in June and that's all there is to it
everything is recoveringhope yall bought the diphow does one see this shit coming though before it happens
>>62375646We can bring Elon musk to 2 trillion dollars if we keep buying
>>62375645>He keeps a miniature Lisbon funicular to taunt the victims of the crash he manufacturedDelightfully devilish dear smigger, well played.
It\s happening, guys. Analysts were trying to bury Sandisk's HBF to prop every other memory-related company up as immune to Chinese production due to HBM and their their disinterest in HDDs, but accidentally made everyone panic. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
haha above 213 haha
>>62375645start rubbing it
>>62375622My individual stocks are down (fine with that desu)My etf’s are still up I just want to lock in my gains
they're firing up the V machines again
>>62375651You spoke too soon. Things won't recover.
>>62375627>>62375628Well I’m not american soFunnily enough every other match I though would go the way it did but didn’t bet on any except the main card I juts think I’m not cut out for sports better
Did Moderna cure cancer?
>>62375640wish i had more KMB unironically the only thing saving my port...
>>62375193Around 210, I guess. Someone said SPCX will go above 300 this week so I'll keep my measly 1700 SPCX until next week.
USO AND OIL HAVE COLLAPSED
>>62375663Yeah with an injection. Close your eyes, open your mouf and I'll give you a dose.
>>62375669I have this worry in the back of my mind that oil bulls are right all along and a pump to $200 oil is imminent once tank bottoms are hit
>BEN>NUE>TT>ECLBoringbros, we eating good.
>>62375669Should've listened to Trump. He is a man of his word.
The great Korea crash begins tonight, all levels of circuit breaker will be hit.The population will drop a million overnight due to suicides from the overleveraged.Best Korea will seize the moment and invade, where they will be welcomed as liberators.
>>62375669too bad its having no effect on the market
>>62375678it's in no countries interest, including irans, to have oil go that high.they made it very clear over the last 4 months
>>62375558This. Hate when that happens
>>62375453Let them sell, long term people will buy
>>62375571hope you're having a good day babe. i'm scaling back my trading, getting ready for my big trip. i'm gonna drive across the country, then head to europe. still a couple weeks before i leave but trying not to get hooked. it might sound exciting, but i really want something else, this is a compromise i'm making. i figure it's too late to change your mind about things before i go, but i'll be back in the fall and i don't think i'll forget about you. i hope you spend some time thinking about me and us, you could be loved and cared for, starting a family instead of all this.
TIME OUTTIME OUTDEPLOY THE VEEDEPLOY THE FUCKING VEEEEEEED E P L O YEPLOYT H EHEV E E E E EEEEEE
>>62375660No they're not, they're fueling up the jets for another round of Iranian bombings.
How could this happen to THEEEEEEEEE
I'm gonna slurp some LITE, maybe some SNDK if I'm feeling frisky
>back to yesterday's pricesit's over
>that small bump at the toplol new to the game people thought its a good time to buy
>>62375543Institutions have to time their exits around when Indices buy, because that's when the most guaranteed buying pressure will happen(when you're trying to offload millions of shares the best timing is when buying pressure is at its highest). They also have price targets based on whatever math they've cooked up. It's not like they have take profit all at once. So if you can guess those price levels and dates then you can time the top. We have the dates since they're public, now we have to guess the prices.
>Told myself not to panic buy early in the day since it never goes well>Did it anyway>Down 3%SIGH I hate myself
I do not understand IPOsis SPCX still an IPO? Why did they say i can not sell in the first 30 days of IPO? I sold a fraction this morning. SPCX is very confusing.
>>62375567>>62375626>>62375647damn dudehave you considered being more subtle?
Just take your fucking profits and go masturbate, normal people are here to make money long term
>>62375700they're taking their time today
I sold. Time to deploy the v.
I am about to subtly grab em by the pussy. Who's in?
>>62375625Please elaborate. I've been sitting on a few hundred shares at 1.04 hoping for news.
>>62375700ok looks like the V is here
~1 more hour until deploymenti know these things
Is that the V?
>>62375723>why did they say I can't drive 100mph, my accelerator works fineenjoy your IPO banyou kids are so lucky you don't have to deal with PDT rule
>>62375728Shut up boglehead. Enjoy holding my bags.
SELL EVERYTHING NOW
>>62375734Nah flat till kevin drops the mic
>>62375549>>62375616>>62375637>>62375725seething shitskin lol subhuman
im so tired of winning anons
>>62375738Iran can immediately sell oil, that is the V
>>62375742The PDT rule was such a fucking nothingburger. If you can't afford a 2022 Nissan Altima you shouldn't be larping as a quant.
>>62375743Whole fucking 10 USD of em
I fucked up, I thought the press conference was today, so now I got like 100 of these fucking IWM calls that are so far out of the money they're trading at like 3 cents boss.
>>62375491he means people who hold qqq, msci, russel and such indexes are selling their index etfs so they won't hold spcx
>>62375753stillit was a rite of passagewe're creating a generation of lemmings who think anything that's not automatically blocked by your broker must be ok>>62375749be more subtle or fuck off
>>62375775Shut up or I'll send Mr. Peanut after you boss.
>>62375748I wanna peel off that top so bad. People claim teens aren't hot. Oh shit the Sandisk recovery is more violent than the WDC pump.
>>62375723IPO: initial PUBLIC offering. Equity firms, businesses, and various other institutions and parties get first dibs on stock prior to it being offered to us average joes. Federal law says that those interested parties who already own the stock aren't allowed to pump and dump on us until the 30 day lock-in done. It gives the goy a sporting chance to avoid rug pulls.
>naval engagement reported between British and Russian vessels in the English channel naval engagement reported between British and Russian vessels in the English channel >naval engagement reported between British and Russian vessels in the English channel https://nitter.poast.org/FaytuksNetwork/status/2066901138507706748#m
shaddup evrbody
>>62375669It's barely having effects on my oil companies though, meaning it's all fake and gay
>>62375742What IPO ban? I just bought another fraction of SpaceX. The retards are the only people in the room that know what they are doing because this entire game is retarded.
how are your oil bags doing?
>>62375781Oh, shit. Time to sell again and hire a busty t--- hooker.
>>62375777Checked, please give gookfu a proper hug at some point
>>62375775no you, now go back to where you belong with your king, FAG with the color of shit for skin
Oil down, stocks down
76 evens are trading
>>62375793Wheeeeeeeeee!
>>62375793SPCX is up and will be up, though.
Please tell me everything will be ok
I was promised a v?
There goes a week of gains. Sick. Every trade I made today went the opposite way. Fuck niggers.
>>62375781a warning for all shipping passing through the area has been issued, Russian corvette Grigorovich is apparently shooting at yachts in the area
>>62375658Your ETFs are shorting. As soon as I said that somebody took it as in invitation to short a bunch of good companies that can easily still go up. What I have is what I intend to hold for years. I know about the Benner cycle as much as your stock brokers. And yes in spite of this some things do go up in a bear market. They could lose money shorting some of that. Or I reload my gun before they pump back up something they successfully shorted. Please, I let them beat the shit out my dummy shares so they don't fuck up other stuff. There is more than one hunter sitting in waiting. Most with much bigger guns ready to pull that trigger.Those ETFs are funds for someone else's gambling money. They don't always make the best decisions. I have carefully researched what I have. But I notice that there is frequent low information investing done by hedge funds.
fucking rigged gay ass shit yesterday's gains wiped out down to the last digit why even fucking pump in the first place
>>62375807Just nuclear torpedo em
>>62375805Never bet against America.
>>62375807>warships....>some random richfags yachtcyka blyat GET HIM
>>62375807is 2026 the BRICS chimpout year? i hope they transition to the find-out phase quickly
Gonna go to the hospital. Wish me luck and see you all later.
>>62375817Good luck
>Be european>Go sailing >Get shot
>>62375817good luck anon, hope nothing is too fucked up
>>62375817I was there last friday
>>62375826New
>>62375817good luck anon
>>62375812Nigger i had qqq calls
>>62375807They thought it was a Japanese ship. Yes, they're retarded like that.
>>62375567>>62375626>>62375647>>62375749>>62375792sir this is a stock thread, be more subtle or fuck off
fuck it SPY 0DTE calls bought
and look at it crater immediatelythe market targets me personally
>>62375817Always remember, we are all family here.
>>62375858imagine switching vpn proxies several times because you couldn't stand having your reddit wojack made fun of because you were shilling for the king of that shithole site elon musktake the L, faggot shitskin
>>62375885be more subtle or fuck off
>>62375895no, you
>>62375513I actually resisted doing anything today and just held my trading cash in cash. I'm very pleased with myself.
>>62375872I think its ogre for me if theres no SPY rally
I gave myself AI psychosis on purpose so I could fit in better.
>>62375847-97% im ngmi
So why is SPY slowly trundling downwards? I was expecting at worst sideways trading after an official end to hostilities and potentially a boringly slow increase.
>>62376137
>>62375567>>62375626>>62375647>>62375749>>62375792>>62375885>>62376215be more subtle or fuck off
>>62376145I told you to buy puts last night, did you do it or are you blowing your one shot at financial freedom?
>Everything bleeding out to feed SPCXlol
>>62376281really? im not seeing much of it on this endmust be that greenshoe business bogging it down
