Fell for it again edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://niggapoop.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62375164
>>62375826Wet dick red dog like damn dog
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
spcx to 250
>>62375826>KMB up 7% this weekWinning shouldn't be this easy.
Russia is about to chimp out, you have been warned
>Almost all my gains from yesterday have been wiped outIs it because the market is finally realizing the Iran deal is another nothingburger lie?
>>62375826Should i hope back in mu? There are more gains to be had
>>62375837nakadashi
Is vee in the room with us right now?
The FAKE NEWS lamestream mainstream media is truly dishonest and disgusting! They've been wanting our Leader to end the SMCO in Persia for 4 months and now that he has, in a Great Victory for our United States, suddenly they want our Leader to demand an Unconditional Surrender from Iran. We got the straight open and no nuclear weapons, that's all we ever wanted boss.
AI COMPUTER IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS FREAK THE FUCK OUT NOWWWW
> nows
“D-daddy why didn’t you buy SpaceX in 2026?”
MUgadischu
>>62375857"because i am not a retarded goy slave dear"
>>62375859kek
>>62375857If someone starts hearing voices when looking at their cum rag they should probably seek help from a professional boss.
>>62375856Monke :)
>>62375844I saw their construction site in NY, and it's like a global effort, like they are colonizing a planet or something
My paycheck computer is going out of business
First
>>62375857"Sweetie, you don't understand. The CEO was a NAZI!"
What do I buy with $5k to see a 10x return and why?
Please end at 250 today. I want my money back
Selling all of my June losses and making double profit by putting it all into sneed disk drive
>>62375880novavax
>>62375880Why buy when you can sell?
>>62375881
>>62375857I fucked up so bad canceling my ipo request. I made so many bad calls last week.
>>62375881Really? Thats so far otm
>>62375857Id make her go outside and read our certified goy sign.
>tech dramatically overbought>fucking spacex>/smg/ fomoing in at the top
>>62375857because im not a slave to kikes
>>62375883Why?
>>62375890He's poor and it was a moonshot
im having a bad day
>>62375903Well I'm sorry to hear that, but it's about to get a whole lot worse boss.
>>62375903we all are man
>>62375906ahem
>>62375901They were cheap and I wanted to make a quick couple hundred. Each will be worth 1k easily if it hits 250 today
>>62375837>pumps back up over 12%H*ck! Should have moved into SpaceX instead of WDC. You even get tight, sexy lolis like this one. But that thing has a floating eye. Is it really a loli or is it a rug?
markets at ATHtomato salad finviz chart
I boughted today before the dump was over.At least my uranium investments are doing ok
DEPLOY THE Λ
>>62375910
THAT DOES IT! I'm buying SPCX. Yes, FOMO. Fuck you all I can't stand you getting richer malakas
>>62375905quazer, please have a nice day
>>62375905>but it's about to get a whole lot worse>bosshe was shorting SPCX shares two at a time, market jannies couldnt even get their front runs in to take his money...
>>62375888I put in 5K USD and got like 550 USD worth of shares out of it. Not much to regret on that one anon.
just let it dump you fucking niggersi'm so tired of V after V after Vany drop gets instaslurped
>>62375931so you are anti-V then?
>>62375931except whatever i buy which is usar and spaifwant to sell spaif but i know once i do it will giga pump as usual
Umm... SOXL bros?
>>62375934I got out of SPAIF back above 4 and never looked back.
>SpaceX immediately takes all of the money it got from its IPO and dumps it into buying an AI company that isn't profitable>it spent $60 billion to buy a company that only earned $1 billion in 2025 and lost $1.2 billionThey just spent all their IPO funding on an AI company that has a PS ratio of 60 and a PE ratio of -300
I’m new to investing, what stocks should I be buying? Space x seems valued high.
>>62375933i'm a bear because the market is retarded and needs a correction
>>62375941i bought the dip to 2,4 recently and now its 2,0its fucking over
>>62375945June 30th the spacex dump begins.
What am I supposed to tell my children when they ask me why I didn’t buy SpaceX? Why they’re so poor and hungry? I’m not feeling so good!
>>62375945>BROOO SPACE IS THE NEW FRONTIER >look inside>more AI
>>62375948Just buy SpaceX and let the goyim deal in the real world boss.
>>62375951It is, unironically, over. Wait for a peak in RSI and sell.
SpaceX's market cap is currently higher than Amazon's
>>62375948lazy set it and forget it AI bidsINTCSNDKDRAMneoclouds (NBIS/IREN/CRWV, a bit riskier)disregard what others are saying for bag shilling, you are too stupid to find an edge that hasnt run up and so are the dumb jeets shilling you "gorilla tech technologies" lol
>>62375870And?
>>62375963add AMKR to that list, they are a US chips packaging facility. just recently had a deal with TSMC too
>>62375970>>62375963Yes, AMKR is a bit more of a niche bet but still definitely can run, packaging is big.
>>62375945>pretends he knows business better than the only trillionaire in the worldYou could have just bought SPCX
>>62375924We aren't at the FOMO stage yet lol this is still launch phase SPCX to 1000
I'm a red nutted nigger with a jacked off dick, they'll never catch me cuz I so swift
>robinhood: (money bag emoji) your options are in the money>*look inside*>my cc's will be taken awayReeeeee
If they're going to crash it, they'll crash it during lunch to teach retail a lesson in trying to force MMs to buy by buying calls, a lesson about who's got the bigger dick.19 minutes left for the meme rocket stock. After that you'll be safe.Until then there is a loaded mossberg resting against your temple.
>>62375882hope you bought today's picobottom around $1,991, it was free money>>62375963based sneedisk recommender
bros my v.....
>>62375985>selling CCs into a recoveryYou can't be that fucking stupid, oh wait I forgot where I was boss.
>Elon happens to buy pretty much the only non-Jewish AI companyIs he secretly based?
>>62375975>>62375955>>62375952Apparently it was a stock dilution. So Elon is basically using the company being public to dilute it to buy more companies while everything is at an all time high and its working lol
>>62375987interesting theory, however a slight issue: i'm loaded with putstherefore the market is only allowed to go up
Was so scared I bought the top on SpaceX. Then I remembered that it's going to 400
I'm gonna be bagholding PL for a while aren't I
>>62376005>for a while
If I look at the rest of my portfolio, besides the one thing Robinhood bamboozled me on, will I be down? Why did the market dump earlier and is it still dumping?>>62375882Noooooooo this should have been me!!!! Not Cloud, but me!!!!!!!!!>>62375929Same, I got so few shares that their threats of banning me from buying into new IPOs falls on deaf ears. Oh I lose out on getting a fww shares on another IPO? Kek
>>62376003I'm solely talking about SPACX If its going to dump it'll dump in the next 14 minutes.I don't personally believe the powers that be want us to gamma squeeze into an even more concentrated market, but maybe. But if they don't. we will find out shortly.
>>62375978My nuts are red from psoriasis. Is that what you have too?
>>62375963Whats a neocloud?
>>62376017He's a liar, how can he have red nuts if he's black boss?
>>62375993Visa is up 2℅
>>62376020imagine if aws was hideously unprofitable
>>62375966After seeing all that betting against that company is braindead retarded to me
>>62375936Should i hop back in?
>>62376016i see. however, i also own SPCX puts so enjoy the gamma squeeze
>>62375882What a bizarre way for the timelines to diverge. The original Cloud was saving himself for marriage like a good Christian.
>>62376020If you want a chance of ever even having an edge in today's market stop asking retards on 4chan basic definitions and type it into claude. Here they can even write it with a retarded newfag chan style>be me>"neocloud" drops in conversation>think it's some weather startup or a vape flavor>nope>just some no-name company that bought a warehouse full of H100s on borrowed money and now rents them to you by the hour>basically AWS if AWS had no infra history, no margins, and a CFO sweating bullets every time Nvidia's lead times change>"disruptive AI infrastructure play" they say>it's a leveraged bet on GPU scarcity wearing a cloud-shaped trenchcoat>mfw the whole business model is "please let the AI bubble last long enough to pay off the chips">tfw it's just rented metal with a pitch deck
>>62375987I don't think it will crash but we'll probably see people profit taking. We're up like 2/3rds from IPO price.
>>62375843given many related parties are expressing confusion why they're being asked to do things without any consultation, ya probably.
>>62375997Wait, Elon bought Mistral?
>>62376020GPU compute
>>62376026I don't know. I feel like God is punishing me to spread the psoriasis to my nuts and pole though. I don't know what I did other than slack off like I usually do.
>>62376017>>62376026They're red from drilling on that who-ha. Balls clapping on that monkey
>>623760358 Minutes left until you are safe(realistically because I am calling it that, it will dump at 1:02)
Mu will recover r-right? Asking for a friend who bough Pre-Market.
>>62376040>Arthur MenschYeah definitely not Jewish
not only did yesterday's gains got wiped out, my positions are right back to two fridays ago when the big dip happened i love negative passive income
is there any reason to not buy spacex puts if you already own shares? Like if it goes up it goes up and im happy but if it goes down i can use the put to buy more
>>62376011Fuck imagine being a neet that finally gets the courage to all in his $1m dividend portfolio that allows him to neet and the stock he chooses, Sandisk, does exactly this!
what wierds me about the SPCX thing is it is now worth more than TSLA and at least TSLA like has real customers and assets.
>>62376057the reason is it's massively bullish so you're going against the trend but if you have real conviction to believe it will go down then why not
Hey guys I'm now a major shareholder in the Space Exploration Technologies Corporation.
>>62376063Has TSLA ever built a data center in outer space boss?
Bought at 222. Bought at 211. That's both the top and the bottom. Perfectly balanced.
>>62376052This is you diversify retardI am in>EFV>VEA>VWO>VUG>VO>VOO>VTVAnd I am down 0.04% (90 bucks)
>>62376073that's it, I have Elon Derangement Syndrome now.
>>62376063I think people under appreciate the IP and talent SpaceX has. They basically got all the NASA brains that Obama gutted. They're like the Google of the top areospace graduates too in the USA.
>>62376082Just wait for the TSLA partnership where they build battery powered rockets that can travel to and from the moon boss.
>>62375911Bruh
So tomorrow's blood red, no?
>>62375877How long until to be a Nazi become ESG?
>Zachary Cohen>@ZcohenCNN>New: US intel agencies have recently assessed that Iran can effectively turn the Strait of Hormuz on & off -- at will -- going forward, meaning it has acquired a powerful new ability to hurt the global economy as a result of Trump/Israel starting the war, sources tell me & @NatashaBertrand.>“We have now handed Iran de facto control over the strait – a weapon more powerful than any nuke,” 1 of the sources said.AAAAAAAAH IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE A REMOTE CONTROL
>>62376063I do think we are going long on orbital data centers
>>62376091>CohenSurely he’s objective on this conflict!
>>62376082Obama didn't gut NASA, shill post
So the ServiceNow rebound was just a dead cat bounce? I think it’s over
>>62376091WE NEED BOOTS ON THE GROUND ASAP!!!!!
Liquidated all SPCX at 35% profit. Will get back to it after the greed passes.
>>62376091So hurting people in their wallets is worse than a nuclear blast? Let me guess, 1 of the sources (the one who made this claim) is a jew.
>>62376091Why do retarded chuds all think they know the best secret backdoor twitter sources and can sell the news days before a reputable news org picks it up?
>>62376104every time I have to suffer that shitware, it's painfully slow. I'm glad if it's going down the shitter. let it get bought and sold for parts.
>>62376063>Tesla reals customer is spaceXGrim
>>62376091>natashawas she in bed to get this quotelel
>>62376106And where will you muster those troops for a 3 month minimum buildup when you’re within range of their medium range ballistic missiles and drones up to 2500km? Are the supposed to then drive to the fucking battle for a few days?
So all this time, the sole reason that "people", especially on /smg/ and the kind that spams "illegal and unconstitutional war" in the OP, refused to invest in SpaceX and make it big is because they are a seething troon D who fell for the propaganda about Elon?
We are so back!
>>62376074151 and 218 here lol
>>62376122Who..is...back?...
>>62376121That's an accurate assessment
>>62376046Bahahahaha you thought you could get me you tricky fucks!I know what bait looks like and sold those puts before that pump.Nice try, nice try! Make it less obvious next time!
>>62376127
>>62376134:)
when SPY rally
>>62376110Looking at back door twitter sources got me a 100% gain on USO in feb , stay mad nigga
guys i desperately need to ape something... and dont you fucking dare say grrr i am not buying that RIDICULOUS monkey stock!!!
>>62376136aftermark rally only just to spite you
I gave myself AI psychosis on purpose so it would help me fit in better.
Funny how we don't hear anyone posting about PLTR anymore
>>62376140Oracle.
>>62376110>reputable news orgName 5.
>>62376110There are no twitter sources anymore. Get with the times or get left behind boss.
>>62376142Honestly looking like it
>>62376109The point is that nukes are unusable but closing the strait is very doable. Look at Russia. It hasn't been able to take Kiev and has suffered half a million casualties despite having the biggest nuclear arsenal in the world. Nukes are only good for MAD.
henlo mister kevinthis is not good todayplease lower the ratesthank u mister kevin
>>62376146>mfw his manifesto about protecting the west was the topIt is sad *hugs you*
>>62376146>lets invest into software while hardware is bulldozing ATH every weekborderline bobos, PLTR is going sub 100 before it does anything else
>bought this in January because Pelosi did>down 8% YTDuh...pelosibros?is our girl losing her touch?
>>62376161Literally what
>>62376161do you think undead vampires operate in YTD timescales? shit's mooning in 2050
>>62376160Hopefully back to 21 dollars where I sold it for pennies back in 2024
>>62376161>BernsteinSounds like a sure thing, just give it time
So why is SPY slowly trundling downhill? I was expecting at worst sideways trading as a formal truce is signed and SPCX siphons away all the retards--maybe even a boringly slow +0.5 by the end of the day. But to be down 2.4% with three more hours of trading is brutal.
>>62376161Elizabeth Warren got uppity with Bessent, it's over for congress traders
>>62376179This is why we ABBKAlwaysBeBuying KMB
>>62376179>Markets are digesting warnings that Friday's reopening of the Strait of Hormuz promised by the US-Iran agreement isn't likely to be easy, and it could take months for oil shipments to ramp up. Uncertainty over the deal's details, which have yet to be released, is also cooling optimism. However, US officials have said commercial traffic will be allowed to use the waterway without tolls.>That provides a complicated backdrop to the Fed meeting, with recent inflation reports running hotter than expected amid the war in Iran, which has pushed energy prices higher. Its counterpart, the Bank of Japan, on Tuesday raised its benchmark interest rate to a 31-year high to counter those price pressures.>Officials begin their June meeting on Tuesday, ahead of Wednesday's closely watched rate decision — the first under President Trump-backed Chair Kevin Warsh. While the Fed is overwhelmingly expected to hold rates steady this time, many on Wall Street expect a shift toward hikes this year in the "dot plot" of policymakers' expectations. this is why
>>62376192Kek
>>62375945All stock deal numbnuts. And they are paying with the cheapest currency on earth, overvalued SpaceX shares.
You’re all highly gay
can we not just immediately gigapump nowlet me enjoy the dump for a few minutes
>>62376155>nukes are only good for MADI don't even think MAD is a thing. If someone were to use a nuke in self defense, do you really think they'd get nuked back? I mean it's possible but maybe it's not possible.
>>62376108>>62376144
also the mongoloids who participate in this market won't even price the 752 (which SPY is currently touching) put at $1it's so frustrating being a bear
>>62376209Anime website
>>62376209My man pedophilia was cool in the 1800s
LINE GO UP
>>62376201You missed the target so bad your bullet grazed your ear
>>62376216Learn what the fuck RSI means
>>62376216Why it keep going down
>>62376209t.
>SPY dumping>SPCX dumping>people talking about pumps
>>62376193While true it's painfully obvious Trump is going to concoct some harebrained scheme to stimulate the economy ahead of the midterms now that he can pivot away from Iran. I can't say what he'll do or if it'll work but you'd be a fool to think there isn't about to be a lot of government capital moving into the market in some form.
>>62376222The only 3 syllable acronym I care about is KMB
>Plan, trusted>Money, aquired>Lebbitors, seethingIt's good being on the right side of history
DOW 52k
NBIS up 4% in a dump day... Nigga what...
Pls dump, I want to buy WDC cheapies
INCOMINGTHINGS ARE GONNA DUMP AGAIN AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Bot more AMD.
The Advanced Money Destroyer working as intended
>>62376231>we planned to surrender to Iran and pay them reparations libshart
When I quit my job to become a full time SPCX shareholder, I knew that I was making the intelligent man's choice. The thinking man's choice. How did I know this? Because when I bought SPCX shares I was awarded with even more money - for free. This is what the new era of intelligence looks like, when we combine intelligence + AI we create profits once thought udderly unconceptionable. In this moment, I am euphoric; not because of any phony god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by Elon Musk's vision of the futureAnd would you look at that - my SPCX shares just went up again, proving ME and MY choices correct
>>62376246G_d wills it boss.
Feels nice when it dumps and I simply don't buy
>>62376209be more subtle or fuck off
>me bracing for the bull market
how many years are we going to have to wait for an actual dump?
>SOXLCome closer and seeSee into the treesFind the girlWhile you can
>>62376257imagine her farting on your face
>>62376260
>I’m losing value just because the US dollar is doing so poorlyCan you Americans please get your shit together?
it sure is a good thing SK Hynix has returned to normal.
>>62376193They wont be raising shit as long as Trumps in office
>>62376223Mr Tripfaggot, did you buy 0DTE puts like I told you last night or are you spending another day losing money?
>>62376275If I bought $740 I would still be losing money
>>62376267If you want a stronger dollar, it's going to cost you like 5000 points on the boomer 30 boss.
>U.S. gas prices fall below $4 a gallon for the first time since April.
>>62376201Literally me
kek everything baggies
Got insanely cheap rent, good location and apartment, talked to landlord - basically good to only cover their mortgage which is fuck all given what you get today. Thinking about just dumping 50k into vwce and continuing dca for the next 5 years. A bit iffy about dumping the lump sum in right now, but I feel like 5 years is enough to weather whatever happens in the next few years anyway. Thoughts?
I'll give you free alpha:Hamamatsu photonics K.K.You're welcome
>>62376295Buy a house black friend
>Nintendo, WULF and AMFN my only green stocks today
>>62376063SpaceX currently has the global monopoly on heavy orbital lift capabilities.
>>62376300>do search>lunch breakkek
Who needs heavy orbital lift? Do we launch a Space Webb telescope every 3 months?
>>62376300You’re supposed to recommend stuff BEFORE they moon not AFTER.
>>62375911it's not going to reach 250 today budyou don't know what games the big boys are playing. just buy a few shares, maybe with leverage, and wait for the line to go up
I need SP500 to go up and for CAD to crash against the USD
>>62376287What did you do instead to lose money?What is your Profit/Loss so far?Have you learned anything at all yet?
I’m giving SPY all the energy I got, JUMP UP 1%
>>62375826LOOK AT ALL THOSE GIGA DOWN WICKS ON THE SPACEX COMPUTER BUDDYYOU MAY BE H O O K E D
>>62376322CalledLost everythingNothing
>>62376301I'm in EU.Mortgage right now would triple my rent amount, plus extra house/apartment wear & tear costs. Don't think buying a house while having rent this cheap for years to come is ideal. Euribor is also on the rise. I feel like the dca gains over those years would beat whatever real estate gain I'd get after interest and inflation, but that's just me. If I see euribor dropping and it's sane to expect it to continue downwards, I'll reconsider.
Why the mini-dump day?
Will oil go negative again?
>>62376336Jews being Jews, inflation and rate hike jitters
>>62375826Bahahahahahaha
ITS RED!! AAAAAAAAAAAoh wait, SPCX is green lmao
>>62376330Welp at least you'll always have the memories and a few memes. Back to welding in the morning for this dumbass smegro.If only you had listened to me, I tried to save you :_:
>>62376348To be honest I’d continue to be welding even if I made $100k
>>62376349GRRR is breaking out as we speak, please you attention seeking tripfaggot, I am trying to help you.
So optiontards lose and justholdingplantrvstingGODS win again?
what is the play for tomorrow?
>>62376315how else will we pollute space?
>>62376356Swingers get the rope
>>62376344what are they? I'm not getting filled on them
>>62376361This is true
>>62376355The all are
>>62376344I KNOW I KNOWNEVER SEEN THATDURRING MARKET HOURS BEFORE KEK!
>>62376362they're bad ticks from the consolidated tape (i.e., the dozen exchanges that offer trading of spcx). those "wicks" are not buyable.
Options indicate an expected value of SPCX at 250-300
>>62376335Godspeed anon
please V
>>62376357Tomorrow is the day the boys over at the F. E. & D. come out of their tree stump and then Kevin will let everyone know if he saw his shadow or not which will in turn determine the F. E. & D.'s fun rate. If the F. E. & D. is having more fun it means they're taking lots of shekels from the goyim, but if they're having less fun it means they've had to print new currency boss.
TRUMP TWEET SOME SHIT AND MAKE THE MARKET RALLY PLEASE
>>62376362NO ONES GETTING FILLEDLOOK AT YOUR VOLUME JACK! YOUR NUMBERS ARE IN THE TOILET!NO ON IS BUYING ANYMORE, EVEN AT A DISCOUNT!
Is there any point in buying SPCX if i missed the initial launch of the ipo?Really does seem like such a sketchy pump and dump to even try to ride out, but markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent n all that
>>62376380What do you need to avoid defeat today?
>>62376355I would like it to break over 20 before the end of the week so my first test calls don’t go to zero
>>62376384>NO ON IS BUYING ANYMOREthat also mean no one is selling
>>62376385It's going to $1000 and then it's going to split somewhere between $1000 and $2000 boss. You're free to stay out and watch if you're too pussy to put your chips in the pile boss.
>>62376385Just like 0.5% rally for spy really, I know its not coming
>>62376388They will announce the completion of Gorilla Finance acquisition by the end of this week, likely Friday given their recent PR history. I'm expecting huge gap up into the twenties, sell off into the high teens.
>>62376384Ill fill you baby
What happens tomorrow if>25 bepsi cut>25 bepsi hike>woah nelly hold 'er steady
>>62376389the volume was trending down even when it was moving up.control skews toward demand side for stock price, especially when its up.
>>62376399>my stocks dump>my stocks dump>my stocks dump
>>62376382Red like.... DOG DICK?!?
>>62375826>elon gunna blow his trilly status tryna float this shit
>>62375998insiders own a lot, google and fidelity own 12% and it was a 200x for them at these prices. they're locked up until december though. if you're patient you can probably get some a lot cheaper than this if you wait for the next happening. for once i agree with you, it's priced pretty high, it's just that they engineered this to have very few shares floated on a very hot market, and it is a pretty exciting company you've gotta admit it. i didn't buy, i wish i had now, but the valuation just seemed way too high to justify. try not to get sour grapes though, stay disciplined and stick to your plan here and it might pay off. what price do you think is fair?
>>62376399>Retard pump into dump>Retard dump into crab>Pump, crab, dumpThe Hormussy honeymoon period is over, once that deal is signed Friday we won't have any more fake peace deals to pump the markets. I will reenter when Israel bombs Beirut again.
>>62376399Cut would be a white swan event. Hike is some what priced in. Hold would be dovish.
is they doin a stimulus soon?
>>62376400because there's such an obvious wall at 225-230 that people want lower prices before they're willing to risk breaking through.once we reach those prices and enough people are in agreement, then we will go up. and we will go up because it benefits everyone involved.
it's never been so over
MSFT victims how we holding up?
I'm such a fucking retard. I literally sold everything and am just going to buy back in higher... i could kms
>>62376357To buy Octave Intelligence
how do i get the numbers on my robinhood to move faster? shit isnt changing price
>>62376336fomc meeting tomorrow? idk>>62376344wtf are those candles
>>62375881lolat first, somebody bought my 12/16 $350 calls for fucking $33then i bought them back at $25and then somebody bought my 6/18 $235 calls at $6.10 and im not gonna buy those backsorry i know i know. its just that im not gonna do that. LOL
>>62376428Use your profits to take a little trip away, don't check the markets.Come back in TWO MORE WEEKS and voila, cheapies.
>>62376413Tonight?
>>62376344im on 144t spcx and they are unnerving. I did get an options fill on one for a nice profit. they are even freakier looking on the shorter time scales.SPCX shorties, when do we short?
ok m8s, im feeling cocky. I put SpaceX stop loss on 172, and now i wanna join in to next big thing again. I hear that OpenAI gonna IPO. When will that happen?
>>62376427Why haven't you sold yet?
>>62376435I'm going to yurop July 1. I will use my profits to repair my boat tho :)
If the GCC has to come up with 300 billy to pay Iran won't they have to sell off the assets in their sovereign wealth cover this?Don't these funds have lots of US stocks in them?
>>62376419>it’s obvious that there are people who think the thing being sold for more should be sold for lessUh yeah… that’s my point copendeThis is an ugly fucking collection of lines of I ever seen’t one
>>62376427thinking about buying calls
>>62376437Personally ill sell half at 300, and another at 1000 if it doesnt start dumping at 300. So you might wanna short at 400 ish
Guys GRRR is breaking out, last chance to hop in under $20.
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>>62376421It was fun while it lasted…
RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
>>62376428Sell puts
>>62376418Yes, we're getting an America's 250th birthday stimmy soon (everyone except bobos)
Remember to buy TLT to balance your speculative bets
>>62376446Please don't speak to me with jam all over your face like that boy.
>NetflixOh what a fall
>>62376443Its all fucked upLike 15 different 100billionaire funds trying to mess with it.Puts for example have been trading higher while the stock is flat, then falling in value as it goes down,so much fuckery going on its cracking the AIs managing its brains.
>>62376399>25 bepsi cutmarket giga pump, right now the market is pricing in that the chances for a rate cut tomorrow and this year are exactly 0%>25 bepsi hikemarket giga dump, the markets expect that it will happen later in the year, but not tomorrow.>nothing happensthe market is betting this will be the case with a 99.6% probability, with the remainder 0.4% chance assigned to a rate hike (probably just for hedging)>tldrpeepee poopoo. the market can be wrong and the fed can do retarded shit
AMD bros, owari da. We're going bach to $100
>>62376446I need it above 20 before the 18th for my calls. Not that I have much sitting there but itmd be real nice to have it pay out rather than lose 100 bucks
>>62376454Smigger you lasted all of 72 hours, you might be the worst trader to ever grace this board.
ok i sold my puts, bought calls now for the inevitable axios pump
I have strong feeling that the oil price is going to fucking explode sometime soon and I feel obligated to profit from it.
>>62376486>right now the market is pricing in that the chances for a rate cut tomorrow and this year are exactly 0%the fuck did we approve warsh for then, I want a mulligan
Is it me or does the spcx chart after 1pm looks kind of... bearish?
>>62376496Why would you buy calls right before power hour on a down day?
>>62376470Faggler I am whiter than you, your gookfu and any mutant spawn that may be cursed enough to crawl out of your narrow urethra.>INB4 'Ahah! I'm actually a eunuch and can't bare any progeny so my entire life is wasteful hedonism and shitposting without legacy, that's why I am so desperate to be remembered on an anonymous Tyjikstani Kashmir-needling board.' I already know. Faggler!
>>62376494I will return one day with more funds
>>62376485It’s obvious Elon is personally trying to float it while funds are dumping, that’s why it looks so weird, normally an individual can’t do that but he does have a trillion dollars.Wonder how much he’s willing to lose.
>>623765091 in 3 chance we get a megagreen dildo on (manufactured) news
>>62376446>Opening buy orders are not allowed online for this securityOh, okay then.
>>62376490Surely it can't have peaked already? I'm going to lose a lot of money if the bubble pops...
>>62376510>jam covered fingers typed this
>>62376522That's just ((them)) trying to prevent the goyim from becoming gorillionaires, you can contact ((them)) via chat or call and they will let you buy.Ask yourself, why GRRR of all tickers they have under lock and key? Because it is the banker. It is the one that simply can not fail.
>>62376508LAST CHANCE TO BOARD THE TRAIN
>>62376494these AI OC is very based
>>62376005This is me, but with LUNR. Why did I take any advice from boomer market researchers. This is pure assHowever, I found MRVL myself, and that has been going quite nicely. Going to get a decent sum of those
Imagine looking at this chart and thinking higher for longer
ORANGE NIGGER DO SOMETHING
IT POPPED IT POPPED
>>62376540ORANGE NIGGER DO A TWEET… or a truth, whatever its called
As above, so below.
>mfw I put 50% of my stake in VTWAX and 20% more in euro stocks a month agoEnjoy your crash
Buy minors
HOLY SHIT IN BACK IN THE GAME
>>62376531Thanks they have become my autistic obsessionLook, I made us <3 :3
>>62376553are you ok anon, i can give you an e-hug if you want one
someone bake pls
Bought SPCX 220 calls for 6/18. How cooked am I bros?
Aaaand we broke 210
>>62376560I’m fine I just learned I have a gambling addiction, in unrelating news I get my $1,600 check tomorrow
>>62376565LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE 3PM
>>62376559Me reppin citadel
>>62376559you gotta make more of the realistic apus and pepes, ive been stealing them
>>62376560… But I’ll never turn down a hug
>spcx fumbled that’s it. get the fuck out if you are still in. correction is coming before nigger day
>>62376572There is no stealing, all my creations are free for all smiggers except the Faggler.
>>62376564You're playing hot potato. You could end up making money but don't get greedy. Dump them when you're up 30%
Based Google coming through with that end of day pump
I hate the fake nigger holiday week so much. None of these weekly options are priced right.
Kek mumu's green candles keep getting waffle stomped
I remember some anon said an index fund was buying this week, is that true?
And when it’s overThat’s the time I take a loss again
NEW NEW NEWNEW NEW NEW>>62376608>>62376608>>62376608
excellent news! the thunderstorm expected to hit my area looks like it will miss by about 10 miles. the bull market will be just fine.
>>62376614I also baked, should I delete>>62376612
>>62376625I deleted
What the fuck did you guys do to the market
