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Ready to get Warshed Out? edition

>Links for temporarily disgraced potential billionaires (in real terms) and future reference for bulls
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous:
>>62378440
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You guys realize we're bombing Iran soon, right?
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>>62379278
Your girl is coming for that red dog dick, she want the penis sex oooh I'm doing penis sex with my red dog dick
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today I will buy more chink laptop stock
also why do smiggers never actually discuss interesting stocks it’s all memeshit and pennyslop

we could discuss good companies too you know like TXRH and SNA and SPGI
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>ALL TIME HIGH
>FOURTH OF JULY

its simple shit retards
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>>62379280
Good, they deserve to die.
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My Rolley going down as Americans awaken
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>>62379280
cool
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>>62379302
That reminds me, it's almost time for another 4th of July cookout update
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We’re all going to hell today
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Get that SpaceX shit away from me
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> futures
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To the owner of a small business from the last thread:
When you take cash, is it, ehem, under the table? That's how we do it here (Greece).
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>>62379280
yeah i don't think he actually read what he was singing (again) its mid April all over again
https://nitter.poast.org/Osint613/status/2067200736782376988#m
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i need to make money today
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>>62379278
Today tens of millions of people will fall for the same “I wind the first one” to loss chasing behavior trick that has been running since the days before there was money or coinage.
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I am still making money off of sneedisk
>4th of July highs incoming edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62379314

go away fed
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>>62379323
Kek, I knew I'd get that reply but I'm really curious if that thing happens in 1st world countries too.
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SPACXMARINES REPORT IN!!!
Who's ready for another +20% day, i sure am!
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>>62379324

the president of the United States openly brags about not paying his taxes and sued the IRS and downsized the agency after being elected

we just run the country on infinite debt. collecting taxes is pointless now. taxes only existed to keep poor people working until they died but now tech fags and indians promise that human labor is obsolete and Mexicans do everything else robots wont do I guess.
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>>62379324
yes it happens. when dealing with small companies you can often have conversations about discounts when using cash. some restaurants only accept cash, etc.
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>MSFT
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>>62379280

agreed, “peace” is just a cynical maneuver to lower oil orice because summer demand is coming and our reserves are already exhausted.. plus the Iranian economy has been severely stressed by the blockade.. I’m betting this thing falls apart within 60 days because the differences between the two sides are insurmountable.
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>>62379324
>>62379332

there are gas stations that openly advertise on their signs a "cash price" that's lower.

corporations don't pay taxes
billionaires don't pay taxes

just stop filing taxes dude we can be Greece 2.0
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>>62379329
>>62379332
Nice, good to know we're mimicking the best and aren't cucks like the rest of the Euros.
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>>62379324
>US
>1st world
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It's over today isn't it spcx bros
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>>62379337
good because i'm about to drive 3000 miles and my car only takes premium
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>>62379341
Tell us all about your first world shithole is better than America Eurocuck.
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>>62379280
Just don't say the bombing is war then markets doesn't care.
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>>62379344
No matter, we going to mars
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>>62379324
Asked some lone plumber to install a pipe in my bathroom and the first thing he asked afterwards was if we should solve it "black" rather than officially. Now I wouldn't mind but it is my insurance that gets gaped if I don't have it properly recorded that a certified guy did it so I declined him.
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>>62379324
Here in Australia almost every Asian takeaway will do a 5-10% cash discount. Coincidentally GST is 10%.
Retail and hospitality also hire mostly international students/working holiday etc and pay them under the table to get around our minimum wage.
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>>62379351
>>62379344
Fug, I meant Open AI, fixing
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>>62379344

>dude… orbital martian AI datacenter robo waifus
>smokes crack pipe
>does a 360 and moonwalks outta there
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>VT
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>>62379328
500 shares reporting in
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>>62379350

it was kinetic activities over the weekend when the market was closed and now we have a new peace deal (even better) on Monday at market open
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Opinions on TLT calls today?
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>>62379344
>>62379351
>>62379356
>>62379357
>OpenAI (not SpaceX, I need more coffee x.x) had its 2025 financial documents leaked
>Revenue - $13.07 billion
>Operating loss - $20.92 billion
>Net loss - $38.53 billion
>for every dollar of revenue they lose three
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>>62379278
why the fuck won't any of these kratom powders work any more. I'm going to fucking lose it. I can't stay awake... I'm fucking dying
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>>62379364
uh chuddy but they bought 300 bazillion dollars worth of nvidia chips (that dont exist yet) and then nvidia invested 300 bazillion into openai so thats like 600 bazillion dollars of revenue they actually did that year
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>>62379364
imo it was obvious from the start that they're cooked
>doesn't have the technical software eng users like claude
>doesn't have the normie users like Gemini
>doesn't have the nazi users like xAI
basically their business model is fucker if they don't integrate in a third party (probably microsoft at the end of the day) but they won't survive long on their own
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>>62379324
All the time. Sometimes they straight up tell you that's the only payment they'll accept, especially when you're dealing with independent guys who do tilework and such.
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>>62379364
It's pretty ironic that OpenAI will probably be the one to pop the AI bubble
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>>62379361

>*blorp*
>”citizen, pick u that big mac”
>*thumbs electro-baton menacingly*
>”pit it in the trash can”
>*blorp*
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>>62379357

smoking crack and talking shit on twitter is mainstream now. polls well for Hunter Biden. He has literally turned it into a gimmick to talk about being a crackhead for upvotes on social media
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>>62379324
honestly, if you did it here on anything beyond a very smalle scale youd get snitched on pretty quick here, crabs in a bucket is basically the australian national motto
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>>62379367
>>62379369
>>62379371
I'm still convinced they should have gone public a few years ago but they knew the financials were atrocious so they waited hoping things would improve, and now SpaceX and Anthropic are stealing exit liquidity
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>>62379365
i can't go to sleep. i ran 5 miles yesterday and then played tennis for 2 hours. thought i would be sleepty at night but nope. i have too much energy.
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Remember everybody, don't paperhand today and it'll be fine.
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>>62379374

Biden xx Snoop Dogg 2028
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MSFT
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>>62379379
take magnesium, the /biz/ sleep aid
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>>62379324
It happens with Chinese people.
I used to sell cars.
No Laundermatt emporer or nail salon dowager empress who co-signed for their son or daughter (they would buy vehicles cash) ever made more than 40k, despite rolling up to the dealership in a top trim Buick
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>>62379378
I’ll invest in Anthropic since they seem better run but OpenAI seems doomed
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>>62379384
also loses effectiveness, but man did it knock me out the first few times
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>>62379338
There’s a cash price because credit card processors take a cut percentage and gas margins are small. A lot of businesses are showing cash prices now too because card processors are a cartel
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>>62379382

would unironically win in a landslide against any normal ticket
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>>62379374
turnabout is fair play, chud. 40 years of strident irreverent democrats coming your way.
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>>62379386
I don't know what the bull case is other than "the bubble can't end"
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>>62379393
It’s not a bubble chud
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So we dumpin or what
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>>62379379
OTC melatonin supplements, or talk to your GP about trazadone; treating insomnia is a common off-label usage for patients that don't want to go the Ambien route.
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>>62379393
just let ol mumu fall to his own greed (yet again)
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>>62379393
They’re going to rule the world
Source: a dream of mine
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>>62379392

fairytale.

every city is going to have free abortions, fentanyl camps with safe water and access to bathrooms and free rehab social dropout camps paid for with increased taxes.

the top issue in 2030 in LA will be the rights of squatters and child rapists being allowed to park their broken down vans in front of your house
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>>62379280
These are peace bombings. You don't understand shit about peace
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Wet red dick, long and hard and super slick

I sold btw
>>
>check yesterday's progress
>-0.43%
Welp, I expected as much. Let's see if we get another bloodbath today...
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has anyone been to the strip club lately? last time i went dances were $20 and i know there is no way inflation hasn't taken it's toll.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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why is there so much buy pressure?
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>>62379412
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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>>62379412
BAAAAASEEEDD
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>>62379412
Based bot.
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>>62379412
Based
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can we jsut get the 50% retrace over and done with? this endless green sucks to buy into
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>>62379412
its gonna crab all day till FOMC
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>>62379412
basado
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>>62379291
I told a bunch of people to buy both Lenovo and HP back in March. They could have got a share of each for less than $50. Was mostly ignored by neysayers. The enshitification ended at HP after they finally got rid of their old CEO. But Lenovo is a clear winner for now until the investments pays off at HP. Guess what? They both went way up.
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>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
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>>62379412
Let's gooool
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>>62379412
Based
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>>62379413
new money is created every day and people have realized staying in cash is a bad idea
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>>62379416
I'm not a bot
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>>62379386
My only concern with anthropic is they seem terrible at navigating the political landscape, judging by the recent Fable related stuff. Though I guess that will be sorted out and "priced in" by the time they IPO.
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WE ARE THE SPACEX MARINES
AND WE NEVER GONNA SELL
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>>62379424
Based
>>
Dot plot status?
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>>62379427
It’s easier than ever these days, anyone who keeps it all in cash is a scared sissy
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>>62379390
you can easily be done with card processors if your government wants to
brazil did it and it killed visa and mastercard business in brazil to such an extent that trump is complaining about how unfair brazil is to his card processors
it's not even a hard thing to do and all you need is a central bank to mediate the money transfers, brazil is already working on a version that works for all brics countries so they can do international trade using it
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Explain why's NVDA's price movement is never greater than +-$2 daily
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If (when) Microsoft change CEO’s and if he’s not Indian I’ll consider buying back in
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>Yesterday's losses already wiped out
Wew

When is the next dump scheduled for?
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So uh is this stock going to go up at some point or what
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Le Stelle dance to motivate QQQ to go up
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>>62379438
did they change H1B visas again?
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>>62379446
Figma balls lol
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>>62379447
it's working already
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>>62379446
Maybe it crashed 80% for a reason anon.
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none of you can afford to support the performing arts huh? where is baggie?
>>
>>62379446
figma ass nigga
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>>62379440
good fuck visa and mastercard, theyve gotten too big for their own good and started swingings their dicks around

just use discover or american ex
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>>62379454
What's up boss?
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guys I was taking a huge dump when market opened, how many goycoins is SPCX at?
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>>62379457
what's a lap dance run these days? i'm going to the gentleman's club on sunday
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Does anyone else just feel kind of bad seeing that red color in your port? Like you could still be up but the fact it's a red day just kind of dampens the pep in your step for the day. During green days I feel great, even sex feels better and I feel more confident and charismatic.
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>>62379441
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>>62379454
i got a very bad wedgie from the girl on stage the last time i went. very traumatizing
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>>62379446
Just put your remaining money in something else.
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>>62379440
I don’t know, I just think it is disingenuous for anon to say don’t pay taxes just because a business shows a cash price
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>>62379412
LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62379447
Is there a firefly version?
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Why is retail AND oil dropping
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>>62379446
Buy the dip!
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>>62379469
I'd rape this chick if she was real because she is so cute.
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>>62379460
i don't bother looking at my port so i never know if i'm green or red so life is always good
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>>62379441
It's a $5 trillion dollar company. It will never have big movements again unless it shakes the entire industry. It has essentially become a value investor stock.
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>broke my 'don't trade on fomc day before they talk' rule once during the powell era
>lost 12k in short dated options
What are you doing this morning to kill time? I'm baking bread.
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>did another interview
>thought about how if I followed my plan of swinging tech earnings in march I would have made so much money that having a job would be optional
>won't get the job, will jut work at a datacenter
At least it's not like it was last winter.
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>>62379446
lol
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How much does who the CEO of a company is influence your trades? I think Leather Jacket Man is the only one I actually like.
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>>62379477
waiting for my breakfast to heat up in the oven. was gonna do screenshot money brags but i'm only up like 10k and that doesn't move the rage needle anymore
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>>62379474
I'd rape her if she was real just because I'm a massive fan of rape.
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>>62379475
>get margin call
>don't answer the phone
It's that simple, niggas
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>>62379476
Ah, thanks.
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GRRR bros wtfwt??!!!!!
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>>62379478
i had an interview and the guy flat out said 'get ready to put in ur 2-weeks at ur current job' i did so well but that was 2 weeks ago. like dude dont give me that hopium if you dont know for sure.
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>>62379445
there are two ways this can go
1) a magic super candle in the next 2 days
2) the 'return to normal' pattern holds, and by holds I mean breaks down
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i need to cum
are they gonna announce the rates at 2pm again
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>>62379431
I'm done with GPT-5. It's a complete brownnoser. Like, if you code, it patches temporary duct tape solutions, creating a true monstrum of a codebase. Meanwhile, Claude is opinionated and just radically deletes obviously superseded shit that is no longer needed. And Claude actually points out where there's room for improvement and it asks questions back. GPT never asks questions back. It always tries to play it safe.
In conversations too it never pushes back.

I'll buy calls on Anthropic so hard.
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>>62379308
>32oz of gruel is 16¢ cheaper since 2021
>according to the politburo of farms
This is dystopian as fuck, holy shit.
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>>62379477
I was waiting for that meeting to complete but then I remembered I've held a bunch of cash waiting for The Dip for years.
DCA whenever I feel like it until I'm fully invested. idgaf anymore.
Now I'm going to bed.
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>>62379441

its a dividend stock now
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>>62379491
>like dude dont give me that hopium if you dont know for sure.
every single job seems to do this. Even shitty ones will be like "well this is just a part time job after 6 pm and ends at 8 pm, so we'll send over the details tomorrow" and then they're like "actually we don't need anyone to do this 10 hour a week job, happy hunting". Time wasting cunts.
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>>62379482
I was surprised to find out sandisk has a white male CEO and realized they're going to 1 trillion by next year.
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>>62379446
Ayo this nigga buying Figma
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>>62379499
I had an actual recruiter reach out to me and I thought it was a scammer so I cussed her out and told her to kill herself. Turns out she is a real recruiter.
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EVERYONE seems to believe rates are gonna hold steady
dare i say, steady rates are PRICED IN
that's a big problem. shit's gonna crash SO HARD if the new fed brownnoser decides to do the funny and change the rates
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Watch the market fucking dip all today when the rate will be held and Warsh's outlook will be dovish.
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>everything i holded red for days
>sell everything at loss yesterday except NOW
>today everything i sold gree except NOW
why boganoff doesnt let me in peace
just let me win once
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Trump promoted Warsh so he could be for cuts in kayfabe but Warsh will still do the needful by stopping hyperinflation
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>>62379500
a lot of middling techs like qcom also have white male (>brazil) ceos but they are designated perma-crabs
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>>62379496
They really pushed it hard that year
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>>62379511
What kind of cookout is this shit?
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>spacesex will see red today
let's hope it touches my lottery put strike at $180
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>>62379499
>>62379502
It helps me to remember that the HR recruiter is usually a poor reflection of the actual hiring manager and it’s just a game to get past them.
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>>62379459
I've only been in a titty bar one time, and what happened was my friend paid for my lap dances, so I couldn't tell you.
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henlo mister jerome
please come back
i do not trust people named kevin
i once knew a kevin
he became a murderer
also lower the rates
thank u mister jerome
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>>62379515
You don't eat unseasoned chicken breasts, salad and Kraft cheese slices at your bbqs?
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SPCX Diamond apes HODLLL!! WE ARE NOT PAPER HANDS WE ARE DIAMOND!!
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>>62379515
?? my guests love plain ground beef, it goes with everything
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>GRRR is outperforming SPCX
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2 more days till the signed deal fails, do you have your puts ready anons?
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>>62379520
>titty bar
i'm going to a bottomless one, i hope all the girls are pear-shaped
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>>62379523
no hike the rates
i want to see burn it all
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>>62379524
With just ground beef on the side and chips? I'll eat the meat because it's a good source of protein and the vegetables but I'd feel kind of pissed at myself for showing up to this shitty ass cookout
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>>62379533
You take the chips and put some processed cheese and beef on them and you've got yourself some wypipo nachos
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>>62379515
They're not like us.
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VIBE CHECK
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>SPACEX -0.10%
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>62379530
Lol
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>>62379528
Losing to the gorilla niggas… what a fall
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>>62379533
Of course they are serving drinks out of shitty ass mason jars but it's great because they saved 16 cents on the shitty ass mason jars.
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>>62379539
we won
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>>62379482

Why do goys love the "I eat normal people food" shtick so much from these giga billionaires.

>HOLY SHIT RICH MAN EATS MCDONALDS.JPG
>HE EATS PANCAKES HE IS JUST LIKE ME HOLY FUCK
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>>62379529
dunp eeeeeet
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>>62379511
>anon babe you barely touched your plain single American processed cheese slices
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>>62379517
HR recruiters are the worst. They are all women who are so full of themselves
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>>62379511
Who do you know IRL that cares about a 16 cent difference
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>>62379539
oh no no no this fucking shitcoin lmao KEK
-2.0% soon
>>
Monkeys got to space before humans
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SPCX spics we got too cocky...
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Aaargh, my Microbags
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Is the sneedisk run over? Might be time to just take my profits
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the puke stains washed out of my nice pants btw, if anyone was wondering, i know that was like a month ago, but i'm going to be wearing them again
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What the fuck SPCX you aren't allowed to have a red day!
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UH OH here comes the rug.
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>>62379539
Kek I boughted and I’m still considering selling
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>>62379554
holy fuck already blasting past -2.5%
multiple someone's are incurring generational debt in real time
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>SpaceX and Amazon are the same market cap now
>$19 billion in revenue vs $717 billion in revenue
>losing $4.9 billion vs making $78 billion
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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I’m never selling my beanie babies so I don’t care if they’re overpriced
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I bought spacex top saar
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>>62379504

I'm buying VOO/SCHD/QQM today at close if its red today. They are going to cuck tomorrow no way they say anything other than mumble some shit about transitory oil prices and cautious outlook blah blah

They aren't even publishing dot plot this month lmao
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>>62379566
No other company in the world launches rockets and has a similar and as extensive of a service as Starlink. You're paying for potential.
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I was promised semis would be green today. They're green now and I'm going to bed. They better still be green in the morning or I'm going to insult Trump into starting another war
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Spic-x generational baggies
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somehow crab has returned
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>>62379574
It would make money if it didn't have the money pit of AI slapped on
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>>62379574
Ever feel like you've been scammed?
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can veev fucking stop beeing red every single fucking day
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QQQ.setPrice(726)
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>>62379511

>the traditional American feast of folded government cheese slices on a plate
>as many ice creams and chips as you want
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>crabbing before ceasefire
>crabbing before ceasefire
>crabbing before Nvidia report
>crabbing before ceasefire
>crabbing before peace deal
>crabbing before SpaceX IPO
>crabbing before peace deal
>crabbing before final peace deal
>crabbing before FED meeting
Bull run until midterms soon. I'm bullish!
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-4%
we are entering shitcoin levels of volatility
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>>62379574
the biggest problem is the shitcoin tier economics. 96% are waiting to dump right now on the 4%.
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SNY generational cheapie saar
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If you liked it at 220 you’re gonna love it at 120
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>>62379539
I still wonder what happens tomorrow when that one fund is set to add it.
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>there are spcxfags holding the top
lmao
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>>62379574
RKLB exists and has done well. Hell it’s climbing as SPCX trips
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Apes together strong!! SPCX apes will HODL!!! We will moon ,many moons!!
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A whale just unloaded in SpaceX crashing the stock with no survivors
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Buy MSTR right now.
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Didn't expect the top to come so soon. I'm holding until -20%
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>>62379586
well it is a shit coin
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SpaceX? More like GaySex lmao
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Just looked....Im considering selling SPCX and locking in those gains. What do I have to lose from getting banned from IPOs for 60 days? A potential 10 shares out of the 100 I requested?
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This stock pumps but my leaps keep taking a shit... i really dont understand why it would be underwater


Give me more leaps to buy anons
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>>62379589
interesting, thx!
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>>62379572
How the fuck do they do bungee jumping but forget the cord? There are that many people involved and even filming this but no one noticed the bungee cord wasn't attached? Holy fuck people are really getting dumber.
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fuck is this volatility
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>>62379599
What is your thesis?
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>>62379498
aubrey plaza was hot 10 years ago
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>>62379605
>crypto miners
absolute fucking retard
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>>62379609
Number go up.
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>>62379610
I don't think it's Aubrey
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>SPCX is down 4% and Bobos are celebrating
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nice headline + ticker combo
>the catch? you're holding his bags
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When soxl back to 270's? The bottom was in yesterday at 226

I had a feeling it would be very hungry to pump today not this measily 4-6% shit. At least 12%

It had the opening dump from 250. This shit wants to go past 250 its hungry but there's too many retarded bears that dont believe in AI and the massive historic RAM shortage that is literally fueling HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS worth of dollars of data centers that are REAL and PROFITABLE unlike jeetx.

Sad!
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>>62379604
really going out on day 5?
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>>62379599
i bought bitx instead
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>>62379612
It's an AI data center gamble (I hope for his sake that's why he's holding it)
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It died again
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YOU THINK VEE ARE KIDDING OR MAKING WITH ZHE FUNNY STUFF, LEBOBO?!
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>>62379621
Fair.
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Elmo shills will use the first dip to buy in. Stock will be green end of the day
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Whats this chart called? The jeet scam dump?
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>>62379620
I got in at 135 so yes. I already sold some of it at a profit the other day. Different brokerage. But considering they give so little shares on the IPO thing I may as well just take the profit and run. Though Im considering waiting out for tomorrow to see just how much that one fund will pump the price when they try to buy a lot of shares though looking into it they have a weird system of buying shares so idk if it'll affect the price well enough.
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>>62379624
JA VE BELIEV IN NUTHIN BOBO, JUST LINE GO UP
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>>62379630
its gonna go to 300, just a shakeout
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DEPLOY THE V
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I BLAME BAGGIE
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>>62379630
Scared crabs. You have no idea how low this thing could go if they didn’t rig the game. The value of the stock is $63 and it started at $135
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spacesex sisters, I...
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>>62379630
Run of the mill IPO rug
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>>62379566
It's not even funny how hard Elon Musk mogs Jeff Bezos. I bet it pisses Jeff off.
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jackie treehorn was right about everything
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>>62379622

its a government military asset if you don't understand that you don't even know what the fuck you are buying retard

Starlink dronewarfare in Ukraine is what you are buying from the glownigger.

SPCX is leveraged war bonds.
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>>62379630
It’s called relieving jeet fomo retards of their money
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Nothing personell Bobos, but is Space apes are done playing your Games. Now here comes the pain (; #Hodl #DiamondHands
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>>62379616
yeah should be -40%
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>>62379640
>the value of this stock is what I say it is
Yeah the market doesn't care about your 2 cents
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>>62379641
We told you the top was in yesterday. If you didn’t secure your profit and bail you’re in for a rough ride
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my cummins stock doin a lil sum
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>>62379640
Companies probably bought so much of the IPO at 135 and now they are dumpin their bags and taking gains.

This shit is going to 150's LMAO
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>>62379649
Then get some puts and set the strike price to that. Should be easy money right?
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>>62379612
They acquired a bunch of energy infrastructure entities. Read up nigger its not just a miner. They are making shit now.
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>>62379616
4% is like 100 billion dollars
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Spacex was supposed to go to 1000 do not redeem
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>every commercial on CNBC is a scam for old people
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>>62379641
Hold me sis!!!!
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>>62379658
too late boss
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>>62379652
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>>62379654
wow, dude looks like 50s with that body
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>>62379622
>>62379646
It's a bit of that but mostly energy infrastructure play.
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I'm in treasuries and therefore want markets to tank hard.
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>>62379544
>>62379554
a toast bobros
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Retards can't read a chart
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>>62379667
when did u move into treasuries?
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and just like that, spacesex will never be above $200 ever again
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>>62379657
We print that in a day.
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So after Kevin see's his shadow and spills all his spaghetti everywhere how low is the market going to close?
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>>62379666
Devilish. I own some miners for the same reason
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>>62379654
Wtf I know these people....but they're dead I thought they were humans like you guys! Wtf we're not the only ones on this planet with you? Wtf are they using to mask themselves as humans? The resembalance is uncanny!

t. Chalk white space elf vampire lurking this planet for a millenia
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>>62379631
Sounds reasonable
I got in later than you but I can take the loss I really want to see the funds pump like you said
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>>62379546
I only trust CEOs that act like a weird psycho so diet wise that would be veganism
Just go full Bryan Johnson and be weird as fuck
I need to know that you will sacrifice everything for long term profit
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>>62379677
>how low is the market going to close?
too low like always
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See that little blue 200ma being birthed?
Thats the bounce
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PUMP MY FUCKING BAGS YOU NIGRRR I HAVE CALLS EXPIRING TOMORROW
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>>62379617

ONE BIG CATCH

ITS A LOW ORBIT SOLAR POWERED SUPER-MONEY-INCINERATOR THATS NEVER GOING TO MAKE ANY MONEY
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>>62379682
>that image
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spcx spics...se acabó
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>>62379669
FACE THE WALL YOU ANTI SEMITIC SWINE!! Were done playing nice
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>>62379654
Is this Anne Frank and some Gestapo officer?
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>>62379670

>doing TA on a chart that's traded for like 4 days and half of the days there were no options or liquidity and binding agreements where big parties are literally unable to sell
>draw line straight to the moon

lmao
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>>62379685

200MA? It’s trading 3 fucking days. You can’t even generate a proper MA from that. Dope.
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>>62379682
Fidget spinner is that you, boss?
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>>62379559
I just averaged up on SNXX from $15.22 to $17.26, in @$34.97 this time
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>>62379696
He isn't gay for you Faggler. Stop hitting on smiggers while you desperately try to get dick behind your gookfu's back. I pray she gets tested.
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yeah here we go
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that faggot bought spcx at 230 yesterday
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Spacex dumping while everything else is pumping. Meme stock confirmed.
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>>62379539
Elon baggies...
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>>62379598
I am crabbing back up. Yeah it is going to be a crab market for anyone who is not invested in SpaceX for 2 months. Got otherwise good investments. Whales are moving money out of overpriced stuff. I did what I could to avoid massive crashes months ago when I sold high and reinvested by buying low or fair.
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The fact that all of a sudden every trillion dollar company decided to start selling stock should scare you
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>>62379703
Jake Gyllenhaal did? wow.
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>>62379694
It doesn't matter what ticker, when,what time in the world, who i'm speaking with blah blah blah bullshit?Everybody says t a doesn't work, and I use it every month to make profit
You types are so exhausting, go Suck a fat nigger dick or something.
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>>62379706
>>62379703
Hey fuck off it's gonna be worth two trillion in 2454
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>>62379691
anne franke and dirlewanger
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>>62379695
We'll see soon wont we?
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Markets going to shit the bed all day for no good reason.
Rates will hold.
Warsh will want to keep Trump happy so he will be dovish.
Fuck this I'm going to Burger King after work and I'm going to wear one of those crowns on the train home.
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Should I really be stockpicking with all my net worth
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>>62379709
do you flush the toilet when there's shit in it or do you flush it when it's clear?
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>>62379711

the entire market has been a vertical green lines for 4 months you fucking retard lmao holy shit people are so fucking stupid its unreal holy shit you are going to donate it all back to the casino
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>>62379685
Classic limp dick pattern.
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>>62379700
Fuck you.
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DAVID S. SOXL
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>>62379711
It was overly nice of him to even dignify what he saw by calling it "TA"
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>>62379726
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>>62379690
>playing
This aint no game mumu this is life or death, for you of course we win regardless
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Sold everything kek baggies
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>>62379730
>down 4% and climbing back up is winning
Bobos are too euphoric over nothing.
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>>62379682
sniffa
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>>62379672
About two months ago
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The setup here is textbook for spacx,
You dumb scared little men, you'll never have the gall to lead a family, a business, let alone make it.

Stay withering in your goon cave its the best impact you can have on society.
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>>62379733
>climbing back up
He bought the dip
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>>62379605
You didn't sell AI stock to buy SpaceX. Money is going out of that sector. Get on with the Le Current Thing NPC. Can't get away with straddling the old fad and the new.
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oil doing a lil sumt
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Why is MU not going parabolic today?
Is anything wrong?
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>>62379742
>>62379742
>>62379742
new
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>>62379728

you don't know shit about fuck my TA says SOXL 1000 by december
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>>62379744
faggot baker we're still on page 1
no one likes you
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My SPCX calls are down BIGLY.
Someone do something.
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>>62379720
Do you actually think this is the kind of analogy informing billion dollar decisions
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>>62379738
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Lets see if Support forms around the 200ma, and lower trendline.
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>>62379659

>my dad recently visited Vancouver
>asked if he liked it
>first thing he mentioned is how diverse it is
>second was how it reminded him of the 1960’s

It hate boomers so much it’s unreal
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>>62379650
That’s what Morningstar says it is
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>>62379630
Skateboard ramp
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>>62379716

No we will see in 196 days. That’s how the MA works. You can’t have a valid calculation if the time base is incorrect



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