space baggie edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62379742
Fuck this crab Market
>futures
>“am i filming right now? uh, no, what do you mean?”>“they want me to leave? right now…? who?”
good morning
Bless this crab market
NAH NAH WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?!
WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI
>>62380504When you're a kid at the movie theater and they only have the adult-sized 3D glasses.
>>62380504Tell them its Balenciaga
>MSFT
>>62380504What I find baffling about Meta is why they are always trying to push physical projects. Just stay in your line and do social media. Why are they trying to do this and AI?
Can't wait for FOMC where Jerome storms the podium and shoves Kevin to the floor
BLESS US WITH IV BASED CRAB GOD
>>62380523
>>62380504Saw a seething tech tranny post on Xitter today complaining that people who criticize these just don't grasp how difficult it is to build something like this>>62380523This is Snapchat
>full ported my SNDK to NBIS right before the rocketshipI AM THE GREATEST TRADER OF ALL TIME???
>>62380526>and his name is jay powell
>>62380434Explain this like I was a 30 year old single woman.
>>62380490I'm a red dicked nigger with a head full of mud
>>62380509Dude it says it right there: "trust". Just trust them.
>>62380509What does this do? Short everything?
Does anybody else think it's kind of a waste to have these FOMC meetings every six weeks? Like we could save a ton of money if they just did them every six months instead boss.
>>62380526Kek I'd like to see this.>+1000 bepsi rate hike, I love the American peopleWhat could Warshed out even do? Say no? He'd look bad. And then Jerome flips off Warsh all while Warsh panics on what to say.
>Senior US Official On Formal Text Of Iran MOU- We See Iran In Advance Of Signing Ceasing Efforts To Cut Off Traffic In Hormuz Strait- Iran’s Stating It Will Destroy Enriched Uranium Stockpile And How It Will Be Done- If We Get To A Final Deal And If Iran Behaves, We Will Permit Sanctions Relief- Iran Is Agreeing, At A Minumum, To Destroy Its Enriched Uranium Stockpile Through Downblending- Sequencing Of Agreed Upon Steps Will Be A Significant Topic Of Forthcoming Talks With Iran- After Nuclear Issue, We Will Discuss The Funding Of Proxies- Meeting This Weekend In Switzerland Will Be "Critical" For Seeing How Talks With Iran Advance- We Will Do Some Things To Build Trust And See If We Can Pull Off A Deal- Netanyahu Has Not Asked For A Copy Of MOU- If We Aren't Able To Make A Deal, Trump Is Not Afraid To Use Tools At His Disposal- Have Had Very Constant Contact With Israel- Mou Has Been Signed But Either Side Can Walk Away Until A Binding Deal Is In Place
>>62380543We should do two a day
>>62380537Tech greatEverything else not greatEnergy good sometimes when tech doing not good
Dead market waiting for a Warsh sale
>>62380556Warsh sale tomorrow, nothing clean, right?
I am still making money off of sneedisk>averaged up on SNXX editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62380553Okay but why XLK over SOXL?How much would 10k in SOXL/XLK each at the start of 2020 be end of 2025?
What's going on with $NFLX? It just keeps endlessly dumping.
lower the rates! please! fast!
>>62380564>Okay but why XLK over SOXL?You should be asking "why XLK over SOXX?"
>>62380561based sneedbro
>>62380567Is it confirmed washboard is talking today
SPCX fair value is $8
>>62380523>>62380532>>62380530DARPA wanted to keep a surveillence platform on all the US citizens. This was struck down as being an invasion of privacy. Less than two months later, Facebook launched as a private company. You do the math.Companies like Palantir process the big data that Facebook etc produce. Do you walk around in public with a cell phone? You can be tracked and traced. Just go on Google Maps right now and you can see how busy any particular business is, on average. This is all from passive cell traffic on networks.You have a pocket-sized gps tracker, microphone, and video surveillance tool on you at all times. Smart home tech and 5G routers are capable of mapping out the internals of a building. This tech has existed in some form or another in practical use since the 1960s.None of this matters to anyone here. We're all small potatoes and don't matter. But the worst thing you can do is try to upset the status quo. Just smile, watch the games being played and have a good time
Euro here, why's there a nigger holiday messing with my gains?
What would the price of moderna be if it unironically cured cancer?
Price targets of SOXL and SPCX pls>Warsh does 25 bps cut>Warsh does 25 bps hike>Warsh maintains but uses the hard R>Bonus 1: Warsh does 100 bps cut>Bonus 2: Warsh does 100 bps hike
>>62380541It does not bring joy
>>62380577Straight to zero when jews shut it down because it would hurt their botton line
>>62380577>cured cancer?Not possible, see >>62380575. The insurance and health industry would take a huge blow if cancer went away. It cannot be cured and will not be cured in our lifetimes. There is too much money otherwise>>62380569>>62380564SOXL is capable of higher returns but it whipsaws like a motherfucker during downturns. XLK would give you tech exposure with less volatility.
>Get FDA approval >Stock tanks -20%What the FUCK smiggers
>>62380575>don't worry about it broSpoken like a true glowie
>>62380561BasedMy MUU has recovered nicely after shidding and farding this morning
>>62380564Because his chart showed XLK to have less volatility and that SOXL underperformed up until 3 months when it shot up by a huge amount
>>62380586Looks like the news was sold
>>62380583I’m not clinically retarded, but the science seems in the realm of possibilities in 2026. Cancer is just cells that evade immune destruction. If you can train the immune system not to ignore it, then whamee.
>>62380586>SperoHey, that's my name!
>>62380587I'm not a glownigger, but I'd say that I feel like I've grown indifferent and realistic about how things work
>>62380596>MUUFUCKINGCULTISTGODWe will win. They don't get it. They just don't get it
Honestly would be interesting if chart anon would also include ROM, QLD, TECL and TQQQ
>>62380586Anon… I hate to say it but you’re retarded
>>62380603>not a glowniggert. Glows in the dark
>markets tepid because of the new Fed chair>Bears getting uppity thinking we're gonna crash Ritual suicide tomorrow, bobo.
>>62380504No way this is real>IT IS
>>62380606I bought @ $2.79Put a very small amount in hoping the approval would give it a boost Highly regarded trader what can I say, that's why all my money is in FDGFX
>>62380600>If you can train the immune system not to ignore it, then whameeYes, but with all the background toxins in the air and food since industrialization, we'll keep getting cancer again and again. Canola oil, for example, only became a food staple post WW2 when arms and chemical manufacturers had to find a way to profit off their surplus oilseed crops. That's why Dow and other chemical and material science companies invented certain things, like processing and purifying it into a palatable (but not necessarily safe or healthy) form. Even stuff that is labelled as GRAS can still have precancerous effects (eg endocrine disruption) over a long period of time, beyond the scope of FDA studies.And that's not even touching on the web of government and private subsidies for drug R&D, hospital and insurance bills, etc. Remember: A patient cured is a patient lost. If you can soak someone for 20 years of their wages over time, why wouldn't you?
>>62380583>insurance and health industry would take a huge blow if cancer went awayif AI actually solves aging then cancer will defacto be less prevalentits most likely going to be some sort of age therapy you receieve every couple of years so theres your revenue stream for the health industry
>>62380615Hey as long as you didn’t buy at the top man. I guess if you didn’t lose too much and are having fun who am I to judge
Niggrrr bros… my 20$ calls… I don’t feel so good…
I bogled. Won't have time to trade tomorrow.
>>62380504
>>62380618I hear you but it sounds flat earthy
I need to find a way to capitalize on the needoh craze. Its just soft plastic. Wtf people.
>>62380566>Streaming company known for NOT having any of the movies you want to see and endlessly pumping out trite slop that panders to gay misanthropes.It's gonna be cheap for a long time.
>>62380619I remember reading somewhere that if they can't prolong life forever, the next best thing is improving the quality of life. Either way, if you were a misanthropic government / world entity, how would you weaponize anti-aging drugs?To me, it seems the answer would be to keep the elites alive as long as possible, while also selectively allowing for middle-class replacement. Although that seems to generally happen with medication now: make it so expensive that only those on government dependence can afford to use them.
DO SOMETHING
>>62380625I suppose the simplest and most general way to frame it is to maximize profits above individual wellbeing
USARs we're eating good tonight
Less than an hour before something finally happens.
Reeeeee when is the Fed meeting!!! I want to say if rates stay flat or go up or go down. I need to know so I know whether my holdings should pump or dump. Reeeee why can't they do this meeting earlier by an extra 2 hours????>>62380623Wtf why cant I have a stacked slut like this be my housewife and also being my on demand personal goonhole? How big must my portfolio be for that?
just made americano to get ready for warshlets fucking go low the god damn rates
>>62380643multi millionaire minimum and a body like his anon.
What does this mean
>>62380650Baggie central
>>62380586Thanks. I will keep an eye out for it.
>>62380650IT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO LEG UP GET READY
>>62380650intraday bobos and mumus are getting destroyed
>>62380634I’m just doing some educated shilling. I can’t believe it’s popping so hard
This is it, gonna go full NBIS in the next dip.
Silver has decided to go up.
>>62380642Crab by daylight
bros my NBIS is up BIGLY
I am planning my usual trade of buying the local silver top today. It’s been my most effective trade long term
>>62380653It's just today! Luckily it's my gambling account.
>>62380623imagine just being able to grope her tits any time you please.
>>62380661Ahahahaha these fucking dumbasses really just cant do something as simple as raise salaries. Ive even seen shit where>money wont improve morale! treat them even more like family, mandatory potlucks using their lunch hour increased! mandatory afterwork unpaid outings increased! picture time which we upload to social media to show the world just how much we love here, everyone must smile or get fired!I really hope Meta goes bankrupt, what a shitty company.
>>62380662consider coreweave
>>62380661Could it compete to Valve snack bar though? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBDjmPf9v48
>>62380533my favorite part is that every AI stock is making this same pattern right now
>>62380574$130
>BIRDagain?!?!
>>62380586>What the FUCK smiggersbioshit is what the fuck. these stocks are impossible to trade consistently especially around any kind of news.
>>62380601This is going to turn into a Spurdo meme stock.
>>62380679You're not familiar with Meta's pivot to AI. Pay isn't the issue:https://newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com/p/why-is-meta-destroying-its-engineeringqrd: they're forcing a bunch of software engineers to do mind-numbing AI data labeling, classification and training work.
>had 20 leaps in nbis back in Jan at 21.54 per. Sold most of them between 65-100. Only have 1 left worth 170.00. It’s so unfair bros but money is money
Everything was perfect and went right. Except then I didn't put enough in or hold long enough. Life is a comedy, batman.
>>62380679I have seen it playing out. Really good people leave. It’s usually only medicroe people and h1bs who put up with being miserable. The company unexplainably gets filled with people just there to do the bare minimum for a paycheck and h1bs. The company then stagnates
>>62380687>my portfolio directly relates to that graphkek
sorry guys i just went all in on spacesex so its gonna dump now
I had a 7% international sleeve for my portfoliowhich is small, barely enough to tell it's there. It's barely enough to have international diversification at allI just split my international sleeve in half, with two parts 3.5% eachwith half going to Japan, and the other half broadly international blue chipsthe only countries I'm really bullish on are, US, Japan, and some LatAm countries.I'm sure there are more bullish countries out there, though, but I don't feel like figuring that shit outI probably should have did 14% international but oh wellmaybe I will do that if there is a good buying opportunity. You never know when a country's stocks might tank. And I don't want India shit even though it's in the shitter
>>62380706Don't worry, index funds will provide you with excess exit liquidity.
>>62380680Yeah that too, but right now, is quite oversold.
3.5%
>>62380706on the elon train you only gain money, not lose it
PUMP ITTTTT
>>62380706Why?
>>62380680right now nbis is outperfoming, but I think coreweave will outpace nebius in a year or so, but none of it will matter because I will buy into the newest roundhill etf for neoclouds soI can diversify without thinking
Me and the bros pulling up to the 2pm market
Fuck my crab chungus life
Spacsex is the only thing dragging me down right now
>>62380717>you when I ask how much semen is left inside your balls after you've came in my mouth twice
>>62380733dragon me nuts all over your face
>>62380705AI either breaks upwards in 1 minute or we can baghold for 20 years.
>>62380734k
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62380601Reminds me of the name Spurdo
WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
Buy slightly otm calls on TLT if you have to satisfy your gambling addiction
>>62380734Thats kind of gay anon
WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAHT
its over mumus
RATES UNCHANGED
DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>that dot plotThis is concerning, feels like the new guy is also going to just act too late about inflation
WTFWT
I wouldn't bet on neocloud companieshistorically, when there is a new technologyand a huge bubble in the buildoutthe companies that build the infrastructure eat absolute shit. they get left holding the bagneocoud is just like the fiber optics companies and data centres in the dotcom bubbleneocoud is basically following the playbook of the dotcom bubble, using large amounts of debt to fund the infrastructure buildoutthe infrastructure owners aren't the ones that get rich from a new technology.It'll be the hardware manufacturers that sell to these neocloud companies lol
HORRY FUK THESE WERE AT -50% 5 DAYS AGO
NUMBER ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO GO UP
DOT PLOT HAWKISH
Reeee I should have sold an hour ago!!!!!! Fuck Im losing money fast
nooooo don't crush my little options filled balls mister kevin sir
Why is it falling?
silver is such a shitcoin now
WHERES THE FUCKING VBOOMER PENSIONS ARE TAKING HITS
DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V
>FOMC Median Rate Forecast: Current Year: 3.75% (exp 3.625%, prev 3.375%) - FOMC Median Rate Forecast: Next Year: 3.625% (exp 3.375%, prev 3.125%) - FOMC Median Rate Forecast: +2 Years: 3.375% (exp 3.125%, prev 3.125%) - FOMC Median Rate Forecast: Long-Run: 3.063% (exp 3.125%, prev 3.125%)
TRUMP DO SOMETHING
>>62380702Ive just described my attitude towards work anon
JEROME COME BACK AND SAVE US JEROME JEROME ORMOER JAOER
what the fuck did you guys do?!?! I can't even walk away for an hour to get a massage.
The fed published they're holding rates and it was a unanimous vote.
>>62380771FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62380710Poland.
SSSTTOOOOOOPPPPP
what just happened
WERE TANKING WERE TANKING WERE TANKING WERE TANKING WERE TANKING WERE TANKING WERE TANKING WERE TANKING
>>62380782Kek
Why is everyone panicking lol
>>62380776I hope you got a happy ending, cause you wont get one here
>50 bps hikeit's so fucking over
Guys, I think this semen slurping market isn't for me...back to footy.
STOP THE COUNT
AAAAAAAAA MY EYES
>>62380756in his defense theres no good way to find out what non transient inflation is atm, assuming the peace deal holds it will drop the question is by how much, much safer to wait till the next goon sesh when things stabilize and we have better data
>>62380520>negroshart
BRING JPOW BACK
>>62380787I'M LOSING MY LIVELIHOOD HERE
ok im selling my spacesex, expect the market to pump now
I miss jpow bros...
>>62380726Whats the etf ticker and is out yet?
Lost all me money I did
>>62380798No.
>>62380787Number go mega down
Bros what cheapies to buy now? I want to become rich
Damn, I bogled too early
WTFWT MUMUSISTERS IM BACK FROM WAGESLAVING TF IS HAPPENING?????
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATThe Fed did exactly what everybody thought, why was it not priced in?
we're so fucking back?
>>62380800>can't even hold for 10 minutesbruh
>>62380787its fun to be in the crowd
Buy TLT. Patriots are back in control
>9 of 18 BOARD MEMBERS EXPECT A HIKE IN 2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BUY BUY BUY V DEPLOYED V DEPLOYED
There is absolutely no chance in hell that the FED hikes. Zero. Nada. If you actually think the Federal Reserve is going to raise interest rates any time in the next 3 years at the earliest you are retarded.
completely irrationalits time to exit this market, before they raise rates.
PhewI survived the great stock market crash of June 17th 2026
>>62380824Time to buy 0dte spy calls
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62380814
>>62380726Roundhill is going to release LYTE too, a photonic etf, there is another photonic etf FOTO, but it doesn't have concentrated holdings as DRAM, and the performance is not as good.
the fed really can't do shit anymorethey can barely even move the needle, and they didn't have much power beforethe economy isn't driven by banks like it used to bethe companies that are leading don't need to borrow
all of today's gainsgonelike semen in the rain
>>62380828thats all my goombler brain thought when i saw this
>>62380802its going to release in august and theyre calling it NCLD bwo
>>62380813Kek, it's back to pre-announcement price.
>>62380823Nigger half the entire board just penciled in a hike this year
V DEPLOYEDI REPEATV DEPLOYED
>>62380835V HAS BEEN DEPLOYYYYEEEDDDD
WTFWT WHATS GOING ON
>>62380821you mean dead cat bounce lol
gotta wait to 2027 for rate cuts. another piddly +15% S&P year this year, i guess.
>>62380802NCLD
>>62380828Already did
>>62380606It is a whale selling from a year ago. Been crabbing for 4 years other than that guy's pump and dump.
You DID buy the momentary FOMC freakout dip, right anon?
>>62380828You're insane if you're playing 0dte in any direction up/down/crab before Warsh talks for the first time.
>>62380823if inflation keeps risingthey will definitely try to
DXY is ROARING higher
Wasn't this priced in?
>>62380814welcome to algorithmic trading
nigger market
>>62380796Transient inflation demands transient rate hikes. Feels like they just want to inflate away my networth tbqhwy
WTF IS GOING O->zooms outoh its nothing
warsh is such a loser
>>62380854Forget it Jake, it's clown world
>>62380814It was more hawkish than was expected
>>62380851TRUST IN THE V
MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SO SORE
>>62380854Guh
>>62380831I only invest in DRAM and RAM related products but thanks bro
All my gold juniors recovered from the past weeks dumping except the one I'm most invested into. FUCK YOU
Why do the words red nigger nuts and red nut nigger keep sounding in my brain
Why do algos decide to fuck with the indices for a decision that was known beforehand with 99% certainty?Explain like I'm 12 what these spy/nasdaq swings accomplish
dunp et
What the hell was that...
Nearing the deadline to boy warsh
WTFWTFWTFWTF
why is SLV heeming itself beyond belief?
Why did it dump it's not even live yet
>>62380879why did you think it would go up?are you dumb?
>>62380838>ooooh im gonna>im gonna pencil!>Im heckin scribbling>the dots! Im putting down dotsThey are going to cut by this time next year. Screenshot this.
>>62380886https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20260617a1.pdf
>>62380884Metals don’t yield anything
>>62380882Eta?
THERE'S A FUCKING HELICOPTER FLEW OVER MY MOUSEWHAT IS HAPPENINGIS JEROME STAGING A COUPIS IT OVERIS IT STARTING
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>62380877Algos were instructed to "play it cool"not sure what went wrong
>>62380836Thanks and August? Reeeee why not now!!!! I dont like buying this individual stocks when I'm not so sure about them>>62380847Thanks I still appreciate you too, have a (you)>>62380831What will be the difference between LYTE and FOTO? Will they pick better holdings?
>>62380886i cant believe you shits make money while i lose when you even dont understand something as simple as thisthis world is truely not fairknowledge = painluck = happiness
i think im gonna fomo spacesex afterall
IM FUCKING POOOOOOMPPPIIINNNGGGG
SUPER CRAB
>>62380877there's something in the market called liquidity poolsif you can take advantage of the situation and use a small amount of money to push the line below a certain level into those pools, then it will push the line even further. after that you buy or sell your shares back at a discount.
>gets hawkish jawboning as fck>nobody caresThis really is a new paradigm
YES THE WINGED HUSSARS ARE HERE
>>62380877It's not that they kept the rates the same, it's that they were hawkish enough to full price in a hike by the end of the year. They're looking for hikes, not cuts
>>62380891About 13minutes
WTFWT? News? Anyone?
>>62380865>It was more hawkish than was expectedand that's a good thing. I can live with 4% interest rates forever. That's actually a healthy rate. Borrowing money should not be free.
if you're in memoryyou're one chinese hbm product release away from losing 90% of your money lolchina does price wars as a routine matterthey will flood the memory market with dirt cheap hbmthen after they starve out the other players, they'll raise prices to get a penny of margin lolchina is not that far from catching up with Micron and SK Hynixso unless they have some new groundbreaking technology in the pipeline that chinese companies would have to take years to replicate, this shit is coming.
DOWS GREENULTRA MEGA PUMP INBOUND
Clouds are in the sky today
>>62380873nigga you nuts
>>62380884Bankers need to cover their shorts before the July 4th revaluation.
>>62380787We have to pretend like the FED is actually going to raise rates
>>62380912kevin was just fired
>>62380903>SUPER CRAB
HOLY SHIT TLT BROS we are so back
>>62380921
>>62380910So all we get by EOY is a 25 bepis hike from here (375 on lower end)? That looks incredibly hawkish desu yeh)
>>62380907I mean huge algo sellofs? People with a brain know they're just blowing smoke
Sold some NBIS at 284, now is at 290 this nigga is reaching 300!!!
My nigga DAVID S. SOXL is UNFAZED
>>62380914Nigga they're 3 years out I know what I've got
>>62380914>i have some public information that no one else does!!why do you post such silly things. ahem, PRICED IN
>Short-term interest-rate futures are now pricing a bigger chance of a Fed hike than a hold by September.>by>September.
>analysts upgrade KMB to $120 from $100>It dumps to $102I'm so fucking sick of analysts.
I tried to warn you. Kevin Wash just cleaned everybody's clock, and he did it for free boss.
When pump?
>>62380941uh ohyou're paying 35x earnings
>>62380912Trump just Truthed and called him Kevin "Too Swarthy" Warsh and said if I had it my way I would tell him "YOU'RE FIRED!"
Rates should not go down, stock prices should
>>62380913real estate market and jobs market require free money because they're over valued though.
>>62380954Bear trap
Silver futures and SIL/SILJ are filling the gap. Buy the dip.
i sold all my holdings. i'm not holding the top this is too obvious
>>62380890Amazon (AMZN)** - Never paid a dividend.Tesla (TSLA)** - Never paid a dividend.Berkshire Hathaway (BRK.B)** - Paid once in 1967; none since.Gold and its miners have yielded me 400% gain in 4 years, not silence baggy
܀>>62380914܍>>62380956They used to say the same shit about chinese chips contesting nvidia
>JPMorgan's Michele: I think it's possible to have two rate hikes this year.he/she? was surprised by this release from the other comments
>>62380960>jobs market require free moneyIf a job isn't profitable it shouldn' exist. Use that scarce workforce for something else that is more useful.
>>62380956Ah yes you're right the forward P/E is nonsense and they aren't growing earnings faster than the stock price I better clean out and leave
Man this is bullshit, we should have had one more week of fighting so I can get a rate hike. Every other nation rate hikes except ours. And this guy was sent in to be a corrupt fucker and lower rates and does nothing. What a stupid bitch, "I Am Alan Greenspan Reborn"Now because I am poor all I can do is be a communist dumbshit while everyone else made life changing even generational wealth and we just take this to its inevitable Dot-Com conclusion. Eat my ass.
>>62380964Don’t say that
>tech doesn't dip enough to be buyable>silver miners violently shartIt is so funny that last week I was planning on doing two things- buying a lot of tech shit on the dip, to sell the rip, and buying more miners to average down and hopefully escape my positions that have been bleeding for a month. If the market can fuck you, it always will.
>>62380856Where's the V sis!!!
KEVIN 'VOLCKER' WARSHRates only go up!
Federal reserve channel feed of the conference:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKllbvCaWvo
>>62380982ITS GONNA TURN AROUND JUST YOU WAIT
>>62380950>when Space X insiders can sell>when Oil will no longer be priced in>when the fed raises ratesThey want a dump.
>>62380984Can I superchat questions on the livestream?
>>62380987I'm really curious what happens when SpaceX insiders can sell, I'm curious if they'll avoid it to keep the price high
no no no no no non no no no non on onon onon on onon on onon on
>>62380566piracy golden age 2 soon
GO UP GO UP FUCK YOU
PUMP GOD DAMN IT
HELPthis dump is starting to come after my memory stocks
Anyone else riding this fucking slant-eyed Rocketship? I sold all my gold and silver miners after the weeks pump (kept Copper Uranium). Yielded to the tech gods. Up 19% already.
HE'S BROWN
BOING!!
>>62380998PRAYING TO MUMU AS WE SPEAK DEPLOY THE SECOND V
I just sold my USAR.... go on without me
I dont feel like watching the meeting itll probably be mostly pointless stuff, fill me in next thread, im gonma go eat and maybe play video games
give me one reason not to full port SOXL right the fuck now
>>62381004
Hi KevinThis is Big_D from /smg/ capital. Thank you for taking my questions. First of all how much little did you sell your soul out for, and what does a guy have to do around here to get a rate cut boss?
I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe.It helps me generate $2000 a month along with my dividends from my VOO, I have $140k in it.
Warsh on the telly
GOOD DAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKllbvCaWvohe's raising rates
He said rigouRous with a hard R. Jpow in shambles
>>62381020SELL SELL SELL
ITS HAPPENINGTHE GREAT PUMPENING
This guy looks a bit too much like a young Tony Danza
>>62381014Also if you could use the word uncertain like 50 times during this presser it would trigger the algos to just dump it, so if you could do that i'd appreciate it. Thanks boss.
>>62380990>strange naive post about insiders "wanting to keep the price stable"Why the fuck would hedge funds and billionaires give a single shit about that when all these redditors bought the stock from them.
You ain't never seen a niggers nuts so red you ain't never seen a niggers red nuts
Bring back geezer powel. The chair should have grey hair! Last time chair had brown hair, it was 2006... wait... oh no no no
>>62380848>Thirty Three Dollars
>>62381031Because if the price is high it's an asset in their portfolio
TRUST THE PLAN
>>62381036What happened in 2006 boss?
This speech is so good so good I can't stand it
>>62381011DO IT FAGGOT I DOUBLE DARE YOU
TASKFORCES (as if the Fed didn't use their capacities beforehand)
>>62381046done, all $60 of my account are in that shit
>ARMfuckingGODS
>We're changing what data we look atMight aswell just say they won't pay attention to CPI anymore kek
i guess the nigger rate was priced in after all
>>62380963Baaed
Check out this price stability.
AI
KEVIN LOWER THE GOD DAMN RATES
sell now that you can because tomorrow there will be fear that the war will start again this weekend, and no one wants risks on a long weekend right?
FUCKING PUMMMPP ITTTT
>It's not urgentLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I missed it. Are we cutting? My SOXL be doing a little PUMPING.
>>62381040That's not why institutions buy pre-ipo shares through insider channels. You are a top sign.
stop pumping you piece of shit
>>62381054SEE HE JUST ADMITTED TO IT LOOOOOOOL
>>62381051I hope it goes well for you!
TLT to 100
KEEP PUMPING
>>62381071new task forces are being created. it's a new paradigm.
>>62381075thanks, i've already decided i will hit 7 figures by EOY
OOOOOOOOOOOO INFINITE MONEY
muGODS
NBIS AT $295 HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
datacenter bros! Warsh is our guy!!!!
>2.999999 will be seen as meeting the inflation goalKek. They are never hiking and never chasing inflation. If you dont get this please put more money on the line so I can take it from you thank you!!
THETA IS GRAPING MY LITTLE HOLE HURRY
I guess this warsh guy is ok
didnt even have the chance to take profits on putsfucking dogshit marketsent it to infinity with your nigger money anus licking jew dogs
He said dataHe said AI
>>62381091what did he say bro
This guy is pretty sharp.
reits are dumping so I can only assume we're higher for longer
NASDAQ ABOUT TO GO GREENINITIATE WARP SPEED
>>62381092LOOOOOL JUST SAID FED MONETARY POLICY IS RESTRICTIVE FOR HOUSING MARKET LOOOOOOL
I'm glad to see you guys appreciate my boy
C'mon Warsh, spill your fucking spaghetti already.
Hey, new guy. not bad.
>>62381066Imagine the smell
DATA CENTER AI TASK FORCE LFG!!!
HYPERDRIVVVEEEEEE
>"deploy the task forces"
>>62381098This >>62381100
Is there an smg task force?
I NEED SPY TO GO UP 1%
His voice sucks
He knows not to predict. I am impressed.
Something to keep an eye on. As much as some of the know nothing has asserted here. Trump has now admitted we were (are) 4 weeks from an energy shock. Lets assume for a moment the deal sticks. In 4 weeks or there or there abouts there will still be a tail end lagging event. An oil squeeze basically. No matter what your bag is in. Everyone needs to be careful of this. It will shape markets for a few month until things settle. ASSUMING the deal hold and Israel doesn't undermine it in sneaky ways. I'm making off like a bandit lately. But still committed to 50-75% cash around that time.
TECHBROS WE’RE GOING TO EAT 18 YEAR OLD PUSSY IN MIAMI!!!!!
>>62381105Mein nigga kek. He's going to get rid of the dot plot by end of yeah I'd bet money on it.
>>62381088What can ya say you know? We love our little memory
SMUDGE the dots
>he's a funny guy
>>62381115Soon
Who put this niggers red nuts in my pants
its slipping
Woah wtf why is everything pumping so hard? Is the new guy better than JPOW?
>>62381143I INITIATED THE HYPER BOOSTER
I hope that communication committee almost completely scraps those hundreds of conferences, interviews and everything else coming from the reserve members between meetings
Truth social
>>62381089Nice. Dipped in for 9k
Silver is dumping but miners are pumping. Bullish.
>>62381081I believe in that so much that I bought too. Let's go! 7 figures by EOY
WHY IS IT PUMPING THEY LITERALLY ANNOUNCED RATE HIKESAAAAAAAAAAAAAKILL EVERY FUCKING JEWWWWWW
>>62381155*kisses and hugs you*Total SNDKliiiife
>>62381159i keel yuo stupid ber
>>62381146Looks like another Trump puppet, so more gas than breaks. Says housing looks restricted.
>>62381155pumping miners?
>>62381163>>62381163>>62381163
>>62381159He said no rate hike and no forward guidance. Idk what you people are smoking no one thought a cut was coming and a hike is not what's happened you illiterate nigger.
I BELIEVE IN WARSH AND BESSENT
>>62381159it's simple, we've simply all decided that we want to keep making money no matter what
>>62381146He's better than jpow in the first 10 minutes
>>62381155We know about price manipulation. It will pump if there is good economic news in spite of a rug pull.
>>62381162i find him kind of refreshing. more talkative and expands on ideas v powell who would try to make his answer as short and direct as possible.
>>62381132You may as well eat from a Dumpster. American women are whores and cesspits. I know. Ive fucked enough of them
>>62381054He's given it away, we're gonna go to vibe based monetary policy. Saturn is in retrograde so we'll have to lower rates next meeting
>>62381155Unfathomably based
>>62381103Thinking of you today
