kevin is actually pretty cool edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62380490
there is no way this shit will say like this right? never saw a candle like this shit
PLEASE DONALD TRUMP IF YOU CAN HEAR ME POST A TRUTH, MAKE ALL THE MEAN BEARS GO AWAY
> nows
>>62381163
Fuck Kevin. He should be honest with people and tell them the rate hikes are coming, instead of just talking about his stupid fucking task force to fight inflation. Like seriously this shit has been a problem for a long fucking time, and they still think it's monetary policy that controls inflation, not government spending boss.
Pump the miners
>hes kinda neatHe's a soul sucked vampire selling your future to banker likes and by the end of his term you will want to shoot him just like powell.
How do Americans feel about their humiliating defeat against Iran? Ready to pay the $350b?
>>62381182good chance trump will truth us at the end of the meeting.
I am still making money off of sneedisk>should've bought more SNXX editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>MRNAFeeling good about the current trajectory. Probably pricing in the two new products and will giga crash if they turn out to be stinkers.
I believe in warsh and bessent, I believe in America.
GOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN SUBHUMAN JEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You can't spell KeVin with the letter V.
warsh will have grey hair in no time
>>62381188nah bruh he will solve inflation
>>62381189This
>>62381192I hope
>>62381188If you think rate hikes are coming BEFORE massive cuts you are retarded. They lost. Inflation won. 4 years ago. This is just song and dance while they raid the back of the vaults.
AI BROS WE FUCKING WON
DAVID S. SOXL
This bitch looks evil
>>62381203Warsh sounds like a chronic masturbator
>>62381202I meant without. Phone autocorrect fucked it up.
Why the fuck are we letting Bongs ask questions at our fed meeting? Especially when they're sneakily trying to imply we should be jacking our rates up.
>>62381189Oooh, I see what you did there...
Sandisk bros, to the moon! Uh...
POWER HOUR INCOMING
>>62381199
everything needs to go to zero
SPCX is irrelevant until insiders can sell. The value is a mirage until we're at that point
>>62381212this job does require a level head
hehe market maker do funny thing
HOW IS HE BROWNER THAN THE CEO OF GOOGLE AND MSFT
>>62381191Pallets full of cash.
>my TLTs doin a lil sumthin>>62381212>Warsh sounds like a chronic masturbatorOh, so fuckin what?Is that a bad thing now? Really? Why would it be?Explain.
How many times is this guy going to say "Family Fight"?
generational soxs buying opp
TASKFORCE
It just uh, keeps going down
>>62381189Metals are getting revalued, that's why short open interest is record low. Bankers know.
>weve given the market a new era at the central bankYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62381163COME ON SPCX!! DO FUCKING SOMETHING!!!
>I pivoted to neoclouds right before the great SNDK crabbingAm I literally the greatest trader that lived
Damn, what a disastrous haircut.
>>62381232goodto zero
I mean on the one hand thanks to Warsh for pumping the markets. But on the other hand no hikes just means we're kicking the can down the inflation road until the US banks car runs out of gas or blows up.
bond trannys are all like that lol. shes them.
>>62381236It dipped because we all h*ckin' sold.
it's over... he fucked it
/SMG/ Miner Pumping Task Force, SOUND OFF!
Today Cushing Oklahoma gave an update on the WTI oil reserves>we are officially at 20 million barrels>we dropped 1.6 million in one single week>this is the operational minimum>everything between 20 million and 14 million is a dangerous gray zone of unusable sediment and sludge. Operators will fight fiercely to prevent drawing into that layer but where that number lies is unknown>energy companies are ringing the alarm bells that we are possibly days away from futures contracts being frozen entirely to prevent structural damage to the system if the sediment/sludge is detected and reached>this would trigger a Force Majeure ala the Straight of Hormuz resulting in a catastrophic supply disruption
FUCKING FINALLYGOGOGOGOGO GO TO ZEROOOOOOOOO
Why is it dumping? The Knicks won.
Guh
WARSH HAS TO EAT BREAKFAST wITH BUSSY EVERY WEEK
I'm not hearing much about unemployment. Seems like its not important anymore.
>>62381235if anything happens it will be either AH or tomorrow
>I would tell the man in the grocery store that he's going to pay six bucks a pound for beef forever. It's gonna keep going up, actually.
CAM ON SOXS
>his aperture gets widened over breakfast with bussent
>>62381257Good
Well it was pumping when I was looking at it so I'm not looking anymore
>>62381247why would it pump?
Productivity to lower rates>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OWvghF_rpA
>how it feels to watch my calls worth $200 that are going to expire by tomorrow otm
USAARs how we feelin?
HE SAID AI AGAIN
>>62381257it never should have been. Fed has known for a long time that low interest rates have a weak affect on employment. not to mention employment numbers are fudged and unreliable for what they want. he said this meeting alot of survey standards are out of date.
wtf I'm getting fucked over here
>>62381270her eyes look like mine boss
>>62381257He started off by saying they want to maximize employment
>>62381276I know a way we could maximize employment boss.
OHHH, HE'S DISMISSING THE EMPLOYMENT ARGUMENTGive him a presidential medal
>autistic reporter demanding he raise the rates or threaten to raise the ratesLmao.
>>62381163What is it about Kevin that makes him attractive to women compared to Powell?
>>62381270Would
I lost everything and now I hope you do too
HE SAID DATACENTERS WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
HE'S QUOTING FRIEDMAN
>Kevin BROWNIE Warsh was supposed to cut today. What did he do? Instead markets think he will hold rates HIGHER FOR LONGER! What a stupid sickly looking man. Who appointed him!?>President DJT
>Is AI adding more to supply or demand boss?Where the fuck do they find these stupid fucking people boss?
>>62381282how about another joke kevin
Everything is collapsing
>>62381285We'd all fuck Kevin, thats just a given.
>>62381284He's younger and "funny"
DXY reaaal close to breaking to new high for the month
THE TASK FORCE>THE TASK FORCETHE TASK FORCE>THE TASK FORCETHE TASK FORCE>THE TASK FORCE
>>62381300Gold at a new low for the week
>>62381285Anon she is no longer among the living
alright boi's fill me in what has been said during this fed meeting that has huge impacts on stocks? my portfolio is up despite SPCX being in the toilet.>>62381270fug i wish she looked at me like that>>62381282timestamp?
>>62381304I meant in the home alone universe
>first not stupid question>Warsh stumbles
NEw FRAMEWORK
um there's a task force for that sweetie
We got a task force for that, sweetheart. Don't you worry about it none, alright?
UNSATISFACTORY ANSWER!!!! FUCKING RUN!!!!
>>62381300dxy new high
I would love the fed to be revitalized. the only part of government not reduced to ineptness from bureaucracy. the fed needs to be more-proactive in everything. If SHTF, the fed has proven to be the only institution that is resilient enough to fix anything. Every other government organization falls on their face trying to change a lightbulb.
>>62381295Well anon we tried. Lost about a grand but it comes and goes. There's always more money to be made
HOLY FUCK IM GONNA PAY SO MUCH TAXES THIS YEAR WTFFFFFFFFF
>back to where we startedTHE CRAB IS ETERNAL
>>62381303Will consolidate until the focus shifts from war resolution to the monetary/bond crisis. Wait old gold silver. Swing the +/- 20% swings if you wish.But i feel the CB buying wont filter through till late summer. The energy tail shock will not help as gold is trading like a stock still as paper markets still dominate. Q3-Q4 is the buy
Kevin is rizzless
I NEED THIS
>>62381223There's really retards putting their entire net worth into it just because its the musk man. We're talking hundreds of thousands on one stock.I will buy 10-25K USD worth of shares as it stabilizes in 6 months but I also can afford it.
>>62381320I got like $80 left, $400 in an IRA, i can add more but i dont want to keep losing
>>62381321They get them anyway. Just pay and be free of the anxiety
ARM cannot be stopped
>>62381236*pinches cheek* aren't you so cute *hands you a coconut cookie*>>62381245why do i have this stinking feeling something will happen in regards to Iran over the weekend to cause stocks to dump? maybe i should deleverage some more, although at this point i'm so deleveraged that my downside risk is low while my upside is great lel
Hey Kev, Its The Baggler from /smg/ Capital. I just wanted to ask you, are Transwomen Men?
>>62381338>no further questions please
>Lofi beats to make task forces to
Pump my emergency fund rate Kevin
Is it a task force to cut rates?
>>62381163I'm opening straddles every FOMC decision release from now on, most profitable trade I've made all month.In case you didn't tune in to Kevin's debut, you should know that "We're going to deliver on price stability" was said about 10 times and half the governors saw a hike by years end. We're ending red unless Larry Fink decides to squeeze my nuts...I mean shorts.
>>62381338Man Task Force (MTF)
Dead thread, dead futures
It is scientifically feasible for SOXL to resch 300.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62381347>Baggler I would have to defer to the transforce we set up for that.
its actually over time to ask for overtime
God damn guess my portfolio (and thus me) is fucked
>>62381351GIVE ME BACK MY GOLD YOU STUPID BEAR
>US President Trump On Fed Raising Rates Possibly: It Could Happen- “Alright That They Held Rates, Whatever”>US President Trump: Iran Deal Will Be Signed Over Next 48 Hours- Will Leave US Military In Gulf 'For A While'- If Other Countries Have Ballistic Missiles, It's 'A Little Bit Unfair' For Iran To Have None
>>62381346Get over here buster
>>62381330I can give you the way to make money but first I need to know if you are trying to get rich quickly or if you are fine with getting rich in 7-11 years
>>62381346More than half the governor's are dumbo rats who want to tank the economy, of course they said they want to jack rates before the midterms. Real American patriots aren't going to let that happen though, especially with the Black unemployment rate being so high.
Guys the reason big tech decided to start selling shares is because they love us! We aren't at the top of the market they just want you to have a chance to be a part of history
>NVDA
GUH
S&P just hit its close from last week
>>6238120740* years ago
>>62381349So you're saying I should full port short ETFs ? Already did lol bears make $0 off me
pumping or dumping
WHAT THE FUCK KEVIN
mumusisters i CAN'T COPE ANYMORE. 9000 SPY WAS PROMISED TO ME
G... guys? I have a bad feeling about this
>>62381379Dumping. Was crabbing for the last 2 days.
Look what you did, you little JERK
Quick, make another taskforce!
POWER HALF HOUR PLEASESTOP THE DUMPING NOWFIX THIS IMMEDIATELYWHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAYKEVIN
>msft>xbox
is the task forces done yet?
>Bought SMCI after the massive dump>Intended to do a quick flip>Got greedy after the initial recovery was better than expected>Now firmly in the redRIP easy 300 bucks
>>62381163I just solded. What am I in for?
soxs to the moon
Warsh is literally the king of bears
>>62381393nothingisn't that the point of selling?
cmon QQQ you know you want 720.50 go ahead cutie
>looks at stocksFuck! I should have sold like an hour ago. Well at least I purposefully derisked.
I SOLD I'M DONE I SOLD IT'S OVER FOR ME
>>62381393Putting through the unendurable pain of listening to you post “why did I sell, I should have bought the dip” tomorrow
SEND IN THE TASKFORCE
NO FUNNY STUFF, LEBOBO
>>62381389>>62381384Rip power half hour.
>>62381408tomorrow is triple witching day the dump has just begun
>>62381413Crashing the market before the Juneteenth holiday weekend would be extremely racist. Not happening.
Miners now dumped to full gap. Buy the dip.
This dip is priced in and manufactured.Do your needful and BUY IT you retards.
These guys are tossers. My VIX 18 calls expired today. Well guess what, why not tank everything after that?!? Aaaarg.
lol, i'm +69% on the day, how'd you guys do?
>>62381363
I finally bought into SPY 2 days ago. I need to stop being retarded
oof
WELL I WASN'T DONE BUYING YET SO THEREIM ACTUALLY FINE. I'M HAPPY EVEN
>>62381426What trade
fucking hell man
BREAKING: S&P FALLS TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE FRIDAY; SMG TASK FORCE IN SHAMBLES
>>62381408>I should have bought the dipWhat dip? My stocks were at ATH.
>>62381426a modest 3% boss
Kevin, i thought you were a real one...
>>62381432Taskforce Inc & co & Sons
>>62381415I read a stat that 75% of triple witching hours are down days for the market. It's really stupid that they create these situations. The market was designed by really dumb people.
IS SO FUCKING OVER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WITH JEWS YOU LOSEAt least Powell wasn't a fucking JEW
whyd everything dip?
How much money in total is invested into the NASDAQ 100?
>>62381404> 15 minutes more even to go716.30Wait til 3:59:58 to buy
>"and then I said..there will be a deal AGAIN">"...for the 38 times">"and they believed it again""AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
>>62381452People thought that Trump firing Powell meant he'd appoint someone who just drops rates to 0 to make the economy pump
>hello? task force???
power fifteen minutesPLEASE
Reeeeeeeeeeeee gib back Jerome "Too Late" Powell!!!! Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee
Nebius just about holding up my shartfolio into a crab formation
>>62381459But he is saving America so of course he would hire the best guy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Uh oh. Trump is NOT gonna like this one!!!
Getting ready to slurp
>>62381163What the flying fuck did the new Zion Don Yes man say to make the market go into such a frenzy???
Uhhh there no work at my workplace, do I just shut up and enjoy the downtime or ask for more?Like we're ahead of schedule by two weeks.
I almost dumped 44k into SPCX yesterday but got cold feet. Glad I didn't lose a shit ton today but am still worried it's going to pump back up and I'll feel bad for not doing it.
Wtf man I thought Trump was supposed to have installed hos own personal money printer as chairWhat the fuckCan't he just bribe him to turn the printers back on
Power 10 minutes coming in clutch.
adobe bros...
>>62381473Yeahhh this is badI got heemed -5% today
Ameritards voted for this conman ahahaah
>>62381489We had it all, twice
I should have fucking bought puts fuck this nigger market
Retiling my bathroom what you think
>>62381494Ehhh he fucking over the Jew. $300B too expensive but the jews are pissed off right now. All that political capital down the shitter.
SINK RATE SINK RATEPULL UP
silver marines.....no.....NO!!!!!
Aye caramba. Todavia onions verde, pero menos que antes. Voy al taco bell para el vegetarian mexican pizza. Quiero tu amor babe, lo extrano
>>62381494This is so fucking funny.
And just like that my account is gone
As an ADBE holder, I keep getting raped over and over everyday.
>>62381511How do you lose more than a hundred percent?
>>62381489>bought at 204$>sold at 204$Was wondering whether there'll be some sort of correction that would make it shoot up, but nope. Want to buy it when better times come as now it's just on an endless dump spiral.
>>62381511How the fuck do you lose 200%? Are you in debt now?
>>62381511you made it
An overreaction to rates probably not being raised at all once oil goes back down. That was the main driver of last month’s “inflation.”
>>62381511
>>62381232The lump penis has a balls.
>>62381494I mean if he fucks with the Jews I don't mind.
we are finally getting what we deserve
>>62381511Tuition ain't cheap boss.
They're just cashing out for the juneteenth pump tomorrow, would be wrong for the real niggas not to get dey dough
>>62381482*pinches your cheek too* here have a cute cupcake. Just enjoy the downtime before they end up handing you all the tasks.>>62381489You didn't buy the picotop did you? I just don't see how this company can succeed moving forward. Even these cheapies won't lure me in.
>>62381527I mean it COPE, but the Jews are fucking furious and lashing out. So $300B to decouple might be worth it in the long run, but maybe i'm coping. APAAC needs to be a fucking foreign entity.
>>62381511based
>>62381516Leverage
>>62381452are you stupid? why would it pump they announced rate hikes niggerai bubble popping as we speak
>>62381511just delete and create a new one problem solved
soxs really printed
>>62381511-198.15% uh how? do you owe money to the brokerage?
>>62381511impressive
>>62381511did you load money or what wtf
>>62381536i was eyeing adobe for a while but it just kept going lower and lower, figured there doesnt seem to be a floor on it and left it alone.
CRAB DAY FOR FUCKING SAKE...
gonna buy this SOXL dip soon
>>623815470.45 centsgolf clap
>>62381505Sad days
>>62381546This is why you always open an account with your cousin's name.
>>62381536Adobe still has good revenue and reach with some decent ai-related gains. I get the skepticism, but I expect the company to be doing fine for at least some time, but everyone hates it, so it likely won't matter all that much.
>>62381558uh no m8 you could have easily made 5% or more in minutes buy <4 sell 4.3
>>62381553@ ppl who make profits in this marketdo you buy rising stuff or buy stuff that dumped a lot
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
I reentered SPACE Exploration and Scams inc boss.
>crab dayI'm green though. I just wish my junior minors really get going.
Unbelievable, I was sure they'd pump at close and squeeze the shit out of bears. People must have really shit their pants reading those minutes.
>>62381559Haha WOOF
No.This is not stocks.
>>62381559there too much green in there and i dont understand how
>>62381566rising stuff long term for sure
That’s funny when a company IPOs and rings the bell on a nuclear red day
>>62381568-1.29%Ns and Js
>>62381566I mostly trade options on SPY and QQQ. I predict the direction and trade puts or calls accordingly boss.
>>62381568Today: -2.18%This Week: -0.49%This Month: -4.15%This Year: +25.19%From Peak: -5.16%12 Months: +33.03%
>>62381568+2%
>>62381578We still have tomorrow to finish the job. Don't worry. The Task Force is here.
this market is gay and fake, im off playing vidya
Every fucking day it pumps and every afternoon it dumps.Is our market being harvested by daytrading faggots?
DAMN, SON>>62379122
>>62381568-3.01%
>>62381568Down 3% but still up on everything.
>>62381548>he thinks stocks can only go to $0
>>62381587I bought TASK calls for the memes boss.
>>62381568+1,7.
>>62381568-2.6%Doesn't tickle
>>62381568today +2this week -7this minth - 20this year -38
>>62381568MRNA saved my skin today. Looks like I might be able to hold this bastard for some time if tech is going to get gaped for the time being.
>>62381568+0.82% somehowAll praise to Nebius
>>62381197I second this message. TLT should be part of everyone's portfolio.
AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHOS GREEN RN
volume update. nothing exciting. last few days have been real and heterosexual spx kinda looking like the meme chart though
>blood red at closewow very cool thank you FED cocksuckers for erasing my gains for the dayi hope Greenspan and Ayn Rand return from the dead and devour Warsh at the next conference.
>>62381583did you short today
>>62381500See you in the /diy/ atrocities thread, my friend.
>>6238156826.320.28%it was 171 this morning reeeee what happened
>>62381568+0.59%
>>62381618What happened? I was gooning to interracial pornography.
>>62381587kekeven 5 different ones no?no seriously how can int arm avgo be fatly green when nq is dunping
>>62381609based juststartingoutanon, hope things go swimmingly for you in your trading journey
>>62381568+142%unfortunately it was in my gambling account with only like $500 in it, but still a good day!My real account is up 7% thanks to a Biotech stock I am (QURE) in shooting up 70% overnight haha.
>>62381568I'm down like 10% thanks to SPCX
>>62381591didnt dump enough crabed too long in euro sessionrose too much in asia session
New chair of the federal reserve and markets come apart because it’s not Powell 2.0. A changing status quo provides its own opportunities however.
Sorry to the MRNA chad. I didnt believe you and only threw $500 in
>>62381511Can we get a quick rundown on how you did this?
>>62381619I made most of the money while it was going down, but there are certain things you can do to put the position in neutral, and then you can put your foot on the accelerator when it's about to move boss.
Only green cuz of USAAR...
>>62381591There will be a reversion to the means. Such a strategy can work for a short period of time but gets figured out. This is why time in the market beats timing the market. 99% of day traders lose to safe strategies in the long run. They win for a short period of time, convince everyone they're stupid then lose everything and you never hear from them again. That's not to say you can't ever time the market.
>>62381568+1%Could have been worse. But I think tomorrow is going to be a red day as the Iran deal falls apart.
>>62381511this is why i dont fuck with optionswill you kill yourself?
>>62381624Rates a holding steady but there may be hikes coming
>>62381645I realize this.Still...
>>62381627its my 3rd year…thx i wish i never stared thoi could have bought a car on my lossesor lived like a king on a japan trip for monthsmy first year was - 30%. then i made everything back when trump got president and everything pumped. last year i was up 20% but didnt take any profitsand since the btc top and silver crash i could not recover. and everything i touch goes red
>>62381568+2.16%Positive for the week so far, +8% or something like that
>>62381651Yeah I agree there's an abnormal amount of this going on which is why big money will start harvesting this behavior.
I hope you all guys aren't hiding and are buying the dip.
>>62381645That's why it is important to use risk management with your gambling account, and then transfer the profits frequently to your set it and forget it index funds and drugs/alcohol account.
> futures
>>62381628i never was in a +70 % overnight stockwhat does it feel like?
>>62381637With buying the reciprocal? Buy 5 puts, price dumps, buy 5 calls until you expect another movement, then sell one of the legs from there? What strike on the follow up, if that’s the strategy you use?
>>62381645dont listen to him, keep gambling with all the money you got from the previous gamble and go to infinity from there
>>62381659not yetwaiting for more dips
>>62381666Checked satan
>>6238164599% of daytraders do it for a month and then quit
>>62381659Tomorrow will be red as fuck.
>>62381494Pottery
>>62381628noice im jealous. congratz.i lost most of my money in my gambling account to bad calls. feels bad man.
>>62381672But there's still plenty of time to make gains ah
>>62381500I want a 20% dump so bad!
>>62381674same bro but wagmi
is nbis biz new meme stock?
koru is due for a big day believe in the Koreans
>literally no money last 30 days, within 1pc of where i was a month agoi am tired of this clown ass market.what is the dividend on VOO? im tired of looking at charts every day. 25pc of my networth is in SPYI, what other ETFs are worthwhile?
>>62381677based and same
>>62381494Hush, Berg. Unless you want 0 american free gibs you will let him cook.
>>62381680>its the only stock thats +10% green while everything else is redlol, lmao even
>>62381683TQQQ
>>62381691Excuse me my MUU and DRAM are doing fine
>>62381665no, that's fucking retarded you'll get ass raped on theta doing shit like that. You buy 5 puts, then sell 5 puts at a different strike.
>eur/usddayuuuuuummmm
wtfwt? it's going back up ah?
>>62381511Every time I close the day red or I underperform qqq or soxl or whatever's got me hung up that day I just remind myself there are tards out there like you every day notching -200% losses. Thanks for making me feel better, anon. And for fucksake stop mixing margin and 0dtes.
>>62381701can someone call the jouse and tell them to dump more wtf
SOXL goes to 250+ before premarket probably
You bought the dip, right
>>62381568I have farther diversified my [spoiler]paper trading[/spoiler] portfolio. Sadly I am almost out of funds, might need to sell everything and start over if nothing goes green soon.
>My stocks pump and USD pumps against my currencyMan it is like bonus time.
>>62381568-1.04%
>>62381568down 0.34% today, up 1.25% so far since friday close
stop the green at once joose
>>62381654oh damn LOL, sorry anon, I incorrectly assumed. That's rough, although if it makes you feel better, I've been getting heemed since January on both miners and physical metals; tbqh I don't even want to calculate the loss in physical PMs alone (although I'm still up a ton)
>>62381568Today's Actual Change: +$11,542.14 CADDaily % Change: +0.27%You didn't lose ground today; you clawed your way into a micro-gain, entirely because your specialized tech and space allocations zigged while the rest of the S&P zagged
Why the fuck did gold rug?
>>62381723The dollar is shooting up because the fed may raise interest ratesThis hits all commodities and stocks
>>62381568no call for concern
>>62381723Ticker: DXY (and to a lesser extent yields)
>>62381723I have a theory that whales control precious metal prices with massive buying and selling sprees.
>>62381723Kevin wasn't as doveish as predicted and its looking like rates will be going up, though doubtful before midterms.
The person you should be mad at is you, for letting the internet destroy your life and ruin your mind. I won stocks, i can go anywhere and do anything and i am about to start. I am trying to save you from this wretched swamp and if you found courage you could get a free ride out of this prison and out of wage slaveryGreen tomorrow no doubt
>>62381701this is the power of the ah task force
>>62381691I want to kiss you for being so smug and rich (and yes my MUU is fine)
>>62381744Very cool, see you tomorrow
>>62381568Not too bad relative to today's poop storm.
>>62381744I sold a bunch of bull put spreads for like 50% premiums.I need to be right 2 out of 3 times to break even, but i'm like 90% sure tomorrow will be green so it's basically a free 50% in 24 hours boss.
How do wagies live with themselves? Life is miserable under 600k net worth.Even some retard who wins a measly 1 mil in the lottery with tax is literally set for life and never has to worry about bills or rent and just has to watch their bank account grow, and can afford most luxury expenses.
>>62381744You'd think so, but ever since I made it nothing I enjoy more than getting heavily caffinated than shit posting. Worlds first trillionaire does the same thing but with ketamine.
>>62381752What saved ya?
>>62381754I have never had to worry about rent or bills in my life and that was before I had my first mill, just budget my man it's not hard
>>62381753you think triple witching day will be green why
>>62381759Mainly semis, space, nebius, TE.
>>62381734rape
>>62381769Because the pigs who are trying to eat at the bobo table are supposed to get slaughtered boss.
>>62381723The market is like women's fashion. Things go in and out of style. TLT is next season's trendy safe haven asset. Gold is "so last year"
>>62381765The most retarded people in america are given money either in the form of inheritance it like old people or they just blow it if they win it in the lottery. They'll be broke within 1 year.They literally can put it in something like QQQI and be paid a 120k year salary doing nothing even after taking 5% off for inflation.Nobody should have to work more than 15 hours a week to live and have basic things like gaming or rent.https://youtu.be/EaAbcDvxg0w
>>62381568Im not telling
>>62381568+3.31% today+9.36% week
>>62381805MOMMYHE'S NOT PARTICIPATING IN THE THREAD!
>>62381723Rates higher for longer
>>62381568Not bad thanks NBIS/BE
What should I make for Fathers Day bros? A5 Wagyu, Stone Crab or a crawfish boil?
Iam one shit day away from knock out
>>62381814Crayfish. Wague made me puke, no idea what stonecrab is, my parents loved the crayfish the one time I did it.
>>62381814Fish and chips
>>62381814Stone Crab with that dijon mustard mayonnaise sauce boss... man reminds me of that time I went to the fulton fish market and saw these stone crab claws that were like over 2 pounds each. These fucking claws were bigger than 1 pound lobsters for fuck's sake.
>>62381827now baggie. shame on you. I know this is a lie.
NeWWWWWW >>62381832
>>62381831I'm being dead ass serious with you brother. My 80 year old friend Geno and I go to Fulton when they open at 2am to buy blue crabs. It's the biggest fish market in the country. We saw stone crab claws there like 50% larger than pic related boss.
>>62381494...why the fuck would you say this after killing they leaders then bombing them for weeks?on top of that no one even wanted you to bomb them except the kikes.
