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>>62381832
Just hold the damn thing until you're Golden (by Kpop Demon Hunters)
DRAM and DRAM accessories
Genuine sensible chuckle
> futures
>who could have predicted today was going to be red as fuck with the best time to buy being at close
what the hell should i buy
They thought rates would be lowered
>>62381845Wholesome.
>>62381849>>62381847VOO/SCHD/QQQM but also I bought META/MSFTI don't care about the space man stock or Iran
>>62381832TASK FORCES UP MY ASSHOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62381849just all in on space x.
>Iran GDP: $300B>Trump bend the knee tribute to Iran: $300BSmiggers, do we invest in the iran stock market? They doubled their GDP in a day.
>>62381864I hear they are starting a drone company worth 1 trillion with that 300B. easy 4x the economy
it's never been more over
>>62381842Daily reminder how retarded Bobos are.
Wtf did silver futures just do?
>>62381871Give me a 20% dump!
the dumbest guy at work bought the SPCX ipo
What are we slurping tomorrow? I'm going for some extra NBIS, some extra DRAM and CRWV.
>>62381885Bottom signal
>>62381888checked and fucking probably
Why shouldn't I use a different investing app for a different type of portfolio?This idea makes sense to me in my head, which means theres something wrong with it.
>>62381871>they are retarded>posts screencap of correct prediction so far
Snap is a taintstock
>>62381867You alright, anon. Don't come to the stock market Thursday>>62381894You can (or should be able) have multiple "accounts" with the same broker.
Are you ready...
Damn, how did I end up positive today? Anyway, iz we getting a dump tomorrow?
>>62381894You're overthinking it.
>>62381871This was ten days ago. Why'd you do this?Its such a nothing prediction too.
>>62381905You ended up HIV positive
>>62381904...for the revaluation?
>>62381899imagine paying $3000 to hurt your ears, look like a dork and get popup ads all day. why do these tech fags keep trying to make gadgets you wear on your head and not just admit its fucking stupid/uncomfortable/depth perception problems/no one wants to buy it
>>62381908The important thing is ABP - Always Be Positive.
>>62381906I don't want my peas touching my mashed potatoes.
/smg/ please tell me my portfolio will be in the green tomorrow. It's dumped!!!!>>62381691Whomst is this cute, smug pink haired girl?
>>62381894I like being able to quickly see my total value and buy and sell in different accounts all within the same app>>62381898Micron just hit an ATH on Monday. That post was made by a priced-out faggot
if LITE doesn't pump I am generationally ruined
>>62381842I need DRAM to hit $75 tommorrow, or else
was kevin even hawkish or was this just a sell the news event
I am officially fomo’ing into SOX_
>>62381898DRAM was trading in the 50s when he said that you retard. It's back up to 69... holy fuck you guys are too stupid to check the date and price for the post. More proof Bobos are rerarded.
>>62381918>buy the ATH>watch it bleed>post image of someone saying everything was going to bleed>haha man I'm so smartsounds like you bought the top retard
>>62381907>It's the top and it's going to be a week of sell offsI have to screen cap how retarded the Bobos here are.
>>62381920It shall be done inshallah>>62381924My average on MUU is $146. Get fucked priced out retard.
>>62381921He's setting up a task force to shrink the Fed's balance sheet, The Fed is hinting at a bias towards raising rates, most members expect two .25% rate hikes, so yes, he's VERY hawkish and the OPPOSITE of what Trump wanted
>>62381877That an AI pic or a game? Name?>>62381904>one ounce>$19,600Should I buy miner etf's?>>62381912Shhh don't tell them that, let them go bankrupt, let them go to $1 per share and reverse split for the laughs
>rate hikes>friday will end with no deal>oil shock after biggest defecit in decadessee you after the ressession ai niggers
>>62381849Kneepads
>>62381929If you ask me, Gumpf just didnt like powell and used rates as an excuse to get rid of him.
>>62381927>bro for real i hit a 10x but I'm still clinging to it and desperately shilling it here because its going to 10x again(X) - doubt
>>62381864It's over for China.
>SpaceX lands inside Schwab's value etf
This fucking world cup 2026 is a real eye opener for one thing; why the FUCK are people so much more passionate and willing to do riots over a stupid sports game? Why aren't people taking other shit more seriously like the economy, stock market, or jobs availability stolen by H1Bs? Feels bearish for mankind.Anyway I'm loading up more puts and shorts, Jeff Bezos made a weird comment about AI taking away labor......even when Amazon is behind the push but whatever, easy money.
>>62381933The "deal" on Friday is largely just to agree to have negotiations over 60 days about reaching a final deal, the only thing of importance is that it's supposed to start the process of opening the strait, which Iran has 30 days to do, Iran has already denied Europe's help in clearing Iran's mines saying as part of the MoU it's solely their duty, I am sure Iran will drag out those 30 days they have to reopen the strait, especially if Israel remains in Lebanon
>>62381855why QQQM over simply just buying QQQ?>>62381862maybe im retarded for not buying it>>62381934pic rel
>>62381944Sportsball is the circus of 'bread and circus' meme.
Congratulations!
Mininggers report in? How are we feeling? Commodity bros?
explain to me why int, arm, one software (when every other software is red) is green when nasdaq is redi wait
>>62381956Bobos in route to fix this. Thank you for bringing it to our attention.
>>62381947>why QQQM over simply just buying QQQ?are you dumb? qqqm is the superior choice because of the expense ratio and everything else is the same it's even done by the same people
>>62381954>SHITfaggots report inI oughta give you a swirlie
The war just ended again buy buy buy
<$100 vcx is a buy that will do 50% or better within a few months if not days. it could easily 2x next week
>>62381964Don't hate because I've been green since friday.
>>62381960do it nowwwwwwi want to see blood aaaaaaaaaa
>>62381899If you dont buy these you will never get laid again and you will always be seated in the back next to the mens room and you will probably end up buying a 4chanpass
We're so back.
Why did markets bleed today? I thought rates hikes were already priced in?
It's starting to feel like this is the moment to rotate into gold before either the deal collapses or the 'oh shit' moment hits when the developed world can't shrug off the supply chain disruption.>>62381845How can you not find real videos of animals doing amazing shit? You're literally on a planet that is one giant playground for the wonders of nature.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74>>62381944It's actually significantly tamer this time around due to ticket prices and everyone being scared of traveling to the US. In January I bet on a strong tourist season and I've been beaten like a blonde step-child in a black household for it, despite the fanfare hotels remain underbooked.
the fuck is dotplot again
the deal was signed early koru gonna print
>>62381988dotplot is the future of investing technologies
>>62381845is that ai?
>>62381979They were not priced in, apparently. I guess the status quo was priced in.
>>62381915gotoh hitori from bocchi the rock
>>62381988All the fed governors add a dot to a chart, where they think inflation, GDP and rates will be in the next few years
ohnonono dont look at the VIX
My rich neet portfolio70% in VT20% QQQI10% SGOVI get around $3000 a month
>>62382006they put donts on a line?
>>62382007Whatever happened with him revealing that Trump is in the Epstein files when they were fighting?>20+ years ahead in spaceIt'll come crashing down like his car company when one of the several Chinese start-ups catch-up on reusable rockets.
>>62382014Here it is, each dot if from a member of the Fed
>>62381988all the fed faggots are supposed to show where they think the trajectory for rates will be for the coming months
>>62382017the right one looks like a starwars aircraftbullish for space in longer run
Israel still hasn’t seen it. Trump was blowing his load to sign it. How many more levels of humiliation can a nation take?On this plus side. It’s good for bags.
they should've hiked>>62382017these are almost never correct btw
I'm surprised there's 0 market reaction from the early deal signing
>>62382031We moon tomorrow when the details get released +Juneteenth Mania when they realize the markets are closed Friday
>>62382037The details were already released. The market hasn't reacted to any of this. Tomorrow is triple witching day that's not a good day for markets
>>62382017>Jewish star morphs into upside down cross longtermsounds accurate
>>62381956She just needs some giant DSLs and that image would be perfect
>>62382014Pure stochastic muttism. Every brown has attained the same brown state as all the other browns. No more whiteness can be extracted from this system to do useful work. It has attained maximal browntropy as this proved the 1st law of Hebrodynamics.
>>62382007>every gamble paying offThat's not true, but Musk still wins anyway because investors keep throwing money at him hand over fist as if it were true
>>62381929Why would Blumpfoid pick him as the fed chair and cry about Powell so much? I legit thought that Warsh (to a reasonable extent of course) would be trump's bitch.
shill me some ETFs that have good dividends and/or good growth that isnt totally reliant on tech
the dollar appreciating would slaughter everything right now
From Ira Jersey, Bloomberg Economics:>Those who looked for a quiet first Warsh FOMC meeting must be disappointed. Warsh’s stamp on the statement seems evident, with language moving closer to the style used before the Global Financial Crisis. The effort to make the Fed less transparent may reduce day-to-day volatility, but it risks larger jumps when the Fed’s reaction function or economic data surprise markets...Nice summary, the Bernake, Yellen, Powell nightmare is ending. I for one welcome the return of functional markets.
>>62381937It's still a low forward P/E and the shortages get longer. The logic is simple and it works
>>62382048Trump had to pick someone who could get 51 votes in the Senate
>>62381864All that money is gonna come with strings attatched, investment carve outs. We are getting the oil carpets and pistachios after all
>>62382055Maybe he can buy a fractional share in his Rabbihood account
>>62382051I appreciate my dollars
>>62382055>>62382058all I said is you don't have to buy the absolute fucking pico top you feral niggers. my first post this thread was saying I bought today and you absolutely cracked out meth pipe hitting faggots think anyone that isn't 200% max margin all in calls at the pico top is a bear
it's over
>>62382000Checked. She's so cute!>>62382008Is it up? Tell me anon, tell me it's down!!!!!! AAAAAAA!!!!!!
>finally decide to buy a bunch of VOO>im down -$1400 in 1 dayNiggers
Is this the sell america moment?
>>62382072Bottom buy signal?
>>62382072Hey you buy VOO and check back in a year, not a day later
>>62382080should i wait for the rate hike to buy? that will drive down the price right?
>>62382017>2026, mid point 3.75%>2027, mid point 3.625%>2028, mid point 3.375%>longer run, lol whenever that isThey have no intent of lowering inflation to 2% do they?
>>62382089buy some now and when it goes lower buy more. if its down 30% then take out loans and enable margin and go all in VOO. this is financial advice
>>62382091They can't and also they are going to run off the balance sheet which pushes rates higher, and the fed is now just going to follow the repo market instead of being the repo market
>>623820913-5% inflation is the new normal. its ~8% in reality anyways.
>>62381933my wife mint would never say the n word
If my port doubled and I put it all on divvies I'd get the same amount of money coming in as my current job, obviously not entirely how it works but man it makes me just want to NEET Maybe I could live frugally and build a non-divvie port alongside it
>>62382091We literally just reopened persia. Goop is gonna go to $20. Truflation is already below 2% and by years end we will have disinflation unironically. Cathie wood was right, warsh already knows this too, the other retards on the fed board are angry euromarxists that want to juice us but they wont get their way
Bobros I'm checking the futures...I'm about to call an ᵉᵐᵉʳᵍᵉnᶜʸ ᵐᵉᵉᵗᶦnᵍ
>>62382098That makes it sound like they've given up.>>62382100I have to increase my stock and options risk just to get rich before this K economy locks me into the poor class.
Did something report earnings today to cause the AH pump?
>>62382116just the AH-V-machine
Red day? I didn't notice it, I have MU
>>62382116All the iran mou and other stuff got finished
>>62382116They remembered Friday's closed
>>62382109its just standard retracement after a big red candle.
>>62382122FUCK YOU DON'T REMIND ME OF THIS BULLSHIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOW I WANT TO DIE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON FRIDAY
>>62382116...but seriously... what made ZN-futures gap down "that hard"?
im going to sell my PFE and my CVG and my O and put it all into VOOmy poorfolio will be>VOO>SPYI>TSM>(undisclosed speculative play)thoughts?
>>62382116everybody decided all at once they liked prices better when they were higher
>>62382127just bee urself
NON STOP ASS RAPE
>>62382122>>62382127fucking nigger holiday man...
>>62382127>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON FRIDAY
>>62382140wtf sick satanic black magic shit is this?
>>62382117>just the AH-V-machinelmao wtf guys are you seeing this?
>>62382142SOON™
>>62381842What is?
>>62382143is this the markets equivalent of>post-nut-clarity?(yeah, I know I'm replying to myself because none of you reply to me...)
>Fed does nothing>Stock market does nothingok
>>62382152wanna fuck?
seems like everything tech related had it's red daily candle body instantly eradicated in the AH.seems organic.
>>62382161a/s/l?
lol bobo finally gets his day and im only -0.06%
>>62382164low volume overnight pumps and high volume open dumps until the big boys are out of their positions.
>>62382140>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON FRIDAYsee>>62382136>NON STOP ASS RAPE
Here are the 14 points laid out by the White House about the deal. Total Washington capitulationhttps://nypost.com/2026/06/17/us-news/complete-14-point-us-iran-peace-deal-finally-revealed-by-trump-administration-read-text-in-full/
>>62382173WHAT!?who'd do something so sinister?
>>62382175sounds exhausting
>SPCXSo is mining the asteroid belt being delayed now or something?
>>62382176The whole purpose of the war was to stop Iran from having a nuke and they accomplished it
>>62382173But that's immoral, they can't do that.
>>62382176If you repeat that you've won the conflict enough time, it becomes real.I have no doubt that the USA will apply this very strategy and reality bends in such a way.It always has for the USA.
>>62382185Yeah, and all it took was lifting all of the sanctions and future sanctions all the way up at the security Council level of the UN, unfreezing all of their money, giving them $300 billion dollars for reconstruction, and also de facto control of the strait.And what we get is pinky promise no nukes, which was already the state of things before the war
>>62382194You're unbelievably delusional
>>62382195Nice argument
>>62382140That is a nice start for that swing set.
>>62382195using a nuke was already against their religious law, retard. basically, the US got nothing out of this war except total humiliation. KEK
>>623821941. There's no reason to sanction Iran anymore they're playing ball2. We're not giving them anything, the world is forming a reconstruction coalition amounting to $300bn which will include companies that benefit from the contracts3. Iran has to freely open the strait4. Iran's Uranium will be downgraded and disposed of under supervision This is a win-win. That's what a proper deal looks like.
>>62382195Everything he said was correctthis has been a massive embarrassment for the US, and the outcome is essentially a surrender
>>62382205Correct, we're giving them everything to have things be the way they were before. Really great deal
still less embarrassing than the Muscovy 3 day SMO to liberate Ukraine from the Jewish Nazis and their washing machines
>>62382205>>62382195
>>62382209It's easy to make claims like this after daddy trump stops Iran from lodging a nuke up your asshole you coddled little bitch
>>62382180yes, delayed until the jp morgan collar rolls. soon as it's over though we'll be up to our eyeballs in gallium
>>62382212You're a complete fucking retard. The only thing that has changed since before the war is Iran will no longer have any sanctions or frozen assets of any kind as well as $300 billion dollars that spoiler alert they're not going to actually spend all of
>AT LEAST 300 billionSay thank you.
>>62382212iran? nukes? anon, please.
>He didn't buy GRRR
any swinggods utilizing coreweave?it literally stuck in 100 to 130 range and repeats this around biweekly
>>62382218Unenriching and disposing of Uranium, stopping Iran from ever having a nuke, all completely made up. We live in anons imaginary world not the one being factually described by a legally binding agreement. These are the people I'm competing against. No wonder I'm up and you're losing.
can anyone give me a quick rundown on wtf happened today?
>>62382194whats wrong with turning iran into an ally?
>>62382007>jd vance >having any political future whatsoeverLOL
>>62382212>unironically referring to the fat retard as "daddy trump"that's wild bro
>>62382187Seems they've already got their cattle started in this very thread >>62382225
>>62382229he could have if he had a semi serious imagehe is just seen as meme stock
